DING!
DING!
DING!
There is an audible buzz in the arena as we go to Erik Knights, standing in the middle of the ring, ready to announce the main event. We see that the referee for this bout is junior referee Michael Alston.
Knight: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall. This match will be contested under NO HOLDS BARRED RULES!
The buzz begins to build in the arena as the opening guitar riff to Metallica's class Nothing Else Matters begins to play. The fans are almost waiting in anticipation as we go to another camera angle as Lbm is walking through the back. His face is serious and there is no funny slogan on his shirt, just the following:
8/13/2012: Nothing Else Matters. Lbm finally emerges from the back to a rousing applause from the fans as the legend makes the long walk down the aisle.
Knight
(As Lbm Enters) : He hails from Northern, Ireland and at a height of 5'6 and a weight of 248 pounds. Tonight, he fights one of his most bitter enemies in one last battle. He is a five time FHT Undisputed Champion, three time FHT Tag Team Champion, a multiple-time Hardcore champion, and a two-time Television Champion. He is the one, the only, the F'N LEGEND: LBM!
Lbm enters the ring as the crowds warm reception continues, and he looks at the crowd and points at them. The fanfare is short lived, as the opening buzz of the harmonica blasts throughout the arena.
The fans then begin to unleash with every jeer imaginable, as the camera goes to the entrance. "Man With Harmonica" is beginning to play at full blas as Robert Gordon finally emerges from the back, the toothy grin and Nixon victory sign in full-force. He's not alone as a line of New York's finest line-up on each side of Gordon. The cops and Gordon are almost synchronized in terms of every step, but that doesn't stop Gordon from being antagonistic. Gordon is sporting a jacket with the SEI logo.
Knights
(As Gordon Enters) : He hails from Stamford, Connecticut, and at a height of 6'5 and weighs 253 pounds. He is a four-time FHT Undisputed Champion, one-time FHT Television Champion, a two-time FHT Tag Team Champion, and a multiple-time Hardcore Champion. Tonight, he represents the SEI, he is ROBERT GORDON!
Both men are in the ring as the ref looks at both men and calls for the bell, and the battle is on!
King: Folks, you're about to see a battle that you will never see again.
Brooks: Battle? They should call this an execution.
Both men come to the center of the ring and automatically begin to exchange blows. Wild rights and lefts, and eventually Lbm tackles Gordon to the mat. Lbm is throwing blows at a wild pace, some connecting, but some are missing the target. Gordon eventually gets an eye-rake in that causes Lbm to disperse. Gordon measures him up and hits him with a running knee. With Lbm down, Gordon puts both of his boots on the neck of Lbm, and uses the ropes as an advantage as it brings pressure on the neck. Alston tries to get Gordon to knock it off, but Gordon rationales that it's No Holds Barred. Gordon finally stops, and then goes for his fist chain.
Brooks: Gordon going for the chain early tonight.
Gordon swings for Lbm who is beginning to emerge, but Lbm ducks under and sends Gordon over the top and down to the floor with a big clothesline. Lbm quickly follows and is in the proverbial hunt, and eventually catches up with a retreating Gordon. A few quick jabs and Lbm rams the skull of Gordon into the apron repeatedly. The fans are actually starting a counting chant and then Lbm makes the signal that he's going to send Gordon into the crowd! Gordon tries his hardest to stop it, but Lbm tosses Gordon over the railing and into a see of angry virgins!
Brooks: For the love of god Robert, get out as fast as you can!
Gordon quickly comes to and realizes that he is in enemy territory and quickly high-tails it towards the ring. Unfortunately he runs right in a trash-can shot to the head by Lbm. Lbm continues with the trash can and nails Gordon in the back, and once again when Gordon rises. Gordon gets an eye rake that hinders Lbm, and eventually escapes the angry crowd. Unfortunately, he doesn't see Lbm on-top of the railing with the trash can and he nails a double-axe handle with a trash can instead of fists. Gordon slowly rises and Lbm looks to go for another shot, but Gordon blocks and hits Lbm with the trashcan. Gordon then gets a sick smile on his face as he sends Lbm chest-first into the apron, right into the steel part. Lbm holds his chest in pain.
King: That could have broken the sternum or collarbone of Lbm.
Brooks: Hey, it cut's off the breathing, even though a diet of cheeseburgers and alcohol won't help his cardio.
Gordon then grabs Lbm and whips him back-first into the railing. Lbm is holding his neck in pain as Gordon stomps on Lbm a few times to get the crowd angry. Gordon picks up Lbm and looks to Irish Whip him into the railing, but instead shorts arms and him and arm drags Lbm into the railing. With Lbm writhing in pain, Gordon nails a couple of kicks to the gut of Lbm, and throws him into the ring with the trashcan. Gordon goes for the first pin of the night:
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Kick-out.
Gordon looks one-part angry, one-part surprised as he picks up Lbm. Lbm nails a few big punches, pushes Gordon back and tries for a super-kick. He almost hits it, but Gordon catches and decides to do a good ole fashion low blow. Lbm is holding his nether regions in pain, as Gordon just shrugs his shoulders like nothing is wrong. Alston tries to get in his face about it, but Gordon shoves him away. Lbm is back up and turns Gordon around and gets in some good punches.
Brooks: You know, if this was in Hawaii, it would be a Hawaiian punch-fest. Get it?
King: Terrible.
Lbm is now moving onto chops and gets Gordon in the corner, and unleashes some brutal chops. Lbm grabs the trash-can and sets it down, and puts Gordon on the second rope. Lbm climbs up and nails a superplex onto the trashcan! Gordon is in obvious pain, as Lbm quickly jumps for a pin.
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Kick-out!
Lbm is frustrated and grabs what hair Gordon is growing and wallops him a few times with some good punches. Lbm then goes to the bottom of the nearest turnbuckle, and undoes it. He then takes Gordon near and nails a drop-toe hold right into the steel!
King: You know, he cut my microphone off a few weeks ago, so I feel no sympathy.
Brooks: Monster.
We see some blood trickle from Gordon's skull as Lbm rolls him over. The camera is trans-fixed on the blood on the exposed metal. Lbm is outside now and has Gordon laying near the steel post, well nether regions facing the steel. You can figure out what happens next, as Lbm posts Gordon! The look of pain on Gordon's face cannot be described as Lbm drags Gordon to the outside. LBM then grabs the fist-chain and hits an already bloody Gordon with a good shot right between the eyes. Gordon stumbles backward and onto the announce table as Brooks/King get moving. LBM then nails some rapid-fire, Flair-style punches to Gordon and gets on the table. LBM looks like he is preparing to piledrive Gordon on the table, but Gordon nails a last-ditch low-blow. Gordon then throws LBM off the table and onto the floor which causes a nasty "THWACK" throughout the arena. Gordon gets down from the table, and rips out the monitor and hits LBM in the gut, then the left knee, and then the neck in one fell swoop. Gordon then takes off the mats and does a Jerry Lawler tribute by pretending to pull down the straps.
King: For the love of the god, don't pile-drive him on the floor. Also, I never thought I'd see a Jerry Lawler tribute by Gordon.
Brooks: I heard it's a big hit when Jerry meets with pre-teens.
Gordon sets him up, but LBM backdrops Gordon, and he heads to some wiring and then begins to choke a rising Gordon. Throughout all of this, Gordon manages to move his body to the side, and then actually picks LBM up for a Belly-to-back suplex. Unfortunately, it takes a bit and Gordon slips near the steps as both men's skull hit the steel, and it sounds nasty. Neither man benefited from it, as both men are holding the back of their head's in pain. Both men are slow to rise, but Gordon manages to rise first and get's a quick stomp in. He then rummages underneath the ring and brings out DOS Tables. Gordon puts one in the ring and then throws LBM back in and follows. The table is steel leg side up, as Gordon picks LBM up and hits him with a falling powerslam onto the steel legs. LBM's back arches up in pain as Gordon jumps for a quick pin attempt.
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2.76345
KICKOUT
Gordon kicks LBM aside and heads outside to set up the other table. As he gets on the apron, LBM drives his shoulder into the gut of Gordon. LBM then slingshots over the top rope, grabs hold of Gordon and essentially power-bombs Gordon through the table! Both men are hurting, but LBM realizes that he needs to get Gordon in the ring for the pin-fall. Before that though, he rummages through the underneath of the ring and grabs a plaque. It zooms in and we see what it is:
Brooks: What's he going to do with that? Sell it a pawn shop to buy some Mad Dog 20/20?
Gordon is on his knees and LBM swings and BAM he connects with the plaque to the skull. He throws it in the ring, and then grabs a shard of wood from the table and puts it in the ring. He then punts Gordon in the ring and follows as he grabs the wood. Gordon is clearly backing-up as LBM looks crazy-as-hell. Gordon is backed up in the corner, as LBM then tries to begin stabbing Gordon with the shard.
King: Shades of TULLY/MAGNUM in 86!
Brooks: I believe that I was watching North and South: Book II that night.
It's a struggle, but Gordon manages to send LBM into the bottom turnbuckle...the same exposed turnbuckle. Gordon then grabs the plaque and looks at it fondly and then tosses it out of the ring to mucho boo's. Gordon then heads outside and grabs a chair from underneath..the same one that LBM used on his son. The fans gasp as Gordon is prepared the same weapon that LBM used on his own kid. Gordon goes to swing at LBM...but LBM SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR INTO GORDON'S FACE! LBM falls onto Gordon for the pin!
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2.876765546
KICK OUT!~!
LBM is shocked as he looks at the same chair he used on his boy and looks almost transfixed on the chair and then throws it to the outside. LBM goes to grabs Gordon who is on one knee, but doesn't know that Gordon has that shard of wood in his non-visible hand. Gordon pops up and almost blinds LBM with the shard, and quickly tries for the pin.
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2.5476~!
KICK-OUT!
Gordon then heads outside and grabs a ring-crew member and begins to order him around. We see as the man is taking apart one of the turnbuckles rod and completely gets it off the post and off the buckle, leaving exposed steel. Gordon takes the rod, and then pushes the guy aside for no good reason. Gordon comes back in, and cups LBM's head and stabs LBM in the head with the metal piece repeatedly, until blood is trickling out. Gordon doesn't even bother for the pin as he grabs the chair from earlier and puts in a seating position. He then picks up LBM for a powerbomb, and has him up but LBM is punching hard. Eventually, LBM hits a facebuster on Gordon, who goes face-first into the chair! LBM then sets up the table, and lays Gordon on the table. LBM ascends to the top rope, makes a signal to the fans and drops an elbow drop right into the BLACK HEART of Gordon. The fans are losing it as he drapes an arm over Gordon.
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GORDON BARELY GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!
LBM is shocked as he picks Gordon up, sends him into the ropes for a clothesline but Gordon ducks and catches LBM with a boot. Keeping up with the pressure, Gordon whips a groggy LBM into the ropes and nails him with a Bossman Slam onto the same chair from earlier. Gordon goes for the pin, possibly sealing the victory:
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2.9999
KICK-OUT!
Gordon is shocked as he stands over LBM and makes the Nixon Victory Sign and loudly says "It's Over" and begins to grab LBM for greetings..but LBM ROLLS HIMS UP! Gordon is struggling to get free, as the count begins:
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ALMOST THREE BUT A KICK-OUT~!
The fans are angry, but so is LBM as he gets Gordon against the ropes and just let's out a month of anger on Gordon with various blows including punches and kicks. Eventually, he goes to the same chair that he used on Eitthan and looks at it. He then hits Gordon in the skull, dead center with it as Gordon crumples to the ground. LBM arduously turns Gordon over and pins him:
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GORDON GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!
KING: Neither of these men will stay down. There is too much pride, too much bragging rights on the line.
LBM grabs Gordon, but Gordon has the chain and whips at the same eye he nearly hit with the piece of wood. With LBM holding his eye, Gordon sends him shoulder-first into the post. Gordon then exits and grabs the top of the steps and throws it into the ring. He then miraculously gets the bottom step into the ring, and heads back inside. He then puts them together as he climbs to the top, and makes the Victory sign. He then maneuvers LBM onto the top of the stops and gets him on his shoulders for Greetings.
KING: Please don't tell me that he's gonna nail Greetings on the steps.
Gordon has LBM on his shoulders for Greetings, and hits GREETINGS FROM STAMFORD ON THE STEPS! The crowd cringes at the sight of the move as both men are hurting on the mat. Gordon manages to cover LBM:
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KING: KICK-OUT, DAMMNIT!
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BROOKS: HE DID IT!
The bell rings as the crowd actually shows Robert Gordon some respect, but that quickly evaporates.
Knights: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout: ROBERT GORDON!
The fans are booing as road agents and even medics hit the scene as they replay some of the anarchy. Gordon rises to his feet first, but quickly sits down in the corner, kicking away any help. Dark Angel enters the ring to his buddy, as Gordon approaches LBM and company. Angel stands firmly in his way as both men have a stare-down. Buzz is building as Gordon smiles and haucks a blood soaked loogie at Angel and quickly exits before Angel can retaliate. Gordon walks/stumbles to the entrance as he taunts everybody with the Peace Sign and quickly heads to the back.
King: No doubt in my mind or Brook's mind was this a fight to remember.
We go back to ringside as we see LBM is finally coming to. Much like Gordon, he is refusing help. Even from Angel as he barks out that he wants to walk out on his own power. LBM finally rolls out of the ring and begins walking around the ring as fans are cheering him. He walks by the announcers table as King gives him an ovation, and even Brooks is begrudgingly shows him respect. LBM's walk finally ends at the stage as he points to the all the fans and says "Thank you." Legacy Supershow ends with a loud "LBM" chant as he walks to the back.
