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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Apr 22, 2008 18:31:58 GMT -5
Monday, April 21ST, Year Live from the Fleet Center, Boston, MA-------------------- FHT RULES MATCHDouble Main Event Match"Sick" Nick -vs- Murder1_____________________________________________________________________________TAG TEAM CHAOSDouble Main Event MatchThe Peep's Champ & Red Ninja -vs- Lbm & Reverend Daddy Joe_____________________________________________________________________________- C O M M E N T A T O R S - Gary King, A-Damn Hater and Wally Wilson Wally Wilson: Geez, I'm still feeling the effects of that taco! Gary King: Still Disgusting! A-Damn Hater: Won't you die already?
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Apr 22, 2008 18:32:04 GMT -5
[We cut to a backstage dressing room. A huge mirror is surrounded in light bulbs like those old fifties style dressing rooms. ‘Sick’ Nick comes into view, sliding in his socks across the floor. He is wearing a pink dressing gown which is around three sizes too small and leaves nothing to the imagination. He has a green exfoliating facemask on his face]
"Sick" Nick: [singing in a high pitched voice doing his best Prince impression] “You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn You don't need experience 2 turn me out You just leave it all up 2 me, I'm gonna show you what it's all about
U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your . . . . . kiss
‘Sick’ Nick blows a big kiss at the mirror as he wipes the face mask from his face and starts to rub in some toner.
"Sick" Nick: You got to not talk dirty, baby, if you wanna impress me You can't be 2 flirty, mama, I know how to undress me I want 2 be your fantasy, maybe you could be mine you just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time
"Sick" Nick: Damn you one fine looking son of a bitch! You talking to me? You talking to me?
He looks around the room and points at himself
"Sick" Nick: You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.
He laughs
"Sick" Nick: Still got it. It never left me
He gives himself the wink and the gun before dropping the dressing gown. The camera pans round as we see him from behind as he rubs some talcum powder into his abs. He talks to the mirror again
"Sick" Nick: Oh you wanna rub it in baby? Oh you a little freaky! Let me tell you this, I didn’t get the name ‘Sick’ Nick because of the things I do in the ring. You know what I mean!
There’s a knock on the door. ‘Sick’ Nick quickly puts on the dressing gown again
"Sick" Nick: Be there in a sec!
He ties the sash of the dressing gown around his waist and opens the door. The camera pans to the corridor outside his dressing room. A large bouquet of flowers are left sitting on the ground. ‘Sick’ Nick picks them out and picks up the note attached. The camera pans over his shoulder and we see the card says ‘With Sympathies’
"Sick" Nick: What the fuc……
"Sick" Nick: shouts I told you people that I wanted a fruit basket. How the hell am I supposed to get my 5 a day! God damn it!
Mutters as he closes the door
"Sick" Nick: God damn yellow, sandal wearing……….
Scene ends
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Apr 23, 2008 11:59:55 GMT -5
Scene opens in Keith Williams office. Keith sits behind his desk as FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja and ELITE World Champion TPC stand infront of him. Ninja wears a Red Shuriken Skull Cap, a White T Shirt with LRG written in Blue on the front, Blue Jeans and Black Running Shoes. TPC wears a pair of nice shades, a fancy button up shirt, Black Dress Pants and Black Dress shoes.
Keith Williams:Gentlemen, I guess it's pretty obvious why I've summoned you both here.
Red Ninja:Enlighten me.
Keith Williams:Well over the last few weeks it's been obvious that you two haven't really been seeing eye to eye over certain things, but you've managed not to come to blows yet so that's good, but I like many other people can read the writing on the walls and can clearly see that things are going to go down very soon.
TPC:Your reading my mind Keith.
Keith Williams:And as much as I like seeing a good fight, I also like to see good business, and good business comes from providing great attractions. So what better attraction is there right now then seeing the two of you both prime champions teaming together for the sake of a great night for our fans.
Red Ninja:Hey, let's get one thing straight here Keith, this whole making matches without me knowing about it isn't going to be something I'm going to be standing for.....
TPC:Now wait a second Ninja, are you saying the almighty FHT Undisputed Champion can't handle a suprise tag match.
Red Ninja:What the hell are you talking about?
TPC:I'm talking about you, the so called best wrestler in the world seemingly backing out of a match. A real champion would take on the match no matter what the situation, I guess I proved my point.
Red Ninja:Just shut your mouth for a second asswad, I'm not backing out of the match. you should have let me finish, I was just saying that I'd like to be informed better, I hate reading things on the internet.
Keith Williams:I tried sending you a message on Myspace.
TPC:You should get Facebook.
Red Ninja:Alright, alright shut up. If I have to team with this little punk I'll do it, I won't like it but Il'll do it.
TPC:Feelings mutual Ninja.
Keith Williams:Fantastic, I knew you guys would see things my way.
TPC:So who do we have to face?
Keith Williams:What?
Red Ninja:You never told us who were facing?
Keith Williams:Oh that, well don't worry about that right now, I got it all taken care of.
TPC:That's what I'm afraid of.
Scene ends
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Post by tpc on Apr 23, 2008 15:03:53 GMT -5
[Red Ninja storms outta Keith Williams office as The Peep's Champ follows with a smile on his face with the ELITE Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and on his way out Kristin Ricci stops him]
Kristin Ricci: The Peep's Champ can I get your thoughts on Keith Williams making you and Red Ninja team up here tonight
The Peep's Champ: Hold on a second Kristin lets get something straight Keith Williams is making me do nothing because he is the GM of FHT and I'm an ELITE superstar which means I don't take orders from him
Kristin Ricci: Wait a second does that mean your sending Red Ninja into this tag match made by Keith Williams alone
The Peep's Champ: Well it does seem I have that choice doesn't it and what better way to get an edge over Red Ninja then to send him into a Handicap Match against two unnamed opponents here tonight
Kristin Ricci: But wouldn't that be the shades of the old The Peep's Champ
The Peep's Champ: Yes it would Kristin and the fact of the matter is I don't need an edge over Red Ninja because I am already better then him on ever level and that is why tonight I'll have his back from "THE START" to the end of this match and not because Keith Williams ordered it
Kristin Ricci: I can't help but notice how you said "THE START"
The Peep's Champ: Kristin really your reading to much into it I just told you I didn't need an edge over Red Ninja which means tonight he has nothing to worry about because the fact is if I was going attack him I already would have and when he finally signs the contract and we do meet I want him to be 100% perfect with no excuses
Kristin Ricci: I can't say that I believe you I mean if Lbm Trippy P NIN Horror or even Keith Williams for that matter was in your shoes they would take any advantage they could against Red Ninja
The Peep's Champ: Kristin your probably right there is a lot of guys on the roster that would take any advantage they could against Red Ninja but I'm not one of them because I know deep down in my heart I can out perform him and that's one of the problems with this business today no one has passion and heart to just go out there and put on a great show because they fear losing
Kristin Ricci: But haven't you said many times you know if you face Red Ninja your going to lose
The Peep's Champ: Thats what I'm saying Kristin I don't fear losing and it want be because I didn't deliver and out perform him because I will and you know sometimes you don't have to win to be the winner and sometimes the better man doesn't win and this will be one of those cases
Kristin Ricci: You realize many people on the roster think your crazy for wanting this match
The Peep's Champ: All that I know is I just want to go out there and put on the greatest show these fans have ever seen while being the most fighting champion ever in the history of ELITE/FHT and I want to do it against the best in this business and I want to show the athletes of today and yesterday what its like to have heart and passion for this business and if that makes me crazy then I guess I am but ain't we all at times
Kristin Ricci: But......
The Peep's Champ: Kristin really if you don't mind I do have a match to get ready for against two unnamed opponents none the less
[The Peep's Champ stares at the ELITE Heavyweight Championship before he walks away and the camera fades to black] [/b][/i]
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Apr 28, 2008 15:19:05 GMT -5
"War Machine" is playing as Killer enters the ring. Killer is in his ring gear but wears a new Green T Shirt with "Killzilla" written in Black on the Front. Killer gets a mic.
Killer:Alright, last show, last show I said I had a major announcement to make. The announcement is this, I've decided after some long thinking and soul searching that I realized that my career needs a little boost, a little surge of energy so I.......
Soon the lights go out. The FHTvsion starts playing as a message appears in red.
"FOR YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN THE MONSTER. BUT NOW YOU WILL BE EXPOSED AS NOTHING."
The lights come back on as Killer stands in the ring confused and angered by what has happened. Legacy cuts backstage.
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Apr 28, 2008 15:22:46 GMT -5
A dressing room door opens as Red Ninja emerges from it and starts walking down a hall. A split screen shows TPC finishing a few warm ups before he starts walking.
NEXT.......
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Apr 28, 2008 15:23:13 GMT -5
"Grind' by Alice In Chains hits as FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja comes out to the ring accompanied by Angelica Demonica. For ring attire Ninja wears a Black Undershirt, Black Pants, Black Tape around his knuckles and wrists and Black Boots. Angelica wears a White Undershirt, Blue Jeans and Black Boots. Ninja jumps up onto the ring apron and then over the ropes into the ring.
"Stitches" hits as TPC comes out to a big pop from the crowd. TPC heads down to the ring tapping a few hands before sliding into the ring. TPC and Ninja soon start arguing over a few things as Keith Williams appears on the FHTvision Screen.
Keith Williams:Ladies and Gentlemen here we have two of the best wrestlers right now in the company, it was only fitting that I provide a top notch quality tag team for them to face. So Ninja and Chase, meet your opponents......HULK NINJA and RACE MAPLEMON "THE FANS PICK". Generic rock music plays as out comes Hulk Ninja and TFP a man who looks like TPC but with dark hair instead. Red Ninja and TPC exchange a quick glance to each other then look back to the aisle way as Hulk and TFP enter the ring. DING DING DING
Hulk and TFP exchange a quick handshake and a hug before looking over at Ninja and TPC who look unimpressed. Hulk points his finger at TPC in a dramatic fashion and yells out "YOU". TFP faces off against Ninja trying to get the fans behind him. Hulk locks up with TPC as TFP hooks up with Ninja. TPC shoves Hulk back as Ninja shoves TFP back. Hulk winds up and tries to punch TPC but TPC ducks. TFP tries Superkicking Ninja but Ninja ducks. TPC hits Hulk with THE lSTART as Ninja lifts TFP onto his shoulders crosses his legs and hits the Canadian Crash. Ninja covers TFP as TPC covers Hulk.
1,2,3!!!
Ding Ding Ding.
Keith is still on the Screen nodding his head. Ninja rolls TFP out of the ring as TPC rolls Hulk out of the ring.
Keith Williams:Alright, I had a feeling that was going to happen, so I had another more qualified tag team lined up......
At that moment LBM and RDJ coming running through the crowd and slide into the ring. Lbm jumps Ninja from behind as RDJ jumps TPC from behind. Lbm pounds on Ninja as RDJ pounds on TPC. Lbm grabs Ninja by the back of the Undershirt then tosses him out of the ring to the floor. TPC and RDJ are trading fists but Lbm attacks TPC from behind as he and RDJ start double teaming him. Lbm and RDJ whip TPC to a corner. Lbm charges in and hits a back elbow to TPC's chin. RDJ then charges in and hits a Jumping Knee Lift. RDJ and Lbm grab a hold of TPC and whip him into the ropes. TPC comes off as Lbm and RDJ attempt a Double Back Elbow. TPC heads to the other ropes and grabs a hold of the top rope to stop himself but at the same time Ninja has springboard up to the ropes and hits Lbm and RDJ with a Double Missle Dropkick. Ninja kips up to his feet then poses right in front of TPC to rub it in. Ninja grabs RDJ off the mat and starts hitting him with some hard forearms. TPC takes Lbm off the mat and pounds away with some right hands. TPC shoves Lbm into a corner then fires away with a hard chop to the chest. Ninja shoves RDJ into a corner then yells over at TPC to pay attention to how its done and fires a hard chop of his own to RDJ's chest. TPC shakes his head and yells back at Ninja that it has to be done like this and chops Lbm hard across the chest again. Ninja waves TPC off then fires another hard chop to RDJ's chest. Ninja and TPC walk away from their opponents then meet in the centre of the ring and start arguing. RDJ and Lbm regain their senses and come out of their corners as Ninja and TPC are still arguing. RDJ and Lbm charge as Ninja jumps up and hits Lbm with a Dropkick as TPC hits RDJ in the head with an Enziguri. Ninja and TPC get up off the mat and immediatley start arguing over who's the better half of the team. The ref gets in between them and demands that one man go to the apron. Ninja tells TPC to go to the apron but TPC refuses because he wants to start. The ref has enough and demands that Ninja go to the apron. Ninja reluctantly accepts as he goes to the apron where he and Angelica converse.
TPC grabs a hold of RDJ as Lbm has rolled out to the floor. TPC attempts a Snapmare on RDJ but RDJ resists and grabs a hold of TPC's right arm then pulls it out breaking the snapmare. RDJ brings TPC in but TPC drops down to the mat then flips RDJ over. RDJ gets to his feet as TPC stays crouched and grabs a hold of RDJ's right leg and pulls it out tripping him. TPC jumps ontop of RDJ for a cover. 1, RDJ shoves TPC off. TPC gets to his feet as RDJ gets in a crouched position as both men have a stand off. RDJ gets to his feet as TPC extends his hands out. RDJ carefully moves his hands in aswell as the two engage in a kind of test of strength. The two men struggle over it a bit before breaking. The two men take a few seconds before engaging a in test of strength again. This time TPC gets the advantage and twists RDJ's wrists. RDJ tries breaking but TPC drops down to the mat then Monkey Flips RDJ over. RDJ sits up in pain as TPC grabs him and slams him down onto the mat and covers. 1, shoulder up. TPC applys a Facelock onto RDJ to keep him grounded on the mat but RDJ spins out of it and breaks the lock and tries applying an Armbar onto TPC. TPC gets to his feet and goes under RDJ's arm and applys an Armbar of his own. RDJ manages to pull himself to his corner and tags Lbm.
Lbm comes in as TPC shoves RDJ away. TPC challenges Lbm on but Lbm shakes his head and points over at Ninja. TPC looks back as Ninja holds his hand out for a tag. TPC walks back and tags Ninja. Ninja jumps over the ropes into the ring as Lbm rubs his hands together and challenges Ninja on. Ninja and Lbm lock up. Lbm pushes Ninja back to the ropes. The ref calls for a break. Lbm does a clean break then winds up for a punch but Ninja blocks and nails a hard forearm to the chin. Lbm backs up as he tries another but Ninja nails him with a big right hand flooring Lbm. Lbm pulls himself to his feet as Ninja attempts a kick but Lbm staggers back and trips over his feet but pulls himself to his corner. Ninja mockingly applauds Lbm then backs away as Lbm grabs the top rope and pulls himself up to a standing position. Ninja looks at an imaginary watch and then moves in. Lbm fakes a move then kicks Ninja in the stomach. Lbm attempts a DDT but Ninja blocks and Arm Drags Lbm over. Lbm gets up as Ninja jumps up and nails him with a Dropsault. Ninja lands on his feet then looks over at TPC and strikes a pose. Ninja sizes Lbm up looking for the Red On Impact. Lbm gets to his feet as Ninja charges. Lbm side steps but Ninja manages to stop himself but is infront of RDJ. RDJ attempts a punch but Ninja blocks. Ninja tries one of his own but RDJ blocks then drops down and guillontines Ninja throat first over the ropes. Lbm sees an opening and nails Ninja with a Hard Clothesline knocking down. RDJ gets back on the apron as Lbm tags him.
RDJ comes in as he and Lbm lock hands and drop a double elbow drop onto Ninja's chest. RDJ covers 1,2 shoulder up. RDJ takes Ninja off the mat then Snapmares him over into a sitting position. RDJ then dropkicks Ninja in the back of the head then covers again. 1,2 kickout. RDJ takes Ninja off the mat then applys a Front Face Lock. RDJ goes to his corner as Lbm taps his shoulder for a tag. RDJ holds Ninja in place as Lbm goes to the top rope. RDJ comes off with a Double Sledge to Ninjas back as RDJ lets him go. Lbm grabs a hold of Ninja and gets him in a Suplex position. Lbm hooks Ninja's leg then hits a Fishermans Suplex with a bridge. 1,2 kickout. Lbm rolls Ninja onto his stomach then holds him and drops a knee to his back. Lbm drops another knee on Ninja's back then presses it into Ninja's spine and applys a Chin Lock. Lbm cranks Ninja's head back applying more pressure onto Ninja's back aswell. TPC comes in and kicks Lbm in the side of the head to break the move.
Lbm sits up rubbing the back of his head as Ninja is trying to recover from the beating he's been taking. Lbm gets up to his feet and fires a few stomps to the back of Ninja's head. Lbm drags Ninja to his corner and tags in RDJ. Lbm holds Ninja's legs down as RDJ climbs to the second turnbuckle. RDJ jumps off with a Legdrop onto Ninja's chest as Lbm drops a legdrop between Ninja's legs. RDJ covers 1,2, shoulder up. Angelica slaps the mat trying to rally Ninja back into the match. RDJ takes Ninja off the mat. Ninja out of sheer desperation fires a few punches into RDJ's stomach but RDJ grabs him by the back of the neck and kicks him right in the face. RDJ then hits a DDT but holds on and applys a Guillontine Choke. The ref drops down to the mat to see if Ninja wants to give it up. Ninja refuses to give it up as Angelica slaps the mat furiously. Ninja is trying to bring himself close to the ropes to save himself but RDJ is trying to stop him. After a few seconds Ninja manages to drape hiis leg over the bottom rope. The ref sees it and demands that RDJ let him go. RDJ releases the hold as Ninja lays almost out of it on the mat. RDJ decides its time to go up. RDJ gets on the top rope then signals for the Flying Elbow Drop. RDJ jumps off but he took to much time and Ninja is able to roll out of the way. RDJ crashes and burns. TPC holds his arm up trying to reach for a tag. Ninja is trying to crawl over as RDJ is trying to get back up. Ninja is getting closer as TPC reaches out but Lbm comes into the ring charges and knocks TPC off the apron. The ref gets right into Lbm's face demanding that he gets back on the apron. RDJ gets up to his feet and brings Ninja up. Lbm gets on the apron as RDJ gets Ninja up onto his shoulders in an Electric Chair position. Lbm climbs onto the top rope and comes off with a Flying Clothesline but Ninja ducks. Lbm crashes and burns onto the mat as Ninja takes RDJ over with a Reverse Hurracanrana. TPC has pulled himself back onto the apron as Ninja tags him.
TPC comes in a house on fire. Lbm gets up to his feet as TPC takes him down with a Running Forearm. RDJ wobbles up to his feet as TPC jumps up and hits an Ace Crusher. Lbm gets to his feet as TPC kicks him in the stomach and hits a Double Underhook Backbreaker. TPC charges and delivers a Double Stomp to Lbm's stomach then bounces forward and hits RDJ in the side of the head with a Shining Wizard. TPC covers 1,2 shoulder up. TPC taps his foot and signals that he's going for The Start. TPC goes to a corner and starts slamming his foot on the mat. Lbm is first up to his feet as TPC comes out of the corner and goes for THE START but Lbm ducks and then hooks TPC for the Stunner. TPC blocks and shoves Lbm off as Ninja is waiting and backdrops Lbm over the ropes and onto the floor. Ninja and TPC face off before looking over at RDJ who is getting to his feet. Ninja and TPC grab RDJ and send him into a corner. Ninja charges in and hits a Stinger Splash. RDJ staggers out of the corner as TPC grabs him and lifts him then slams him with a 99 Driver. 1,2 KICKOUT.
TPC takes RDJ off the mat and hooks him in position for a Tiger Driver. RDJ is resiting a bit as Lbm comes into the ring behind TPC. Lbm applys a Sleeper hold onto TPC using his Wrist Tape. RDJ rolls away as TPC struggles to break free. TPC drops down into Jawbreaker stunning Lbm but TPC is still wobbily from being choked. Ninja is given an opening and hits the Red On Impact taking Lbm out. Lbm rolls out of the ring as Ninja gets to his feet. RDJ sneaks up behind him and applys the Naptime Bitch. Ninja struggles to break free. Ninja drops down to his knees causing RDJ to fall forward and bump into the ref knocking him over. Ninja then applys a Candian Clutch on RDJ as Angelica gets on the apron. Ninja brings RDJ over to her. Angelica blows Red Mist at RDJ's face but RDJ breaks free and instead the Mist hits Ninja in the eyes blinding him. RDJ attempts to slap Angelica but she jumps down off the apron.. Ninja tries to clear his eyes out. RDJ is trash talking Angelica and warning her not to get involved. RDJ turns around as TPC has gotten to his feet and nails him with the START. RDJ falls over as TPC sees Ninja is blinding. TPC checks on Ninja but Ninja not knowing who it is nails a Low Blow. Ninja gets TPC get on his shoulders then crosses his legs and nails the CANADIAN CRASH. Ninja gets up to his feet trying to get the mist out but Lbm is back in the ring and delivers a jumping knee to Ninjas back sending him out of the ring and to the floor. Lbm sees the ref has recovered and covers TPC.
1,2,3!!!!
Lbm has his arm raised then gets out of the ring grabbing RDJ on the way out. Lbm raises RDJ's arm up in the air. Angelica brings Ninja over a water bottle as he wipes the mist out of his eyes. Ninja gets the mist out as he looks to see TPC and RDJ making their way to the back celebrating their win. Ninja looks to the ring to see TPC laid out. Angelica tells Ninja what happened as Ninja slaps the ring apron then kicks the guardrail in anger. Ninja walks over to the time keepers table and grabs his belt. Ninja looks back to the ring then shakes his head in anger. TPC grabs the back of his head in pain as Ninja and Angelica head back to the lockeroom. TPC sits up as Ninja looks back at him then keeps walking to the back.
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on May 4, 2008 15:59:47 GMT -5
Monday Night Legacy comes back from the commercial break.
Gary King: Well here comes the Yamamoto shampoo spokesman.
Jane McNeal: The following is a FHT Rules match
Wally Wilson: Nick enters the ring and the ref is calling for the bell.
Murder1 raises a kendo stick and preparing to fight. “Sick” Nick raises his cane and tapes M1’s Saber to start the duel. M1 takes a swing, but Nick ducks it and whirls his cane around, connecting with Murder1’s head. Murder1 stumbles backwards into the corner.
Gary King: What a shot by Nick.
AdRock: It seems like Murder1 is knocked a little silly.
“Sick” Nick quickly hits a standing drop kick to M1’s face. Nick holds Murder1’s knee in place and forcefully slams his knee into Murder1’s. Nick sends two more knees into Murder1’s knee. Nick then goes and grabs the cane again. Nick hits a couple of stiff wacks to M1’s thigh. Murder1 is clearly in pain now.
Wally Wilson: Smart move. He is taking the base out from underneath the big man.
Nick slides to the outside and grabs a chair from underneath the ring. Nick slides back in and places the chair next to M1. Nick flips Murder1 onto his stomach and lifts his leg into the air. Nick slams his knee straight into the chair with a sickening thud.
Gary King: Ouch. He’s not getting up from that one.
Nick quickly goes to the outside and grabs a ladder from underneath the ring. Nick slides the ladder half way into the ring in-between the second and third ropes. As Murder1 gets to his hands and knees, his face hovers over the ladder. Nick climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off hitting the opposite side of the ladder. The ladder flies up into Murder1’s face, knocking him out cold. Nick makes the cover.
Erik Knights: One… Two…
Wally Wilson: Kick out!
AdRock: Nick is stalking Murder1. It looks like it’s time for a “Sick” Bomb!
As Murder1 is getting up a guy in a big bear costume comes strolling down the ramp. Nick is just about to hit a stiff kick to the mid section of Murder1 when the bear blows into a harmonica.
Gary King: What is that?
Wally Wilson: It looks like a Care Bear.
AdRock: Care Bear!?! You are one odd one.
Care Bear like guy: One, three, five, seven, Nick, you are my heaven! Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? Nick! Nick! “Siiiiiiick” NICK!!!
Nick stands there staring at this singing telegram. Then, out of nowhere, Murder1 hits a low blow on Nick. Nick stumbles forward and the singing telegram guy pulls a lead pipe out and whacks Nick in the head. Murder1 quickly goes for the cover.
Erik Knights: One… Two… Three…
Jane McNeal: Winner of this match… MURDER1 ! ! !
Wally Wilson: That Care Bear just hit Nick in the head!
AdRock: Seriously, you have to cut out the Care Bear stuff…
Gary King: That guy just cost Nick the match and is now leaving!
Wally Wilson: Well it looks like we are going to have to wait till next time to find out who that was.
Gary King: Good night everyone.
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