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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 9, 2012 8:49:45 GMT -5
BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY hits...
Dollar signs fill the Legacytron video screen, as the former FHT Undisputed Champion & ELITE Heavyweight Champion, the reprehensible Ace Andrews makes his way down the aisle towards the ring.
Laughing to himself as he sees kids holding Dark Angel signs, he actually rips one of the signs out of a kid's hand and rips it up before throwing the pieces over the head of the child.
Ace Andrews jumps up into the ring to loud boos asking for the referee to open the ropes for him! Reluctantly referee Leon Spinx does as he requests as The Billionaire Brawler, enters the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponent![/b][/color]
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Huge ovation as Legacy's third most popular babyface heads down to the ring for the second time tonite after his involvement in the conclusion of the Nina Wagner/Miss Hardcore match.
Lbm has a serious look on his face as he climbs up on the apron and stares across at Ace Andrews who continues smiling from ear to ear. Lbm climbs in the ring and removes his t-shirt throwing it to the crowd.
His music fades as the referee very quickly calls for the bell obviously not wanting to waste anytime in getting this one underway![/color][/b]
Gary King:[/size] No love lost here! A storied rivallary! In one of the final FHT/ELITE shows, Lbm defeated Ace Andrews for the FHT Undisputed Championship - a victory that Ace Andrews avenged in the first main event of his ill fated promotion ACE wrestling.
Greg Brooks:[/size] Ace is smiling from ear to ear! Obviously so happy with what has transpired already tonite. Seeing Dark Angel's long time friend Blade hospitalised without even having to lift a finger. And now he has the chance to put a hurting on his other friend Lbm!
Inside the ring, Lbm is preparing to lock up with Ace Andrews who is still lying up against the turnbuckles smirking. The referee calls Ace into the centre of the ring but Ace Andrews just laughed as Lbm is starting to get more pissed off!!!
Ace Andrews is asked to come into the centre of the ring now again to lock up but he shakes his head and ducks out of the ring and jumps down to the arena floor to large boos!
Lbm who is still inside the ring is going "what the?" to the referee who has no choice but to begin a count since the bell has already been rung!!! One... Four... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten!!!
The referee calls for the bell and just like that the match is over! Ace Andrews laughs louder now as The F'N Legend Lbm is clearly pissed off at his cowardice! Ace Andrews from ringside picks up a microphone.[/color][/b]
Gary King:[/color][/b] What a poor showing from Ace Andrews right here!!! Lbm has won this poor excuse of a match!
Ace Andrews:[/color][/b] Do you people know who I am? Wait - I'm Ace Andrews - of course you people too well who I am!!! Well I am the reigning PRW World Champion! I headline pay per views and when I wrestle - it's a big fucking deal! Ace Andrews has been disrespected by Legacy Wrestling since the out!!!
I'm a former FHT Undisputed Champion! I'm a former ELITE Heavyweight Champion! Hell I used to own this whole gawd damn company! And I sold it for millions!!! A hell of a lot more than what it's worth now! When I choose to wrestle again, it'll be a main event with the hearlded Leader of the Legacy Legion!
Your buddy Dark Angel has had this coming for so long and it is almost upon us! The Fall of the Dark Angel, is the only thing I got left to prove this piss hole of a company. So that will be next match! Not some mid card, thrown together match against an OAP alcoholic washed up, degenerate of a father like you!
Speaking of which... how are your children? Your son Eitthan hasn't been too well lately has he? What's this I hear about him having a bad neck? You know if there's anything I could do to help...
Lbm has heard enough! Lbm climbs out of the ring and dives for Ace Andrews and the fight is on! Lbm throws Ace Andrews over the broadcast table sending Greg and Gary out of there! Lbm jumps over the table and hits Lbm with a flurry of right hands!!!
He picks him up by the throat and is about to throw Ace Andrews into the steel steps when Ace Andrews points to the Legacytron! Lbm diverts his attention as suddenly a video begins to play!!![/color][/b]
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 9, 2012 8:50:35 GMT -5
Via the Legacytron (being filmed by a handheld camera)
We cut away from the Legacy Hall, to a huge house somewhere in California. Huge gates and fences surround the home. We see children playing in the garden. The camera which is filming from bushes outside the home is shakey and zooms on the children to reveal LBM's sons.
Robbie, Homer Gervais, Elvis Sinatra and Lyle-Keith are all playing football (soccer) outside the big house were there are two cars parked. The children are playing happily all the while being watched by this camera.
Suddenly a voice from in the home calls the kids in. We see Lbm's third/fourth ex wife Sally Wilson at the door. The children's dinner must be ready. Lbm's twin son - Homer Gervais (10) kicks the ball into the bushes near to were the camera man has being filming!
Sally shouts at him to go and get it as she turns her back and heads back into the house! He runs over to get in the bushes as the camera is dropped on it's side! We see a pair of men's feet as the child is now in the bushes looking for it.
Homer screams as he comes face to face with the man holding the ball in the bushes! He puts his hand over the child's mouth and picks him up! We now see the person in full and he looks directly into the handheld camera! ITS JAMES CARLISLE!!!
JAMES CARLISLE: Do I have everyone's attention now? You ever want to see little Lbm junior here again - you'll give me my job back! And you'll give me dear old daddy Lbm at the next supershow!!! Until then... See ya!!![/color]
J.C runs off with the child screaming in his arms as Sally Wilson comes out the door having heard something!!! She screams out shrieking as she sees one of her sons being abducted!!!
SALLY WILSON: HOMER!!!!! HOMER!!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!! MY SON!!![/color]
The camera stops rolling!!![/size][/font]
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 9, 2012 8:51:39 GMT -5
RINGSIDE
The F'N Legend Lbm stands in shock, as are the stunned crowd. He turns around but Ace Andrews has fled the ringside area through the crowd as Dark Angel has joined his friend in the ring.
Lbm is crying as he runs up the aisle shouting for Keith Williams! The camera follows him through the aisle way into the back were CEO Keith Williams is standing in his office awaiting Lbm having watched what just happened!
Lbm grabs Keith Williams over the table as security rush in and hold him back!!! Dark Angel is in there now having called the police to try and get over to Lbm's ex wife's house in California, we can overhear his conversation while this is going on!!![/color][/b]
The F'N Legend Lbm:[/size] HIRE HIM BACK!!! I'm telling you!!! Hire that mother fucker back to this company so help me gawd!!!
Keith Williams:[/size] Who do you think you are walking in here putting your hands on me?!? I couldn't give a shit about you or your children! Your damn personnal life is constantly putting black marks on this company!
Dark Angel:[/size] There is police going over to your house now!!! They've got people out looking the streets for him!!!
Keith Williams:[/size] Do you think I want a child abducter on this roster? I already got one billionaire kidnapper and a recovering alcoholic who put his own son in a wheelchair! I don't need this!
The F'N Legend Lbm:[/size] The guy is a maniac! He has my son Keith!!! Please... don't do this because you hate me! Do it for my son! My family has been through so much! Please Keith I beg you!!!
Dark Angel:[/size] Keith for gawd's sake the man's son has been abducted by J.C!!! Give him what he wants!!!
Keith Williams:[/size] I do this for you Lbm!!! Well then you two owe me!!! You and your little boyfriend here!!! Dark Angel and Lbm - you two owe me! Someday/sometime whenever I want - you two owe me a favor!!!
The F'N Legend Lbm:[/size] Anything!!!
Keith Williams:[/size] *picking up the phone in his office* Janice get me James Carlisle on the phone! Tell him that he's getting his job back and a match with The F'N Legend Lbm at the next pay per view! And find out what he's done with that kid for christ's sakes!!! We don't need another child battering on our hands!!!
The scene fades as we head back to a shocked ringside area to the commentators table were Gary King and Greg Brooks are sitting!!!
Gary King:[/size] James Carlisle has been rehired! But the bigger story right now is that Lbm's twin son Homer Gervais has been snatched from outside Lbm's ex wife's home in California! We'll keep you posted on how this develops!
Greg Brooks:[/size] This might be in bad taste... but what type of stupid name does Lbm give his kids?!?
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Post by Alexei Mikhail Petrovich on Sept 9, 2012 22:40:15 GMT -5
Eric Knights- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time, the owner of Legacy and the Hardcore Redneck, KEITH WILLIAMS!
Keith Williams is all business today in his jean and blazer combo and walks into the ring with a spring in his step. He quickly gets in the ring and takes the mic.
Keith- Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a lumberjack match set for one fall. Introducing first, he is the leader of the S.E.I and one of the truly honest people in this world, Robert Gordon!
As Man with a Harmonica fills the arena, Robert walks out with a huge smile on his face, almost as if some plan has come to fruition.
Keith- Now, lets welcome our lumberjacks for tonight's main event!
I don't want to stop by Ozzy Osbourne booms throughout the stadium as the wrestlers file out, yet something strange is going on. Only heels are coming out. They all arrange themselves in front of the ring and talk amongst themselves.
Keith- Well, that seems to be everyone who wants to come out. Now, lets welcome our soon to be former internet champion, Alexei Mikhail Petrovitch, don't be shy, come on down!
Boom by P.O.D thundered on the speakers and the Balkan Wolf came out as the crowd welcomed him with a lukewarm reaction, the previous week's approval by Dark Angel having helped a bit with winning them over. He looked at the heels arrayed before him and gulps, only a small amount of fear showing.
Keith- Son, either you come into the ring or I have you counted out. Actually, lets give you a bit of an incentive, ref?
The ref starts counting.
Ref- 1!
King- Where are the faces?
Ref- 2!
Alexei sprints down to the ring.
Ref- 3!
Legacy cameras are in the back and the face locker room is barricaded by a forklift! The door is banging back and forth but the machine is not moving.
Ref- 4!
Alexei is shoved back after trying to break through the line of heels.
Ref- 5!
Keith- You know what, you're too much of a coward to enter the ring. Fine, if you get counted out you lose your title! Come on in and fight!
Ref- 6!
Alexei looks on in a look of pure rage. He takes a step back.
Ref- 7!
He goes into a full sprint. And leaps up!
Ref- 8!
He uses NIN Horror's shoulders for leverage and leapfrogs over him!
Ref- 9!
He steps on Father Tony's wide shoulders and jumps into the ring, right before the ref counts to 10! He does not even break stride as he rolls through, gets to his feet, continues his sprint, bounces off of the ropes and nails the surprised Robert Gordon with the Greeting from Varna! The lariat floors the man and he tauntingly waves to Keith, who is getting out of the ring as fast as he can. He takes a pause to catch his breath and looks back at the wall of heels, wondering if he really just pulled that off.
Gregory Brooks is wide mouthed and stammering while Gary King is going nuts!
King- Holy crap what just happened? How the heck did he just pull that off? Does he even know how he pulled that off?
Brooks- Wha..wha...what?
King- It seems that both of our champions are ninjas!
Keith- Well it don't matter how fancy he can jump, Robert is still going to kick his ass!
Meanwhile Robert Gordon has recovered and the match has begun in earnest. Both men go for a lock up, but the bigger Robert is able to force him back into the corner and he launches a few hits before the ref forces him to back up. Alexei immediately follows him and hits a few punches of his own before Irish whipping Gordon off the ropes. However this was a bad idea as Gordon comes flying back with a huge flying clothesline taking them both down. Gordon goes for the cover but only gets 1 and a half.
Keith- That man right there is a true champion, he gets in the ring and fights, not pussyfoot around because he is too scared.
King- Keith, who had the locker room blocked off?
Keith- I know nothing about who or what did what. As far as I know it was a random act that could have been committed by anyone.
He then cinches in an arm lock and goes to work, pausing only to headbutt Alexei a few times, which was not the greatest of ideas as the Bulgar's hard head dishes out more punishment than it receives. He staggers back a bit and Alexei uses the available space to reverse the hold and lock on one of his own. Robert is able to get to his feet however and pushes him off, Alexei bounces against the ropes and goes for the lariat again, but this time Robert is ready. He ducks and as Alexei comes back around, robert floors him with a big bossman slam. Back on the mat, Robert does not even bother to cover Alexei and instead starts to stomp on him, carefully inflicting punishment on all his limbs. Alexei tries to roll out of the ring to recover, but only remembers at the last minute that the lumberjacks are waiting for him. He tries to get up but he is barely to his feet before a huge clothesline from Robert spills him out of the ring.
Brooks- Come on, teach him a lesson about respect.
King- I am not sure that's what the lumberjacks are for.
Keith- They are there to prevent cowards from running away, how long they take to do so is their prerogative.
The heels immediately get to beating the ever loving crap out of him, with Father Tony trying to get in on the action. It takes close to 30 seconds before the ref is able to get the situation back under control but that's enough for the heels to put a serious hurt, Alexei is battered and barely able to get in the ring.
Keith- See, they did their job.
Robert Gordon wastes no time in going to work, he punches Alexei a few times and then calls for the Greetings from Stamford. He gets Alexei onto his shoulders and then tries to get his head into position, but suddenly Alexei grabs his arm with his legs, while holding onto the other arm with his arms. He jerks his whole body around and using his torque, he rolls over into a crucifix pin! He only gets a two count before Gordon breaks out, but the effort of the match has exhausted them and they lay on the mat, trying to catch their breath.
Gary King- Folks, it appears that something is happening backstage near the face's lockerroom, we take you there now.
The screen switches to the backroom camera as the match happens on the smaller screen. A voice can be heard behind the door now blocked with the forklift's side.
Dark Angel- Alright boys, on three. One, two three!
There is a huge bang on the door and the forklift budges a bit.
Dark Angel- Second time, one, two, three!
Another huge bang and the forklift tilts a bit.
Dark Angel- Okay, third time's the charm, lets do this. One, two, three!
Another huge bang and the door flies open!
Dark Angel calmly walks through and then shouts:
Dark Angel- Alright boys, raise some hell!
Almost the entire face side of Legacy pours out of the locker room and they go charging towards the ring!
Keith- No, no, no, no, this is not how it was supposed to go.
The heels outside are preparing themselves and Keith is going berserk and his mindset does not improve as “I Don't Want to Stop” hits the speakers again and Dark Angel sprints out of the entrance. He is closely followed by Heavy Metal Snail and the rest of the faces and as the two forces come closer, Heavy Metal Snail takes the lead! He takes a flying leap and nails N.I.N Horror in the face with huge superman punch. Dark Angel is next, tackling the Peeps Champ to the floor. Then its Brad Baxter's turn as for once the dancing buffoon gets his act together and takes out Steven Markus with a huge javelin!
Gregory Brooks- They weren't suppposed to be here!
Gary King- Well try and convince them otherwise, the faces are on a rampage!
Keith Williams- Goddammit, goddammit, goddammit!
And the brawl is on! Around the ring is a sea of fighting as the faces and the heels duke it out. Heavy Metal Snail and Dark Angel are fighting with N.I.N. Horror and the terribly burnt Peep's champ. In the middle of the ring, Gordon and Alexei continue to fight, what had once been a wrestling match is now a chaotic bareknuckles boxing match. They are raining down punches, bruises accumulating and faces swelling from the punishment. Alexei staggers back to catch his breath against the ropes and suddenly Logan makes his move! He catches the Bulgarian's legs and drags him out of the ring into the fight!
Ref- 1!
Alexei and Logan are going at it with abandon. Robert Gordon is content to merely wait in the ring and enjoy the show.
Ref- 3!
Now Father Tony is attacking Alexei, wanting revenge.
Ref- 5!
Suddenly Dark Angel joins in the personal fight! Alexei and the Leader of the Legacy Legion force them back!
Ref- 7!
Now Red Ninja is leaping the guardrail out of the crowd, he runs in the ring and roundhouse kicks Gordon in the head!
Ref- 9!
Alexei has the space he needs, he leaps into the ring and catches Robert Gordon as he staggers back in a waistlock. He pushes him forward and they slam against the turnbuckle, he suddenly pulls him back, rolling through and bridges into a pin! Robert is struggling to get out of it!
Ref- 1!
Keith Williams is going nuts!
Ref- 2!
The heels are retreating!
Ref- 3!
King- HE DID IT!
Brooks- BY CHEATING! NINJA WON IT FOR HIM!
King- It doesn't matter, Keith's plan still failed!
The crowd goes nuts as the heels make a break for it while Keith angrily shouts at the announcer's booth. Meanwhile Alexei is barely able to stand up, sheer exhilaration filling his face. He proudly holds up his internet title as the crowd goes wild around him. Suddenly, Red Ninja is back in the ring with his own title! They both look at each other and shake hands, then they raise their arms up. Gordon is sitting in the corner, his face a mix of surprise and anger.
And this is how Legacy fades to black, as the internet champion and the world champion congratulate each other while the faces of Legacy pat each other on the back outside the ring, happy at having won the battle. Meanwhile, Keith has been reduced to an angry glare, staring daggers into Alexei, who merely raises 4 fingers in the air, one for each failed attempt Keith has made to seize his title.
King- Alexei and Ninja reign supreme, but Gordon feels cheated and Keith surely won't take this sitting down! What will happen next week! Find out next Saturday on Legacy, good night everyone!
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