Monday Night Legacy - March 17th, 2008

["Sick" Nick™]

Monday, March 17^TH, 2008

Live from the Bell Center, Montreal, QC--------------------

GLOBAL HONORED CROWN
GHC Qualifying Match

NIN Horror [c] -vs- Simz

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SINGLES
Match

The Peep's Champ -vs- Hulk Ninja

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SINGLES
Match

Killer -vs- Patrick Xavier




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- C O M M E N T A T O R S -
Gary King, A-Damn Hater and Wally Wilson

Wally Wilson: What a PPV we are coming off of!

Gary King:Yes it was. It was action packed and hard hitting.

A-Damn Hater: Not only that, but we get a little taste of the PPV tonight.

Gary King: That's right Ad. Tonight we are going to have a match that was scheduled for the PPV, NIN versus Simz.

Wally Wilson: Unfortunately we ran out of time on the PPV, but that just means we get a PPV quality match on free TV!

[tpc]

THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE

Harold Gunther IV: The FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja is about to make his way to the ring to start to show off here tonight

["Sad But True" blasts over the PA however to everyone's surprise Hulk Ninja steps out threw the curtains onto the stage wearing red and yellow he does some unamusing Hulk Hogan poses before he makes his way down the ramp into the ring where he does some more unamusing Hulk Hogan poses before he's handed a mic as the fans boo him]

Gary King: What is this about this has to be the work of Lbm

Hulk Ninja: .............

[Before Hulk Ninja has a chance to speak "Stitches" By Allele blasts over the PA to a massive pop from the fans as The Peep's Champ steps threw the curtain onto the stage wearing the ELITE Heavyweight Championship he points out at his peeps as he stares at them before he spites down on the stage before he walks down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope The Peep's Champ climbs up to the second turnbuckle and once again points out to his peeps and stares to a massive pop before he spites down to the mat below before he steps down and gets a mic]

The Peep's Champ: WOW WOW WOW theres a better way man so please I beg you put down the mic and no one gets hurt brother

A-Damn Hater: Its not Lbm its the work of The Peep's Champ what does he think he is doing

[Hulk Ninja lowers his mic]

The Peep's Champ: Thats better now Hulk Ninja I'm sure you have some bad two second unexciting promo for these peeps about how your going beat some jobber here tonight but your not going tell us instead your going show us right brother

Harold Gunther IV: The ELITE Heavyweight Champion is taking blows at the FHT Undisputed Champion

[Hulk Ninja lifts up the mic to speak into it but The Peep's Champ covers it with his hand and motions that a simple nod would do as Hulk Ninja nods yes]

The Peep's Champ: However I have a better slightly longer more exciting promo about how right here tonight I think it should be ELITE Heavyweight Champion The Peep's Champ Vs Jobber Squasher Hulk Ninja brother

Gary King: The Peep's Champ didn't like that Red Ninja called Lbm more controversial then him and now he is firing back

[Hulk Ninja gives The Peep's Champ a nod yes]

The Peep's Champ: Now your Red........I mean Hulk Ninja and there is no way your going lay down and put someone over so how about for amusement you put your mask on the line brother

A-Damn Hater: This isn't funny someone shut him up thats the FHT Undisputed Champion he's making fun of

[Hulk Ninja gives The Peep's Champ another nod yes]

Harold Gunther IV: I understand The Peep's Champ is just having a little fun but is he going to far

The Peep's Champ: Now to all my peeps try to bear with me here tonight because I face the biggest challenge of my career brother

[Hulk Ninja starts doing some unamusing Hulk Hogan poses to the boos from the fans but The Peep's Champ stops him]

The Peep's Champ: No no no Hulk Ninja I think your misunderstanding the biggest challenge of my career isn't actually beating you because I know your pull backstage prevents me from doing that the challenge is actually making one of your matches entertaining brother

Gary King: I don't think FHT Undisputed Champion is going be to please with the ELITE Heavyweight Champion

[Hulk Ninja motions for The Peep's Champ to come on but The Peep's Champ holds up one figure as tho he forgot to say something]

The Peep's Champ: One more thing did I forget to say brother...........brother

A-Damn Hater: No you didn't and you better shut up before Red Ninja comes out here and teaches you a lesson

[The Peep's Champ hands Jay Daniels the mic and his ELITE Heavyweight Championship before him and Hulk Ninja circle the ring they tie up and Hulk Ninja quickly over powers The Peep's Champ sending him for a back flip but The Peep's Champ is quickly back up as he tie up again and Hulk Ninja again overs powers him sending him for a back flip again The Peep's Champ quickly gets up only to have Hulk Ninja sends him for another back flip]

Harold Gunther IV: Hulk Ninja is looking pretty good in this match

[The Peep's Champ looks frustrated as him and Hulk Ninja start to circle the ring again before they tie up this time The Peep's Champ locks in a hammerlock before he turns it into a headlock but Hulk Ninja hits him with a few elbows before he locks in a headlock of his own however The Peep's Champ backs him into the ropes and irish whips him across the ring as Hulk Ninja bounces off the ropes he hits The Peep's Champ with a shoulder block which sends The Peep's Champ flipping out of the ring]

Gary King: Yeah but it seems there is a bit of overselling going on by the ELITE Heavyweight Champion

[The Peep's Champ quickly gets up frustrated as he starts slapping the ring apron and walk around the ring as Hulk Ninja taunts for him to enter the ring before The Peep's Champ finally gets back into the ring as they start to circle the ring again and tie up The Peep's Champ hits a knee followed back a back body blow and a chop in the corner as Hulk Ninja walks the corners The Peep's Champ lights him up with hard stiff chops]

A-Damn Hater: The Peep's Champ is so dead

[The Peep's Champ irish whips Hulk Ninja to the opposite corner but Hulk Ninja reverses and instead sends The Peep's Champ into the corner who instead lands on top of the corner Hulk Ninja walks over and kicks The Peep's Champ in the gut over and over until he bounces back and lands awkward on the top rope as Hulk Ninja starts pulling up and down on the rope before The Peep's Champ hops off holding his jewels before Hulk Ninja lands a hard right hand sending The Peep's Champ for a back flip]

Harold Gunther IV: I wonder if Red Ninja still sees Lbm as the most controversial

[Hulk Ninja pulls The Peep's Champ up as he backs him into the corner and starts landing right hands before he slams The Peep's Champ head into the top turnbuckle causing him to turn another back flip before The Peep's Champ stumbles up Hulk Ninja hits him with another right hand sending him for another back flip as The Peep's Champ once again stumbles up Hulk Hogan goes for another right but The Peep's Champ pokes him in the eye]

Gary King: I dunno but I differently don't think the FHT Undisputed Champion is finding this very funny

[Hulk Ninja walks around the ring holding his eye before The Peep's Champ backs him into the corner and starts hitting him with stiff chops and right hands before he brings him out and irish whips him into the ropes but Hulk Ninja reverses it and instead sends The Peep's Champ into the ropes before he nails him with a back body drop The Peep's Champ flops around the ring before he gets up holding his back as Hulk Ninja clotheslines him out of the ring The Peep's Champ lands on his feet and turns a front flip before he gets up walks up the steps and across the apron and falls back to the outside of the ring]

A-Damn Hater: You darn right and when he sees this The Peep's Champ is going have hell to pay

[The Peep's Champ stumbles around on the outside as Hulk Ninja taunts for him to get back into the ring before The Peep's Champ steps up onto the apron Hulk Ninja grabs a hold of the rope and pulls on it slanging The Peep's Champ back into the ring he slowly gets up as Hulk Ninja hits him with a mid kick sending The Peep's Champ high into the air before nailing him with a right hand sending him for yet another back flip]

Harold Gunther IV: You know this is actually a pretty entertaining match

[Hulk Ninja picks The Peep's Champ up and irish whips him into the ropes before hitting him with a huge clothesline turning The Peep's Champ inside out Hulk Ninja picks him back up before he hits him with a few right hands and irish whips him into the ropes again but ducks to soon and The Peep's Champ nails him with a stiff kick Hulk Ninja stumbles over to the corner where The Peep's Champ hits another chop]

Gary King: Hulk Ninja ducked a little to soon on that one and paid for it

[The Peep's Champ runs Hulk Ninja across the ring to crush his skull into the opposite corners turnbuckle but Hulk Ninja puts up hit foot to stop it from happening The Peep's Champ starts hitting him with right hands but to no effect as Hulk Ninja starts hulking up on him The Peep's Champ begs him off as Hulk Ninja goes for a right hand but The Peep's Champ ducks and starts to light him up with stiff chops]

A-Damn Hater: Gary are you seriously going call this match

[The Peep's Champ goes to irish whip Hulk Ninja into the corner but its reverse and instead he is sent into the corner he flips up and over onto the apron as Hulk Ninja comes toward him he smacks him across the face he goes to get back in but Hulk Ninja hits him with a hard right hand sending him for a back flip to the outside]

Harold Gunther IV: A-Damn all do respect to the FHT Undisputed Champion but this is our job and we do call his squash matches

[Hulk Ninja gets out of the ring as The Peep's Champ stumbles up he grabs a hold of him and slams his head into the railing sending The Peep's Champ for yet another back flip Hulk Ninja picks him up and slams him into the announce table as he nails him with right hands before he pulls him back off and whips him hard into the ring post]

Gary King: And to me this doesn't appear to be a squash I mean Hulk Hogan actually looks like he is getting the better of the ELITE Heavyweight Champion

[Hulk Ninja pulls The Peep's Champ up before he puts him on his shoulder he runs toward the ring post but The Peep's Champ hops down and instead pushes him into the ring post Hulk Ninja stumbles around the ring as The Peep's Champ follows again pushing him into another ring post before he tosses him back into the ring and follows]

A-Damn Hater: You guys are fools and I hope Red Ninja does to you what he's going do to The Peep's Champ

[Hulk Ninja stumbles up and The Peep's Champ backs him up into the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle as he nails him with right hands before Hulk Ninja pushes him for a back flip but The Peep's Champ is quickly back up and jumps back on Hulk Ninja hitting him with more right hands before Hulk Ninja once again pushes The Peep's Champ for another back flip]

Harold Gunther IV: You know after this match with The Peep's Champ FHT/ELITE might want to put Hulk Ninja under contract and let him face jobbers daily as champion

[Hulk Ninja walks forward into a right hand from The Peep's Champ who quickly pulls him up and sends him into the ropes and locks on a sleeper Hulk Ninja slowly fades Jay Daniels lifts up his hand once twice thr........no Hulk Ninja starts coming back to as he gets back up to his feet and lifts The Peep's Champ up and drops back for a back suplex and The Peep's Champ flops around the ring holding his back]

Gary King: Harold I wouldn't go there if I was you Red Ninja will probably be pretty angry after he sees this

[The two man make it up to their feet together as The Peep's Champ goes to irish whip Hulk Ninja into the ropes but its reverse and instead The Peep's Champ bounces off the ropes and hits a surprise Hulk Ninja with a flying forearm before he kips up he quickly climbs to the top and jumps off THE PEEP'S STOMP no Hulk Ninja moves and starts hulking up The Peep's Champ holds his ankle as Hulk Ninja points at him]

A-Damn Hater: You darn right he shouldn't go there Red Ninja is a great FHT Undisputed Champion and it just appears he is facing jobbers ever week becuase he is that good and to him everyone looks like a jobber

[The Peep's Champ goes for a right hand but its block and Hulk Ninja starts lighting him up with right hands as he backs him into the ropes before he irish whips him into the ropes but yet again The Peep's Champ hits a surprise Hulk Ninja with a flying forearm and takes down Jay Daniels with him]

Harold Gunther IV: Jay Daniels just got knocked out we need another ref out here

[The Peep's Champ kips up yet again he goes back over to the corner and starts to climb to the top but instead changes his mind as he walks back over to Hulk Ninja and snaps on the sharpshooter Julio Garcia slides into the ring as Hulk Ninja makes it to the ropes forcing The Peep's Champ to break the hold The Peep's Champ pulls Hulk Ninja to the middle of the ring as he goes to snap the sharpshooter back in but Hulk Ninja kicks him into Julio Garcia laying him out]

Gary King: What do they make these refs out of these days

[Hulk Ninja stumbles up before he walks toward The Peep's Champ who nails him with a low blow before he slides out of the ring and gets a chair before he gets back into the ring he pounds the chair into the corner as he motions for Hulk Ninja to get up as he stumbles up The Peep's Champ takes the swing and hits him with a stiff shot to the head before he tosses the chair out of the ring]

A-Damn Hater: What is these refs made out of The Peep's Champ better be more worried about what he's made of

[The Peep's Champ walks over and climbs up to the top where he leaps off with THE PEEP'S STOMP into Hulk Ninja before he walks over to the corner and starts making some noise as Hulk Ninja stumbles up The Peep's Champ goes for THE START no finger poke of doom he makes the cover as Julio Garcia comes to 1 2.........no Hulk Ninja tosses him off The Peep's Champ can't believe it]

Harold Gunther IV: Hulk Ninja just kicked out of the finger poke of doom

[Hulk Ninja start hulking up again and gives The Peep's Champ the point who goes for a right hand but its blocked Hulk Ninja starts lighting him up with right hands as he backs him into the ropes he irish whips him then nails THE BIG BOOT The Peep's Champ quickly gets up and runs around in a circle before flipping forward before Hulk Ninja bounces off the ropes THE START after The Peep's Champ kips up he falls on top of Hulk Ninja 1 2..............3]

Erik Knight: HERE IS YOUR WINNER THE PEEP'S CHAMP

Gary King: The Peep's Champ has beat Hulk Ninja......wait a second that means he gets to take off his mask

[The Peep's Champ stumbles up as he can't believe that he just beat Hulk Ninja before he looks down and smiles he bends that beside him and lifts up his head as he takes off the mask]

A-Damn Hater: This isn't funny thats Gavin A. Young

[The Peep's Champ walks over and gets a mic and his ELITE Heavyweight Champion]

The Peep's Champ: Come on say it loud say it proud say it with me NINJA IS G.A.Y NINJA IS G.A.Y NINJA IS G.A.Y

Harold Gunther IV: I hope Red Ninja will see the humor in this or will the ELITE Heavyweight Champion and the FHT Undisputed Champion be at war

[The Peep's Champ laughs as the fans chant NINJA IS G.A.Y before he drops the mic and walks up the ramp as the camera fades to black]

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[Ninja/Killer]

We go to the ring where Jane Mcneal is waiting.

Jane:Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time will you please welcome FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja, Soul Reaper and Angelica Demonica, The Soul Assassins.

(The crowd explodes).

THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE
THE CHAMP IS HERE

"Grind" by Alice In Chains hits the PA as the Canadian fans are going wild. FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja comes out with Angelica Demonica and Soul Reaper. Ninja wears a Black Leather Jacket with the 1st Soul Assassins T Shirt Underneath, Blue Jeans and Black Puma Running Shoes. Angelica holds the FHT Undisputed Title. She wears a Black Tank Top, Black Leather Skirt and Black Heel Boots. Reaper just wears a Soul Assassins T Shirt and Blue Jeans. The fans are going crazy as Ninja acknowledges a sign that says "Ninja>Hart." Ninja walks up the steps and gets on the apron. Ninja enters the ring as a wave of Red and White Streamers fly into the ring. Reaper and Angelica follow as ringside attendants scramble to clear the ring of the streamers. Ninja gets a mic as the crowd dies down.

Red Ninja:Here's what I say to those who said that Red Ninja had no chance of beating the so called Fucking Legend Lbm. I say kiss my ass because at the last Pay Per View I beat the shit out of him.(Crowd pops) Lbm you managed to win a shred of my respect. You came back from your so called retirement and you were able to hang with the best wrestler in the company. For that I'll give you a small show of respect, but Dijon I'm going to smile, I'm smiling because I proved my point yet again. I proved that there is no man out there who can beat me for this belt. NIN Horror couldn't do it, Killer couldn't do it, Trippy P couldn't do it, Sick Nick couldn't do it, Blade couldn't do it, and no you Lbm couldn't do it. The list goes on and on, and it will continue to go on. No matter who says other wise. Now as much as I'd like to soak in this little venture into Canadian territory, my night has seemed to have met a little distraction. An annoying, overrated distraction. That distraction is named TPC, Chase Stapleton, as soon as I'm done taking down one asshole, another one is right there in my face. I can't catch a break can I, they just come out of the wood work and want a piece of me. But hey I knew the risk when I took the belt.

Chase, Chase, Chase what the hell is going through your head. Your a prop title and you think your good enough to come at me. Motherfucker you don't deserve anything, no one deserves to hold this tilte but me. A guy comes out and cuts a promo and thinks that all is lost for me, no way boys, you can cut as many promos as you want, the truth is to beat me it takes more than just a promo. You have to do the impossible, outwrestle me. Chase you have alot of balls trying to embarrass me out here infront of my Canadian crowd. That irritates me, it irritates me alot. What makes you think you can get a title shot against me, ELITE is a dead company, you holding that title and defending mean nothing, that title should go the way ELITE did, in the garbage.

But I'm out here right now to say this, you think it was really funny making fun of me. Well lets see how you'll be laughing when I'm done with you. I'm not challenging you to a match Chase, no I'm challening you to a fight. A classic slugfest, knock em out fight. You want to talk shit about me, your going to get silenced. You deserve a match, you deserve a fist upside your head. What do you say pussy, you up for it.

"Grind" hits as Ninja, Reaper and Angelica head to the back. Legacy goes to a commercial.

[tpc]

[As we come back from commercial The Peep's Champ is setting in his locker room ELITE Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder as he begins to tab the camera]

The Peep's Champ: HEY PEEPS you can wake up now its ok the snoozefest is over Red Ninja has stop talking

[The Peep's Champ starts to look sad]

The Peep's Champ: Now Ninja you say I don't deserve a FHT Undisputed Championship shot yet ever jobber in the locker room does that kinda hurts way down deep man

[The Peep's Champ points at his chest where his heart is as he whips his eyes]

The Peep's Champ: And you say I'm holding a championship for a dead company you know I couldn't agree with you more but if you would be so kind to look around FHT it self isn't no more then a ghost town wouldn't you say

[The Peep's Champ looks around his locker room as he shakes his head yes]

The Peep's Champ: Also you call me overrated thats kinda funny coming from you I mean seriously have you actually looked in the mirror if Hulk Hogan and HHH had a baby they would call it Red Ninja even Kurt Angle agrees

[The Peep's Champ picks up a Kurt Angle doll and pulls the string]

Kurt Angle Doll: Its True Its True

[The Peep's Champ tosses the doll behind him]

The Peep's Champ: Now onto your challenge why a Brawl For It All has a nice ring to it and will probably make for good headlines its just not going happen

[The Peep's Champ shakes his finger at the camera as he also shakes his head no]

The Peep's Champ: No Ninja don't think that I'm backing out now and that I realized my mouth got me in over my head you see I wanna do what you call the impossible and what I think is very possible and that is out wrestle you

[The Peep's Champ looks directly into the camera]

The Peep's Champ: So listen closely Ninja because why I refuse your challenge I make one of my own Red Ninja I challenge you to a PURE WRESTLING MATCH but not tonight because beating jobbers is hard work sad but true and you should know that

[The Peep's Champ smiles as the camera fades to black]

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[Trippy P]

'Go to Sleep' hits, and the Crowd pops big for the former FHT Undisputed Champion, and Hall of famer Trippy P. The Australian has his head bandaged from the brutal attack Reverend Daddy Joe inflicted upon him after the match on FHT Future. He gets into the ring and takes a microphone.

Trippy P: Ive been doing this along time now, but i dont think ive ever been as pissed as i am right now. Last Sunday after Reverend Daddy Joe called me out, and tried to run down my reputation, i went into the match with one aim... to out wrestle him and prove i am without a shadow of a doubt the greatest to step foot in the FHT, whether its hardcore or just straight up wrestling.

I went into that match, and for every hold Joe threw at me, i had a counter. I was wrestling circles around him, embarassing him in the match that he chose, and to avoid the humilation of having me beat him at his own game, he chooses to get himself disqualified, and crack my head open.

Well, lets just say i aint going out like that. I want a rematch, and i want it right fucking now, so Joe, get your ass out here and fight like a man!

The crowd pops big at the challenge, and the camera and lights focus on the stage... They wait....


...


Nothing. Joe doesnt appear.

The crowds boo's are deafening.

Trippy P: What, are you stupid, or deaf? Joe, get your ass out here now, or i swear, im going to come looking for you, and when i find you ill tear you limb from limb!

Trippy P continues waiting, but nothing happens....

Trippy P: Fine, thats how its going to be.

Trippy P drops the mic and disappears backstage.

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

MONDAY NIGHT LEGACY CONTINUES...[/color]

Back live in the Bell Center, Montreal this St Patrick's Day as green/white fireworks go off around the arena. The camera pans around the crowd as we see many drinking Guinness and dressed in green.

We cut to ringside as Wally Wilson sits there with a green tie on while Gary King is sitting in green jumper. It cuts back up to the ring as Jayne McNeal is standing about to introduce the next match up![/color]

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NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...[/i]

The lights go down as Metallica begins to play seconds before Jayne McNeal is about to speak. The fans in attendace boo as pyro goes off and The F'N Legend himself, the controversial Lbm makes his way down the aisle accompanied by Dark Angel.

Wearing a pink shirt and tie with pinstripe trousers and sunglasses with his head shaved bald and two day stubble, Lbm waists no time walking straight down the aisle and getting in the ring and grabbing the microphone out of poor Jayne McNeal's hand. Jayne McNeal goes to leave but Lbm shakes his head as Dark Angel looks on.[/color]

Lbm: You like that big microphone in your hands baby? I'll give you a stick to hold and press your lips to! It amazes me - that you been part of FHT all this time - and yet I've never even married you. Haha... no wait I know why - your an ugly fat piece of shit that I wouldn't with Keith William's microphone!

Jayne McNeal: FUCK YOU!!!

Lbm: You little bitch!

Jayne McNeal slaps Lbm hard across the face to a huge pop and then kicks him right in the nuts as the crowd goes crazy. She turns around to get away but Dark Angel shoves her right back into the hands of Lbm. Lbm grins at her and licks his lips as he punches her to the mat.

The fans boo loud as Lbm pulls her up quickly by the hair and then throws her in to the turnbuckles. Jayne McNeal goes into the turnbuckles awkwardly shoulder first and crumbles to the mat. She goes to roll away as Lbm stands on her hair and picks the micrphone back to his mouth.[/color]

Lbm: This insolant little bitch right here - I could smash her puggly little face in a second! You see I am pissed off! I am fucked off FHT/ELITE! Last Sunday night I came within an inch of beating that power ranger jack off Red Ninja. I was closer than any man has ever gotten. And I was screwed! I was screwed by a dodgey FHT loyalist official.

Was I pinned last Sunday night at Future? Was I pinned? Hey did I tap out or quit or something? Hell did I get counted out of the ring or did I get disqualified for some strange reason? Cause last time I checked those were the only ways for a match to end! I was screwed and when I show up here tonite - that goofball faggot The Peep's Chimp with his lame Hulk Ninja skit just thinks he can come in and take my title shot?

Hey Chase I got news for ya - you already took the most prestigious unpoliticed heavyweight championship there was and made it a joke - I'll be damned if your gonna take the FHT Undisputed Championship shot that I have deserved more than anyone from me too. Shut up bitch!

Lbm pulls Jayne McNeal back to her feet by the hair. At this point she is screaming in tears as officials begin to run down to the ring. Lbm throws her into Dark Angel... CHOKESLAM!!! Dark Angel wraps his hands around her throat and chokeslams her all the way to hell onto the mat.

Lbm laughs as he quickly gets out of the ring along with Dark Angel as they stand at ringside as concerned officials gather around Jayne McNeal! Lbm is laughing into the microphone as Dark Angel has a smirk on his face! Lbm is standing in front of the commentary table

Wally Wilson: For the love of gawd thats a woman! Thats a defenceless woman who done nothing to deserve that!

A-Damn: Thats a disgusting act!

Lbm: What you say about me? Hey Dark Angel I think Wally Wilson has an opinion about what he just. Speak into the microphone here Wally! Don't let the people at home be the only ones to hear your infinite wisdom. Come on Wally - what you got to say!?

Wally Wilson: Lbm you are a low life disgusting piece of scum who is not wanted here in this federation and never has been! You are the biggest asshole I have ever...

Lbm launches over the broadcast table taking out Wally Wilson. Lbm forces him off his chair as Dark Angel lays the boots in to A-Damn Hater. Lbm stands up and pulls Wally up by the head. Lbm decks him in the face splitting him open. Lbm grabs a steel chair and smashes it down onto Wally's unprotected skull!

ELITE commentator Gary King is trying to stop Lbm as Dark Angel throws A-Damn Hater into the ring steps. Lbm jumps up on the commentary table now as the officials start to spill out of the ring. Dark Angel passes Wally Wilson up to Lbm! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Lbm just powerbombed Wally Wilson through the table! Officials fly everywhere as Lbm is lying in the wreckage himself. Dark Angel pulls him out of the wreckage and begins to help him away from the commentary table were there are bodies everywhere. Gary King puts back on his headset as he is swamped by officials![/color]

Gary King: Jesus Christ. Is he is okay? Wally you okay man? Lbm has gone on a frenzy here. He just took out Jayne McNeal inside the ring, A-Damn Hater just got flattened by Dark Angel and Wally Wilson is the crimson mask here in what used to be our table! Lbm has lost it!!!

Dark Angel and Lbm are being pushed to the back by furious officials and security as Lbm all the while is still laughing to himself wearing his pink shirt and tie. The fans pelt them with rubbish in the aisle way as finally they begin to make their way back up to the ramp. The camera surveys the damage inside the ring as Jayne McNeal is crying profusely.

A-Damn Hater looks to have hurt his shoulder as Wally Wilson is completely out of it in what used to be the commentary table. Lbm holds up the middle finger to the fans as he mocks them. They are now beginning to shout "ASSHOLE".[/color]

Lbm: I never quit! I never got pinned! Red Ninja robbed me off my night! This was gonna be my celebration! I deserve to be the five time FHT Undisputed Champion! I deserve it! I am the fucking best wrestler here! Fuck anyone who thinks they can out shine me! Jayne McNeal, A-Damn Hater, Wally Wilson... I ain't even started yet!

This show sucks and it's about time we made it interesting! I'm gonna make it interesting! I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want to who I want, when I want and it's all gonna happen tonite! Who's gonna stop me? Who is gonna stop me? NO ONE!!!

Hey Dark Angel... grab that camera man - we're going see an old friend!!!

Dark Angel grabs a camera man and drags him off the stage into the back as Lbm leads the way. The fans boo Lbm loudly as there attention turns again to the carnage left behind.

Jayne McNeal has been loaded onto a stretcher as a clearly injured A-Damn is holding his shoulder while trying to see how Wally Wilson is. Wilson has been given a neck brace as he is lifted onto a stretcher![/color]

[Ash Strife]

Sentenced to Burn Blast over the PA as Hardcore champion Crazy Ash Killa makes his way down to the ramp a little bandaged up with the hardcore title over his shoulder. CAK enters the ring.

CAK: LBM get your ass back out here now!

CAK looks at the stage and waits yet nothing happens

CAK: You see that was a foolish move man to beat up on a defenseless woman but I want to know what you can do against the largest man in the company! You say you were screwed last night? Well do something about it.

CAK holds up the hardcore title.

CAK: This is an open challenge for this… the only stip is you must be a former Hardcore champion to answer this challenge. Later tonight someone will meet me and I will leave them lying in a puddle of blood like I have left all of my other opponents.

CAK drops the mic and walks backstage.

[Ninja/Killer]

Heart Shaped Box is playing as Patrick Xavier makes his way into the ring.

Jerry Lee Bundy:And his opponent....

"Godzilla Theme" hits before going into "War Machine" Killer emerges from the back to a huge pop from the crowd. Killer taps some hands as he enters the ring.

DING DING DING

Killer and Xavier face off. Xavier immediatley goes to his back and attempts a sweep kick hitting Killer in the legs. Killer stays standing but still feeling the pain. Xavier gets up to his feet and fires some right hands to Killers face. Xavier kicks Killer in the stomach than attempts a Fishermans Suplex. Killer blocks than lifts Xavier up in the air and slams him down face first into the mat hard. Killer takes Xavier up and delivers some hard forearms to the face than some chops to the chest. Killer snapmares Xavier over than kicks him right in the back.

Killer grabs Xavier on the mat and nails some Crossface Forearm strikes to the face. Killer lifts Xavier up and attempts a German Suplex but Xavier switches and attempts to lock on a Dragon Sleeper. Killer drops to his knees and flips Xavier over but Xavier is able to reverse into a kind of roll up. 1,2 kickout. Xavier gets up to his feet and charges at Killer but Killer nails him with a Powerslam. 1,2 Xavier gets the shoulder up.

Killer decides to go up. Killer goes up to the top rope and points to the sky then makes the sign of the cross. Xavier gets up as Killer jumps off looking for the Ode To Hawk but Xavier ducks out of the way. Killer gets to his feet as Xavier tries taking him up with a DVD but Killer is to strong and slides off. Xavier attempts a kick but Killer blocks and brings Xaviers leg in and hits a big Lariat. Killer picks Xavier up then nails the Northern Lights Bomb. Killer sits Xavier up then locks on the Killmission. Xavier taps out.

JLB:Here is your winner Killer.

Killer raises his fist in the air as the fans applaud him. Legacy goes to commercial

[Absolute Horror]

Legacy returns to the ring with Erik Knights and a referee.

Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Global Honored Crown qualifying match! Introducing first, making his return to ELITE, he hails from Ireland and weighs in at 245 lbs, he is Simz!

The fans start cheering as Sorry You’re Not a Winner hits the p.a. Simz walks out from the curtains and raises his arms. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Simz climbs up a corner and raises his arms once more as his music fades out. Erik gets an angry look on his face and hands the mic to the ref. Erik climbs out of the ring and sits down at the timekeeper’s area. He crosses his arms as the ref gets on the mic.

Referee: And introducing second, he hails from Fort Worth Texas by way of Transylvania and weighs in at 210 lbs, he is YOUR Champion of the ELITE Global Honored Crown, “The New Horror Show” NIN Horror!

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f--- like you wanna f---, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

The fans erupt in boos as the lights go out and Kick, Push hits the p.a. Smoke and lasers fill the entrance ramp as NIN Horror walks out from the curtains. He is wearing black cowboy boots, kneepads, and trunks, a black right elbowpad, a towel around his neck, and the GHC title belt around his waist. NIN stops on the entrance stage to survey the booing fans, and then starts walking down the ramp. NIN holds out his arms and gives the fans the finger as he walks down the ramp. NIN walks around ringside still flipping off the fans. NIN walks by Erik Knights, and then takes his towel, wads it up, and throws it right in Erik’s face. The fans boo as NIN rolls into the ring. NIN climbs up the opposite corner, and flips off the fans once more. He hops back into the ring as his music fades out. NIN takes off his belt and hands it to the ref, who then hands it to the timekeeper. The ref calls both men to the center of the ring for a handshake. Simz holds out his hand, but NIN starts running his mouth about being a bigger star. NIN jabs Simz with his finger, and then Simz punches him in the face! The ref calls for the bell!


***DING DING DING***


Simz nails NIN with another right, and then another, and another. Simz backs NIN into the ropes, and then whips him off them. Simz goes for a clothesline as NIN comes back, but NIN ducks it and keeps running. But Simz runs after him. NIN hits the ropes, then Simz hits the same ropes. NIN stops and turns around, just to get taken down with a clothesline. The fans cheer as NIN hits the mat. NIN gets back up and gets met with a forearm. Simz grabs NIN in a wristlock, but NIN quickly reverses it, but Simz quickly reverses that into a side headlock. NIN elbows Simz in the ribs, and then pushes him away, but Simz hangs on, and puts NIN back in the headlock. Simz quickly takes NIN down to the mat and tries to lock in the hold, but NIN tries to get out of it. NIN rolls Simz away and breaks up the headlock. Both men get back on their feet. Simz catches NIN with a boot to the gut and goes for another headlock, but NIN ducks it, spins Simz around, and hits him with a stiff slap. NIN hits him with a slap from the other hand, and then spins around for a backhand, but Simz ducks it, hits NIN with a chop, and goes for a headlock, but NIN slips out, grabs Simz by the hair, and then takes him down with a jumping kick. The fans boo as Simz hits the mat. NIN picks Simz up by with hair, but Simz knocks his arms away, and nails him with a forearm. Simz hits another forearm and then sets NIN up for a DDT, but NIN pushes Simz back into the ropes. Simz bounces off the ropes, but NIN catches him with a side slam.


The fans boo as NIN takes Simz down. NIN gets back on his feet and pulls Simz up to his. NIN nails a right punch to Simz’ head, reels back, and punches him a second time. NIN whips Simz into a corner and follows him in with a Yakuza Kick. NIN hits Simz with a chop, a forearm, another chop, a punch, and then digs his fingernails into Simz’ forehead. The fans boo as the ref starts counting. NIN lets go a 4, and then grabs Simz by the throat and chokes him out. The ref counts and NIN lets go at 4 again. NIN lifts Simz up on the top rope and climbs up after him. NIN tries to set him up for a Superplex, but Simz starts punching NIN in the ribs. NIN sets Simz up for a headbutt, but Simz blocks it with a thumb to the eye. Simz pushes NIN off the ropes and NIN lands on his feet. Simz leaps off the ropes for a double axe handle, but NIN catches him, and hits him with a Sambo Suplex. The fans boo as NIN goes for the count, 1…2/kickout. NIN lifts up Simz’ head by the hair and nails him with a punch. NIN gets back on his feet and pulls Simz up by the hair. NIN hits him with another punch, then peppers him with a slap. NIN hits him with a slap from the other hand, and then takes him down with a chop. Simz sits up off the mat, but NIN sends him back down with a boot to the head. The fans boo as NIN gives them the finger. Simz crawls back up to his feet, just to be met with a right punch to the ribs. NIN hits Simz with a headbutt, and then tries to takes him down for a Fujiwara armbar. Simz fall on one knee and struggles to block NIN from locking in the hold. The fans rally behind Simz as he tries to fight out of it. Simz gets back on his feet, and then counters out of it with an arm drag! The fans cheer as NIN bounces off the mat. Both men get back on their feet and Simz catches NIN with a forearm. Simz goes for an Ace Crusher, but NIN blocks it, and pushes Simz away into the ropes. Simz bounces off them and gets taken down a Yakuza Kick.


The fans boo as Simz hits the mat. Simz starts to crawl up, but NIN cuts him off with a knee to the head. NIN then sets Simz up, and locks him in the Octopus Stretch. The fans boo as NIN wrenches in the hold. The fans rally behind Simz as he inches towards the ropes. Simz snags the bottom rope and the ref quickly tries to get a break from NIN. He lets go of the hold and drags Simz back away from the ropes by the tights. NIN grabs Simz in a waistlock and tries to hit him with a German, but Simz blocks it. Simz hammers on NIN’s arms, and then does a standing switch. Simz goes for a German, but NIN blocks it. NIN goes for a switch, but Simz hangs on and turns with him. Simz grabs NIN in a full nelson and goes for a Dragon Suplex, but NIN blocks it, breaks out of the full nelson, and goes for the Gamengiri, but Simz blocks it. NIN gets back on his feet and catches a boot to the gut. Simz hits NIN with a series of forearms and sets him up for an Uranage, but NIN blocks it. NIN hits Simz with a few elbows to the side of the head, and then gives him an arm drag to escape. They both get back on their feet and NIN quickly goes for a Yakuza Kick, but Simz sidesteps it and lights NIN up with a chop. Simz goes for the Ace Crusher again, but NIN pushes him off, but Simz hangs on, and quickly hits NIN with an STO!


The fans cheer as Simz goes for the cover, 1..kickout. Simz gets back on his feet and pulls NIN up to his. Simz nails him with a forearm and then sets him up for a Suplex. Simz lifts NIN up but NIN turns around and lands behind Simz, but Simz quickly shoots an elbow back and stuns NIN. Simz takes NIN down with an arm drag, NIN rolls back on his feet and charges at Simz with a Yakuza Kick, but Simz catches his boot, and then takes him down with a dragon leg screw. Simz goes for the Irish Shamrock, but NIN tries to block it. Simz steps back, and nails a stiff kick to NIN’s knee. Simz nails another kick, and then drops an elbow on the knee. The fans cheer as Simz wrenches on NIN’s knee. NIN grabs at Simz’ hair, but Simz stops him by cranking the knee. NIN sits up and then grabs at Simz’ eyes, but the ref pulls him off. Simz quickly cranks NIN’s leg back, sending NIN back in pain. NIN sits up again, and then starts crawling backward to the ropes. Simz tries to stop him by cranking the leg again, but NIN stops him by yanking his hair. NIN stuns Simz long enough to crawl back and grab the ropes. Simz gets back on his feet as NIN stumbles up to his. NIN shakes out his knee, and then Simz charges at him, but NIN stops him with a poke to the eyes. The fans boo as Simz stumbles back. NIN goes after him, but Simz surprises him with a kick to the knee. The fans cheer as Simz gives him another kick. NIN stumbles away from Simz, but Simz follows him and hits him with another kick. Simz grabs NIN’s legs and goes for another dragon leg screw, but NIN quickly hammers on Simz head. NIN pulls Simz up and goes for a stiff slap, but Simz blocks it, and hits NIN with a slap of his own. Simz shoots his leg up for a Super Kick, but NIN dodges it, and then catches Simz with the Strong Lariat!


The fans boo as Simz falls to the mat. NIN goes for the cover, 1…2.kickout. NIN gets back on his feet and pulls Simz up by the hair. NIN pulls Simz over to the ropes and then tosses him out of the ring. The fans boo as NIN climbs out through the ropes to the floor. NIN picks up Simz, nails him with a punch to the forehead, and then whips him into the steel guardrail. NIN charges in and nails Simz with a Yakuza Kick. The fans in the front row yell at NIN as Simz slides down to the floor. NIN pulls Simz back up, and then lights him up with a chop. NIN hits Simz with another chop, and then takes him back down with a punch. NIN puts his boot on Simz’ face and rubs it in. NIN pulls Simz back up by the hair and walks him across the aisle way. NIN stops halfway and nails Simz with a punch. NIN sets Simz up for a Suplex, but Simz desperately blocks it. NIN nails Simz with a few knees, and then lifts him up for the Suplex, but Simz lands behind NIN. Simz grabs NIN in a waistlock, but NIN swings his leg back and nails Simz between the legs. The fans boo as NIN turns around and sets up Simz. NIN gives the fans the finger, and then hits Simz with a Hashimoto DDT on the floor!


The fans erupt in boos as NIN drives Simz into the floor. NIN gets back on his feet and grabs Simz by the hair. NIN slowly picks Simz up, and Simz is bleeding from the forehead. NIN rolls Simz into the ring and slides in after him. NIN rolls Simz into the center of the ring and then goes for the cover, 1…2…Kickout!! The fans erupt in cheers as Simz gets the shoulder up. NIN quickly gets on his feet and gets in the ref’s face. The fans start rallying behind Simz as NIN and the ref yell at each other. Simz gets on his knees as NIN turns away from the ref. NIN charges over and plants a boot on Simz’ forehead. Simz reels back, but stays on his knees. NIN winds back and smashes his fist into Simz head, but Simz stays on his knees. The fans cheer as Simz gets back on one foot, and then back on the other. NIN quickly hits Simz with a left slap, right slap, left slap, spinning backhand, and a roundhouse kick. NIN hits the ropes and comes back for the Busaiku Knee Kick, but Simz sidesteps it, and nails NIN with a forearm. Simz winds back for another but NIN rakes his eyes. The fans boo as NIN hits Simz with a headbutt, and then sets him up for a Suplex. NIN lifts Simz up, but Simz hits NIN in the head with his knee. The fans cheer as Simz falls back down on his feet. Simz lifts NIN up and hits him with a Brainbuster! The fans go wild as Simz hangs on to NIN and gets them back on their feet. Simz goes for another Brainbuster, but NIN blocks it. NIN starts to roll Simz up in a small package, but Simz counters it, rolls back up and hits a second Brainbuster! Simz hangs on and gets them back on their feet. Simz tries to lift NIN up again, but NIN blocks it. NIN breaks up the hold, and then yells with Fighting Spirit! But Simz quickly hits him with an STO Backbreaker! NIN wobbles back up off of Simz knee, and then gets hit with a third Brainbuster!!!


The fans erupt in cheers as both men lie on the mat. Simz turns over and starts crawling over to NIN. Simz throws his arm over NIN for the cover, 1…2…Kickout!! The fans erupt in aww’s as NIN gets the shoulder up. Simz gets up and pulls NIN to his feet. Simz Irish Whips NIN into a corner and quickly follows him in with a clothesline. Simz nails NIN with a few forearms and then lifts NIN up on the tope rope. Simz climbs up after him, but NIN grabs at his head. The fans boo as NIN rakes Simz forehead cut with his nails. Simz drops off the ropes and lands on his feet. Simz backs up and then nails a dropkick to NIN’s worked over knee. Simz gets up and grabs the stunned NIN, and then tosses him off the ropes. NIN bounces off the mat and stumbles up on his feet, and then gets taken down with a dropkick to the knee. Simz gets up and grabs NIN’s legs. The fans cheer as Simz locks NIN in the Irish Shamrock! NIN shakes his head and yells as Simz wrenches in the hold. NIN starts crawling for the ropes, but Simz walks him away from them. NIN yells in agony and starts desperately crawling again, but Simz just pulls him further away from the ropes. NIN slides off his elbow pad and starts messing with it. He pulls something out of it, reaches up, and quickly slides his hand by Simz’ side. Simz yells and quickly releases the hold as he gets up and grabs his side. NIN crawls for the ropes and uses them to help him get up as Simz uncovers his side. Blood trickles out as Simz has been cut with a razorblade!


The fans erupt in boos as NIN holds Simz at bay with a razorblade. The ref quickly tries to get the blade away from NIN. He yells at NIN and demands the blade. NIN tells the ref to back up Simz, and the ref does. NIN hands the razorblade to the ref. As the ref turns around to hand the blade to the timekeeper, NIN pulls the Ghetto Fork out of his boot and Simz pulls something out of his tights. NIN reaches up to go after Simz with the fork, but Simz cuts him off with powder to the eyes! The fans erupt in cheers as the ref turns around, and then grabs the fork out of NIN’s hand. Simz quickly comes in and nails NIN with a series of forearms. Simz kicks NIN in the gut and then sets him up for the Investment, but NIN counters out of the Underhook and hits Simz with a Backdrop Driver! NIN goes for the cover, 1…2/kickout! The fans go wild as Simz yells with Fighting Spirit! They both get back on their feet and Simz starts laying into NIN with forearms. Simz lifts NIN up in a fireman’s carry, and then goes for That’s Business, but NIN lands on his feet, and nails Simz with the Strong Lariat! Simz stumbles back against the ropes, and then surprises NIN with a Super Kick! Both men fall to the mat. The fans rally behind Simz as he tries to shake off the effects of the Lariat. NIN and Simz slowly start getting back on their feet. They both stumble up to their feet and stare each other down! NIN hits Simz with a stiff slap, but Simz hits NIN with a chop. NIN hits a forearm, Simz hits a slap. NIN hits a spinning backhand, and Simz hits a chop. NIN hits a chop, and Simz hits a chop. NIN hits a chop, Simz hits a chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. Simz sets NIN up for an Exploder Suplex, but NIN hammers into him with elbows to the head. NIN pushes Simz back and lays into him with forearms. NIN grabs Simz by the hair and takes him down with a massive headbutt. NIN sizes up Simz as he stumbles back on his feet. NIN calls for the finish, then spins around for the Roaring Elbow, but Simz rolls him up! 1…2…3!?!


***DING DING DING***


The fans explode in cheers as Sorry You’re Not a Winner hits the p.a. NIN looks on in disbelief as the ref raises Simz’ hand.

Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner via Pinfall, and winner of a Global Honored Crown Championship Contest, Simz!

NIN gets up and gets in the ref’s face as Simz rolls out of the ring. NIN and the ref shout at each other as Simz walks to the back. The music cuts as NIN floors the ref with a big right hand! NIN kicks his body out of the ring as the fans erupt in boos. NIN climbs out of the ring, walks over to the timekeeper’s area, and picks up a chair. NIN walks over to the ref, but Erik Knights grabs the chair out of his hands! NIN shoots Erik the stink eye as Erik throws down the chair. Erik and NIN stare each ocher down as the fans start an ‘Erik’ chant. The fans boo as NIN spits down at Erik’s feet and then turns around. And then they erupt in boos as NIN turns back around and floors Erik Knights with a Yakuza Kick! The fans shower NIN in boos as Kick, Push hits the p.a. NIN looks down at Erik Knights’ unconscious body as Legacy fades out.