Monday Night Legacy - July 14th, 2008

[Ninja/Killer]

Earlier Today:

Scene opens with Killer standing outside Keith Williams office as a security team is now standing infront of him.

Killer:You know guys, I'm in no mood for this.

The door opens as Keith Williams stands in the doorway.

Keith:God I can't get a moment of rest.

Killer:Keith, why don't you tell your goons here unless they want to join you in the hospital they should move.

Keith:Killer, I know your mad about last week. But trust me, you had it coming.

Killer laughs.

Killer:Keith, this is going to be great breaking you and your boyfriend Trippy in half.

Killer tries reaching at Keith but is stopped.

Keith:Hey, you want us tonight, hell you got it.

Killer:Are you serious.

Keith:Hell ya, infact why not make it a tag team match.

Killer:Tag team match, I don't have a partner.

Keith:I got a partner for you, infact you'd like him, he's a guy who's been gone for a few months but is trying to make his umpteenth return here. I think you know him really well. He's another masked freak like you.

Killer:Do you mean?

Keith:Oh yeah big man, him.

Killer:Well Keith you and Trippy get your life insurance paid up.

Killer leaves as Keith slams his door shut as the scene ends.

[Ninja/Killer]

"Go 2 Sleep" hits as Trippy P and Keith Williams come out to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. Trippy and Keith enter the ring.

"Godzilla Theme" then goes into "War Machine" as Killer comes out to the ring. Killer comes into the ring and stares Trippy and Keith down.

Jane:And now his tag team partner.

Keith and Trippy look to the entrance way nervously.

Jane:WRESTLER 2.

"It takes two" hits as Wrestler 2 runs down to the ring. Killer looks unimpressed as Keith and Trippy start laughing.

Wrestler 2 is in the ring and offers Killer a hand shake. Killer pakes Wrestler 2 up in a Gorilla Press then throws him at Keith and Trippy knocking them down. Wrestler 2 gets up on his feet looking happy that he helped Killer with the move. Killer takes Trippy off the mat then meets him with some hard right hands. Wrestler 2 stomps Keith out of the ring. Killer chops Trippy across the chest a few times. Killer whips Trippy to the ropes. Trippy comes off and is met with a Powerslam. Wrestler 2 walks over to Killer. Killer gets him in a Suplex position then lifts him up then drops him forward onto Trippy. 1,2 kickout.

Crowd:TWOOOO.

Killer says something to Wrestler 2. Wrestler 2 nods. Wrestler 2 gets Trippy up to his feet. Wrestler 2 shows his strength by lifting Trippy up in an Electric Chair. Killer climbs up to the top rope but Keith is there to meet him. Keith shoves Killer off the top as Killer hits the floor with a loud thud. Trippy punches Wrestler 2 in the head few times causing him to be placed down. Wrestler 2 chops Trippy across the chest a few times then runs to the ropes. Trippy drops down to the mat as Keith meets Wrestler 2 with a Superkick. Keith picks Wrestler 2 up and hits a Perfect Plex. 1,2,3!!!

Killer is on the outside of the ring pissed off with what happend. Keith grabs a mic.

Keith:See Killer, you thought you were going to be given an advantage, well no dice, if you think tonight was bad wait until Pride and Passion when it will be Keith Williams and Trippy P against....YOU, in a handicap match.

Killer nods his head as Keith gives the mic to Trippy.

Trippy:And Killer don't be suprised if you find yourself on the retired list.

Trippy drops the mic as he and Keith celebrate in the ring. Killer points at them and says "Just wait, just wait."

["Sick" Nick™]

As we come back from the commercial break, Keith Williams has quickly freshened up after his match and has changed into a sleek looking light gray suit with a black button down shirt and black tie (very mob-esque look).

Keith Williams:
Come on Trippy, come with us to the restaurant. We’ll add your magnificent return to the celebration too!

Trippy P:
I don’t know.

Keith Williams (In a melodic voice):
There will be HOT CHICKS there!

Trippy thinks for a second and then a smile comes over his face.

Trippy P:
You know me too well. Let’s do it!

The two superstars head off to the parking lot area where a huge stretch limo is already running. The driver opens the door to the limo, where the party has already started. Keith and Trippy get in to join Ulster, Reaper and horde of sexy little vixens. The limo pulls off as Monday Night Legacy goes to it’s last commercial break.

["Sick" Nick™]

As we come back from the last commercial break, Keith Williams strolls up to Del Frisco’s door with a beautiful woman under each arm. Following him is Trippy, Ulster and Reaper, each with a woman of their own (Except Reaper seems to be ignoring his selected ho female companion in his typical pessimistic way).

All the members of this party enter the restaurant, greeted by a beautiful setting and wonderful Italian opera music. A hostess walks up to Keith.

Hostess:
Good evening sir. Do you have reservations?

Keith Williams:
Of course I do my fair lady. It would be under Keith Williams, your FHT and NEW Elite General Manager.

Hostess:
And how many people will there be?

Keith Williams (Looking around at the group of people):
A lot. And if you play your cards right, you can be a part of this party too!

The hostess rolls her eyes and shows them to their seat. As they walk through the restaurant, they pass the likes of Robert De Niro, Ben Affleck, and Artie Lange.

They arrive at a table right in front of the window, which has a beautiful view of the New York City streets. You can see everything, the buildings and the people as they walk by. Everyone sits down when Ulster speaks up.

Ulster:
Come on Keith. You have to do it.

Keith Williams:
No, no, no.

Ulster:
Do it Keith. Do it! You know how I love it.

Keith pauses a second before getting up.

Keith Williams:
OK. Alright. I’ll do it.

Keith clears his throat as he fixes his suit jacket.

Keith Williams (Doing his finest Pacino impression… Which is not that good.):
Just when I thought I was out… [Keith pulls his arms into his sides]… They pull me back in!

Ulster (Laughing loudly and clapping):
Fucking awesome Keith! Is that Pacino or is that Pacino?

Keith takes a bow as the rest of the table claps. Keith continues to stand as he raises his glass of wine.

Keith Williams:
Fellas… And lovely ladies… It is time for a toast.

Everyone raises their glasses.

Keith Williams:
Tonight is a night for celebration. Tonight all of our goals have been reached and future goals are within our grasp. Tonight I have increased my power by getting that whore, Sally Wilson, out and becoming the Elite General Manager!

Keith pauses for the applause.

Keith Williams:
Tonight Trippy has made his glorious return to the ring… And won!

Keith pauses for another applause.

Keith Williams:
And of course we cannot forget about last week! Last week, Reaper, you showed the Peepster who’s the boss. And Ulster, you finally one upped that pea brain, [In a sarcastic voice.] “Sick” Nick [End of sarcastic voice.]. I mean, he didn’t even show up on this show. And for his sake, I hope he doesn’t show up at Pride & Passion. Because if he does…

Just then, music starts to blast right outside the restaurant that interrupts Keith in mid sentence.

[Being that everyone else is doing it, I’ll do it too. But I will put time markers so you know what happens at what point in the song.]


{Song Time = 0:33}

Keith Williams:
What is that God-awful music?

“Raining Blood” by Slayer is playing in the background.

Keith Williams:
You know, they don’t make music like they use to . . . . . You can give me some of that “Baby One More Time” any day! Anyway, where was I?

Ulster:
You were saying how I would end Nick’s career, if not his life at the pay-per-view if he showed up.

Keith Williams:
Right. Yea, Nick doesn’t stand a chance. Not that he ever did. I mean, I’ve beaten him . . . God, will someone shut that music off! Hey, waitress. Waitress!

As the music continues to blare outside the restaurant, a waitress comes over.

Waitress:
Can I help you?

Keith Williams:
Yea. Where is that retched sound coming from?

Waitress:
I believe outside.

Keith Williams:
Well, GET RID OF IT! Do you know who I am!?! Do you know who WE are!?!

Ulster:
Yea, we came here for the Sopranos atmosphere… Not this ‘I’m going to kill my mother’ music!

{Song Time = 2:38}

As Tom Araya screams out ‘RAINING BLOOD’, you can hear a car start to rev it’s engine.

{Song Time = 2:54}

Car lights flash on, shine right into the restaurant. The car revs up really loud before the driver floors it. The waitress screams and starts to run away.

One of the lovely young women sitting with Trippy P:
OH MY GOD! IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US ! ! !

The car continues speed right at the restaurant like a bat out of hell, as everyone franticly tries to get up and out of the way.

{Song Time = 3:24}

S M A S H ! ! !

{Song Time = 3:28}

The screen goes blank and then to snow as Monday Night Legacy quickly moves to a Please Stand By screen. After a few seconds, we are back in the arena where a stunned Wally Wilson, Gary King and A-Damn are sitting by. Silence fills the air for a bit before Gary breaks it.

Gary King:
… I… I don’t know what to say.

AdRock:
What happened? Are they alright!?!

Gary King:
I don’t know. We’ve lost our connection with them.

AdRock:
Somebody get us answers!!!

Wally Wilson:
I am truly at a loss for words… All I can say is, Sunday… We’ll have to wait for this Sunday . . .

Monday Night Legacy ends on that eerie note as the three commentators mumble to each other.