FHT Thursday Night- May 15,2008

[Keith Williams]

Thursday, May 15^TH, 2008

Live from the Arena Mexico, Mexico City, Mexico--------------------

CROSS PROMOTIONAL MATCH
The Main Event
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Reverend Daddy Joe -vs- Soul Reaper


-AND-



FHT Hardcore Championship
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The F'N Legend Lbm-vs- Mister Gay



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- C O M M E N T A T O R S -
Wally Wilson,Gary King, and A-damn Hater

Wally Wilson:
Ariba! Welcome to a rare edition of FHT Thursday Night. We are a few days away from Sunday and our next ppv. Every Superstar is here tonight...Wait where is Gary?

A-damn Hater:
Well You know how they tell you not to drink the water in Mexico? Well apparantly Gary never heard it..Lets just say that he won't be leaving his hotel room anytime soon. Thats why I always stick to straight tequila whenever I come down this way.

Wally Wilson:
Eww..Never the less, On with the show....

[Keith Williams]

"Alcohol and Ass" begins to play across the p.a. system as the crowd is mixed in their feeling towards the superstar that is about to appear

Wally Wilson:
Whoa, you mean to tell me that our General Manager is actually gonna grace us with his pressence tonight?

A-Damn:
Hey he is a busy man. You know he has to deal with more imporant things then showing up in front of the camera every week.

Keith Williams appears from behind the curtain. He is decked out in his trademark black cowboy hat, white button up shirt, blue jeans and dark sunglasses. He makes his way down to ringside. He walks over to the ring announcer and makes him stand up. He takes the seat that he was sitting on plus his microphone.

Keith then walks up the steel steps and steps into the ring. He takes the steel chair and opens it up. He proceeds to sit down onto the chair. He reachers into his black duster and pulls out a beer. He twists the cap off and takes a drink. He then puts the mic towards his face.

Keith Williams:
You know, a fella takes a few weeks off to play Grand Theft Auto IV and all hell proceeds to break loose. Not only last week did we have The Peeps Champ do his best Nancy Kerrigan impersonation, but we had "Sick" Nick get beat up by a "80's cartoon character.

The fans laugh at the "80's remark.

Keith Williams:
But seriously, I am sure that some of you out there are wondering where I have been lately. Admit it, I read FHT.com and the fan forums.

One of my favorite right now is the "Is FHT dead" thread. Alot of you seem to be voicing your opinions saying that we should just go ahead and shut the doors to the FHT arena and throw away the keys.

Some saying how 5 years is long enough for this company to survive. How we lasted longer then some companies out there. How we don't have anything to hang our head about, We had a good run and stuff.

Well you know when the time comes for us to close those damn doors, these people will be the first ones we call to come give the eulogy. But that will be a hell of a long time to come.

At this the Mexican fans jump to their feet and start cheering

Keith Williams:
But you know there are other topics on FHT.com slash forums that are intresting. People seem to have alot of questions. And with me being the general manager, it seems only right that I come out here tonight and answer a few of them.

Keith reaches back into his duster's pocker and produces a few papers

Keith Williams:
[e-mail] writes: Keith Williams hasn't been on a program since his promo with Trippy P a few weeks back, why hasn't he been seen since?

Well TimK I could come out here and say how as General Manager of FHT, I have alot of pressing issues to attend to. Traveling around the world trying to secure venues and various other things for FHT but that would be the easy way out.

Truthfuly look at the roster. Who is there out there for me to wrestle? Red Ninja is too much of a pussy to step into the ring with me and put the FHT world title on the line. Why do you think that he is gonna face TPC this sunday? He knows He would get his ass handed to him if he stepped into this ring with me.

Lbm? The Hardcore Champion. Please I have beaten him more time then TPC has have women, or Lbm has had kids. I am surprise that after his threeway last week, neither one of the women have come forward to say she is pregent with another one of his kids.

Speaking of TPC. Has anyone else besides me noticed that women tend to not stick around with him for too long. First it was Belladonna, and not Christina. Apparantly he must hog up more mirror time then they do.

Then we have NIN. Anyone know where he has been lately? He is doing a bigger disappearing act then I do. I mean if you hold a title here in FHT, shouldn't you make a appearance at least once a show?

Wally Wilson:
Talk about the kettle calling the pot black...

A-Damn:
Shush! Keith is talking

Keith Williams:
But thanks for the email TimK. Always glad to answer a fans question. Next we have a email from [e-mail]. He writes: My favorite wrestler is Soul Reaper. He should be challenging Red Ninja for the World title instead of being stuck with Nick as Tag Champions. Why isn't he getting world title shots?

Well darkone, first off if I was you, I wouldn't go around claiming to be a Soul Reaper fan. I mean have you ever seen the sales figures for the "best of Soul Reaper" dvd? There appears to be not too many of you there.

Second of all, Reaper is more then welcome to step up and take a shot at the world title, that is if you can find him. We send numerous people out in search of him, but neither them or Reaper have ever been found.

Next we have METS SUX@ Yankeeforlife.com. He writes: Johan Santana is a waste of time. He should just had stayed with the Twins where he belongs.

I agree that he is a waste, but dont' let Nick ever get a hold of your real name there. He has to be the biggest Santana fan out there. I mean for someone to pick him with their first pick in every fantasy baseball league..*shudders*

Finally we have [e-mail] write: Go Eagles..Romo sucks!..

Wait a minute..Who put this in here? I demand answers. Damn Eagles fans getting into my emails..Look Cody, Eagles are gonna finish 2nd in the league behind the Dallas Cowboys! Yeah you heard me you snot nose little punk. Romo don't suck, but from what I have heard your mother does...

Keith throws down the papers and takes a drink off his beer

Keith Williams:
Ok that is enough of "Ask the Gm". Lets get on with this show.

[Reverend Daddy Joe]

The scene cuts to the catering section of the ELITE locker room, where the only two people in it are Soul Reaper and King Horror. They do not sit together, but are not antagonistic towards each other, at the very least. Soul Reaper is eating sushi, Horror is eating a fat london broil steak.

All of a sudden, the door is kicked open, and in walks RDJ, his armks extended at his sides lazily, and a big grin on his face.

RDJ: Wow, I didn't think there were any other ELITE guys left.

King Horror: What're you doing here, has been?

RDJ: I was here to beat up the cook. but now that I see you two are here, I think I'll sit down, have a little chat.

Soul Reaper: Shouldn't you be dancing for booze money right now, not bothering the real talent?

There is a moment where geniune anger crosses the face of The Reverend Daddy Joe, but it passes quickly, as he pulls up a chair, sitting in it backwards and facing Soul Reaper and King Horror

RDJ: See, that's what I'm talking about. You Elite guys, you're all talk, but really, you just show up here to get a free meal and collect your checks. Meanwhile, guys like me are doing all the real work. Just monday, I would have beat Red Ninja in the middle of the ring, if it weren't for his little co-conspirator, TPC, interfering with my match.

King Horror: How the fuck is that our problem?

RDJ: That's the thing. You see, TPC, well that guy is a hack. I should know, he spent most of his early career getting slapped around by me. But he's ELITE, and the ELITE champion at that, so before I go and extract all sorts of horrible punishment and torture on TPC, I'm going to show that with the "talent" ELITE has on it's roster, that it's no surprise that a guy like Chase is top dog of your company.

This visibly upsets both Soul Reaper and King Horror, who both stand up and start approaching RDJ. RDJ springs up to his feet. Soul Reaper gets in his face.

Soul Reaper: You're writing checks your ass can't cash, old man.

King Horror: You're going to leave this locker room with a pair of broken legs, asshole.

RDJ: Might make you actually earn your pay checks. Tell you what, how about you both actually prove you can hack it against a real living legend. I'll take you on tonight Soul Reaper, and next week, I'll take you Horror, and if you two are real polite, because honestly this is the oppertunity of a life time here, I'll even see if I can get it arranged for you two to share the hopsital room I'll be sending you both to.

Horror and Reaper both look to each other with a pause, finally both nodding in uniset. Horror speaks up.

Horror: You're on. Honestly, I don't even think you can even get through Reaper here.

Reaper: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Horror: But if you do, I'm going to end you, old timer. You may have been the best once, but that was before I showed up. So good luck out there, you're going to need it, but after tonight, make sure you have your heart pill prescription filled and your will written up.

The scene then cuts to commercial

[Reverend Daddy Joe]

When FHT Thursday night returns, it cuts to the inside of the arena, where "Down" by Motorgrater cues, and the crowd is on their feet for the man who makes his way through the curtain, Soul Reaper. Soul Reaper walks down the aisle with a sense of purpose, the hood on his sleeveless jacket concealing his eyes. He looks like a man who is ready for war.

He hops on the ring apron in a single leap, and using the ropes, he jumps into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, his fist raised into the air, before he tears down his hood, takes off his jacket and backs into a corner, awaiting the arrival of his opponent.

Back in Black blares through the PA, and the rain of boos begin. A small "Has Been" chant gets started, and through the curtain walks RDJ, in his hooded robe. RDJ uses the steel steps to climb into the ring, and shuffles around while throing punches, and then throwing back his hood and raising both arms to the crowd, who in turn, just boos louder.

Wally Wilson: what we have here is two men with very similar styles, and is a cross promotional match between ELITE and FHT.

A-damn: Aren't most of our matches these days?

Wally: I...um, I guess.

A-damn: *sigh*I'm so glad I get paid to do this.

Wally: You're still getting paid?!

A-Damn: Yeah, because they actually like me.

Wally: They don't like me?

A-damn: Why would they? You're fat, obnoxious and you smell like an old man's ball sack.

Wally: Well, if you're getting paid and I'm not, I'm not going to say another word this whole match.

A-Damn: If you aren't, then I'm not either.

The bell rings, and both men circle each other. They lock up, and Soul Reaper starts getting pushed back into the corner by RDJ. Soul Reaper begins to counter by nailing RDJ with knees to the ribs, three knees to the ribs softens up RDJ to the point where Soul Reaper, still locked up, spins out of the corner and hip tosses RDJ to the mat, immediatley following up with a spinning leg drop.

Soul Reaper picks RDJ up the head, keeping him hunched over, he delivers three powerful elbows to the back of RDJ's neck, which drops Joe to a knee. Soul Reaper hooks his arms around RDJ's waits and delivers a devastating looking gut wrench suplex. Immediatley following up with a chin lock. Joe grabs for Reaper's wrist, trying to break the hold, he slips behind Soul Reaper, bending his arm behind his back, then pulling him into a Cross face chicken wing. Reaper is too close to the ropes though, and hooks his feet on the bottom rope, the ref calls for Joe to break the hold, but RDJ refuses, forcing the ref to start counting. RDJ breaks the hold at four and a half.

Joe is on his feet, and he starts stomping at Soul Reaper as he tries to get up, kicking him in the face. Soul Reaper eventually grabs RDJ's foot, and dragon screw take downs Joe to the mat again. Reaper is on his feet, and applies a step over toe hold, falling to a knee and synching Joe's leg under his arm to apply extra pressure. RDJ screams out in pain, he is no where near the ropes, but he manages to reverse it by small cradling Soul Reaper.

1...
2...

Reaper kicks out.

They both get up to their feet, but Reaper maanges to bury a kick into RDJ's rib, forcing him to double over. He whips Joe into the ropes, and then catches him with his Heart Stopper Spine Buster. RDJ rolls over, holding his back in pain, as Reaper plays it up for the crowd.

Soul Reaper grabs for RDJ's legs, and applies a sharp shooter to him. RDJ screams in pain. the ref checks to see if Joe wants to submit. Joe shakes his head. Joe tres to crawl for the ropes, but Reaper pulls him back towards the center of the ring. Joe grabs for Reapers leg and trips him up, rolling him into a half boston crab. Reaper tries to roll over and kick RDJ off of him, but RDJ drops to the ground and switches it to a side leg lock, Reapers ankle hooked under Joe's arm, his forearm behind Reaper's knee, and his legs hooked around Reaper's thigh, the move is locked in tight, and Reaper has no where to go.

The ref goes to check if Reaper wants to give up, Reaper shakes his head furiously. Reaper screams and sits up, he throws a few elbows into Joe's calf, Joe yelps out in pain and the hold gets broken.

Joe is the first one onto his feet, and as Reaper is trying to get up, RDJ starts laying kicks into Reaper's damaged leg. Each kick visibly brutal from the expression on Reaper's face and the horrible sound each impact makes, echoing through the arena. Joe picks up Reaper as Reaper was using the ropes to help himself up and wraps his arms around his waist, hitting a northern lights suplex into a bridge.

1...
2...

Reaper manages to kick out. RDJ gets up and starts arguing with the ref. This buys reaper enough time to pull himself to his feet. he limps over to an unsuspecting RDJ, spins him around, kicks him in the gut and nails him with a powerful vertical exploder suplex.

Reaper backs off and waits for RDJ to get up, staying out of his view behind him. RDJ slowly staggers to his feet, turns around just in time to catch a Reapercutter from Soul Reaper. Reaper wastes no time limping over to the ropes, climbs to the top and hits RDJ with a Deah From Above. He makes the cover

1...

2....

RDJ barley manages to get a shoulder up right before the three. Reaper, fustrated, picks up RDJ and whips him into the corner. RDJ takes a few steps out after a hard impact and flops onto his face. He rolls out of the ring right near the ring post. Reaper ducks between the second rope to grab Joe by the hair and drag him back in the ring, but Joe trips him up and crotches him into the steel ring post. He winds Reaper's leg up and slams the side of his knee into the post, before slapping on a Figure Four Leglock with the ring post. It's an illegal hold, so the ref starts to make the count. Joe breaks it at four and a half, getting back up to slam Reaper's leg into the post once more.

RDJ slides into the ring, he crouches down and waits for Reaper to get back up. Reaper, whoes heavily favoring his left leg, uses the corner to pull himself to his feet. This was the moment RDJ was waiting for, he he runs at Reaper and goes for a flying knee lift while Reaper is in the corner, but Reaper sees it coming and moves out of the way, sending RDJ into the corner knee first, Reaper follows up immediatley with a german suplex into a bridge.

1....

2.....

RDJ manages to roll out of it. Reaper goes to lift RDJ up, but Joe trips up his leg and rolls him into an inverted ankle lock, hooking his legs around Reapers trapped leg. Reaper, on his stomach now, begins to mule kick his free foot in RDJ, breaking the hold.

Reaper is hurt, holding his left knee, as RDJ's focus on it has begun to really take it's toll on him. RDJ picks up up and goes to whip him into the corner, but Reaper ends up hitting the referee, smashing the ref into the corner, sending the referee down in an unmoving heap. Joe could care less, and he charges Reaper, who is leaning on the ropes for support. Reaper NAILS Joe with a side kick to the throat. Reaper picks up RDJ and DDT's him into the second turnbuckle. He goes for a pin, but the referee is still out cold. Reaper goes to shake the referee out of it

King Horror runs down the aisle. He slides into the ring, he is wielding his Elite Global Crown Belt. He has his sights set on RDJ, who doesn't see him, niether does Reaper, who is nudging the ref with his foot, his back turned to RDJ and Horror. RDJ crawls up to his feet and staggers into Horror's path. Horror does a running charge and swings the title at RDJ's head, but RDJ sees him at the very last second and ducks, nailing Reaper instead, knocking him out cold. Horror is looking down at Reaper, a rare moment, as an aplogetic expression is worn onto Horror's face before RDJ Yakuza kicks him between the ropes and out of the ring, just as the ref is coming to. RDJ looks over at the ref reviving, and Reaper who is not moving and quickly covers Reaper.

1....

2.....

3!

Winner: The Reverend Daddy Joe

RDJ then rolls out from under the bottom rope, one hand used to lean against the ring apron for support, the other being raised by the referee. King Horror, back on the ramp is backing away, point at RDJ and mouthing the words "Next week, old man, next week"

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

The New FHT Hardcore Champion!!!
The F'N Legend Lbm Music Video[/color]


When our time is up,
When our lives are done,
Will we say we've had our fun?

Will we make a mark,
This time.
Will we always say we tried.[/color]


2002; The Birth of FHT!
Lbm winning the 1st FHT Hardcore Championship 10 Nov 2002;
Lbm first facing Reverend Daddy Joe;
Lbm & His Momma versus RDJ & His Momma;
Lbm, Reverend Daddy Joe, Straightcurve & Rawbob [the original Hardcore 4 Horsemen];
Lbm meeting HBV1 for the first time;
The Joker;
Lbm, The Joker, HBV1 & Harley Quinn - The Nasty Bastard 4 Pack;
Lbm versus Straightcurve Mixed Martial Arts;
Burning Hammer [Straightcurve, Trish & Eitthan];
DNA Test Results - Straightcurve revealed as father;
Eitthan run over at the stroke of midnight New Year 2003;
Trish lied about the test results - Lbm gives a kidney to save life of his son Eitthan;


Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we've got now,
Everybody scream your heart out.[/i]


2003; FHT expands!
Lbm first meeting Cowboy, David, Venom, Trippy P, ShadowWalker, Satan, Stone Cold Steve Austin;
Lbm wins Elimination Chamber 1;
Lbm crowns Trippy P the 1st FHT Undisputed Champion;
The Awaken Half;
Lbm screws Venom to win the FHT Undisputed Championship;
Lbm lies down for HBV1 to lose it moments later;
Lbm beats HBV1;
Trippy P beats Lbm & The Joker at the 1st FHT Wrestlepalooza;
Lbm retires;
Lbm returns with the Lbm Lottery beating everyones' valet in one night;
Lbm, The Joker & Mister Gay become VHT's [team joker];
Winning the FHT Tag Championships;
Lbm's brother like relationship with David;
Lbm versus ShadowWalker - trading the television championship;
The inaugural shoot Lbm & Satan;
Ulster debuts;
The Hardcore 4 Horsemen Reborn;
H4H Network Special;
The Horsemen screw Lbm out of his millions;
[/i]


All the love I've met,
I have no regrets,
If it all ends now,
I'm set.

Will we make our mark,
This time.
Will we always say we tried?[/i]


2004; Lbm's career reborn!
Lbm's favorite aunt Lily sits at ringside;
Wally Wilson falls for Lily - Lbm's annoyance;
Lbm's winning streak is a phenomenon;
Lbm visits Lily in her locker room moments before the wedding;
Lily dies - Lbm inherits her fortune;
Lbm loses streak to David one night after David won the Fht Undisputed Championship;
Big A$$ Extreme Bash;
Match of the Year 2004 - "Sick" Nick vs. Lbm;
Lbm versus _the j-man;
Lbm defeats _the j-man for number one contendership;
Lbm defeats ShadowWalker to be crowned Fht Undisputed Champion;
Lbm loses title to _the j-man;
Lbm wins his fourth FHT Undisputed Championship;
Suspension - turmoil;
Trippy P's account is hacked - real life friendship of _the j-man/Lbm exposed;
Lbm shoots on Stone Cold Steve Austin;
Lbm marries Sammy;
Lbm versus Blade - Champion vs Champion;
Loses fourth undisputed championship to _the j-man in FHT 2 Encore;
FHT Thursday Night - Lbm versus _the j-man Loser Leaves Town - they both walk out of FHT "forever";[/i]


Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we've got now,
Everybody scream your heart out.


Late 2004/2005: ELITE!
Lbm & _the j-man launch ELITE together;
Lbm & _the j-man welcome back The Peep's Champ, Virus the Klown, Diamond, Reverend Daddy Joe; Edgecutioner;
Jumping ship - Keith Williams, Satan, David, Justin Sane, Red Ninja, HoodRich, Blade, Soul Reaper;
Introducing Krull, Killer, JT Blade, Dark Angel, D'Marcus Brown, Darkness King, Rodney Paine;
Lbm & _the j-man win ELITE Tag Team Championships;
Lbm versus The Peep's Champ;
Aaron Capone beats Lbm in seconds;
Lbm can't beat Capone;
Lbm & Ulster's trainer Chris McMullan;
Lbm & Ulster become Tag Champs;
Chris McMullan dies;
Ulster vs Lbm;
Lbm steals Ulster's wife and family;
Lbm cashs in Keith William's money in the bank shot and wins the ELITE Undisputed Championship;
Lbm loses in Torture Chamber;
Lbm captures ELITE Heavyweight Championship from Soul Reaper in semi finals of Ultimate ELITE;
Lbm loses to Killer in the final of the Ultimate ELITE tournament;
Lbm brings in "Sick" Nick;[/i]


Standing on the rooftop,
Waiting till the bomb drops,
This is all we've got now,
Scream until your heart stops,
Never gonna regret,
Watching every sunset,
Listen to your heartbeat,
All the love that we've felt.[/i]


2006: Making Tag Team History!
Lbm becomes ELITE Daredevil Champion;
Losing the gauntlet match;
Lbm marries Sally Wilson;
Sally gives birth to Lbm's twins;
LEGEND vs LEGEND;
Lbm versus Soul Reaper;
Lbm wins the bloody battle to become The F'N Legend;
Lbm versus Soul Reaper 2 draws huge reviews;
Match of the Year/Feud of the Year;
Marcus Gold refuses to give either man a rematch with the other;
Reaper wins Undisputed Championship following month;
Simz/Tiger Aladdin vs Lbm/_the j-man;
Shoot sees them refusing to lose;
[team joker] rise from the dead;
Lbm & _the j-man capture the ELITE Tag Championships;
The most fresh thing on the programme - the best tag team ever;
Lbm divorces Sally Wilson/In shower with Shalonda;
[team joker] versus Blade/Dark Angel turns shoot;
Politics behind the scenes in ELITE as DA/Blade try to go out on their own;
Lbm & _the j-man deliver Sky Bridget's baby;
_the j-man quits ELITE and retires from wrestling;
Lbm & Ryan Reynolds are ELITE Tag Champs;[/i]


Standing on the rooftop,
Waiting till the bomb drops,
This is all we've got now,
Scream until your heart stops,
Never gonna regret,
Watching every sunset,
Listen to your heartbeat,
All the love that we've felt.[/i]


2007; Hell Freezes Over!
Lbm returns to FHT at tail end of 2006, running in during Elimination Chamber and stealng FHT Hardcore Championship beating David;
ELITE suffers two year ratings low;
ELITE Evolution debuts with Lbm vs Soul Reaper 3 for the ELITE Undisputed Championship;
Lbm fires Keith Williams as ELITE Commissioner;
Keith Williams returns bringing Trippy P and attack Lbm;
The war is on;
ELITE vs FHT;
Lbm vows revenge;
Lbm takes over FHT Superstars;
Handcuffs Trippy P inside the ring as the ELITE Army keep everyone at bay;
Lbm burns down the FHT Arena;
Fans evacuated as flames engulf the historic building - Trippy left inside;
Hell Freezes Over - best of seven;
Lbm beats Eric Scorpio for FHT Hardcore Championship;
The back injury;
Lbm after two and a half years guiding ELITE passes the torch to Reaper/Blue/Dark Angel and retires;
Lbm makes shock appearance and strips Keith Williams of ELITE Undisputed Champions - awards belt to NIN Horror;
Public outrage at Lbm's actions;
Lbm announces "one more match" with Stone Cold Steve Austin at FHT V;
Epic showdown between the two - first face to face meeting in three years;
Austin pulls out of match for health reasons;
Lbm gives FHT a surprise fifth birthday party celebration at FHT V ppv;[/i]


Scream your heart out.
Scream your heart out.
Scream your heart out.
Scream your... [/i]


2008; The Return of The F'N Legend
Lbm beats Yellowy Purple Ninja for the FHT Japan Championship;
The Lbm/Dark Angel Connection;
Lbm challenges Red Ninja to their first ever one on one encounter;
Killer/Red Ninja laid out by Dark Angel/Lbm in hellacious tag match;
Lbm/Dark Angel win the FHT/ELITE Tag Team Championships beating "Sick" Nick/Soul Reaper;
Losing the belts back again;
Lbm versus Red Ninja is a classic match - Lbm loses;
Lbm versus The Peep's Champ for the ELITE Heavyweight Championship;
Lbm dreams up a card;
Lbm wins an estimated 35th FHT Hardcore Championship beating Crazy Ass Killa;
Reverend Daddy Joe helps out Lbm for first time since 2004;
Lbm/RDJ team up to beat TPC/Red Ninja;

What's Next???


Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops,
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we've got now,
Everybody scream your...


Credit: Lost Prophets

[tpc]

["Stitches" By Allele blasts over the PA to a mix reaction from the fans as The Peep's Champ steps threw the curtain onto the stage wearing the ELITE Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder he points out at his peeps as he lifts the ELITE Heavyweight Championship up in the air before he walks down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope The Peep's Champ climbs up to the second turnbuckle and once again points out to his peeps and stares to a mix reaction as he raises the ELITE Heavyweight Championship before he steps down and gets a mic]

Wally Wilson: It seems these fans think they was cheated by The Peep's Champ on the last Monday Night Legacy

The Peep's Champ: First I would like to start off by saying sorry to my Peepulation for my actions last week because it is my duty each and ever night to come out here and put on 5 star matches for each and everyone of you giving your money worth but I didn't do that so I'm sorry however I did give you The Peep's Champ Vs Red Ninja at Hell Freezes Over so I hope that makes it up to you

A-Damn Hater: Your not sorry for anything you did you just want a cheep pop

[The Peep's Champ lowers the mic as the fans give him a huge pop before he lifts it back up]

The Peep's Champ: Now I have not doubt that I'm going into a match that I can't win hell the whole world has told me that I can't win it from the media to future tellers to you great fans to co-workers and even my family members however I'm not going into this match to win it as silly as that sounds

Wally Wilson: Who goes into a match with the ELITE Heavyweight Championship and the FHT Undisputed Championship on the line not to win it

[The Peep's Champ lowers his head and rubs it as tho he's thinking about what he just said as he stares at the ELITE Heavyweight Championship before raising his head back up]

The Peep's Champ: You see Red Ninja when all this started it was about one thing me just needing to know years from now when people look back and they ask who really was the best athlete ever if they'll see me

A-Damn Hater: Haha he's joking right

[The Peep's Champ points the ELITE Heavyweight Championship to a huge pop from the crowd]

The Peep's Champ: However with all do respect it doesn't really matter what you fans think or any other person for that matter all that matters is when Hell Freezes Over is done the smoke clears the night is over and I look into the eyes of Red Ninja and I see that he knows that I am at least one of the many greats in this business win or lose thats good enough for me

Wally Wilson: It seems like The Peep's Champ just wants the nod from Red Ninja

[The Peep's Champ walks over to the ropes and puts rests his arm on the top rope and stares at the ELITE Heavyweight Championship]

The Peep's Champ: I have went my whole career talking and talking about how great I am and how no one is in the same class as me and I'll be the first one to admit it was all bullshit because I realize they are great athletes out there however IF I can step into this ring with Red Ninja and make him see the gift I have in this business maybe my whole career hasn't been all bullshit

A-Damn Hater: No really it has been trust me I've been here for most of it

[The Peep's Champ lifts the ELITE Heavyweight Championship into the air to a huge pop as he walks to the other side of the ring before going back to the middle]

The Peep's Champ: So for me Hell Freezes Over Champion Vs Champion Red Ninja Vs The Peep's Champ isn't about winning its not even about the ELITE Heavyweight Championship or the FHT Undisputed Championship its about all proving myself to the world and I never been afraid of failure for I would sooner fail then not be considered among the best

Wally Wilson: For The Peep's Champ this match is all about getting respect from everyone

[The Peep's Champ drops his hand letting the mic fall to the mat before he leaves to the back with his ELITE Heavyweight Championship to a huge pop]

[/b]

["Sick" Nick™]

As FHT Thursday Night comes back from the commercial break, Pietro Sanchez is standing by with "Sick" Nick backstage.

Pietro Sanchez:
"Sick" Nick, lately you have been attacked and prodded by a supposed Care Bear. Do you have any idea who or what it is?

"Sick" Nick:
No I don't. I have no clue... But I will tell you this. Come hell or high watter, I will find out at Hell Freezes Over.

Pietro Sanchez:
What do you mean?

"Sick" Nick:
I'll tell you exactly what I mean. At Hell Freezes Over, I am issuing a challenge to this Teddy Ruxpin wannabe. I'm laying it all out on the table... Meet me in the middle of the ring in whatever match you want, because it won't matter. In the end I will expose you and beat you within an inch of your life for your troubles.

Pietro Sanchez:
Those are some pretty big words.

"Sick" Nick:
No not really. This picnic basket sealing freak is probably just some dopey kid trying to make a name at my expense... Or Lbm. Bottom line is, I've faced them all and I'm still standing. In the end I will have been inconvenienced a little, but I will end these games.

Pietro Sanchez:
Well, there you have it folks.

The segment ends.

[Absolute Horror]

FHT Thursday Night returns to a red carpeted ring with Jack Kent at one end of a table, and Erik Knights, Mr. Peterson, and a referee at the other end. A few security guards are scattered around in the ring. The ELITE GHC title belt is propped up on the table, next to a large piece of parchment and two pens. Erik Knights is staring down with Jack Kent. Erik looks away and gets on the mic.

Erik Knights: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I would like to introduce the Number One Contender to the Global Honored Crown, please welcome, Simz!

The fans start cheering as Sorry You’re Not a Winner hits the p.a. Simz walks out from the curtains and raises his arms. He walks down the ramp and slaps hands with a few fans. Simz walks up the ringsteps and climbs in through the ropes. Simz walks over to Erik’s side of the table and waits as his music fades out. Jack Kent gets on the mic.

Jack Kent: And at this time I’d like to introduce the one and only Champion of the ELITE Global Honored Crown. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the Best Wrestler in the World Today! “The New Horror Show” NIN Horror!

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f--- like you wanna f---, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

The fans erupt in boos as the lights go out and Kick, Push hits the p.a. Smoke and lasers fill the entrance ramp as NIN Horror walks out from the curtains. NIN stops on the entrance stage to survey the booing fans, and then starts walking down the ramp. NIN holds out his arms and gives the fans the finger as he walks down the ramp. NIN climbs up the ringsteps and walks across the apron. He stops halfway, looks at the fans, and then climbs in through the ropes. NIN’s music fades out as he and Erik Knights stare each other down. NIN gets on Jack’s side of the table.

Erik Knights: NIN Horror, Simz, as a representative tonight of the ELITE board of directors I am here to inform you of the GHC Official Rules, to which you must both agree to abide by before entering your Title Match.

• First, you must agree not to introduce or use any foreign objects.
  
  
• Second, the ropes are out of bounds, if your opponent reaches them, you must agree to release him.
  
  
• Third, you have to the count of 20 out of the ring, you must agree to return to the ring before the count is up.
  
  
• Fourth, the title match is between you 2, you must agree that only you will attack your opponent.
  
  
• And Fifth, these are the Official Rules, if you are caught violating any of them, then you must agree to forfeit the match, and the title.
  

Gentlemen, these are the Official Rules that you must agree to abide by before entering your Title Match. Challenger, do you agree to abide by them?

Simz: Yes.

Erik Knights: Champion, do you agree to abide by them?

NIN: Sure.

Erik Knights: Gentlemen, please sign the Original Document.

NIN and Simz both pick up a pen. Simz signs “Peter “Simz” Dermott” next to “Challenger”, and NIN signs “NIN Horror” next to “Champion”. They both set the pens back on the table.

Erik Knights: As a representative tonight of the ELITE board of directors, I must now sign the Original Document, confirming that you both have agreed to abide by the Official Rules.

Erik Knights picks up a pen and signs “Erik Knights” next to “Witness”.

Erik Knights: Gentlemen, your title match will be held at FHT/ELITE: Heel Freezes Over.

NIN snatches the mic out of Jack Kent’s hand and cuts off Erik.

NIN: And not a moment too soon for me to finally kick your punk ass out of this company. Simz, you come back just to be a thorn in my side, well I’ll show you to stay out of my business when I –

Simz gets the mic from Erik and cuts NIN off.

Simz: Oh NIN why don’t you cram it!

The fans cheer as NIN is aghast.

Simz: You duck and avoid challengers as much as you can, and only come around here to pick up your check. I pinned your shoulders to the mat for the count of three and now I’m gonna get my title shot, and there’s NOTHING you can do about it!

NIN: You think that fluke, lucky, once in a lifetime, cheap, meaningless, quote-unquote victory means anything? NO, you caught me off guard for a split-second and got llllllucky. It won’t happen again, which is too bad for you, because you could never defeat me head-to-head! I am stronger than you, I am faster than you, I am smarter than you, I am more experienced than you, and most importantly I hhhhhhate you. I’m going to bury you underground, and you won’t ever pester me again!

Simz: NIN, you might be stronger than me, you’re defiantly more experienced than me, I doubt you’re smarter than me, and there’s no way you’re faster than me. NIN, I don’t hate you, I pity you, because you are a broken down old bastard. There’s no way you can out maneuver me when you’re still coming out of your hangover. There’s no way you can keep up with me while you’re coughing up a pint of tar. You’ve been in this business a long time, I’m standing in the same place in my career you were over a decade ago. And you know what, when I put your vet ass to bed, you’re going to look like a ffffffool.

The fans ooh as NIN whips his sunglasses off. He tosses them at Jack and gets back on the mic.

NIN: So, you want to be the young lion, you want to try and save your failed fledgling career by making a name off of me. Well guess what Bucky-boy, better wrestlers than you have tried the same thing, and they all failed, just like you will. And you know why Simz? Because there’s some things in this world that can’t be fixed by fool-hardy youth, or flashy distractions, or daddy’s money, or anything else you – rookies think will help you. Simz, all your expensive training, your gymnastics wrestling, and your juvenile shortcuts can’t save you from the beating you’re gonna get at Hell Freezes Over. Simz my well of patience for you has finally run dry, and at the PPV, I’m not just going to beat you and retain my title, I’m going to take you out for good!

Simz: You couldn’t beat me the first time, you think you can beat me the next time, and take me out? You must be hittin the sauce extra hard.

NIN smacks Simz in the face and they start brawling. The fans go wild as security starts pulling them apart. Simz breaks loose and charges at NIN. He nails him with a few punches before they get separated again. NIN elbows a security guard in the nose and breaks loose. He picks up the GHC title belt and smacks Simz across the head with it! Simz falls down as security pulls NIN back. The fans erupt in boos as NIN gets out of the ring. Jack Kent gets out too and follows him up the stage. The fans boo as Kick, Push hits the p.a. Simz gets back on his feet holding his head as he stares down NIN. NIN holds up the GHC title belt and yells at Simz as he and Jack back up the entrance ramp. The camera focuses on Simz’ angry face as Thursday Night goes to commercials…

[Blade]

[The camera opens up in Keith's office. Mr. Williams is sitting at his desk, flicking though some papers when a knock comes from the door.]

Keith Williams: Come in.

[The sound of the door opening and closing is the only sound in the room. Keith, now looking towards the door, a look of malice on his face, sits still.]

: Well, look who got desperate.

Keith Williams: Your late.

: Since when have I ever listened to what my bosses tell me?

[Blade walks into the picture, getting a mixed response from the crowd. Wearing his street clothes, comprising of a Disturbed tshirt, baggy trousers with curb chains and a long trench coat. Blade throws himself into a nearby chair and throws his feet up onto Keith's desk revealing a pair of New Rock boots.]

Blade: So, what do you want?

Keith Williams: Firstly, if we weren't so short of talent right now, you would not be sitting there right now. Considering the way you just walked out last time you were here, I would be well justified. However you wanted back in and I needed help. But I am not going to make this an easy ride for you. Scheduling a match tonight would violate your contract as it does not officially start until Hell Freezes Over. So thats when your return match will be. I don't like you, and I have the perfect match to teach you a lesson. Its going to be Blade, vs. The Dark Angel. But no ordinary match can contain you two. I remember your casket match, you brawled over the entire arena. You caused chaos. Now chaos is good for ratings but its time to contain the pair of you. So its going to be Blade vs the Dark Angel, in a 'wXw Classic'. A match you have never been in, and a match Dark Angel has won. This will be the official FHT/ELITE debut, of the Heavens Gate match. Now get the fuck out of my office!

[Blade quickly gets to his feet and goes nose to nose with Keith. After an intense stare down, neither backing down, Blade smirks.]

Blade: Sounds like fun, time to bring the house down, bitch!

[Blade turns away from Keith and walks out the room as the show cuts to the next segment]

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

FHT Hardcore Championship
Lbm [c] vs. Mister Gay[/color]

Nothing Else Matters hits...

The F'N Legend's music plays out as the new FHT Hardcore Champion Lbm makes his way down the aisle for the following throwaway contest. Lbm has not been seen since his big victory alongside Reverend Daddy Joe over FHT Undisputed Champion Red Ninja and ELITE Heavyweight Champion The Peep's Champ.

Lbm climbs inside the ring opposite Mister Gay (real name Gavin A Young) who has not been seen in an FHT ring for quite some time. Lbm hands the FHT Hardcore Championship belt over to ELITE Daredevil referee Leon Spinx who raises it above his head and calls for the bell.

Lbm straight of the bell attacks Mister Gay with a take down and begins hammering away on Gay. Lbm backs up into the ropes and runs off hitting a knee lip onto the face of Mister Gay. Lbm picks him up and throws him over the top rope to the outside.

Lbm propels himself over the top rope all the way out to the floor flattening Gay. Lbm picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. Lbm jumps up onto the top turnbuckle. Gay gets up and Lbm comes off the top rope with a moonsault that catches Gay.

Lbm doesn't cover him and picks him up and atomic drops him onto the top rope. With his back to the ring Gay sits on the top rope. Lbm climbs up behind him pulling up Mister Gay. Both men are standing facing out of the ring on the top rope as Lbm wraps his arms around Gay's waist.

Top Rope German Suplex ("Fall from Grace"). Lbm covers Mister Gay. One, Two, Three. The referee calls for the bell as Lbm is handed his belt back. Lbm raises his arms in the air to loud boos from the crowd. He celebrates for a few moments and then heads to the back!

Wally Wilson: Lbm making quick work of Mister Gay right there in his first defence of that FHT Hardcore Championship in 40 days! As yet Lbm is not even pencilled in for the upcoming FHT pay per view!

A-Damn Hater: Lbm has come back this year and like him or not has contested some great performances opposite Red Ninja and The Peep's Champ. Surely the powers that be around here will get him booked on that ppv this weekend!

Wally Wilson: We understand the cameras are backstage with Lbm who is on his way to the locker room of Reverend Daddy Joe from what I understand!

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Reverend Daddy Joe's Locker Room
Lbm Pays A Visit...[/color]

We cut immediately backstage were The F'N Legend Lbm has made his way to the locker room area looking for his long time friend Reverend Daddy Joe! Lbm gets to the door marked RDJ, knocks and goes on in.

RDJ isn't there however! Sitting on the sofa watching all the action of tonite's special FHT/ELITE Thursday Night is Reverend Daddy Joe's Momma!!! The old school FHT fans watching mark out for the stunning mother of RDJ seen many times in old school FHT.

Lbm is shocked as he smiles and she smiles back at him! Lbm hugs the woman who gave birth to RDJ who must be now in her late 50s but still looking rather nice (well for an older woman). She gives him a huge kiss on the cheek leaving a lipstick mark!!!

RDJ's Momma: Well well well... If it isn't little Little Big Man! Look at you! All grown up - well your still the same size but you look older, wiser. More mature!

Lbm: I'm as immature as I ever was ma'am! But what the hell you doing here? Joe never said you were coming in to town? How are you! You look great!

RDJ's Momma: Thank you - your looking really good too. I didn't tell him I was coming. I thought I'd surprise him. I ain't seen my boy in so long since he's back on the road wrestling again. I had nothing to tie me down - so here I am! What about you? How's Sammy and the kids?

Lbm: Geez it has been a while since I seen you ain't it. Sammy and me divorced about three years ago and she kept the kids. I see them about twice a year now. But I married again though! She's the commissioner of the ELITE as it happens! Sally Wilson! We have two wonderful twin boys Homer Gervais and Elvis Sinatra and they just had their second birthday!

RDJ's Momma: So third time was the charm for you and marriages then!?

Lbm: Well no... that went sour as well and we divorced before the kids were even a year old! That was one sour bitch I don't mind telling you. I mean fridget isn't the word. I am surprised she even let me have sex with her the once to make them kids! But what am I telling you all this for? What about you? Look at you... Your bound to be seeing some lucky man!

RDJ's Momma: Nope. It's just me. I'm too old for that sort of thing now. As long as I have my boy RDJ and my two dogs then I'm a happy woman! Good match by the way... could I get you something? A drink? I think Joeseph has
a few beer in this fridge of his here!

Lbm: Well okay then yeah. Where is Joe by the way!? Thats why I came over here. Aint no one else I really talk to in the locker room these days. All dickheads - thats why it's so good having RDJ back!

RDJ's Momma: Would you mind opening this second bottle of wine for me. I've drank all of this first one. I can't get the cork though...

She hands Lbm a beer that he opens and then puts it down on the glass table and sits down beside her on RDJ's leather couch in his locker room. Lbm takes the bottle and struggles to get the cork of when finally it goes off up in the air making a loud popping. RDJ's Momma giggles as it scared her as Lbm pours her a big glass that she immediately lifts and drinks down.[/color]

RDJ's Momma: Your muscles are as big as ever I See. Strong boy still I see and a gentleman - you always were one! Not like my Joe.

Lbm: Now its not everyday I get called a gentleman! Espically not by as lovely a woman as yourself! Cheers! Where is Joe by the way?

RDJ's Momma: Joseph is out doing press interviews or something. He said he didn't think he'd be back till late - so I was just finishing off my drink before heading back to the hotel and I'd see him in the morning!

Lbm: Oh right. Well I was gonna say thats a shame! But well... how it could be a shame when I'm getting a chance to hang out with you instead. Cheers...

RDJ's Momma: You are a lovely boy Lbm! You always were the nice one. Out of all them boys Joeseph used to hang around with. That Straightcurve used to give me the willies and I hated that Joker. Think he had a bit of a drug problem to be honest with you. You were all the nicest by a mile! Ooopppsssss!!!!

RDJ's Momma spills her glass of white wine all over Lbm's pants when she goes to toast him. Lbm is soaked looking as though he has pissed himself. RDJ's Momma immediately grabs a couple of towels and begins wiping it off Lbm... YES DOWN THERE!!! RDJ's Momma is wiping Lbm pants without realising were she is touching. Lbm looks at her as she looks at him embarrassed!

RDJ's Momma: Lbm I am really sorry.

Lbm: It's fine. Never worry. I just out of the ring anyway. I need a shower. It'll dry in. I'll go back to my locker room and clean up.

RDJ's Momma: You can't go out there looking like that. Everyone will think you've wet yourself! That doesn't look good for the FHT Hardcore Champion! Get them pants off and sure use RDJ's shower. He's not here anyway. I think he's got a pair of pants you culd use anyway - I am sure he wouldn't mind.

Lbm: Okay. Thank you... I'll go shower now! Thanx...


commercial

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Wally Wilson & A-Damn Hater
Ringside

Wally Wilson: Welcome back to FHT Thursday Night and during the break me and A-Damn have been discussing what we just saw! Geez christ! What in the hell was that?

A-Damn Hater: Wally Wilson took a semi during that whole thing right there. RDJ's Momma - well Wilson you're the pension snatcher - but that is one mighty fine older woman! Damn RDJ's Momma is hot! That was some steamy shit right there!

Wally Wilson: Those crude comments aside... Your right A-Damn, RDJ's Momma is a beautiful woman and was it just me or was there something happening right there before we went to break! Can we cut back there you think???


Reverend Daddy Joe's Locker Room
RDJ's Momma & Lbm[/color]

The camera returns to the locker room of RDJ were moments before the break Lbm had wine spilled all over his pants by a tipsy RDJ's Momma. There is no one sitting on the leather couch. Just the bottle of wine and can of beer. The sound of the shower running can be heard.

At the door of the bathroom are Lbm's wrestling clothes and his FHT Hardcore Championship belt. Further on are RDJ's Momma's clothes!!! The fans watching on the big screen go crazy as the hand of the camera man can be seen pushing open the bathroom door!

Behind the steamed up shower window, you can clearly see the white buttocks of Lbm pressed against the glass and he is standing inside the shower naked kissing a very much naked RDJ's Momma!!! The entire arena goes crazy as neither Lbm nor RDJ's Momma have seen the camera man!!![/color]

Wally Wilson: Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd!!!

A-Damn Hater: Somebody get me some tissues for Wally Wilson! Damn it - bring me some man sized for me too! Holy shit! GET IN!!!

Wally Wilson: That camera man may get out of there! Lbm and RDJ's Momma are inside that shower together and have no idea that they are being watched by this entire arena and the viewing audience!!!

Back in the locker room the camera man is backing out quietly pulling the door of the bathroom and then tip toeing through the locker room to the locker room door! As he gets to the door suddenly he comes face to face with... REVEREND DADDY JOE!!!

The crowd inside the arena go bloody apeshit!!![/i]

Reverend Daddy Joe: What in the hell are you doing inside of my locker room boy? You hassling my mother? I leave here for 10 minutes you parasites are giving my mother shit?

Camera Man: No Joe... Listen you can't go in there...

Reverend Daddy Joe: If the 40 plus Powers That Be running this piss hole can't tell me what to do - what makes you think a pimply pencil neck like you can tell me not to go into my own locker room. Get out of my way!

Reverend Daddy Joe goes into his locker room as he sees a pile of his mother's clothes lying on the floor first of all. He calls out to her. She comes out of the bathroom door looking really REALLY sexy wearing only a towel.

She looks shocked to see him. He then sees another pile of clothes on the floor as he looks up at his mom with a state of confusion and disgust on his face. She looks petrified as from inside the bathroom you can here someone whistling and walking towards the door.

Lbm comes out wearing only a g-string soaking wet with a towel over his shoulder whistling. He stops dead in his tracks as Reverend Daddy Joe glares at his friend!?![/color]

Lbm:[/b] Joe... listen mate I can explain! This isn't what it looks like... Um I... I was coming to see you... You um... you weren't... please I am sorry! I didn't know what I was... please Joe... Don't kill...........

Reverend Daddy Joe launches at the FHT Hardcore Champion Lbm across the locker room as the sofa falls back and the plasma television smashes to the ground. RDJ is on top of Lbm hammering with huge right hands as RDJ's Momma screams for him to "stop it" still only wearing a towel.

The camera man can be heard shouting for "help" while still filming every single bit of this for all to see. The fans are loving this whole action as Joe is killing Lbm. Lbm manages to get a hand up now and grabs the empty bottle of wine from the table as he is lying pretty much naked on smashed plasma television.

Officials burst in and pull at Joe to get him off as Lbm smashes the glass wine bottle over the back of the head of Reverend Daddy Joe to get him off. Joe is stunned as Lbm gets up and runs for it grabbing his FHT Hardcore Championship and running away down the corridor to a fire exit wearing only his g-string!

Reverend Daddy Joe gets up and gives chase out the fire exit after his old friend as Lbm can be seen in the distance bum on display jumping into his white limosuine and getting the hell out of there. The camera man who has filmed this whole thing is standing behind an enraged Reverend Daddy Joe.

Reverend Daddy Joe grabs the camera off him and turns it around showing for the first time the spotty young camera man. Joe smashes the camera over his head breaking it. The last thing you see is the spotty camera man busted open crumbling! The feed dies!!!

Wally Wilson: In over five years working for this company. That has to be one of the best things I have ever seen! Man that was brilliant!

A-Damn Hater: Lbm and RDJ's Momma did it in the shower of Joe's locker room in front of millions of people! Reverend Daddy Joe is gonna kill him!!! What an ugly ass too!

Wally Wilson: What a way to end this show! I can't believe that! These fans have just witnessed something absolutely repulsive. But fuckin funny! Ladies and gentlemen - we'll see you on pay per view!!!

show ends