Monday Night Legacy - March 30th, 2009

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Monday, March 30^TH, 2009

Live from the FHT Arena, New York City, NY--------------------

ELITE GLOBAL HONORED CROWN
Main Event Match

Big Daddy Strife

-vs-

A FHT/ELITE Legend

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FHT HARDCORE
CHAMPIONSHIP
FHT RULES

The F'N Legend Lbm

-vs-

Hollywood A-Lister
AJ Miller

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CHAMPIONSHIP
Match

Wrestler 5 -vs- Wrestler 6




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- C O M M E N T A T O R S -
Gary King, A-Damn Hater and Wally Wilson

Wally Wilson: Welcome to Monday Night Legacy!!! I am still in shock about Trippy P last week losing the ELITE Global Honored Crown to Commissioner Ash Strife!

Gary King: Crusher Casey's actions were rephrensible and we'll have a full update on the condition of Lbm after being dropped on his head last week!

A-Damn Hater: Plus what about the shocking outcome of Dark Angel/Max Venom!!!

[Ash Strife]

“Ten Thousand Fist” blast as the NEW Elite Global Honored Crown champion makes his way out to the ring. Wearing a business suit with the GHC around his waist Ash steps into the ring.

Strife: Now we have something interesting going on here. For I’ll defend this belt in the main event against any one of the dinosaurs for FHT or Elite. Come on just wheel one of the old timers out here or un freeze someone in time for the main event. Also LBM after that brutal hardcore ass whooping he got from Crusher Casey will defend that hardcore title against any one of the new guys back here… but who? Well this is how I’ll settle this as…

Ash reaches into his suit coat and pulls out 2 envelops.

Strife: these are 2 open signed contracts. One for the FHT Hardcore title the other for the Elite Global Honored Crown. I will leave these on the desk of my new office. So when a wreslter and a dinosaur want there title shot you know where to look.

“Ten Thousand Fist” blast as Ash makes his way back stage till he gets to a door.front of a door. That says FHT/Elite General Manager only for the GM portion to be crossed out with a sharpie and commissioner written in big bold letters underneath it. The door is pushed open and there is Ash Strife sitting in Keith Williams chair with his feet on the desk. The name plate on the desk has Keith Williams name covered in duck tape with Ash Strife. There are workers around the office readjusting it to make it more to ash’s style with a strobe light from the ceiling and a keg of Guinness next to the chair. One guy is hooking up a C-Box 360 to a 60” flat screen. Another hand is putting up giant pictures of Ash winning different titles while at FHT.

Strife: Just about perfect…

Mr. Monday Night walks in and in shock.

M.MN: Ummm Ash this is Williams office… he is gonna be pissed!

Strife: Well not anymore. LBM made a good point last week I should have my own office and since I couldn’t find one that was free I took one… like a pirate.

Ash reaches into his (keith’s) desk and pulls out a black pirate hat and places it on his head.

Strife: Ye see matey I be the captain tonight now get out of here befor ei make ya walk the plank!

Mr. Monday Night give Ash a confused look before walking out. Ash take the hat off his head and chuckles.

Strife: what else does this office need?

Legacy then cuts to a commerical

[Former FHT Employee Daniel Ice]

[Ash's takeover of Keith's office is slowly faded onto a TV screen, from which the camera pulls away. Lying in a hospital bed that's too small for him is Dark Angel, with the occasional doctor and nurse running in and out of frame, checking various things. Angel looks at the screen with disgust, and turns towards the camera]

Dark Angel:
Did I black out for nine days and wake up on April 1st? Because that's gotta be some sort of joke, surely? I mean, I know the guys causing all this trouble are inexperienced, hence the term “newbies”, but come on... They had one good day and we veterans had one bad day, and they're suddenly winning this war?

[Angel shuts off the TV, apparently annoyed at seeing his own injured image reflected back at him. A week from his loss to Venom, Angel has already started to recover well, but there's numerous bruises and scars on his arms, and he winces whenever he adjusts his position]

Dark Angel:
You've got Ash Strife there, who after three weeks and four attempts finally won the Global Honored Crown off Trippy P. Honestly, before my match I had his victory on my television backstage, and it was a sign of how intensely focused I was on my match that I didn't burst out laughing. There all the newbies were, celebrating and cheering a guy who had repeatedly booked himself into the same title match until he won it, and even then, even when by the legal rules of the match he lost, he just restarted the damn thing! Hell, at that point, I came out to just try and even the odds, but Ash's crooked play caused an in-ring accident and by complete dumb luck and a lot of power abuse, Ash Strife won the Global Honored Crown.

[Angel reaches for a glass of water from his bedside table and downs the contents in one, before continuing onwards with his tirade]

Dark Angel:
It was Ash who also booked that unstable lunatic, Crusher Casey, into a match with Lbm for his title. Lbm has week-in and week-out defended that FHT Hardcore belt against any and all comers and walked out victorious every single time. So what does Casey do, knowing he can't take Lbm in a fair fight? The guy tries to cripple him! Lbm, the man who made the company that got Casey into this business, the guy who made it possible for Casey to have several reigns with both sets of tag team titles. All these years, people wondered why I'd make a card and then throw a Brad Baxter or Gorilla Grood against Crusher instead of proper competition, and to that I'd point to last week. The man is a legitimate seven-foot-two psychopath who doesn't understand rules, doesn't understand boundaries and is a danger to be in the same ring as. Who would want to risk their career facing a guy like that? This week now, I see, Ash Strife in all his compassion has forced Lbm into competition once again, despite the fact that Lbm was likely half an inch either way from a serious neck injury! That's not a joke, its not even funny, its just sickening.

[Angel tries to get comfortable supported on the stiff hospital pillows, gritting his teeth in pain as he shuffles around]

Dark Angel:
You know something though? Last week wasn't a complete waste. In that Glass Ceiling Cage match, Max Venom and I tore the house down! We both gave each other everything we had and as the medics swarmed me, as I slowly regained my senses, I woke up hearing the crowd, hearing their applause and knowing that unlike the rest of the newbies, Max Venom had taken me on... and beat me... with the same respect and passion that I was crying out for. Hell, as I was stretched out, I hoped I'd get the chance to pass by Max and shake him by the hand. We put each other through personal hell before the match, during the match we went through physical hell, but damn, did he ever earn my respect. Hell, I watched the replay and saw it in Venom's eyes too, he knew what we'd just been through and while his “friends” surrounded him, offering fake praise and cheering about some new beginning, he left, silent and in thought, since I done exactly as I promised, and showed him the difference between a wrestler and a legend, and he now knew that.

[Angel has almost been smiling for the entire last bit. His eyes exhibit a faraway quality to them, which might be him reminiscing or might be a leftover from the multiple concussions. Suddenly though, his smile fades away]

Dark Angel:
And then, it turned sour. The young guns attacked me, five-on-one while I was in a stretcher. They assaulted the injured Lbm as he tried to come to my aid. It took Keith Williams and several security members to finally get them all to stop a pointless, offensive assault that proved one thing: They're all destructive, twisted individuals. Yet, there was hope. There was one face missing in this brutal beatdown, and it was the one guy who could have arguably made a case for attacking me at the match's end. Max Venom chose not to be a part of it, because Max Venom wrestled a legend, beat a legend fair-and-square and realised something, even if he won't admit it. At that point, Venom realised he was better than the men he hung around with.

[The camera slowly zooms in towards Angel face which seems to show some concern, although it is arguable how genuine it is]

Dark Angel:
Max Venom, if you have even one ounce of respect for me following the match we just went through a week ago, listen to me. The side you want to lead into battle is wrong morally and will ultimately lose. Its a rare act of compassion for me, but I want to save you from that. You want to be up there with the big stars, you want the marquee billings and the fame? Leading a group of deranged, violent nobodies will not get you that, they'll rip apart whatever they get their hands on, then they'll rip apart each other when they start to fail. Venom, all you have to do is shake hands with the right people. People like Keith Williams, people like Lbm, people like me. After a performance like last week and the promise that you'll help clean up this little mess you created, we'll be able to restore the status quo right back to where it should be, where it needs to be, with one important difference: You'll be there with us, at the top of the promotion.

[Angel slowly rises from his bed to stand up, looking down at the camera now. It seems to convey both importance and threat together]

Dark Angel:
You might be a Company Killer, but you like this place, and you know it won't just die, its gone too long, there's too many guys loyal to it that'll willingly carry the entire promotion on their backs to just keep it running. What you're doing right now won't win you respect, it won't win you titles or acclaim, you'll just injure more and more good men, destroy the promotion's top draws and then the group will cannibalise itself. You have the power to stop that from happening, you have the power to ensure the healthy survival and growth of FHT/ELITE and do that as a top player. Your own locker-room, bigger paychecks, merchandise deals and no more being forced to rub shoulders with guys like Ace Andrews, Crusher Casey and Ash Strife. This is your invite into the VIP club, Venom. You'll be foolish to turn it down on the grounds of loyalty or principle, seeing as none of the guys you are working with would hesitate to stab you in the back for the same chance. Think about it, and it'll make sense, I promise.

[Dark Angel wanders off camera and we focus on his empty bed for a moment before FHT/ELITE Legacy cuts to the next segment]

[Crusher Casey]

A-Dam Hater: I just got news that Casey is going to Address what he did to LBM, and why.....This ought to be good coming from a "Whack Job" like Casey, it seems he has some major issues with the way Elite and FHT has handled his contract..We'll have to wait and see....






Scene Fades to commercial

[satan]

We go backstage to Satan who is standing near a Pepsi refrigerator.

Satan: Last week, I said some pretty wild stuff. I talked about how I'm not a robot, which is true. I don't have circuits and wires running through my body, I have blood. But the events of a young group of people made my blood run cold. I saw what the groups of Max Venom, Casey, Ace Andrews, and Ash Strife did to some of our veterans. In all honestly it made me want to vomit. I saw Max Venom and Crusher Casey physically and possibly mentally destroy Lbm and Dark Angel. I'm all for that, but there is certain ways to do it. Using something like glass to cut, mangle, and carve your way to the top isn't one of them. YOU BEAT THEM WITH YOU FISTS AND TALENTS! You don't stoop to level so low that you'd make Charlie Manson piss his pants. I can count on both hands and feet I've wanted to hurt Lbm, but I respect him. You see, I know your pain, when I first arrived, I dealt with men like Venom, Cowboy, and Trippy P. Sure they all held rank, but I went along with it and didn't anything extreme. I know about the ringleader of this entire thing: Big Daddy Strife. People are starting to talk about you in the same light as a guy like me. I don't like it, not one bit. With there being the first FHT Super show coming up, I challenging YOU to a match for this historic event.

Satan kicks through the glass door and picks up a shard of glass. Satan hits himself with it as a trickle of blood comes down his forehead.

Satan: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! Strife, I'm not like Trippy P were my life is controlled by what belt I own or my public image. Not only will I beat you, I will FUCKING HURT YOU! Just ask anybody in this building what I can do. Ask Keith Williams about the time I choke him unconscious or how I turned Trippy P's back redder than Clifford the Dog with a leather belt. ASK THEM! They will tell of the horror stories and the hell I put people through. Tonight you won't dream of Candyland, but me RAKING YOUR FACE ACROSS A BARB WIRE BAT! So if you accept my challenge, get some sleep and don't let the bed bugs bite!

Commercial.

[Crusher Casey]

As we come back from commercial we see Crusher Casey standing in front of a podium and he seems to be motioning to the cameraman...let's join in.........

Crusher Casey: The reason I had asked for this was to "Clear the Air" of sorts, and give you my side of what happened. Now you all call me a "Monster" and how could I have done something this Cruel, well my answer to that is "I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT TO, you see when I first arrived here it was Aron Capone that led me to Elite and he feed me the bullshit story of how I could be champion, well guess what not one of you fuckers here especially you LBM ever showed me the fucking time of day, so I beat every ass clown that came my way, but I had to make my own matches not Elite,nor FHT..you are so caught up in your own little fucking world...from LBM on down, now most of you people here now that I had Cancer and had to leave, I got clearance to come back, and you know what not one fucking sole ever contacted me to see if I was living or fucking DEAD, So I had to show you fucking troglodytes that "I AM HERE AND AM NOT GOING TILL I GET WHAT I DESERVE AND THAT IS A FUCKING TITLE SHOT...I WILL START WITH LBM'S TITLE AND WORK MY WAY UP...SO DRIPPY I WOULD WATCH YOUR BACK OR THE SAME THING JUST MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU...So I ask you, do you think it is fair the way I was treated here at Elite /FHT I say "NO", so Ash came to me and asked me a question, I have yet to give him an answer, so he'll just have to wait till I finish some business first, and I have my sights set on LBM first...that's all I got for now....

With that being over we see Casey leaving, he seems very upset with the way he has been treated , let's hope he gets what he wants.....

Scene fades to commercial......

(commercial starts off in a bar with LBM having the leed)
LBM: Hey sweetie how you doin, would you like a drink, you know to soften the mood...{the girls just laughs and the next scene is in the "Bedroom"}

LBM: wait just a minute I need to put this on...{ suddenly we hear "TROJANMAN".......}

TM:You do know we make these Extra Small just for people like you who seem a "Little Short" downstairs if you get my meaning...

LBM: NO,NO, I'M JUST AHHHHHH YOU KNOW VERY CA...{ NEXT we start to hear snoring coming from the bedroom......LBM looks at TM and says "why me"}

scene fades to black.....

[tpc]

I've did regretful things that I'm not proud of in my life and I've pissed a lot of people off along the way and I wish it could all be different I wish I could take it all back I wish I could start over I wish they was some way I could make it up to all of you however whatever the case my love and passion for this business can't be denied and ever moment I stay away my soul is turned inside out they have to be some way I can make it up to you just one more moment thats all thats needed one more match thats all thats needed and it'll be a honor if that match is against you LBM so I'm pleeding with you to forgive me now and give me that moment and when the time is right I'll take it but til then don't forget my name

THE PEEP'S CHAMP

[Ninja/Killer]

We go down to the announce booth.

Gary:Fans make sure to join us next week, when it'll be a Supershow event with some high quality matches lined up.

Wally:One match we can announce to you now is this a one on one match for the 1 Contendership to the FHT Undisputed Title as Killer will take on Akuma Ninja to see who will battle Soul Reaper for the title.

A Damn:Ninja and Killer, that's going to be something.

Gary:How will the two friends who have been having some issues lately do when in the ring together.

Wally:Let's go down to the ring for more action.

[Ninja/Killer]

"Pain" by Three Days Grace hits as out comes Akuma Ninja's student Jamie Coleson. Coleson wears a Black Shorts, Black Kneepads and Black Boots. Coleson enters the ring where his opponent Mr.Monday Night is waiting in the ring.

DING DING DING

Coleson and MMN lock up. Coleson forces MMN back to some ropes but MMN turns Coleson over and puts him up against the ropes. The ref calls for a break as MMN obliges then cheap shots Coleson. MMN backs away as Coleson appears angered by MMN's action. Coleson bounces off the ropes and tries a Forearm but MMN ducks and grabs Coleson by the waist then lifts him up and slams him down onto the mat. MMN switches and applys a Front Face Lock keeping Coleson grounded on the mat. After a few moments Coleson manages to switch out of it and applys a Face Lock of his own onto MMN. Coleson does a switch of position then pushes himself forward pinning MMN down with a Gedo Clutch type maneuver. 1,2 kickout. Coleson is up on his feet and then takes MMN down with a Single Leg Takedown. Coleson stands up and applys an Ankle Stretch. MMN sits up trying to grab at Coleson but Coleson switches into a Leg Lock. Coleson applys pressure on MMN's leg, MMN crawls to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope. Coleson breaks the Leg Lock.

Coleson takes MMN off the mat then fires some hard forearms into MMN's face. Coleson then snapmares MMN to the mat then runs to the ropes and jumps up hitting an Elbow Drop to MMN's chest. 1,2 shoulder up. Coleson pulls MMN to his feet and hooks him from behind looking for a Dragon Suplex but MMN gets out of it then switches and hits a Full Nelson Slam. MMN goes up to the top rope and flies off looking for a 5 Star Frog Splash but Coleson gets the knees up. Coleson gets to his feet and hits the winded MMN with a Spinning Back Fist then slams him with a Dragon Suplex. 1,2,3!!!!

Jane:Here is your winner Jamie Coleson.

Coleson has his arm raised in the air but soon turns around as ACE ANDREWS is in the ring. Andrews kicks Coleson in the stomach then hits the Double Arm DDT laying him out. Andrews demands a mic and gets it.....

[Ace Andrews]

We come back from commercial, to a shot of Ace Andrews still pacing the ring, the mike in his hand. Calmly he stops and raises the mike.

AA-”I am sick and tired of your shit. You old bastards think you can just strut around and get whatever the hell you want because you deserve it. Like its some type of Long Service reward. Week after week, I have to sit in the backstage area and watch as you guys give yourself chances after chances. You take the title shots, you take the good matches. You put yourselves in contendership spots and time and time again you deny us. You deny ME! And when we start pointing this out, we get made to look like the bad guys. We get made to look like those cocky jerks that want what they don't deserve. But WE do deserve it. Because WE are the backbone of this company. And you can hide behind your wheelchairs all you want, but sooner or later your going to need to face the truth, that your time is over. Step aside, or be trodden over old boys, because I'm sick and tired of waiting. I mean, look at who the World Champions are right now. Reaper and Trippy. Where are they? Huh? WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!!”

GK-”I find it funny he's asking where our current champs are, considering when he had the title, he did nothing with it. Pot Kettle Black much?”

AA-”Week in and week out guys like Me, Max and Ash are carrying this show. We're raising the ratings, and we're drawing the fans. We're the ones putting money in your pockets, yet we don't deserve our spot. We don't deserve our chances. TO HELL WITH THAT! We deserve to be running this company, and the only thing you old farts deserve is a gold watch and a retirement pension. When I first came here, I was treated well. I was given my chance, and I ran with it. I ran all the way to the World Title, and I took it. Guys like LBM and Ninja ranted about how great it was too see me holding that title. And yet, once I had it, the whispers started. It was too soon. Too early. I didn't deserve it. And low and behold the first two people that asked for me to have matches with them, were the two men I beat to cement my Main Event status. Whats the matter boys? You starting to have some regrets? Because the funny thing is, I'm still hearing the whispers. I'm still hearing that tone of disappointment every time LBM speaks. I hear the cheap shots, and the jokes about my reign. And I hear that I'm never getting near a World Title again. Not if you boys have your way.”

Ace then pauses and looks down as Jamie Coleson tries to stagger to his feet. Ace lets him get up, then steps back and leaps forward, kicking Coleson straight in the jaw with The Flop! Coleson is out again and Ace stands over him before raising the mike.

AA-”You want to keep me from the World Title, then people will pay. And I don't care if they are just innocents. See, I heard the announcement. Next week is Legend VS Legend in a #1 Contenders match. And thats just bullshit. Neither of you deserve the match. Neither of you have done anything that comes close to what I've done lately. If anyone should get to take that title from Reaper, it should be me. So I'm going too.”

Ace then steps from the ring, and grabs a chair from ringside, before slipping back into the ring. He stands over Coleson with an emotionless face, and then raises the chair in both hands and stabs it down into Coleson's throat! Coleson jumps and starts wriggling around but Ace simply raises the chair and smacks him twice with it, before standing over him once more and stabbing the chair into his throat again! Ace glances up at the entrance way, as Coleson wriggles around in pain, before Ace reaches down and picks up the mike.

AA-”If you don't put me in that match, people will pay. I don't care who makes the decision, be it Ninja, Killer, or Keith Williams himself. But this doesn't stop until I get in that match. I know I need to earn my shot, but I'm not going to stand aside and let two old farts take things they don't deserve again.”

Ace then tosses the mike down, and picks up the chair once more, and raises it before stabbing it into Coleson's throat once more! Coleson wriggles around, now making some serious gurgling noises as Ace glances up at the entrance way but doesn't see anyone coming. He shakes his head, picks up the mike, then walks over to where Coleson has crawled to, steps over his back, and looks straight up at the entrance way.


AA-”Come on Ninja. Put me in that match, or I'll turn your student into a vegetable. You can stop this. Hat more do I need to do to make you understand how serious I am?”

Ace throws the mike aside, and then yanks Coleson to his feet and locks in the Wildcard! He yanks back on it, and we see Coleson is having to step on his tiptoes to touch the ground, as his face slowly turns blue. Ace keeps it locked in and then leans back even further keeping Coleson's feet off the ground. Coleson starts flailing around, and slowly starts to slow down...and then 'Makai Club Theme' hits! Ace smirks and lets go of Jamie Coleson who hits the mat and stays there not moving, and from the back out races Akuma Ninja! Ninja races straight for the ring and Ace waves him on, but when Ninja slides into the ring Ace rolls to the side and out of the ring. Ace starts backing up the ramp all smiles as Ninja glares at him from the ring, but then ducks down to check on Jamie. Ace smirks and mockingly starts to walk towards the ring again, but Ninja steps up and Ace yells out 'SYKE!' and backs up again. Ninja waves Ace on telling him to get into the ring but Ace shakes his head and can be heard yelling out 'NEXT WEEK!' and after a moment's pause Ninja nods! Ace smiles and heads backstage as Akuma Ninja trys to get a response from Jamie.

GK-”Well, Ace just hit a new low. That was just a student of Ninja's. He wasn't even collateral damage, he didn't deserve that.”

ADH-”You heard Ace. He's sick of the veterans just handing out title shots to each other. If there going to try and keep him from the World Title, he'll go to any length to get it back. But is he in the match? I don't think that was an official announcement from Ninja.”

WW-”I imagine we'll be hearing soon enough. But lets just hope Jamie Coleson is alright.”

The EMT's ae now out and we fade to commercial on them loading Coleson onto a stretcher.

[Max Venom]

--EARLIER TODAY--

We cut to a long line in a small comic book shop, slowly moving on and on with an assortment of people, from small kids, to unhygienic nerds to groups of frat boys all clutching handfuls of merchandise and hopeful expressions. In line with them, surprisingly, is Max Venom, who some of the fans eye suspiciously.

Max Venom: Two weeks ago, I booked an autograph signing in this very shop, but as we all know, Keith Williams couldn't stand to see me miss one Legacy and went ahead and cancelled it. For the Max Venom “fans”, its lucky that did happen, because I actually had no intention of showing up anyway, since a true fan would know I would never sign autographs like this. Look at it, its public masturbation, its dick-waving... “How long is your line?”... The fans here all deluded themselves that they're special, and today their hero has set aside some personal time to spend with them all, when in fact he's just spending the day having his ego fed.

One of the fans near Venom shoots him an annoyed look. The queue moves forward a bit, and everyone takes a step closer to their goal.

Max Venom: This gets me thinking. You know what the real difference between the veterans and the actual talent in this promotion? Guys like me, we go out there and we entertain, we steal the show with classic matches and cutting-edge promos. The veterans, they come out and do the same routine they have for years, unyielding in their arrogance, whether or not it was ever imaginative or enjoyable, like a pig joyfully rolling around in its own shit. You ask a guy like Lbm or Keith Williams if they like FHT/ELITE and they'll turn around and tell you they “love it”, but its not love. Its dependency. Its need, they need the fans to make their lives worthwhile, they need to look in the mirror and remember the glory days one more time. Hell, we just had another guy walk right through the door and beg for one more moment in the limelight. These guys are addicts, they're addicted to their own egos, and they'll never allow this promotion to die, because its the only dealer that'll supply them now.

The line again moves forward, a bit quicker due to people near Venom making up excuses to leave. Venom moves slowly forward, annoying the nerdy kid standing behind him.

Max Venom: You know what the first thing people said to me after I put pen to paper on this FHT/ELITE contract, after weeks of busting my ass through that Wrestling Apprentice stuff and proving I was an intelligent, talented wrestler? “We had a guy with your last name and he was great”. Not a “Welcome Max” or a “You're pretty talented, wanna have a match next week?” or anything any well-adjusted locker-room of people would say... Just flashbacks to another guy. They want to quantify me, they want me to be somehow connected to their past. They can't handle the fact that this promotion could have been going for six years and now they've just picked up their best talent, and none of them had a damn thing to do with it. You know what, I'm arrogant, but fuck you all, I'm the best damn thing on this whole show.

The line continues to move closer and now Venom is enclosed in a red velvet rope, showing he's nearly reached his final destination. The nerd is trying to distract himself by flicking through the magazine he is holding to be signed.

Max Venom: Last week, me and Dark Angel, we had the best match of the year, and we did it on free television. To them, I'm some unproven rookie who can barely tie up his shoelaces and Dark Angel is some running joke who'll be gone again by next week, but we outperformed every single person on the roster to date. People would keep asking me why I walked out after the match last week, if I kept in contact with people, and I would answer them: “Because I actually felt pity for the first time in years”. Dark Angel, you gave me one hell of a match, you were a formidable opposition who against any other opponent would've probably won. You kept up physically and mentally with me and you know what, you actually impressed me. I pity you because your unwavering dedication to guys like the veterans is just mind-boggling. You think you'll get anything out of the blood you lost or the years you just sacrificed last week? You think Soul Reaper or Trippy P will see that and offer you a title shot? To them, you're not an equal, you're not their friend, you're just an easily manipulatable talent they can use however they please. So no, I won't be joining your little club or hell, even respecting you, because you obviously don't have respect for yourself.

The line moves ever onwards, even closer to its final destination. There's only a few more people before Max Venom meets whoever he is in line to meet.

Max Venom: No, I'll do you one better. Join me. Join us, join this revolution against the crap clogging up this promotion. You see, we've thrown around the terms “Veteran” and “Newbies” a lot recently. While a representation of age might well do it for those guys, someone seems to have forgotten we are not all newbies in this war. Guys like Casey and Ash have been on-contract to their respective promotions for a while now. Guys like Ace and myself have extensive experience elsewhere... Hell, this isn't even my first promotional war. The term “newbies” is insulting, derogative and a spit in our faces after everything we've done. I refuse to accept that branding or labelling any longer. This isn't about just being new and wanting the top spots, this is about being talented and wanting our fair shot, something you should be able to sympathise with, Dark Angel. We are The Uprising.

Venom looks towards the line, and sees there's only one person left in front of him. He snatches the magazine out of the hands of the nerd behind him, who almost makes the mistake of complaining.

Max Venom: Oh, I almost forgot. Got so distracted by all this talk that I nearly didn't say. You see, both FHT and ELITE have their own mutual masturbation society, its an exclusive club where they acknowledge how great they all are and get another gleeful moment of celebration. They call it the Hall of Fame. While I imagine it takes a pretty big ego to demand you be celebrated as a hero one time in one federation, it must take an enormous one to go and join two. You see, as the glass shattered beneath Dark Angel, it almost triggered something in me. Why spend my time trying to coax guys like Soul Reaper and Trippy P out each week? Why not go for someone who's very name is respected and admired by every single guy who mentions it... Why not go and plunge an ice dagger right into the very heart of this promotion and take out a guy I honestly could not believe they ever attained. Why not destroy the legend of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin?

Sure enough, Venom walks forward and there behind the desk is FHT Hall of Famer, future WWE Hall of Famer and one of the biggest names in professional wrestling history, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. Venom hands him the magazine, and Austin looks up, with almost a flicker of recognition in his cold eyes.

Max Venom: Could you make it a personal message?

Stone Cold: Sure, kid. What do you want?

Max Venom: “To Max Venom, thank you for ending the drudgery of my wrestling career at Supershow next week, your pal, Stone Cold Steve Austin”.

Stone Cold: Is this some kind of jok-

Before Austin can finish his sentence, Max Venom SPITS RIGHT IN THE FACE OF THE FHT LEGEND! The entire crowd goes deathly silent as Venom stares down at the sitting Austin, with almost a possessed look in his face. Austin slowly raises his hand to his face, almost in disbelief, wiping the spit off, looking at it. He looks at Max Venom and... laughs?

Stone Cold: Been a while since some punkass tried a stunt like that on old Stone Cold. This the FHT/ELITE Supershow? You can bet your sorry ass I'll be there, but until then, here's to ya.

Austin pounces to his feet, upending the table and throwing rights and lefts towards Venom, only pausing him to give him a double middle figure salute! The crowd scatter in amazement as the FHT Legend starts pounding shot after shot on the cocky rookie, who starts to fight back with fists of his own! Max Venom and Stone Cold are brawling in the comic book shop, sending cases of collector's figurines and stands of comic books flying as they trade blows! Finally, WWE security jumps in at full force, just about managing to separate the two men, who are both shouting insults at each other.

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Gary King: Well, that was earlier today, ladies and gentlemen, and we can officially confirm that at the Supershow, Max Venom will indeed be taking of the FHT Hall of Famer, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin!

A-Damn Hater: Its turned a can't-miss show into something spectacular, Gary! As far as legends come, it doesn't get any bigger than Stone Cold. Venom's looked damn impressive but can he really beat Steve Austin?

Wally Wilson: Well, Max Venom certainly has some balls on him to pull a stunt like that. Austin isn't the forgiving sort though, Max is gonna need to bring his best and then some if he wants to chalk a victory up against Stone Cold for The Uprising.

Meanwhile, backstage, Max Venom is pacing around Blade's locker-room, not smiling for once, instead glancing over at the television and the clock, as if he's waiting for Stone Cold to arrive. He collapses down onto the sofa, but looks just as tense there, as FHT/ELITE goes to a hype promo for next week's Supershow.

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

CLOSER [Kings of Leon] hits...

Pyrotechnics explode as FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy continues, with the reigning FHT Hardcore Champion, The F'N Legend Lbm making his way down the aisle to a huge ovation! Lbm is walking slow, obviously feeling the effects of the disgusting attack by Crusher Casey last week!

The F'N Legend Lbm climbs inside the ring, raising his title belt over his head and showing it off to the crowd! His music fades as Lbm puts the belt on his shoulder and waits in the corner to find out who his selected opponent is tonite! Everyone is anxiously waiting.

TEN THOUSAND FIST hits...

The fans boo as the music of the FHT/ELITE Commissioner & new ELITE Global Honored Crown champion, Big Daddy Strife makes his way out onto the ramp now dressed in his wrestling attire as opposed to his business suit! Ash Strife has the ELITE Global Honored Crown title belt over his shoulder!

As his music stops, a huge "asshole" chant breaks out for Ash Strife as he continues smiling an arrogant smile unphased by the hostility of the crowd! A toilet roll is thrown at Ash just missing him now as he continues to soak up the crowd![/color]

Ash Strife: Thank you... thank you... thank you... You're all too kind! Thank you very much! Tonite just like last week is shaping up to be once again a huge night for The Uprising! Next week the first dual branded FHT/ELITE Supershow - what a card that I have personally put together for all of you? Ace Andrews is now officially apart of the number one contendership for the FHT Undisputed Championship and will compete against Killer and Red Ninja in a triple threat match!

I can also confirm that the other half of the FHT/ELITE Tag Team Champions, Slow Poison Max Venom will square of against Stone Cold Steve Austin himself! And I have accepted the challenge laid out to me earliar tonite by another of the dinosaurs and I will even put my title up on the line just to prove how much of a fighting champion I will be unlike the last guy and it'll be Ash Strife vs Satan for the ELITE Global Honored Crown! Which brings me to tonite... Last week Lbm, I sat and watched as a madman was unleashed as Crusher Casey let out three years of flustration on you! And I have assured Casey that he'll get a shot at you officially in the ring! But not tonite...

You see you and the so called "veterans" would happily keep newcommers in this federation down for years if you could! Never giving them any shots or oppurtunites! Not me... For I signed this guy at tremendous expense to help this company grow! And what better way for my investment to debut but in a match for the FHT Hardcore Championship! Please welcome... THE AMERICAN A-LISTER... AJ MILLER!!!

OLDSCHOOL HOLLYWOOD [System of a Down] hits...

Commissioner Ash Strife moves out of the way on the ramp, as a red carpet rolls from the back the entire way down the aisle to the ring! Paporazzi immediately appear on the ramp as The All American A-Lister, AJ Miller steps out onto the ramp way! Wearing a long feathered robe (similar to Ric Flair), AJ Miller walks towards the ring down the red carpet.

Two big black security guards walk at either side of AJ Miller protecting him from fans as AJ Miller's agent Dean Simmonds walks a little bit behind AJ talking on his mobile phone! AJ Miller gets up inside the ropes and gets into the ring much like Flair! Lbm seems repulsed by what he's seeing as Dean Simmonds jumps up into the ring and removes his client's robe! AJ Miller is wearing red trunks as he does some stretches![/color]

Wally Wilson: AJ Miller? This guy is parading around here like some Hollywood big shot? I've never heard of him if I'm honest? Have you seen him in anything?

A-Damn Hater: What? AJ Miller is one of the biggest names currently in Hollywood! He's wanted for all the big roles! Did you know that he once took the cheerleader from Heroes out on a date?

Gary King: Well AJ Miller's agent Dean Simmonds claims that AJ Miller has been approached about being involved in a biopic movie about the life of Nature Boy Ric Flair? Whether that's true or not... but he has acted in Hollywood! I believe he had a small part in an episode of CSI?

DING DING DING[/color]

AJ Miller does a big Woo into Lbm's face to kick start the match as Lbm just slaps AJ Miller hard across the face. AJ Miller tries to retaliate but Lbm blocks it and nails him hard with a right hand! Lbm locks up with Miller and whips him into the ropes! AJ Miller attempts a clothesline but Lbm ducks it and flips him over into a hiptoss!

AJ Miller gets up flustered as he looks to the outside to his manager Dean Simmonds who advises him! AJ stands there making a time out gesture as Lbm gores him to the mat hard! Lbm stands there in no mood to toy around this week as AJ Miller rolls out of the ring! He's shaking his head obviously not happy as he can be heard saying to Simmonds "I'll be in my trailer".

The fans boo as only seconds into this match AJ Miller walks up the aisle towards the back having had enough of this match. Lbm goes to the outside and chases him and throws him into the steel baricades in the aisle way! AJ is screaming as Lbm leads him back into the ring and throws him in! AJ Miller is almost crying as he begs off Lbm! He goes into his pockets and offers Lbm money which Lbm beats out of his hand!

Lbm punches AJ Miller aside the face and then whips him hard into the turnbuckles! Lbm stinger splashes him into the corner as he comes wobbling back into the middle of the ring! Lbm picks him up... L B M F U!!! Lbm nails in the centre of the ring! He covers AJ Miller hooking the leg! One, Two, Three!!![/color]

LBM WINS!!! [2 mins 23 secs]

Wally Wilson: So much for Ash Strife's big new signing! What a spectacularly bad debut for AJ Miller!

Gary King: AJ Miller arrived here last week full of his own self importance, telling everyone who would listen that he was going play Ric Flair in a movie and wanted to try out this "wrasslin" thing for himself!

Wally Wilson: So much for the Hollywood A-Lister!!! Lbm continues his impressive run here in FHT/ELITE in 2009 with his 6th consecutive wrestling appearance on this programme!

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Amongst other things this piece includes more Crusher Casey rage, a Satan/Ash Strife exchange and a surprise helper for poor old Lbm... Stay tuned!!!

HELLS BELLS [AC/DC] hits...[/color]

The F'N Legend Lbm is standing in the ring holding high his FHT Hardcore Championship celebrating his victory as AC/DC blasts out in the arena! The fans boo as the pyschopath Crusher Casey starts walking down the aisle led by Commissioner & ELITE Global Honored Crown champion Ash Strife!

Lbm stands in the ring dropping his FHT Hardcore Championship poised to fight as the near 7ft Crusher Casey, steps up onto the apron and over the top rope and into the ring! He slashes his hand across his neck as he stands opposite Lbm indicating he's gonna break Lbm's neck![/color]


Wally Wilson: Crusher Casey is out of control! Crusher Casey has no business being out here! Ash Strife is supposed to be in a position of authority! How can he be allowing this?

Gary King: Lbm's neck can't be 100% after last week! Lbm needs to get out of there!

Crusher Casey and Lbm begin to brawl in the centre of the ring as Casey wraps his huge hands around Lbm's neck! Lbm is struggling to free himself from Casey's grip as Casey applies more pressure. Lbm is being choked out as the fans are rallying behind him.


Lbm's face is changing colour as Casey picks him up by the throat and throws him across the ring into the turnbuckles! Casey points at Lbm and laughs as he turns his attentions to the FHT Hardcore Championship lying on the mat. Casey leans over to pick it up as Lbm darts at him dropkicking Casey's knees!

Casey doesn't fall but Lbm begins furiously kicking away at Crusher Casey's knees! Lbm backs up to the ropes and does a running tackle to the side of Casey's left knee that takes down the giant! Lbm stomps away on Casey's knees as he holds open both of Casey's legs and applies a sharpshooter![/color]


Wally Wilson: Sharpshooter! Sharpshooter! Shades of Lbm's old partner _the j-man! Crusher Casey has nowhere to go!

Gary King: Lbm exacting retribution for last week's unprovoked attack by Crusher Casey!


Ash Strife is wanting no part of this standing on the outside smacking the mat trying to spure Casey on! He signals to the back waving someone as Crusher Casey is crying out in pain and Lbm applies more pressure. Suddenly Trey Spruance and Andre Rousimoff come running down the aisle! The fans boo as Trey and Andre break the hold and begin kicking Lbm! They pull Lbm off Casey into the corner and begin punching and kicking at the FHT Hardcore Champion!

Trey Spruance and Andre Rousimoff hold Lbm in the corner as Casey gets up again limping and delivers a huge big boot to the face of The F'N Legend! He grabs Lbm by the throat and pulls him into the middle of the ring! CHOKE SLAM by Crusher Casey as Andre Rousimoff and Trey Spruance laugh!

The fans are chanting for "Dark Angel" now in a first to stop this as Ash Strife from ringside shouts instructions into the ring. He points to the outside and then to the top rope! The fans boo the suggestion as Crusher Casey the big near 7ft monster climbs to the top rope! Andre Rousimoff and Trey Spruance pick up Lbm...[/color]


Wally Wilson: He looks like King Kong up the empire state building! I have never seen a near 7ft wrestler standing on the top rope like Casey can!

Gary King: These fans are chanting for Dark Angel... but he's not here! He's in the hospital as his best friend Lbm is being savaged by Crusher Casey, Trey Spruance, Andre Rousimoff led by Commissioner Ash Strife!

A-Damn Hater: They call themselves The Uprising and thats exactly what they are doing! They are taking apart the old guard one by one!


Crusher Casey stands on the top rope as Trey Spruance and Andre Rousimoff pick up Lbm and open his legs and put him up into Crusher Casey's waiting arms! Casey has Lbm in position now standing up hovering over the the ring!

SATAN... SATAN... SATAN... The fans explode as the one time host of The Satan Show comes running down the aisle! The place goes crazy as Satan goes straight for Commissioner Ash Strife! Satan begins pummelling Ash Strife outside the ring, as Ash Strife tries to get away. Ash uses his title belt to hit Satan in the side of the head temporarily stopping him as Ash runs!

Ash Strife runs away jumping over the baricade through the fans as Satan sees the red mist and runs for him over the crowd! The crowd cheer as Satan catches up with Ash Strife briefly in the crowd and batters him some more as they go out of shot![/color]


Wally Wilson: Satan and Ash Strife will go at one on one next week on the supershow but he just chased the commissioner out of the arena when he's due in a match here shortly!

Gary King: In the meantime Lbm is still at the mercy of these three monsters! This crowd is still chanting Dark Angel who isn't here! Casey has Lbm is his arms up on the top rope!!!


Crusher Casey stands on the top rope with Lbm lurged up on his shoulders... He jumps in the air with Lbm in his arms... BASTISTA CASEY BOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! Crusher Casey leaps with Lbm in his arms from the top rope! Lbm is destroyed as Andre Rousimoff & Trey Spruance laugh sickenly inside the ring!

Crusher Casey stands over Lbm menancingly, as he looks back up to the top rope!!! AGAIN!!! Casey's lips can be read as he climbs back up to the top rope and Andre & Trey drag Lbm's defeated body over! The attempt to hoist Lbm up a second time when all of a sudden...[/color]


ALCOHOL AND ASS hits...[/size]

KEITH WILLIAMS!!! KEITH WILLIAMS!!! KEITH WILLIAMS!!! The crowd shit themselves as the music of the FHT/ELITE General Manager Keith William's hits and Keith William's comes running down the aisle and dives into it headfirst under the bottom rope!

Keith Williams takes it to Trey Spruance and then to Andre Rousimoff as the crowd are going crazy! Crusher Casey leaps down from the top rope to be met by right hands as Keith Williams backs up and clotheslines the huge 7fter over the top rope to the floor!

Keith waits for Trey Spruance to get back to his feet! Atomic drop by Keith Williams as Trey holds his balls, Keith superkicks him over the top rope! Andre Rousimoff attacks the general manager from behind but Keith has it scouted and nails him with a forearm shot to the jaw and then a variation of a stunner to clear the ring![/color]


Wally Wilson: Keith Williams saved Lbm! Keith Williams saved Lbm!!! Listen to this building erupt! I haven't heard an ovation like this in a long time!

Gary King: The Uprising led by Max Venom has done it's best to get under Keith William's skin this past month! Ash Strife has taken over many of Keith William's roles in the back and even took his office earliar tonite! Keith Williams finally had enough!!!

A-Damn Hater: What are the Unholy Trinity gonna think about this one? They gonna be pissed!

pWally Wilson: This isn't about no Unholy Trinity A-Damn! Keith Williams and Lbm have never been friends! But right now they share a common enemy in the form of The Uprising!!!


Lbm is slowly trying to get to his feet inside the ring now holding his neck and obviously in pain! He looks outside the ring as Crusher Casey, Trey Spruance and Andre Rousimoff retreat back up the aisle way and across and who saved him! Lbm's eyes show the disbelief as he looks back at FHT/ELITE General Manager Keith Williams!

Lbm can be seen mouthing the words thank you as Keith Williams for the first time in years looks fired up! Keith yells out to The Uprising saying he wants a piece of them as Lbm picks up his title belt and puts it over his shoulder! Keith Williams and Lbm are standing together for the first time in many years

COMMERCIAL[/color]

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

RINGSIDE

Wally Wilson: Add this one to the Supershow card for next week. It has just been announced from the office of Sir Alan Sugar himself! Six man tag team action... The Uprising consisting of Crusher Casey, Andre Rousimoff and Trey Spruance will team up to face Keith Williams, Lbm and Dark Angel!

Gary King: WOW! Amazing! Crusher Casey has never looked as menacing as he looks right now and Andre & Trey are both young stars looking to make a name for themselves and what better way to do than a win over those three!

A-Damn Hater: Where does this leave The Unholy Trinity? Keith Williams teaming with Lbm and Dark Angel? I would love to be a fly on the wall whenever Keith meets up with Reaper and Trippy again!!!

[Reaper]

Inside the Fire starts to play and theres a mixed reaction. Reaper makes his way down to the ring and goes over to the time keepers table and grabs a mic. He looks over and the announcers and you can hear him say, "Now's your chance to be the fly on the wall." He then enters the ring.

Alright, I'm tired of this garbage. We have a Super Show coming up and NOT ONE of the two top titles here is scheduled to be defended. And I doubt very seriously that Trippy P's ass is going to magically show up and SAVE US. Since the beginning of the year, I've made it my business to publicly and professionally humiliate Ninja. That has been the most fun I've had in years, but then this Uprising starts and well I can't help but side with them. Over the last few years I've seen new people show up in this company, flounder for two or three weeks and then disappear without anybody asking a single question. Its pathetic. And yeah, I've heard everything they've all said about me and to be honest I don't give a damn. In some instances they're right and most of the time its completely manufactured to settle their point. Still, overall, I agree with a lot of the things they're doing and saying to show the people who really run this place thats its a different world now. Actually its one of the perks I enjoy. There is nothing like watching Dark Angel get absolutely crushed and hurt or watching LBM take an assault for no real good reason other than because he was there. This is by far one of the most entertaining times to be here, in my opinion.

But facts are still facts. The Supershow doesn't have a real Main Event right now, because no matter how impressive Max Venom's outings are, and no matter how old and beat up Austin is, they aren't fighting for anything.... not even pride at this point. This belt on my shoulder is the prize they want. Its what MOST of the locker room wants, but I guess nobody wants it bad enough. I have no opponent for the Super Show. I was hoping to sort out a number one contender before then, but people can't get enough of their shit together to settle that, so I have to sit on the side line and watch the veterans and the new faces here beat each other up. And for what? Recognition? Well here's a newsflash for people like Max Venom and Ash Strife. Beating up on people who haven't wrestled in months... or years isn't going to get you anywhere. Lets say Max destroys Austin... well what the fuck is his prize? I mean Ash gets to keep a title he TECHNICALLY has no right to hold, but who cares, its obvious Trippy didn't care. But aside from that whats the big deal?

I guess you have to ask yourselves the question of, what are you fighting for? For the veterans, they're only fighting so they don't look like complete tools. But the Uprising... people noticed already. For the record, I noticed Max Venom when he started here. I noticed him win some useless belts off of useless people and then disappear. I noticed Ash Strife a couple of years ago in a couple of other places doing impressive things. Trey Spruance, yeah that name has come up in my past before as well. As far as I can tell, he was part of a few organizations that were worse about holding people down than this place is. I noticed Crusher Casey back in ELITE years ago, ASKING... BEGGING.. hell PLEADING TO THE GODS to give him something to do, somebody to fight and the only person that ever said anything to him was ME.

So as far as Soul Reaper goes, fuck you Keith, I haven't heard a peep from you outside of a few promos about Ninja that was basically fed to you. Fuck Trippy P too, well like I said, he's probably not going to magically show up to save anybody. Soul Reaper doesn't want to help the veterans fight people off and I don't particularly care to be a part of the Uprising who's best effort for a major show is taking on a retired wrestler, a semi and multiple retired wrestler and a bunch of people who only show up for pay checks. I will be on my own, the way it started out for me when I was a rookie, the way it was when I won every world championship I held, and the way it needs to be for me to succeed. I WILL be at the Super Show, and as far as I'm concerned since there is no number 1 contender, MY DOOR WILL BE OPEN TO ANYBODY. First come, first serve. All you gotta do is ask.[/color]

Reaper drops the mic and then leaves the ring and goes to the back.