Monday Night Legacy - January 7th, 2008

["Sick" Nick™]

Monday, January 7^TH, 2008

Live from the Nassau Coliseum, Long Island, NY--------------------

FHT UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
FHT RULES MATCH

Red Ninja [c] -vs- Killer

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FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
FHT Rules Match

Crazy Ash Killa [c] -vs- "Sick" Nick

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FHT JAPAN CHAMPIONSHIP
FHT Japan Rules

Yellowy Purple Ninja [c] -vs- Lbm




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- C O M M E N T A T O R S -
Gary King, A-Damn Hater and Wally Wilson

Wally Wilson: Welcome everyone to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy! Wally Wilson here alongside Gary King and A-Damn Hater and Happy New Year!!!

Gary King: Happy new year everyone. How exciting is it to be here on the first episode of Monday Night Legacy in 2008!

A-Damn Hater: I pumped up and ready to unload. Let the show begin!!!

[Absolute Horror]

The fans start cheering as the ELITE theme music hits the p.a. Erik Knights, senior referee Michael Alston, board members Mr. Peterson, and Sally Wilson, and the Timekeeper all walk through the curtain and start walking down to the ring. They all get into the ring and look at the five and a half foot tall black box that’s in a corner. they all line up side to side and the music cuts as Erik Knights gets on the mic.

Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the first Legacy of 2008 ELITE will crown its new champion. So at this time please welcome the man who unified the Daredevil and Worldwide titles at FHT V, “The New Horror Show” NIN Horror!

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f--- like you wanna f---, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

The fans erupt in boos as the lights go out and Kick, Push (Instrumental) hits the p.a. Smoke and lasers fill the entrance ramp as NIN Horror walks out from the curtains. He is wearing white leather cowboy boots, black slacks, a loosely buttoned black shirt, a white Armani suit jacket, gold rings, white D&G sunglasses, and a red velvet hooded cloak. NIN is holding the black suitcase in one hand, and a large piece of paper in the other. NIN stops on the entrance stage to survey the booing fans, and then starts walking down the ramp. NIN climbs up the ringsteps and walks across the apron. He stops halfway, looks at the fans, slides off his cloak, and climbs in through the ropes. NIN sets the suitcase down in the ring as his music fades out. NIN walks over to Erik Knights, and hands him the paper. NIN steps back over by the suitcase and puts his sunglasses in his coat pocket as Erik reads from the paper.

Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen, in the three years of ELITE’s history, and the five of FHT’s, neither company has ever seen a champion so worthy of the title as Mr. NIN Horror.

The fans boo as Erik looks uncomfortably at NIN, who tells him to read on.

Erik Knights: A champion so powerful, so technically sound, so marketable, so charismatic, so glamorous, so handsome, so manly, so drop dead sexy, and in FHT’s case, talented.

The fans boo louder as the ELITE representatives in the ring break their composure. Erik looks at NIN and says ‘come on.’ NIN gives him a dirty look and nods at him to continue.

Erik Knights: So talented that the titles “Champion of Champions,” “King of Wrestling,” “King of Kings,” and … the “Patron Saint of Professional Wrestling” are more than mere nicknames, but instead are statements of fact.

Erik pauses as the fans boo even louder. NIN crosses his arms as Erik continues.

Erik Knights: Before the new championship is unveiled, it is imperative that we honor the man who, through his experience, talent, prowess, fortitude, integrity, and kindness of heart, soundly defeated Killer in order to gift ELITE with the best man, the only man, worthy enough to establish its new championship.

Erik is cut off by the titantron, which suddenly plays NIN Horror giving Killer the Chain Lariat, over and over. The fans erupt in boos as the screen goes back to black. Erik clears his throat, loosens his collar, and continues.

Erik Knights: NIN Horror, who is single handedly responsible for keeping ELITE alive. First by repelling the EGX invaders, and then the wXw invaders, and earlier this year, the FHT invaders. Second by being the sole money-maker for ELITE, as well as FHT, for the last several months. All through his natural charm, star quality, name power, commitment to the company, and most importantly his commitment to … the fans?

The fans erupt in boos as Erik starts arguing with NIN. NIN walks over to Erik and gets in his face, as well as the ref’s, and the board members. NIN jabs Erik in the chest with his finger, and then steps back. Erik loosens his tie, and then continues.

Erik Knights: NIN Horror, who is not just the Best Wrestler in the World Today, but who may also very well be the … Best Person in the World, Today. In the ring, his respect for his opponent, and his respect for the fans, who in no way shape or form deserve any of it, for they are all ungrateful, uneducated, ugly, stupid, slovenly, pathetic, … ”bitches,” is so apparent it goes without saying. But outside the ring, his noble deeds go criminally unnoticed. His devotion to charity, selflessness, healthiness, and modesty is so inspiring, that, that, …

Erik stops and pleads with NIN, who yells at him and tells him to “read it!”

Erik Knights: That I wake up every morning and ask God, “Please, Please, even for just a minute, let me know what it’s like to be that human Adonis NIN Horror!”

The fans erupt in boos as NIN erupts in laughter. Sally Wilson starts yelling and tries to get in NIN’s face, but Mr. Peterson and the ref hold her back. She settles down, and then NIN tosses the black suitcase at the timekeeper. He catches it and holds it out as Erik clears his throat and continues.

Erik Knights: And now, the moment you are all waiting for, the moment that will guide ELITE through the new year, and indeed, the defining moment of ELITE’s history. Tonight NIN Horror, on behalf of Sir Alan Sugar and the ELITE Board of Directors, on this date of Monday January 7, 2008, within the halls of the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island New York, we hereby recognize you as the First Champion of the ELITE Global Honored Crown!!!

The fans gasp, and then rabble amongst themselves as the timekeeper opens the suitcase, and reveals the Global Honored Crown title belt. Erik calls for the fans’ attention, and then continues to read from the paper.

Erik Knights: While the companies of FHT and ELITE are sanctioning titles mired in politics, promoted through garbage hardcore stuntshows, and held by ineffectual “sports entertainers”, the people cry out for something better. They cry out for a championship that promotes honor, sportsmanship, competition, athleticism, and the traditional values on which our great sport was founded. The people cry out for a champion who truly embodies the principles of the championship. A champion who competes in honest and even contests, and who wins and defends the title through his natural abilities, NOT through political opportunity or unscrupulous techniques. NIN Horror, ELITE recognizes you as such a champion, so we hereby award you this Championship Belt, and this trophy to honor you as the Inaugural Champion!

The Black Box in the corner opens to reveal a gigantic 5’ tall silver trophy, and a laurel wreath. The trophy looks like the Stanley Cup with a globe instead of a cup. The writing and images on the trophy, as well as the land masses on the globe are gold. The timekeeper holds the GHC title belt out to NIN, but he turns around, and waits for the timekeeper to put the belt on him. He reluctantly straps the belt around NIN’s waist, then NIN turns around and looks at Erik Knights. Erik looks down at the paper, up at NIN, back at the paper, and back up at NIN. NIN yells at Erik to read it, which he eventually does.

Erik Knights: Furthermore, it's my pleasure to present you with this Laurel, and a Hardy handshake!

The fans erupt in boos as Mr. Peterson, Sally Wilson, the timekeeper, and the ref all hold back Erik Knights and plead with him not to continue. An angry NIN walks over and grabs Erik by his suit jacket and pulls/pushes him over to the trophy. NIN yells at Erik to pick up the laurel as the ELITE reps plead with him not to. The timekeeper tries to walk over to Erik, but NIN cuts him off with an elbow to the face! The fans erupt in boos as the timekeeper falls to the mat. Sally Wilson gets down on the mat to help him sit up as Mr. Peterson and the ref start yelling angrily at NIN. Erik picks up the laurel and hesitantly holds it out to NIN, but NIN demands that Erik drape it over him. The fans boo as Erik shamefully drapes the laurel around NIN’s neck. The fans then erupt in boos as NIN extends his hand for the handshake. The ELITE reps all pause and look at Erik as he holds out and looks down on his hand. Erik drops his hand and looks up at NIN. The fans erupt in cheers as Erik gets in NIN’s face and yells that he’ll never shake NIN’s hand. NIN looks on in anger and disbelief as Erik Knights throws down the piece of paper and gets on the mic.

Erik Knights: You know what NIN, I don’t care about whatever else you had planned here tonight, because I’m not going to play into your sick ego trip anymore. You can take your introduction, you can take your declaration, your trophy and your laurel, and shove ‘em up your ass!!!

The fans explode in cheers as Erik Knights lets NIN have it.

Erik Knights: NIN you are without a doubt one of the biggest cheaters, one of the most calculating opportunists, and one of the most egomaniacal people in ELITE history, and that’s really saying a lot!

The fans pop as NIN flails around in anger.

Erik Knights: I’ve had to announce your matches for nearly two years, and it never got any easier to call you as the winner. I die a little inside every time I have to say ‘and STILL champion’ right after you clobber a real wrestler with a weapon, and every time you overkill some rooky you picked out to protect yourself. How dare you pretend to represent this company and everything this new title is supposed to represent. You’re a bitter vet who’s too broken down to get it done in the ring. You can’t win a match without taking shortcuts, you can’t hold a program without putting yourself over at other’s expense, and when you’re in your gear it looks like you’d rather do shots than sit-ups!

The fans pop as Erik points at NIN’s midsection.

Erik Knights: I’m ashamed to call you an ELITE Champion, and I’ll never shake your hand!

The fans then gasp as NIN reaches out and slaps Erik across the face! Everyone pauses as some ‘ooohs’ are heard from the crowd. Erik puts the mic in his left hand, looks up at NIN, and then swings at him, but NIN catches his hand, and shakes it!

NIN Horror: Thank you! Hit my music!

The fans stand aghast as Kick, Push (Instrumental) hits the p.a. NIN lifts up the trophy and climbs up a corner as Erik Knights looks down at his hand in shame. NIN stands on the middle rope and holds up the trophy, posing for the press core at ringside. The fans erupt in boos as Legacy fades to commercials…

[Ninja/Killer]

THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE

"Sad But True" hits as FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja comes out wearing a Black Leather Jacket and Black Jeans and White Running shoes. Ninja reaches at the zipper of his jacket than zips it down. Ninja opens his jacket to show a Black T Shirt. Written on the T Shirt is "Lbm:Who cares?" Ninja enters the ring and soon gets a mic.

Red Ninja:Oh how great FHT V truly was, in one night I did more than half the roster has in two years. I successfuly defeated Blade to retain my title, than I sent J man a message he'll never forget. But as much as I'd like to brag, I'm out here to respond to something. See I got a beef with someone who's proven himself as a true runner. He runs his mouth, than runs away that man is Lbm, Deon Hart, the man who at FHT V cut one seething little segment. I'll admit I found some of what he said funny, but when he..when he dared to talk shit about me, than I decided to take it upon myself to respond. Now when it comes to the mic I admit I'm hit or miss. But tonight isn't about cutting the promo of the century, tonight is me saying to you Lbm, you want to shoot on me, I'll shoot on you. Lbm, you've been a part of FHT history, you've done alot sure, but see Lbm, when you think about it, who cares? Who cares about the promos you cut, who cares about your storylines. How can someone care about what you do, let me sum down Lbm, heart felt promo, dissappears for six months, comes back, wastes tv time, dissapears again. And everytime you disappear I don't remember ever hearing, where's Lbm? Maybe that's your gimmick, dissapearing, see Dijon here's what you should know, I don't care if you like my matches or not, I don't care if I'm fighting the lowest of jobbers or the highest of wrestling legends, atleast I'm doing something. See if it wasn't for me what would be going on around here. Alot of howing humming about who should do what or when they should do it. I carried the entire FHT versus ELITE feud on my back. I put more effort in one of my squash matches than guys like you do in a whole three months worth of shows. It boils my damn blood to see you a guy who's greatest talent is jacking himself and his ego off step out in my ring and talk me down. You don't talk down the only reason why FHT is still alive. What the fuck have you done, you burn down the FHT Arena, who gives a shit, I wouldn't use my own piss to out that fire. I hate FHT, but I love coming in and showing that I'm the best around here. I'm the best wrestler you'll see. I don't need weapons or bleeding or some insane stunt to have a great match. When's the last time you had a match worth seeing over eh Dijon, your little crapfests only make the fans thankful that they get to see a true talent at work. You can talk and talk till the fucking cows come home, who gives a shit. Before I came along the FHT Undisputed title didn't mean a goddamn thing. The Undisputed title's heritage is almost of guys who just see it as a decoration. I actually defend it. Sorry if I'm not taking on the "name" talent each week, but I don't care about caliber of wrestler, just aslong as I get to prove my point that Red Ninja is the best that eithier FHT or ELITE has to offer. I wrestle all over, from the US to Canada, to god knows where next, and I always deliver. What the fuck do you do, you sit at home, and when your bank account gets low you pick up the phone call the offices and ask. Can I please get some work?

Dijon, if your still around I hope you listen to every word I'm saying, when it comes to you and me, you'll eithier be patting me on the back saying Cameron that was a great match or you'll be saying, hey when are we going to wrestle, see Dijon has this vision, a vision he's been saying for about three years now, about the wrestler versus the entertainer. But when I would show interest, Dijon would poof dissapper. Sorry mate he'll say, real life problems, career threatening injuries, seems to me that maybe the world of wrestling isn't for Lbm, maybe he's just a fucking talker. Listen Dijon, I've respected you before in the past, but now adays there's been a different Red Ninja, a Red Ninja who easily break your cocksucking jaw with one punch you fucking faggot. See I'll sit back and listen to what you say, but here's the truth if I were to ever get you in this ring, I'd make you look like what you are a dumb loudmouth Irishman. But that match probably won't happen because Dijon is probably gone again. It's a routine, does something, dissappears, comes back blah blah horse shit. So talk down on my matches, call me whatever you want, it doesn't matter because looking at the two of us, I do more than you can ever dream. So go home and jack off to your little Ulster DVD and gerbil with that Christmas elf Awakened Half. But if you fuck with me, I'll fucking school you. You can't get off calling out my wrestling skills. Remember that, you want to get my attention, you got it.

Ninja drops the mic as "Sad But True" hits the PA System. Ninja heads back to the lockeroom as Legacy goes to a commercial.

[Ash Strife]

Herald Gunther IV is standing by with the FHT New Hardcore Champion CAK.

Gunther: Last night CAK you and Sick Nick destroyed each other. And you want to repeat from last night as well? You are insane kid.

CAK: A repeat? No I do not want another ultimate Blood match to nights in a row. I just want to face Nick when we are both on the same playing field you know? I meant look last night I didn’t get Nick while he was fresh. He came out of a tag title unification match and Blue is no easy feat. The big guy has laid me out on more then one occasion. Then he had to face me when I was fresh. No I just wanted to make it a level playing ground tonight. Tonight both me and Sick nick are sore… we have both seen better days but I know this we will both put it al on the line for this.

CAK takes the hardcore title off from around his waist.

CAK: Now the undisputed title may be quote un quote the world title but this title is truly what this company symbolizes. The extreme… hardcore… what ever you want to call it.

CAK lets the belt fall onto his shoulder.

Gunther: When the Television title was still active you said you would defend against al comers. Is the same to be said about this title.

CAK: I am a fighting champion and after tonight should I retain against a legend like Nick I have my next opponent already in mind. No body deserves the shot more then this guy. But I will reveal that information at a later time. No I go to get ready.

CAK walks off.

[Ninja/Killer]

Legacy opens with Red Ninja sitting in a chair infront of Keith Williams desk. Keith is pacing back and forth.

Keith Williams:That was some shit you pulled at FHT V Ninja, you know how many angry phone calls and emails we got from that little crucifying.

Red Ninja:How many Keith?

Keith Williams:Enough.

Red Ninja:It sure got people talking.

Keith Williams:Talking, oh yeah it got people talking, like religious groups talking about having us pulled off the fucking air.

Red Ninja:Swearings not going to help.

Keith Williams:Shut up, you shut up and listen. I have people breathing down my neck to do something about this, the only thing I can do is punish you by booking you in a match. A match that'll see you defend the Undisputed Tilte against the man that made you tap out the last time on Legacy.....KILLER.

Red Ninja:Shit.

Keith Williams:Good luck Ninja and get ready. Get the fuck out of my office.

Ninja gets up shaking his head as the scene fades out.

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

HALLELUYAH

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The lights in the arena go black as a huge flaming eye illuminates the big screen in the arena. Suddenly all four ring posts burst into flames as a shadow figure is standing in the middle of the ring as if he appeared from no where.

The camera zooms in close as we see the figure standing smirking with a microphone in his hand. Dark Angel is back in FHT/ELITE!!!

PRAY
PREY FOR THE
DARK ANGEL

As the words flash up on the screen and just as suddenly disappear, the fire emblazoned ring posts stop burning and the arena is plunged into complete darkness.

Flashbulbs go off everywhere as the crowd are screaming. The lights come back up and Dark Angel is standing in the middle of the ring still. The fans give a mixed reaction!


Dark Angel: The war is not over!!! We are not yet dead!!! Tonite, ELITE rises from the ashes and returns to it's rightful spot - at the top of this industry! I fortold that there would be one - a saviour!

Tonite after months in his self imposed exile - the return to the ring of The Champion of Champions! The F'N Legend...

L B M

Cue the crazy ass Lbm pyrotechnics...

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...

Fireworks go off all over Long Island tonite, as no expense is spared in the usual hullabaloo entrance made by one of the most controversial figures in FHT/ELITE history. Through the spectacle, The F'N Legend steps out onto the huge metal rampway all dressed up in a pinstripe suit and looking well groomed.

Lbm walks down the aisle with his newly appointed LBM SECURITY 2008 squad (they are all black and about 6foot) with him preventing any of the incensed fans from getting near him. Lbm marches up the ringsteps and gets into the ring and shakes hands with his long time friend Dark Angel in the centre of the ring. The music fades as the whole building is booing the coming together of these two ELITE veterans.[/color]

Lbm: Dark Angel, Reec I mean Daniel Ice, my good friend - thank you very very much for that amazing introduction. Let me tell you this - you have my utmost respect out of anyone else in that piss poor locker room. You are one of the most gifted minds and talented performers not only in FHT/ELITE but in any wrestling company today and you have had my back since day one. For everything you have done for me and continue to do for me and indeed for everything you have done for ELITE over the years - let me again thank you... Thank you!

Dark Angel: Thank you Lbm!

Lbm: So should I make it official? I guess I should. In the year 2008, one of the greatest wrestling careers in the entire history of FHT & ELITE, that you thought was finished will be spectacularly reborn! FHT/ELITE will see the return one of the most decorated performers across each promotion's history. Yes thats right - ladies and gentlemen, I (Lbm) would like to officially announce that I am out of retirement (AGAIN)!!!

Wally Wilson: How many times has he done this now anyone? This isn't in the least bit shocking or new to me.

Gary King: Lbm is his own worst critic and he'll tell you himself, that he retired last year very unfulfilled.

Lbm: You ready for my next bombshell? At the next pay per view - I think it's supposed to be Xtreme X-mas and it'll probably finish up some time in May I dunno - whatever it's called... I would like to challenge the FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja to put his belt on the line against someone credible, someone who's gonna stick around, The F'N Legend, Me... Lbm!

Wally Wilson: Wow!

A-Damn Hater: Talk about working your way back up the ranks?

Lbm: Red Ninja at FHT V two good friends of mine returned to this company to prove they still had what it takes! They were pumped and in great shape and just ready go out there and have a good time in the ring and entertain these fans! What you do Cameron? You made two legends your bitches for the night and walked all over them! At a time when this company was actually looking like it was coming close to a packed roster with returning stars - you squashed two stars without a care in the world!

Well that there pissed me off Cameron! In the past Ninja I've seen you beat guys with your vast aresnal of wrestling moves - but when I watched FHT V I was watching you beat two guys with a FHT political maneuveure that Trippy himself would be proud of. The almighty Red Ninja hah? Dominant undisputed champion? More like dormant!

You see Cameron this is what I've been saying all along. You son are boring. Your own general manager said it best at FHT V when he commented that on a night when FHT was being celebrated - the FHT Undisputed Championship match went on second and then limped on again second last. Meanwhile the ELITE Undisputed Championship main evented! How do you like that?

Wally Wilson: I think Lbm better watch what he saying... Red Ninja is in the back and is already pissed at him!

A-Damn Hater: I hope Red Ninja comes out here and kicks this guy's ass!

Lbm: Ninja I saw the little "shoot" you did there a few moments ago that will oroceed yet another fascinating one sided Red Ninja victory later on and I actually listened to some of the dilluded commentaries that you made.

And I'll be honest it was one of those very rare Red Ninja moments when I didn't zone out and gloss over most of it. You mentioned that we've talked over the years about working together and I've run away. Well can I be honest with you - your pretty much right. Cause working opposite you Ninja - well it's mighty tough.... to stay awake!

But this time it's different Ninja. This time you got something that I want. That FHT Undisputed Championship. You know I haven't held that title belt in over three years. Thats almost a lifetime. And you know if the FHT powers that be had their way I probably wouldn't be anywhere near a title shot for another three and even then I'd say it would be a far reach.

Can you imagine the faces in the FHT locker room with Lbm main eventing for their magnificent championship belt. Man I gotta be honest - I get off on thinking about that. Imagine... "the new fht undisputed champion for a 5th time... Lbm". That would be awesome. And that is what is gonna happen.

Red Ninja you dull bastard. Step out of your comfort zone and work with someone who just might teach something! Red Ninja give me a shot at the FHT Undisputed Championship!!!

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[Ash Strife]

Down with the Sickness fills the air as the crowd pops for the arrival of Sick Nick.

Announcer: The following contest is for one fall and is for the FHT Hardcore Title. Making his way down to the ring he is one half of the tag team champions… Sick Nick!

Sick Nick walks through the curtains with half of the tag team titles on his shoulder. Nick is bandaged up pretty heavy as he makes his way to the ring.

Announcer: And his opponent. He is the reigning Hardcore Champion… Crazy Ash killa!

Sentenced to burn blast over the pa as the hardcore champion make his way through the curtain, just as heavily bandaged up as Nick with the Hardcore title around his waist.

Wally Wilson: These two men beat the living shit out of each other last nigh in that extreme blood match and CAK wanted one more match with Nick, out of respect.

Adamn: A stupid move by the champ, he should be resting. I bet when Nick beats him being the veteran he is then he will regret this idea.

Wally Wilson: And the ref calls for the bell and these two shake hands before circling each other. CAK tries to charge at Nick but Nick catches him with a drop toe hold. Nick quickly grabs one of CAK’s legs and applies a single crab. CAK claws his way to the ropes.

Adamn: It is a hardcore match. No such thing as a rope break.

Wally Wilson: No CAK is using the ropes to pull him self out of the ring forcing Nick to let go of the hold. CAK gets back to his feet and takes a breath before stepping back onto the apron. And a tackle by Nick sends CAK off the apron. Nick to his feet uses the ropes to splash onto CAK. Both men fight to their feet and start trading blows.
CAK grabs Nick by the back of the head and rams his face right into the ring post.

Adamn: is Nick bleeding already?

Wally Wilson: I think so but then again both men are not 100% at the moment. Nick hits the ground and reaches under the ropes and pulls out a light bulb tube. Nick smashes it into CAK’s groin and the big man drops his guard.

Adamn: Glass to the balls… sucks to be him.

Wally Wilson: Nick follows up with a kick to the groin gand the big man drops to his knees. Nick gets to his feet and Nick bashes CAK’s face right into the ring steps. CAK is bleeding too. Not even a few minutes into this match and both men are busted open. CAK struggles to his feet and he levels Nick with a short arm clothesline. Is it just me or do both of these two look winded?

Adamn: I told you CAK should have thought this one out.

Wally Wilson: CAK takes a second to get a breather and nick is crawling away and doing the same.

Adamn: Both of them are blown up already?!?

Wally Wilson: Nick gets back up and him and CAK start trading blows up the walk way and too the back stage. Can we get a camera on them please?

[Ash Strife]

Wally Wilson: Finally back to the action. Nick has a trash can and he is charging at CAK. CAK counters by big booting the can right into Nick’s face! CAK is going for a cover.

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Wally Wilson: Nick grabs the dented up can and smacks CAK right in the face with it. Both CAK and Nick get to their feet and are making there way to the concession stand. Nick grabs a cup of beer and takes a swig before throwing the cup at CAK. Nick then grabs the rest of the tray and smacks CAK making beer and cups go everywhere. Booth the champion and the challenger are covered in beer. Nick turns around and grabs the cash register and smacks CAK in the head with it. Nick goes for the cover.

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Thr- Kick out by CAK

Wally Wilson: Las second kick out by CAK. CAK goes for a single leg take down and I can’t believe I just saw a man that big doing amateur wrestling moves. CAK takes down Nick and mounts him to unload a furry of fist. Nick reaches up and pokes him in the eye and is able to roll the big man over and it is Nicks turn to unload the blows.

Adamn: This respect match turned into a fight… plain and simple.

Wally Wilson: No each man is giving the other 150%. Nick gets off CAK and wait for him tot get to his feet. The two start to box it out some more as they walk though our back stage area. Nick goes for a punch and CAK dodges and hits a nasty spine buster right through the T shirt sellers table. Look at those shirts go flying.

Adamn: So if those shirts are covered in Blood and Beer would they sell better… it is sort of like an autograph.

Wally Wilson: I don’t think so. The T shirt man gets in CAK’s chest complaining about his merchandise. And CAK shoves him away and goes for a cover on Nick.

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Wally Wilson: CAK can’t believe it. He gets to his feet and the T shirt guy smacks him. CAK has had enough as he head buts the guy and he goes down like a ton of bricks. Confuses say he who lives in glass house should not throw stone.

Adamn: What? Just call the match.

Wally Wilson: Nick gets to his feet and dives on CAK. And CAK whips him… righ tnto the camera guy. Clean up on isle two. We need a new camera man out there. Look CAK and Nick are brawling there way out side the building.

Adamn: all the violence we will miss… NO!

The camera shows CAK and Nick exit the building and soon they leave view.

[Mr. Ten Below]

Scene begins with a backstage shot, with Harold Gunther IV sitting comfortably in a chair kitty-cornered near some equipment boxes, with a makeshift stand near him contrived from an overturned electrical wiring spool. For anyone who cares to get nostalgic, it all is from the past, when the APA used to chill before a match and/or gig. Though there's a lack of beer, HG IV seems to be puffing on a slim cigar, sitting in a simple ashtray, reading over the local newspaper, looking very comfortable.

Hmm...- Setting the cigar aside, exhaling, then turning the page to continue reading the article. Closer inspections reveals that it's -not- the local press paper. It's actually a, very dated albeit, wrestling news leaflet. The kind that was originally produced by the wrestling companies for the local populace. The paper gone almost red from it not being printed on acid-proof stock, and the lettering now gray instead of black, but it's still readable with the faded pictures to-boot. This edition features an article with 'The Mouth From The South' Jimmy Hart, bullhorn in hand, raised, shouting expression on his mustached face, with that disgustingly loud white leather blazer. Scene looks very content. Dignified, almost, one could say.

Wally Wilson: I'm...-really- at a loss for words here, guys. Umm...King, this was your partner...what the Hell is he doing?

There was a silence, as GK couldn't describe it either.

Gary King: Uhhh...you know, I don't know. Harry's just been acting...strange lately. You know I talked to him after last show about his beating Blue supposedly gave him. You know what he told me?

A-Damn Hater: 'Call an ambulance'?

Gary King: That would of made sense. No, he, with the calmest of attitudes, told me not to worry about it.

Another awkward silence.

Wally Wilson: Wait, do -what now-? 'Don't worry about it'??

A-Damn Hater: King, you're shitting us, right?

Gary King: Wish I were guys. Now this, I....just not a damn clue, I'm sorry. I don't know, maybe Harry's finally snapped. Or gone depressed or something.

Wally Wilson: Hope he doesn't expect administrative leave for it, cause if he's playing possum, Management will have his tit in a wringer.

HG IV seemed so very content to kick back, turn the page of his aged wrestling newspaper, and enjoy himself. He could of been on vacation. HG IV reached under the spool-table, and produced a small tape-deck machine, the older kind with the speaker and tape-deck all built into one forearm-sized box. He hit play, and the soothing sounds of a ocean side breakers and gentle cawing of seagulls was heard. The crowd could do nothing but laugh at this.

A-Damn Hater: Ok, -now this is officially ridiculous-! Next thing you know he'll-

But before ADH could finish his sentence, HG IV reached down below the table and brought up a classic coconut half pina colada, complete with the goofy neon green tiny umbrella.

Wally Wilson: You -had to go and say something-, didn't you, A-Damn.

Gary King: -Huh-! Who would of thunk it...Harry's actually...-relaxing-. I'd almost say 'Good for him', but it's all beginning to creep me out.

A-Damn Hater: -That's it-, I'm calling in sick tomorrow. 'Severe lack of alcoholic beverage intake'. It's a very serious and debilitating condition!

While the three announcers watched in a little bit of jealousy-fueled awe, a young man in a dark pinstriped suit approached, carrying a leather-bound briefcase. HG IV stood up, set his drink aside, folded his wrestling newspaper, putting it under his arm, standing, and shaking the young man's hand, smiling, happy to see him. But HG IV realized the camera's little red light was on, meaning he was live and active. HG IV frowned, reached over, whispered something to the camera man, and the camera slightly jostled, but stayed active. HG IV stepped back, motioned for the young man in the suit to have a seat with him.

Wally Wilson: What, is this mid-show cocktails or something? -Bartender-! Jack Black Beer-Back!

Gary King: Looks like a meeting of some kind. Kid looks like a lawyer.

HG IV and the young man began to converse, but there was no sound. Like the camera had it's mic turned off.

A-Damn Hater: A -silent- meeting? Ok, what the Hell? What is it he doesn't want everyone to hear?

Wally Wilson: It's getting to be tax-time, it's probably his embarrassing wardrobe expenses.

Gary King: Harry once told me he could wear two suits a day and still have three extras for the holidays in case he ever got violently sick at parties and ruining one. But I...I -really don't think- this is what it seems, guys.

The young man and HG IV conversed, laughed, joked, then got to business. The young man pulled from his briefcase a simple clipboard, with the new FHT & Elite logo on the back of it, then handed it, as well as a fancy fountain pen, to HG IV. HG IV seemed to admire the pen for a moment, then uncapped it, did a quick scan of the document, then scribbled his doctor-like signature at the bottom, and handed it all back to the young man.

A-Damn Hater: Extending his contract, maybe?

Wally Wilson: Yeah, I was going to say, wasn't his backstage interviewer a temp position at first? Good call, A-Damn. That's got to be what it is, King.

There was a silence from GK, as he further studied the situation. The young man, clamping his briefcase back closed, standing, then shaking hands with a billion-dollar smile-sporting HG IV, then the young man left the scene, leaving HG IV to sit back down, and sip on his tropical drink.

Wally Wilson:...King? Hey, King?

A-Damn Hater: Come on, buddy, what's on your mind?

There was still no answer from GK, he was too deeply contemplating the situation.

A-Damn Hater: Well, we've got a commercial to go to, and Gunther's got his drink to sip on...the bastard-

And the broadcast fades to black to a commercial.

[Ash Strife]

Wally Wilson: Wait did we find them again? Where are they…OH MY!

Adamn: HA! I love the puppy palace… lucky bastards.
The camera reveals that CAK and Nick have indeed made there way into the puppy palace… still brawling.

Wally Wilson: Every one is running for cover and these are nice.

Adamn: Come on Passion!

Wally Wilson: First how do you know her? Second why isn’t the camera man filming the match?

Adamn: I happen to be her best customer.

Wally Wilson: Wait there they are.

Adamn: right you are. Cover your eyes kids those are a beauty.

Wally Wilson: I was talking about Nick and CAK.

Adamn: and I was talking about Passions big firm-

Wally Wilson: Don’t finish that sentence. Now Nick takes CAK’s head and smacks it
against the stripper poll. CAK drops to his knee and Nick is pelting CAK in the head when something is flies into his face. Is that a bra?!? It is and Nick is using it a weapon now to choke CAK.

Adamn: If CAK loses right here I will never let down the fact that his defeat was at a silk bra…

Wally Wilson: CAK seems to have more fight in him as he throws his elbow into Nicks gut a few times. CAK gets to his feet and with Nick still on his back he slams Nicks back right into the mirrors on the back wall of the stage with enough impact to make the wall fall down and WOW!

Adamn: WOW indeed… call the match I need a minute.

Wally Wilson: … um okay but CAK and Nick back to there feet and it looks like the bouncers finally try to break these two up.

CAK and Nick stop brawling for a second as the bouncer get in both of their faces.

Bouncer: Stop I am going to have to ask you two to leave before I call the cops.

Nick: who are you?

Bouncer: I am the bouncer.

CAK: The Bouncer you say… funny you don’t look very bouncy.

CAK and Nick look at each other then both men clothesline the bouncer to the ground before Nick grabs CAK and hits a Russian leg sweep. Nick back up then drops a elbow onto the chest of CAK. Nick goes for a cover.

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Wally Wilson: CAK grabs Nick by the neck and is choking him as he gets him self to his feet. Nick is gasping for breath and he points over CAK’s shoulder. CAK keeps the hold and looks over and Nick takes the second to low blow CAK. CAK falls to his knees and Nick grabs the camera right out of the camera man’s hands. Wait we can’t see.

Adamn: Damn… static what happened?

Wally Wilson: that is three camera men that seemed to get unarmed or hurt in this match. But we must know what is happening.

Adamn: well we will find out soon I hope. Get a new camera to the puppy palace quick!

[Ash Strife]

Wally Wilson: We are still waiting on word for the location of CAK and Sick Nick.

Fukken Uber Death Party play over the PA as James McDaygo walks out with his barbed wire wrapped hurly.

Adamn: what is he doing out here, he is not scheduled.

McDaygo points to the stage. And stats to wave his hands like he is calling some one out.

Wally Wilson: I am confused…

Suddenly Lunatic boy runs throw the curtain holding a steel chair and he slides under the bottom rope and goes right after McDaygo. McDaygo dodges a chair shot an spin kicks the chair out of Lunatic boys hands. McDaygo then uses the hurley to do a choking Russian leg sweep. Back to his feet McDaygo hits the ropes and goes and connects with a rolling thunder. McDaygo allows Lunatic boy to get to his feet before hitting a reverse X factor. McDaygo climbs to the tope rope and jumps off with the 450 shooting star senton.

Wally Wilson: Barley moe but this isn’t a match.

Adamn: McDaygo is covering him any ways. Look he is counting his own pin fall.

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McDaygo gets to his feet and gets right in the announcers face and starts to yell at him. The announcer raises his mic.

Announcer: The winner is the Irish Car bomb… James McDaygo.

McDaygo storms out o the ring and makes his way back stage when a huge commotion is going on in the crowd.

Wally Wilson: Wait that is CAK and Nick in the crowd.

Nick picks up a chair and rams it right into CAK’s gut. Nick then DDT’s CAk onto the concrete.

Wally Wilson: Nick just scrambled CAK’s brains right there and is going for a cover.

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Wally Wilson: Both o these guys are a bloody mess.

CAK climbs to his feet and Nick goes for a haymaker to the face. A steam of blood goes shooting out of CAK’s mouth. CAK retaliates with a haymaker of his own.

Wally Wilson: these two are going to kill each other

Adamn: But hey they are closer to the ring barricades though.

Nick does a Mick Foley clothesline over the barricade but the momentum throws CAK on top. CAK reaches down and pulls Nick to his feet. CAK then whips him into the stairs and stats to remove the monitors form the announce table. As CAK turns around Nick is holding a glass window. Nick takes a swing but CAK dodges and knocks the glass out of his hands causing it to shatter onto the table. CAK then kicks Nick in the gut and sets him up for a power bomb. CAk lifts Nick and drives him through the table. CAK goes for a pin.

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Announcer: Your Winner and Still Hardcore champion… Crazy Ash Killa

Wally Wilson: Thank god that on is over. These two need to rest before they think about anything else.

The Ref hands CAK the Hardcore title and CAK pulls up Nick to shake his hand before posing for a second and returning back stage.

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

A Match Review: "Sick" Nick vs. Crazy Ash Killa
by BFFs Lbm & Dark Angel[/size]

We cut to the back were we see Dark Angel and Lbm sitting in Lbm's locker room suite having just watched Crazy Ash Killa vs "Sick" Nick on a plasma screen. Both men look impressed by what they saw.[/color]

Dark Angel: That right there was one hell of a match! Did you see that lightbulb tube to the groin of Nick early on? Man I'm totally gonna rip that off for my own matches some time soon!

Lbm: Yeah buddy like you do matches anymore? How many you manage last year? About three? You see I was loving the match up until they went out to the concession stand?

Dark Angel: What you mean?

Lbm: I mean the match was still good and all - but damn what a waste of beer by those two! I mean in bars were I'm from - you spill your beer - you pay for it and you buy a new one - I didn't see Nick or CAK offering to pay that poor lady selling them beers.

Dark Angel: Well they were in the middle of the match. I mean "Sick" Nick is an upstanding guy - I'm sure he'll maybe go back now that the match is over and offer to re-emburse her in some manner?

Lbm: Well I'd like to hope so Angel mang, cause you know on top of all that - she's not only out of pocket but she's gonna have to go and get a mop and some towels and clean all that up - and beer smells you know.

Dark Angel: What you think of Wally Wilson's mathematical prowess during the commentary?

Lbm: 150% isn't mathematically possible! He discredits himself and the entire FHT/ELITE when he makes mistakes like that live on air. This man definitely must have slept with the right people to get him where he is today. Hey but DA mang... what about "that t-shirt guy"?

Dark Angel: Fair play to the man - he showed some balls and stood up for himself! The fans come to the arena and they wanna buy t-shirts you know. Luckily all the Lbm and Dark Angel t-shirts had already sold out and there was none on the table!

Lbm: No Angel... the Lbm t-shirts had sold out - there simply were no Dark Angel t-shirts on sale! They reduced them all to 75% after your botched Hell Freezes Over tag team match!!!

Dark Angel: You used to own that Puppy Palace way back didn't you?

Lbm: Yep. But back then we had a higher class of stripper in the place! That Passion chick they got now... I mean between you and me... That's Crusher Casey's sister!!!

Dark Angel: Ewwww... Passion the stripper is Crusher Casey's sister? Have you... ye know???

Lbm: Me? No! No! ... Well okay yes a couple of times but that was all in the past when I was married to that Sally Wilson chick.

Dark Angel: I liked the clothesline over the baricade now by "Sick" Nick. That looked really tight. I thought Nick had it at that point. But I didn't bank on that window being found and then broken over the commentary table? Like seriously who leaves windows out there?

The camera pans as Lbm looks guilty looking and looks at the locker room wall. We see a massive hole were a window is supposed to be but there is just warning tape instead.[/color]

Dark Angel:

Lbm: I wanted tinted glass. Like in those cop dramas. Mirrors on the outside so no one could see in but we could see out. When I saw it was just an ordinary window I made them take it out and replace it. But they still ain't back yet.

Dark Angel: So your telling me - "Sick" Nick could have been FHT Hardcore Champion again tonite but instead because you wanted a tinted mirror cop show style glass window for your locker room which you will only use for about three hours and then never be in again - well because of that "Sick" Nick will spend the next few hours having glass picked out of his back and will most likely probably require a blood tranfusion!

Lbm: My bad... Anyway great match with a good result and big time victory for the up and coming Crazy Ash Killa. Do you wanna do the shoot style glass breaking joke?

Dark Angel: That be the only glass Ash ever breaks. Cause you know he'll never break the FHT/ELITE Glass Ceiling!!! Bang bang!!!

Lbm: Well DA mang it's been fun sitting with you here but it's time for the next FHT Undisputed Champion to wrestle again!!! Unretired and back in the ring tonite.

Dark Angel: No way... I didn't even know that you were wrestling tonite!?!

Lbm: Indeed it is... These people want a big time match - well they're gonna get one. I need all the practise I can get if I'm gonna be taking on that Ninja guy and become the next FHT Undisputed Champion.

Dark Angel: Well what can I do?

Lbm: Well you could stay here and polish my clock... MY CLOCK which is what your role is rumored to be these days... Or you can go and do commentary considering those 3 stooges suck at it.

Dark Angel: I'll polish the clock... CLOCK later! I'll go to the ring with you! Man we should do these type of match reviews all the time...

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

FHT JAPAN
CHAMPIONSHIP
FHT JAPAN RULES

Yellowy Purple Ninja
[fht japan champ]
-vs-
The F'N Legend
Lbm

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MORPHIN POWER RANGERS hits...[/color]

Cult television show theme tune Mighty Morphin Power Rangers plays as the fans boo the arrival of longtime Red Ninja tribute act, Yellowy Purple Ninja who comes running down the aisle dressed entirely in yellowy purple tights, top and mask. Wearing the FHT Japan Championship belt he jumps up into the ring and grabs the microphone from ring announcer Erik Knights.

Yellowy Purple Ninja: THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!

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NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...[/color]

For the second time tonite, the music of The F'N Legend hits as Lbm makes his way down the aisle for this match up. Lbm looks ready as Dark Angel follows him down to the ring like a 1980s wrestling style manager giving him last minute advice. Dark Angel makes his way to the commentary position as Lbm steps into the ring and stands opposite his first wrestling opponent in eight months.[/color]

Wally Wilson: Well it looks like we've been joined here by Dark Angel!

A-Damn Hater: Hey Dark Angel - don't you got some clocks to polish some place else? I thought you said that you were gone forever a few weeks ago! Well hurry up and go already!

Dark Angel: To quote someone else... know your role you fat fast food loving piece of crap and shut that shit spewwing mouth of yours! I am out here tonite to do justice to the in ring return of one of the all time best ever in FHT/ELITE! I'm out here at the request of that great man Lbm and with the 100% consent and full backing of Sir Alan Sugar!

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Gary King: DA for what it's worth - it's great to have you out here! I'm getting word in my ear. Wally Wilson & A-Damn Hater - you guys can sit this one out. As per Lbm's new contract - this return match will be exclusively called by ELITE's number one announcer myself and ELITE veteran - the brilliant Dark Angel.

Dark Angel: Run along boys! As I was saying - this right here is the return of The F'N Legend Lbm after eight months away. What the wrestling world has done without him all this time - I do not know! This is the man who in 4 weeks time at the next FHT/ELITE pay per view - will equal the record set by Trippy P and become the five time FHT Undisputed Champion! But tonite is all about that FHT Japan Championship belt held by the excellent Yellowy Purple Ninja! They are watching around the world.

DING DING,

The bell rings as the fans chant for "RED NINJA" as tribute act Yellowy Purple Ninja begins to bounce around the ring mocking Red Ninja as Lbm removes his t-shirt showing himself to be in great shape as they look set to lock up for the first time.

Collar and elbow tie up marks Lbm's first wrestling match in eight months as they seem evenly matched in terms of strength. Lbm pulls Yellowy Purple Ninja into an arm bar. Duck and go behind by Yellowy Purple Ninja and another reveral by Lbm.

Yellowy Purple Ninja goes into the ropes. Clean break by Lbm. Yellowy Purple Ninja steps back into the centre of the ring as Lbm slaps him hard. Ninja slaps him back. They lock up again this time with Lbm being thrown out of the hold into the ropes.

Lbm comes off with a clothesline attempt but Yellowy Purple Ninja leap frogs it. Lbm comes back off the ropes as Yellowy Purple Ninja hits a dropkick. Lbm is straight back up and is met by another dropkick. Then another as Yellowy Purple Ninja actually gets some cheers.[/color]

Gary King: Early on the FHT Japan Champion is showing us that he is no push over. Dark Angel what do you know about FHT Japan Champion Yellowy Purple Ninja?

Dark Angel: In many ways this guy is better than the real thing! I mean he does a lot of the trademark Red Ninja moves. You know all the boring ones that I don't understand. Technical wrestling personified is good ole Yellowy Purple Ninja.

He's been the reigning FHT Japan Champion for the past 16 months beating out UK:Master and Edgecutioner in a thrilling three way dance!

He had a great long term intense feud with FHT's most infamous superstar The Statue in which the two cut such promos on each other. Unfortunately for Yellowy Purple, The Statue's promos were just too great for his weaker ones. But he retained the title.

Romantically he was linked with no one ever which kept with the Red Ninja tradition. And when he wasn't wrestling for FHT Japan, he was wrestling for P2PW Japan and BBC Japan!

Gary King: You say that he has wrestled for various promotions and he wrestles in the same style as Red Ninja. There must be some great matches then?

Dark Angel: No there honestly hasn't been. I tell you this guy likes to keep his Red Ninja impression so bloody accurate it's unbelievable. So authentic! Really...

Inside the ring the action continues as Yellowy Purple Ninja and Lbm lock up again this time with Lbm using all his strength to force Yellowy Purple over the top rope to the arena floor.

Lbm takes a run off the opposite ropes and dives through the top and middle rope ala Bret Hart and splashes Yellowy Purple Ninja on the floor. Lbm throws him back into the ring and then climbs back up himself but Yellowy Purple Ninja hits a sliding dropkick to Lbm's face knocking him back out.

The referee from FHT Japan, a man by the name of Charlie Ching Ching, is counting Lbm out in Japanese. Lbm gets back in now and is standing on the apron as Yellowy Purple Ninja runs at him. Lbm moves out of the way and uses the ropes to propel himself back in to the ring on to Yellowy Purple.

He misses it as Yellowy Purple Ninja applies a half boston crab. Lbm is in the centre of the ring and tries reaching out for the ropes as referee Charlie Ching Ching is in position.[/color]

Gary King: I don't believe this but Lbm is right now in major trouble in there as Yellowy Purple Ninja is dominating him!

Dark Angel: ZZZZZZzzzzzz

Gary King: Dark Angel?

Dark Angel: I'm up, I'm up, I'm up! Sorry Gary King and the fans. I really just tend to drop off in the middle of Ninja's matches! It usually picks up again in the last few moments anyway.

Lbm finally manages to grab Yellowy Purple's ankle and breaks the hold. The referee sees if Lbm wants to continue and he does. Both men are back on their feet now as Yellowy Purple Ninja goes for some weirdo quirky move.

He hits it as he then goes again for some other high tech weirdo quirky move. Lbm is reeling as a third weirdo quirky kick levels Lbm who is in trouble in this match. Yellowy Purple Ninja with the momentum runs to the top rope.

The fans are actually cheering him on now as suddenly Lbm just totally no sells the moves and pushes him off the ropes to the outside. Lbm is enraged. Lbm jumps up onto the top rope himself and comes off feet first onto Yellowy Purple Ninja who is lying on the outside.

Lbm lands feet first onto his throat. Lbm spits on him as it looks like the showcase is over. He throws Yellowy Purple Ninja into the ring post and then hits a rko variation bringing yellowy purple ninja throat first down onto the baricade. Lbm is on the outside with the fans as his big black security team step in to keep them away.

Lbm climbs back over and throws Yellowy Purple Ninja back into the ring.[/color]

Dark Angel: I'm not being funny Gary King but please explain to me just what in the hell them moves were. Like imagine someone was reading a match report of this at home. How would they even understand what the hell they are reading?

Gary King: DA what you just saw by Yellowy Purple Ninja there were three big time Red Ninja moves. You saw a Yellowy Dead Revolver and a Yellowly Yakuzi Kick. When he was on the top rope he was trying for a Sky Driver.

Dark Angel: I gotta watch me some more Ring of Honor or something. Any wonder my career didn't pan out - I don't know half this stuff. Back to the action I do know though and Lbm is no longer messing around.

Inside the ring Yellowy Purple Ninja is holding is throat as Lbm drops an elbow onto his neck. He pulls him dangling his neck outside the ring apron as Lbm jumps over the top rope and leg drops down onto his throat.

Lbm is possessed here and taking no prisoners. He applies a sleeper hold just to further choke the life out of Yellowy Purple Ninja who is in big trouble now. Referee Charlie Ching Ching is asking Yellowy Purple Ninja if he wants to continue but Lbm pushes him out of the way.

Lbm releases the hold and stands on the throat of Yellowy Purple Ninja as he signals for it to be over. He atomic drops Yellowy Purple with his back to the ring on the top turnbuckles. Lbm climbs up behind him.

"The fall from grace" - Lbm's top rope german suplex back into the ring. He has it hooked on and doesn't release it. One, Two, Three... DING DING DING!!![/color]

Dark Angel: Oh my gawd he's done it! He's done! Lbm is the NEW FHT JAPAN CHAMPION! I can't believe it! On his first night back out of retirement! Thats unbelievable. I can't believe it! History has been made as Lbm has proved to the world that he still has it! Lbm has decimated Yellowy Purple Ninja and in three weeks time he'll do the same to Red Ninja!!!

Gary King: Well I can tell you against Red Ninja - it's gonna be a hell of a lot harder to do that! And you can bet Red Ninja is watching and Lbm just pissed him off and against an angry Red Ninja - Lbm is gonna need all the help in the world!

Dark Angel: The celebration is on right now! This officially marks the glorious return of Lbm to the big time! 2008 will be the year Lbm says fuck you i'm back to the wrestling world. The big money offers will be coming in all over the show. FHT Japan just got itself one hell of a poster boy! Gary King I'm gonna celebrate with the FHT Japan Champion!!!

Dark Angel leaves the commentary position and returns to the ring and hugs Lbm who has just had his hand raised by Charlie Ching Ching, the FHT Japan referee. Japanese press have assembled around the ring now and are frantically taking photographs of their new champion.

Geisha girls arrive and give Lbm flowers in the ring as Lbm grabs one and kisses her. She lets her tied up hair down and unbuttons her dress at the top and then grabs him and kisses him back.

The FHT/ELITE fans boo this crude mockery of Red Ninja and chant for him as Lbm thanks God inside the ring. Dark Angel is standing clapping Lbm and brings in a bottle of champagne and pours it all over Lbm inside the ring as Lbm takes a big swig of the bottle.

Lbm grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd.[/color]

Lbm: LBM IS BACK!!! I wanna thank everyone who believed in me and supported me this past few years! 2008 will be the best year in my entire career. Now that I'm FHT Japan Champion - I'm gonna be the most fighting champion ever! I'm gonna take on all comers...

It doesn't matter who... well no I'm not gonna take on Reaper, Keith Williams, Trippy P, Blue, Killer, NIN Horror, CAK, Sick Nick, Eric Scorpio, Blade, J-Man, Dark Angel, Reverend Daddy Joe and I possibly won't wanna face Gavin A Young, Wrestler 2 or Mister Monday Night - but anyone below that I will take on all comers no matter how tough! There will be no jobber I will not defeat!

Red Ninja I hope you were watching my friend! Because the time is coming! First Lbm conquers FHT Japan... next I'm gonna conquer you and I'm gonna be the record tying 5time FHT Undisputed Champion! THANK YOU!!!

Lbm, Dark Angel and the various photographers and geisha girls continue their celebration to the boos of the live crowd who are visibly appalled. Lbm and Dark Angel pour champagne over each other as the press take pictures of Lbm with the gorgeous FHT Japan Championship belt![/color]

Gary King: What a return! Lbm is the new FHT Japan Champion! You can bet that won't go down to well in the Red Ninja camp!

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[Ninja/Killer]

"Godzilla Theme" hits before going into "War Machine" Killer comes out to a great pop from the crowd. Killer raises his fist in the air as he makes his way to the ring. Killer enters the ring and starts pacing his music soon dies down into silence. The lights soon go out in the arena.

THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE

"Sad But True" by Metallica hits the PA system as the lights shine on the entranceway. Angelica appears holding up the FHT Undisputed Title, Angelica wears a White Tank Top, Black Leather Skirt, Red Leg Stockings and Black Boots. Behind her is the champion Red Ninja. Ninja wears a Red Boxer Style robe with Notorious R-E-D written in white on the back and has the hood pulled up. Ninja raises his hands up in the air as the fans boo him. Ninja gives the fans the finger as Angelica leads the way.

Red Ninja:Look and watch Lbm, a real champion is here.

Angelica walks up the ring steps than holds down the middle rope. Ninja enters the ring as Angelica enters the ring and gives him his title. Ninja puts it over his shoulder than pats it.

DING DING DING

Ninja extends his arms as Angelica takes off his robe. The ref holds the belt up in the air before giving it to the Erik. For Ring Attire Ninja wears a Red Undershirt, Red Pants, Black Wrist Tape and Black Boots. Angelica exits the ring as the bell sounds. A small "Ninja" chant breaks out. Killer comes out of his corner as Ninja is still in his. Killer slaps his shoulders and tells Ninja to come on. It looks like Ninja is about to oblige but instead he heads out to the floor. Ninja does a few stretches on the outside as the ref tells him to get back in. Ninja calls Angelica over. Angelica walks over as Ninja tells her to rub his shoulders. Angelica rubs Ninja's shoulders as Killer has enough and exits the ring. Ninja immediatley dashes off as Killer shakes his head in disbelief. Angelica trash talks until Killer gives her a stone glance. Angelica wisely backs off. Ninja is carefully keeping his distance from Killer. A little kid in the front row starts yelling at Ninja. Ninja looks at him than raises his fist but the little kid doesn't budge. Killer starts dashing at Ninja again. Ninja runs away than slides into the ring. Killer follows but Ninja is ready for him and starts stomping him down. Ninja pulls Killer up than grabs his wrist and goes for a whip but Killer reverses. Ninja heads to the ropes as Killer ducks his head. Ninja stops than kicks Killer in the chest. Ninja heads to the ropes again than bounces off but Killer recovers and nails Ninja with a Big Boot. Ninja immediatley stumbles up to his feet but Killer wipes him out with a Forearm. Ninja stumbles up again as Killer nails him with another Forearm. Ninja gets up a little bit wobblier this time as Killer tosses him up in the air with a Backdrop. Ninja lands right on his ass than rolls out of the ring to the floor where Angelica rushes over to console him.

Killer stands tall in the ring as Ninja complains about his back to Angelica. Angelica helps Ninja up. Angelica comforts Ninja as Killer dashes and nails Ninja right in the back with a Baseball Slide sending him into than over the guardrail and into the crowd of fans. Killer exits the ring than grabs Ninja who's still in the crowd. Killer lifts Ninja over the guardrail and slams him on the arena floor. A "Killer" chant starts up as he slaps his chest. Ninja gets on his hands and knees but Killer boots him in the ass knocking him flat to the floor. The ref yells at Killer to bring it into the ring. Killer sends Ninja into the ring. Killer slides in as Ninja sits up and is trying to beg Killer off. Killer puts his hands on his hips than looks out to the crowd. Killer grabs Ninja's hands than yanks him off the mat. Killer than swings Ninja hard into the turnbuckles. Ninja hits them than hits the mat face first. Killer grabs Ninja than chucks him into the corner. Killer fires away with some rights and lefts before nailing Ninja right in the chin with a Hard Palm Strike. Ninja jumps up than lands on his ass right on the bottom turnbuckle. Killer places his foot over Ninja's face and starts scraping it several times. Killer heads to the opposite ropes than comes off with a full head of steam and nails the Killdozer. The force almost sends Ninja right out of the ring but Killer grabs him by the back of the pants than drags him out of the corner. Killer places his foot on Ninja's chest. 1,2 shoulder up.

Killer pulls Ninja off the mat than takes him to the corner. Killer slams Ninja's face into the top turnbuckle 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, on 10 Ninja flies back and hits the mat. Ninja is in a daze on the mat as Killer stands over him. Killer taps him in the side of his head with his foot. Killer grabs Ninja by the wrist than sends him to the corner. Killer charges in and tries a shoulder ram but Ninja jumps up and Killer charges right into it shoulder first. Ninja regains his senses than kicks Killer right in th back of the leg. Ninja starts pounding on Killers back. Ninja grabs Killer than swings him around than swings him into the post again shoulder first. The ref gets in the way than backs Ninja away. Angelica seizes the oppurtunity and slaps Killer right across the face as he hangs over the post. Killer turns around in a daze as Ninja charges in and nails a Stinger Splash. Killer staggers out of the corner as Ninja nails him with a Running Forearm to the back of the head. Ninja taps his forearm than gives the crowd the finger as they boo him. Killer lies on the mat in pain as Ninja jumps in the air and drives a knee onto his head. Ninja rolls Killer over and covers. 1,2 Killer shoves Ninja off. Ninja looks a bit freightened as he quickly puts the boots to Killer. Ninja heads to the second turnbuckle. Killer gets to his feet as Ninja jumps off and nails a Chop right to the head of Killer. Killer falls to his hands and knees as Ninja raises his right leg than brings it down on to Killers back. Killer lays flat on the mat as Ninja steps over him. Ninja looks back down at Killer than dusts himself off.

Ninja sits Killer up than grabs his right arm. Ninja stretches Killer's arm than delivers a kick to Killers shoulder than slams it on the mat. Killer grabs at his arm as Ninja grabs it again than rolls Killer onto his stomach. Ninja lifts Killers arm up again than slams it on the mat again. Ninja grabs Killer by arm than lifts him up than twists his arm. Ninja pulls Killer in than kicks him in the face. Ninja than Double Underhooks Killers arms than lifts him up and nails a Backbreaker. Ninja drops down for a cover. 1,2 shoulder up. Ninja gets up as Angelica is pointing twoards the corner. Ninja climbs up and than flies off with a Moonsault but Killer moves out of the way. Ninja crashes and burns hard. Both men lie on the mat.

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Killer doesn't waste any time and starts slapping Ninja in the face. Killer than jumps up and nails an ENZIGURI. Ninja hits the mat as Killer rolls him over and covers 1,2 Shoulder Up. Killer takes Ninja off the mat than wraps his hands around Ninja's throat. Killer lifts Ninja up in the air than slams him down to the mat in a Baldo Bomb. Killer climbs up the top rope. Killer points to the sky and makes the Sign of the cross as Ninja staggers up to his feet as Angelica is yell for him to watch out. Ninja straigthens up as Killer flies off and nails the Ode To Hawk. Killer covers 1,2 KICKOUT. Killer pulls Ninja onto his feet and hooks him for the Northern Lights Bomb. Killer lifts Ninja up but Ninja slides off. Killer turns around and attempts a Yakuza Kick but Ninja ducks and Killer takes out the ref. Killer checks on the ref as Angelica passes Ninja the FHT Undisputed Title. Killer turns as Ninja swings. Killer ducks and locks on the KILLMISSION. Killer takes Ninja down as Ninja immediatley starts tapping out but there is no ref. Killer lets go as Lbm has entered the ring. Killer stands up as Lbm hits him right in the face with a Superkick. Killer hits the mat than rolls over onto his stomach and pushes himself up. Lbm is about to exit the ring but sees Killer. Killer slaps himself in the chest and points twoards Lbm. Lbm out of nowhere hits another Superkick. Killer goes down than rolls over and slaps the mat. Killer wobbily gets himself up but Lbm nails another Superkick this time taking Killer out. Lbm looks down at Ninja than points at the Undisputed Title. Ninja pulls himself up with the ropes than climbs onto the top rope. Ninja crawls over and drapes an arm over Killer's chest. Angelica revives the ref who crawls over.

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Erik:Here is your winner and STILL FHT UNDISPUTED CHAMPION RED NINJA.

Ninja immediatley gets to his feet as Lbm is standing in the entrance way. Ninja is yelling for Lbm to get into the ring. Lbm looks out to the crowd than starts to walk twoards the ring. Ninja is taking off his wrist tape showing that he wants to fight. Lbm steps up onto the ring apron. Ninja nods and is backing up to give Lbm some room when the lights go out.

When they come back on Dark Angel is behind Ninja. Angelica screams for Ninja to watch out. Ninja turns around as Angel grabs him by the throat than lifts him up and drops him with an Unearthly Destroyer. Lbm enters the ring as the two soon start beating Ninja down. Lbm and Angel lift Ninja up. Lbm kicks Ninja in the stomach than soon drops him with a Spike Piledriver. Angelica enters the ring and starts trash talking Lbm. Angelica takes a swipe but Lbm blocks than plants her face first with an X Factor.The crowd erupts in sheer heat as Lbm stands over her. Lbm covers Ninja as Angel grabs the ref and makes him slap the mat three times.

Lbm gets up and raises his arms in victory as Angel passes him the Undisputed Title. Lbm holds it tightly before getting a mic.

Lbm:Red Ninja, this is just the begginning of what is going to be the end of your FHT Title reign. Enjoy this while you can, because like it or not I'm going to be the Icon once again.

Lbm drops the mic as Soul Reaper runs down to the ring with a Barbwire baseball bat in hand. Lbm and Angel bail and head to the back. Reaper checks on his Soul Assassin team mates as Lbm and Angel celebrate.

Legacy goes off the air