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Post by Former FHT Employee Daniel Ice on Dec 21, 2007 15:58:46 GMT -5
[We aren’t at the FHT arena. We’re not at the ELITE arena, partly because that doesn’t even exist. We’re in a room bathed in white light and sitting on what appears to be the floor is the Dark Angel, deep in thought. Without looking up to acknowledge the camera whatsoever, he speaks]
Dark Angel: For weeks now, I’ve been sending messages. Letters, tapes, coded promos in which I tried to buy into the biggest lie this complicated mess of a promotion has concocted. At one point, I even asked for seven people who I regarded as those most important to my own immediate future for comment… Something… A word, a sentence… Recognition. You see, I’ve been ever so lonely, quietly pedalling my wares to you all. I asked seven of you. I got one response. You see, I expected it. I planned for it, hell; I knew as soon as I set the audacious task of asking people to actually stray from the norm and talk about something outside their own direct little isolated spheres, they’d flat-out refuse. I wish I could call it arrogance, it’ll settle my heart to know that it’s simply a matter of pride for you all. I wanted to call it dislike, because I’d know it was just a matter of the fact none of you can actually stand me. No… What I saw was a complete show of ignorance, a basic lack of understanding about how a promotion should in fact work. FHT V, five years of stubborn attitudes driven by egos and an inability to learn from mistakes… I applaud every FHT member for managing to achieve such a landmark seeing as you’ve spent much of it sabotaging it for yourselves.
What I love about ELITE is that it was everything FHT should’ve been. Intense storylines, well-organised systems and strong focus on being able to think on your feet. FHT is just a confusing contradiction. Every detail is planned; I found this out from day one, because I wasn’t allowed to do this or expected to do that… And yet there isn’t half the organisation in it that it needs to succeed. To expand the highly appropriate saying of “the blind leading the blind”, we have talented wrestlers stuck spinning their wheels in the undercards and then leaving, because they just don’t get enough to do but aren’t allowed to take their own initiative on things. The top level of management features people more concerned about their own futures and just surviving long enough to celebrate another minor milestone that won’t be recognised past the strip club next to their arena.
The best part? Several months ago, I was part of a group that came into your promotion and in no kind way, told you we wanted no more of your organisation, or lack of, and tried to take the top belt off the man who hadn’t shown up for it in several months. Your knee-jerk reaction? Try to cancel any effects this might have and return to the status quo. What happened? Every star that’d walked out on this promotion came crawling back. Suddenly, this place was hot again. I can’t take any credit for that, if anything, I should be looked upon as a negative influence. I never wanted to step in there again, I wanted to start a true ELITE back up again, in secret but not get involved with you ever again. I gave you two months to live anyway. When my hand was forced, my one objective was to keep things simple enough so I could do that. That’s when the irony set in.
LBM saved you all. He created the greatest angle we’ve had this year. He forced everyone to change their views, adapt and work together for once. He decided that we should no longer be divided by petty differences; he made a commitment and even spoke to me about it. He was so hopeful, this was what he had wanted and whatever you say about the man, he had an unmatched passion for everything about these companies.
If this was his dream, I pity him.
What happened to this place? Within a week, every idea and hopeful suggestion had been overlooked or plain spoken over. Popular motions were snuffed out either publicly or in secret and months on, nothing has changed. All we have is enough new talent to paper over the cracks, and in recent weeks even that has been scarce. There are major problems with this place and again, ignorance and a failure to learn from the past have stopped people seeing it or dealing with it. Problems like communication, all I hear now is either bitching about how LBM’s angle, the one that actually allowed FHT to survive this long, has hurt you or people barking in the dark in an attempt to be friendly and having no response.
Shows seemed to be thrown together, the actual state of recruiting seems to be pretty poor, as far as I can tell right now, we’ve hired NIN Horror about five times, most of the returns aren’t actually listed and The Fizz is a up-and-comer for ELITE. I made a point once to mention I’m not contracted. I’ve not signed up and not once have I been expected or told to despite the fact that I’ve become a somewhat regular face. The one person I speak to is Blade. I’ve watched the guy go from the most motivated and eager I’ve ever seen him into losing all interest and getting depressed about how things are going. That’s the man who was just fought for the FHT Title and got very far in the Tag Title tournament. Quite honestly, I’d reckon he feels lost in the shuffle. I can’t speak for him, I may be completely wrong here. However, I’d also reckon a lot of people also feel like they’re running a treadmill right now. Just getting nowhere.
If you’ve listened so far, I thank you. As I speak, I feel just disappointed. I don’t know what it would take to really make progress. You know what I wanted to do tonight? Have roughly seven opinions to talk about, enter that ring and proclaim “death” on the FHT. A “death” which would feature many great promos and matches and hopefully, a great storyline. Instead, you seem content just producing half-hearted ideas. With this much talent, that shouldn’t ever be happening. I’ll be honest though, watching the last month’s worth of shows has been… boring. Matches that, while technically good, never feel truly epic or important. Promos that have consisted of very generic storyline or angle advancement styles. Returns that should’ve been incredible that has failed to deliver. _the j-man arrives and instead of raising all hell being the original ELITE owner or settling grudges, falls into a random match with Red Ninja who was already booked. Reverend Daddy Joe comes in and beats up some announcers. David comes in and beats up some jobbers. Not one moment this month lived up to expectations in my mind. LBM walked in and in one night, changed the entire landscape for the better. Three talents you’ve not seen for longer walk in and instantly vanish off the radar again.
Where does this all boil down to? FHT vs. ELITE. Its now complete rubbish and everyone knows it. There’s no feud and so many people have just bailed out on the ELITE cause because its too associated with the demonised Deon Hart or is simply “the losing side” that it is beyond a joke. So many people have also done the whole “I’m a lone ranger” deal that we might as well set up a third group for them. ELITE has Blue, Blade and… Gary King by my recollection. What’s the obvious solution? FHT has killed ELITE. It’s attached to it like a parasite, bled it dry and is now hanging off its lifeless husk. Finish the job, take ELITE out of the equation and just call this place FHT. Happy anniversary and good luck for reaching another year.
In the end, The Dark Angel realised the best way to kill the “impure FHT” was to let himself become defeated.
[The room now becomes slowly more dark until we are met with total darkness]
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Post by Mr. Ten Below on Dec 21, 2007 16:20:03 GMT -5
Scene comes back from a commercial, with what looks like Wally Wilson and Gary King discussing something with A-Damn Hater. The camera's mic is live, even if the headsets aren't. ADH: So, Trippy's spoken, Reaper's spoken, outwardly too, sounded like he was beyond pissed off. WW: There's only a few different words to described what Reaper sounded like, and none of them are repeatable in my religion. GK: And there's still the other factor to consider. WW: And that would be? ADH holds up a hand to stop GK from saying it. ADH: Look, I don't care who Blue was back in the day, ok. He's been almost a ghost. Reaper's right, he had it...-had-. No promotions, and the ones he's doing -aren't- cooperative with his Tag partner. GK: A Tag partner that didn't show up for the last title defense. WW: Look, whatever, the point is, since Gunther had Blue taken out and put into a coma, he came back slow, off-the-ball, and not up to par with who and what he used to be. GK: -You- get hit by a speeding semi and see how you do afterwards. Frankly, I'm shocked to see Blue not in a Golddust-like stupor. Remember after Batista threw him into the electric grid? He came back all jumpy and jerky, with a screwed-up version of tourrets? ADH: It's excuses, Gary. What Gunther did is over with, if Blue couldn't hack it, he should of never came back. GK: Oh, so the fact that he single-handedly -defended- the Elite Tag Titles by himself last Monday Night Legacy...that means nothing, right? People do that every show, right? ADH and WW just kind of cleared their throats, not having an argument about that. GK: Yeah...can it. Blue's not quite a fan favorite, but he's taken on Trippy P once, and Trippy P couldn't win. He's taking him on again, where there aren't any rules, and Trippy P wont have a damn thing to fall back on. No tricks, all the weapons you can stomach, and a complete lack of rules. ADH pointed up to the jumbotron, as he saw something being broadcasted. ADH: Uhh...guys?- All three of them look up, and the camera pans over, and latches into the videofeed. It shows Blue stepping from a room, and upon seeing him the crowd gives their mixed reactions as always, but a 'BLUE!! BLUE!! BLUE!!' chant does begin. The big man is smiling darkly, with a soft chuckle, and a wild spark in his eyes. He walks away from what looks like a simple meeting room, but the door's nameplate says otherwise. HAROLD GUNTHER IV HG IV's dressing room. GK:...Oh lord...that's Harry's dressing room. Blue probably worked him over. WW:...Guy needs a new hobby, all he ever does is pick on Gunther. ADH: Well, we at least know Blue's here tonight. The same can't be said for Crusher Casey, his estranged and seemingly disappeared Tag partner. The camera was still on HG IV's door, for the few moments while the trio of announcers spoke amongst themselves, before a lovely female assistant came into the frame, and motioned for the camera to step back. She smiled, flashed piercing eyes with a gentle wink. Assistant: Umm...sorry, you going in is a no-no. Mr. Gunther just got out of a meeting, and he's expecting a quick massage before he resumes his duties here backstage. She giggles softly, and walked in, closing the door behind her. The feed switched back to the announcer's booth. GK's jaw was dropped, and ADH and WW looked confused. WW: Umm...if Blue worked over Gunther, shouldn't we be calling an ambulance, or something? GK:...Since when does Harry have a personal masseuse? ADH: Yeah, well, little Miss Banana-boobs there is going to get an unpleasant surprise when she sees Gunther in a pile of his own blood. The three of them waited in anticipation, letting the videofeed re-overlay them, and the camera feed switched again, back to HG IV's door. The trio of announcers, and all of the fans, waited in near silence. But the only sound that was heard from inside HG IV's dressing room...was giggling. Of the happy, flirty sort. Slowly the cameraman's hand rose up into the shot, with a thumb's up, before the video feed switched back to the announcer's booth. GK: -Go- -Harry-! GK got a chuckle out of the whole situation, not bothering to read all that much into it. ADH: Now, wait a minute, if Blue walked out of Gunther's dressing room with a smile on his face, looking as sadistic as ever, then a little tricked-out tart goes in and all there is is giggling come from inside... WW: Means that Gunther wasn't worked over...could Blue and Gunther of actually -spoke- to one another? You know, like normal human beings? GK made a face, and looked over to WW. GK: Pfffft, oil hates water, cats hate dogs, and Blue -definitely hates Harry-. 'Talking'? Give me a break, those two couldn't 'talk' if their lives depended on it. And remember, it did a few times. Nah, there's got to be another explanation for it. ADH and WW didn't seem convinced, and just shook their heads some, looking back to the jumbotron with doubt in their eyes, as the broadcast goes back to a commercial break.
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Dec 22, 2007 2:17:18 GMT -5
Scene opens with Red Ninja and Angelica Demonica backstage in the catering room.
Red Ninja:All I'm saying is if Lyle cuts one of his long winded bitch fest of a promos on me I'm going to punch him right in the mouth.
(The Crew soon walks into the catering room.)
Jack:Ninja, is the bounty still good or is NIN collecting on it.
Red Ninja:The hell are you talking about.
Eddie:The bounty you put on Killers head, word in the lockeroom is that it was your call.
Red Ninja:I didn't put that bounty on Killers head, why would I pay a bunch of gorillas to do what I could do for free.
Chuck:Didn't he choke you out last show.
Red Ninja:Shut up.
(NIN and Jack Kent walk into the catering room. NIN grabs a sandwhich.)
Kent:Hey Ninja why don't you come shake hands with a real champion.
Angelica:Eat a dick Kent.
Kent:I thought that was your job sweetheart.
(Angelica makes a way twoards Kent but Ninja grabs her arm.)
Red Ninja:He's not worth the ass kicking.
NIN:Hey Ninja, I don't know about you but I heard the trainers are going to be patching up Killer real soon, he's going to be mad about the whole bounty BS.
Red Ninja:Really, I thought you guys set it up.
NIN:I wouldn't accept a dime to kick Killers ass, I'd do it for free, well besides the pay check ofcourse. That's why I stopped The Crew from trying to gang bang him, I wanted at him one hundred percent, made it sweeter when I beat him.
Eddie:So if you neither of you posted the bounty on Killer who did.
(Brad Baxter runs into the room.)
Red Ninja:Oh for fuck sakes, what is this a heel convention.
Baxter:Guys, the bounty is still on.
Eddie:What?
Baxter:Killers not hurt, few stitches and shit but he's not hurt, the bounty calls for an injury.
Jack:It's still good.
(Baxter nods.)
Jack:To the trainers room boys.
(The Cew takes off in a hurry. Baxter follows suit.)
NIN:Man, what some people will do for screen time.(NIN eats another sandwhich than leaves with Kent.) see ya.
Red Ninja:Jobbers, fake champions, bounty hunting, what the hell else could go wrong.(Ninja looks to his side and gets a suprised look on his face.) what the hell are you doing here.
(The camera titls to show THE IRON SHEIK standing beside Ninja.)
Iron Sheik:MASK WEARING MAN, IRON SHEIK WANTS HIS MEDICINE, BRING IT TO ME OR I WILL BREAK YOUR BACK AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE, FAGGOT.
Red Ninja:That's it, I need a fucking vacation.
(Ninja and Angelica leave as The Iron Sheik stands there looking around the room confused.)
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Post by Reaper on Dec 23, 2007 2:08:23 GMT -5
"Oh Hell Yeah" by H-Blockx hits and the fans get to their feet. It takes a minute, but Blue starts to make his way to the ramp holding the ELITE Tag Team Championship belt. He appears to be coming out alone. Crusher Casey is nowhere to be seen. He makes his way to the ring and it looks like he'll be going it alone tonight. He gets in the ring and hands off the belt to the time keeper.
The lights go out and "You Wouldn't Know" by Hellyeah kicks in. The big screen lights up with the Soul Reaper video and the lights come back on slowly. Reaper makes his way to the ramp holding one of the FHT Tag Team Titles. The ELITE fans seem to be booing him while the FHT fans cheer. He makes his way to the ring, but stops at the end of the walk way. He starts talking trash toward Blue and Blue recipricates from the ring as the music dies down.
"Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed blasts the system and the fans go wild. "Sick" Nick comes out holding the other FHT Tag Team belt and he makes his way to the ring. Reaper looks back toward Nick, and rolls his eyes and moves toward the side of the ring as Nick makes his way to the ring area. Reaper hands off his belt and gets on the apron and stands in his corner. Nicks gets to the ring and drops the belt on the apron and rolls in the ring. Reaper says something to Nick and Nick looks over and starts to come back....[/color]
Blue comes up behind Nick and forearms him in the neck, sending Nick to the corner. Reaper just backs up and puts his hands in the air, letting Nick get beaten up in the corner. Blue looks over and Reaper just looks at him and says "Have at him..." Blue gives Nick an uppercut chop and then grabs his head and rakes his face across the rope. Nick goes down and Blue pushes Nick to the outside of the ring with his foot. Blue then looks toward Reaper and motions for him to get in the ring.
GK:"Blue taking it to Nick in the early goings of this one, showing what ELITE is all about. And again he's all by himself showing his guts."
WW:"Blue is certainly asserting himself in this one, but its still early.. don't get too excited."
ADH:"Yeah, Blue blindsided Nick, any idiot can do that, talk to me when he does something impressive."
Blue, gets out of the ring and jumps to the floor. He kicks Nick down again and then goes to grab him. Reaper comes up from behind him and smashes him in the back of the neck. Blue turns around as it didn't appear to do much and Reaper backs up a little bit. Blue goes to chase after him, but Nick has grabbed his ankle. Blue looks back and tries to grab at Nick, but Reaper is up on the apron now and he runs, jumps and gets Blue in a hurricanranna. Reaper gets up and starts to talk trash on Blue. Nick slowly makes his way up and into the ring as Reaper takes Blue up and gets him into the ring slowly. Nick starts to stomp at Blue as he is trying make his way up. Nick grabs him as he gets up and tries to send the big man off the ropes, Blue reverses and sends Nick off, Nick comes back and is caught up in a sidewalk slam and both men are down. Slowly they both try to get up. Nick starts going towards him own corner. Blue makes it to his feet and goes for Nick. Nick gets to Reaper and tags him. Reaper comes in and ducks under a Blue clothesline. Blue turns around and is greeted with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Blue grabs at his back as he lands and Reaper goes over tries to lock in a draon sleeper. Blue is having nothing of it, though and is struggling, he turns over and gets to a knee. Reaper has him in a front face hold but before he drop down in a DDT, Blue picks him up and spins around and brings him down. Reaper is on his feet but is being run backward into the corner. Blue smashes Reaper's back into the corner and gets free. Blue goes for a big over hand shot, but Reaper ducks out and Blue goes into the corner. Reaper goes for a german suplex, but Blue elbows his way out of it and backs Reaper up. Blue runs at him and nails a hard clothesline. Reaper gets up quickly and gets sent down again with another big clothesline. Blue grabs Reaper and sends him off with irish whip as he backs into the ropes and comes off and nails the rebounding Reaper with a flying clothesline. He goes for the cover.
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KICKOUT!
WW:"First near fall of the match after a good back and forth between Reaper and Blue."
GK:"Blue turned things around pretty quickly after having a small problem in there, and he was able to fight back."
ADH:"Well it just goes to show that sometimes things aren't always locked up for ya. Blue was able to fight off Reaper, but Reaper isn't the type to just stay down. There's also Nick on the outside to worry about too."
Blue grabs Reaper and brings him up, Reaper tries to punch out of it, but Blue sends a hard knee to his midsection and locks him in a headlock. Reaper goes down to a knee and so does Blue to keep leverage. Reaper gets up and tries to throw some shots at Blue's back, but Blue grinds the headlock and Reaper is stopped by the pain. Reaper grabs Blue around the waist and goes for his leg to lift him, but Blue grinds it down again. Reaper backs him up to the rope and sends Blue off again, but Blue comes back with a shoulder block sending Reaper down hard. Blue picks him up and lifts him into a suplex.... he holds it. Then he drops him back with a loud crash. Reaper yells out and grabs at his back. Blue, waits for Reaper to get up and then grabs him around the neck with both hands and lifts him. He slams him down to the mat again and again Reaper grabs his back. Blue, goes to cover.
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KICKOUT!
ADH:"Blue is taking it to Reaper here, but Reaper is still not going to just roll over and pack it in."
WW:"Good point, but if Blue continues to pour on this assault, he'll be able to wear Reaper down enough... Reaper needs to make the tag and soon."
GK:"Theres no question about that, Reaper is in a bad way and needs a way out of this trouble he's in, but here comes Blue again with some more punishment."
Blue is bringing Reaper up, but Reaper surprises him with an exploder suplex. Reaper falls forward and tags Nick in. Blue pops up and is greeted with a Nick clothesline. Blue gets up again and walks into a body slam. Nick goes to the ropes and climbs up. He jumps off with an elbow to the sternum of Blue. He covers.
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KICKOUT!
GK:"Nice elbow drop there and it almost got Blue there."
WW:"Nick has a well rounded set of weapons in his arsenal, and that is just as dangerous as the rest of them."
ADH:"Nick is just dangerous as it it is, doesn't matter what he's doing in that ring, its always potentially deadly."
Blue rolls out, but Nick jumps on him and puts him into a camel clutch. Blue lets out a small scream of pain as Nick wrenches the submission in. Blue is trying to reach for the ropes, but he's too far away. Nick seems to have a good hold on Blue, but Blue is struggling through the pain. He gets an arm off of Nicks knee, and then the other. He grabs Nicks legs and slowly gets up, gets to his feet with Nick on his shoulders. Nick tries to punch at Blue's head, but Blue isn't having it. Instead of falling back, he Brings Nick forward into an a reverse falling powerbomb, and both men are down. They both make it to the ropes on seperate ends of the ring. Reaper tries to come up behind Blue, but is taken out by an elbow. Nick gets up and runs for Blue and Blue runs right for Nick. Nick tries to clothesline, but Blue grabs Nick and takes him down with a massive STO, and covers.
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WW:"Save by Reaper, Blue might have had the win there had it not been for that interference."
GK:"Lucky for Nick that Reaper is actually saving the loss anyway. Still aren't showing signs of teamwork but what can you expect."
ADH:"They ain't friends that for damn sure, but Reaper knows the difference between being friends and being a loser."
Reaper is in and saves the count just in time. Reaper kicks Blue in the head and grabs him and sends him off the ropes. Blue comes back and gets taken down with the Heart Stopper spinebuster. The ref gets in Reaper's face and tells him to get back to the corner. Nick starts to get back up and Blue is slowly rising as well. Nick kicks him in the gut and then butterflies the arms. He lifts him and then drops Blue's midsection across the knee and locks in a butterfly lock. Blue lets out a painful yell and then without warning is driven to the mat with a doublearm DDT. Nick covers again....
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KICKOUT!
WW:"Nick thought he had him there, but Blue isn't quite done yet. A nice move none-the-less."
ADH:"Butterfly combo is a hell of set of moves, but Blue is showing to be one tough S.O.B. out there."
GK:"Blue is no slouch and I wouldn't be surprised if he got the better of these two as they don't seem to be clicking well to begin with."
Nick seems a little dissapointed and gets up and brings Blue with him. He calls for Reaper to come help him with a double team. Reaper says that he's got things under control and blows him off. Nick gets irritated with this and throws Blue over the rope and goes over to argue with Reaper. Reaper gets in the ring and gets into Nick's face. They look like they are about to get into a fight when out of nowhere Blue comes running back in the ring and takes them both down with a double clothesline. Reaper rolls out of the ring and Nick is left to see Blue's wrath. Nick is whipped into the corner and Blue runs at him and leaps and nails a body splash into the corner. Nick comes off the corner in a daze and Blue lifts him up and then drops him onto the turnbuckle with the Skullcracker. Nick bounces back and Blue kicks him in the gut, he lifts up in a powerbomb position. Reaper has made it back into the ring and sneaks around. Blue takes a few steps as he looks to be going for the Morning Hangover. Reaper gets low and chop blocks him. Nick falls down on Blue and then rolls off. As Reaper gets back to the apron, Nick struggles over and makes the tag. Blue has gotten to his knees and Reaper comes up and gives him a stiff kick to the chest. The impact makes the crowd let out a long OHHHH!! He kicks him again. He goes to kick Blue again but Blue ducks it and gets up and runs to the ropes, Reaper runs to the opposite rope and leaps to the second rope and comes off and spins around with a flying roundhouse to Blues head as he makes it back to the middle of the ring. Blue gets up slowly as Reaper is posing in the corner. Blue runs and leaps, but Reaper turned just in time got out of the way. Blue hits the corner and comes backward, Reaper tries to go for the Requiem, Blue falls back on his feet. Reaper turns around and goes for Blue, but Blue lifts him up into a military press... and then drops him. Reaper lands hard and Blue picks him up. Reaper surprises him with a flatliner out of nowhere. Reaper rolls out and tries to lock Blue up in the Cold, Hard Truth, but Blue fights away and gets to the rope. Reaper gets up and Blue does as well, Reaper comes at Blue, but Blue throws a knee and then sends Reaper off the ropes, Nicks gets the blind tag and Blue lifts Reaper with a huge back body drop. He goes for the cover but Nick kicks him in the head and grabs him around the neck and leaps and drops with a side effect. Nick grabs Blue and goes to the corner. Nick sits up on the top rope and nails a hard cross to Blue's face and grabs him and sets him up for a Diamond Dust. Blue throws a wild forearm to Nick's head and connects. He then grabs Nick and throws him over with a flipping slam. The ref comes over to check, and Blue gets up and rests in the corner. Reaper sees an opening and runs at Blue. Blue grabs the ref out of pure desperation and pulls him in front as Reaper nails and high kick. The ref goes down and Blue looks at Reaper and nails him with Donegal Kiss. Reaper is down and Nick is slowly getting up. Blue lifts Nick up and nails a driving tombstone and goes for the cover... then remembered that the ref is down. Blue goes and tries to revive the ref but he's out. The fans start to get to their feet as they see something happening.
GK:"CASEY IS HERE!! GET IN THERE AND HELP OUT!!"
ADH:"WHOA...calm down there big guy, no need to cream in that seat."
WW:"Looks like the sides are going to even up here finally."
Crusher Casey is making his way down to the ring with the other ELITE tag belt and a steel chair. Blue is climbing the ropes as Nick is getting to his feet... Reaper is beginning to stir as well. Casey gets in the ring and Reaper bails, Nick is there all alone with both the opponents staring him down. Casey turns and cracks Blue in the head and he slumps and falls into a sitting position on the turnbuckle. Nick looks shocked and so does Reaper on the outside. Crusher throws the ELITE tag belt down and yells something at Blue before leaving. Reaper says something to Nick and gets up into the ring. Nick goes over to Blue and grabs him around the chest as if it were a reverse Sick Bomb. He takes a few steps and goes to drop Blue and as he does, Reaper grabs Blue's head and drives him down with a Reapercutter. Nick covers and Reaper grabs the ref then hovers over Nick and Blue. The ref counts...
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The bell rings and Reaper goes over and poses on the turnbuckle. Nick rolls off and gets up and with his hands in the air.
GK:"WHAT THE HELL!, Crusher just took out his partner... and cost the match!"
ADH:"Nice, FHT gets the Unified tag team championships... and they even teamed up for once."
WW:"Wow, that was an amazing showing by Blue to have lasted that long against two greats in there... a shame it had to end that way but there are your new Unified Tag Team champions... "Sick" Nick and Soul Reaper."
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Post by Trippy P on Dec 24, 2007 10:28:22 GMT -5
Nick and Reaper leave the ringside area, as Blue is in the ring struggling to his feet. Suddenly the lights dim, and a pyro explodes.
‘Go to Sleep’ hits, and Trippy P appears on the stage in his ring gear, to a huge pop from the sold out FHT arena.
Gary King: What? Come on, this match cant be now, Blue just competed…
A-Damn: Cry me a river. That’s the whole point…
Wally Wilson: Well, whatever the point is, Trippy P has to be the strong favourite in this match now… Blues coming off a virtual handicap and backstabbing from his ex partner, and Trippy P’s completely fresh. This has mismatch written all over it.
Trippy P walks down the aisle, as his music blasts, and in the ring Blue is still trying to get to his feet. Hes unable to retain his balance and he again stumbles over.
Jane McNeal: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is the FHT Rules Match, and it is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, Blue, and… his opponent…. From Australia…. Weighing in at 275 pounds… the FHT Hall of Famer…. TRIPPY P!
Theres a huge roar from the parochial FHT crowd, as Trippy P gets into the ring. Harry Hebner is the official, and he rings the bell!
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Post by Trippy P on Dec 24, 2007 10:28:43 GMT -5
Blue struggles back to his feet, but he doesn’t stay there long, Trippy P charges him and knocks him flat on his back with a huge clothesline. Trippy P stays on Blue, and he stomps away at his fallen body, before picking him up and whipping him off the ropes…. SPINEBUSTER!
The pro-Trippy P crowd is going crazy, as the Australian rips his t-shirt off, clearly pumped up about his advantage in this match. With Blue clearly still out of it following the beating he took in the earlier match, Trippy P taunts him to get back to his feet… Blue slowly struggles up, and Trippy P runs the ropes…
SMOOTHLINE!
He makes the cover…
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Thre-Kickout!
The crowd lets out a groan of disappointment, as Blue kicks out at the very last second.
Wally Wilson: Ooooh! I thought Trippy P had him there, this match could have been over, and its only a minute and a half old…
A-Damn: Trippy P isnt playing around here, hes looking to pay back Blue big time for that beat down the other week. You don’t bloody someone as smart, and with as long a memory as Trippy P and not get some pay back.
Gary King: Why don’t you FHT stooges tell it like it is? Trippy P’s taking advantage of a weakened Blue. What, was he afraid to face him fairly?
A-Damn: Trippy P hasn’t been afraid of anything in his life. Get real.
Trippy P seems to be pissed off that he didn’t get the fall then, and he rolls out of the ring, and picks up the steel chair that was used in the last match…
He quickly reenters the ring, and holds the chair in the air, drawing a pop from the hot crowd.
Wally Wilson: Trippy P’s got a chair… and that’s as legal as a wristlock in this FHT rules match!
A-Damn: Damn straight. Trippy P was disqualified last time these two met, it wont happen again tonight.
Trippy P stands over Blue, holding the chair up, waiting for the perfect shot to present itself. Suddenly Blue nails a low blow! Trippy P drops the chair and staggers around in pain… Blue takes the chair, and he brings it thudding off Trippy P’s skull!
Trippy P is layed out flat on his back, and Blue falls to one knee again, still feeling the effects of the damage he’s taken.
Wally Wilson: My god! The impact of that steel chair on a human skull…
Gary King: And that’s exactly what Blue’s got to do… hes not the freshest man in this contest, so he needs to do a lot of damage quickly to equalize.
Trippy P and Blue are both back up. Trippy P takes advantage of the head damage that Blue’s taken, and he nails him with a huge right hand that sends him backwards leaning on the ropes. Seeing this, Trippy P bounces off the opposing ropes and runs at him. Blue however drops a shoulder and nails a back drop, which sends Trippy P crashing over the top rope, and landing in a heap at ringside.
Blue drops down, and rolls out of the ring. Trippy P is struggling back to his feet… Blue isnt about to surrender his advantage that easily though, and he kicks the former FHT Undisputed Champion in the head, sending him rolling up the entrance way. Blue waits for the Australian to get up, and he runs straight at him.
Trippy P is onto it though, and he quickly darts to the side, nailing a big drop toe hold, which sees Blue tripped face first onto the steel grill entrance ramp! Lightning fast, Trippy P is on his feet, and he quickly drops an elbow directly into the lower back of the big man Blue.
Wally Wilson: This ones gotten wild quick… they’ve spilled from the safety of the ring, and are fighting on the exposed entrance ramp!
A-Damn: Theres no safe place to be in a FHT Rules match! Meanwhile, notice the focus of Trippy P here, those elbows are directly to the spine of Blue… targeting the back area as a set up for that Trip Lock
Trippy P picks Blue back up, and he drops his shoulder into the midsection and runs, driving Blue back first into the crowd barrier back first!
Security struggles with the wild FHT crowd, trying to keep them back from where the competitors are fighting. Trippy P however encourages the loyal fans. He takes a beer off one, and drinks heavily from it, before pausing and bringing it crashing into the head of Blue, drawing loud cheers from all the near by fans.
This seems to wake Blue up though; he nails Trippy P with a huge right hand to the throat Kane style, which sends the Australian backwards further up the ramp. Blue stalks his enemy up the ramp, and they hit the stage. Blue nails another right hand, but it’s a thumb to the eye from Trippy P which allows him to regain the advantage. He gets Blue into a piledriver position… No, Blue reverses it with a backbody drop, and Trippy P lands back first on the unprotected stage!
Trippy P pulls himself up using the entrance display…. Blue charges him….
SPEAR! BLUE SPEARS TRIPPY P THROUGH THE ENTRANCE DISPLAY!
The camera loses sight of the two men for a second, amidst the damage which they’ve done… broken wood and pieces of metal from the scaffolding are strewn, like the wreckage from a tornado, and in the midst of this when the dust clears we see Blue and Trippy P both lying prone.
The crowd breaks out into a huge FHT! FHT! FHT! Chant….
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Post by Trippy P on Dec 24, 2007 10:29:04 GMT -5
Blue is starting to stir amidst the wreckage. He slowly crawls over and covers the prone Trippy P….
One…
Two….
Thre-KICKOUT!
Trippy P kicks out! The FHT Crowd comes alive after this unexpected last second kick out!
Wally Wilson: That’s it… no way! Trippy P kicked out! I thought it was over for sure!
A-Damn: I have no idea how he kicked out of that, but Trippy P keeps his streak alive!
Gary King: He might have kicked out, but hes got to have some internal injuries after that… he might have a punctured lung…
As both men struggle to their feet, it is noticeable that Trippy P is having trouble drawing breath. Blue certainly doesn’t want to give him a chance to, and he picks up a piece of the broken wood, and brings it crashing down across the back of Trippy P, dropping him face first on the floor!
With Trippy P down, Blue tries to keep the pressure on his suspected internal injuries… He stands over him, and sits on his back, wrenching back on his head in a modified Camel Clutch which puts a huge amount of pressure on the back and midsection of Trippy P!
Blue puts a great deal of torque on the submission hold, and the referee gets into perfect position to see if theres a submission from Trippy P. The Hall of Famer shakes his head, no, he doesn’t want to quit, and he tries to fight the hold. Blue however shows no sign of releasing it…. Its noticeable that theres blood coming from Trippy P’s mouth, possibly the result of some internal injuries!
Trippy P reaches out with his hands… and he grabs the piece of wood used on him earlier. Swinging it back over his head, he hits Blue in the face, knocking him from his back and breaking the submission hold, to the relief of the crowd.
Trippy P struggles up onto his hands and knees, and behind him a dazed Blue does likewise. Blue is up first though, Trippy P clearly still feeling that huge spear. Blue approaches Trippy P, and he knocks him back down with a huge right hand directly to the skull.
Blue is obviously feeling he has Trippy P beaten… he stands over the fallen Australian, and delievers a huge slap to the face!
Wally Wilson: What a slap… Blue just left a handprint on the face of Trippy P!
Gary King: And hes leaving no doubt to his message… he doesn’t respect Trippy P, and he doesn’t fear him. He seems pretty confident hes got this one in the bag.
Blue again stands over Trippy P, but this time the Australian lunges upwards with a low blow! Blue is bent over doubled, and Trippy P reaches into the wreckage… and produces an iron pipe!
CRACK!
Trippy P brings the piece of iron pipe crashing into the skull of Blue, knocking the big man flat on his back, where he lies completely lifeless.
This isnt enough for Trippy P though, he walks over to the prone body of Blue, and he lifts the pipe again, bringing it crashing down on Blues exposed head! He drops the piping, and makes the cover… the crowd cheers along…
One….
Two….
Thre-KICKOUT!
Blue kicks out!
Trippy P cant believe it, and throws his hands to his head in despair.
Wally Wilson: I cant believe it! Blue refuses to stay down!
A-Damn: That iron pipe can crush a mans skull, mask or no mask… yet it still wasn’t enough to put Blue down!
Gary King: You FHTers are surprised? Those of us from ELITE have known just how much punishment Blue can take for years!
Trippy P picks up Blue, and he grabs him in a headlock, marching him back down the entrance ramp towards the ring. Seeing the ringsteps, he approaches, and slams Blue face first into the steel.
Blues head knocks the top half of the stairs off, and this appears to give Trippy P an idea. He places Blue’s head on the flat bottom half, and lifts the top half the stairs….
BOOM!
The crowd gasps, as Trippy P brings the top half of the steps crashing down onto the second half of the steps, Blues head inside!
A-Damn: I think he just invented a new type of sandwich…
Wally Wilson: This is no time for jokes Hater… This is getting out of hand! He could have just killed him!
Blues body is entirely lifeless, apart from his legs, which appear to be twitching slightly. From what we can see of his head, Blue has been busted wide open, above the mask!
Trippy P however doesn’t follow up immediately… He turns, and reaches under the ring…. The crowd pops, as he produces a table! Trippy P sets the table up….
Wally Wilson: Why didn’t Trippy P just go for the cover? You’ve got to think he would have had the match there…
Gary King: I don’t know about that… Don’t count Blue out…
A-Damn: I think these guys have bloodlust at the moment. They’ve forgotten this is a match, they’re just trying to tear each other apart!
Trippy P has picked Blue back up. He stands behind him, and signals to the crowd for the Smooth Slam!!!
The crowd pops… Trippy P lifts Blue…. NO! Blue nails a series of back elbows to the face of his Australian opponent, blocking the attempt to drive him through the table…
Blue has the advantage and he lifts Trippy P into the air, and runs with him, slamming him spine first into the ringpost! With Trippy P on the floor, spitting more blood, and holding his spine in pain, Blue semi collapses from the damage his taken, barely managing to hold himself upright on the ring apron.
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Post by Trippy P on Dec 24, 2007 10:29:31 GMT -5
Blue picks Trippy P up, and he throws him back into the ring, before walking across and picking up the timekeepers steel chair, and throwing that into the ring as well.
With Trippy P struggling to his feet, Blue waits for him, stalking his prey…
Trippy P is up and…
SMACK!
Blue wraps the steel chair around his head, knocking him straight back down! Trippy P has been busted wide open!
Wally Wilson: And that chairshots busted him open! They’re both bleeding now… how much longer can this brutality go on?
A-Damn: As tough as they both are, the human body isnt made for this kind of punishment… this cant go on much longer…
Gary King: No, as a matter of fact I think that’s it right there…
Blue covers Trippy P…
One…
Two…
Thre-KICKOUT!
Trippy P kicks out of the pin. Blue isnt happy, and he picks the steel chair up, hanging it on the top rope, before picking Trippy P up and hard whipping him straight into that corner! Trippy P’s back slams off the hanging chair, leaving him face down, arching his back in pain!
Blue rolls Trippy P over, and pins him again…
One…
Two….
Thre-KICKOUT!
Trippy P again kicks out!
This time Blue is incredibly frustrated, and he again picks up Trippy P. This time though, he lifts him over his head military press style, and throws him over the top rope! Trippy P falls from atleast 10 feet, and crashes through the table he set up earlier!
Wally Wilson: Blue just military pressed Trippy P right out of the ring, and through that table! What amazing strength this man has!
Gary King: Have I got deja-vu? I know the table wasn’t there then, but im sure he did the same thing last month in their singles match.
A-damn: And remember what it triggered then? Trippy P got that shovel and rearranged his face!
Blue collapses in the ring from exhaustion…
Outside the ring, Trippy P is barely moving amidst the broken remains of a table.
For a moment all is still, as the roar of the crowd shakes the arena. Finally, theres some signs of life. Outside the ring, Trippy P reaches under the ring… Blue stands up, and exits the ring, stalking him….
SHOVEL SHOT!
Wally Wilson: Trippy P got the shovel from under the ring! He just turned out Blues lights with it!
Gary King: Now I really do have Déjà vu!
Trippy P falls ontop of Blue and Hooks the leg…
One..
Two….
Thre-KICKOUT!
The crowd legs out an Audible groan of disappointment, as Blue kicks out.
Trippy P rolls Blue back into the ring, and he picks up the shovel and follows him into the ring. With Blue struggling back to his feet, the incredible amount of damage hes taken to the head over the last two matches affecting his equilibrium, Trippy P waits with the shovel…. He sizes Blue up for a shot… NO! Blue avoids the shot and catches Trippy P in a front facelock… he lifts him into a brainbuster….
TILT ONE BACK!!!
Blue nails his finishing move….
The FHT Crowd is silenced… Blue crawls over to make the cover…
Gary King: That’s it! Its over…
One…
Two…..
Three-NO! KICKOUT!
THE CROWD ROARS AS TRIPPY P KICKS OUT!
Wally Wilson: Its not over! My god, its not over yet! Trippy P just kicked out of the Tilt One Back!
A-Damn: What on the earth is it going to take to beat one of these guys? This is something else Wally…
Blue cant believe it. He argues with the referee about the count, but to no avail. The match is still going. While Blue argues, Trippy P crawls up behind him and rolls him backwards in a schoolboy pin…
One….
Two….
Kickout!
Trippy P quickly punches Blue in the head, seemingly having a second wind. They’re back on their feet, but not for long, as Trippy P hits a double leg takedown… holding onto the legs, he tries to turn Blue for the TRIPLOCK! Blue fights being turned, and they struggle. Blue manages to avoid the hold though, and he kicks Trippy P off backwards against the ropes, and gets up, trying for a clothesline. Trippy P ducks it….
SMOOTHSLAM!
Trippy P covers…
One…
Two….
2.99! Blue Kicks Out![/size]
Wally Wilson: I don’t believe it! Blue kicked out of the Smooth Slam! I don’t remember the last time that happened!
A-Damn: Im in shock…
Trippy P is in shock as well… his eyes widen as he cant believe Blue just kicked out of his big finish.
Both men are barely hanging on by a thread, exhausted, and they begin to exchange punches in the middle of the ring. Blue manages to overpower Trippy P, and he again latches onto Trippy P… he again sets him up for the TILT ONE BACK… No! Trippy P slips off the back….
SMOOTHSLAM!-NO! Blue pushes him off, sending Trippy P crashing backwards into the chair, still hanging on the top turnbuckle. Trippy P slumps in the corner completely spent… Blue explodes towards him….
DONEGALS KISS…. NO! Trippy P moves! Blue headbutts the steel chair!
Trippy P rolls him up, but he doesn’t go for the pin… he rolls through, and grabs the legs, standing, he turns Blue over…. TRIP LOCK!
Trippy P has caught Blue in the Trip Lock!
Wally Wilson: Trippy P’s got him in that Trip Lock…. Look at the pressure hes putting on him!
A-Damn: And both these guys have lost a lot of blood, the strength has got to be giving out… that makes it harder to find a counter…
Gary King: Blue wont tap… ill tell you that, this guy will not tap!
Trippy P wrenches back on the hold, his face covered in blood.
Blue struggles, trying to push upwards to break the hold… he cant do it though, the hold is on too tight. He lifts his hand….
Gary King: I don’t believe it… hes not going to tap… is he?
A-Damn: You better start believing it!
Blue seems to be debating with himself… his hand wavers… and… he reaches out and grabs the ropes!
Gary King: HA! I told you he wouldn’t tap…
Wally Wilson: Gary… I hate to break this to you, but theres no rope breaks… its FHT Rules. Trippy P doesn’t have to break the hold…
Sure enough, Trippy P doesn’t break the hold… he drags Blue back into the middle of the ring….
Blue can be heard yelling in pain….
Then he goes still…
The referee checks his arms….
His arm falls Once….
Twice….
THREE TIMES!
The referee calls for the bell!
Jane McNeal: Ladies and Gentlemen… the winner, as a result of a knock out… TRIPPY P!
Wally Wilson: He did it! Trippy P wins it! Blue’s body finally had enough!
A-Damn: 5 and 0 baby! The Smooth One is still undefeated at the FHT Anniversary! Maybe he really is the Greatest….
Gary King: Yeah, and don’t take anything away from Blue either… he never quit, he took everything Trippy P could dish out, and handed out a lot of his own punishment. Who knows, if hed been fresh, he might have taken this one.
Trippy P can hardly stand. The referee holding his arm appears to be the only thing keeping him on his feet. His face, and chest soaked in his own blood, he looks down at his fallen opponent Blue, and for a moment appears to salute him, before limping out of the ring, and down the aisle, to a huge reaction from the sell out FHT crowd.
They don’t forget Blue’s efforts either. In spite of themselves, the crowd all rise to a man, applauding Blue for his efforts, as he exits the ring. Blue pushes away the help, and walks from the arena on his own two feet, as the crowd buzzes, wondering whats next in this great night.[/b]
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Dec 29, 2007 8:45:45 GMT -5
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...[/color]
KABOOM... KABOOM... KABOOM... KABOOM... KABOOM... The explosions ring out around the FHT Arena as surprise surprise, The F'N Legend Lbm is here is live on FHT V! The entire arena goes apeshit booing and jeering the arrival of the man who blew up this same arena months ago. Flanked by huge black security guards (there must be at least eight of them) all decked out in "LBM SECURITY" t-shirts, Lbm can hardly even be seen.
A huge "FUCK U LBM" chant breaks out now as the fans are being held back by arena security as Metallica can barely even be heard now amongst the near rioting crowd. Two diehard pro FHT fans jump the baricade just at ringside and go running for Lbm as they meet the huge black security guards and are immediately taken down and beaten by them. Plastic beer bottles and grumpled up posters are thrown toward Lbm none of them even getting close.
The camera man manages to get a close up shot of Lbm as he steps up the ring steps into the ring. Lbm is smirking wearing a t-shirt that reads "I BURNT DOWN THE FHT ARENA". Lbm is dressed in his trunks showing that he is dressed to compete here tonite. Lbm is inside the ring now with only two of the black security guards as the other six men stand around the ring posts up on the apron. One of them grabs Knights and yells something at him.
Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen, The FHT Franchise... L B M !!!
Lbm: The fucking anti christ of wrestling is back bitches... Hah hah hah... You really think I wasn't gonna be here tonite for this oh so special occassion! Fuck these pig ignorant fans who forget just who the hell I am and all that I have done for this place. Fuck all them pieces of shit in the locker room who slate me when I'm not around to defend myself and HOLY FUCK the man upstairs who has kept me from being here doing what I love this past month and a half!
The boos get louder for Lbm.[/color]
Lbm: Wow it feels great to be back here in the FHT Arena. I look out at these lovely kind hearted respecting people in the crowd I recognise a lot of familiar faces. Geez I remember the last time I was here... Hahaha - oh it all went off that night didn't it. I mean this place was on fire - Hahahahaha. Hey Erik Knights... before this show started you went through the fire regulations with all these people. Cause you never know when you just might need to suddenly evacuate this nice new building now would you.
FUCK U LBM chants as a plastic bottle is thrown from the crowd smacking Lbm in the face busting his nose. The crowd go crazy cheering![/color]
Lbm:[/b] Who the fuck threw that? Who the fuck was that? Bo - it was him - in the "Sick" Nick t-shirt. That weasely piece of shit with the bleached hair. Get that piece of shit out of here... Get him out of this building.... You wanna come down to this ring boy - I'll show you some fucking manners...
The crowd are near rioting now as two of the big black LBM security guys jump the guard rails and along with FHT Arena staff grab the fan and drag him out of the arena. The fans are cheering this guy like a hero as people are pushing the huge black security guards.[/color]
Lbm:[/b] Let that be a lesson to the rest of you's New York assholes. That dick paid $50 for this ticket and just got his ass thrown out. Now where was I? Where have I been this past few weeks since I came out here and challenged Stone Cold Steve Austin? Well unfortunately the sheer boredom of watching the road to FHT V and the enthralling tag team tournament put me into a deep and dark coma of which I thought I would never wake up. I just woke up about an hour ago after it ended with the guy who booked it going over along with the guy who would rather shoot promo on me that do anything about anything else. BANG BANG!!!
Now as I'm out of my coma and very much eager to pick up just where I left off and with the clock running and this pay per view having hit its very much traditional FHT pay per view half time break... "I'm gonna have my match done just as soon as he's got his match done"... well I figured three shows ago there was advertised a "FHT 5th Birthday Celebration". As I said I was in a coma and unable to fulfil that particular obligation on that night - well what better place to have such a celebration that right here at FHT V?!?
Excuse me a moment!
Lbm jumps out of the ring flanked by his security team and heads back up the ramp way to the back. The crowd boo Lbm and chant "AUSTIN" as they wonder what Lbm has planned.[/color]
Gary King: I don't know what to say. I'm speechless and slightly scared at what is about to happen!
Harold Gunther IV: Have you ever heard a more hostile crowd in your life? That fan was dragged out of here kicking and screaming. You guys watching at home didn't see it - but off camera there were about ten to fifthteen guys all ejected from this building for trying to get down to that ring to get Lbm!
Gary King: I'm being told to say that, we apologise for the language used by Lbm and well I am honestly nervous about just how far this man is about go out here.
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Dec 29, 2007 10:10:25 GMT -5
THE FHT 5th BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION
HOSTED BY LBM & THE AWAKEN HALF Erik Knights: Please welcome, The Awaken Half!!! The midget sensation and former FHT Alumnus standing at 3ft, The Awaken Half comes down the aisle wearing a tuxedo with a microphone in his hand to loud boos from the FHT V crowd. He jumps into the ring under the bottom rope and stands in the centre of the ring.The Awaken Half: On November 10th 2002 there was a man with a vision. A vision that became a reality that saved a lot of lives! That brought together a bunch of teenagers from different parts of the world who shared only one common interest and created the legacy that is F'N Hardcore Territory! There is no doubt in my mind that this company along with ELITE would not be here today if it wasn't for The Fuckin Legend... L B M !!! The F'N Legend Lbm returns down the aisle this time wearing a tuxedo much like The Awaken Half's with a blood red bow tie. Still flanked by his huge black security team who are also now wearing red bowtie's over their t-shirts, Lbm jumps up into the ring and picks up and hugs his old friend The Awaken Half!!!Lbm: The Awaken Half everybody!!! Thank you my co-host for this segment for that warm introduction. No doubt the words you speaks are the thoughts of everyone in both the FHT and ELITE locker rooms who are no doubt watching this on the monitors just wondering how far I will go this time. And believe me when I say this... I'm gonna all the way!!! The Awaken Half: Ladies and gentlemen FHT is five years old! An incredible achievement and whilst most forgot to celebrate or even mention it because they were too damn busy hating each other or just hating Lbm! Let us now begin what should have happened nearly 50 days ago! Let the birthday party begin!!! Red and black balloons begin to fall from the ceiling inside the FHT Arena as streamers fall also as "congratulations" begins to play over the sound system. Serval "staff" begin to assemble tables behind Lbm and The Awaken Half as party food, champagne and glasses are all brought to the ring. A huge present about the size of a television is placed in the centre of the table.The Awaken Half: Introducing our first guests... They are the unsung heros in this company who you can always rely on appearing on an FHT show - THE FHT JOBBERS!!! Wearing party hats and congoing down the aisle come the ever reliant FHT jobbers. Led by Gavin A Young they include Mister Monday Night, Prankster 1, Prankster 2, Wrestler 1 & 2 (both pretty badly banged up), Justin Sane, Lunatic Boy, Jackyl, Dragon and about five/six more. They all seem so happy to be there and are dancing and getting on.Lbm: You know Half, the FHT employs more jobbers than any other wrestling company today! You know why that is? The Awaken Half: No Lbm why? Lbm: Well in FHT these days, they are the only guys who don't politic when it comes to doing a job! I mean could you imagine what would happen on an FHT show if there were no jobbers - it would force the bookers to actually book a show with some matches that might actually be hard to predict a winner in! The Awaken Half: Wrestler 1 & Wrestler 2 I'm surprised to see you guys out here having taken a beating from the returning David Hughes earliar on... How can you guys withstand such punishment? Wrestler 1: When your being paid per appearance and they want you twice on the same pay per view, you don't wanna turn down that sort of money! Wrestler 2: And come on you've been in the ring with David haven't you Lbm!? If David had "beaten you up" would you be out here now? Lbm: Hahaha - I'd have been back out here about 2 minutes after the beating ha ha ha ha! Let me grab a word with my old friend Gavin! Gavin how's it hanging! Gavin A Young: It's pointing right at you big boy!!! Lbm: I think you've had a little bit too much of the party punch GAY! No Gavin what I wanted to ask you - is it true that Keith Williams once let you fondle him in the showers? Gavin A Young: He told me to say Lbm I'm sorry! I'd love to tell you what went on but Keith would kill me I'm sorry! Mister Monday Night: Hic... I wanna say something here too! Please can I say some hic thing on behalf of all the jobbers! The Awaken Half: Go ahead Mister Monday Night... Mister Monday Night: On behalf of the entire locker room of jobbers - some of which could not be here tonite. I wanna espically thank my buddy "Sick" Nick and Red Ninja! Because if it wasn't for them wanting to wrestle us exclusively and not anyone who might stand a chance of beating them on every single FHT television show this past three years - well we might not even have a job here! Thank you! The crowd are growing hostile now and booing the jobbers and Lbm and The Awaken Half! The jobbers go and begin to tackle the party food and the drink as the champagne and punch begin to flow. The Awaken Half and Lbm stand forward again with the microphones.Lbm: Can I just beat anyone to the gag - Lbm fits in well with a ring full of jobbers and just get it out there now? The Awaken Half: Hey Lbm how many people you think we've pissed off with this one already? Well ladies and gentlemen our next guests... THE EX FHT DIVAS!!! As more drink and food is consumed in the ring the procession of ex FHT Divas begins to filter down through the backstage area. We see the 1st diva of FHT herself, the gorgeous Trish Stratus (girlfriend of Straightcurve/ex-wife of Lbm), Lita (girlfriend of Edge), Slammin Sammy, Stacey Carter, Tracey P (sister of Trippy), Harley Quinn, Victoria Williams (mother of Keith), Belladonna, a very much over weight Satisfaction, Vanity, Angelica, Reverend Daddy Joe and Lbm's Mommas (think Mae Young/Moolah) and some other long since forgotten ladies.Lbm: I think I've died and gone to heaven right here! What a collection of the most beautiful women in wrestling right here! The Awaken Half: Hey Lbm can you remember how many of these women you were actually married to? Lbm: Two? Three? I don't know I'm sorry! The Awaken Half: Let me get a word with you Slammin Sammy! I mean you were a bike in that locker room! You took David's virginity! You married Lbm! You were the valet of The Peep's Champ although some say it was just a cover up (wink wink). What are your favorite memories of FHT? And you can't say taking David's virginity! Sammy: Believe me Half, I wasn't gonna say that cause well those five seconds are very much forgettable. I always enjoyed working feuds with David because it didn't matter who he fought - I always ended up getting a beating at some point during it! I think I was kidnapped like half a dozen times! Yes I was one of the lucky women inside this ring who was briefly married to Lbm and can I just say Lbm... your two sons which we had JOHN AND ROBERT - well they miss their dad and you owe me about £50, 000 in alamoney you jerk! Lbm: Sammy it's good to see you again but what can I say! Robert always always always bored me! Dull as dishwater! And as for John well he was just too damn depressing and couldn't take a joke. They are two piteful brothers and well as their mother - I blame you for bringing them into this world!!! The Awaken Half: Satisfaction you've surely seen better days. Look at the size of you! I compare you to the way Sunny ballooned after leaving WWE! You are the size of an elephant now! I remember you went out with Edgecutioner for a while and Keith Williams! What are your favorite memories of FHT! Satisfaction: Lbm was and still is a sexist asshole. Edgecutioner was always sweet as was Keith Williams! I'm sorry it never worked out with me and Keith Williams! And Keith I know your in the back now - call me baby! I know I'm a little bigger than the last time I saw you but I'm sure we could give it another shot! Lbm: Satisfaction can I just say something to you - its a party and maybe it's the booze talking but fuck you were one annoying bitch! I mean you played make believe with all your barbie dolls in your one woman division when if you had just of given me a shot - I would have worked one hell of a programme with you. I was probably the only male on the roster that didn't jerk off every time they spoke to you online - but I would have made you look credible in that ring. We could have had one of the greatest feuds and you sour bitch that you are wouldn't let it happen. The Awaken Half: We need to move on - I was hoping to get a chance to talk with Tracey P here about growing up in Austrailia with her brother Trippy but I'm just gonna have time to talk with you Stacey Carter, ex wife of not only Jerry the King Lawler, but also the FHT Legend that is Venom! Stacey I gotta know - every single FHT fan in this building wants to know. Have you seen Venom? Stacey Carter: No I haven't seen him in about four years. The Awaken Half: Have you any idea what happened him? I mean at the time there were some conspiracy theories that Trippy P threatened him and made him leave cause he knew Venom was a threat to his stranglehold over this company? Stacey Carter: I don't know much about that. All that I do know is that I am finding this whole segment to be rather farcical. I thought this was a proper celebration and I am finding the content of this rather disrespectful to all of us here! Lbm: Thats enough from her! I think this party is going great and I think it's time to add another guest. Tracey P did you just pinch my bum? Half get our next guest out here...
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Dec 29, 2007 10:13:58 GMT -5
The Awaken Half: Ladies and gentlemen our next guest - undoubtably the cheapest guest we booked for this whole damn segment... UK:Master alongside Pedro!
Master and Pedro walk down to the aisle returning to FHT with an initial pop as they jump up into the ring and hug Lbm and The Awaken Half respectively. Master looks to be in horrible shape since the last time we saw him.
Lbm: Master welcome back to FHT, its a pleasure to have you here at this big birthday bash here at FHT V. Tell me this are there any plans for a UKMaster comeback here in 2008?
Master: I would love that Lbm, I really would - we'll see how things pan out after tonite. But what I really wanna know Lbm. Is what is in that big birthday present box on that table???
The Awaken Half: Ladies and gentlemen will we open the present here in front of the FHT legend UKMaster?
Master and Lbm go over to the present and unwrap the big bow. The crowd are booing uncontrollably as this segment continues to insult them. Master unwraps it and its... A CAKE!!!
Master: Wow it's a huge cake! And its in the shape of the FHT Arena! What a good idea! A birthday cake in the shape of the FHT Arena. But the candles aren't lit yet?
Lbm: Thats alrite I've a lighter on me... I'll light the damn cake!
Lbm approaches the cake with the lighter and tries to light the five candles on the FHT Arena style cake! But the cake suddenly alights. The whole cake goes up in flames as Lbm begins to panic but The Awaken Half laughs!!!
Lbm: The FHT Arena cake is on fire! Oh my gawd - I didn't mean to do that. Somebody quick - I need a fire extinguisher the FHT Arena cake is on fire!!!
The Awaken Half: Lbm you never learn... Our next guests - THE UNHOLY TRINITY!!!
The crowd can not believe it as The Awaken Half announces The Unholy Trinity making an appearance together in this segment. All eyes are on the aisle way as three lookalikes make their way down to this party that is now filling this ring.
Lbm: Wait a minute Half! Are you sure this is the REAL Unholy Trinity? I mean they look like them - but there is something not quite right here! You sure this isn't TPC inspired lookalikes which used to be all the rage in old FHT days?
The Awaken Half: Nope this is the REAL deal Lbm! We got the three original members of The Unholy Trinity. We got StraightPERV, WHIPPY P & ShadowWANKER right here!
Lbm: Hey ShadowWANKER just disappeared?!?!?
The Awaken Half: Thats ShadowWANKER for you. He must be a champion again. He always disappears during title reigns and then bitches when he loses the belt!!! What about StraightPERV - you and him go way back Lbm!
Lbm: Your right Half - we were together at the very start. I mean while I stuck around and worked my ass off making this place work - he walked in and out whenever it suited him and could do and say whatever he liked - didn't matter - cause WHIPPY loved him... In that right WHIPPY?
WHIPPY: Your damn right!
The Awaken Half: Hey Whippy, I gotta ask you - you've been running FHT almost since the beginning. I wanna know - in your opinion what was the best moment in FHT history for you as the guy calling the shots?
WHIPPY: My first title reign was pretty good... my second was better... my third was even better than that and my fourth win of the belt was amazing. I didn't think I could top that until bamn I won another one.
Lbm: I'm sorry Half but can we move on. I mean this whole segment has been a blast - really fun right up until we got to the part with The Unholy Trinity! We got more great guests to come out here.
The Awaken Half: Are you saying that the members of the Unholy Trinity bore you Lbm? Are you saying that you don't find this bit in the least bit entertaining and that you find this particular reunion of the group the worst yet? Even worse than the last reunion when the "trinity" consisted of only two members???
Lbm: Exactly!!!
The Awaken Half: Guys help yourself to a drink. Now we tried to get the FHT Undisputed Champion to grace us with his presence right here. But since he's that busy having to compete twice tonite in matches and since no one really pays much attention to anything involving him since it's usually self indulgent tripe - we did one better.
Lbm: Instead of the FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja - we would like to at this time welcome the FHT Japan Undisputed Champion (a long forgotten promotion which existed back in the day). He has been the reigning champion for 489 days undefeated - he is Yellowy Purple Ninja!!!
Yellowy Purple Ninja runs down the aisle wearing his FHT Japan Undisputed Championship which was most famously wore by Crimison Shadow - Straightcurve's protege many years ago. The fans boo his arrival.
Lbm: Yellowy Purple Ninja welcome to the FHT 5th Birthday Celebration! You've been having a great championship reign in Japan. Tell me this - how is your title reign being received by the FHT Japan crowd?
Yellowy Purple Ninja I compete every single week without fail in matches with jobbers or with wrestlers who haven't showed up in a while and can be jobbed out. My matches are usually filled with moves that no one has ever heard of and I hate mixing it up with opponents who could actually promo against me in the hopes of beating me. I'm also currently a member of six other federations in which I hold 17 different championships in total!
Lbm: Thats quite a feat. Tell me this! With all these in ring skills and accomplishments - do you have a girlfriend?
Yellowy Purple Ninja: No!
The Awaken Half: Enough said! Our next and final guest. One of the most famous wrestlers not only in FHT but in WWE. He has held numerous titles and is perhaps the most famous wrestler in the world ever bar Hulk Hogan... ladies and gentlemen - STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!
Unlike any other arrival in this segment, the glass shatters as Stone Cold's arrival is signalled by his own music. The fans can not believe it as they hear it and cheer as all eyes are on the aisle way awaiting the arrival of one of the industry's biggest legends. Suddenly down the aisle pushed on a wheel chair comes a bald headed elderly man who looks to be in his 70s pushed by the REAL LIFE DEBRA McMICHAEL!!!
Lbm: Someone has to do this whenever this guy comes out... STONE COLD... STONE COLD... STONE COLD!!! How was that?
The Awaken Half: Unquestionably one of the biggest stars to ever step foot inside an FHT ring. You know him well Lbm - the one man in FHT you never beat.
Lbm: Stone Cold Steve Austin is being pushed in his wheel chair to the ring right here tonite by the woman he famously beat up - his ex wife Debra. How good is it that Debra despite their history would push this old man in his wheelchair down the aisle here tonite.
The Awaken Half: So that Steve can join us in the ring tonite - we actually have a stair lift for the ring steps!
Stone Old Steve Austin is stair lifted in his wheel chair into the ring as Debra McMichael waves to the crowd who boo her presense as the old man imposter is wheeled toward Lbm and The Awaken Half who are still celebrating in the ring with the massive amount of FHT Alumni.
Lbm: Hey Steve, hows it going?
Stone Old Steve Austin: What?
Lbm: I said hows it going? How they treating you in the retirement home?
Stone Old Steve Austin: What?
Lbm: This What rountine got old years ago Steve!!!
The Awaken Half: No the only reason he says what nowadays is cause he's so damn old his hearing has gone!!!
Lbm: Oh I see. Steve do you still have beer baths?
The Awaken Half: The only baths this old fool has nowadays is the sponge baths he gets in the retirement home!!!
Lbm: But didn't he wanna wrestle me tonite and return to the ring?
The Awaken Half: Thats Alzehimers Disease taken it's toll. It's a shame really... one of the great ones - and now he's just an old man hopelessly wishing for a comeback without realising his days are long gone!
Lbm: Hey Stone Old Steve Austin? Do you not wanna open a can of whoop ass on me?
Stone Old Steve Austin: Thats the bottom line cause... cause... cause.... cause... uhhhhhhh
Stone Old collapses out of his wheel chair as Lbm and The Awaken Half go to his aid... The old man in his 70s lies in the ring as Lbm begins compressions on him... The Awaken Half performs mouth to mouth as the crowd boo this inappropriate humour. Lbm holds his wrist and shakes his head.
Lbm: We need some help out here...
The Awaken Half: Stone Old Steve Austin is dead!!!!!!!
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Dec 30, 2007 12:41:51 GMT -5
The ring is now cleared and Erik Knights enters the ring.
Erik Knights: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest, is a unification match unifying the FHT Hardcore and Television Championships ! ! ! . . .
The crowd pops as Erik continues on.
Harold Gunther IV: Well, here goes Nick again, in yet another unification match!
Erik Knights: . . . And is an EXTREME BLOOD MATCH ! ! ! The winner of the following match will be the person who makes their opponent pass out from extreme blood loss!
The crowd erupts as the match is about to begin.
AdRock: Nick should be a little banged up from his tag match, especially after that driving tombstone piledriver.
Erik Knights: Introducing first, he is the FHT Hardcore and Tag Team Champions… “SICK” NICK ! ! !
“Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed starts to play. As “Sick” Nick emerges from behind the curtain, a “Sick” Nick chant breaks out as the Double Champion heads down the ramp with both of his titles.
Gary King: Tonight Nick is going to try to make some more history as he attempts to become a two time Triple Title Champion!
Erik Knights: And his opponent and the FHT Television Champion… CRAZY ASH KILLA ! ! !
“Sentenced to Burn” by Cannibal Corpse hits the speakers as Crazy Ash Killa makes his way onto the stage. CAK, wearing the FHT Television Title around his waist, pumps his fist as he steps out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp with confidence as the fans cheer him on.
Harold Gunther IV: Both of these men are fan favorites, so it will be interesting to see who gets cheered for louder.
AdRock: Who cares? The only important thing is the blood.
Harold Gunther IV: How can you say that? This is a huge unification match!
Gary King: That’s right Ad. Two of FHT’s most prestigious titles are going to be unified.
AdRock: Hey, I just want to see some blood tonight!
CAK hands over his title and is about to turn around, but he is attacked by “Sick” Nick from behind. Nick pounds away on Crazy Ash Killa before throwing him into the corner. Nick pushes CAK to the outside, where he throws him into the ring steps. CAK hits the steps hard and flips over. As Crazy Ash Killa hits the ground back first, Nick charges at the stairs, leaps up onto the top step and leaps off, hitting a big time elbow drop. Quickly Nick gets up and rolls up the ring apron before going underneath and finds a Table. “Sick” Nick places the table on the Guardrail as CAK is trying to regroup. Crazy Ash Killa gets on his feet as Nick meets him with a kick to the stomach. CAK returns with a kick to the stomach of his own but Nick fires away with some hard fists. Nick grabs CAK and throws him into the table set up against the rail. Nick grabs CAK by the head, pulls him back and throws him into the table again. Nick reaches into his pocket and pulls out a SCREWDRIVER!
Harold Gunther IV: Nick is going for it right away!
Gary King: Yea, looks like Nick had this premeditated.
AdRock: The quicker you get them to bleed, the better it is for you.
Nick moves in and tries to jab the screwdriver into CAK's head but CAK grabs Nick's wrist and pushes back to avoid the stabbing. CAK raises his foot and kicks Nick in the wrist. CAK delivers a few right hands to Nick's face. Nick stumbles back up against the turnbuckle post, which CAK follows up with a Clothesline, crushing “Sick” Nick up against the post. Crazy Ash Killa rolls Nick into the ring as Nick holds his back.
AdRock: CAK should probably find that screwdriver to bring into the ring with him.
CAK starts to hammer away at “Sick” Nick’s forehead with knuckle to skull action, when Nick puts his foot on the rope. Harry Hebner has to pull CAK off of Nick and lectures him in the corner.
Harold Gunther IV: Great ring presence.
AdRock: If you ask me, he took the coward’s way out.
“Sick” Nick gets to his feet and checks his forehead for blood. Luckily for him, he wasn’t cut open yet. Harry Hebner tells the two to continue the match. CAK comes out of the corner and he circles around the ring with Nick. The two lock up into a collar and elbow tie up and try to get an advantage. CAK gets the advantage and locks Nick up into a wristlock. Nick reverses the wristlock into an arm wrench, which is reversed back into a wristlock by CAK and then into a drop toe hold and a leg lock.
The crowd cheers in appreciation for the quick technical wrestling that was just displayed by the two wrestlers.
Crowd: FHT!!! FHT!!! FHT!!!
Gary King: What a great display of technical wrestling.
AdRock: Screw that, I want blood!
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Dec 30, 2007 12:42:32 GMT -5
CAK releases the leg lock and floats over Nick and places him in a headlock. The fans start a competing chant with half the crowd chanting “LET’S GO CAK!” and the other half chanting “LET’S GO NICK!”. The adrenaline starts to pump through Nick’s veins as he makes it up to one knee. The crowd starts to cheer more as Nick gets up on both feet. Nick sends an elbow to CAK’s stomach. Nick sends another elbow, and then another. Finally after a fourth elbow, CAK lets go of the hold. Nick is about to throw a punch when CAK levels him with another clothesline.
Harold Gunther IV: Ouch, that can take your head off!
AdRock: Forget taking heads off, where are the weapons?
“Sick” Nick gets to his knees, holding his throat, when CAK comes over and levels him again with a boot to the back of the head. CAK pulls a fork out of his pocket and starts to carve away at Nick’s forehead. After a while, CAK stops and gets up with a cynical smile on his face.
Crowd: Let’s Go CAK!!! Let’s Go Nick!!! Let’s Go CAK!!! Let’s Go Nick!!!
Harold Gunther IV: Looks like both men had the same idea to bring sharp weapons with them to the ring.
Gary King: It’s the beginning of the end for Nick now, look at his forehead.
AdRock: It’s about damn time… BLOOD!
CAK heads to the outside of the ring while “Sick” Nick checks his forehead. Nick wipes his hand across his forehead and looks at his hand and sees some blood.
Harold Gunther IV: CAK dug a hole in Nick’s head!
CAK push the timekeeper onto the floor and grabs the chair. He slides back into the ring as “Sick” Nick is getting to his feet. As Nick turns around, CAK cracks Nick right between the eyes with a devastating chair shot!
Crowd: FHT!!! FHT!!! FHT!!!
AdRock: OH YEA! What a move ! ! !
Harold Gunther IV: Oh my God, look at that cut on Nick’s forehead now. He is busted open pretty good.
Crazy Ash Killa heads to the outside to grabs some more weapons from under the ring as Harry Hebner checks on “Sick” Nick. Harry Hebner lifts Nick’s hand and it falls back down.
Harry Hebner: One…
Harry Hebner lifts Nick’s hand for a second time, but this time he keeps it up. Harry signals to the time keeper that the match will continue.
Harold Gunther IV: He’s not out yet. Your hand has to fall three times for your opponent to win.
CAK, climbs back in and goes back onto the offensive attack. CAK takes the chair and places it on the mat and Nick’s head on top of that. He climbs the turnbuckle with a second chair and signals for a move. CAK leaps off of the top rope, but “Sick” Nick moves out of the way. CAK smashes the chair into the other and lets go of it as the vibrations hurt his hands. Nick quickly pops up and hits a shuffle kick to CAK’s chest, knocking him to the mat with falling down too. Now both men are out in the middle of the ring.
Crowd: FHT!!! FHT!!! FHT!!!
Harry Hebner: One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven…
Both “Sick” Nick and CAK get up at the same time. CAK throws a punch, but Nick blocks it. CAK throws another, and Nick blocks it again. CAK throws a third punch. Nick blocks it again and throws a punch of his own. He throws a couple more punches, making CAK legs unstable. Nick grabs Crazy Ash Killa and locks him up into a Head and Shoulder Submission, where Nick has his arms wrapped around CAK’s neck and right arm. Nick kicks his leg up and quickly swings it back, striking CAK in the back of the leg. CAK gets tripped up and Nick slams the back of CAK’s head into the chair with a Rock Bottom like slam. “Sick” Nick lifts Crazy Ash Killa up, and Irish Whips him towards the ropes. Nick quickly follows CAK and clotheslines him to the outside, tumbling over the rope with him ala Mick Foley. “Sick” Nick picks CAK up and slams his head into the commentator’s table.
Crowd: Let’s Go CAK!!! Let’s Go Nick!!! Let’s Go CAK!!! Let’s Go Nick!!!
Gary King: Oh damn it, we better get out of the way, because it looks like this match is flowing over to our table.
All three announcers get up and move out of the way.
“Sick” Nick continues to slam CAK’s head onto the table. Nick then grabs his head again and drags him over a little before CAK hits a couple of jabs into Nick’s ribs. He quickly answers back with a knee to CAK’s ribs and two head slams into the announcer’s table. Nick stands CAK up in front of the Announcer’s table and grabs a chair.
AdRock: What is he doing?
Harold Gunther IV: I don’t know, but he is on the ring apron now.
With the chair in hand, “Sick” Nick takes a running start, jumps off of the ring apron and places the chair under his leg before hitting a leg drop that sandwiches CAK’s head in between the chair and the announcer’s table. The table collapses with all the weight on it, bring both men down to the floor.
Crowd: Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!!
Gary King: What a crazy move there! Both men are still down.
Harry Hebner: One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight…
Gary King: It looks like CAK is bleeding now from the back of the head!
Harold Gunther IV: It must have been from that modified slam Nick did in the ring. CAK’s head hit off the chair hard.
AdRock: Yea, well a leg drop to the back of the head with a chair doesn’t help much either!
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Dec 30, 2007 12:44:08 GMT -5
Gary King: Both men up at nine. Gunther, both of these men are hurting, yet neither one will accept defeat.
Herald Gunther IV: neither one should either. This is FHT V, The anniversary show and the hardcore and television title unification match.
Gary King: CAK grabs Nick by the neck with both hands and hurls Nick over the barricade right into the lap of our great fans.
Herald Gunther IV: CAK is following him to.
Gary King: CAK climbs over and gets greeted by a steel chair to the face. AND CAK DOES NOT GO DOWN! Nick goes to swings back again and connects knocking CAK right off of his feet. Nick climbs up on the barricade with the chair and leaps off with a Mick Foley-esque elbow and CAK rolls out of the way. Look Nick is grabbing his elbow after that spot. Both men are down.
One… Two…Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight…
Herald Gunther IV: Both men up at nine again.
AdRock: If CAK is smart he will target that limb.
Gary King: CAK and Nick start to trade blows… I think this one went from a wrestling match to a straight up street fight. Nick takes a step forward and CAK grabs him and plants Nick with a huge spine buster onto the cold hard cement. Did you see the way Nick’s head bounced off of the ground?
AdRock: HA look CAK broke the count before it can start.
Gary King: Nick being pulled to his feet, Man he is loopy. CAK takes a swing and NICK DUCKS! CAK swings again and Nick ducks again. The big man is starting to get pissed off right here and tackles Nick to the floor with a huge shoulder tackle. Did Nick get the number of the train that hit him?
Herald Gunther IV: CAK raises his fist and Nick pokes him in he eye getting the big man off of him. Nick back up and he starts to stomp CAK. Man the blood is pouring from his face.
Gary King: Nick is not too much better either. CAK fights up to his feet and the two start to trade blows again. It looks like they are making there way back stage. We need to get a camera on them. CAK grabs Nick by the back of the head and HURLS HIM RIGHT THROUGH A WALL!
Herald Gunther IV: Nice of them to christen the new wall!
Gary King: CAK following through the hole and what the hell CAK stumbles right back out after a cloud of smoke.
AdRock: HA look. It’s Nick with a fire extinguisher.
Gary King: It is and Nick swings at the blinded CAK with it and drops the big man with a blunt shot to the head. The ref is starting his count we may have a winner right here.
One… CAK’s hand falls.
Two… CAK’s hand falls again.
Thr… NO! CAK keeps his hand up!
Gary King: CAK IS BACK TO HIS FEET. AND NICK IS IN TOTAL SHOCK. Nick goes for another blow with the fire extinguisher but CAK counters with a knee to the gut. Nick drops his weapon but responds with a kidney punch. These two are still fighting back stage, someone get them back to the ring.
AdRock: I think they might have heard you for these two are brawling through out the back stage and are at the entrance ramp.
Gary king: CAK drives a Knee into Nicks gut and sets up Nick for a power bomb. Nick is not going to let that happen as he smashes his arms into the back of the knees and both CAK and Nick are on the floor.
Herald Gunter IV: Nick crawling over to CAK and pounces on him like a cat and starts to smash his fist into CAK’s face. CAK reaches up with is hands and wraps both around Nick’s neck.
Gary King: Smart move by CAK, by cutting off the airflow for Nick it has stopped the assault. CAK able to get to his feet as does Nick. CAK reaches out and locks in an Iron Claw. CAK is really digging his fingers into Nicks Face. Nick is falling down to his knees. That hold is really taking the life out of Nick. Nick seems to be searching at his left leg for something.
Herald Gunter IV: and I think he found it as he pulls out a small metal bar.
Gary King: Nick taking the Bar and he smacks CAK right in the arm, not once but four times and CAK breaks the hold. Nick climbs to his feet and goes to swing at CAK with that bar but CAK drives his fist into the elbow of Nick, the same elbow from the spot from earlier and Nick drops the bar and grabs his own arm. CAK taking a second to catch his breath and Nick seems to be doing the same as he makes his way down the ramp. Nick is back in the ring and catching his breath and it looks like CAK is walking back stage.
AdRock: I think he is giving up… coward.
Gary king: The television champion has more heart then that I am sure. And he does! Look what he brought out.
Herald Gunther IV: a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire?!? And it looks like CAK is not done there as he goes to SET THE END ON FIRE!
Gary king: CAK is at ringside with this new weapon and Nick seems to be laughing at this.
CAK slides under the ropes and Nick kicks the flaming weapon out of his hands. Nick bends down to pick it up and raises it up high.
Gary King: LOW BLOW BY CAK! That is not like CAK but survival at any cost it what this seems like. CAK grabs it and smashes it into Nick’s stomach. Both CAK and Nick on their knees fighting their way to there feet and Nick tackles CAK right over the ropes. Nick goes to look under the ropes and pulls out a cheese grater. Putting it in the ring he slides CAK under the ropes. Nick pulls CAK up and sets him up in the corner. Bending down to pick up the grater he climbs up and starts to grade CAK’s face while the fans count out.
One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine…Ten…
Gary king: Nick drops the grater and starts to punch CAK and NO CAK hoist up his arms and ABYSS OF WOE! CAK hit the Abyss of Woe on “Sick” Nick. CAK going for a pin and the ref is telling him no pins. The blood loss is really getting to him as he is forgetting the rules and CAK seems to get into it with the ref.
AdRock: CAK doesn’t realize it but he is distracting the ref from counting. CAK would have had it won already if he just shut up.
Gary King: CAK picks up Nick and puts him on his shoulders and Reversal by Nick into a Huge DDT by Nick and both men are down and the ref is counting.
One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven…
Herald Gunter IV: No you guys just give it up, they are both walking on shaking knees and both of their heads are flowing blood.
Gary King: this is FHT V neither one will call it quits while they can still breathe. CAK and Nick close the gap and CAK wraps a massive hand around Nick’s throat. I think he is going to go for that massive choke slam. CAK tries to raise Nick but no CAK lacks the strength to pull of that move. CAK drops the grip and floors Nick with a short arm clothesline, he still holds on and pulls Nick back to his feet. CAK looks around the ring and goes for a steel chair out side and brings it into the ring. Raising it high he goes to swing it down but LOW BLOW by Nick this time and CAK drops the chair. Nick back to his feet and he knees CAK in the gut and Drives CAK head first with a pile driver onto the steel chair. CAK has to be done here.
One… CAK’s hand falls.
Two… CAK’s hand falls again.
Thr… NO! AGAIN CAK keeps his hand up!
Gary King: The heart of this kid in unbelievable. The TV champ refusing to let the TV title get away from him. Nick can’t believe it either. Nick goes back to the out side and searches under the rings and comes out with a sack. Nick pours out the contents… THUMB TACS AND BROKEN GLASS!
AdRock: YES YES YES!
Gary King: Nick picks up CAK and Russian leg sweep onto the Tacks and Glass… I think Nick just hurt him self as much as he hurt CAK here. Neither man is staying down long enough for a count to break out yet though. Nick goes for a clothesline on CAK but a side step and CAK is going for his finisher again as he grabs Nick by the throat. CAK lifts him up and BOOM he smashes Nick right onto the glass and tacks and both men are down.
Gary King: CAK is pulling him self up. Nick tries to sit up, but no his legs give out!
AdRock: Hebner’s going for the count!
One… Nick’s hand falls once.
Two… Nick’s hand falls twice.
Three!!! Nick tried to keep his hand up, but he couldn’t!!!
Erik Nights: Your Winner and NEW FHT HARDCORE CHAMPION… CRAZY ASH KILLA!
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Dec 30, 2007 12:45:30 GMT -5
Gary King: What a blood bath here. Look CAK is on his knees in shock!
Crazy Ash Killa wipes the blood from his eyes as Nick is starting to get back up. Hebner motions to the timekeeper for the belts, but Nick stops him. Nick crawls to the outside and grabs both the hardcore title and the TV title and slowly goes back into the ring CAK, already on his feet, watches on curiously. With both titles over his shoulder, “Sick” Nick claps his hands and reaches out to shakes CAK’s hand.
Harold Gunther IV: Now this is what I call sportsmanship.
Nick Hands CAK the TV title and then gives the hardcore title a look. He hesitates a bit, but places it on CAK’s shoulder and raises his hand in the air. Nick is about to leave when CAK motions for a mic.
Crazy Ash Killa: Whoa, hold on there Nick. I want to thank you for giving me the match of my life to defend this.
CAK holds up the now retired Television Title.
Crazy Ash Killa: I respect you man and would love to go one more round with you. So hear me out, because I have a proposal for you. CAK vs. Nick… Main event for next Legacy… Hardcore title on the line. This match was way to close bro, and for me I need to know that my win was not a fluke… What do you say dude?
Nick gives a little smirk.
“Sick” Nick: This was no fluke man. You took me to my limit and passed it. You got the win straight up in the middle my friend… But I’d never turn down a title match.
The two men shakes hands, but before CAK can go celebrate, Nick pulls CAK in.
“Sick” Nick: … But hey, lets pick an easier match next time, like maybe a pillow fight or something… I’ll be felling this one for a while!
Both men laugh together as Nick pats the new Hardcore Champion on the back and leaves the ring. CAK takes a moment to pose with both titles above his head.
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