King: Here we go FHT/Elite main Event
Beckett: Steel Cage where the Uprising’s Ash Strife defends his Elite Global Honored Crown against FHT hardcore Legend… Reverend Daddy Joe… IN A STEEL CAGE!
King: I look forward to Seeing Joe in the ring again but Ash as been on quite a role since he became FHT/Elite Commissioner. This should be a good one.
Back in Black blast through the arena as the crowd pops as RDJ makes his way thought he curtain to a massive pop.Announcer: The following match is for one fall and is a Steel Cage match for the Elite Global Honored Crown! Introducing first hailing from Staten Island, New York. weighing in at 234 pounds… REEEEEEEEEEEVEREND DADDY JOE!
RDJ is in the ring and starts to shadow box as his music fades and the lights dim before BIG DADDY STRIFE IS IN THE HOUSE!
The pyro explodes as Ten Thousand Fists blast and Ash strife walks out to the ring with eh GHC around his waist and he just stares at RDJ with a look of determination. Announcer: And his opponent, Hailing from Virginia Beach, Virginia. He stands at 7’4 and weighs 425 ibs…. He is the FHT/Elite Commissioner and Reigning Elite Global Honored Crown… “BIG DADDY” ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH STRIFE!
Both men are in the ring standing at opponent sides of the cage as the announcer pulls out the GHC declaration.Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I will read the ELITE Global Honored Crown title match declaration. Earlier tonight both men signed the original document. As a representative tonight of the ELITE Board of Directors, I hereby agree that the match of the 4th GHC Champion, Ash Strife, against Challenger, Reverend Daddy Joe, takes place at the FHT Arena, New York City, New York, on April 22nd, 2009; is the champion’s 3rd Global Honored Crown title defense authorized by the GHC committee; and is under the GHC official rules; dated April 22nd, 2009”.
DING! DING! DING!
King: and we are off neither man moves as they stare at each other.
Beckett: No Joe is scared look he is giving up almost 200 ibs to the Commissioner. Not to mention the height difference. And now he is locked in a cage with him… Get him Ash!
King: Biased much?
Beckett: No, I love the Uprising! Ace, Max and Ash… I want their babies…did I just say that out loud?
King: You seemed to leave out George Casey.
Beckett: Oh yeah I love him too… After what he did to LBM I am a Casey fan for life.
King: Ok but finally these two are moving towards each other and Ash easily powers Joe into a corner. Ash drives a stiff forearm into the face of Joe before ramming joe with his body weight trying to smash him into the corner. Joe looks stunned as Ash backs up and charges… Joe ducks and Ash gets Cage to the face and falls backwards. Joe is up and starts to stomp the champ as he does the best he can to cover up.
Beckett: Get up Ash! Joe cheated he used the cage as weapon to get Ash down.
King: Ash missed his target. Joe used his smarts, but Joe continues his assault but Ash grabs his foot and what power as he shoots Joe to his Back and Ash gets up. Joe rolls over to his stomach and starts to get up and Ahs with a huge punt kicks Joe and he goes flying into the steel messing before dropping to the mat. Joe is up!
Beckett: and back down he goes as Ash drove him with that huge full nelson choke slam!
King: Indeed. Ash goes for the first cover.
One…
Kick out by RDJ
King: Joe is p and starts to kick at the legs off Ash trying to cut down this giant red wood in the ring.
Beckett: Funny thing is remember back when Ash was the FHT Hardcore Champion and was defending against LBM that RDJ came down and they took out Ash for a few weeks. Luckily he didn’t tear anything but this is pay back time for Ash.
King: If he can keep his footing…
Beckett: Yes if he can keep his-HEY!
King: Joe runs and Drop kick that sends Ash staggering but he is still standing. Joe slides under his legs and attempts a Russian leg sweep… it hits. But not with the impact Joe needed… doesn’t matter Joe just needed to get the big man off of his feet. Joe shoots to the legs and tries to lock in a single crab…. He gets Ash over.
Beckett: doesn’t matter you can only win by pin fall in this match.
King: True but if Joe takes out that leg Ash won’t be very effective here. Look Joe grabs his leg and really tweaks it back and changes it to a different submission hold by rolling over and a beautiful switch from a crab to a STF. Ash is screaming in pain as he reaches out for the ropes. Ash is just out of reach here.
Beckett: Oh My Look at the strength!
King: He is not!?!
Ash Strife seeing how he is too far from the ropes begins to push him self off of the ground into a weird looking one legged push-up before rolling over squashing RDJ under his weight.King: and RDJ breaks the hold allowing Ash to get off of him. Ash goes to get up and look at that limp. There has been some damage down tonight. If Joe can capitalize on it we will have a new GHC tonight.
Beckett: No that can’t happen!
King: Ok you and this school girl crush on the uprising needs to stop already. RDJ gets up and using the cage to climb up he leaps off the side to hit a double axe handle on Ash’s shoulder and Ash drops. This doesn’t look good for the champ as Joe stalks him before kicking him in the face as Ash tries to sit up.
Beckett: No… not like this.
King: Relax Ash gets back up and floors Joe with a stiff clothesline. Ash takes a second to get the feeling back into his leg and he tries to shake off the hurt. Joe is back up and he grabs Ash around the waist as if he is going to German suplex him.
Beckett: No way Ash is too big for that
King: No he is not! As Joe is barley is able to get Ash over. But look he is beat read in the face after that. I hope he didn’t pull anything. But Joe bridges his legs
One…
Two…
Kick out by Ash!
King: Joe still holds on and is able to stand up while holding onto Ash and he looks to deliver another one… No that first one took a lot out of Joe and Ash back elbows Joe is the side of the head and wraps his arm around Joe’s waist… Side walk slam on RDJ. Ash Hooks the leg.
One…
Two…
Kick out by RDJ!
King: Ash is back up and he pulls up Joe and whips him to the Ropes and Ahs charges with a big Boot. Joe ducks, off the other ropes and Joe clips Ash behind the knee and Ash drops like a brick and grabs his knee.
Beckett: No!
King: Looks like we can have a new champion if Joe can take out that knee. Joe is climbing to the top rope and he leaps off with a splash onto the champ! RDJ hooks the leg.
One…
Two…
Kick out by Ash Strife!
Beckett: Someone get Ash out of there he is locked up with a mad man!
King: It was Ash’s idea for the cage match. He made his coffin so now he will sleep in it. Joe gets off of Ash and climbs to the top. He points to the sky and he climbs to the top of the cage.
Beckett: The Idiot can’t win by escaping, I hope he knows that.
King: I don’t think he is trying to escape…
RDJ: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?!!?
Crowd: JOE!
King: Joe leaps off the top of the cage with the Who’s Your Daddy Drop… No Ash rolls out of the way and Joe grabs his arm and screams in pain. I hope he didn’t break anything.
Beckett: Would serve him right if he did. Old ass man jumping off of a cage…
King: Ash gets up and stretches his Knee out and looks like he popped it back into place. Joe slowly gets up and Ash ducks under and scoops up Joe. Violent Love. Ash locks in that shaking massive bear hug and he is trying to squeeze the life out of Joe.
Beckett: Lets GO Ash! Clap clap clap calp clap Lets GO Ash! Yes look Joe is fading!
King: It does look that way.
The ref walks up and raises Joe’s Arm and it drops.
King: That was one.
The Ref raises his arm again and it drops for a second time.
King: That was two. One more drop and Ash retains.
The ref raises Joes arm for the third time and let’s go and it starts to fall for the third time but Joe stops it. Joe starts shaking as he tries to get oxygen to his body to fight back.
King: JOE LIVES! JOE LIVES!
Beckett: NO!
King: A poke to the eye and it’s all legal as it is a cage match and Ash breaks the hold. Joe Grabs Ash’s head on the way down and EVENFLOW DDT! Joe rolls over Ash and covers. We have a new Champion!
One…
Two…
Th-ASH STRIFE KICKS OUT!!!
Beckett: YES!
King: Both warriors are up and Ash power whips Joe right into the steel. Watch how he bounces off. Ash picks up Joe and whips him into the ropes and catches him with FALLING FROM GRACE! Huge tilt a whirl choke slam. Ash covers.
One…
Two…
Th-RDJ KICKS OUT!
King: Neither man refuses to give in here. Ash is in shock but he gets up and catches a charging Joe with a spine buster! Joe slowly starts to get up and Ash reaches out with that massive hand and Iron Claw! Look Ash’s hand is so big it is covering Joe’s face.
Beckett: This is where Joe will lose. I know it.
King: No low blow by Joe and Ash breaks the hold. Joe goes to the ropes one more time and leaps at Ash with a flying frankenstiener… Ash catches him…. And reverses it to a Strife Spike! Ash hooks the leg.
One…
Two…
Three!
Beckett: Oh Happy Day. Ash Wins! Ash Wins!
Announcer: Here is your winner and Still Elite Global Honored Crown… ASSSSSS STRFIE!
King: that was an amazing and very close match.
Ash Strife gets handed the GHC as he climbs to the top rope and starts to pose with the title. Taking a few moments to rest he holds the title high hen he falls off the top rope.Beckett: What the Hell?
King: It was Joe. Look he has a steel chair!
RDJ takes the chair and begins to pound away at Ash’s body as if he was playing a very twisted version of whack-a-mole. Head shot after head shot Joe keep swinging until Ash looks out. RDJ goes to the out side and reaches under the ring and pulls out a huge gym bag. He slides the bag under the ring and follows. Joe reaches into the bag and pulls out a staple gun and what looks like a business card. Joe proceeds to stable the card to Ash’s forehead and looks back into the bag.Beckett: where is the uprising? Ash is defenseless out here.
RDJ smiles and pulls out what looks like a gas can.King: OH MY!
Beckett: NO you can’t do this to the commissioner!
Joes opens the can and proceeds to pour gasoline all over Ash Strife. Once the can is empty Joe looks back in the bag to find something to light Ash on fire with. He soon smiles and stands up and pulls out a Zippo lighter. He holds it above his head and lights the flame and the Crowd is hushed. Until a slight cheer is heard. Joe turns his attention to the stage and there is the FHT/Elite Tag team champions, Max venom and Ace Andrews sprinting to the ring. Both men get into the ring when Joe drops the lighter and picks up a chair and swings it at venom only for Ace to bash RDJ with this title belt. Joes gets up and a double super kick by the tag champs sends RDJ over the ropes. Ace and Max then stand at the ropes guarding the entrance as RDJ walks away mouthing something about how Ash is first. The Tag champs turn their attention to their uprising Ally.
King: Wow Max and Ace just Saved Ash from being set on fire here but that is all the time we have. What will the uprising or more importantly what will Ash do to get his revenge on Joe here tonight?
Beckett: Anything and everything in his power and that is a lot to say the least but good night everyone. See you next week.