Monday Night Legacy - March 31st, 2008

[Absolute Horror]

Monday, March 31^ST, 2008

Live from the Bercy, Paris, France--------------------

ELITE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Main Event Match

The Peep's Champ [c] -vs- Lbm


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TAG TEAM
Match

Soul Reaper and "Sick" Nick -vs- Trippy P and Keith Williams

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GHC QUALIFYING
Match

NIN Horror [c] -vs- Blade

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TRIPLE THREAT
Match

Killer -vs- James McDraygo -vs- Simz




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- C O M M E N T A T O R S -
Gary King, A-Damn Hater and Wally Wilson

Wally Wilson:

Gary King:

A-Damn Hater:

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

MONDAY NIGHT LEGACY KICKS OFF!

Legacy kicks off and we cut straight to the locker room of always controversial The F'N Legend Lbm! Lying on a big leather couch is the 1st ever FHT Hardcore Champion Lbm fast asleep and snoring. He has drool all down his t-shirt as the Wizard of Oz is playing on his plasma screen.

Long time ELITE interviewer Harold Gunther IV walks in obviously scheduled for an interview and is shocked to find Lbm fast asleep. On camera Harold breaks character and says to someone behind camera "we're supposed to get an interview". Suddenly Lbm wakes up with a fright!

Lbm: Wow. Where am I? Geez christ what the... what day is this?

Harold Gunther IV: Lbm you were asleep on the couch when I came in. This is April 31st 2008 and we're live on FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy! I am supposed to interview you now!

Lbm: Did I miss the whole Wrestletopia? Has Keith Williams fought Red Ninja yet? What about NIN Horror and Trippy P - thats gonna be huge! I cant believe it - all the titles on the line in one night!

Harold Gunther IV: Lbm what are you talking about? Non of those matches are booked tonite! Are you okay?

Lbm: They are booked Harold! And I am facing TPC for the ELITE Heavyweight Championship and Reverend Daddy Joe is gonna face Crazy Ash Killa for the FHT Hardcore title. And then two random winners are gonna face Nick/Reaper for the titles! It could be me and RDJ reuniting the H4H tonite! Its legitimately the biggest Legacy ever! Like everyone is gonna have to show up tonite!

Harold Gunther IV: Lbm no I'm sorry. Non of those matches are booked tonite! I just came from the pre production meeting and the only thing penciled in is Wrestler 1 vs Wrestler 2. I mean there will probably be some jobber matches with the usual suspects beating up some opponents. But no I'm sorry. I think you've been dreaming!

Lbm: Man what a dream! It was so life like Gunther! I dreamt all the big name superstars were in the ring together and everyone was cutting a promo on each other and it was just so cool having everyone in the same place. And all the titles were on the line. Gunther it was gonna be the best night of Legacy ever. I was so excited! Then Killer came out and he was pissed cause he hadnt been booked in a big match and I thought that was awesome cause he was pissed and hadnt been used good in months and I thought this would be a great story for him. It was perfect!

Harold Gunther IV: Well unfortunately it was just a dream Lbm! Like come on - you really think you could see a Legacy with that many marquee matches?

Lbm: I guess not Harold but what a shame! I wonder how Keith/Ninja would have went? Or Trippy/NIN - that would be have been mark out moment. And the big tag team championship finale! That would have rocked this place! I could have been the ELITE Heavyweight Champion! That would have made my year!

Harold Gunther IV: Well for whats its worth... I think that your dream would have been a hell of a good show! And you know what I believe... I believe that if you really want something enough - dreams can come true!

Lbm: Thanks Harold. That means a lot. Hey Harold can I ask you something?

Harold Gunther IV: I'm the interviewer - I am supposed to ask the questions. But okay... just one!

Lbm: Do you think my shit is weak? Like say compared with a guy like Reaper or Keith Williams?

Harold Gunther IV: Hell no! Keith Williams hasn't done anything good in this business in about three years. Remember when he won the FHT Undisputed Championship and disappeared? He's been flaking out on every big time oppurtunity since then. FHT Undisputed Champion - he disappeared. ELITE Daredevil Champion - one good week and then he disappeared. ELITE Heavyweight Champion - he was terrible! Absolutely terrible - didn't do one worthwhile thing the whole time with the belt and he hasn't been much better as FHT General Manager! And as for Reaper. Man that dude is just a bitter grumpy old man. Never happy about anything. And he's another one. What good bit of material has the guy produced in the last year? A couple of shoots on you - but everyone hates you so thats no different from anyone else. You get guys on the cards that complain that don't get any shots at the belts. Well he complains everytime he does get a shot at the belt. You can't win with this guy seriously! He cries when he has nothing or no one to work with. Then the second you put him in a match - he cries and that he didnt wanna do it.

Lbm: So you don't think my shit is weak?

Harold Gunther IV: Sure theres better than you Lbm. You aint the best wrestler and well your promos - there aint a lot of intensity at times. Your constantly going on about how you started FHT bla bla and you never can let this jealousy over Trippy P drop. I mean you really need to get over that. But what you lack in those departments you make up for in terms of your accomplishments and the stories you been a part of and hell you've given a lot of guys the benefit of your knowledge over the years! Don't be so hard on yourself! I tell you - ever since your comeback this year - you been doing great!

Lbm: Thanks Harold. You know Harold - you're alrite! You know what I gonna do... I'm gonna go to Sally Wilson's office right now and demand that I get a shot at ELITE Heavyweight Champion The Peep's Champ here tonite. If the rest of those guys dont wanna do nothing - thats their own business. Me and I'm here for the love of competition! Dreams can come true!!!

Harold Gunther IV: There you have it... The F'N Legend is right now on his way to ask Sally Wilson for an ELITE Heavyweight Championship shot and with no matches booked tonite and TPC being the most fighting ELITE champ ever - I fully expect her to grant his request! What a match that will be... back to ringside!!!

[Ninja/Killer]

Simz enters the ring as James McDaygo is waiting. Simz poses before going face to face with McDaygo.

"Godzilla Theme" hits before going into "War Machine" the crowd explodes as Killer makes his way twoards the ring. Killer enters the ring than raises his arms in the air.


DING DING DING

The three men move in. McDaygo and Simz look at each other before nodding and firing kicks to Killers stomach. McDaygo grabs one wrist as Simz grabs the other. They whip Killer to the ropes. Killer comes off as McDaygo and Simz attempt a double clothesline. Killer runs through breaking their grip then comes off the ropes nailling a Double Clothesline of his own. Killer brings Simz to his feet and works him over with some hard clubs to the back. Killer throws Simz to a corner as McDaygo gets to his feet. Killer grabs McDaygo and whips him into an opposite corner. Killer charges in and nails a Body Avalanche onto McDaygo. McDaygo falls to the bottom turnbuckle Killer than charges into the opposite corner and hits a running Clothesline on Simz. Simz falls to the bottom turnbuckle. Killer scrapes his boot across Simz face a few times before charging and nailing a running kick to McDaygo's face. Killer than charges and hits a running kick to Simz face for the Killdozer. Killer raises his arms in the air as the crowd pops.

Killer takes McDaygo out of the corner and gets him in a Powerbomb position. Killer lifts McDaygo up but McDaygo slides off and fires some kicks to Killers side. McDaygo hooks Killer then lifts him up and manages to slam him down with a Samoan Drop. McDaygo heads to the ropes than bounces off and hits a Rolling Thunder to Killer. McDaygo covers 1,2 shoulder up. Simz is getting up to recover. McDaygo calls him over. Simz comes over as the two begin to work Killer over with some stomps. McDaygo and Simz send Killer to a corner. Simz charges in and hits Killer with a Running Dropkick. Simz goes down to all fours as McDaygo charges and springs of Simz back to hit a Leg Lariat on Killer. Killer slumps down in the corner as McDaygo and Simz hook him and nails a Double DDT spiking Killer ontop of his head. Simz and McDaygo pose. Simz turns his back as McDaygo grabs him and throws him out of the ring. McDaygo covers 1,2 shoulder up.

Simz re enters the ring as he and McDaygo start arguing. The two jaw jack before Simz shoves McDaygo. McDaygo shoves Simz back. Simz responds with a Superkick knocking McDaygo off his feet. Simz takes McDaygo off the mat and hooks him in a Firemans Carry. Simz lifts McDaygo up and attempts that Business but McDaygo lands on his feet and hooks on the Buzzkill. Simz struggles as McDaygo locks the submission on. Killer gets up to his feet however and hooks McDaygo around the waist than lifts him and Simz up in the air to nail a Double Release German Suplex. A "Killer" chant starts up as Killer is up to his feet first. Simz gets up in a daze as Killer nails a hard chop to the chest knocking him down. McDaygo gets up to his feet as Killer nails him with a Hard Forearm. Killer grabs a hold of Simz and McDaygo and slams their heads together in a Double Noggin Knocker. Killer grabs Simz and slams him down with a Baldo Bomb. 1,2 McDaygo breaks up the pin with a kick to Killers head. McDaygo brings Killer to his feet then twists his arm. McDaygo goes up to the top rope then attempts the Old School but Killer blocks and pulls McDaygo off the ropes but McDaygo reverses with an Arm Drag. Killer gets to his feet as McDaygo kicks him in the stomach and attempts a Scissor Kick but Killer moves out of the way. Killer hooks McDaygo and nails a T Bone Suplex. Simz gets to his feet as Killer charges and takes him down with an STO. Killer slaps the top turnbuckle than climbs up. Killer points to the sky then makes the sign of the cross. McDaygo gets to his feet first as Killer flies off but McDaygo quickly moves out of the way. McDaygo and Simz get up in pain as Killer pulls himself up. Simz and McDaygo moves in but Kiler wraps both of his hands around their necks. McDaygo and Simz kick Killer in the stomach to break. McDaygo and Simz run to the ropes but NIN HORROR has snuck down to the ring and pulls on Simz leg tripping him then pulls him out of the ring. McDaygo comes off the ropes but Killer nails the TOSS BOMB. Simz and NIN are brawling on the outside as Killer locks the Killmission on McDaygo. McDaygo taps out.

JLB:Here is your winner KILLER.

Killer has his arm raised by the ref as Simz and NIN keep battling it out. NIN nails Simz with a hard slap. Simz runs away to the backstage area as NIN gives chase. Killer stays in the ring celebrating his win as Legacy goes to a commercial.

[Absolute Horror]

Legacy returns backstage with a happy NIN Horror. But Mr. Peterson storms into the scene and quickly starts chewing him out.

Mr. Peterson: Just what the hell do you think you were doing out there!?

NIN: I was just,

Mr. Peterson: Never mind! What I really want to know is what you were thinking last week when you assaulted our officials for the umpteenth time?

NIN: Hey, I don’t have to answer up to you! I’m not an ELITE wrestler, I’m just contracted to defend my title.

Mr. Peterson: ELITE’s title you little bastard, don’t you forget it.

NIN grabs Mr. Peterson by the tie and gets in his face.

NIN: Who the hell do you think you are!?

Mr. Peterson: I’m the person that will put you in a qualifying match against every wrestler in this building tonight if you even lay a finger on me!

The fans cheer as NIN calms down, straightens out Mr. Peterson’s tie, and brushes off his shoulder. NIN crosses his arms as Mr. Peterson starts talking.

Mr. Peterson: The Board of Directors has decided that your GHC title match with Simz is going to take place at the Hell Freezes Over PPV in Russia. Also, we’re sticking you with a fine for attacking that referee, and another fine for attacking Erik Knights!

The fans cheer as NIN unfolds his arm in disbelief.

NIN: Oh come on, he wanted to fight me, I was just defending mysel-

Mr. Peterson: And if you lay a finger on him tonight, your fine will be doubled!

The fans cheer harder.

Mr. Peterson: I’m glad you’re in your ring gear, because you’ve got a GHC qualifying match tonight. And no, it won’t be against Dragon! We found a real opponent, and it’s someone that has a bone to pick with you.

The fans cheer as Mr. Peterson walks out of the scene triumphantly. NIN storms off in the opposite direction as Legacy goes to the next segment…

[Ninja/Killer]

"Sad But True" hits as FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja appears in the entranceway. Ninja wears a Black Jacket with Ninja written in Red on the back and a Red Skull and Thunderbolts Design Underneath, a White Wifebeater Undershirt underneath, Blue Jeans, and Black Puma Running Shoes. Ninja enters the ring as he gets a good reaction from the French Fans. Ninja gets a mic.

Red Ninja:Last show I was in my proud homeland of Canada, now this week I had to fly all the way out to France, isn't that an interesting change of pace.....

Ninja stops as The Peeps Champ is coming down twoards the ring with a mic of his own.

TPC:Blah, Blah, Blah. yapp yapp yapp. That's all I hear when you step in the ring Ninja, just alot of nonsensical bullcrap that you piece together for a promo.

TPC rolls into the ring.

Red Ninja:Chase my man, I was planning to get to you eventually, but since you did me the favour and came down here anyway I think I'll get right to the point. I heard what you said over the last few weeks about how you think you deservfe a shot at me. The only question I have for you is what gives you the right to come out and say that I should even consider you contendership material. What you think I'm impressed because you hold the ELITE World Heaveyweight title, let me tell you something, that belt doesn't mean jack shit, It doesn't mean jack shit because I never held it, the old belt that means something is the belt I carry with me. Your little toy, your little ELITE Championship is as valuable as a chocolate coin. I've put up with your little championship crap for to long, you don't walk around my lockeroom claiming to be on par with me or above me. No one says that, not even you, you little bleach blonde bitch.

TPC:Ninja, what you fail to realize is that your belt, the FHT Undisputed Championship is truly the useless belt, your belt represents a bunch of lazy buffons. My belt represents a lineage of fighting champions who gave their all match after match. With me holding the belt, my peeps have someone to admire, a champion worth cheering for. You on the other hand have a bunch of pea brained morons who don't know a good wrestling match if it bit them in the asshole.

Red Ninja:You know something Chase, I remember hearing even before I even came to FHT how big of a pain in the ass you are, and how no one, not even the lowest of people liked you. Over the past few years I realized why, but you made the biggest mistake you can make, you got invovled with me and my business. I don't know where the fuck you get off walking around with your belt calling me out. Do you jackasses not realize that no matter what I'm not going to cow down to any of you.

TPC:Cow down? I don't want you to cow down Ninja, I want you to grow a pair and stop your whiny in ring bitch fests and man up and fight. Fight me to find out who the better champion is?

Red Ninja:Your calling me whiny, Chase who's the guy who's thrown temper tantrum after temper tantrum back in that lockeroom. I don't whine, I don't complain, I simply state the truth, the godamn truth, if it wasnt for me there would be nothing right now. This belt around someone else's waist is a thought that doesn't even click into my head. No one has it in them to stop me, not even you.

TPC:Are you done, are you done, good because it's time for me to speak, and speak the truth, Ninja you'd rather face off against a jobber than step into the ring with me, someone fully capable of beating you.

Red Ninja:You beat me, you must have really lost it. There's no chance in the world that you'd be able to get me down for the three count. You've never been able to beat Chase, everytime we've wrestled I've kicked your ass. Wether it was a tag match or one on one, I've had your number.

TPC:That was the old me, the new me is leaps and bounds ahead of what I used to be. I don't care about the past standings between us, I care about what's going on right now. And right now I want your belt.

Red Ninja:Well asshole, you want my belt your going to have to beat me within an inch of my life to win it. But you know something, and I'll be honest I don't want to wrestle you, I want to fight you right here and right now. So how about big man, how about we settle things like men and fight it out.

Ninja backs off and takes his jacket off he throws it away than stands infront of TPC trash talking. Ninja gives TPC a shove. TPC takes a few steps back but doesn't do anything. Ninja is still trying to egg him on. Ninja turns his back and dares TPC to hit him from behind. TPC steps back and looks like he's going to go for THE START. Ninja turns around as TPC decides not to. TPC shakes his head than says "Not here. Not here." TPC rolls out of the ring then heads to the back. TPC points to Ninja then nods his head. Ninja grabs a mic.

Red Ninja:Chase, you don't want to fight me now, but who says I want to fight you on your terms. I never agreed to your challenge, so don't hold your breath on anything until I let you know.

"Sad But True" hits as Ninja stands in the ring. Legacy goes to commercial.

[Crusher Casey]

As we come back from commercial we see a shadow lurking aroung the back stage area and one of the security guards walks up to him to ask him what he is doing back there, when suddenly out of nowhere the security guard is knocked out cold and falls flat on his face, and the shadow turns into the light and it reveals it is nonother than Crusher Casey, and he looks into the camera and starts to speak...

[glow=red,2,300]LBM, I'm coming for you and everyone that has SCREWED ME, you all thought that I had Fallen into "Obscurity", and NEVER to wrestle AGAIN, WELL ASSHOLES YOU ARE WRONG ! I coming to het what was promised to me over two years ago by LBM, and that is MY HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOT...LBM, you lied to me for the last time, ELITE,FHT, you have signed your Death Warrants, I will be here and I will take what IS MINE....SO LBM, I WOULD WATCH YOUR BACK, YOU NEVER KNOW FROM WHERE OR WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN, BUT IT WILL....[/glow]

Just then Casey walks out the door, and the scene fades to black

[tpc]

["Stitches" By Allele blasts over the PA to a massive pop from the fans as The Peep's Champ steps threw the curtain onto the stage wearing the ELITE Heavyweight Championship he points out at his peeps as he stares at them before he spites down on the stage before he walks down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope The Peep's Champ climbs up to the second turnbuckle and once again points out to his peeps and stares to a massive pop before he spites down to the mat below before he steps down and gets a mic]

The Peep's Champ: Champion - One that wins first place or first prize in a competition that is clearly superior or has the attributes of a winner an ardent defender who fights for as a champion a warrior

A-Damn Hater: The Peep's Champ doesn't need to learn the definition of Champion he needs to learn the definition of Grammar

[The Peep's Champ takes the ELITE Heavyweight Championship from around his waist and puts it over his shoulder]

The Peep's Champ: I see six man with championships but I see only one Champion in this business and your looking at him because I'm the only one willing to fight and defend my ELITE Heavyweight Championship

Gary King: I have to agree The Peep's Champ is the most fighting current champion

[The Peep's Champ stares and the ELITE Heavyweight Championship]

The Peep's Champ: Red Ninja your matches are predictable maybe its because you just face jobbers because you know if you face a real challenger such as myself you would lose because I am superior to you and thats why you want accept my challenge

Wally Wilson: For some strange reason Red Ninja want accept The Peep's Champ challenge and that just may be it

[The fans begin to chant "WE WANT THE PEEP'S CHAMP VS RED NINJA" as The Peep's Champ shakes his head showing his disappointment toward Red Ninja]

The Peep's Champ: NIN Horror the future of FHT/ELITE believed by many but I ask you when they talk about you and your Daredevil Championship reign what feud do they talk about thats right the feud with me because its the only one worth talking about because I made it great

A-Damn Hater: Talk about cocky and you wonder why I don't like this guy he loses a match and still thinks he was the best thing in it

[The Peep's Champ stretches his head as tho he is thinking]

The Peep's Champ: ACK (Ass Crazy Killer) thats your name right well "Sick" Nick gave you a huge push yet what have you done with it nothing you have wasted it instead you made the Hardcore Championship for getable just like yourself

Gary King: Talk about a low blow there

[The Peep's Champ looks around at his peeps as he grabs ahold of his ELITE Heavyweight Championship and it slides down and hangs from his hand]

The Peep's Champ: Soul Reaper and "Sick" Nick do I really have to say it why once you was at the top of your games standing tall on top of the ladder but now your nothing just has beens of this business

Wally Wilson: Now why I don't see a best of Soul Reaper coming out any time soon I think that "Sick" Nick still has a lot left in his tank he has just lost his desire

[The fans chant ""Sick" Nick" as The Peep's Champ shakes his head yes as tho he knew it was coming]

The Peep's Champ: Now onto my opponent here tonight Lbm thats right no need to ask Sally Wilson I accept your challenge and you know I still remember our first match and the butterflies I had in my stomach because I was about to go against the greatest superstar in the business

A-Damn Hater: Thats right and you better remember it

[The fans chant "Lbm" as The Peep's Champ shakes his head yes as tho he knew that was coming also he turns as he starts to speak]

The Peep's Champ: However times have change the tides have turned the torch has been pasted rather you want it or not because your no longer the greatest your no longer the man your no longer the F'N Legend that people look up to I own the right to those monikers now

Gary King: Are we starting to see the old The Peep's Champ come out again

[The Peep's Champ gets a mix reaction from the crowd as he takes a deep breath putting the ELITE Heavyweight Championship back on his shoulder]

The Peep's Champ: Fact you have achieve great things in your career but I have achieve greater things in mine in a company that was hated and outcasted in on my worst of days and you couldn't even beat me then so how can you beat me now that I'm in the peek of my career

Wally Wilson: It can not be denied The Peep's Champ is on one of the greatest rolls in his career and I feel a lot of people realize this and thats one of the reason Red Ninja want accept his challenge

[The Peep's Champ raises up the ELITE Heavyweight Championship to a huge pop from the crowd]

The Peep's Champ: I am the ELITE Heavyweight Champion I am at the top of my game and there is no superstar in that backstage area that can out do me fact one of them may get lucky and get their three seconds it might even be you tonight however I will have the entire match the headlines will not read the day a new champion was crowd they will read the day The Peep's Champ gave the fans the greatest show they have ever saw

A-Damn Hater: I can't believe this cocky son of a bi......

[The Peep's Champ walks over and climbs up to the second turnbuckle as he keeps the ELITE Heavyweight Champion held high above him as the fans chant his name]

The Peep's Champ: Now Lbm don't go thinking that this is that cocky arrant egotistical young punk preek bastard that you once faced that did nothing but talk and couldn't back it up because it isn't this man can back it up and tonight you Ninja and the rest of the world will have their proof

Gary King: Strong statement by The Peep's Champ to his doubters

[The Peep's Champ drops the mic and makes his way to the back to a massive pop from the crowd as the camera fades]

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[Absolute Horror]

Legacy returns from commercials with a clip from last week of Erik Knights being checked out by doctors. The fans boo as the scene goes to the locker room of NIN Horror. NIN is doing Hindu squats as Kristin Ricci walks in with a mic.

NIN: Two hundred ninety-eight… two hundred ninety-nine…

Kristin: Excuse me NIN, may we get your thoughts on your match tonight?

NIN: …three hundred.

NIN stands up normally and wipes his forehead with a towel. He holds it on the back of his neck and speaks to Kristin.

NIN: It doesn’t matter who the Board of Directors found to fight me, I’m going to win.

Kristin: But, Mr. Peterson said it’s someone who might hold a grudge against you; do you have any idea who it may be?

NIN: Someone with a grudge against me, please. It could be anybody. There are hundreds of wrestlers around the world who want revenge against me, but guess what Kristin, none of them are collecting. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some poor bastards hopes to crush.

NIN picks the GHC title belt up off a nearby table and slings it over his shoulder. NIN walks off camera as Legacy goes to the next segment…

[Keith Williams]

The scene switches to Keith Williams office. He is laying on his leather couch and appears to be asleep. He is clutching his Hall of Fame plaque to his chest. At first it appears that he is having a peaceful rest when suddenly he starts twitching and mumbling.

As this is happening the door to his office opens and in walks Trippy P. The fans in the arena can be heard popping for the arrival of Trippy. He looks down and sees that Keith is in the middle of a nightmare. He reaches down to wake him when Keith suddenly sits start up.

Trippy P:
Hey, you ok?

Keith Williams:
Yeah. Just had a really bad nightmare. Thats the last time I lay down when a Chase promo is aired.

Trippy P:
Was it the Beth Phoenix one again? Sit right there I know exactly what will take care of that.

Trippy walks over to Keiths desk and opens a drawer. He pulls out the Maria playboy

Keith Williams:
Nah not that one this time. This one had Lbm in it.

Trippy looks down at the Maria Playboy and puts it back into Keiths drawer. He closes that drawer and opens up another one. He pulls out a half filled 5th of Wild Turkey and two shot glasses. He then goes over and pours Keith a shot, to which he promptly drinks.

Keith Williams:
It was the weirdest dream. For some reason Lbm was dressed up like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.

Trippy P:
Lbm in a dress?

Trippy quickly pours himself a shot of Wild Turkey and downs it quickly

Keith Williams:
Thats only the beginning. You know how Dorothy always had Toto beside her. Well Toto had the body of a dog but it had the head of Dark Angel. Kept following Lbm everywhere he went.

Trippy P:
Damn. If I have had a dog that looked like that, I would had put it out of its misery a long time ago.

Keith Williams:
At the beginning of the dream, all "Dorothy" wanted was to leave her home. Even broke out into song.

Trippy P:
Lbm sang?

Keith nods his head. Trippy pours Keith another shot and hands it to him.

Here you need this.

Keith takes the shot and downs it

Keith Williams:
Right after he got done singing this big blue tornado came out of nowhere and picked "Dorothy" and "Toto" up and carried them away.

When they landed, they were in a kind of munchkin land. Except the only munchkin in the whole place looked alot like The Awaken Half. "Dorothy" told him that she wanted to go home. The Awaken Half told her that if she wanted to go home, she had to go see the great and powerful Head Booker of Oz.

Trippy P:
Head Booker of Oz..He sounds like a Rugged Handsome Man..

Keith Williams:
Um..Yeah...back to the dream. "Dorothy" was going down the blue brick road

Trippy P:
Blue brick? Ain't it suppose to be the yellow brick road?

Keith Williams:
Yeah but yellow brick road is copyrighted. Can't get the license for it.

Trippy P:
Ah..ok continue with your story.

Keith Williams:
Well "Dorothy" and "Toto" was skipping down the Blue brick road when they came across the scarecrow. Now this scarecrow had a uncanny likeness to Ulster. Well after some talking he joins the gang.

They go along for a bit when they find the Tin Man. And for some odd reason, this tin man could pass for Blade. And instead of carrying a ax, this tin man was carrying a singapore cane and had Demolition time engraved on his chest.

Well 'Dorothy" unrusted him and he joins up with them. They go along their merry way when suddenly the cowardly lion jumps out. This Lion could be a dead ringer for RDJ.

Trippy was taking a drink of the wild turkey when Keith mentions that. Trippy promptly spits out the drink and starts laughing.

Keith Williams:
Hey are you ok?

Trippy P:
I'm fine. Hey one question though. In the story of the Wizard of Oz, isn't there suppose to be a wicked witch after Dorothy?

Keith Williams:
Yeah, but when was the last time that a woman was in FHT/Elite? And having certain franchises walking around posing as one doesn't count.

Well the gang get to the emerald city. The guard who looked alot like Stone Cold wouldn't let them in. No matter how much they begged and pleaded he wouldn't open the door for them.

They were going to leave all dejected when suddenly a call came thru the guards walkie talkie for all officers and he took off to answer it. Well the gang snuck into the Head Bookers office.

And there in the office was this big floating head. Funny the head looks just like you.

Trippy P:
Told you that the Head Booker was a handsome man.

Keith Williams:
Well this head was screaming "lay down for me", "I am the greatest" and "Wheres the joint?"

Trippy P:
Damn, that sounds like a guy I could get along with. What happened next?

Keith Williams:
That was it. I woke up as the Big Head was ranting about how he was going to book Cena to job to The Peeps Champ.

Trippy P:
That sounds worst then the dream I had when Terrell Owens was signed by the Philadelphia Eagles.

Keith Williams:
Um Trippy...

Trippy P:
Thank God that never happened. I don't know what I would do if the Eagles were ever dumb enough to sign that cancer..

Keith Williams:
You know I am glad that you came in. There was something I needed to tell you. But right now I can't think of what it was.

Keith begins to tap his fingers onto his hall of fame plaque. He appears to be in deep thought

Keith Williams:
Oh well guess its not impor...

A bright light hits Keiths face. The camera traces it back to a ring on Trippys finger

Keith Williams:
Trippy..do you mind? That Hall of Fame ring is blinding me.

Trippy P:
Oh sorry didn't mean to. But hey I am going to need another drink. The though of Lbm in a dress is making me sick to death.

Keith Williams:
Thats it! I know what I wanted to tell you.

Trippy P:
What? That we should issue warnings before we do promos like this? I mean how many kids do you think we scarred with the thought of Lbm running around in a dress singing "over the rainbow"?

Keith Williams:
You got a point there..But what I wanted to tell you is that we got a match tonight. We are teaming up to face "Sick" Nick and Reaper. Think you are up to it?

Trippy P:
Well I guess I can finish up my list later.

Trippy holds up a paper and you can clearly see the title reads "Things that are better then Romo".

Keith Williams:
You are never gonna give up the Romo hating are you?

Trippy P:
Sure I will...As soon as he retires..

Keith rolls his eyes

Keith Williams:
So you think we should come up with a plan against Nick and Reaper?

Trippy P:
Whats to plan? We bring out a laptop and Nick will be too busy working on his fantasy Baseball teams that he won't even know that he is in a match. Then we have some emo music play over the P.A. and Reaper will just lay down in the middle of the ring and start crying. We just have to put one finger on him at that point and we have the match won.

Keith Williams:
Good plan.

scene fades with both Keith and Trippy laughing

[Absolute Horror]

Legacy returns to the ring with Erik Knights, Jack Kent, and a referee. Erik has a black eye, and trades glances with Jack Kent.

Jack Kent: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Global Honored Crown qualifying match! At this time would you frogs please rise as I introduce to you the champion, he weighs in at 210 lbs of solid natural muscle, he hails from scenic Ft. Worth Texas, the fastest growing city in America, by way of Transylvania. He also holds residency in Galveston, Hollywood, Prague, Tokyo, and NOT Paris. He is the single most marketable man in ELITE and FHT; he is the Master of Hardcore, the King of Wrestling, the King of Iron Fist Tournament, the King of Kings, and The Best Wrestler in the World Today. He is YOUR ELITE Global Honored Crown Champion, He is “The New Horror Show” NIN HORROR!

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f--- like you wanna f---, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

The fans erupt in boos as the lights go out and Kick, Push hits the p.a. Smoke and lasers fill the entrance ramp as NIN Horror walks out from the curtains. He is wearing black cowboy boots, kneepads, and trunks, a black right elbowpad, a cyan ring jacket, a towel around his neck, and the GHC title belt around his waist. NIN stops on the entrance stage to survey the booing fans, and then starts walking down the ramp. NIN holds out his arms and gives the fans the finger as he walks down the ramp. NIN climbs up the ringsteps and walks across the apron. He stops halfway, looks at the fans, and then climbs in through the ropes. NIN’s music fades out as he and Erik Knights stare each other down. NIN gets in his corner as Erik looks away.

Erik Knights: And introducing second, he weighs in at 210 lbs and hails from Brighton England, he is the British Destroyer! “The Master of Disaster” BLADE!

The fans erupt in cheers as War hits the p.a. Blade rushes out of the curtains and runs down to the ring. NIN throws off the towel as Erik and Jack rush out of the ring. Blade slides in the ring and charges at NIN, and the fists are flying! The ref calls for the bell!


***DING DING DING***


The fans erupt in cheers as NIN and Blade swing wildly at each other. Blade starts to get the other hand and forces NIN back to the ropes. Blade whips NIN off the ropes, and then charges at him as he hits the opposite ropes. Blade goes for a kitchen sink, but quickly moves his knee out of the way before it hits the title belt NIN is still wearing. NIN stops, and catches Blade with a John Woo kick! Blade falls out on the apron as NIN gets back on his feet. Blade quickly gets back up, springboards off the ropes, and takes NIN down with a springboard calf kick! The fans cheer as NIN rolls out of the ring. NIN stomps around and struggles to get his jacket off. NIN takes off the title belt, and tosses them both at Jack Kent. NIN looks up as Blade comes down on him with a vaulting body press! The fans cheer as Blade takes NIN down. Blade nails NIN with a flurry of punches before he gets on his feet. Blade picks NIN up to his feet and then smashes his face against the ring apron. Blade whips NIN into the steel guardrail, and then rocks him with a stiff roundhouse kick to the chest. The fans ‘ooh’ as Blade gives NIN another kick to the chest. NIN slides down to the floor, but Blade pulls him back up on his feet. Blade walks NIN over to the steel ring steps and tries to bash his face into them, but NIN blocks it with his boot. NIN elbows Blade in the gut, and then tries to smash his face into the steps, but Blade blocks it with his hands. Blade elbows NIN in the gut, sending him back a few steps. Blade charges at NIN, but NIN catches him with a drop toe hold and sends him face first into the guardrail!


The fans boo as NIN gets back on his feet. He picks Blade up and tries to roll him in the ring, but Blade rolls right back out and nails NIN with a punch. Blade hits NIN with another punch, and then backs him against the guardrail with chops. Blade hits NIN with a forearm, and then punches him down to the floor. Blade walks over and hops on the apron, and then waits for NIN to gets back up. NIN gets on back on his feet and then Blade jumps up for a springboard move, but NIN catches his feet and pulls him down, smashing his face on the ring apron. Stagehands scurry out of the way as NIN whips Blade into the timekeeper’s area. Blade crashes into a set up chair, and NIN quickly follows him in with the Ganja Boot. NIN grabs Blade by the hair and pulls him out of the chair. NIN walks Blade over to the ringsteps and starts walking up them, but Blade stops them. NIN tries to pull Blade up the steps, but Blade blocks it. Blade punches NIN in the gut, and then pulls him off the steps, sending him sailing into the announcer’s table! The fans cheer as NIN crashes against the side of the table. Blade walks over and nails NIN with a forearm. Blade grabs NIN’s head and smashes his face against the table. Blade rolls NIN onto the table and then hits him with a few punches. Blade gets on the table and pulls NIN up to his feet. Blade hits NIN with a few forearms and then sets him up for a Suplex. NIN blocks it, and punches Blade in the ribs to get out of it. NIN hits Blade with a headbutt, and sets him up for a Hashimoto DDT, but Blade blocks it. Blade gets out of the headlock and peppers NIN with a stiff slap. Blade hits him with a forearm and sets him up for an Exploder Suplex. NIN blocks it, and elbows Blade in the side of the head. NIN pushes Blade of the table, and he lands on his feet on the floor.


NIN hops off the table and nails Blade with a diving forearm. Blade stumbles back against the ring. NIN charges at him, but Blade moves out of the way and NIN slides in the ring. Blade rolls in under the ropes and both men get on their feet. NIN goes for a slap, but Blade blocks it and goes for a forearm, but NIN dodges it. NIN hits Blade with a chop, and Blade hits him with a forearm. NIN hits Blade with a slap, and Blade hits him with a European uppercut. NIN goes for a spinning backhand, but Blade ducks it, and then takes NIN down with a high roundhouse kick. NIN gets back on his feet and gets hit with a roundhouse to the chest. Blade hits a second roundhouse to the chest, and then whips NIN into a corner. Blade goes for the cartwheel roundhouse kick, but NIN escapes before the kick. Blade catches himself on the ropes, and then backs out onto the apron. NIN turns towards Blade, who then flips over the ropes and catches NIN with a Huracanrana, but NIN spins around and dumps Blade with a Powerbomb into the corner. NIN steps back, and then charges in for the Golden Hand Technique, but Blade catches his hand, slaps him on the chest, and runs across the ring to the opposite. Blade runs up the ropes, and takes NIN down with a springboard arm drag!


The fans cheer and clap as both men get on their feet. NIN charges at Blade, but Blade cuts him off with a boot to the gut. Blade sets up NIN, and then hits him with a snap Suplex. Blade hangs onto NIN and rolls them back on their feet. Blade goes for a Brainbuster, but NIN blocks it, and then counters into a Hashimoto DDT! NIN rolls Blade over for the cover, 1..kickout! NIN gets up and stomps on Blade’s head. The fans boo as NIN hits Blade with a fist drop, and then putting him in a blatant choke. The ref yells at NIN, who eventually lets go. NIN grabs Blade by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. NIN whips him to the ropes, and follows him with a kitchen sink just as he hits the ropes. Blade hangs up on the ropes as NIN nails him with a punch. NIN drags Blade out of the ropes, and then hits him with a left slap, right slap, left slap, spinning backhand, and a roundhouse kick. NIN runs back, hits the ropes, and comes back for the Busaiku Knee Kick, but Blade falls back and pulls down the top rope, and NIN crashes down to the floor! Blade gets back up as NIN stumbles up to his feet. The fans get on their feet as Blade sizes NIN up. Blade grabs the ropes, vaults over, and takes NIN down with a Corkscrew Plancha!


The fans erupt in cheers as Blade gets back on his feet. He goes to slap hands with some cheering fans as NIN stumbles back on his feet. Blade grabs NIN and nails him with a punch. Blade hits NIN with another punch, and then smashes his face against the ring apron. Blade gets on the ring apron and pulls NIN up with him. Blade pulls NIN up to his feet and sets him up for a Suplex, but NIN hangs onto the ropes and blocks it. NIN punches Blade in the ribs, and then hits him with a headbutt. NIN grabs Blade and sets him up for a Piledriver, but Blade blocks it by falling to one knee. NIN hammers on Blade’s back and then lifts him up, but Blade kicks his legs back and blocks the Piledriver. Blade gets up and hits NIN with a forearm. Blade hits NIN with a chop, and NIN goes for a spinning backhand, but Blade blocks it and catches NIN in a full nelson. Blade tries to hit NIN with a Dragon Suplex from the apron but NIN snags the ropes with his feet and blocks it. NIN breaks the full nelson, and catches Blade with a back elbow shot. NIN turns around and hits Blade with a headbutt, and Blade quickly hits him back with a chop. NIN hits Blade with a stiff slap and then Blade hits him with a roundhouse. NIN stumbles back, and then hits Blade with a Yakuza Kick. Blade leans back against the ropes, and then NIN sets him up for a Backdrop Driver. Blade grabs onto the ropes and blocks it, but NIN nails him in the small of the back with a few forearms. NIN grabs him and lifts him up, but Blade kicks his feet and falls back on the apron. Blade punches NIN a few times in the head, and NIN stumbles back. Blade charges at NIN with a clothesline, but NIN catches him and hits him with a Sambo Suplex from the apron to the floor!!


The fans erupt in boos as both men crash down on the floor. NIN starts to crawl towards the ringsteps, and eventually stumbles up to his feet. NIN walks over and picks up Blade, and then rolls him into the ring. NIN slides in after him and goes for the cover, 1…2.kickout! The fans cheer as Blade gets the shoulder up. NIN gets on his feet and pulls Blade up to his. NIN hits Blade with a knee to the stomach and then sets him up for the Backdrop Driver. NIN lifts him up, but Blade rolls back and lands on his feet. The fans go wild as NIN turns around and gets hit with a forearm. Blade hits NIN with another forearm, and then takes him down with a roundhouse to the chest. NIN gets back up on his feet and gets a boot to the stomach. Blade turns around and sets NIN up for the Sky Driver. Blade lifts NIN up, but he rolls back and lands on his feet. NIN turns Blade around and then takes him down with spinning backfist. The fans boo as Blade falls straight back onto the mat. NIN falls on him for the cover, 1…2..kickout! The fans cheer again as Blade gets the shoulder up. NIN gets on his feet and drags Blade up to his. NIN hits Blade with a left slap, right slap, left slap, spinning backhand, and three forearms. Blade wobbles around on his feet as NIN sizes him up. NIN goes for the Roaring Elbow, but Blade ducks the elbow, grabs NIN, and hits him with the Sky Driver!


The fans erupt in cheers as Blade drives NIN into the mat. Blade turns NIN over and goes for the cover, 1…2…kickout! The fans start clapping and rally behind Blade. He gets back on his feet and stomps on NIN’s head. Blade grabs NIN and pulls his body over towards a corner. Blade points to the sky and walks out through the ropes, and then climbs up the turnbuckle. Blade stands up on the top rope, Blade jumps up and goes for the Double-Edge, but NIN gets his knees up at the last second! The fans boo as Blade crashes down on NIN’s knees. Blade rolls back on his feet from the momentum as NIN gets back on his. Blade turns towards NIN, and gets taken down with the Busaiku Knee Kick! The fans boo as NIN goes for the cover, but Blade pushes him away and yells with Fighting Spirit! The fans cheer as Blade gets back on his feet and charges at NIN, but NIN cuts him off with a massive forearm. NIN grabs Blade by the hair, reels back, and takes him down with the Strong Lariat! NIN goes for the cover, 1…2..Blade grabs the ropes! The fans rally behind Blade as NIN gets up and backs away from him. NIN reaches his arm into the air and pulls off the elbowpad as Blade starts to get up. Blade gets on his feet and stumbles forward as NIN charges in for a finishing Lariat. NIN swings his arm at Blade, but Blade blocks it, hits NIN with a forearm, hits NIN with a high roundhouse to the head, and takes him down with a Koppou kick! The fans go wild as both men stumble back to their feet. Blade goes for a roundhouse, but NIN catches his leg, drops down to one knee, and hits the three-inch punch to Blade’s huevos! The fans erupt in boos as Blade stumbles back and falls to one knee. Blade stumbles back on his feet, and gets taken down with the Roaring Elbow! NIN goes for the cover, 1…2……NOO!! The fans erupt in cheers as Blade just barely gets the shoulder up. NIN screams in frustration, and then gets back on his feet. NIN drags Blade up, and then lifts him up on his shoulders in the Torture Rack. The fans erupt in even more cheers as Simz runs into the ring from the audience! Simz pulls Blade off NIN’s shoulders, and Blade stumbles back on his feet. NIN turns around and throws the Lariat at Simz, but he ducks it. NIN turns back around and goes for the Yakuza Kick on Simz, but he ducks it, and NIN runs into Blade, and gets caught in a Small Package! The ref counts, 1…2…3!!!


***DING DING DING***


The fans explode in cheers as War hits the p.a. Simz pulls Blade out of the ring as NIN sits up and grabs his hair.

Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner of the match via Pinfall, and winner of a Global Honored Crown Championship Contest, “The Master of Disaster” Blade!

The fans cheer as Blade and Simz walk back up the ramp pointing and laughing at NIN. Jack Kent gets in the ring with the GHC title belt as NIN gets on his feet. NIN runs to the ropes facing the ramp and yells at Simz. Jack Kent brings the belt over to NIN, who snatches it out of his hands. NIN holds up the GHC title belt and yells that Simz and Blade will never have it. NIN grinds his teeth as Legacy goes to commercials…

["Sick" Nick™]

Soul Reaper walks into a locker room where “Sick” Nick is sitting at a table.

Soul Reaper:
There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you! Don’t you know we have a Championship match tonight!?!

“Sick” Nick:
Sorry mother. I didn’t know I had to tell you everything I do.

As Reaper walks closer to Nick, he sees Nick is on his laptop.

Soul Reaper:
So Keith was right. What, have you been playing with your fantasy baseball team all day long!?!

“Sick” Nick:
No I haven’t. I’m checking my e-mail.

Soul Reaper:
Yea, but Keith…

“Sick” Nick:
Yea, Keith is just jealous. I just beat him in our league. As a matter of fact, I beat him every year. I even beat him in sports I know nothing about!

Soul Reaper:
I don’t care about your unnatural obsession with Keith!

Nick rolls his eyes.

Soul Reaper:
We have a match tonight. A match that if we didn’t have, we’d lose our titles due to inactivity! Where have you been for the last three months!?!

Nick gets up and starts to get into Reaper’s face.

“Sick” Nick:
I’ve been promoting this place overseas! In case you didn’t know we are seen globally, and the powers that be picked the biggest star this company has to play ambassador to create awareness. For the last three months I have been in press conferences and autograph signings and company parties try to get this place to the next level. As a matter of fact, I was just checking my e-mail to see where they want me to go next to promote the company.

Soul Reaper:
Yea, well word has it, you’ve been schmoozing it up with movie higher-ups at film screens and ad people.

“Sick” Nick:
Look, I’m here. As much as I hate holding these titles with YOU… I hate losing them even more. So as long as we hold these things, I’ll play nice with you. Now if you’ll get out of my way, I have some calls to make.

Nick grabs his title and his cell phone and knocks into Reaper as he walks past him. Reaper stares a hole into his partner as he leaves the room.

[Reverend Daddy Joe]

The Jumbotron cuts to the living room of RDJ. The room is plastered with pictures of himself with various wrestlers, celebrities, ex-wives, framed magazines with his image on the cover, what can be assumed is a replica of the original FHT Hardcore Title. It looks like he has built a museum of himself in his living room.

he is sitting in an italian leather recliner chair, a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue laele scotch ($253 a bottle) on the table beside him, as he pours himself a drink in a softer glass.[/i]

RDJ: Well, well, I bet you people think i'm going to make some jokes about bad dream sequences or football. Don't worry, I'm not, I'm not the kind of veteran who decides to try his hat at being a comedian instead of actually wrestling, we'll leave that up to FHT managment.

No, tonight I've come to you because, frankly, I'm being paid an awful lot of money to explain myself, and to answer Trippy P. you see, I've been in this industry a long, long time, and I know what it takes to be considered the Greatest. It isn't about being the strongest, the fastest, the most athletic or even the most hardcore. No, it's about being the smartest man to ever set foot in the ring. I proved without a shadow of a doubt that that man is myself, The Newschool Hardcore Legend, The Uncrowned Hall of Famer RDJ. Allow me to explain.

Trippy P has had those beatings coming for years. He shunned me, he held me back, like he did with many others, and while he wined and dined with the executives, the rest of us bled and toiled. That version of Trippy P could easily be called The Greatest. He chased away any threat to his power, people feared what he could do to them. Eventually though, Pete lost his fangs, and I swore to outshine him.

So I came back, and I lured him out, I challeneged his pride, I forced him to play by rules that I had no intention of following. He came out there to wrestle me, I came out to embarass and hurt him. You see, there is the single difference between myself and Trippy P, he thinks in a straight line, he's muscle, a thug, he moves from point a to point b. Myself, I am a wrestling genius, time and again, I proved that I can outsmart any man in that ring and leave them broken.

Trippy, I told you you had one chance to prove you could beat me. One chance to pin me or make me tap, but the sad truth of the matter is that you couldn't do it. I riled you up, and for the second time in a month, I put you in the hospital. You had your chance to prove that you were truly The Greatest who ever set foot in FHT, and you not only failed, you got taken out of the arena in an ambulance. Now you want a rematch?

I'm not going to give you your rematch, trippy. I already proved what I can do to you in the ring. I'm a legend, a brillaint buisness man and a wrestling genius. What I am not, Pete, is a killer, and I fear what will happen to you if you foolishly step in the ring with me again. I don't want to be held accountable, to have to tell your family that thier son threw his life away trying to best a truly better man. Go back into retirement Pete, go back to where you'll be safe, because for the sake of your family, you don't want to throw away your life fighting me again.

Then the show fades into commercial

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

BACK FROM COMMERCIAL

Wally Wilson: Welcome back from commercial folks were we have two huge matches still to come here tonite!

Gary King: These commercial breaks sure do get longer and longer don't they?!? I mean man it feels like that commercial went on for over a week!?!

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NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...

The legendary music of The Fuckin Legend Lbm hits as the 1st ever FHT Hardcore Champion makes his way down the aisle to huge heat from the crowd. Lbm gets inside the ring and removes his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd (it gets thrown back) and looks ready as he awaits the arrival of his opponent here tonite.

A huge "LBM SUX" chant breaks out as Lbm flips off the crowd and holds his hands over his ears not wishing to hear what they have to say. Lbm stands patiently awaiting the arrival of his super over opponent.

STITCHES hits...[/color]

Pyrotechnics go off for the arrival of the hugely popular ELITE Heavyweight Champion, The Peep's Champ who comes out to a huge reception from the French. He is accompanied by the beautiful Peep's Assistant Christina Wade as always and walks straight to the ring raising his belt high in the air to show it off.

TPC jumps up onto the apron and then leaps over the top rope showing off his athleticism to another loud pop from the French people who are loving TPC here tonite. He jumps up to the top rope and poses as flash bulbs go off everywhere.

On the far side of the screen you can see Lbm doing the "call me" sign toward The Peep's Assistant who seems flattered by the attention. Referee for this contest, specialist official Leon Spinx takes the belt from The Peep's Champ and raises it high in the air. Lbm looks at it and says "IT'S MINE" to The Peep's Champ who laughs off Lbm's claim as the two men meet in the centre of the ring for last minute instructions.

Wally Wilson: Since FHT was in it's infancy at just one month old there has been a long running rivallary between Lbm and The Peep's Champ! Its hard to believe that briefly these two were on the same team at one point screwing Venom out of the FHT Undisputed Championship! Lbm of course beat Venom and then lay down for The Peep's Champ moments later. That was all to short lived however as weeks later Lbm defeated then refered to as HBV1 for the FHT Undisputed Championship!

Gary King: The last time these two locked up was on ELITE Supershow #2 if memory serves me correct when Lbm was beaten by TPC in a singles match earliar in the night but then went on to capture the ELITE Tag Team Championships with _the j-man later on that evening. So quite a storied rivallary!

Wally Wilson: Definitely worth the wait this one right here!

DING DING DING,

The match is underway as TPC and Lbm meet in the centre of the ring and engage in a collar and elbow tie up. Lbm takes an early advantage arm barring The Peep's Champ. TPC reverses it and whips Lbm to the ropes. Lbm comes back off the ropes looking for TPC who does a huge leap frog in mid air that pops the crowd early. Back off the ropes Lbm is hit by a huge TPC dropkick that hits Lbm's face.

The crowd applaud as Lbm jumps back up and is hit by a second dropkick to the face. Lbm gets back up dishevelled as TPC goes for another but Lbm backs out of the way. But TPC had it scouted. Lbm turns his head for a second and when he turns it back around TPC hits a superb sweet chin music/"THE START" on Lbm. The fans can not believe it as Lbm falls through the top and second rope all the way to the arena floor.

Lbm gets up on the arena floor as the french fans are mocking him. Lbm turns and shouts back at some of the fans not knowing that TPC has run from one side of the ring to the other and does a huge leap over the top rope splashing Lbm onto the floor. TPC is on fire tonite as Lbm is reeling. TPC jumps up on the ring apron now. LEGDROP by TPC from the apron onto Lbm who is lying on the protective mats on the outside of the ring.

A TPC chant kicks off as The Peep's Champ takes a page out of the Undertaker's book. He picks Lbm back up and jumps up onto the protective baricade between the fans and ringside. He walks it holding on to Lbm's arm ala the Undertaker and then comes crashing down with a tackle onto Lbm. "TPC, TPC, TPC" echos around the arena. As he is full of energy. TPC jumps up on to the top rope now with his back to Lbm! He waits for Lbm to get back up.

MOONSAULT by TPC on Lbm on the outside. But Lbm catches him! Lbm showing tremendous strength catches TPC and drops him head first into the baricade. TPC is standing still with his head lent over the baricade on the outside. Lbm jumps up onto the apron now seizing this oppurtunity and leaps from the apron into the crowd with a elbow drop to the back of TPC's neck. Almost like an inverted bulldog that never locked up.

Lbm is standing in the front row after scattering many fans in the front row as TPC is still lent over the baricade. Lbm with an uppercut to TPC now as The Peep's Champ stands groggy. DAVEY CUTTER!!! Lbm hits a Daveycutter over the baricade as TPC's neck hits the baricade. TPC is lying now in the front row as Lbm hears the referee's count and hurries back into the ring.

Leon Spinx argues with Lbm to get it back in the ring now but Lbm doesn't listen. Lbm taking a page out of Sabu's book grabs a chair from ringside and opens it inside the ring adjacent to the ropes were TPC is lying in the front row. TPC is back on his feet now in the first row.

Lbm takes a run now jumping up onto the chair like a step and then landing in the middle of the top rope and bouncing off doing a side leg type splash over the ringside and into the first row that connects with Chase standing there. Lbm and TPC land in a mess of chairs and fans as the crowd actually applaud Lbm for a change!!![/color]

Wally Wilson: Oh my gawd! What a move by Lbm! What a match - is it just me or are we watching this match on fast forward? How many veterans of the ring do you know that can move as fast as this and pull of moves like this after all the years they been in the game?!?

Gary King: That right there was awesome! As both these men lay amidst chairs and fans in the front row, referee Leon Spinx is at a 3 count and both men are in danger of bein counted out right here.

As referee Leon Spinx hits four the fans are counting along with him in french. CINQ, SIX, SEIZE... The fans pick up TPC now like some sort of martyr and push him back over the baricade. TPC drops to the arena floor now at ringside and uses the ring steps to crawl himself back into the ring at seven. Meanwhile Lbm stands up and panics pushing fans out of his way and leaps over and barely makes it in for the 9 count.

Both men take a few moments to catch their breath as Lbm is the first to get to his feet and as TPC lays back in the corner standing up, Lbm does the CM Punk knee to the face thing on TPC. TPC is still standing as Lbm backs up and tries it again. The Peep's Champ ducks out of the way as Lbm crashes and burns knee first into the turnbuckle. Lbm holds his knee as The Peep's Champ does a sliding drop kick into Lbm's knee.

Lbm buckles as TPC smells an opening. He grabs Lbm's leg and begins kicking it repeatedly. Great pyschology by TPC who exploits Lbm's injury. TPC jerks Lbm's leg trying to pull it out from the socket. TPC drags Lbm across the ring and lays a coulpe of elbow drops down onto his leg. Lbm screams in pain momentarily as TPC slaps on a figure four leg lock on Lbm in the centre of the ring. Lots of WOOOs by the french crowd as TPC has applied this figure four leg lock in the centre of the ring.

The referee is asking Lbm but Lbm is shaking his head no no no. The french fans chant "TAP TAP TAP TAP" as Lbm is refusing. He tries to crawl to the ropes but Chase is blocking him. Lbm tries and gets so close and grabs the bottom rope. The referee calls for the break and gets it from TPC. The hold is broke and TPC grabs Lbm's ankle now and pulls him back into the centre of the ring. The fans laugh as TPC slaps it on a second time as the ovation is deafening.

Lbm is screaming in pain grabbing the referee's shirt and pleading with him to help him. TPC is applying so much pressure as Lbm tries to move to the ropes but is unable. Lbm lays flat down on his back. The referee counts, One, Two... Lbm leaps back up with a pissed off look at the referee who shrugs his shoulders. Lbm struggles now raising one arm up in the air. Using all his strength Lbm turns round onto his chest reversing the pressure on to The Peep's Champ who breaks straight away.

The Peep's Champ is back on his feet now as the referee checks on Lbm who is shaking his head now. The referee shouts at TPC to stay back as it appears Lbm is really hurt. Lbm is signalling to throw out the match saying he is too hurt to continue. The fans boo as they can hear Lbm saying I think my ankle is broken. TPC stands not believing a word as the referee yells at him to stay back. The crowd boo as the referee tries to help back on to his feet. Lbm buckles as he stands landing back on the mat again indicating his ankle must be broke!

Gary King: I think Lbm may have hurt himself there. It could be a broken ankle or something. That figure four can be a devestating hold on top of all that punishment he recieved earliar in this match.

Wally Wilson: Lbm is a faker! This is a croc. What he's doing is buying himself some time to re-cuperate. Shame on Leon Spinx for buying into this one!

TPC is growing impatient as the referee is not allowing him to advance on Lbm who is now trying to get back onto his feet with help from the refereee. TPC shakes his head in disbelief as a huge TPC chant breaks out again. For a split second TPC takes his eyes of Lbm as he looks out at the fans. LBM leaps up... SPEAR.. SPEAR... SPEAR!!! Lbm hits a page right out of his undefeated streak days.

Lbm spears TPC after a huge run across the ring. Lbm's leg isn't hurt at all. Lbm is back on his feet kicking and punching at TPC who is lying on the mat. Lbm backs up onto the ropes and comes running off with a quick snap legdrop onto TPC. He's straight back up and hits another one. And back up again and Lbm hits a third snap leg drop. He covers TPC... One, Two... Kickout! Lbm argues with the referee as TPC recovers and looks to be getting back on his feet.

Lbm clotheslines's TPC down to the mat hard. He stands over him waiting for him to get up. Lbm picks him up and carries him over to the corner rope. Lbm sets up TPC in a tree of woe position tied upside down in the corner. Lbm backs up and hits a Jerry Lawleresque running punch drop on to the jaw of TPC. TPC is still hung upside down as Lbm backs up and in an original move... He comes running toward TPC spearing him upside down.

The fans applaud the devestaing manouever as Lbm is still in the position and TPC falls down from his upside down position onto Lbm's shoulder. Lbm has TPC draped over his shoulder. Lbm signals for something as he points over to the other side of the ring. Lbm runs in a running powerslam like position only instead of slamming TPC, drops him over the top rope!

Lbm turns his back to celebrate but TPC HELD ON... TPC HELD ON to the top rope. TPC jumps up onto the top turnbuckle and stands on the top of the ropes. Lbm turns around. DROPKICK OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! TPC nails Lbm with a dropkick off the top rope that came out of nowhere. Lbm is laid flat out as TPC looks to the top rope for a second time. He signals to the crowd.

TPC is up there... FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH by TPC on Lbm from the top rope. He executes it perfectly. TPC covers Lbm... One, Two... KICKOUT!!! Lbm kicks out of nowhere as TPC himself can not even believe it. The fans rallying behind him now as on the outside The Peep's Assistant is cheering on TPC. TPC looks at Lbm who is pulling himself back to his feet here dazed and confused.

The Peep's Champ waits for Lbm to get back up. He tunes up the Peep's in the corner stamping his foot on the mat. He goes for it a second time in the match... SUPERKICK/The Start whatever you wanna call it - TPC goes for it... Lbm ducks out of the way. He misses it! TPC turns around as Lbm picks him up with a John Cena inspired FU!!!! Lbm hits it for the first time in his career. FU on The Peep's Champ by Lbm!!!

Lbm covers TPC... One, Two... KICKOUT!!! TPC barely kicks out of nowhere as Lbm points to the top rope as has become his distinctive finisher. Lbm lifts up TPC atmoic dropping him onto the top rope. The Peep's Champ sits on the corner ropes with his back to the ring as Lbm climbs up behind him. He gets to the top rope now as he pulls TPC up to his feet. Both man are standing with their back to the ring now as Lbm is hooking his arms around the waist of TPC for his top rope german suplex. Lbm goes to execute it... TPC elbows the face of Lbm! Another elbow to the face of Lbm as Lbm falls back into the ring on his feet. TPC moonsaults Lbm a second time in this match this time it connects properly and Lbm lands on his back.

TPC covers Lbm in the moonsault landing position. One, Two... KICKOUT!!! The fans can't believe Lbm could kick out again. TPC waists no time though and is back in the corner of the ring tuning up his peep's. Lbm gets back to his feet and turns around.... THE START ON LBM by THE PEEP'S CHAMP!!! TPC kicks the fuck out of Lbm from out of nowhere. Lbm drops! TPC hooks the leg... One, Two, Three!!!

DING DING DING!!!

YOUR WINNER & STILL ELITE H/W CHAMP: The Peep's Champ [17 mins 23 secs][/color]

Wally Wilson: What a match! What a thrilling match! That was crazy. Back and forth with two guys who know each other so well! A clean finish! The way it should be! Amazing!

Gary King: Lbm put on a hell of a fight, but on this night - the man who rightfully stands on the top of ELITE representing it as the fightingest champion ever - is The Peep's Champ! Hell of a match!

Wally Wilson: Inside the ring you see the referee raising The Peep's Champ's arm and handing him back that ELITE gold! Lbm is standing there too looking on it disbelief at how close he came!

The Peep's Champ's hand is raised as he hugs his assistant. Lbm stands tired and deflated looking at TPC. The two stare at each other as TPC offers his hand to Lbm. Lbm shakes it and ducks out of the ring and heads to the back his head down. The code of the ELITE is alive and well in France as TPC celebrates his victory by leaving the ring and jumping into the crowd.

Gary King: The code of the ELITE comes to France! TPC and Lbm just showed a hell of a lot of class right there and I never thought I'd see it from either of them two guys!!! That there is what it's all about. The ELITE Heavyweight Championship!!!

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