Post by Absolute Horror on Jul 21, 2007 17:23:36 GMT -5
*Evolution cuts backstage where we find NIN Horror being attended to by doctors. NIN is strapped to some kind of device for his back, while a doctor stitches up his head. NIN is sipping down a SonicTM Blue Coconut Slush as Shalonda walks into the scene with a mic in hand. *
Shalonda: NIN Horror, we’ve just learned that next week on FHT Superstars you’ll be teaming up with The Peep's Champ to take on Eric Scorpio. Can we get your opinion on the matter?
*The doctor finishes up on NIN and leaves the scene. NIN takes a sip from his drink and looks at Shalonda, (NIN’s tongue is blue.) *
NIN: Well Shalonda if this first match is any indication to the rest of the series then I’m going to need some vacation time when it’s all said and done. If that’s how well TPC and Scorpio work together then I wouldn’t count on the next match being much more than a pier-sixer. TPC and me have been at it for the last three months, he doesn’t care about winning or losing Shalonda. But I’m sure Scorpio’s going to want a big enough piece of him to make sure the match actually takes place to some degree.
Shalonda: NIN-
NIN: Daredevil Champion NIN Horror, if you don’t mind.
Shalonda: Daredevil Champion NIN Horror, you won a very hard fought match tonight, despite being down two vs. one, do you think Eric Scorpio will have similar luck next week?
NIN: First of all Shalonda, it wasn’t luck, second of all, no. I am the greatest athlete, the greatest wrestler, the greatest fighter either of these two companies has ever seen. My skill is unrivaled, that’s why I won tonight, and that’s why Scorpio won’t win next week. He couldn’t even beat me with the help of the Necro Butcher tonight, so just how do you think he can beat me when he the odds are staked against him? And let’s be reasonable Shalonda, just how much more punishment do you think that jaw of his can take before it completely shatters?
Shalonda: Mr. Champion, Eric Scorpio sounded pretty confident when I spoke to him a few moments ago, do you think he might have a few tricks up his sleeves?
NIN: Well that Scorpio’s a pretty decent young wrestler, I’ll give him that. Nowhere near as good as myself, obviously, but with his skills he could probably be somebody one day. His biggest handicap right now, no pun intended, is his goodie-two-shoes stance. He had the right idea with that low blow tonight, unfortunately for him, he only seems to wise up and take short cuts if his back is to the corner. I’ll have to keep my eye on that Scorpio though, he’s probably itching to pay me back for his jaw. I don’t think he’s really looking to win next week, I’d bet he’s going to try and make a statement. Let’s just hope it’s not at my expense Shalonda.
Shalonda: Haha, well you heard it hear first folks. So be sure to tune in next week to FHT Superstars to see the exiting continuation of this feud.
*Evolution cuts to commercials as NIN sips some more of his drink. *
Shalonda: NIN Horror, we’ve just learned that next week on FHT Superstars you’ll be teaming up with The Peep's Champ to take on Eric Scorpio. Can we get your opinion on the matter?
*The doctor finishes up on NIN and leaves the scene. NIN takes a sip from his drink and looks at Shalonda, (NIN’s tongue is blue.) *
NIN: Well Shalonda if this first match is any indication to the rest of the series then I’m going to need some vacation time when it’s all said and done. If that’s how well TPC and Scorpio work together then I wouldn’t count on the next match being much more than a pier-sixer. TPC and me have been at it for the last three months, he doesn’t care about winning or losing Shalonda. But I’m sure Scorpio’s going to want a big enough piece of him to make sure the match actually takes place to some degree.
Shalonda: NIN-
NIN: Daredevil Champion NIN Horror, if you don’t mind.
Shalonda: Daredevil Champion NIN Horror, you won a very hard fought match tonight, despite being down two vs. one, do you think Eric Scorpio will have similar luck next week?
NIN: First of all Shalonda, it wasn’t luck, second of all, no. I am the greatest athlete, the greatest wrestler, the greatest fighter either of these two companies has ever seen. My skill is unrivaled, that’s why I won tonight, and that’s why Scorpio won’t win next week. He couldn’t even beat me with the help of the Necro Butcher tonight, so just how do you think he can beat me when he the odds are staked against him? And let’s be reasonable Shalonda, just how much more punishment do you think that jaw of his can take before it completely shatters?
Shalonda: Mr. Champion, Eric Scorpio sounded pretty confident when I spoke to him a few moments ago, do you think he might have a few tricks up his sleeves?
NIN: Well that Scorpio’s a pretty decent young wrestler, I’ll give him that. Nowhere near as good as myself, obviously, but with his skills he could probably be somebody one day. His biggest handicap right now, no pun intended, is his goodie-two-shoes stance. He had the right idea with that low blow tonight, unfortunately for him, he only seems to wise up and take short cuts if his back is to the corner. I’ll have to keep my eye on that Scorpio though, he’s probably itching to pay me back for his jaw. I don’t think he’s really looking to win next week, I’d bet he’s going to try and make a statement. Let’s just hope it’s not at my expense Shalonda.
Shalonda: Haha, well you heard it hear first folks. So be sure to tune in next week to FHT Superstars to see the exiting continuation of this feud.
*Evolution cuts to commercials as NIN sips some more of his drink. *
