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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Apr 22, 2007 18:55:08 GMT -5
As Elite comes back, “Sick” Nick is walking out of the arena where a limo is waiting, courtesy of Elite. Wally Wilson walks up to Nick to have a word with him.
Wally Wilson: Nick, I hope you are not falling for this. Elite is just trying to butter you up to get you to sign their contract. They don’t care about you.
“Sick” Nick: Oh, you mean they don’t care about me like FHT cares about me. The ones who suspended me with out pay and left me outside a burnt down arena.
Wally Wilson: Yea, I know Trippy and Keith screwed you, but everyone else cares about you. The fans care about you. You belong in the FHT. You are as big apart of the history as anyone. And it would be a shame if you weren’t still a part of it.
“Sick” Nick: Yea, well it’d be nice if the FHT had limos for me or Page Three Girls or bought me a ring. Damn, it’d be nice if I only got a paycheck from them. You know what, for too long I have put my body on the line for the FHT and gotten nothing in return. This isn’t just an issue with Trippy and Keith. This is an issue with everyone there. If I am such a big part of FHT history, then where is my Hall Of Fame plaque? Trippy has one. I am sure Keith’s getting his hands on one right now. How come I get over looked? Huh? Who is the only person in FHT history to hold all FIVE championships?
Wally Wilson: You.
“Sick” Nick: Who is the only person in FHT history to hold three championships at once?
Wally Wilson: You.
“Sick” Nick: And up until last year, I held the longest single Undisputed Title reign and the longest cumulative Undisputed Title reigns. And the only reason I lost them is because Trippy is holding onto that title and not defending it. So if you are going to stand there and ask me why I am even listening to Elite… I’m going to stand here and say, at least they are listening back.
All of a sudden, two of the Page Three Girls stick their heads out of the moon roof and call for Nick.
Both Page Three Girls: Come on Nick, the champagne is starting to get warm. [Giggle, giggle.]
“Sick” Nick (As he is walking to the limo and getting in.): It seems those girls FHT got me can’t wait any longer… Oh wait, FHT only gave me a pink slip. Elite got me the girls and the limo and the multi million-dollar contract.
Nick gets in the limo and rolls the window down.
“Sick” Nick: Wally. Go tell Trippy and Keith they can go suck on a c[Beep!] ! ! !
The window rolls up and the limo takes off.
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Absolute Horror
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Post by Absolute Horror on Apr 23, 2007 3:59:40 GMT -5
*Evolution returns from commercials with Erik Knights standing by in the ring. *
Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ELITE Daredevil Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at 288 lbs and hailing from Malibu California, please welcome “Big” Dick Morris!
*Part of the fans start booing and other parts start cheering as Number One Spot hits the p.a. “Big” Dick pops out from the curtains and waists little time to start gyrating. “Big” Dick struts down the entrance ramp and gives some guys the eye along the way. He hops onto the ring apron, steps through the ropes, and bends over unnecessarily low to get in the ring. He steps on a bottom turnbuckle pad, and brings his other foot onto the top pad. “Big” Dick waves at some fans before stepping back into the center of the ring. His music cuts as he awaits his opponent. *
Erik Knights: And introducing second, weighing in at 210 lbs and hailing from Fort Worth Texas, by way of Transylvania, he is Your ELITE Daredevil Champion, “The New Horror Show” NIN Horror!
*The fans that booed and cheered Dick switch roles as the lights go out and Do It! hits the p.a. Smoke and lasers fill the entrance ramp as NIN Horror walks out from the curtains. He is wearing new, sparkly emerald colored boots, kneepads, and trunks, a black right elbowpad, a white hooded cloak, and the Daredevil Title Belt around his waist. NIN stops to do some calisthenics, and then starts walking down the ramp. NIN climbs up the ring steps and up a turnbuckle, then slides the cloak off and lets it fall to the floor. He raises his arms in the air, and then jumps into the ring. NIN yells at the ref to keep “Big” Dick in his corner as NIN takes off his Championship Belt. He hands the belt to the ref as his music cuts and the lights go back to normal. The ref shows the belt to “Big” Dick and then hands it off to the time keeper. The ref calls the competitors to the center of the ring, and “Big” Dick extends his hand to NIN. A slightly befuddled NIN looks out to the fans, and then accepts Dick’s handshake, but Dick pulls in NIN’s hand and kisses it! The fans pop as NIN pulls his hand back in disgust. NIN goes for a punch, but Dick blocks it and hits NIN with a DDT! *
***DING DING DING***
Most of the fans cheer as “Big” Dick suggestively mounts NIN and lays into him with rights. Dick crawls forward over NIN to play to the crowd, and NIN quickly rolls to the outside. NIN walks around spitting and wiping his mouth as the fans at ringside give him heat. NIN yells something at Dick, who invites him back into the ring by holding the ropes open and rubbing his leg. NIN jogs over to another side of the ring and slides in as the ref tells them to get back to the match. They circle each other and get in a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but the much heavier Dick easily throws NIN back. The fans cheer as NIN gets up and kicks a rope in anger. NIN goes up to Dick and throws up his right hand for a knuckle lock, but Dick offers his own right hand, claiming ‘it’s a lot stronger’. NIN cringes, then locks knuckles. Dick quickly gets the advantage as NIN yelps. NIN brings over his right hand for an advantage, but Dick quickly brings over his other hand to make it a standard Greco-Roman knuckle lock. Most of the fans cheer as Dick overpowers NIN and forces him down on his knees. NIN quickly leans back and turns his head away as Dick, leans forward. NIN gets back onto his feet and tries to overpower Dick, but Dick voluntarily drops on his knees and gets right up in NIN’s business. The fans gasp, then cheer as NIN looks down, freaks out, and bolts out of the ring.
NIN walks around at ringside with his hands up, ‘not having any part of that’. Dick leaves the ring and chases after NIN, who quickly slides back in. Dick slides back in the ring and charges at NIN with a clothesline, but NIN cuts him off with a Busaiku Knee Kick! Most of the fans boo as NIN gets back to his feet. NIN sits Dick up and punches him in the face, then slams his knee into his back and puts him into a rear chinlock. Most of the fans continue to boo as NIN breaks the chinlock occasionally to scratch and rake at Dick’s face. NIN eventually releases the hold and pushes Dick down to the mat. NIN gets up, and then drops a knee across Dick’s face. The fans boo as NIN gets up and drops another knee. NIN gets up and picks Dick up to his feet. NIN hits Dick with a few forearms and whips him into the ropes. NIN looks for a clothesline, but Dick cuts him off with a Lou Thesz Press! The fans cheer as Dick lays into NIN with punches. Dick gets up and plays to the fans as NIN slowly gets back up. NIN comes at Dick with a punch, but Dick blocks him and hits NIN with a punch. NIN stumbles and throws another right hand, but Dick blocks it again and goes for a punch, but NIN blocks it and Pokes Dick in the Eyes.
The fans boo as NIN hits Dick with a headlock takedown. NIN wrenches in the headlock on the mat, and punches Dick a few times. Dick gets on his knees, and then on his feet as the fans start to cheer him on. Dick lifts NIN up for a backdrop, but NIN kicks his legs, and takes Dick back down to the mat. The fans boo as NIN gives them the finger. But the fans quickly cheer as Dick rolls NIN over onto his shoulders for a cover, 1…2. NIN kicks out his legs to go back to the headlock. But Dick just rolls him over for another cover, 1…2 NIN rolls over, lifts Dick up, hits him with a few Crossface forearms, and locks him in the Sleeper Hold. The fans boo as NIN expertly clinches in the hold. Dick tries to fight out of the hold, but NIN has it locked in too well. He bangs on the mat trying to get the fan’s support, so the fans start to get behind him. Dick rocks around and eventually gets up to one knee. The fans really start to cheer as Dick gets up to his feet and walks around a bit. But before he can get too far, NIN kicks him in the back of the knee, and forces him back down to one knee. The fans boo again as NIN wrenches in the hold. Dick slowly tries to maneuver around so he can elbow NIN in the side. The fans begin to cheer again as Dick hits NIN with more elbows to the side. Dick gets up to his feet, lifts NIN up, runs at a corner, and turns around, driving NIN back into the corner to finally release the Sleeper.
The fans cheer as Dick turns around and hits NIN with punches in the corner. Dick climbs up the ropes and hits NIN with big punches as the fans count them out. He gets to 9, gyrates his hips, and hits NIN with one last punch before hopping back into the ring. Dick waves to the fans, then walks over to NIN, who grabs him by the hair and pulls him into the corner. The fans boo as NIN quickly hits Dick with a spinning back hand, followed by some punches. NIN hits Dick with some inverted elbows, and forces him down. NIN steps on Dick’s face and rubs in his boot, before hitting him with some nasty boot scrapes. NIN runs out of the corner, comes back, throws his leg out for the Ganja Boot, but gets stopped in his tracks when Dick throws his hand up and catches NIN. The fans ‘ooh/eww’ and then cheer as Dick, hanging onto NIN, gets up out of the corner. Dick walks around the ring with NIN, then grabs his chest with his free hand. Dick lifts NIN into the air with a Gorilla Press, and then throws him down on the mat. NIN rolls onto his feet holding his bits and pieces, but gets knocked down with a Big punch from “Big” Dick. The fans cheer as NIN gets up again, and again gets taken down with a big right hand. Dick grabs NIN by the hair, pulls him up to his feet, and lifts him up for The “Big” Finish, but NIN hits Dick in the head with a knee strike. The fans boo as Dick drops NIN back on his feet. NIN rakes Dick’s eyes, and then hits him with the Gamengiri!
The fans boo as NIN goes for the cover, 1…2…Dick gets a foot on the ropes. The fans cheer slightly as the pin is broken up. NIN grabs Dick by the hair and pulls his head over to the ropes. NIN rests Dick’s head on the bottom rope, slides out of the ring, reaches under the bottom rope, locks his hands around Dick’s neck, and squats down, choking Dick out. The fans boo as NIN viciously pulls back on Dick’s throat. The ref rushes over to count out NIN, and gets to 4 when NIN lets go. NIN steps back a bit, then comes back and hits Dick with a Yakuza Kick to the side of the head! The fans start to boo harder as NIN grabs Dick by the hair and pulls him out to the floor. NIN drags Dick up to his feet and pushes him against the guard rail. NIN hits Dick with a few knife edge chops, and then whips him at the ring. Dick hits the apron awkwardly and stumbles back at NIN, who then hits him with a Strong Lariat! The fans boo as NIN lifts his arm in the air to give them the finger. NIN walks back over to the ring and slides in, then gets in the ref’s face and tells him to start counting out Dick. The ref doesn’t want to because of the relaxed rules of the Daredevil Title, but NIN grabs him by the collar and threatens to ‘fuck him up’. The ref reluctantly complies and starts counting. 1, the fans boo as NIN walks around the ring to insult them. 2, NIN climbs up a corner to point and yell at one particular fan. 3, NIN hops back into the ring and waves off the booing fans. 4, NIN starts to stretch out in the center of the ring. 5, Dick is starting to crawl around on the floor. 6, NIN cracks his knuckles as Dick grabs onto the ring apron. 7, the fans start to rally behind Dick as he slowly starts to get back up. 8, Dick gets back on his feet and wobbles around. 9, the fans cheer as Dick finally crawls back into the ring!
NIN rolls Dick into the center of the ring and goes for a cover as the fans begin to boo again. 1…2..kickout! The fans cheer again as NIN puts his hands on his hips in frustration. NIN hits Dick with some forearms, then walks over to a corner, steps through the ropes, climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and mocks the fans. NIN leaps off the top rope and hits Dick with the Ghetto Stomp! The fans gasp and boo as NIN hops off of Dick. NIN faces the entrance ramp, points at himself with his thumb, points to the back with his other hand, and then flips it the bird, an obvious message to The Peep’s Champ, who uses the same move as the Peep Stomp. NIN turns back to Dick and goes for the cover, 1…2… Dick kicks out! The fans start cheering as NIN looks pissed. NIN gets up and pulls Dick to his feet. NIN whips Dick to the ropes and tries to catch him with a Scrap Buster, but Dick takes him down with a Spinning DDT! The fans erupt in cheers as Dick gets back on his feet. NIN gets up and charges at NIN, but Dick cuts him off with a boot to the gut. Dick whips NIN into a corner, and follows him with a Big Splash. Dick hits NIN with a flurry of punches, pulls him out of the corner, sits up on the top rope, pulls NIN in, and jumps out of the corner for a Tornado DDT, but NIN blocks the move by throwing him off. Dick lands on his feet and charges at NIN, but NIN cuts him off with a swift kick to the equipment! The fans boo as NIN hits Dick with a savate kick, a slap to the ribs, a right slap to the face, a left slap to the face, a backhand strike to the face, a roundhouse kick to the head. NIN pulls off his elbowpad, hits the ropes, and takes Dick out with the Strong Lariat! NIN goes for the cover, 1…2…3!!!!
***DING DING DING***
*The fans continue to boo as Do It! hits the p.a. NIN gets back on his feet and raises his hands up in victory. *
Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and STILL Champion, “The New Horror Show” NIN Horror!
*The ref gets the Daredevil Title Belt from the time keeper and hands it to NIN, but NIN tosses it down, grabs the ref, lifts him up, and hits him with the Space Coyote! The fans start to boo all over again as NIN gets up and stands over the KO’d ref. The music cuts as NIN walks over and gets the mic from Erik Knights. NIN faces the entrance ramp and points down at the ref. *
NIN: Hey Chase, Peep’s Champ, whatever, do you see what I just did to him? I just took him out with the goddamn Space Coyote! That’s what it’s called, the Space Coyote, not that ridiculous ‘Stiffness’, that you call your embarrassing rip-off! But hey, that name crap can wait, because I got something more important to say. You snuck up on me in that brawl on the last episode of Evolution, but you didn’t have the gall to stand up to me toe-to-toe. No, you ran off and I had to chase your punk ass all over the stands. Up until you picked up a chair and hit me with it like a little bitch! And this week, you run your mouth, daring me to step in the ring with you!?
*NIN looks pissed and befuddled as most of the fans continue to boo. NIN walks over to the ropes and points out to them. *
NIN: Hey goddammit, you English fans, I’m trying to stand up for myself, and all of ELITE, but you still boo me like this was 5 months ago? Come on, I come out here week after week and bust my ass trying to defend this company, and uphold the honor of one of it’s titles, but you can’t get over some things I did in the past? Come on!
*NIN lowers his arms and waits as the ELITE fans eventually stop booing. NIN’s core fans cheer and clap, most of the ELITE fans start to clap, the few FHT fans continue to boo, and some adamant ELITE fans just cross their arms in silence. NIN finally gets a warm enough reaction and walks around in the ring. He stops and points back at the entrance ramp. *
NIN: PC, you want to call me a fake? You wanna run your mouth and say that I’m not hardcore? That I’m not extreme? You think I can’t go to the limits you can? You idiot! What limits do you go to? Well, try to go to anyway? My limits! Those are my limits you’re going for. You’re 33 and you started your career when, 4 years ago? I’m 7 years your junior, but 10 years your veteran. I was paving the way for Ultraviolence in America before you got too old to pick up girls at the local disco anymore, let alone before you ever even stepped into a ring. I’ve done thing in the confines of a wrestling match that you can’t even image. There’s nothing you can do to me that hasn’t already been done to me dozens of times before. Shit, let’s looks at a few of the things I’ve done in ELITE alone. Truck monkeys, play my montage!
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Post by Absolute Horror on Apr 23, 2007 4:01:28 GMT -5
**WORLDWIDE TITLE** -Texas Death Match- NIN Horror [c] [w/ andrey stavoci & jack kent] vs. “The Hardcore Icon” David NIN grabs a tube, points it at David, runs, and hits David with a Light Tube Ole Kick! The fans gasp as blood starts to pour from various cuts on David’s face. Seeing his success, NIN runs back, then runs again at David, but David jumps out of his seat and catches NIN with an STO on the floor!
He steps over to NIN, holds the tube part over his right fist, then falls forward, hitting NIN with a Light Tube Fist Drop to the face.
David drags NIN up onto the table, and sets him up for a Death Valley Driver, but NIN falls back behind David and picks him up into the Torture Rack, but David slides back, spins NIN around, and hits him with the Davey-Cutter through the announcer's table!
David blocks the Suplex, spins himself and NIN around, and hits NIN with a Brainbuster onto the setup chair!
NIN steps out of the way, tosses the chair on the mat, grabs David from behind, and hits him with a bridging German Suplex onto the chair! The ref makes the count, 1…2.david kicks out, but NIN hangs on to David. NIN stands them up to their feet, walks them forward, and hits David with a bridging Dragon Suplex onto the chair! The ref counts, 1…2..david kicks out, but NIN still hangs onto him. NIN brings them to their feet again, walks forward, and hits David with a Straightjacket Suplex (Cross-arm German) onto the steel chair!
NIN swings his fists blindly at David, but he ducks, and finally pushes NIN Horror from the apron down onto the pile of Barbed Wire and Light Tubes!
NIN moves out of the way at the last second and David lands in the pile Barbed Wire and Broken Light Tubes!
David still will not submit, so NIN lets go of the Cravate, reaches into his boot, pulls out a white bag, and starts sprinkling it’s contents onto David’s wounds. It’s salt, NIN Horror is pouring Salt into David’s open wounds!NIN picks up David and sets him up for a Styles Clash on the top rope, NIN gets David in position, then jumps off the ropes and smashes David through the Barbed Wire covered Table with The Late Night Double Feature Picture Show!!!!!!! The fans almost have a mass heart attack, then start a hysterical “Holy Fuck!!” chant. NIN gets up, putting David in a Boston Crab on the barbed wire, then walks forward, dragging David across the barbed wire. NIN drags him to the center of the ring, turns David on his back, and finally rolls on top of David for the cover, the ref and everyone watching live and at home count along, 1…2…3!!!________________________________________ *The fans cheer the replays of NIN beating David. *________________________________________ GRUDGE MATCH ~NO RULES~ NIN Horror vs Blade NIN reaches into his boot, and then throws a big cloud of sand at Blade. He gets stunned, and NIN follows up by dropkicking the barbed wire covered chair into Blade’s face!
Blade is bleeding a lot now, and NIN winds back and smacks the chair against Blade’s face once again.
NIN catches him, and Uranage Suplexes Blade onto the barbed wire wrapped chair on the floor!
NIN sets up Blade and body slams him into a pile of abandoned seats.
Blade picks up the stunned NIN, sets him up, and Suplexes him onto the pile of chairs!
Blade goes back after NIN and tries to pick him up, but all of a sudden NIN slashes at Blade’s stomach with a Straight Razor!
NIN flexes his right arm, spins around, and goes for the Roaring Elbow on Blade, but Blade ducks it. NIN spins around trying to hit it again, but Blade catches NIN’s body, and Belly-to-Belly Suplexes NIN off of the balcony sending him through the tables below!!!!!
NIN walks down to the opposite end of the isle way, holds the chair up, then runs at Blade and hits him with a Barbed Wire covered Chair Ole Kick! The fans boo as NIN rubs the chair into Blade’s face with is boot. NIN pulls the chair away from Blade, then swings it right back into Blade’s face.
NIN stands up on the ropes looking to hit a Super Powerbomb! But Blade starts unleashing right hands on NIN’s cut, then wraps his legs tight around NIN’s head. Blade throws his body back out of the ring and hits NIN with a Frankensteiner from the ropes, sending him through the table, yeah, that table, on the floor below!!!!!
NIN reaches and grabs Blade’s arms, lifts him up, positions him right, and hits Blade with the Soylent Driver through the Barbed Wire covered Table!!!!!
NIN has wrapped his fist in Barbed Wire, and punches Blade in the head!!
The medics start walking the fighters over to the ropes facing the entrance ramp, BUT SUDDENLY NIN starts kicking and rocking around! He sits up and punches a medic in the head with the Barbed Wire Fist! NIN reaches around and hits another one with the Wired Fist, and then gets off the stretcher! The fans suddenly erupt in cheers as it looks like the match will continue. NIN erupts with the Fighter's Spirit and starts taking out medics and refs left and right with the Barbed Wire Fist! NIN grabs the people carrying Blade, and takes them out with the Wired Fist. Blade falls to the mat awkwardly, but NIN quickly picks him up, grabs his arm, wraps it around his neck, lifts Blade up, and hits him with the MASTA KILLAH!!!!!!!!!
NIN walks over to the broken Barbed Wire covered Table, and pulls it to the center of the ring. He goes over and gets the trashcan, and takes it over to the table. He pulls all twelve light tubes out of it and lays them across the table. NIN picks the can back up, flips it upside down, and pours out several hundred thumbtacks onto the light tubes and barbed wire wrapped table!!!
BUT SUDDENLY Blade reaches up and gives NIN a European Uppercut to his golden globes!! The fans explode in cheers as Blade goes for a Last Ditch Effort Moeru Toukon! NIN kneels down, and Blade grabs him, lifts him up, and Powerbombs him onto the Thumbtacks and Light Tubes and Barbed Wire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUT NO!!! NIN stabs Blade on the head with ................................... THE GHETTO FORK!!!!!! NIN stabs Blade again, causing him to drop NIN on his feet, and drop down to one knee. The fans gasp and erupt in boos at NIN for using the fork with sharpened, jagged spokes. NIN stabs Blade on the head a third time, then grabs him and puts him in a headlock. NIN then stabs Blade a forth time, and then shoves the fork into Blade’s cuts. NIN rakes the fork across Blade’s face, and then starts Stabbing Wildly at Blade’s forehead!!! Blood starts to squirt out of Blade’s head, and has now covered his entire face! His blood pours down over NIN’s arm, and down onto the already blood stained mat. NIN reels back and gives Blade one last Big Stab with the fork! NIN tosses away the fork, then grabs Blade, lifts him up, sets him up, and hits him with the Science Fiction onto the Thumbtacks and Broken Glass and Barbed Wire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIN yells, going Full Force Moeru Toukon, and gets up! He walks forward, dragging Blade across the tacks, glass, and wire, then stops, switches from the Boston Crab position to a half Surfboard Stretch, grabs Blade’s arms, lifts him up, and hits him with the Curb Stomp!! Face first on the tacks, glass, and wire!!!! But NIN keeps the legs locked, switches the hold, and then rolls back, once again locking Blade into the Horror Wheel!!!!! Blade screams in pain as NIN puts all the pressure on Blade’s injured knee, and uses Blade’s own body weight to push his face down into the tacks, glass, and wire!!! The fans try desperately to power up Blade, but at this point he has stopped screaming, and is starting to black out. The ref gets in Blade’s face, as Blade is now completely out of it. The ref rises one of Blade’s arms and lets go, Blade’s arm falls right to the mat, the ref does this again, and again the arm falls, the ref rises and lets go of the arm a third time, and a third time it falls to the mat! The referee has no choice but call for the bell!!!!!!!!!! The medic quickly leaves the ring, and the other personnel start to plead with NIN, who is putting Blade’s body up on the table. NIN grabs the razor from Jack, and starts cutting at the boot below Blade’s unprotected injured knee. NIN cuts from the top of the boot to the ankle area, then pulls the boot and the sock under it off of Blade’s leg. NIN then grabs the hand cuffs from Jack Kent, and cuffs Blade’s bare ankle to the top rope.
NIN makes it up to the top rope, and does a cutthroat taunt just before he jumps off and hits a Double Boot Stomp to Blade’s unprotected injured knee, driving it through the table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!________________________________________ *The fans start to boo, favoring the recently returned Blade over NIN, but eventually start clapping for NIN and his efforts. The cameras cut back to NIN in the ring, who picks his Daredevil Title Belt up off the mat. NIN slings the belt over his shoulder, and gets back on the mic. *NIN: Peep’s Champ, at Hell Freezes Over, *I dare you* to step in the ring with me! I’ll put my Daredevil Title on the line, but not in some shitty Garbage-Core match! Cause you see, that what wrong with you PC, and all the other FHT fucks, you need this spotty Ultraviolence to get over because you suck at everything else. You’re F’n Hardcore Period? You’re F’n Hardcore Only! Without chairs, without tables, you ain’t shit. Ya see PC, FHT, I’m NIN Horror, I am The Best Wrestler in The World Today, I can wrestle circles around you all, I can kick all your asses up one side ‘the street an down the other, and when it comes to Hardcore, ya’ll don’t have a prayer. Because I am Fuckin Hardcore down to the Core! I don’t need that shit to get over, but I can bust it out whenever I want. Look at me, at my tattoos and scars, Ultraviolence is in my blood, and I’ll gladly spill it if I have to. PC, you’ve seen what I can do, but I want to see what you can do. Not in some Garbage-Core match, but in a real wrestling match. PC, I’ll give you a shot at my Daredevil Title at ELITE vs. FHT: Hell Freezes Over, in a Pure Wrestling Match! That’s right, no weapons, no closed fists, a 20 count on the floor, and only 3 rope-breaks a piece. I know you don’t have the skill or talent to stand up to me, but do you have the balls to? PC, My Title, My Rules, Your ass, Pay-Per-View! *NIN drops the mic and lifts his belt into the air. The fans cheer and clap and start an ELITE chant as Do It! hits the p.a. NIN picks up his elbowpad and leaves the ring as Evolution cuts to commercials…
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The Show...
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Never Forget The Ones Who Showed You what Kicking Ass Was All About!
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Post by The Show... on Apr 23, 2007 11:27:03 GMT -5
You've Missed Him But Knowing Him He Hasn't Felt The Same Way Controversail! But He Doesn't Like It Any Other Way Love Him Or Hate Him Theres No Denying That He's The Best So Guess What Folks....
THE SHOW IS COMING
But Will He Be Loyal?
This One Man Will Bring Back Entertainment To Wrestling
So You Better Ask Him Who's Winning This War?
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Post by Blade on Apr 24, 2007 8:34:26 GMT -5
The camera opens backstage with Blade walking down a corridor, beer in hand. As Blade gets to the corner of the corridor, Dark Angel walks around it. The two men, long times friends, long time rivals, just stare at each other. Blade takes a sip of his beer.
Dark Angel: Hello Ben.
Blade: Sup Daniel
Dark Angel: Nothing you need be concerned about.
Blade: So you heading that way?
Dark Angel: Yes.
Blade: I better let you get on with it then. See you around.
Blade walks past Angel and continues off down the corridor, the camera in front of Blade. Behind Blade, Angel can be seen to look casually over his shoulder, barely turning his head. Angel then continues walking the opposite direction as Evolution cuts to commercial.
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Headbanger
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Post by Headbanger on Apr 25, 2007 1:20:49 GMT -5
The scene opens with Trey Spruance and FHT TV champion Headbanger walking through the halls of the ELITE backstage area, Singapore canes in hand. The two are smashing their canes into just about anything that doesn't move; trash cans, mail bins, laundry baskets' anything to cause a scene. Finally, they reach the end of the hallway and are confronted by a ELITE errand boy.
Errand Boy: Si...Sirs may I ha...have a word with you? I was a...asked to tell you two to cut down the noise. Please?
The errand boy covers his face in fear as the two men laugh.
Headbanger: What, you think we're gonna hurt you? We wouldn't do that.
Trey: I would.
Headbanger: Okay, so I wouldn't hurt you. We're just looking for some ELITE kids to play with.
The two men smash their Singapore canes together and laugh.
Errand Boy: Well...ummmm...I'll see what I can do.
The errand boy turns to leave but Headbanger reaches out and grabs him by the shoulder.
Headbanger: Wait one fucking second kid, I have a message for you to deliver. Tell ELITE to watch carefully next week on Superstars because the TV Champion WILL be in action! That's right, I found a sucker willing to step in the ring with me for a shot at this title! I want you to tell your bosses to watch closely.
Trey: And to bring snacks bro. I get the munchies after maulings.
Headbanger: Yeah, snacks; like some Goldfish.
Trey: And a pizza.
The errand boy stares at the two before Headbanger smashes the cane into the wall to snap him back into reality.
Headbanger: You heard the man, I expect Goldfish and pizza courtesy of ELITE next week. It can be their payment to us for flying out to England to be in this rathole of a promotion. You're dismissed.
The errand boy turns and begins to leave when Headbanger lunges forward and smashes his Singapore cane into the back of his knees, flooring the young man. The Violent One quickly steps forward and pulls the errand boy's head back to stare directly into his eyes.
Headbanger: One last thing. When you get back there, tell Nick I said hi.
Headbanger tosses the errand boy to the ground and the two FHT stars walk off, sharing a laugh as the scene fades out...
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Crusher Casey
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The Unstoppable Pyschopath
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Post by Crusher Casey on Apr 27, 2007 14:04:07 GMT -5
As Elite's Evolution comes back from break we see Crusher Casey walking around backstage , when out of nowhere comes Shit Head Fred with a cameraman in tow.....
SHF: Excuse me , Mr. Casey could I have a few words with you...
Casey just keeps walking away from him, but Fred is running after him, and he finally catches up to Casey....
SHF Mr. Casey, I just have a few questions for you, the fans of Elite and myself would like to know, how do you feel about SaTans Challenge set to you....
Casey:[glow=red,2,300]Well first Fred, WTF you doing chasing me, I did not want to talk to you in the first place....But I will answer your question[/glow]
SHF: Well I think the fans should know..
Casey:[glow=red,2,300]The match that we had, you know the "Barbed wire, or Razor wire, whatever it was, it was an awakening for me, I have never felt pain like that before, nor has anyone ever brought me to that level, and you know what "I LOVED EVERY FRIGGIN MINUTE OF IT..It made me realize that I am just a mere mortal, but a mere mortal who loves pain, seeing one's own blood spill out, and with seeing that becomes a MONSTER, no ordinary monster, one of which Elite nor FTH will ever see, So SaTan you want this, you want to go through another war with me, well you have just signed your "DEATH WARRANT" [/glow]
SHF: Well those are some big words coming from you, So what type of match will it be...
Casey:[glow=red,2,300]IT'S GOING TO BE THE 3 LEVELS OF HELL IN A CELL, AND SATAN YOU BETTER BRING YOUR "A" GAME LITTLE MAN, JUST TO SURVIVE IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE, NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY, ME AND BLUE HAVE A TAG MATCH TO GET READY FOR, SO MOVE OUT OF MY WAY LITTLE FROG...... [/glow]
Next we see Casey shove SHF out of the way and continues to walk, Fred looks a little concerned he turns to the camera and says...
SHF: Well there you have it, Casey has excepted SaTan's challenge, but it seems he through SaTan a curve...let's see what SaTan has to say about it....
{scene fades to a commercial}
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Post by Keith Williams on Apr 27, 2007 22:36:39 GMT -5
Elite comes back from commercial to find Fred mumbling to himself.Fred:The people that i have to interview in this company...Just then something catches his eyes. He begins running towards it. The camera pans over to see Keith Williams walking around. He is sporting jeans, a black shirt and his leather duster. On his head is a cowboy hat and he is sporting a pair of dark sunglasses.Fred:Mr. Williams, if I could get your thoughts on you and Trippy going for the FHT world tag team titles against Blue and Crusher Casey Keith takes a drink out of the beer that he is holding Keith Williams:Come again? Fred:..The FHT Tag Team title match that you are scheduled to compete in tonight Keith Williams:I ain't in any tag title match tonight Fred:Yes you are. It saids so right here Fred pulls out a paper that has the match line up written on it. He points to the top of the paper.Keith Williams:Let me see that! Keith snatches the paper out of Fred's hand. He raises his sunglasses and takes a look at the paper. He then lowers his glasses back down. Keith then crumbles up the paper and throws it into the trashKeith Williams:I don't know what you are talking about. There isn't a match scheduled for me and Trippy this evening. Fred is about to say something, but Keith raises his sunglasses once more. Fred takes one look and immediately shuts upKeith Williams:You see, I don't care which Jackass decided to book Trippy and myself in a match on Elite programming, but it isn't going to happen. Elite isn't going to get the bump in ratings due to Trippy and myself showcasing our far superior skills against the likes of Blue and Crusher Casey. If people want to see Trippy and myself wrestle, all they have to do is watch FHT Superstars every week and they can see us wrestle to their hearts content. But Blue and Casey, don't worry, you ain't getting the night off. With you holding those titles, you defend those titles when I say, and against who I say. And tonight you going to be defending those titles. I have decided to give Red Ninja his rematch that he so rightfully deserves. But see the problem is, Reaper isn't going to be his partner. I have been thinking and thinking of who to put into the match to partner with him. I need someone who I know can go in there and beat the holy hell out of those two clowns and take back what is rightfully FHT's and that is the tag team titles. After much though I have decided on The Peeps... Suddenly Keith sees something that makes his stop mid-sentence. The camera pans around to see none other then Stone Cold Steve Austin! Keith takes off his sunglasses and puts them into his coat pocketKeith Williams:Can I help you? Stone Cold Steve Austin:Yeah you sure in the hell can help me. You see I have been back for a few weeks now. And I haven't seen any action. I didn't come back to stand on the sidelines. Crowd:What??? Stone Cold Steve Austin:To be a cheerleader Crowd:What??? Stone Cold Steve Austin:To wear little pom-poms Crowd:What? Stone Cold Steve Austin:To do a little cheer Crowd:What??? Stone Cold Steve Austin:To do... Keith Williams:Ok, Ok, I get the point. So what do you want me to do? Stone Cold Steve Austin:I hear that you are looking for a partner for Red Ninja to face Blue and Casey. I want to be that partner. Keith Williams:Is that what you want? Stone Cold Steve Austin:Oh Hell Yeah! Keith Williams:If that is what you want Steve, you got it. Tonight for the first time ever, it will be Stone Cold Steve Austin and Red Ninja facing Blue and Crusher Casey for the FHT World Tag Team titles.. Austin walks off to prepare for his match. Keith reaches back into his pocket and pulls back out his sunglasses. He puts them back on. He then takes a drink out of his beerKeith Williams:He could had at least said thanks With that Keith walks off just leaving Fred there all alone holding his mic
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Apr 28, 2007 12:06:53 GMT -5
TEAM FHT (SCORPIO, DAVID & SATAN) ARRIVES[/color]
The theme music of FHT Superstars plays loud throughout the arena to loud boos from the crowd who hate FHT here tonite. First out of the curtain is the FHT Hardcore Champion Eric Scorpio who raises his arms in the air holding up his title belt to heat from the crowd. Remarkably there are some Eric Scorpio signs in the crowd as the camera pans the hostilie reaction.
Next out is the hardcore icon David F'N Hughes who the crowd begin to pelt with rubbish as David flips them off and shows no signs of being intimidated! Then the team captain comes. The FHT veteran who has been involved in some of FHT's most hellacious matches... Team Captain Satan who stands taller and just looks intense as all three men wearing FHT t-shirts get up into the ring amidst this near riotous crowd here tonite.[/color]
Gary King: This right here has the potential to be one of the craziest matches in ELITE history right here! Not every day we get to see a six man tag team match here in ELITE and espically not one involving three members of FHT!
Harold Gunther IV: You know the more I see of these FHT guys - the more I like! David and Satan are two long standing veterans who really know what they are doing in there and Eric Scorpio could very well be the future of this industry based on what little I've seen of him!
Gary King: You sink to a new low each and every time you are out here Gunther! For the past few months FHT has been obssessed with putting ELITE out of business and here you are putting them over! Just sit there and shut up!!!
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TEAM ELITE (LBM, DARK ANGEL & SOUL REAPER) ARRIVES
Pyrotechnics go off loud around the arena signifying the arrival of the F'N Legend Lbm who bursts down the aisle looking pumped up to be fighting tonite in front of this live UK crowd who are showing him huge respect as he comes to the ring to theme music of ELITE Evolution. Lbm smacks hands with the crowd as he points up toward the ring at his opponents here tonite showing no fear or apprehension.
As the ELITE music still plays... The now legendary "dong" plays three times through the music each time getting louder as the one and only Dark Angel emerges looking focused as he eyeballs the ring and his FHT opponents tonite. He stops at ringside beside Lbm who has yet to enter the ring and the two smack hands in a show of friendship as they stand awaiting the arrival of their tag team partner tonite.
A HUGE EXPLOSION from the ramp scares everyone inside the arena as flames engulf the set and the former ELITE Undisputed Champion makes his way down the aisle to undoubtably the biggest pop of the night. Reaper stands in the middle of this huge entrance and the crowd are loving it as he looks not only at his FHT opponents but at his ELITE counter parts on this night. He walks down the aisle and meets them as TEAM ELITE stand together for the first time.[/color]
Harold Gunther IV: Look at that! Look at the unease and distrust that exists on the side of TEAM ELITE! Lbm is gonna pick one of these guys to represent TEAM ELITE in a little over a week's time - but right here tonite - Lbm is frantically trying to keep these two - Dark Angel and Soul Reaper on the same page!
Gary King: Its well documented the fact that Soul Reaper and Dark Angel do not get on. There is a huge dislike on both sides right here. Both however have made their affiliations with Lbm and both have made their presense known on the side of ELITE!
Harold Gunther IV: All these years we've heard about Lbm being this great and shrewd politician in the back. Well right here Lbm is being put to the test as he tries to keep this thing at bay. Meanwhile inside the ring all the FHT can do is laugh as they look at the best ELITE can muster at this time!!!
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DING DING DING...[/color]
Long time ELITE referee Leon Spinx calls the bell as inside the ring TEAM FHT consisting of Eric Scorpio, David Hughes and Satan stand awaiting their opponents. Outside the ring Lbm stands in the middle sweating already tripping down his face trying to keep Soul Reaper and Dark Angel at bay who are standing nose to nose! The fans are actually booing now as it looks like Dark Angel and Soul Reaper are gonna start on each other. Lbm is trying to come between them.
REAPER SHOVES LBM out of the way as Dark Angel pushes Reaper now who glares at him and goes to shove him back. Inside the ring the 1st ever ELITE Daredevil Champion David Hughes doesn't miss a beat and jumps up to the top rope. Reaper and Dark Angel are about to trade blows as DAVID LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR looking to connect on both men with a huge splash. REAPER & DARK ANGEL MOVE!!! Both men seen it coming and seperate as David crashes and burns on the outside.
They both immediately put the boot to David as the place becomes unglued. Obviously they were teasing TEAM FHT. Lbm smiles as the three men all put the boots to David Hughes on the outside now to begin this match. Satan steps over the top rope and jumps down to the floor and attacks the former FHT and ELITE Undisputed Champion Reaper with a big boot. Eric Scorpio leaps from the apron taking down Dark Angel now as this match is underway with a near riot on the outside!!![/color]
Gary King: TEAM ELITE just outsmarted TEAM FHT right there with Reaper and Dark Angel seamingly on the verge of fighting only to take advantage of David Hughes!
Harold Gunther IV: This thing is out of control already as all six men are going at it on the outside of the ring... Someone call the riot squad!!!
Eric Scorpio is back to his feet and nails a huge insigouri kick on Dark Angel that sends Dark Angel over the baricade into the crowd in the aisle way. Scorpio in a hiccup jumps back up to the apron and does a huge jumping somersault landing ass first on Dark Angel and taking him down in the front rows. Satan has pulled Reaper inside the ring now as Satan and Reaper are exchanging blows in the ring. A huge Reaper chant rings out in the crowd as Reaper stiffs Satan with some heavy duty rights in the corner of the ring. Elbow to the jaw of Satan now as the "best big man in the business" Satan is feriously trying to stop the onslaught.
Reaper whips Satan to the ropes as Satan ducks and comes off with a big boot to the face of Reaper. Reaper goes down as Satan with his huge hand begins to choke the life out of Reaper as Reaper using a wrench to the eyes to stop the gigantic FHT star. Reaper kicks Satan in the gut as he tries to get him off the top of him. Reaper with a grude punch to the throat of Satan pops the crowd as he then repeatedly drops the eblow onto the adam's apple of Satan as this match is setting new levels of violence.
On the outside Lbm and David Hughes are fighting tooth and nail as the battle of two former best friends is turning ugly. David whips Lbm hard into the ring steps with Lbm taking the hit on his knees and flying 360 across the ringside area. David picks up the ring steps and throws them at Lbm now to loud boos from the crowd as fans in the front row do the fingers at David. David grabs a beer off a fan and drinks it down before pouring the rest over Lbm as the fans are furious. Davey does a dropkick onto the stairs which are lying on top of Lbm before posing to the crowd as this new cocky attitude David Hughes is making himself known.[/color]
Gary King: Referee Leon Spinx has lost control of this one right from the get go as I don't know if he's ever gonna get this one under control!
Harold Gunther IV: Where in the hell have Dark Angel and Eric Scorpio gone??? I can't even see them anymore!
On the outside of the ring Lbm is crawling away trying to get himself up using the commentary table. David stalks Lbm and starts bashing his skulll of the commentary table in front of Gary King and Harold Gunther. David picks up a monitor and tries to blast it over the skull of Lbm but Lbm punches him in the gut. Lbm with the monitor in his hand now. Lbm smashes the monitor into the face of David Hughes sending David flying over the top of the commentary table. King and Gunther flee the table as Lbm leaps over the table monitor in hand and just out of shot beneath the table repeatedly brings the monitor down on David's face.
In the crowd Dark Angel hits a vicious DDT onto an opened chair on Eric Scorpio taking the FHT Hardcore Champion down. Dark Angel salutes the crowd holding his arms open like a crucifix. He picks up the steel chair and smacks it down on the back of Scorpio who is being pummelled by the impressive Dark Angel!!! Angel drags Scorpio up into the wheelchair seating area now. Theres an empty wheelchair sitting as Angel picks it up and throws it at Eric Scorpio. Dark Angel fixes the chair upright now and puts Scorpio in it. Scorpio is dazed as the fans are surrounding them during the action here. Dark Angel begins to push Scorpio in the chair over towards the upper stands. Like a mother with a toddler Angel drags Scorpio up the flight of stairs into the stands backwards. They go up about 20/30 steps now as the fans are cheering Dark Angel. Angel stands at the top of the cheap seats now with Eric Scorpio in the wheel chair. DARK ANGEL PUSHES SCORPIO IN THE WHEELCHAIR DOWN THE FLIGHT ON STEPS!!!
The chair rolls for the first few steps before Eric Scorpio falls out of it and begins tumbling down the steps with the chair in pirsuit. Finally Scorpio lands on top of several chairs as the wheelchair crashes into his back. Dark Angel yells out a huge cheer as the ELITE fans are going crazy. Inside the ring Soul Reaper leaps from the top rope trying to bring a knee down on Satan's neck but Satan rolls out of the way and to the outside. Holding his neck and gasping for a breath Satan tries to walk it off trying to breath in. Reaper runs to the opposite ropes and comes running back propelling himself over the top rope trying to splash Satan! SATAN CATCHES REAPER! Satan caught Reaper as he leaped through the air from the ring to the outside. Satan holds him in position and rams him repeatedly back first into the outside turnbuckle post off the ring. He then drops Reaper back first onto the baricade!!! Reaper is dangling there as Satan in a rare moment jumps up on the baricade and stands on top of it! He brings the leg down and hits a huge leg drop of Reaper as Reaper falls into the crowd and Satan lands on the protective mats!!![/color]
Gary King: This thing is crazy!!! Eric Scorpio is lying somewhere dead in the crowd! We got David Hughes lying in a pool of blood here under our table and Reaper may have just had his back broken by that unstoppable monster Satan!
Harold Gunther IV: David Hughes is bleeding at my feet here. Obviously Lbm has not forgotten the actions of David Hughes several weeks ago.
Lbm pulls David up on top of the broadcast table now as blood is literally streaming from David Hughes face. Lbm positions David Hughes on top of the table. Lbm jumps up on top of the table and pulls David up. Lbm is standing on top of the table pulling David up as Satan out of nowhere pulls Lbm's leg out from under him and pulls him off the table to the concrete. Lbm falls hard on his hip as Satan picks up Lbm and like a rag doll tosses Lbm across the outside area.
Satan picks up Lbm into a gorilla press slam now and slams him over the top rope into the ring. Satan grabs the top part of the ring steps and throws it inside the ring and with one foot jumps up on the apron and steps over the top rope. Lbm pulls himself up by the rope as Satan runs at Lbm steps in hand and takes him down. Satan picks up by the throat and chokeslams' Lbm hard onto the mat. The fans boo Satan who is obviously pissed off for the brutal attack Lbm did on him the previous week. Satan makes the first cover attempt of the match. Leon Spinx is right there... One, Two - Lbm kicks out!!! Satan positions the steel steps in the centre of the ring as he picks up Lbm by the throat again. Recreating the Great Khali finisher - Satan lifts Lbm up the throat with two hands and hold him in place just above the steps... BOOM... He drops him back first onto the steel steps doing the Great Khali's finisher. Lbm is twisted up as his back goes into the steps. Satan holds his arms up victorious now as the fans are incensed.
DARK ANGEL... DARK ANGEL... DARK ANGEL... The mysterious Dark Angel grabs a steel chair from ringside and jumps up on the top rope behind Satan's back. Satan turns around as Dark Angel leaps with the steel chair in hand bringing it crashing down on the skull of Satan!!! The chair is dented upon impact but SATAN WONT GO DOWN! SATAN WONT GO DOWN!!! Dark Angel looks in shock as he again takes the chair and wallops Satan with it as he still won't do down. In a scene reminiscent of Foley/Rock - Dark Angel goes crazy and begins swinging the chair for all he is worth as finally Satan goes down! Dark Angel pins him... One, Two... Another kickout!!![/color]
Gary King: This Satan is a monster!!!
Harold Gunther IV: Satan came to ELITE two months ago when Trippy and Keith first invaded and made an open challenge to anyone in ELITE who wanted a piece of him! It would be weeks before finally Crusher Casey would step up to the plate. No one has wanted any piece of Satan!!!
Lbm is lying motionless at the side of the ring as Dark Angel lifts Satan into position in the centre of the ring where the steel steps are. Dark Angel on top of the steps now and pulls Satan up on top of them too. He signals for it... Showing huge strength Dark Angel picks up Satan in position for a tombstone onto of the steps!!! Dark Angel has him up... MOONSAULT MOONSAULT MOONSAULT... David Hughes out of nowhere returns to the ring and jumps to the top ropes and moonsaults right into Dark Angel taking him and Satan down from their position on top of the steel steps.
The crowd boo but can't help but chant Holy Shit as David clips his head on the back of the steps. David pulls himself up a complete crimson mask now as he slides the ring steps out of the ring. He grabs Dark Angel and puts him into the centre of the ring. Rolling Thunder by David Hughes ala Rob Van Dam. David immitating one of his heros then jumps to the outside of the apron propelling himself sommersaulting over backfirst onto Dark Angel. David is soaked in blood here as he notices Lbm slumped in the corner using the bottom turnbuckle as a pillow. David slides to the outside of the ring grabbing a steel chair from ringside. He positions it over the face of Lbm as he climbs to the opposite set of turnbuckles...[/color]
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Apr 28, 2007 12:54:38 GMT -5
THE MATCH CONTINUES...[/color]
Gary King: We've seen David Hughes execute this before Harold. But with all the blood loss - how effect can he be..
Harold Gunther IV: Right now the 1st Daredevil Champion of ELITE and current proud FHT member is about to humble us all...
DAVID HUGHES EXECUTES A VAN TERMINATOR FROM ONE CORNER TO THE OTHER ON LBM... REAPER PULLS LBM OUT OF THE RING... REAPER PULLS LBM OUT OF THE RING... DAVID GOES FEET FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! David Hughes mangles himself on a steel chair as Soul Reaper out of nowhere made the save for Lbm and dragged him out of the ring. Reaper who's back is bound to be hurting jumps up on the apron and quickly picks the left overs of David Hughes. Reaper punches hard with his taped fists into David's face. Reaper is furious and he slaps David on the face.
Lbm is on the outside trying to get himself together now as Satan is also on the other side of ringside doing the same. Reaper snap suplexes David hard inside the ring. Reaper picks him up and positions him on the top turnbuckle seated. He jumps up behind him and side suplexes David hard off the top rope. David has been picked apart now. Dark Angel pulls himself back up as Satan attempts to interfere. Lbm pulls down the bottom rope behind Satan as Dark Angel splashes both himself and Satan over the top rope to the floor. Reaper is toying with David now as we see a rare sick smile etched on Reaper's face.
On the outside Lbm and Dark Angel double team Satan dragging him over to the commentary table. They drag him over and place him in top. Dark Angel holds him in position as Lbm climbs up to the top turbuckle inside the ring. Lbm leaps and splashes on top of SATAN through the commentators table. The fans chant holy shit as Dark Angel pulls Lbm out of the wreckage. Dark Angel surveys the damage as he rolls Lbm back inside the ring. Dark Angel them jumps back up on the apron now.[/color]
Gary King: Oh my gawd - Satan is lying motionless on top of our commentary table!!! The monster isn't moving!!!
Harold Gunther IV: David Hughes is in trouble now!!!
David Hughes is a bloody mess as all three members of TEAM ELITE stand inside the centre of the ring. The fans are cheering wild now as ELITE has just decimated each member of TEAM FHT. Reaper holds David up... SUPERKICK by Lbm on David... Dark Angel picks him up now and hits a tombstone piledriver on him... The crowd are on their feet chanting ELITE popping louder for each move! Leaving it for Reaper. Soul Reaper picks up David Hughes!!! REAPER'S REQUIEM!!! REAPER REQUIEM!!!
On the outside of the screen we see Eric Scorpio jumping over the barricade... ONE... He falls to the arena floor as he tries to climb up onto the apron... TWO... He leaps into the ring but is too far away... THREE!!!! DING DING DING!!!
TEAM ELITE WINS!!! (18 mins 23secs)[/color]
Gary King: What a six man tag team match!!! TEAM ELITE consisting of Dark Angel, Soul Reaper and Lbm have just destroyed TEAM FHT in what could very well overshadow the big tag team match coming up in two Sundays!!! I hold my hat off to each member of TEAM FHT - they took the fight to the three biggest guns ELITE has but in the end... it was TEAM ELITE who are standing tall!!!
Harold Gunther IV: What an impressive effort by David Hughes who is undoubtably one of the toughest sons of a bitches in wrestling! And it took all three of TEAM ELITE as well as a set of steel steps and our commentary table to take down Satan!!! Eric Scorpio - what a let down for TEAM FHT!
Gary King: What? Eric Scorpio - the rookie sensation that is the FHT Hardcore Champion just hung with five of the biggest names in independant wrestling! Eric Scorpio just looked like he belonged out there and is right now the only FHT man still on his feet!!!
Lbm and Dark Angel stand posing with their arms raised meawhile Reaper stands somewhat lonesome in the ring as the ELITE fans cheer the winners of this match!!! Lbm looks to be having words with Dark Angel as he then proceeds over to Soul Reaper and begins to chat with him.[/color]
Harold Gunther IV: I think FHT's commissioner Keith Williams should be keeping his eye on this boy cause I believe he could have made it back to that ring alot sooner to help his teammates!!!
Gary King: Regardless... Soul Reaper, Dark Angel and Lbm all came together right there and formed one hell of a team in this thing!!! So now the question... who will Lbm pick to face Trippy P and Keith Williams in two weeks time!!!
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Post by Ninja/Killer on May 1, 2007 15:09:55 GMT -5
(OCC:I'm tired of waiting and don't want this holding up this show)
ELITE and FHT Tag Team Championship Match
Crusher Casey and Blue def Red Ninja and SCSA
When Killer interfered and Clotheslined Ninja as he was setting Blue up for an RBW. Blue than nailed Ninja with a Tombstone Piledriver as Casey and Austin fought on the outside
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 12, 2007 5:16:54 GMT -5
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...[/color] The music of The F'N Legend plays out inside the Lawlor Events Centre as Lbm makes an appearance on FHT Superstars to his old classic theme music. The fans of FHT are red hot tonite and are not liking the fact Lbm is there. After the events of last week's ELITE Evolution, Lbm has a huge smile on his face as he jumps up on the apron and gets into the centre of the ring and asks for a microphone from ringside.
As Lbm's music fades out the crowd begin a huge "LBM SUCKS DICK" chant which Lbm responds to by flipping two fingers at the FHT crowd. Lbm stands there with the mircophone as one fan throws a drinks' cup into the ring that smacks Lbm off the head to a loud pop. Lbm points at the fan furious as the FHT security eject him. Lbm flips the fan off as he is dragged out and then returns to mockingly smiling toward the crowd.[/color] Lbm: You know I gotta say... I kinda getting used to this. It's just like old times being back here on slow running, poorly booked, episodes of FHT Superstars! Where "Sick" Nick makes his contribution in the first 30 minutes which is usually the most well presented and entertaining moment of the show - but unfortunately isn't even noticed or appreciated by his ever "loyal" FHT co-workers! Where Red Ninja - the greatest wrestler in the world apparently comes in and cuts promos in front of the proverbial mirror (and you folks all know what I'm talking bout...) and where as per fuckin' usual Trippy P himself occupies the main event position as the FHT Undisputed Champion! I guess what I'm saying is... I'm gonna miss this place once this whole war thing is all said and done!!! * pause* Am I fuck??? Hahahaha!!! Loud boos for Lbm who laughs inside the ring![/color] Lbm: I'll cut to the chase because quite frankly the smell of human faeces in this shit hole is making dizzy. You see this whole time - FHT have been claiming they are dominating, they are winning this war! Well last week ELITE fought back! Last week ELITE Evolution had a cracking show let down by one fact and that was that the FHT half of the main event pussied out of a match with the best damn tag team in the world ELITE/FHT Tag Champs Casey & Blue. What was it I heard someone say - where do ELITE get off booking FHT guys in matches? Well you know what... where do we get off in ELITE booking FHT guys in matches. Cause hell even FHT guys don't book FHT guys in fucking matches.... BANG BANG... Fuck I bought my ticket to see Wrestler #1 and Wrestler #2 kick some ass! And by gawd there better be a Red Ninja squash match or I'll want my money back!!! Louder boos for Lbm as more rubbish is thrown at him[/color] Lbm: Hahaha... And don't you just know that somewhere there's somebody already beginning work on their next promo "Bla bla bla Lbm always cuts shoots bla bla bla got boring in 2005 bla bla". Let me make myself clear out here right now shall I! Trippy P and Keith Williams and their boys have spent years painting this picture that Lbm is an asshole who politics his way through life saying all the right things to people and then turning his back on those same people moments later when there back is turned! Well you know - thats all fuckin true! I am just as big an asshole if not bigger than Trippy P or Keith Williams have ever told anyone! WOOOOO!!!! Sunday night - Hell Freezes Over! FHT and ELITE are at war - it's been like that for more than two years... But Sunday night, HELL FREEZES OVER when that war comes to pay per view! When that ungodly personal vendetta that ELITE and FHT have for one another translates itself into one show! Head to head - FHT will face ELITE on a night that no one ever thought they'd see! So many great matches have been booked. Once a lifetime oppurtunities that you will never see again! And the big main event... Keith Williams and Trippy P face off against the two best ELITE have to offer... And you know what I'm flattered that many people thought one half of that team would be me. But you see unlike some wrestling bosses - I realise that just cause have an "interest" shall we say in ELITE - well that doesn't neccessarily mean I belong in the main event nor that I am infact the best (in my case far from it). So this Sunday night - the two best ELITE has to offer agsinst Trippy P & Keith Williams!!! Not me you jackasses! I give you TEAM ELITE... DARK ANGEL AND SOUL REAPER!!!
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