Monday Night Legacy - January 14th, 2008

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Monday, January 14^TH, 2008

Live from the Freedom Hall , Louisville, KY--------------------

FHT vs ELITE
HELL IN A CELL

Red Ninja & Killer-vs- Lbm & Dark Angel

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ELITE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Singles Match

The Peep's Champ [c] -vs- James McDraygo

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FHT/ELITE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Tag Match

M.W.A. (CAK & Eric Scorpio)-vs- "Sick" Nick & Soul Reaper [c]


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- C O M M E N T A T O R S -
Gary King, A-Damn Hater and Wally Wilson

Wally Wilson: Welcome everyone to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy! Wally Wilson here alongside Gary King and A-Damn Hater and we got a huge show tonite!

Gary King: I'll say this show is pumped full!

A-Damn Hater: And we're about ready to go...

[Former FHT Employee Daniel Ice]

[It’s Showtime in the fantastic and scenic New York City and what better place to be than the FHT Arena? After all, tonight LBM and Dark Angel team-up against Red Ninja and Killer in the unforgiving Hell In A Cell, and heck, we’ve got other matches besides! And we open to the imposing Dark Angel and the F’N Legend, the ELITE Grand Slammer and next FHT World Heavyweight Champion, LBM both walking down one of those endless non-descript corridors that always just happen to be there for moments like this. The two ELITE icons are seemingly in discussion about Keith Williams vs. The Peep’s Champ, which happened months ago on PPV at FHT V… It’s like they’ve only just seen it. How bizarre]

Dark Angel:
…And I’m telling you, the two guys worked their asses off in that match, near-fall after near-fall… I thought it was never going to end!

LBM:
Really? I thought it was never going to begin… BANG BANG!

Dark Angel:
But how about that shock ending, huh? After weeks upon weeks of The Peep’s Champ telling us all over and over that we screwed him up because it was his turn to hold the belt, well, he went and won it! Fancy that, eh?

LBM:
Oh yes, it is indeed another proud and glorious moment in the history and legacy of the ELITE title, after Keith’s gripping and inspiring title reign, Peepsie has a lot to live up to. Maybe we’ll have the first champion post-merger who won’t spend all his camera time shooting on us?

[Momentary pause for dramatic effect]

Dark Angel: & LBM::
Nah…

[Enter the scantily-dressed and stereotypically blonde interviewer Kristin Ricci. Number of times she’s slept with LBM: 2. Fun fact there for the few who actually read these descriptive texts]

Kristin Ricci:
Mr Angel, Mr M! A quick interview, please?

Dark Angel:
Harold, have you had a sex change op? Gotta say, always thought you might’ve one day, but kudos to you. Guess that explains the Blue promos then?

LBM:
I’ve got to say, if Blue’s next angle is he’s sleeping with the now-female Harold Gunther… It’ll probably be better for him than his one with Trippy…

Dark Angel:
Bang Bang?

LBM:
Ehhh… Not there. You’ll get it eventually though, young padawan.

Kristin Ricci:
No, guys! It’s me, Kristen Ricci!

Dark Angel:
Keith William’s mom?

LBM:
New member of the H8 Klub?

Dark Angel:
Blade’s one fan?

LBM:
Blade jokes already? You are learning well… Erm… FHT lonely male wish fulfilment fantasy?

Kristin Ricci:
I’m FHT’s interviewer! I interview for FHT! Gawd…

LBM:
Oh right! That explains it then! FHT superstars don’t promo; you must have the easiest job in the world.

Dark Angel:
They don’t wrestle matches either… What do they do?

LBM:
Argue about us and talk about football. Anyway, sweetcheeks, hop along now, we’re not FHT superstars, we’re very proudly ELITE. This means technically… We’re at war with you and therefore our most logical action will be to attack you as a member of the backstage staff, despite posing absolutely no threat to us, rather than going after an actual member of the roster.

Dark Angel:
Yes, logically speaking of course.

LBM:
Way to add to my words there, Angel.

Kristin Ricci:
But please! Harold’s gone missing and the people at home want to know the reasoning and logic behind this sudden union?

Dark Angel:
Sudden? Kristen, me and LBM go way back. We’re the boys and together, our strong pillars of throbbing wrestling integrity collided to create the best damn wrestling company in existence. You see, after I did my very emo retirement speech, LBM came and I just lapped up everything he had to offer me.

LBM:
See, I thought I came too late to stop Angel making a huge mistake, but in fact, I came just in time. I managed to convince him that together, the two of us could save ELITE… And that I was the man he needed to help him. Over this one idea, we became bonded and our very presence became one of far larger potential.

Dark Angel:
After all, LBM is a visionary and a genius who has saved this company time and time again, meaningful or not.

LBM:
Don’t kiss my ass too much, Angel, people will start to think we’re gay or something.

Kristin Ricci:
But why Red Ninja and Killer?

LBM:
I couldn’t tell you actually. I’ve never once managed to make it through an entire Red Ninja match. And my good friend Angel here is an insomniac, so I just put a DVD together of Killer promos and what happened?

Dark Angel:
Out in minutes. We’re now going to mass-produce it as a cure for sufferers worldwide. But the facts are that Red Ninja is an arrogant over-rated Killer rip-off. And Killer is a substandard uninteresting Red Ninja rip-off. It’s like they’re the same person almost. You see, while the true ELITE wrestlers fought against FHT until they could literally take no more, Killer continued the same old routine, keeping the jobber list in a pay check. He doesn’t give a damn if ELITE or FHT survives, heck if both died tomorrow, he’d probably still turn up every week and wrestle a match with Brad Baxter or something.

LBM:
And Ninja, you’re the man who’s holding that FHT World Heavyweight Title. That title is practically mine by birth right, I saved these promotions and now I’m taking the just reward a hero deserves. You wanted challengers, right? You wanted someone to break you out of this funk of not having a worthy opponent? Well, here I am, and whenever the next hastily-arranged PPV is, we’ll find out how beautiful the words “LBM – FHT World Heavyweight Champion” sound coming from Erik Knights…

Dark Angel:
Question though… Shouldn’t Soul Reaper be teaming with Red Ninja? He’s got far more justification for doing so: He’s Ninja’s actual tag team partner, he hates us both and Ninja and Killer apparently don’t even like each other anymore.

LBM:
Yeah… It’s almost as if after month upon month of shooting on us and challenging us to a match when we aren’t here, he’s ducked out of facing us tonight. How utterly bizarre.

Dark Angel:
You do realize he’ll now reply to that in a shoot as well, most likely referring to something several years ago and how hard it was for him to run ELITE in our absences?

LBM:
Yeah, but let’s face it… It’s the only time he’s interesting… Anyway, shouldn’t we be selling our main event?

Dark Angel:
Probably. Tonight, four men enter. Two men leave. And then, likely, two more men leave afterwards. Flesh-ripping wire, death-defying moves and a faceless referee all in a cell so brutal… We call it Hell. Hell In A Cell.

LBM:
Nice job.

Dark Angel:
Thanks. Wanna go watch The Peep’s Champ’s promo that appeared at the climax of last week’s show but we only now have the chance to watch it?

LBM:
...I’m going to need a drink or five first…

[Exit LBM and Dark Angel, having walked down the longest corridor in the world, the rebuilt FHT Arena having been designed for long-winded promos in mind and therefore containing the world’s record longest corridor. Fun fact there too. Kristen Ricci is left standing in the corridor, pulling that disappointed confused face all interviewers do when they’ve failed at their job]

[Ash Strife]

The screen opens up zoomed in on the FHT hardcore title. As the camera slowly pans out it reveals it is set up on a podium. The camera pans back a little more and it show hardcore champion Crazy Ash Killa wearing a full custom made Italian suit instead of his normal jeans and a shirt. CAK pulls the mic on the podium up a little.

CAK: Good evening, standing before you today is the largest man in the FHT today. The reigning hardcore champion … Crazy Ash Killa.

CAK takes a breath.

CAK: Now for the meaning of all this. You see I had a vision last night more of a great dream of an epic bout to defend this bad boy in at the next Pay per view. Something to totally up the stakes from the rest of my pay per view history. First it was Escape from hell where I won the now retired Television title. Then it was that brutal Extreme blood match to unify the title with the hardcore title. Well for the next one I am going even more nuts for my is… never mind I don’t want to ruin the surprise just yet but there will be six men I shall defend this title against.

CAK picks something up from the podium and it happens to be 6 golden cards.

CAK: these golden cards will allow entry into the said Monster of a match I have brewing but all I can promise you is there will be blood. I will be watching everyone closely and will hand out a card if I am impressed by your violent nature. More shall be reviled later.

CAK picks up the title and leaves with the cards.

[Reverend Daddy Joe]

The camera cuts to backstage, where RDJ, having been missing since his attack on Jane McNeal and Wally Wilson suddenly grabs the cameraman by the shirt, shaking the view of the camera, but the voice is clearly RDJ

RDJ: Come on, wage slave, you're coming with me.

Bob the Cameraman: but...

RDJ: I will not hesitate to rip out your lungs, shit down your neck and feed your genitals to starving african children.

Cameraman Bob follows behind RDJ closley, who walks but with the sense of a man enraged and a man with a purpose.

After a few quiet moments walking down one of the long corridors backstage, he stops at a room labled "Referee Lockeroom"

In sudden surge of violence, RDJ kicks open the door. All the referees are still there, as no match has happened yet. All of thier chatter suddenly stops.

RDJ: Daddy's home!

He jerks Cameraman Bob in by the shirt and slams the door behind him.

RDJ: Just keep leaning on that door, Bob, 'cause I know where you live.

He turns to the silent and staring Ref's

RDJ: Like I said back at FHT V, this is war gentlemen! It's RDJ vs FHT until I get what's rightfully mine, what I deserve, my spot in The Hall of Fame! They didn't listen to me when I took out Wally and Jane, now I'm going to take out every referee here. You're just casulties boys.

He launces himself at the refs, who assume, by sheer numbers, they can take the lone RDJ. RDJ is throwing rights and lefts almost randomly, hitting a ref in every direction, taking them down one by one, and keeping them down with a quick stomp to the back of the head.

One tries to throw a punch, and RDJ parries with his forearm and places him in an armbar so quick and violently, the camera actually picks up the snapping sound it makes as the bone breaks clean in two.

One of the downed ref's tries to get to his feet, but he kicks over the locker room's bench onto nhis neck, and holds it there with his foot, when one of the other ref's tries to pull him away, he parries his arm away and in one smooth motion, brings the ref's face on the edge of the overturned bench.

Another one of the refs, trying to crawl to his feet gets a running kick to his ribs. The last ref tries to run, but RDJ grabs him by the back of the hair and hits him with an inverted DDT

RDJ rises to his feet and yells into the camera

RDJ: This is only the beginning. I'll make you pay for forgetting what I've done for you!

The camera cuts out, it's last image is RDJ putting on his signature pair of brass knuckles and slugging the camera.

["Sick" Nick™]

Just before the commercial break, “Sick” Nick and Soul Reaper, both armed with their unified Tag Team Championship belts, walk from opposite ends of the backstage area and meet as they head to the ring.

Soul Reaper:
Look, this [Reaper points to Nick and himself.]. This is not a friendship. This is just a formality. If it wasn’t for these belts that we are carrying, I’d be kicking your ass out there in that ring tonight. But for the respect of these belts… These belts that my TRUE partner, Red Ninja and I built… I am going to go out there and defend them with you. From bell to bell, that is the only time we coexist.

Reaper walks out toward the stage, as Nick rolls his eyes and follows.

Wally Wilson:
The Tag Team Championship match is next!

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COMMERCIAL BREAK . . .

["Sick" Nick™]

As we come back from the break, M.W.A. is already in the ring awaiting their opponents. “Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed starts to play as “Sick” Nick emerges from behind the curtain. Nick walks down the ramp to cheers and enters the ring. As he enters the ring, Crazy Ash Killa, out of respect, walks over to Nick and the two shake hands.

Gary King:
Look at that. These two guy truly have respect for each other.

Wally Wilson:
Yea, after CAK gave Nick a rematch for his Hardcore title, Nick returned the favor and gave M.W.A. a shot at getting back their tag championships.

The music fades out and “Down” by Motograter kicks in. Soul Reaper is greeted with boos, but he just shrugs them off. He races down the ramp and slides into the ring, attacking CAK before the bell can ring. Mike Katz quickly calls for the bell as Reaper pounds on CAK.

Gary King:
Reaper’s wasting no time.

AdRock:
You’re right. Reaper respects these titles and doesn’t want to see some love-fest in the ring. This is a match, not the prom.

CAK evens things up in the center of the ring trading right hands back and forth until Soul Reaper ducks a Crazy Ash Killa fist and then nails him with a forearm to the jaw that has him reeling. With Crazy Ash Killa peddling backwards, Soul Reaper tags in “Sick” Nick, who jumps over the rope and hits a huge clothesline on Crazy Ash Killa. He follows that up with a quick leg drop.

Gary King:
Well in the early going, Soul Reaper and Nick have got CAK right where they want him.

“Sick” Nick and Soul Reaper double team Crazy Ash Killa with a barrage of heavy offensive moves until from the outside Eric Scorpio has had enough and runs in to the ring and pushes Soul Reaper to the outside of the ring. Eric Scorpio ducks to the outside and lifts a steel chair and as Soul Reaper is just about to get back to his feet plants, Scorpio smack him over the head with a chair to a loud 'Holy Shit' chant from the crowd.

Gary King:
I was wondering how long it was going to be before the weapons were used.

Wally Wilson:
This is not even a hardcore match!

Inside the ring “Sick” Nick signals for an elbow from the top rope. As he climbs the ropes however, Scorpio grabs his ankle and he falls on his genitals in the ropes to a large 'ooooo' from the crowd.

AdRock:
Oh God… Ouch! Damn…

Wally Wilson:
That cannot feel good!

AdRock:
You’re damn right it doesn’t! How would you like me to kick you in the balls and see how it feels?

In the ring, Crazy Ash Killa & Eric Scorpio have advantage over “Sick” Nick who is still reeling following his drop thanks to the trip from Scorpio. They signal for a Doomsday Device and “Sick” Nick is positioned on Eric Scorpio's shoulders. Crazy Ash Killa climbs the ropes and is about to launch himself from the top rope when Reaper trips up CAK, and sends him flying to the outside face first.

Wally Wilson:
Oh my God! Did you see CAK’s head bounce off the ground?

Gary King:
That’s concussion territory there.

Eric Scorpio hits an Electric Chair drop and quickly pops up, only to be taken down by a clothesline from Reaper. Reaper then helps Nick up and instructs Nick to attack Scorpio’s legs. “Sick” Nick looks at Reaper as if he is crazy. The two start to argue.

Gary King:
It looks like Reaper feels he’s in charge here, but Nick doesn’t.

Soul Reaper pushes Nick to the outside and starts to go to work on Eric Scorpio’s leg. Nick attempts to rush at Reaper, but Mike Katz orders Nick to the ring apron. After a barrage of kicks to Scorpio’s knee, Reaper drags Scorpio to the ropes and strategically places Scorpio’s leg on the bottom rope. Reaper steps up onto the rope and slingshots himself up into the air and crashes down hard across his knee. Scorpio screams out in pain as the fans try to get behind him. Reaper sets Scorpio’s leg up again.

Wally Wilson:
This has to be stopped! He is going to break his leg!

AdRock:
And there is nothing CAK can do about it, because he’s knocked out on the floor.

Soul Reaper smashes his backside across Scorpio’s knee, again making him scream out in pain. The relentless Reaper grabs Scorpio’s leg for a third time and for a third time he places it on the bottom rope. Reaper steps up onto the bottom rope and begins to bounce up and down once again. But all of a sudden, Nick comes running over and stops Soul Reaper.

Wally Wilson:
Oh Thank God! Nick finally stopped him.

Soul Reaper pushes Nick again, this time knocking him to the outside.

Gary King:
These two are just not getting along. And if they don’t watch themselves, they will lose those titles!

Soul Reaper raises Scorpio’s leg to the second rope and comes crashing down, causing Scorpio a lot of pain! Scorpio squirms around holding knee as he screams out more then ever.

Wally Wilson:
Oh my God, get the EMTs! He broke his leg!

AdRock:
He did not! Stop exaggerating. Look how he’s squirming around in the ring. He’d never be able to do that with a broken leg.

Reaper drags Eric Scorpio to the middle of the ring and slaps on a Figure Four Leg Lock. Scorpio clinches down and screams out in pain. After the damage that was done to his leg and no help from the outside, Scorpio has nothing else to do but to tap out.

Gary King:
I can’t believe it. That’s it, as easy as that.

Wally Wilson:
Well after the beatings that Nick and CAK took over the past couple of weeks, CAK had no chance to get up after that fall to the outside. Katz really needs to check on CAK. I think he is really hurt.

Erik Knights:
Your winners and still Champions . . . “SICK” NICK & SOUL REAPER ! ! !

Gary King:
He really might have a concussion right now. His bell was rung and it was rung good.

AdRock:
Well, Nick is finally up and he’s checking on CAK as Katz comes over. If you ask me, he should be worrying more about those titles right now. But luckily for him he has a partner that can carry him.

Gary King:
Carry him? Reaper’s lucky he has a partner with some compassion. That guy’s heart is black and cold.

Wally Wilson:
Look, either way, these two have to live with each other from bell to bell until they lose those titles.

[Ninja/Killer]

FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja comes down to the ring, Ninja wears a Black Shuriken Skull Cap, Black Leather Jacket with a Black T Shirt with a Red Biohazard symbol on the front underneath, Black Jeans and Black Running shoes, Angelica Demonica is with Ninja. She wears a Red Tank Top, Black Pants and Black Boots. The fans are giving Ninja a mixed reaction. Ninja enters the ring and gets a mic.

Red Ninja:Well it wouldn't be an FHT show unless Lbm stroked his ego, and low and behold the opening minutes were dedicated to him and his new emo boyfriend Dark Angel stroking each other till there hands got cramps. Lbm first off, jeez how do I put this, you want to challenge me for the next FHT Pay Per View. Fine, I accept.

(The crowd pops for the somewhat confirmation of the dream match.)

Red Ninja:You people cheer, but as much as you cheer me now because I'm taking on someone who you all legitamately hate it doesn't change a thing. I'm not out here to win your approval, if you cheer me I don't care, if you boo me I don't care. What I care about is that you realize one thing, that Red Ninja is the best in this company. Angel and Lbm, you two have alot of balls to do what you've done so far. Where the fuck do you two get off trying to muscle me, maybe you need a little reminder, I'm not one of your little buddies who plays ball, I'm a man who looks at you two little pieces of shit and tells the truth, when it comes to in ring you cant touch me. You can come out and cut the shoot promo of the year but in the ring is what its all about. And Dijon you made a good point about something, when it comes to the FHT lockeroom the so called big name stars of the fed take a back seat to me, the man who puts the asses in seats. People come here to see wrestling, and when I step into a ring they get that and more. I care about two things, money and proving my points. Dijon you have no idea what your getting your fucking self in to. When I hear your little whine fests it just makes me want to ram my fist so far down.....

"Godzilla Theme" hits before going into "War Machine" Killer comes out dressed in a White T Shirt with the Harley Davidson Logo on the front, Blue Jeans and Black Boots. Killer walks down to the ring as Ninja is watching him. Killer enters the ring and gets a mic passed to him.

Killer:Excuse me for breaking up your self love fest Ninja, but the truth is that hearing you talk on and on is about as annoying as hearing Lbm. Tonight were tag team partners, and as much as I hate that idea, I have to accept it, because that little bitch Dijon screwed me out of a title. I had you tapping out and if wasnt for that downed ref and Lbms interference I'd be wearing your belt right now.

(A small Killer chant can be heard.)

Red Ninja:I was just about to get to you Killer. See last show you lost your chance to be the champion, but big boy if your still itching to get a crack at yours truly than I can pencil you in after I'm done doing my thing with Lbm.

(Killer nods.)

Killer:That could work out, but let me finish, I much as I'd like to break you in half right now. Hanging above our heads is the only reason I'm not, see Ninja tonight it is a hell in the cell match, doesn't make sense, but hey if its what they want, they'll get it. Let me jusy say the only ideas I'll be getting is how to beat the crap out of those two punks.

Red Ninja:So your saying I can reluctantly call you partner.

Killer:Yea, yea it is.

Red Ninja:Fine then, see you in the cell, partner.

(Ninja drops the mic as he heads out of the ring. Angelica gives Killer a cold glance as she follows suit. Killer stands in the ring as Legacy goes to a commercial.)

[Eric Scorpio]

Camera cuts to backstage where inside a locker room, Crazy Ash Killa and Eric Scorpio sits after their lost to the tag team champions earlier in the night.

CAK: Bro, man we lost again man.

Scorpio: I know, I know. Bro man, I can't keep doing this.

CAK: What you talking about, it's just a lost man, we'll bounce back.

Scorpio: Bro, I lost that match, and I lost our belts.

Scorpio puts his head down into his hands wipes off the sweat from his face. CAK walks up to Scorpio and puts his hand on his shoulder which is quickly brushed to his side.

CAK: Man it's all good. I don't even know why you're beating yourself over with this. So we lost, we bounce back and we go at it again.

Scorpio: You don't understand, I came back after my time off from my injuries and what? To just take these losses? To just sit here an mope on about these losses?

CAK: Bu-

Scorpio quickly rises to his feet, cutting CAK's off before even finishing his first word.

Scorpio: You know, I let those fans down, I let them down, this huge comeback and I got nothing to show for it.

CAK: We'll get those belts back.

Scorpio: I'm not talking about the belts, I'm talking about my pride. Everything looked up during my feud with Peep and Horror. Then Horror laid me out. Just like LBM laid me out as well. But I bounced back from that. Why didn't I bounce back this time?

CAK: Dude I don't really know what to say.

Scorpio: That's it, I've had it. There is nothing you can say right now. I need to do something only a few people would do.

CAK: What's that?

Scorpio rises to his feet and stares his brother in the face. He let's out a small sigh and walks towards the locker room exit. He opens the door and turns back to face CAK.

Scorpio: I need to make an announcement. I'm going to meet up with Keith Williams and tell him of my decision. See you around bro. And good luck.

CAK stares at Scorpio in confusion as Scorpio gestures his hand and heads off out of the locker room. The camera man pans back to CAK as he drops his head.

CAK: fuck...

The camera blackens out...

[Ash Strife]

Fukken Ube Death party blast over the PA as James McDaygo makes hs way down to the ring is full wrestling gear and holding his barbed wire wrapped Hurley and a mic.

McDaygo: So the powers that be don’t want to book me in a match ever since I just about took out CAK… Fine so like last week I found my own opponent and had a little unsanctioned match but this goes to what I heard last week. Peeps Champ wants an opponent for the Elite Heavyweight championship… Well the Irish Car Bomb accepts. Yes I may be a rookie but all you lousy FHT and elite fans are staring at the soon to be new Heavyweight champion.

The crowd starts to boo and a fuck you McDaygo chant starts

McDaygo: I love you too. But on the better note I am calling on all my Irish brethren to step forward and unite under one banner to cleanse this place of its impurity.

McDaygo turns and drives the Hurley into the gut of the ring announcer.

McDaygo: Peeps Champ… look at him for he will symbolize you later tonight.

McDaygo kicks the announcer in the head before walking back stage.

[tpc]

[The Peep's Assistant and The Peep's Champ are backstage in his locker room disscussing the offer James McDaygo just made]

The Peep's Assistant: Can you believe that James McDaygo wants to face you for the ELITE Heavyweight Championship

The Peep's Champ: Yeah whats hard to believe about it

The Peep's Assistant: He doesn't even deserve to be in the same area as you much more the same ring

The Peep's Champ: Apparently he thinks different and I see a lot of talent in him with a little work I believe he could be a great champion

The Peep's Assistant: Surely you don't mean a ELITE Heavyweight Champion

The Peep's Champ: Hey if your going dream then dream big other wise why are you dreaming

The Peep's Assistant: You can't seriously be thinking about facing him

The Peep's Champ: Do you have a better opponent

The Peep's Assistant: I'm still making some phone calls

The Peep's Champ: I guess its settle then tonight for the ELITE Heavyweight Championship The Peep's Champ Vs Jame McDaygo

The Peep's Assistant: But he doesn't deserve it

The Peep's Champ: As I said I see a lot of talent in him and with the right tools he can be a serious contender for any Championship

The Peep's Assistant: Listen if your looking to make a charity case outta James McDaygo and make him into a Championship contender then do it when your on job is on the line not mine

The Peep's Champ: What I thought you said he didn't deserve to be in the same ring as me now your worried I might lose the ELITE Heavyweight Championship and you'll lose your job

The Peep's Assistant: Well he could always get lucky

The Peep's Champ: Then I guess you better hope he doesn't other wise we'll have a new ELITE Heavyweight Champion and you'll be found at the unemployment line

The Peep's Assistant: But..........

The Peep's Champ: Hold that thought I have a match to compare for and would you be kind enough to set the tivo to record the main event I wouldn't want to miss Red Ninja beating two more jobbers

[The Peep's Champ picks up the ELITE Heavyweight Championship and walks outta the locker room as The Peep's Assistant is left in the locker room alone with a pissed off look on her face as the camera fades to black]

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[Ash Strife]

CAK is walking around the corner when he bumps into Blue. The two big men freeze and just stare at each other.

CAK: hey man I was looking for you.

Blue: …

CAK: Now the way I see it I owe you a title shot for Williams denying the rematch you deserved but since I don’t have that title I will give you a shot at he one I have right now.

Blue: So you are giving me a hardcore title shot as in right now?

CAK: No and not because I am afraid but I had a better idea. I have seen how much of a monster you are in the ring first hand so…

CAK pulls out a gold card and holds it out to Blue.

Blue stares at it before grabbing it.

CAK: I figured if anyone deserved the first gold card It was you.

Blue: so what is the match.

CAK: Blue you will just have to wait and see like everyone else but trust me it will be brutal.

CAK walks off and Blue lets out a chuckle.

Blue: You can’t handle my brutality kid.

Blue looks at the gold card before walking off.

Wally Wilson: CAK vs. Blue vs. five other men. Not only not knowing who CAK will pick but the match type it’s self is killing me.

A Damn: Not fast enough I see.

Legacy fades to a commercial.

[Trippy P]

The crowd comes alive, as 'Go to Sleep' hits, and Trippy P appears for the first time since FHT V. Trippy P appears to be over the beating he took at the hands of Blue at the FHT's anniversary show. He climbs into the ring, and takes a microphone.

Trippy P: Tonight's the first time ive been on Legacy in a few weeks. I'll be honest with you, at FHT V, i got my ass kicked... and the beating i took, well, it took me a while to get over. Ill give Blue all the respect in the world... i won that match, yet i still ended up in the emergency room at the hospital with internal injuries.

Ive had alot of time to think in the last few weeks, as ive been rehabbing. Alot of time for reflection for what ive achieved in my career here in the FHT. Im the only man to win the FHT Undisputed Championship five times... something Lbm can only dream of. Ive beaten every body there is to beat in the FHT... Lbm, _the j-man, "Sick" Nick, Keith Williams, Straightcurve, The Peeps Champ, Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Punisher, SaTaN... ive beaten them all! If you've been anyone in the FHT, ive made you my bitch atleast once.

And... most importantly, to me atleast... i was one of the original inductees to the FHT Hall of Fame. Try to imagine that will you.... two years ago i was inducted into the FHT Hall of Fame, and im still actively wrestling today.

Theres really very little left for me to accomplish here in the FHT. Thats why... next week, ill be in action here on Legacy, and after the match, ill be making an announcement regarding my career here in the Fn Hardcore Territory.

Trippy P drops the microphone, and heads backstage

Wally Wilson: Wow, are you thinking what im thinking A-damn?

A-Damn: No?!......... retirement?.... It cant be...

Wally Wilson: I dont like to think about it either, but im really struggling to think what else he could possibly mean...

[tpc]

["Fukken uber Death Party" by Hanzel and Gretyl blasts over the PA to heat from the crowd as James McDaygo steps threw the curtain he is carrying a barbed wire wrapped hurley that he lifts up in the air to huge heat from the crowd before he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring where he again holds up the barbed wire wrapped hurley in the middle of the ring to more heat from the fans before he exits the ring and wait for his opponent]

Wally Wilson: James McDaygo looks focus for this match

["Stitches" By Allele blasts over the PA to a massive pop from the fans as The Peep's Champ steps threw the curtain wearing the ELITE Heavyweight Championship and The Peep's Assistant follows she tries to walk past him but he put his arm out to stop her he points out at his peeps as he stares at them before he spites down at The Peep's Assistant's feet as she stands there grossed out he walks ahead of her with a smile on his face he slides under the bottom rope as she makes her way down the ramp and stops at the ring The Peep's Champ climbs up to the second turnbuckle and once again points out to his peeps and stares to a massive pop before he looks down at James McDaygo and spites at him]

Gary King: Thats not going go over good with James McDaygo

[James McDaygo quickly gets into the ring and starts after The Peep's Champ with the barbed wire wrapped hurley but Harry Hebner quickly stops him and takes it away before The Peep's Champ hands him the ELITE Heavyweight Championship Harry Hebner shows it to James McDaygo and the fans before he hands it to a member of the ring crew and the bell sounds]

A-Damn Hater: The Peep's Champ was lucky that Harry Hebner could stop James McDaygo but now there is no one to protect him

[The Peep's Champ and James McDaygo circle the ring before James McDaygo puts his hand up for The Peep's Champ to tie up with him The Peep's Champ starts to but at the last second pulls back has he rubs his right hand that he presently took a cast off of James McDaygo starts toward him but is meet with a kick to the gut The Peep's Champ then starts backing him up to the ropes with stiff right hand chops]

Wally Wilson: The Peep's Champ made James McDaygo think his arm was still in pain and got the early advantage in this match

[The Peep's Champ irish whips James McDaygo into the ropes and as he bounces off he's meet with another stiff right hand chop from The Peep's Champ but James McDaygo is quickly back up and quickly knocked back down with another right hand chop again he quickly gets up and The Peep's Champ nails him with a reverse atomic drop followed by a powerslam The Peep's Champ climbs up to the top THE PEEP'S STOMP]

Gary King: The Peep's Champ just hit one of his trademark moves this one could be over

[The Peep's Champ doesn't go for the cover instead he goes over to the corner and starts making some noise as James McDaygo slowly gets up holding his chest and as he turns THE START but James McDaygo drops down at the last second avoiding it and he slides out of the ring to catch his breath The Peep's Champ climbs to the top turnbuckle and starts playing to the fans to a massive pop]

A-Damn Hater: What is he doing he should be more focus in this match

[Unexpected The Peep's Champ jumps from the top onto James McDaygo on the outside as Harry Hebner starts his count 1 2 3 The Peep's Champ is back up 4 5 he picks James McDaygo up and irish whips him into the steel steps 6 7 8 9 he picks James McDaygo back up and tosses him into the ring and follows behind him and makes the cover 1 2.......James McDaygo kicks out]

Wally Wilson: That unexpected leap almost gave The Peep's Champ the win

[The Peep's Champ picks James McDaygo half way up as he backs up into the ropes and appears to be measuring James McDaygo's head The Peep's Champ runs toward him and goes to kick him in the head but instead James McDaygo raises up and avoids it as The Peep's Champ turns back around he is nailed with a samoan drop James McDaygo quickly nails him with a leg drop followed by another before going for the cover 1 2.......The Peep's Champ kicks out]

Gary King: James McDaygo has taken control of this match

[James McDaygo pulls The Peep's Champ up and nails him with a double short arm clothesline but The Peep's Champ quickly gets up and is nailed with another double short arm clothesline as The Peep's Champ gets back up for the second time James McDaygo springboards off the top rope with a huge diving clothesline he quickly makes the cover 1 2.........The Peep's Champ kicks out]

A-Damn Hater: James McDaygo has turn it up in this match and is taking it to The Peep's Champ

[James McDaygo grabs The Peep's Champ's right hand and yanks it up he nails him with some short shoulder blocks as he keeps a hold of The Peep's Champ hand before he twists The Peep's Champ arm and backs up to the corner where he climbs to the top James McDaygo walks the ropes before he jumps off nailing The Peep's Champ with a tornado ddt he again quickly makes the cover 1 2..........The Peep's Champ nearly doesn't kick out]

Wally Wilson: James McDaygo almost won the ELITE Heavyweight Championship after that move

[James McDaygo asks Harry Hebner if that was 3 before he hits The Peep's Champ with a few stomps and signals that its over as he walks over to the corner and climbs up to the top and appears to be going for BARLEY MOWE but The Peep's Champ grabs a hold of Harry Hebner and pulls him in James McDaygo's way The Peep's Assistant get on the apron and knock James McDaygo's feet from under him causing him to straddle the top rope she quickly hops down before Harry Hebner and The Peep's Champ sees her]

Gary King: Why did she do that she had no business

[The Peep's Champ pulls him self up by using Harry Hebner he sees James McDaygo straddle on the top rope and he nails him with THE START James McDaygo nearly falls to the outside but The Peep's Champ pulls him back forward he places James McDaygo's head on his shoulder as he pulls him out and nails him with a reverse stunner but he doesn't go for the cover instead he goes over to the corner and starts making some noise and The Peep's Assistant doesn't look pleased]

A-Damn Hater: What is he doing why didn't he go for the cover

[The Peep's Champ keeps making noise until James McDaygo slowly starts to make it to his feet with help from the ropes he slowly turns around THE START but James McDaygo catches The Peep's Champ foot and yanks him in and nails him with a belly to belly over the top rope and The Peep's Champ hits hard on the outside of the ring and both men are down]

Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Wally Wilson: What a reversal by James McDaygo both man are down

[Harry Hebner starts his count 1 2 3 4 5 still not movement from either men 6 7 8 9 10 James McDaygo slowly starts to get back up still no moment from The Peep's Champ 11 12 13 James McDaygo makes it to his feet but is still trying to catch his breath 14 15 16 The Peep's Champ kips up to a huge pop from the crowd but he stumbles back into fan railing 17 18 he makes his way back over to the ring 19 he starts to get in but The Peep's Assistant grabs a hold of his foot 20 the bell rings]

Erik Knights: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY COUNT OUT JAMES MCDAYGO

Gary King: The Peep's Assistant just coast The Peep's Champ his match

[The Peep's Champ can't believe it as he drops down to his knees still hurting from the pain as The Peep's Assistant quickly brings him his ELITE Heavyweight Championship showing him that he's still the champ as she tries to help him up but he pushes her away and makes his way up the ramp with the ELITE Heavyweight Championship as The Peep's Assistant slowly follows behind]

A-Damn Hater: What is he doing The Peep's Assistant just save him his ELITE Heavyweight Championship

[Harry Hebner raises a pissed off Jame's McDaygo's hand because he's not the ELITE Heavyweight Champion as you start to hear a clap from the top of the ramp as everyone looks up there to see that The Peep's Champ is still standing on the stage with a mic in hand]

Wally Wilson: The Peep's Champ appears to have something to say

The Peep's Champ: James McDaygo good job I knew you had the skills but you still have things to learn and you just learned your first lesson in wrestling 101 just because your hand is raised your name is announced doesn't mean your the winner

[The Peep's Champ raises the ELITE Heavyweight Championship for everyone to see as James McDaygo starts at him but Harry Hebner stops him]

The Peep's Champ: Don't worry James McDaygo because you get your second chance on the next Monday Night Legacy and they will be no count out so good luck

Gary King: The Peep's Champ is going give James McDaygo a second chance

[The Peep's Champ looks at The Peep's Assistant before he drops the mic and goes behind the curtain and The Peep's Assistant slowly follows as the camera fades to black showing James McDaygo with a huge smile on his face][/b][/i][/center]

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

RED NINJA'S LOCKER ROOM[/color]

The camera cuts backstage to the locker room area of the FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja as he is taping his fists moments away from the hugely spectacular main event which will see him and Killer face off against Lbm & Dark Angel inside a Hell in a Cell. Suddenly the FHT Undisputed Champ is disturbed by one F'N Legend, Lbm![/color]

Red Ninja: You've got a fucking nerve to show your face in here!

Lbm: Chill Ninjee! Chill! I'm not here to start a fight. I just here to say that oh my gawd Red Ninja in an actual match with actual big name talent that might actually be hard to predict tonite. I never thought I'd see the day! This right here man - this is progress!

Red Ninja: You see thats where I differ - see I'm thinking that tonite I fighting two of the biggest no name sons a bitches that ever walked into this company!

Lbm: Awww.... Ain't that cute! Well if thats what you wanna think - then I'll let you. No Red I just wanted to call in here right now and say thank you because Red mang without you - this whole unretirement/next FHT Undisputed Champion thing for me - it wouldn't have been possible. I mean I am so pumped that I am gonna be the next FHT Undisputed Champion. This is amazing! It's almost like a dream!

Red Ninja: Now your always trying to be funny unsuccessfully but hahaha... that time Lbm you nailed it. Thats funny! You really think you can beat me?

Lbm: What? Red are you high or something? Red Ninja I am gonna beat you at FHT Future. After three years I am gonna be once again FHT Undisputed Champion and geez christ - them FHT good ole boys are gonna shit themselves cause I'm gonna be on top of the mountain once again! Listen Red I'm sure your a nice guy and all - but lets face it - you aint championship materal. Stick you in a meaningless mid card feud with some nobody and I'm sure it fills a spot in the card - but do you really think you belong on the top of the card?

Red I gotta be honest with you... I have never been more confident about something in my life. I am a former four time Fht Undisputed Champion destined to make that a record five times this year. You can put me in all your fancy moves you want on the ppv - but I'm just gonna fucking counter and reverse each and every one of them and Red mang I'm sorry - I'm just gonna kick your fucking ass.

Red Ninja: You don't got to be sorry to me Lbm! You see tonite in that Hell in a Cell - we're gonna lock up. And when we do I'm gonna pound you, I'm gonna beat you and fuck am I gonna hurt you. BUT... I am gonna leave just enough of you - to make it to that ppv at which I swear to you on my life - I will defeat you and defeat you with ease. You are a pussy piece of shit Lbm and I look forward to FHT Future when I show you up in front of the entire ppv world.

Now do me a favor - get the fuck out of my locker room and get the fuck out of my face. I'll see you inside Hell in a Cell!

[scene ends]

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

THE MAIN EVENT
HELL IN A CELL

RED NINJA
& KILLER
-vs-
DARK ANGEL
& LBM

_____________________________________________________________________________

The lights in the arena go down as only the ring is illuminated as the ominious hell in a cell structure hanging all night from the rooftops begins to be lowered down. The fans cheer as the huge FHT/ELITE version of Hell in a Cell touches down on the concrete area covering a large portion of ringside. Technicians check it to see everything is in order as long time ELITE daredevil referee Leon Spinx checks everything is secure.[/color]

Wally Wilson: You can feel the anticipation here live tonite of what we are about to see! Four of the biggest names in FHT/ELITE history. On one side the most dominant former ELITE Heavyweight Champion and the winner of the famed Ultimate ELITE tournament Killer teaming with his old tag team partner and arguably one of the most dominant FHT Undisputed Champions of all time Red Ninja!

Gary King: On the other unquestionably the best wrestler in ELITE never to wear a championship - the very smart student of the game Dark Angel and his partner... well he's done it all - the former 2x ELITE Heavyweight Champion and 4x FHT Undisputed Champion and he could be again at FHT Future!

Wally Wilson: But Lbm hasn't wrestled a proper match since July of last year - I ain't counting that farce last week. And Dark Angel well - he ain't wrestled for about the same amount of time. And there against two stalwarts in the form of Red Ninja and Killer!

Gary King: Okay I'll agree with you Wally. Lbm and Dark Angel haven't been active in that ring in a long time. But they took time and healed up. They refocused and by what we've seen from them thus far this year - they both have that desire and passion back for this sport. Who knows what niggling injuries Red Ninja and Killer have out here tonite!

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...

The immortal music of The F'N Legend that has been with him over his five year career connected with FHT/ELITE. The crazy ass pyrotechnics explode all over the aisle way as Lbm steps out from the brightness standing side by side with Dark Angel. Both men look pumped up and in great shape as they make their way down the aisle and step inside the huge steel structure.

Lbm is wearing the long forgotten FHT Japan Championship belt which he "won" last week in the match with Yellowy Purple Ninja. He takes the belt off and hands it to the time keeper. He examines the sides of the cage as Dark Angel steps into the ring and does the middle finger at fans who are calling him "ASSHOLE".[/color]

Wally Wilson: Both men ELITE heros no doubt but both now hated by this crowd for their controversial at times actions!

Gary King: It pisses me off the disrespect both these men get. Lbm and Dark Angel have done so much for ELITE and to hear these fans get on like this!

Makai Club Theme hits...

The fans are upstanding as the FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja's music hits and him and Killer stand together on the ramp way looking to the ring. Red holds up his FHT Undisputed Championship to the fans who cheer Red Ninja sheerly out of respect for all his accomplishments. Killer stands there looking as intense as ever with sweat already piercing down his face as he looks ready to go here tonite!

They begin walking straight for the Hell in a Cell structure as inside the ring Lbm looks paniced somewhat and Dark Angel paces. Red Ninja takes off his belt prior to entering the cage while Killer has to lower his head to get through the doorway. As they stand ringside within the confounds of the Cell the door is padlocked behind them.

Killer jumps up on the apron followed by Red Ninja. Killer steps over the ropes while Ninja goes under the top rope. They both stand in the centre of the ring as Lbm with a cutting t-shirt that reads "RED NINJA IS A VIRGIN" emblazoned on it seems uneasy. Leon Spinx gives both men last minute instructions inside the ring as the crowd chant "NINJA... KILLER... NINJA... KILLER"[/color]

Wally Wilson: The biggest main event in Monday Night Legacy history is upon. Tag team Hell in a Cell with four huge calibre opponents! We are live on The Wrestling Channel - stay with us... We've got our last commercial break to take here!!!