Post by robert on Dec 22, 2013 14:16:23 GMT -5
We see Robert Gordon sitting at his desk, and his office is decked out in Christmas decorations. There is a gift bag on his desk.
Robert: Christmas is a great time here at the office. Every year Hunter and Vince give us a gift that is really personal. Last year I didn't get one since Hunter said that losers don't get gifts. So, let's see what they got us.
Gordon goes through the bag and shows us the gift:
(But autographed)
Gordon *See's Kane walking by with his gift*: Kane, what did ya get?
Kane walks in and shows him the same gift.
Gordon: At least it's autographed!
We see Kane standing in his office.
Kane: Hunter didn't autograph it.
We see Kane autographing all the DVDs.
Kane: And to think I used to be the Devil's favorite demon.
Gordon: We used to get copies of the McMahon DVD every year for about two years. That one did not sell well.
*We see a storage room full of McMahon DVD's along with some XFL merchandise, ICOPRO boxes, and WBF videos.*
Gordon: Secret Santa is pretty big with all the office people and guess who I drew? *Gordon mouths Kane.*
We see Kane with an angry look on his face as he looks at his secret Santa slip.
Kane: He rigged it didn't he?
Back to Gordon.
Gordon: Not necessarily rigged it, but Kane did his draw from a special hat. Secret Santa is great, but certain people have been barred from doing it.
The camera pans over to Arn Anderson who is standing outside of Gordon's office with a tire iron.
Last year in Florida
We see a large refrigerator box with a bow on it at NXT headquarters as Dusty Rhodes walks in.
Dusty: Threcret Thanta. I wonder what Codah got maeh.
Dusty opens the box and Arn Anderson charges out with a tire iron and hits Dusty in the gut with it, doubling him over. Arn then hits him in the back as NXT people quickly converge on the scene.
Gordon: The office Christmas party is great, Vince is usually there but he doesn't dress as Santa any more. He horrified the kids when he fired the janitor. Last year, I was the human Christmas tree.
*We see Gordon with tied up with Christmas lights in a dark room. Triple H walks in with a sledgehammer. Arn Anderson follows in with his tire iron. Triple H looks at Arn.*
Triple H: What the hell are you doing here, Arn?
Arn: Payback, Ric.
Triple H: I told you not to call me that in public, only on the phone.
Gordon: And people wondered why I closed the FHT down the last time.
We see various office people and talent at the company Christmas party, Thy Kingdom Come is on the TV.
Gordon: Triple H locked the remotes in his office, the last person who turned off a Triple H DVD was Jim Ross in 2011. He was unfired three days later.
A Christmas tree with ornaments of various talents is shown. Vince walks by and throws the Daniel Bryan ornament that was on top of the tree away and place the Orton ornament on top. Steph walks by and throws the Orton away and puts the Triple H ornament on top. We see Robert Gordon talking with Dolph Ziggler by the tree.
Ziggler: Why isn't there a Ziggler ornament?
Gordon tries to find an answer.
Gordon: Lemme ask Hunter. Gordon yells at Hunter who is off screen. Hey Hunter, why isn't there a Ziggler ornament?
Triple H (Off screen): Market research shows that people don't want to buy anything involving Dolph Ziggler.
Ziggler sadly walks off as Gordon walks over to Kane with his gift.
Gordon: Merry Christmas Kane...do demons celebrate Christmas?
Kane: They do.
Gordon gives Kane his gift, Kane opens it to reveal the car battery he used on Shane McMahon. Kane smiles an albeit painful smile. Kane gives Gordon his gift. Gordon opens it to reveal the mask Kane wore when he first debuted.
Gordon: Thanks, Kane. It does smell though.
Kane: It's from all the pyro.
Kane: It's been sitting in my basement since 2002, and my basement flooded a few times. Should have told him that.
Gordon goes to hug Kane, but Kane stops him and leaves with his battery.
Gordon: I hope he appreciates the battery, it was auctioned off on the WWE site in 2004. I had to pay like 2000 bucks for that damn thing. I hope K. Williams from Baltimore uses the mon-
Gordon suddenly has a realization.
Gordon: Sonofabitch.
We end with Gordon wearing the Kane mask and throwing a piece of paper in the garbage and trying to use his arms to make it explode.
End.
In a post credits scene we see a depressed Dolph Ziggler walking through the WWE offices until Roman Reigns runs in and spears him through a cubicle. Reigns roars and quickly runs off.
Robert: Christmas is a great time here at the office. Every year Hunter and Vince give us a gift that is really personal. Last year I didn't get one since Hunter said that losers don't get gifts. So, let's see what they got us.
Gordon goes through the bag and shows us the gift:
(But autographed)
Gordon *See's Kane walking by with his gift*: Kane, what did ya get?
Kane walks in and shows him the same gift.
Gordon: At least it's autographed!
We see Kane standing in his office.
Kane: Hunter didn't autograph it.
We see Kane autographing all the DVDs.
Kane: And to think I used to be the Devil's favorite demon.
Gordon: We used to get copies of the McMahon DVD every year for about two years. That one did not sell well.
*We see a storage room full of McMahon DVD's along with some XFL merchandise, ICOPRO boxes, and WBF videos.*
Gordon: Secret Santa is pretty big with all the office people and guess who I drew? *Gordon mouths Kane.*
We see Kane with an angry look on his face as he looks at his secret Santa slip.
Kane: He rigged it didn't he?
Back to Gordon.
Gordon: Not necessarily rigged it, but Kane did his draw from a special hat. Secret Santa is great, but certain people have been barred from doing it.
The camera pans over to Arn Anderson who is standing outside of Gordon's office with a tire iron.
Last year in Florida
We see a large refrigerator box with a bow on it at NXT headquarters as Dusty Rhodes walks in.
Dusty: Threcret Thanta. I wonder what Codah got maeh.
Dusty opens the box and Arn Anderson charges out with a tire iron and hits Dusty in the gut with it, doubling him over. Arn then hits him in the back as NXT people quickly converge on the scene.
Gordon: The office Christmas party is great, Vince is usually there but he doesn't dress as Santa any more. He horrified the kids when he fired the janitor. Last year, I was the human Christmas tree.
*We see Gordon with tied up with Christmas lights in a dark room. Triple H walks in with a sledgehammer. Arn Anderson follows in with his tire iron. Triple H looks at Arn.*
Triple H: What the hell are you doing here, Arn?
Arn: Payback, Ric.
Triple H: I told you not to call me that in public, only on the phone.
Gordon: And people wondered why I closed the FHT down the last time.
We see various office people and talent at the company Christmas party, Thy Kingdom Come is on the TV.
Gordon: Triple H locked the remotes in his office, the last person who turned off a Triple H DVD was Jim Ross in 2011. He was unfired three days later.
A Christmas tree with ornaments of various talents is shown. Vince walks by and throws the Daniel Bryan ornament that was on top of the tree away and place the Orton ornament on top. Steph walks by and throws the Orton away and puts the Triple H ornament on top. We see Robert Gordon talking with Dolph Ziggler by the tree.
Ziggler: Why isn't there a Ziggler ornament?
Gordon tries to find an answer.
Gordon: Lemme ask Hunter. Gordon yells at Hunter who is off screen. Hey Hunter, why isn't there a Ziggler ornament?
Triple H (Off screen): Market research shows that people don't want to buy anything involving Dolph Ziggler.
Ziggler sadly walks off as Gordon walks over to Kane with his gift.
Gordon: Merry Christmas Kane...do demons celebrate Christmas?
Kane: They do.
Gordon gives Kane his gift, Kane opens it to reveal the car battery he used on Shane McMahon. Kane smiles an albeit painful smile. Kane gives Gordon his gift. Gordon opens it to reveal the mask Kane wore when he first debuted.
Gordon: Thanks, Kane. It does smell though.
Kane: It's from all the pyro.
Kane: It's been sitting in my basement since 2002, and my basement flooded a few times. Should have told him that.
Gordon goes to hug Kane, but Kane stops him and leaves with his battery.
Gordon: I hope he appreciates the battery, it was auctioned off on the WWE site in 2004. I had to pay like 2000 bucks for that damn thing. I hope K. Williams from Baltimore uses the mon-
Gordon suddenly has a realization.
Gordon: Sonofabitch.
We end with Gordon wearing the Kane mask and throwing a piece of paper in the garbage and trying to use his arms to make it explode.
End.
In a post credits scene we see a depressed Dolph Ziggler walking through the WWE offices until Roman Reigns runs in and spears him through a cubicle. Reigns roars and quickly runs off.