Monday Night Legacy - June 16th, 2008

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Monday, June 16^TH, 2008

Live from Manchester Evening News Arena, Manchester, UK--------------------

CHAMP vs CHAMP
The Main Event

NIN Horror -vs- Lbm


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FHT/ELITE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Tag Team Match

Ace Andrews & Blade -vs- "Sick" Nick & Reaper [c]



THE RETURN OF AN ICON
Singles Match

Satan -vs- Mister Gay

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PLUS

The FHT/ELITE Apprentice!!!

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ALSO FEATURING

FHT Undisputed/ELITE Heavyweight Champion
The Peep's Champ
FHT GM - Keith Williams
ELITE GM - Sally Wilson
Reaper
"Sick" Nick
Ulster
Killer
CAK
RDJ's Mother



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- C O M M E N T A T O R S -
Gary King, A-Damn Hater and Wally Wilson

Wally Wilson:
Welcome to Monday Night Legecy, were let me tell you honestly it is an exciting time to being working for this company! We are coming off a huge pay per view and a classic episode of Monday Night Legacy and thinks are looking even better tonite!

Gary King:
FHT/ELITE Presents Pride & Passion has been officially announced for July 20th so tonite we are hoping to find out just who will face off on that night. Summer is upon and already things are hotting up in FHT/ELITE!

A-Damn Hater:
You got Satan getting in the face of FHT Undisputed/ELITE Heavyweight Champion The Peep's Champ; You got "Sick" Nick and Ulster in the ultimate dream feud; tonite it's Champ vs. Champ when Lbm takes on NIN Horror and we dont know which title if at all any will be on the line! We got the start of the FHT/ELITE Apprentice with all 10 hopefuls on this programme tonite! And we got Blade/Ace Andrews in tag team action. Ace impressed a hell of a lot of people last week... lets see what happens tonite!!!

["Sick" Nick™]

As Legacy starts off, "Sick" Nick is in the ring, and already talking...

"Sick" Nick:
... Come on Ulster. I said come out NOW! I went home and thought about what I did ALL week. And I am here to do even more.

Nick continues to wait.

"Sick" Nick:
Where's YOUR passion Ulster? Get your as...

Nick is interupted by the FHT GM, Keith Williams, on the Elite/FHTron.

Keith Williams:
Nick... NICK!!! You can continue your verbal assault on Ulster if you want, but he's not here. After your disgusting display of jealousy last week. I don't know if Ulster will be here at all tonight. SO challenge him all you want, but you're not going to get your wish.

"Sick" Nick:
Yea, well I'll be waiting in the parking lot if he does decide to show up.

Keith Williams:
I see your little punishment last week didn't help. Either way, you can sit in the parking lot if you want, but I am sure that your tag team partner won't be too happy, being that you two are booked in a tag title match tonight.

Nick rolls his eyes and turns his back to the screen.

Keith Williams:
Roll your eyes all you want, but tonight the tag team titles will be defended against Blade and the new comer, Ace Andrews. Good luck champ!

The Elite/FHTron goes black as Nick drops the mic and leaves the ring in a not so pleasant mode.

[Max Venom]

The camera pans around the excited fans to a specially built stage near the entrance ramp. Standing there is Harold Gunther IV and Joan Laurer, both looking a tad overdressed for the occasion. Sitting behind them at a table marked “Judges” is Keith Williams, Sally Wilson and Sir Alan Sugar. Above the hangs the sign: “The Wrestling Apprentice”.

Wally Wilson: The Wrestling Apprentice? Really, is that the best name they could come up with?

A-Damn Hater: What would you have called it?

Wally Wilson: Wrestling Idol… Maybe the Wrestle-Factor? Or Who Wants To Be A Wrestler?

Gary King: How the creative department manages without you, Wally, is beyond me.

Wally seems ready to respond but shushes himself up as he notices Harold Gunther and Joan Laurer approach the microphones.

Harold Gunther IV: Welcome to “The Wrestling Apprentice“! I’m ELITE’s number one reporter Harold Gunther the fourth, here to guide you through three whole months of ten men fighting to gain one thing- A four-year guaranteed contract with this company! I’m here alongside Joan Laurer, AKA ex-WWE diva Chyna. Joan, its going to be one hell of a contest, isn’t it?

Joan Laurer: Harold, I’m glad to be here in the FHTE! I’m a big fan!

Harold Gunther IV: Its actually FHT/ELITE, but never mind! Let’s meet our judges! First, the Queen Bee of ELITE, the vivacious and delectable Sally Wilson!

Sally waves to the crowd with a smile, who respond with cheers, wolf-whistles and catcalls. Wally Wilson can be heard gritting his teeth on his microphone.

Joan Laurer: Next, the hard-handed FHT General Manager, Kevin Williams!

The audience, prepared to boo, burst into laughter at Joan’s mistake. Keith is seen muttering something to Alan Sugar, who nods his head in agreement.

Harold Gunther IV: And finally, the dual-owner of FHT/ELITE and fresh off the end of his hit show, “The Apprentice”, Sir Alan Sugar!

There’s a definite mixed reaction to Sugar, be it due to his recent actions against The Peep’s Champ or just from disagreeing with the winner of the last series of “The Apprentice”. Sugar, perhaps expecting a better response, folds his arms grumpily.

Joan Laurer: But what kind of night would it be without ten big, strapping men showcasing their goods in front of us, Harold?

Harold Gunther IV: Certainly not a night I would want to be part of, Joan. But luckily, we have them here tonight! Ladies and Gentleman, give it up for our ten contestants!

“First Of Tomorrow” by Sundown To Zero hits, and one-by-one the ten contestants walk out from the backstage areas. They are given very little reaction by the crowd and quite a few look scared by their surroundings. They line up on the stage and get surveyed by the crowd.

Harold Gunther IV: Tonight, one of you men will lose out on your dream to become an FHT/ELITE wrestler. One of you will be going home without that opportunity. Simon Smash, tell us why it won’t be you.

Harold thrusts the microphone in front of Simon, who stutters out a few inaudible words about “running” and “training”. The crowd is not very impressed.

Harold Gunther IV: Well, that’s terrific. Joan, do you have anything to add?

Joan Laurer: …Um, yeah! Wrestler X, that’s an interesting get-up you got going on! Any words for the fans out there?

Wrestler X’s “interesting” costume comprises of a full black body suit with a red X painted over the chest. He simply looks at Joan briefly before returning to stare straight forward.

Harold Gunther IV: He must be shy. Well, we are just moments away from the first test and- Oh! I almost forgot! Steroids!

Joan Laurer: Steroids?! What about them? Where? You can’t tell, can you?

Harold Gunther IV: …Huh? I was talking about the drug test results. We took out a test on all ten contestants before the start of the contest. You know, to check for the standard stuff. We’re about due to get those back now.

Joan Laurer: Oh right! Hahaha…

A stagehand runs on holding an ominous brown envelope. He almost hands it to Joan, then thinks better of it and hands it to Harold.

Joan Laurer: Just out of interest, they only tested the contestants right? Not the hosts or something?

Harold Gunther IV: Why would they do that? Anyway, we have the results… Barry Whiteout, you are not the father! Ha, I always wanted to do that…

The collective groan of the audience and the frown on the face of Barry tells Harold to move along quickly.

Harold Gunther IV: Well, as expected, clean, clean, clean… Wait… Oh dear.

A few of the contestants start to look nervous at this point. Harold brings the envelope to the judges’ table, conferring in whispers about the results. Joan stands grinning like a moron on the stage still. Finally, Sir Alan Sugar stands up, looking grim.

Sir Alan Sugar: Three of you have failed the test.

The crowd explodes into wholly inappropriate cheers. The contestants start looking wildly at each other, with only Max Venom, Wrestler X and Dan Puder still looking calmly to the front.

Sir Alan Sugar: FHT/ELITE will not employ those who take performance-enhancing drugs, and as such, the three names here are immediately disqualified from the contest, and thereby taking three weeks of exciting challenges these fans could’ve been watching instead of wrestling! You should be so disappointed in yourselves.

Everyone looks at their shoes, apart from Max Venom, who is smirking at something far off in the distance. Few notice this action.

Sir Alan Sugar: John Destruction, Eric Apocalypse and Jack Vengeance, you have all tested positive and as such… You’re Fired! Get out of my sight!

John Destruction and Eric Apocalypse, both extremely well-built guys looking like typical steroid advertisements shuffle off quietly to the back. But Jack Vengeance is completely shocked and charges to the judges’ desk to complain audibly about the results.

Jack Vengeance: I don’t touch the stuff! This is complete bullshit! I’ve been an FHT fan all my life and this is what I get!

Sir Alan Sugar: Jack, these tests are as accurate as you can get. Unless you are seriously suggesting someone tampered with them, which is a very serious allegation indeed and one my lawyers will take personal interest in, you’ve been “doping up” as I think the kids call it. We do not want you in this company, now get out before I have security drag you out!

The fans cheer once more as Jack, speechless, walks slowly away from the desk and past a gob smacked Harold Gunther IV and Joan Laurer. He carefully looks at the remaining seven contestants with distrust before walking to the back.

Sir Alan Sugar: I’m afraid today’s task will have to be cancelled. That’s just pissed me off. We can’t stand to lose any more of you guys this week.

Harold Gunther IV: Well, I guess that’s why they call it live TV! The contestants will now receive a tour and free use of the facilities the FHT/ELITE brings to each arena it visits, such as a personal gym, massage consultants and makeup artists! I’m Harold Gunther IV…

Joan Laurer: …And I’m Joan Laurer!

Harold Gunther IV: And this has been the “Wrestling Apprentice!”

“First of Tomorrow” plays again as the seven remaining contestants file off behind Harold and Joan, while the three judges take the route around the back, in deep discussion about what has transpired.

Wally Wilson: Haha, I love it!

Gary King: Yes, it is exciting to see men compete for such a prize against each other.

Wally Wilson: What? No, that was the biggest train wreck I’ve ever seen! I can’t wait to see what happens next week![/font]

[Ash Strife]

The camera pans in on the FHT hardcore title (a fake replica any idiot can tell) laying on the floor and a voice can be heard from the shadows.

: You were mine… it took dirty underhanded methods to take you from me.

A crazy laugh fills the darkness

: I went through every extreme match ppv to ppv ppv from a Escape from hell, to a extreme blood match to a scaffold death chamber and every match I walked out with a victory and you by my side… for you see your not complete…

The figure steps from the shadows and a blood stained FHT Television championship is around the waist of CAK.

Wally Wilson: That is the FHT TV title… that was retired to merge with the FHT Hardcore title at FHT V. That is no longer a sanctioned title

Adamn hater: Well are you going to tell him it is no good anymore? Ive seen this new attitude of CAK and it scares me.

Herald Gunther IV: Well CAK is sending a message to LBM from last week and now this week too so one thing for sure is CAK has the hardcore title on his mind

CAK steps back in the shadows laughing as a match comes flying out and the fake hardcore title burst into flames before the scene fades to black

[Ulster]

We go backstage where we see Keith Williams, the FHT GM sitting in his office. He sits back in his black leather recliner at a rather large mahogany desk. He is talking on the phone, his feet are positioned on the desk, and we can see the heels of his brown cowboy boots [/size]

Keith Williams: [/size]
What are you wearing? He twirls the phone cord around on his index finger and smiles with a massive grin on his face[/size] An apron? Oh you are bad. And what are you putting in it? His eyes widen[/size] A banana? You can fit a whole one in you say? I can’t wait to see for myself! He licks his lips[/size] Of course I want some cream on it

There’s a knock on the door[/size]

Keith Williams[/size]
Damn I have to go. Mom I can’t wait for this fruit salad, but I don’t like that vanilla cream shit. Ordinary whipped stuff for me. See you later

He puts down the phone receiver and bellows[/size]

Keith Williams[/size]
Come in!

The door opens and the camera pans round to see Ulster walk in with a big white plaster stuck right in the middle on his forehead

Keith Williams: [/size]
Ulster my man! How are you? He chuckles[/size] Man that head looks nasty

Ulster: [/size]
Fuck you Keith! You hear me? He points at Keith[/size] Fuck you!

They stare intently at each other before both finally breaking out in a smile[/size]

Ulster: [/size]
Fucking “Sick” Nick-look at the damage he did to this face…he points at his forehead….God creates this beautiful specimen of a man Keithy baby and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let that animal violate it. So how has he been punished that’s what I wanna know?

Keith Williams: [/size]
Well he and Soul Reaper are defending their tag team titles tonight against Ace Andrews and Blade.

Ulster: [/size]
Almost chokes What? What the hell is that? Ulster shakes his head[/size] Keith, what happened to you man?

Keith Williams: [/size]
What happened to me? What you mean what happened to me?

Ulster: [/size]
I’m talking about you…THE Keith Williams. You…he points in Keith’s chest[/size]….have changed man. You use to be someone. I mean what happened to that guy that wrestled in FHT called Shadowwalker? Huh? He shrugs his shoulders[/size] Keith, when I was in FHT back in the day you never would have accepted this position as GM unless you.. he points at Keith again[/size]…could lie, cheat and steal your way to the top. Look at you now. Sitting in an office, doing what? Coming out the odd show and cutting a promo being the big bad boss? Pah! He looks at Keith Williams and gestures dismissively at him[/size] That’s not you Keith. Come on, we both know you are better than that. You used to be the guy that would come into the arena in a bad ass car, pull that hot piece of ass Satisfaction out of the passengers seat and beat whoever was in front of you around the ring. I remember those bouts with Trippy P, the Joker, Stone Cold and David. Ulster tuts Now look at you. Man cannot you not think…Ulster taps his own temple with his index finger[/size]…. outside the box?

Keith Williams: [/size]
What?

Ulster: [/size]
So “Sick” Nick is in a tag match? So everyone will expect me to interfer in it. You know, I’ll run down the ramp and maybe hit Nick with some object while the refs back is turned. Maybe I could run down there and commentate before interfering. Man, I don’t wanna play that contrived shit any more. “Sick” Nick isn’t worth my time, but those idiots out there need to be shown that mediocrity is not to be celebrated. That’s all “Sick” Nick is. All hype and no substance. Anyway, lets not forget the guy didn’t even have the balls to stand up and face me last week, he had to take a cheap shot from behind.

Keith Williams:
Sarcastically[/size] Well since you are full of sage advice oh wise one, what would you advise me to do?

Ulster:
His eyes narrow looking at the FHT GM[/size] Don’t take that tone with me Keith. I didn’t put you in this position. All I am saying is think, show some initiative. Think….what would Shadowwalker do? I know Keith there is a part of you that is still a superstar rather than a worn out authority figure.

He grabs the door handle, and opens the office door slightly[/size]

Ulster: [/size]
Me and you Keith….we can change this place from top to bottom. But have got to want it. You have got to want to use the power you have to help your friends. You don’t want to see TPC holding those titles for long right? Look at that guy, he is out there beating on Alan Sugar while you do what? Huh? That guy beat you for your title. Keith, I’ll tell you this, back a winning horse, a thoroughbred, Keith, and me and you, well we will take those tired old mares out behind the stable and put a bullet in their heads. See you later.

Ulster closes the door behind him, and the camera pans round to Keith Williams again. He smiles and nods his head knowingly as the scene ends [/size]

[Soon]

[satan]

Wally: Well folks, the return of a man who was changed over the last year. Satan has returned, and my god he's returned with bad intentions.

A-Damn: Bad intentions? Satan is doing something that should have been done a long time ago.

Wally: Then what do you call this?

Video roles of Satan's beat-down of The Peep's Champ last week. The video ends with the battered body of the FHT and ELITE Champion.

"Shout At The Devil" by Motley Crue hits as the former three time FHT Heavyweight Champion walks down to the ring. The crowd is just ripping into the man, but Satan just ignores the crowd and continues to walk down to the ring.

"Barbie Girl" Aqua Girl hits as an extremely nervous Mister GAY comes out to the ring. At one point he nearly leaves, but FHT security forces him back down to the ring.

Wally: I have a very bad feeling about this match. Satan remembers this man was a verify close friend of Lbm and The Joker back in the day.

A-Damn: Your right, this is going to get ugly, and it's going to be worse than bowling shoe ugly, it's gonna be your sister ugly.

Gay paces around the ring, trying to find a place to enter the ring. Gay finally gets to the apron to only be knocked off the apron by Satan. Gay hits the guardrail hard as Satan comes to the outside. Satan grabs Gay and just whips him into the steel steps, and hits them hard. Satan walks over to Gay, and throws him up on his shoulder. Satan walks over to the guardrail and drops Gay throat-first into the guardrail. Gay hold his throat in pain, but Satan picks him up again and drops him again. Gay finally falls to the floor, but Satan picks him back up and puts him in the ring. Satan looks down at Gay who is in pain from being thrown into the steps, and being dropped throat-first onto the guardrail, twice. Satan picks Mister Gay up and finally puts him out of his misery with a Satan Bomb. Satan barely broke a sweat, as he easily pins Gay for the victory.

WINNER: Satan at 4:34.

Satan calls for the microphone, and looks down at Gay who is pretty much out of it.

Satan: Mister Gay, I am sorry for what I have to do next. I know you think that your pure, but you associated yourself with the wrong men. Being friend with Lbm and that piece-of-shit clown would eventually come back and haunt you. You were just as bad as them, and you know it. Your soul might be tarnished, but you can still be physically pure.

Satan goes to the outside, and rips the steel steps set apart, and takes out a pair of handcuffs, and MOTHER-FUCKING BLOW-TORCH AND BRANDING IRON!

A-Damn: BRAND THE FUKCER SATAN!

Wally: Somebody get some security out here for god's sake! We don't this on primetime television!

Satan gets back into the ring and cuff's Gay to the ring ropes, exposing his chest. Satan lights the brading iron up, and drives it straight into Gay's chest! Gay screams out in pain, as the words FHT are branded into his chest. Security finally gets Gay out of the ring, but nobody approached Satan, since he is wielding a branding-iron at them.

Wally: We'll be back, we gotta go to a commercial break.

[Crusher Casey]

As we come back from commercial we see a news conference being held with Crusher Casey, and long time friend and former SWOW Owner and Champion "George the Ironman Brody". let's join them......

News Reporter: Mr. Brody, why are you having this today, I thought that Crusher Casey was done with wrestling since he was foung with Cancer...

Mr. Brody: First let me thank all of you for coming here today, Mr. Casey And myself were talking and he told me that he is NOT ready to just give up, he wants to reach his goal of Champion here in Elite, and beat all that come to the plate...Now I know that these "so called leaders" here in Elite will NEVER let Casey wrestle, because they have held him down for far to long, and this starts from LBM, on down.

NRP: What do you mean starts from LBM on down, if my memory serves me, was he not Tag Champion with Blue....

Brody: He was, but where was Blue Balls when it was time to defend them, where was he when Casey went to LBM to ask Blue TO SHOW UP! I'll tell you , drowning himself in a fucking bottle , this is what you call a LEDGEND, LBM has on many times promised Casey a Championship match, so what matches did he get, "NOT A FUCKING ONE", WELL now it's Casey's turn to get what he deserves. I challenge LBM to come out here and give him what he wants...


will finish later today

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Keith Williams Office

We cut to FHT General Manager Keith William's Office making this a world record breaking fourth appearance on this show for the man once known as ShadowWalker!

Keith is reading the "Kamasutra" at his desk turning the book sideways trying to puzzle something out. Lbm walks in and interrupts him with a cough. Keith drops the book in shock on the floor. Lbm picks it up.

Lbm:[/size]
Sorry I didn't mean to scare you. There... you dropped your book! Try page 32!

Keith Williams:[/size]
What you talking about? This was found in lost property. I was searching it for a name. Wait there it is... Chase Stapleton! What can I do for you Lbm since I am so bloody in demand tonite!

Lbm:[/size]
Well there is a couple of things... but thats not why I'm here. You see yesterday was father's day here in the uk and well it was the first time in months I had my whole family around me and so I decided to bring them all here tonite. I thought being the big Lbm fan that you are... you'd love to see them all! So here they are...

Keith Williams:[/size]
Listen Lbm I dont wanna meet your stupid... HI KIDS! Hello! How are you all! My haven't you boys all grown - well not you Eitthan - your a bit fatter - but the rest of you. Do you remember me kids? Your uncle Keith?!?

Lbm:[/size]
Course they remember you... Kids say hello to Uncle Keith Williams!

Five boys have all walked into Keith William's office. They include former FHT/ELITE superstar Lbm's oldest son Eitthan (think David Flair only more abbysmal). There is Lbm's son John (bald head and a drawned on goatee) who is aged about 10 now, his little brother Robert (robbie) who is about 8 and then Lbm's twins with ELITE GM Sally Wilson - Homer Gervais and Elvis Sinatra both aged 3.[/size][/b]

Homer Gervais:[/size]
Ahh uncle Keith... could I play on your big comfy chair?

Elvis Sinatra:[/size]
My mummy says your a big poo poo head!

Keith Williams:[/size]
Lbm you can't have all your kids back here... this is bound to be against some sort of company insurance policy or something. Hey wait a minute... them twins Lbm. There the ones you had with Sally Wilson ain't they... who do they look like? Oh my gawd - they are like mini mes!!!

Lbm:[/size]
Who do you think they look like?

Keith Williams:[/size]
They are like two little mini Wally Wilsons!!! Hahahaha... I ain't seen these kids since they were babies - man you got two little Wally's running around! Their grandfather must be very proud!

Robert:[/size]
The war is not over! I don't forget where we came from... This whole FHT/ELITE thing. ELITE tried to put FHT out of business and here we stand working alongside them... well I will ...

Lbm:[/size]
Come on Robert your scaring your uncle Keith! You wanna go get some ice cream! John you okay? You seem a little tired?

John:[/size]
Thats me done. Finished! I'm gonna call it a day dad. Thats me. You won't see me in a FHT ring ever again. Thats it over! Kaput! Finished!

Keith Williams:[/size]
Hey John do you not remember how much trouble you got your daddy in last time you were on television speaking. And back then you were only about 5/6. Maybe you should just keep quiet. Be more like Eitthan. Hey man... you certainly grown up now. What you up to?

Eitthan:[/size]
I am serving a suspended sentence for armed robbery of an ice cream van.

Keith Williams:[/size]
Thats the curse of being a child star I guess. Listen Lbm it's been great to see all your delightful family again... but I really need to get on here. Listen to get you guys out of here... I'll score the kids all a front row seat and some ice cream and popcorn or something. You kids happy with that?

Kids:[/size][/b] YAYYYYYYYY!!!!

Lbm:[/size] Your a good man Keith! A real good man! Now I gotta ask you... Crazy Ash Killa. He's calling me out... now thats not the way it works. He wants to be FHT Hardcore Champion again - well he's gotta work his way up again to fight me. He just can't walk back in after all these months and expect to get a shot against me.

Keith Williams:[/size]
This is FHT/ELITE! CAK can do whatever the hell he wants to do. But for now I will not be booking any CAK/LBM matches... You got NIN Horror to worry about! Anything else?

Lbm:[/size]
Crusher Casey. How do I handle that one? The guy is sick and he wants a match. I can't go into the ring with him and realistically fight him. I don't know what type of side effect it'll have on him. I'm all for the guy continuing to work and be out there in front of the crowd. But there ain't no way I can consciously get in the ring with him. It's not fair.

Keith Williams:[/size]
I agree with you. Casey has no business being out there in his condition. But it isn't me who has authorised it. Sir Alan Sugar and your ex Sally Wilson are behind this guy still being on television. I am powerless to stop him from going out there and doing what he wants. Anyway maybe you need to worry about NIN Horror before anything else...

Lbm:[/size]
NIN is a walk in the park. This is gonna be easy. Heehee. With my kids at ringside... Tonite is gonna be a great great night. I can not wait. Thanks Keith... oh and try page 67 as well!!!

[Absolute Horror]

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[satan]

We are back from commercial break and we see Satan sitting in a well-lit room. He is brandishing the same branding iron that he used on Mister Gay.

Satan: Gavin A. Young, was an unfortunate victim in this cruel war, an example you might say. An example of collateral damage, people who die in a war they are not involved in. The real people who should be suffering are in hiding, afraid to show their face under the fear of they might be the next victim. I know the people at home are probably disgusted with my actions and have already contacted their cable provider over my actions. They are hoping that a man on a white horse comes and saves the day. Just like we all remember in the fairy tales of yesteryear, but I have some bad news for them. This isn't any dream, this is a very grim reality for some. The grimiest for one man: Chase "The Peeps Champ" Stapleton. I know your watching this show in your giant locker room, probably with an army of security. I also know that you want to be that man on the horse to feed your ego. That will be the downfall, my friend. Your ego has clouded your vision, and it's made you blind toward the consequences that will come. In the end, you will end up like Gavin A. Young, a victim on my road to destiny.

Satan tosses the brading iron aside.

Satan: These people don't realize that I'm the glue that holds this whole little world of ours together. If I'm gone and don't complete this war, the chips will be down. When the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show you.

Legacy goes to commercial.

[Ninja/Killer]

Scene opens with Angelica Demonica in a backstage area once again on her cellphone. Angelica wears aWhite Tank Top with Demon 340 on the front, Black Jean Shorts, and Black Boots.

AD:Ninja,Ninja come on pick up. Alright I'll pay the long distance charges just pick up.

Angelica hangs up the phone.

Scene ends

[Absolute Horror]

MNL returns in the office of Mr. Peterson. He is writing out some memos as his door opens. Mr. Peterson looks up annoyed and rolls his eyes. He looks back down and continues writing. The fans boo as NIN Horror walks into the office. NIN is wearing black jeans, a cyan “Louder Than Bombs” promotional t-shirt, a black Ducati motorcycle jacket, and white D&G sunglasses. He walks up to Mr. Peterson's desk and coughs.

Mr. Peterson: Can I help you?

NIN: Yeah uh, what the hell’s going on tonight?

Mr. Peterson: You have a match with Lbm.

NIN: Yeah I know. I mean the match, you’ve seen the marquee. “Champion vs. Champion” what the hell does that mean exactly!?

Mr. Peterson: That’s just hype, obviously. Lbm hasn’t qualified for a GHC title match so you’re belt isn’t on the line.

NIN: So I guess I should go get ready for my FHT Hardcore Title match then?

Mr. Peterson: Don’t bother; FHT is not sanctioning any Hardcore Title match tonight.

NIN: So then what are we doing? I don’t have a contract with you people, you can’t just put me in meaningless exhibition matches—

Mr. Peterson: Oh there’s nothing meaningless about your match, and it’s not an exhibition, it’s a GHC qualifying match!

The fans cheer the announcement.

NIN: How dare you!—

Mr. Peterson: How dare I what, do my job!? You’re going to go out there tonight and have a qualifying match with Lbm. I know you’re not a regular competitor here, but if you want to hawk that DVD of yours on our airwaves you’re gonna have to start doing a little more work.

NIN: Whatever! Fine, I’ll give Lbm a qualifying match, but it won’t matter, cause I’m just going to win.

The fans boo as NIN arrogantly walks out of Mr. Peterson’s office. Mr. Peterson looks annoyed, and then gets back to writing memos as Legacy goes to the next segment…

[The F'N Legend Lbm]

Nothing Else Matters hits...

Pyrotechnics explode all over the ramp way and over the top of the big screen as the reigning FHT Hardcore Champion, The F'N Legend Lbm makes his way down the aisle accompanied by his fiance RDJ's Mother Vickie.

Lbm goes to ringside and hugs and kisses his five sons who are all sitting ringside for this match all wearing Lbm t-shirts. Lbm's sons are booed by the crowd. They are protected by three big black security guards.

Lbm who is wearing the FHT Hardcore Championship around his waist climbs up on the announce table and poses for the crowd. He pulls RDJ's mother Vickie up onto the table too and the two share a lingering kiss to more boos.

Gary King:
You gotta question bringing out his five sons here for this match with NIN Horror. They are saying that Simz will never wrestle again following his match with NIN Horror on the pay per view!

A-Damn Hater:
I feel sorry for those five boys. They got a real douche bag for a father in Lbm. No offence grandparent Wally Wilson! You know I'd forgotten all about you being Lbm's two sons grandfather.

Wally Wilson:
Believe me I've been trying to forget too. Homer Gervais and Elvis Sinatra are two good boys who got stuck with a lousy father. Thankfully Lbm has very little to do with the upbringing of them and my Sally does a wonderful job.

Kick Push (Instrumental) hits...

Lupe Fiasco blasts out loud in the arena as the first ever ELITE Global Honored Crown title holder makes his way down the aisle for this qualifying match between him and Lbm. NIN Horror is booed by the majority of fans in the arena while some smarks in the arena cheer him.

NIN Horror jumps up on the apron and looks coldly at Lbm as he climbs methodically through the ropes and stands square in the middle of the ring daring Lbm to come and get some. Both champions stand with their belts both around their waist as Lbm shouts some obscentities back at NIN Horror.

The referee calls for both men to take off their belts and they do as Leon Spinx passes them both to the outside. This fight has a big fight style atmosphere as the crowd boo the ringing of the bell obviously cause they dont like either man much.


Wally Wilson:
The majority of the crowd don't like either of these two. There are some mild cheers for both from different sections of the crowd. Both men have cult like status on the internet depending on what style you prefer.

A-Damn Hater:
The first ever meeting between these two. Hard to believe when NIN Horror and Lbm have both been in ELITE over two years. Right now in 2008 - they are two of the biggest ELITE names there is.

Gary King:
Some trivia for you... When his tag team partner and fellow ELITE tag team champion Ryan Reynolds was released, Lbm selected NIN Horror to partner him in defending them belts against Blue & Crusher Casey in February 2007 beginning their 10 month reign with the belts.

The bell has been rung as Lbm seems reluctant to lock up with NIN Horror twice wriggling out of it and shakes his head. NIN's eyes are focused on Lbm as Lbm does a thumbs up out of the ring to his sons. They lock up a third time with this time Lbm winning it and knocking NIN Horror down.

Lbm seizes his oppurtunity and kicks at NIN Horror on the mat but NIN pulls Lbm down and immediately has him in an ankle lock style submission. Lbm wriggles to the ropes quickly breaking it. NIN is forced to as Lbm crawls to the outside.

NIN Horror shouts at Lbm to get back into the ring. Lbm jumps back up on the apron. NIN Horror dares him to come in. Lbm does so and the two lock up again this time with NIN connecting right. Lbm is put in a full nelson by NIN.

Lbm screams out in pain as NIN applies pressure. Lbm struggles around the ring to get through. He climbs up the ropes and tries to jump back but NIN pulls him around and around. Lbm is in trouble here as he tries it again. Lbm still in the full nelson gets up on the second rope. NIN Horror outsmarts him and releases it and Lbm falls hard onto the mat on his back.

Wally Wilson:
Ouch. NIN Horror just made a fool of Lbm right here in front of his family and his new girlfriend - Reverend Daddy Joe's Mother Vickie.

Gary King:
Lbm can not out wrestle NIN Horror. There is no question that NIN Horror is probably the most gifted technical wrestler we have in this company aside from maybe Red Ninja. Lbm needs to fight him. He needs to play dirty.

A-Damn Hater:
I agree with Gary King. NIN Horror is flawless in that squared circle. If Lbm can get him outside of the ring - thats were Lbm is at his most dangerous.

Lbm gets back up to his feet feeling his back sore from the fall. NIN Horror smirks back at Lbm now as Lbm waves him off and goes to climb out of the ring. Lbm jumps off the apron in front of his kids as he turns his attentions away from NIN.

Lbm gets a hug from his son Robert (9), as NIN Horror showing no emotion leaps out of the ring and jerks Lbm away from his son. Robert is hurt as you see the youngster holding his arm and starting to cry.

Lbm yells back at NIN Horror who shoves Lbm into his kids. Lbm knocks down Robert (9) and John (10). The two younger boys are scared. Lbm lashes back at NIN Horror as the two begin a fist fight on the outside.

The crowd really hot up now as both men are now fighting it out. Lbm hits some hard shots to NIN Horror. But NIN fights him off and throws him into the ringpost head first. Lbm goes down as NIN Horror turns his attentions to Lbm's sons.

Gary King:
Come on now NIN this isn't right. Thats a man's family. Thats his kids. Beat him in the ring - but don't scare them kids. They ain't done nothing.

Wally Wilson:
They shouldn't be out here damn it. What the hell was Sally thinking letting Lbm bring the boys out here to see Lbm against NIN Horror for christ's sake.

A-Damn Hater:
I think NIN's just playing guys. He's cool. He's just giving a show.

NIN Horror has knocked Lbm out by throwing his head first into the ring post. He laughs in the face of Lbm's kids who boo him. Lbm's youngest two twin sons (aged 3) are holding their hands over their eyes as Eitthan is shouting "fuck you" toward NIN. He is joined by Lbm's son John (aged 10) who does the finger at NIN.

NIN picks Lbm up now and lifts him up into a slam and then drops him head first on the side of the ring apron in front of them. Lbm is out of it here as NIN Horror is goading Lbm's family. NIN gets right in the face of Lbm's son Eitthan and yells at him to hit him. Eitthan goes to hit him as NIN grabs his wrist and jerks him over the baricade.

NIN Horror punches Eitthan to the ground as the fans go wild. Lbm's son John leaps over the baricade and jumps off it onto NIN Horror. NIN catches him as the youngster pounds away on NIN's face. NIN throws the kid across the ringside area to loud boos from the crowd.

NIN puts his hand in the face of Lbm's son Robert (9) and shoves him back into Lbm's two young sons (3). The security guards leap into action as one grabs NIN Horror and attempts to take him out. NIN Horror piledrives him on the outside and then DDTs the other guard as Wally Wilson and the third security guard have grabbed Lbm's two young sons and got them out of there.

NIN picks up Eitthan and drags him over to the broadcast table. He stands up on it picking up Lbm's son Eitthan. Tombstone piledriver breaks the table. Lbm's son John is lying on the arena floor after being flung by NIN Horror as officials burst down to the ring.

The referee is trying to stop NIN Horror as finally a bell is rung. NIN Horror kicks John as he is being dragged away. Lbm gets up and sees his sons lying. Lbm tries to get at NIN yelling "you fucking bastard". Lbm is seething. He gives up trying to get NIN as he attends to his young sons John and Robert who is crying and holding his arms.

There are officials and security everywhere now at ringside as fans boo NIN Horror who just sunk to a new low. NIN Horror gets his title belt and smirks as he is led away up the aisle and a distraught Lbm looks over his sons. Gary King has left the commentary table and Leon Spinx (both friends with Lbm in real life) and are attending to John and Robert who Lbm is hugging.

Eitthan is lying in the broken commentary table being attended to by paramedics. A-Damn Hater stands at the broken commentary table the only announcer left at his desk. Wally Wilson (grandfather of Lbm's youngest sons) has left with his grandkids.

A-Damn Hater:
NIN Horror has just made a statement here tonite! He took Lbm's family apart here in what we thought was gonna be an exciting match to qualify for the Global Honored Crown.

What I understand is that Lbm was declared the winner although they didn't announce it by disqualification which I guess means that next week it'll be Lbm/NIN Horror 2 for the Global Honored Crown which should be a good one.

But man I don't think Lbm is thinking about that now. Lbm's son Eitthan (18) has been pildriven through our table. His son John aged 10 was flung crudely across ringside there and has just been given a neckbrace. Robert 9 had his arm cruelly jerked by NIN and was pushed onto chairs.

If NIN Horror wanted to prove himself here and make a statement he did just that! And we're gonna see this match next week. Lbm vs NIN Horror for the Global Honored Crown. Thats gonna be a hellish fight. Man. We're gonna go to a break here.

Eitthan is loaded onto a stretcher as is Lbm's son John. A replay shows of the boy leaping from the baricade onto NIN and NIN catching him and then throwing him across the ringside about 7ft like a ragdoll. Lbm holds his son Robert who is holding his arm and crying.

Lbm shouts "I'm gonna kill him". "I'm gonna fucking kill him" as we see shots of the crowd of some children crying and people looking disgusted at the actions of NIN Horror. Lbm's girlfriend RDJ'S Mother Vickie has left the ringside to check on Lbm's twin sons.

The show goes to commercial after this unfortunate scene.

[Blade]

[“Linchpin” by Fear Factory plays out of the PA systems. Blade steps out from the curtain, his flame pyros streaming behind him. Blade heads down the ramp, slapping the hands of a couple of fans, the reaction he is receiving mixed between cheers and boos. Blade just ignores this, climbing into the ring as his music fades out. “Remember the Name” by Fort Minor plays next, signalling the entrance of ELITES newest signee. A shower of golden pyro streams down onto the stage as Ace steps from the backstage area. The crowd are united in their opinion of Ace, the booing clearly resonating through the arena. Ace taunts the crowd on his way down the ring, climbing in and walking over to Blade as his music fades out. “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed plays straight after. “Sick” Nick, obviously still pissed off with the Ulster situation, storms out from the backstage area, title belt in hand. He storms down the ramp, passing his title belt to the referee as he reaches the bottom of the ramp. His music cuts out and “Down” by Motorgrater hits. The Soul Reaper steps out from behind the curtain, title belt strapped around his waist, he walks down the ramp and joins Nick at the bottom. Reaper takes off his tag belt and gives it to the referee. Both men slide into the ring.]

Erik Knight: The following contest is the tag team title match. The challengers in this match “The Sharpest Edge” Blade & Ace Andrews. And their opponents, current, reigning and defending champions, “Sick” Nick & The Soul Reaper.


[The bell rings to get this match underway. Blade faces off against Nick. Both men meet in the centre of the ring, nose to nose. After the standoff, they start trading blows. Nick gains the upper hand, forcing Blade backwards. Nick whips Blade off the ropes. Nick goes for a drop kick. But Blade grabs the rope, stopping his run. Nick misses completely, crashing to the floor. Nick quickly gets to his feet but is forced backward by Blade. Blade whips Nick towards the ropes. Nick bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by Blade. Blade drops to the mat, laying face down. Nick jumps Blade on the rebound. Blade gets to his feet and throws Nick across the ring with an arm drag. Blade charges at Nick who is quickly on his feet. Nick returns the favour and executes an arm drag on Blade. Blade gets to his knee and attempts a back sweep kick. But Nick jumps over Blades leg. Blade uses his momentum and spins to his feet. Nick attempts to clothesline Blade but both men have the same idea and knock each other to the mat. In synch, both men nip up, facing each other in a standoff. This gets a good reaction from the crowd. Blade half turns to face Ace, who has a bewildered look on his face. He seems to mouth the words "What are they cheering for?". Blade just shrugs his shoulders and turns back towards Nick, but is knocked to the floor with a stiff clothesline. Ace, in frustration, attempts to climb in the ring but is cut off by the referee. Nick covers Blade.

1......kickout

Nick gets to his feet and tags in Reaper. Reaper wastes no time in going after Blade. Reaper stomps on Blades chest, forcing him back down to the mat. Reaper repeatedly stomps on Blades chest, essentially pinning him to the floor. Reaper drops an elbow down on Blades chest. Reaper gets to his feet and quickly drops a second elbow before Blade has a chance to react. Reaper covers.

1.....kickout

Reacting quickly, Reaper readjusts himself and attacks Blade with forearms. Blade blocks, and grabs Reapers head, pulling it towards him. Blade head butts Reaper, dazing him. Blade pushes to his feet as Reaper shakes off the effects of the head butt. Blade attempts a straight punch but Reaper bats Blades hand away. Reaper spins with backhand which is ducked by Blade. Blade executes a side kick to the chest, but Reaper blocks. Blade quickly jumps up with a spinning back kick which is ducked by Reaper. Reaper attempts a leg sweep but Blade jumps over. Reaper, using his momentum, spins right around and hits Blade with a kick to the gut. Blade stumbles backwards to his corner, dropping to a knee. Blade looks at Reaper, who has a smug look. Blade reaches up and tags in Blade, who then rolls out of the ring. Ace looks slightly hesitant to climb into the ring, walking half way along the apron. Reaper beckons Ace into the ring, but Ace just flips him the bird. Reaper charges at Ace, who pulls down the top rope. But Reaper has it scouted and stops himself from going over the top rope. However, Blade is waiting and grabs Reapers leg, causing him to lose his footing. Reaper tumbles to the floor, while on the outside, Blade taps his forehead with his finger. Ace takes the advantage, leaping over the springing himself over the top rope, landing a leg drop on Reapers chest. Ace goes for the cover

1.....ropebreak

Reaper casually puts his foot up on the rope. Ace gets to his feet, stomping on that leg. Ace drags Reaper into the centre of the ring and attempts to put Reaper into a sharpshooter. Blade, having since climbed back onto the apron, gives Ace his encouragement. Ace turns Reaper over, but quickly flips Ace out of the hold. Ace shows his agility and rolls to a standing position. Reaper pushes to his feet, but is hit with a high angle dropkick. Reaper crashes to the mat. Ace climbs up the turnbuckle, facing away from the ring. Reaper is getting back to his feet in the ring. Ace leaps off with a moonsault. Reaper catches Ace on this shoulder. Reaper slams Ace down hard to the mat. Reaper tags in Nick. Nick climbs into the ring and aggressively attacks Ace, who unsuccessfully blocks most of the blows. Nick quickly gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes. Nick drops a fist down on Aces forehead. Nick, the momentum still flowing, pulls Ace to his feet and whips him into the corner. Nicks runs at Ace, raising a knee to his gut. Nick hits Ace with a flurry of chops, before sitting him on the top rope. Nick climbs up onto the second rope, facing into the ring. Nick grabs Ace by the head and jumps off with a modified Diamond Cutter. They hit the mat hard, but Nick quickly shakes off the effect of the fall and gets to his feet, repositioning Ace in the process. Nick climbs back up the turnbuckle, ascending to the top rope. Nick jumps off, attempting a Hudson Hangover. But Blade has climbed into the ring and drags Ace away from the impact. Nick crashes hard to the floor as Blade climbs back onto the apron, having dragged Ace to their corner. Blade tags himself in. Nick, using the ropes to assist him, has managed to get up on one knee. Blade runs at the ropes on the opposite side and bounces back. Blade hits Nick with a stiff kick to the side of the head. Nick falls onto the middle rope, half his body out of the ring*. Blade climbs a nearby turnbuckle, taunting Reaper. Blade leaps to the outside the ring, dropping his leg across the back of Nicks head.**

The blow forces Nick to the ringside area. Blade slaps the hands of a couple of crowd members, obviously still divided in their opinion of Blade. Nick is up on a knee, holding the back of his head. Blade advances on Nick, but is stopped when Soul Reaper hops off the ring apron and stands in between then. Blade, hesitating slightly, just looks at Reaper. Blade starts talking trash at Reaper, who simply tells Blade to bring it. Nick is now back on his feet, standing just behind Reaper. The crowd’s volume seemingly increases. Reaper and Nick look up into the ring, but it’s too late. Ace suddenly comes flying over the top rope with a somersault plancha, landing on top of them both. Ace gets to his feet and high fives Blade.

Action Replay A shot outside the ring is shown. Ace is to his feet near the middle of the ring. On the outside, at the very bottom of the shot you can see Nick, Reaper and Blade. Ace looks outside and sees the small gathering. He charges at the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and bounces back. When he reaches the ropes, he leaps over with a somersault plancha, crashing down on Nick and Reaper.

Back to the live action, Blade is brawling with Nick, while Ace is brawling with Reaper. Blade slams Nicks head down on the commentary desk. Meanwhile, Ace has whipped Reaper against the steel steps. Reaper crashes against the steps shoulder first. On the other side of the ring, Blade is arguing with the referee, who is telling him to return to the ring. Blade gives in, rolling Nick under the bottom rope. On the outside, Ace advances on Reaper; however Reaper was playing possum and hits Ace with a Reapercutter. Reaper climbs back up onto the apron, leaving Ace down on the floor. Inside the ring, Blade has Nick propped up in one of the corner turnbuckles. Blade barges his shoulder into Nicks gut. Blade grabs Nicks arm and drags Nick from the corner before placing him into a front face lock. Blade hits a snap suplex on Nick. However, Blade uses his momentum and rolls back to his feet, not losing his grip on Nick. Blade lifts Nick up into the air, bringing him back down with a standing Brainbuster. Yet again, Blade refuses to let go of his grip and rotates his hips, pulling Nick back to his feet again. Again Blade lifts up Nick in the air, bringing him down with a sit out front facebuster, completing the DisasterPlex. Blade goes for the cover.

1.....2...........kickout

Blade, unhappy with the count, goes to argue with the referee. Nick, obviously not as injured as it seemed, begins to crawl quickly towards the corner for a tag. Nick is almost there, tips of the less than a CM away. Suddenly, Reaper is dragged from the apron by Ace on the outside. Reaper turns to face Ace, but is hit with THE FLOP. Blade turns back to Nick, who is now sitting in the corner, and looks perplexed at to what has happened. Blade looks to Ace for answers, who merely waves it away and climbs back onto the apron. Blade grabs Nick’s leg, dragging him to the opposite corner. Blade tags in Ace, who leaps over the top rope. Blade tells Ace to grab Nicks other leg, smiling slightly sickly. Ace looks slightly confused, until Blade whispers in his ear, Aces ace suddenly matching Blades look. Ace grabs Nicks other leg and looks to Blade. Both men begin a countdown. “3.....2.....1”. Blade and Ace wrench Nick’s legs apart with a wishbone. Nicks face tells the whole story, he is in total agony. Blade just laughs as he climbs to the apron. Ace continues the assault, raining blow after blow to Nicks head. Ace gets to his feet, before hitting a standing moonsault on Nick. Ace gets back to his feet before unexpectedly blasting Reaper with a hard right, knocking him to the floor. Ace, taking the advantage, locks in the WILDCARD on Nick. Ace puts pressure down on Nicks back, whose looking frantically around for a way out. Nick decides to go for the nearby rope to break the hold. He slowly manages to crawl closer and closer, Ace futilely trying to stop him. Nick grabs the ropes, causing the referee to tell Ace to break. But Ace refuses and the referee begins the count.

1......2.......3......4

Ace, with a sudden burst of strength, drags Nick back to the centre of the ring, locking the hold in tighter to prevent Nick from moving anymore. The crowd are booing heavily at this point. Blade turns to face the crowd, seemingly asking them why they are booing. However, Blade fails to notice Reaper climbing in the ring at Aces blindspot. Reaper grabs the back to Aces head, slamming him face first to the mat with a bulldog. The crowd cheer at this and turns around, seeing Ace down and Reaper in the ring. Blade quickly scrambles into the ring, leaping at Reaper and knocking him to the floor with a forearm. All hell breaks loose, the action hard to follow. Strikes are traded between all 4 men. Blade ends up giving Reaper a clothesline, both men sailing over the top rope to the floor below. Inside the ring, Nick has used the confusion to shake the cobwebs from his head. Nick runs at the ropes, bouncing off them, running towards a standing Ace. Nick grabs Ace, and using his momentum hits Ace with a running tornado DDT. Both men are down. Meanwhile, Blade and Reaper have both climbed back to their corners, urging their partners on. In the ring, both men start the slow crawl towards there corner. Nick is close, and Blade sees it. Blade attempts to climb into the ring, but the referee has it anticipated and stands in the way. Ace has used the ropes to get to a knee, but Nick makes the tag. Reaper charges into the ring, knocking Ace back to the floor with a clothesline. Blade has managed to get into the ring, but is cut off by Reaper. Reaper whips Blade at the ropes. Blade bounces back and is lifting into the air by Reaper. Blade crashes face first on the mat after Reapers flapjack. Ace is on his feet again, and locks his arms around Reaper from behind, constricting his arms. Reaper sharply swings his head backwards, hitting Ace in the face. Aces grip loosens slightly. Reaper does it again, but Ace reacts quickly, dropping to his knee. Ace brings his forearm up between Reapers legs, hitting him with a low blow. Blade has grabbed the referee, distracting him from the illegal blow. Ace grabs Reapers head, pulling it backward. Reaper crashes backwards over Aces knee. Meanwhile, Blade has climbed up to the top rope. Blade leaps off with Shooting Star Press. But Blade continues his rotation, slamming an elbow down across Reapers chest.***

Nick is back on his feet, hitting Blade from behind. Blade falls between the middle rope to the outside. Nick sets up Ace for a “Sick” Bomb, lifting him into a cross powerbomb position. But before Nick can slam Ace to the mat, the lights go out in the arena. On the big screen we see Ulster in the production truck with his hand over a big red button that says ‘Do Not Push’. Ulster mockingly covers his mouth with his hand.

Ulster: Whoops! Was I not supposed to press this?

He scoffs and laughs as the crowd boos.Ulster then does a very obvious yawn towards the camera

Ulster: Yawn, yawn, yawn. “Sick” Nick scores a victory with his partner. Blade and the rookie come up short. Story of your life, eh Blade.

He laughs. In the ring, “Sick” Nick walks towards the ropes facing the big screen and leans on them, his face filled with rage.

Ulster: You see Nick, when you attacked me from behind it showed me that you weren’t going to play nice. I could have been a gentleman about this, I could have been professional. I could have played nice. But no. That’s not what you wanted. You wanted to be good out extreme “Sick” Nick didn’t you?

Ulster puts on a very camp voice mocking “Sick” Nick

Ulster: Let’s throw microwave doors at each other! Lets get the knives and forks out! Oh aren’t I just so extreme!

He laughs and speaks normally again

Ulster: Well I too can take extreme measures. Instead of allowing you to bore this audience with your lack of in ring skill, I decided to do what all those fat lazy slobs in the arena and watching at home just cannot muster the strength to do-waddle….

Ulster waddles across the screen

Ulster: …and pick up that control box and turn you off.

Ulster uses his thumb to motion as if he is pushing the off button on a TV remote control. He then sighs and looks down the lens of the camera

Ulster: Oh Nick, you are growing very tiresome. Be a good boy, do what you do best and run away won’t you? This is just the start of the annoyance I can cause when you don’t play by the rules. Your mediocrity cannot be allowed, nor tolerated, nor celebrated any longer.

The lights go up in the arena again and we see Ulster standing in the ring. The crowd erupts “Sick” Nick turns run and Ulster runs at him, Goring him to the mat. Nick lies, crumpled on the mat as Ulster roars to his feet, rips off his T-shirt and throws it in the crowd. Nick ends up rolling out of the ring , as the referee kicks Ulster out of the ring. Ulster just turns his back and walks out, the damage done. Blade is now back in the ring, and picks up Reaper into a gory special. Blade walks to the centre of the ring. Blade cranks the move, before converting it into a sitout piledriver****

Blade flips Reaper onto his back, as Ace climbs up the turnbuckle. Ace leaps off with a Shoot Star Press, crashing down on top of Reaper. Ace pins Reaper.

1.........2.........................3NEW CHAMPIONS

The bell rings to end this match. The referee passes Blade and Ace their newly won tag team titles. The referee tries to raise the winners hands, but Ace just bats him away. Blade and Ace go to opposite corners, climbing to the second rope, lifting the belt in the air. The crowds opinion is very mixed at this point, most people unsure of the decision. Blade climbs out of the ring a gets a small beer cooler out from under the ring. Blade climbs back in, passing a beer to Ace. Blade gets a beer for himself, toasting Ace. They drink throw back the contents, with Blade pouring half the can on top of the lifeless body of the Soul Reaper. Ace also searches through his pockets, throwing an Ace card down onto Reaper. Blade and Ace leave the ring, as the camera pans around at the bodies of Nick and Reaper. The FHT/ELITE logo is shown, signalling the end of this weeks show.]

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*AKA, set up for the 619
**Blade Trademark Move: Final Cut
*** www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV7KILrS-gE (First move)
****AKA a Barry White Driver www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI2gPUANwM4 (And also Blades new finisher)