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Post by robert on Sept 14, 2012 11:28:55 GMT -5
We once again go backstage to Robert Gordon, who is looking quite stressed out. Ferguson is in the process of being chewed out.
Gordon: First off, who is Joseph Levison and what is he doing here?
Ferguson: He's a noted film critic.
Gordon: So? All of the suddenly, a noted film critic arrives and the production monkeys start fawning over him?
Ferguson: Uh sir, he is noted for scathing reviews of film, including most of the WWE Studio's productions.
Gordon: Listen, Ferguson. Anybody and I mean anybody can be a film critic in this day in age. All I need is a blog, some obscure movie references, and comedy that I find funny and BAM! I'm on Rotten Tomatillos .
Ferguson: I believe that you're talking about Rotten Tomatoes.
Gordon: How many times have I told you to shut up?
Ferguson: Twenty-three times, sir.
Gordon: Twenty-three? I was aiming for a higher count. Also, I is Trey Spurance still here?
Ferguson: Yes, he is quite angry.
Gordon: Crap. Did you get him a match, yet?
Ferguson: Sir, I don't have that power, you do.
Gordon ponders for a moment.
Gordon: Well, now I'm giving you the task of finding him a match for tonight or next week. If you don't, then I'll have Keith Williams book you against Trey Spurance at the Supershow.
Ferguson: Sir, I don't know how to wrest-
Gordon: DON'T SAY THAT WORD IN MY PRESENCE. I don't care about whether or not you're a trained sports entertainer. Do you think that Trey wants to term that shall not be used in my presence, because it'll be a hardcore match. I don't care if you book one of LBM's inbred children. Speaking of that, where is the midget?
Ferguson: He was given the week off to be with family.
Gordon: And I assume that you gave him the day?
Ferguson: I did sir, felt quite sympathetic for him.
Gordon: For your sympathy, I'm fining him.........ONE MILLION DOLLARS AND TWENTY-SIX CENTS. In fact, you're not getting paid either. In fact, I'm sending you home.
A very loud knock on the door is heard, and a familiar Texas voice is heard.
Austin: Lemme in, ya mealy mouth bastard.
Gordon looks at Ferguson.
Gordon: You heard him, let him in.
Ferguson slowly approaches the door as we go to break.
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Post by robert on Sept 14, 2012 12:00:25 GMT -5
Ferguson opens the door as Gordon ducks under-neath the desk. Austin walks in as Ferguson follows. Gordon (From underneath the desk):Is he armed? Ferguson: No. Gordon comes out from underneath the desk, dusting himself off. Gordon: Sorry bout that, lost my contact lenses for a moment. How's Debra, Steve? Austin: It get's very silent for a moment. Gordon: So,...uh what can I help you with? Austin: You damn sure know what I want. Sick Nick comes out, issues the challenge and he isn't even in the building this week. You know that' horseshit Gordon. Gordon: Well, I can't do anyth- Austin: UH AH! Quite with whatever bullshit yer going to spew out, getting on the little phone of yours and get Sick Nick to this damn building. Gordon: There's a problem with that...I don't know where he is. Nobody know's where he is, except himself. He doesn't have an e-mail, he has no phone, and I'm pretty sure he just gives random people his twitter password. Austin: So you're telling me that a certified billionaire can't be found? Gordon: In a way, yes. Now, before you get that cross bow of yours and try to recreate The Hunger Games, I should note that I ca- Gordon is interrupted as Austin grabs him by the tie of Gordon and pulls on it, choking Gordon with it. Gordon: (THROUGH MUDDLED BREATHS): YOU'RE CHOKING ME. Austin let's go as Gordon begins wheezing. Gordon: In the interest of fairness, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones, and I'm going to ignore what just happened. If you do strike me again, I can have you fired. Also, I ask that you do not carry any weapons that can possibly maim me or Ferguson. Actually, just me. Austin: What in the hell are you talking about? Gordon: The cross-bow that Ferguson told me about. Austin begins to smile as he leaves, but turns to Gordon. Austin: I never had a cross-bow you dumb bastard, I knew that you wouldn't have the balls to see me man-to-man. You always were the coward of the group. Austin leaves and slams the door as Gordon glares at Ferguson. Gordon: Ferguson, did you bother to follow-up on the RUMOR that he had a cross-bow? Ferguson: Did not, sir. Gordon gets up, and then grabs Ferguson the the collar of his jacket and throws him out of of the room. Gordon smiles as we go to break.
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Post by Keith Williams on Sept 14, 2012 14:46:51 GMT -5
We cut to a bar scene. We find Keith Williams sitting at the bar looking into a almost empty glass of some kind of whiskey. The bartender is standing behind the bar washing out a glass with a cloth towel. There is country music playing in the background. In one corner of the bar there is a few biker type guys shooting pool. Keith looks up at the tv which is showing a live feed of Legacy.He then looks back down at his glass and finishes what is left in it. The bartender walks over.
Bartender: Another one?
Keith Williams: Yea. And while you are at it, turn off that tv. I came here to forget about that place.
The bartender walks towards the tv and turns it off. He then grabs a bottle of whiskey and begins to pour some into Keiths' glass.
Biker: Hey! Who do you think you are? We were watching that.
Keith Williams: Shows over. Next time you might want to actually buy tickets to the event instead of mooching off the live feed.
The biker starts to head towards Keith when another one of the bikers stop him.
Biker #2: Leave him. He is just a broken down has been. Not worth the time.
Keith takes a drink of his whiskey when a hand appears on his shoulder.
Keith Williams: Look bub, if you are looking for a autograph, I'm not in the mood tonight.
Keith turns around to see Nina Wagner standing in front of him! Keith turns back around to face the bar and takes another drink.
Keith Williams: A little too young to be in a place like this, ain't you?
Nina Wagner: Yea...that's what the bouncer said. But I told him I was with you and he let me in.
Keith smirks and lets out a small chuckle
Keith Williams: That's Ron for you. One of these days, stunts like that will get him fired or worst. Let me guess, LBM sent you here. Must have a stipulation that he wants added to his match vs J.C. and figured he get it by sending in a pretty face.
Nina sits down in the empty seat by Keith.
Nina Wagner: Actually LBM has no idea that I am here. If he did, he might freak out.He's in California right now attending to family business.
Keith Williams: So if you're not here for LBM, then what are you doing in here? Wouldn't picture this as your typical hang out scene.
Nina Wagner: I've come to see whats wrong.
Keith Williams: You've been around tonight. You see the disrespect everyone was giving me. I had to get away.
Nina Wagner: Not about tonight. About why you been acting the way you have for the past few months.
Keith Williams: Nothing wrong. Just been showing my true self the past few months. Some of us aren't born to wear the white hat. And when you grow up some, you'll realize that.
Nina Wagner: Phewey
Keith Williams: Phewey? chuckles Look kid, it best if you just get up and go back to the arena.
Keith finishes his drink and motions to the bartender for a refill.
Nina Wagner: Look I know something has to be up. Growing up in California, my parents forbid me from watching FHT. They felt that it would have a negative effect on me. But whenever I would have a sleep over at my best friends house, she would have tapes of FHT.
Right now you are picking fights over twitter with "sick"nick and "Stone cold", but when i watched those tapes, you were great friends with them. I remember seeing Austin pick you with the #1 pick for his show cause he saw something in you. I remember watching the infamous Smackdown show. You were having the time of your life with Austin and Nick.
You talk about not getting any respect. But back then you had the respect of the whole locker room. Nobody thought about crossing you and being able to get away with it. Somethings happened to you between One Last show and when you beat Robert Gordon to win back FHT from the McMahons.
Biker #1: Hey Baby! What are you doing wasting your time with Grandpa over there? Come over here! This is where the party is at!
Keith looks over at the bikers and then turns back to his drink. He takes another drink.
Keith Williams: Nothings change kid. I'm the same person I've always been.
Nina Wagner: I don't believe that. The guy that I use to watch on those tapes wouldn't be sitting here in a bar when there is a wrestling event going on. That same guy wouldn't let Robert Gordon run something that isn't his.
Keith Williams: Look kid...I'm sure that you think that by coming in here and saying all these words that somehow I will see the light and renounce my evil ways, but it isn't going to happen. You can't save someone that doesn't want to be saved.
Just then one of the bikers makes there way over and grabs Nina by the arm.
Biker #1: Come on babe! Leave grandpa to his drink.
The biker pulls Nina off her seat and drags her over to where the bikers are. Keith finishes off his drink. He then takes off his cowboy hat and lays it on the bar. The camera picks up a smile on Keith's face.
Keith Williams: Oh this is gonna be fun....
scene fades to black
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Post by Alexei Mikhail Petrovich on Sept 14, 2012 17:55:39 GMT -5
Legacy returns from a commercial with the bar already in tatters and wreckage everywhere. Everyone else has fled the bar. Three of the bikers are down and out, as well as the bouncer but there are 6 left and Keith Williams is bruised and battered. He is leaning against the bar and breathing heavily, trying to catch his wind.
Biker Leader- Well, well well, seems like we done caught someone who likes to bite off more than he can chew. At least he likes to fight, ain't no fun beating the crap out of punks who don't fight back. Hell, even your girls hit harder than most men around here. Still, reckon its about time we get going and I think you're going to go with us. So you got two choices, either come with us willingly and get your ass kicked in the parking lot, or get your ass beat here and then come back for a repeat later on, what's it going to be grandpa?
Keith just grabs the last shot of whiskey on the bar, downs the shot and then throws the glass down to the floor.
Keith- Bring it on you shit for brains eunuch.
Biker- They always choose the hard way, boys finis-
Suddenly he is interrupted by someone knocking on the door.
Biker Leader- Who the fuck? I thought Billy was supposed to keep people from getting in. Boys, finish him off while I find out which dumbass needs a new broken bone.
He goes to open the door when suddenly it flies off its hinges, knocking him down to the floor with Alexei landing on top of the door and him. He takes advantage of his position to lay down a few good shots on the collapsed biker leader, knocking him out of the fight.
Alexei- Candygram for Mongo!
The other 5 men just look at him a bit dumbfounded before Keith takes advantage and lays one out with a surprise hay maker. This breaks the pause and the fight is back on with a vigor, Keith getting a second wind and laying into everyone he can see. Alexei soon joins him and the two gleefully begin to dismantle the remaining bikers, with bodies flying everywhere. Keith manages to get a solid hit to the solar plexus on one of them and as he bends over heaving, smashes his face into one of the tables. On the other side, one of the bikers gets chucked out the window, with the glass shattering and landing on the pavement with a sickening thud. It does not take much more to deal with the remaining three and soon all the men are down. In the meanwhile, the biker who started all of this has recovered a bit and has gotten up to his knees.
Biker- Buncha crazy sons of bitches.
He begins to crawl out before he ends up at the feet of Nina Wagner, who had been giving the biker stationed outside a solid kick in the balls to make sure he stayed down after Alexei took him out
Nina- Miss me already?
He is unable to respond before a vicious buzzsaw kick caves his face in, breaking his nose with a loud crack. She entered the bar with a definite swagger and the way she walked would have made even Sasha Sweet jealous. Alexei and Keith are taken aback to say the least.
Alexei- Half your age plus seven old man, half your age plus seven.
Keith- Ain't like you got a shot anyway.
Nina- Seems like we got here right in the nick of time, what does that make us?
Alexei- Big damn heroes miss.
Nina- Ain't we just. Always wanted to say that.
Alexei- Same here.
Keith- Dear God I got my sorry hide saved by a bunch of nerds. Anyway, what can I do you for, want some crazy stipulation or something? Don't think you fought another man's fight cause you particularly liked me.
Alexei- Nah, ain't got a match because Logan did not show up tonight so found myself with nothing to do, was sitting outside reading a book on a park bench when I saw the pretty lady come sprinting by. Anyway, got the info on what was happening and felt like I ought to pitch in a bit.
Keith- Why? I mean, I've put you through more than your fair share of hell lately.
Alexei- Well, you sign my pay check for one, which does endear you to me a bit. But when it comes down to it, you may be a double crossing, backstabbing son of a bitch. But your a Legacy double crossing backstabbing son of a bitch and that counts for something. Plus, I'm a sucker for a cute girl in need of help.
Keith- I dunno if its the fact that I am half drunk. Or mostly drunk. Or its the repeated hits to the head. But somehow I find what you just said oddly complimentary.
Nina- I don't think you're the pretty lady he's talking about.
Keith- Missy, have you seen this figure? Legions of women would sacrifice their family to be half as sexy as me.
He laughs a bit and then winces as his body begins to feel the after effects of the fight.
Alexei- So, what do we do now?
Keith- Drink while we wait for the police and ambulances to show up.
Nina- What about the bar, are we going to get sued?
Keith- Do you know how long FHT has been trashing this bar? They probably have insurance just for us. So what'll it be folks?
Alexei- Seltzer water and lime, I'll pour.
Nina- Sherry Temple.
Keith just looks at them incredulously.
Nina- I'm 19.
Alexei- I'm 20.
Keith- Jesus Christ, who was the dumbass who stocked our promotion with kids? Oh right, well seems like this calls for alcohol to dull the pain of knowing I've been hiring all these thorns in my side. Jack Daniels for me.
Alexei goes behind the bar and starts preparing the drinks as the three fighters wile the time away recounting old stories and laughing off their troubles.
Legacy fades to black.
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Post by communistpartay on Sept 14, 2012 18:18:39 GMT -5
Kristin Ricci- Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, the communist partay.
The two Russian wrestlers walk up to her in their ring gear. Tantsovov is in long red pants with a golden hammer and sickle on each leg and a disco ball on the rear. Muzykov is in dark green trunks and has a red star on his back. The size difference is staggering, with Tantsovov looking like a bulkier dancer while Muzykov is bear like.
Kristin- So, the question buzzing around this week is, who exactly are you guys?
Tantsovov- We're socialist band of blini lovers.
Muzykov- And that's not all that we love.
Tantsovov- We also love dancing
Muzykov- Pretty girls.
Tantsovov- More dancing.
Muykov- Music.
Tantsovov- Dancing.
Muzykov- Working class.
Tantsovov- And dancing with pretty working class girls to good music.
Muzykov- We do it all.
Tantosovov- Because I'm Tantosovov and I bring heat.
Muzykov- I'm Muzykov, and I bring beat....down.
Together- And we are:
Angelica Demonica- Our next victims. We don't care who you are, or where the hell you are from, come one come all, you're going to take a fall.
Suddenly the Wild Childs walk up and interrupt them
Brody- Dance all you want, in a few minutes you'll be in the ring with the toughest tag team in the world, so strike up the last tune because the band ain't going to be called back for an encore.
Zero- See you guys soon.
They walk off.
Tantsovov- Those guys really need to let loose and dance bit, so much pent up unhealthy energy, can't be good for you.
Muzykov- That is as true as revolution.
Tantosovov- Let's go, my brother.
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Post by communistpartay on Sept 15, 2012 12:31:57 GMT -5
Eric Knight- Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a tag team match set for one fall. Introducing first, from the Dance Floor Soviet Socialist Republic, weighing in at a combined weight of 526 pounds, The Communist Partay!
Brooks- Great, another infusion of idiotic Slavs into this company, just what we need.
King- Oh shut up and dance.
The initial menacing strains of the theme spook the audience a bit, but suddenly as it transitions into Wild Cherry's funky beat, the atmosphere in the arena lifts a bit and soon most of the fanbase is starting to dance a bit and get into the spirit of things. The Communist Partay themselves are happy to join is as the handsome Tantsovov boogies down to the ring stopping only to kiss women on the cheek. Meanwhile, Muzykov is a bit slower but he walks down to the ring with a light step, singing along to the song along with anyone who knows the lyrics. However, they are barely halfway down to the ring when suddenly the Wild Childs run out! Brody and Zero are carrying chairs and before the Russians can react, they are both nailed in the back by the ferocious tag team. Angelica Demonica, looking fine as always shouts out orders from the top of the ramp as the team steadily dismantles the Russians with a horrendous beat they only pause to double team Muzykov and ram him into the barrier in front of the first row of seats, before throwing Tantosovov into the ring.
Brooks- God this is the funniest thing I have seen all night, USA! USA! USA!
The lean dancer is barely able to get up before he is roughly Irish whipped to the ropes and as he comes back, Brody tosses him into the air with a huge flapjack and Zero nails him on the downward slope with a huge complete shot. The Russians are out and there is carnage everywhere, with Muzykov bravely trying to get to his feet, bleeding heavily. Angelica Demonica takes the mic.
Angelica- Ladies and gentlemen, we are tired of jokes. We are tired of kid acts meant for some lame laughs. We are tired of never having competition. We are tired of being overlooked! So this is the new rule of the tag team division. We make the rules and we are only going to make one. Kill or be killed. So, Russian boys, tell you what. If you are medically cleared to compete and knowing my boys you won't be, we'll see you at Legacy Supershow 5. Of course, this assumes that you are able to beat a tag team of our choosing next week. The Wild Childs are a cut above the rest and you can't just run around demanding a match without paying the price.
Zero- You wanted to call us out last week? Well you got us, I hope it was worth it.
Brody- And I really, really hope you guys are as stupid as you look, because only an idiot would want to face us at the Supershow and God I love hitting stupid people.
Angelica- The Wild Childs are here and they are here to stay. So get used to the premier tag team in Legacy running rampant because there is nobody who can stop us. So, if you have the guts, see you boys at the Supershow.
King- Our boss is in a bar brawl and Gordon can't seem to keep everything under control, what is happening to legacy?
Brooks- I don't know, but we will find out soon enough, as Heavy Metal Snail and Red Ninja fight it out in the main event, coming up next!
Legacy goes to commercial.
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Post by Heavy Metal Snail on Sept 15, 2012 23:03:41 GMT -5
Gary King: Well Greg, it's certainly been an interesting show tonight.
Gregory Brooks: But now it's time to end it with our impromptu main event.
Gary King: That's right, we have the Young Lion of Legacy, Heavy Metal Snail, taking on the World Champion Red Ninja. If Snail wins, Keith Williams might consider him for a shot at the world title.
Gregory Brooks: Let's stop wasting time and go on straight to the...
Gregory Brooks' words were cut off by the familiar sound of "Man With a Harmonica" comes on over the loudspeakers. The crowd immediately starts booing as Robert Gordon steps out onto the entrance ramp.
Erick Knights: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the guest commentator for this match, the Number 1 Contender for the Legacy World Wrestling Championship, ROBERT GORDON!
Gregory Brooks: Well this sure is a treat! The Man of Truth and Honesty himself is going to grace us with his presence here at the booth!
Gary King: Yes, a treat.
Robert Gordon waves to some fans at ringside, all of whom would have him tarred and feathered the instant security was off the premises. After taking some time to preen to the crowd, Gordon made his way to the commentary booth and donned his headset.
Gregory Brooks: Robert Gordon, it is such an honor to have you here with us in the booth.
Robert Gordon: It's my pleasure Gregory. Gary.
Gary King: What are you doing out here?
Robert Gordon: Why do I need a reason? I'm simply here to watch this "exciting" main event we have lined up.
Gary King: But...you're not a commentator.
Robert Gordon: I do better than you.
Before Gary King could mend his wounded pride, the familiar sound of The Trooper echoed throughout the arena. The crowd, mainly the kids, went up in cheers as Heavy Metal Snail strutted out onto the entrance ramp. He posed briefly as blue fireworks burst out of the stage and into the sky.
Erick Knights: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Hartford, Connecticut, weighing 213 pounds. HEAVY! METAL! SNAIL!
Gary King: And this is yet another huge opportunity for Snail, if he wins this match tonight, he could be well on his way to a Legacy World Title Shot.
Gregory Brooks: Don't get your hopes up there Gary. Snail hasn't won a match in about, what, 4 months. He's gonna get his ass kicked by the world champ.
Robert Gordon: I'm frankly surprised the fans still like this guy. I mean, I don't like Alexei Petrovitch at all, but at least he has a title.
Snail high fived some fans at ringside before ascending the top turnbuckle and pointing into the air. Blue pyro bursts from atop the lighting rig. He then hopped down and mentally prepared himself in the ring, awaiting his more experienced opponent.
When Strike of the Ninja hit, the fans went crazy. Red Ninja and his posse came out to a thunderous applause. Ninja had the title belt around his waist and authoritatively walked down the entrance ramp.
Erick Knights: And introducing his opponent! From Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, weighing 220 pounds. He is the Legacy World Wrestling Champion, REEEEEEEEEEED NINJA!
Robert Gordon: Well I hope Ninja's sinking in all those precious moments with the world title, because let me tell you, his days as champion are numbered.
Gary King: Well the deck is definitely not in Red Ninja's favor, first he has you of course Gordon in two weeks at Supershow 5, but now also has to contend with Heavy Metal Snail, who's looking to put himself in the title picture tonight. Gregory Brooks: Heavy Metal Snail!? Please, the real person Ninja should be watching out for, besides Gordon, is NIN Horror. That guy has been gunning for the belt since Day 1 and he's going to go right through Snail and take what is rightfully his.
Robert Gordon: Well Horror's going to have to go through me, because I swear that there's no way in hell that Ninja's walking out of that cage the champion.
Red Ninja got into the ring, focused on his younger opponent. He took the title belt off his waist and handed it to the ringside official. Both men stared each other down as the crowd trading a dueling "Let's go Ninja!" "Let's go Snail!" chant. Both men got close to each other before shaking hands and breaking off to their respective corners.
DING! DING! DING!
And with the bell rung, both men circled each other, each waiting for the other to make the opening move. It was Snail who broke the stalemate and charged right in, initiating a collar and elbow tie up with Ninja. The veteran had been in this hold close to 1000 times in his career and immediately took advantage of the rookie's inexperience by transitioning to a standing headlock. The Young Lion of Legacy was no pushover, however, and almost a second after the hold was applied, he spun out of it and locked Ninja in a top wrist lock. Snail now had control, but not for very long, as Ninja quickly used his free hand to twist Snail's arm out of the wrist lock and into a hammerlock. Ninja kept the hammerlock in longer than he kept the headlock and twisted the arm around quite a bit. Snail was not willing to give up, though. He reached up and grabbed Ninja's chin before taking him down to the mat with a snapmare. Soon after Ninja hit the ground, Snail blasted him with a stiff kick to the back before running off the ropes, looking for a shining wizard. But Ninja had the move scouted and ducked out of the way of the knee. He then grabbed both of Snail's legs and rolled him up getting a one count before Snail rolled right out of the pin attempt.
Gary King: Snail is doing a good job holding his own against the world champion.
Robert Gordon: To be honest, Snail winning this match would be great.
Gregory Brooks: Now why is that?
Robert Gordon: Because I haven't had the chance to beat Snail's ass yet.
As Snail rolled to his feet, he leveled Ninja with a dropkick to the head. He then covered Ninja but only got a one count. Red Ninja got back to his feet but Snail was on him and started hitting him with several forearms to the back. Ninja dug deep and pushed Snail away from him before the rookie could do any more damage. Snail ran right towards Ninja but the Champ pushed him back with an elbow to the jaw. Snail staggered back as Ninja sent him to the canvas with a lariat. The Guardian of Metal got back up only for Ninja to sent back to the canvas with a running STO. Now on the ground, Ninja ran off the ropes and looked to hit something on the prone Snail. Ninja couldn't get anything off as Snail rolled over, causing Ninja to hurdle right over him. Snail then ran off the ropes as Ninja rebounded off the opposite side. Both men were looking to take the other one down, but it was Snail who gained the advantage as he staggered Ninja with a running enziguri. As Ninja's brain was scrambled, Snail took full advantage and sent Ninja to the ground with a belly to belly suplex. Snail then rolled back to his feet and hit another one. Snail rolled up again and looked to hit a third one but it was not meant to be, as Ninja regained himself and hit Snail with several headbutts. Snail's grip on Ninja loosened and Ninja hit him with an exploder suplex for a 2 count.
Gary King: This match has changed on a whim! I don't know who has the advantage at any given time.
Gregory Brooks: This has been a close one.
Robert Gordon: I don't like either of them, but they can throw down.
Ninja whipped Snail towards the ropes but Snail did not come back off the rebound. Ninja rushed Snail but the Guardian of Metal tried to block him with an elbow. The block was unsucessful, as Ninja moved quickly and backflipped off of Snail's chest with a dropkick. Ninja then ran off the ropes and looked to hit a clothesline on Snail, but Snail hopped up as he got there and hit a hurricanrana, sending both men over the ropes. Ninja hit the floor with a thud as Snail caught himself on the ropes and landed with his feet firm on the apron. Snail shook the ropes, waiting for Ninja to get up. When the world champion finally got up, Snail sprung off of the second rope, twisted in midair, and grabbed Ninja's head on the way down. He twisted around, looking for a tornado DDT, but Ninja pushed him off his shoulder and sent Snail smack dab into the announcer's table. Snail was reeling as Ninja recovered and rushed right towards him. But just because he was reeling, didn't mean he was out, and Snail made one quick motion to backdrop Ninja right over the table and into Robert Gordon.
Gregory Brooks: My god! Ninja just hit Robert Gordon! How disrespectful to his opponent on Sunday!
Gary King: It was an accident Greg. I'm sure Ninja didn't mean to hit Gordon.
Ninja was laying on the ground with Gordon when Snail walked over and picked him up. Snail then grabbed his wrist and looked to whip him into the ring apron but Ninja got his senses back and whipped reversed the whip and sent Snail into the apron. Ninja then hit Snail with a running superkick before throwing him back into the ring. Ninja hopped up onto the apron but before he could get back into the ring, Robert Gordon puled him right off the apron and punched him in the face. The ref clearly saw this violation of the rules and immediately called for the bell.
Erick Knights: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by disqualification, Red Ninja!
The crowd was booing like crazy as Gordon starts to pound Red Ninja into the dust. He threw Ninja into the post before lifting him up and trying to hit Greetings From Standford on to the floor. But Gordon was interpreted by Snail who had sent Gordon to the ground with a slingshot plancha crossbody. Gordon got up but Snail hit him upside the head with huge punch. Snail started pelting Gordon punches, furious at him costing his world title shot. Ninja got to his feet and pulled Snail away from Gordon, only to hit the Man of Truth and Honesty with several knife edge chops.
Gordon, wouldn't let Red Ninja push him around and responded with some chops of his own. As the chopping exchange got heated, Snail jumped in with a kick to Robert Gordon's gut. The unlikely duo of Ninja and Snail rolled Gordon into the ring and Snail picked him up off ground, crossed his arms around his throat, and lifted him up for the Mosh Pit. Before he could get anything in, the crowd booed heavily as NIN Horror sprinted down the entrance ramp and slid into the ring. Snail dropped Gordon and went after Horror, who didn't even bother trying to fight him and just leveled him with a lariat. With Snail down, Ninja rushed towards him and managed to avoid the lariat before hitting Horror with a barrage of punches.
Gary King: This is just complete chaos in the ring here! This is no longer a match, it's a fight!
Gregory Brooks: How many more cliches can I expect out of you tonight?
Ninja's advantage did not last as Gordon got back to his feet and started hitting him with punches of his own. This was followed up immediately by a Greetings From Standford from Gordon to Ninja. It was at this point that Jamie Coleson and Killer hit the ring and tried to aid their friend. However, Horror quickly took down Coleson with a lariat while Killer was overwhelmed by the duo and unceremoniously tossed from the ring. With Snail and Ninja laying prone in the ring, Horror and Gordon raised their arms over their heads before Horror went towards the unconscious Snail and Gordon went to the timekeeper's table.
Horror picked up Snail and hit him with the signature H-Bomb before posing again this time with more bravado. Gordon, meanwhile, got the world title from the time keepers table and put it around his waist before posing over Ninja. The crowd booed the two rudos in the ring as Legacy came to an end.
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