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Post by _the j-man on Aug 28, 2008 18:29:18 GMT -5
_the j-man: Oh you knew you couldn't have a wedding without me! [The crowd erupts into a thunderous ovation as _the j-man and the two women go back into the limo and out the door. As the two women quickly go to Dark Angel & Eitthan to keep them company, _the j-man walks to Lbm and the two embrace each other with a hug.Lbm: You actually made it, you bugger! I thought you were going to flake out on me you wank. _the j-man: And possibly miss out on failed marriage #2, to the same woman no less! I wouldn't miss it for the world, it's better then American soap-opera's! Lbm: How have you been?! The boys are going to love to see you tonight. It's been so long man. I see you already brought company for the boys, Daniel & Eitthan. Nice, nice. I like it. [The four men and two women start walking through the special entrance to the Wedding this evening. _the j-man looks to both Dark Angel & Eitthan.]_the j-man: Jesus, Eitthan! You need to lay off the cigarettes and booze, you're looking older than your old man over here! Lbm: Come on now... The boy is just ugly, he wasn't graced with my good-looks. _the j-man: And Angel... Since when did you clean-up so nice and not be so completely goth? Hmm? Dark Angel: Just a special occasion. Has smoking all that weed made you bankrupt yet? _the j-man: Oh hush. You wished you were retired too. Southern California beaches and white women? What more can I ask for in Los Angeles? [Everyone laughs, as they make it into the special reception area for the Wedding this evening as the crowd cheers, we cut to a commerical break.]
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Post by scorchedmask on Aug 28, 2008 19:56:41 GMT -5
As Legacy comes back from commercial, barging out of Keith Williams General Manager's office, is a slightly frustrated Scorched Mask. As he walks down the hallway, he bumps into Extreme Mayhem and General Grood. The three men stare each other down.
Grood: Boy, what happen with Murder1...
Mayhem: Yeah, this isn't how it was suppose to go down. We just wanted you to show us some respect.
Grood: At least you took your punishment with dignity.
General Grood points at Mask's slightly exposed bandages barely visible under his hood.
Mayhem: Come on, want us to say it, we apologize. How the hell we know Murder1 was going to react the way he did?
Grood: Forget it, let him stir. Let's get the hell out of here.
Extreme Mayhem and General Grood begin to turn around only to have Scorched Mask grab them by both shoulders and stopping their turn. Mayhem and Grood turn their heads towards Mask only for Mask to begin snickering to himself. Unamused Mayhem and Grood begin to head off only for Mask to finally break his silence.
Mask: Not so fast. You think I'm done? You think I'm A-OK? Fuck that. You two self centered jack-asses couldn't beat me so fucking with me was what, your idea of fun?
Mayhem and Grood turn and face Scorched Mask, but neither reply.
Mask: No so you had to wake Murder 1 up and sick that demented freak on me. Well guess what. You want to play; let's play. No more fucking around. Next week on Legacy, it's going to be me versus both of you, in a Hardcore Handicap Match.
Mayhem: Dude, I don't want to deal with this shit.
Mask: The match has already been booked. But don't worry, if you win, I'll concede your superiority and quit.
Grood: No...
Mask: What?
Grood: You ain't getting off that easy. There won't be any quitting but, I may take me a prize.
Mask: Fine. But if I win, you two better completely avoid me from now on. Backstage, outside, where ever. If we come across again, if I win, then you two will be contractually obligated to quit.
Extreme and Grood look at each other for a moment then nod.
Mayhem: Fine, dude.
Scorched Mask walks passed Extreme Mayhem and General Grood and continues walking down the hallway where he accidentally bumps into LBM and his entourage. LBM looks at Scorched Mask annoyed for a second before continuing off.
LBM: Damn rookies... I swear they'd trip over their own feet without some help...
However Scorched Mask quickly speaks right after.
Mask: Congrats LBM... congrats...
Scorched Mask begins to laugh as he continues down the hallway into his dressing room. Meanwhile LBM simply stares at Scorched Mask as he walks away.
LBM: Freaks today... anyways where were we at?
LBM and his entourage continue to talk as they head down the arena hallway. The camera cuts out.
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Aug 29, 2008 5:18:43 GMT -5
Outside The Arena w/ Lbm, Dark Angel, Eitthan & _the j-man!!![/b]
We cut to back outside the arena at the special wedding entrance way. Lbm, DA, Eitthan and _the j-man have all returned outside after getting several photographs taken together inside.
There are a load of fans gathered now being held back by barricades as the crowd are chanting "ONE MORE MATCH" to _the j-man! J-Man is eating all the attention up![/b]
_the j-man:[/b] Mang the atmosphere here tonite is cracking! I have missed this shit I can tell you for nothing.
Lbm:[/b] I can't tell you mang how good it is to see you! Seriously man FHT/ELITE is never the same when you're not around! This has just made this special night - so much more special... *sniff*... I said I wasn't gonna do this ... *sniff sniff*
_the j-man:[/b] Mang are you... are you crying?
Lbm:[/b] I have something in my eye okay!
Dark Angel:[/b] You didn't cry when I showed up and surprised you at the stag night?
Lbm is handed a tissue by son Eitthan (18) as he wipes away tears from his face. J-man is laughing at him as Dark Angel seems annoyed that Lbm didn't cry for him.
Eitthan is looking to change the subject as a huge luxury coach with the words PRIVATE on the front pulls up aside the red carpet. The door opens as out steps the entire contents of the coach.
Out first steps The Peep's Champ! The fans cheer. Then HBV1... the fans cheer stops as confusion sets in. Then Lance Nomak steps out. Sean Moore. The Peep's Champ. Gambit. The Peep's Champ. The Awaken One. The Peep's Champ. HBV1 etc, etc...[/b]
Eitthan:[/b] Dad who are they?
_the j-man:[/b] You got to be kidding me? Holy fuck!
Lbm:[/b] Its... The Chase Look-a-likies!!!
_the j-man:[/b] Man I recognise some of them! Them eight guys... Mistah JJ! Well one or at least two of them is! Mang - theres HBV1... and there's another one. Oh my gawd and another one! Mang am I tripping?
Lbm:[/b] Its a wedding. These guys have been just as a big a part of my life as anyone. I couldn't have a wedding without these guys! We gotta get a picture with all these guys!
Dark Angel:[/b] There is more Chase look-a-likies here in Vegas tonite than Elvis impersonators! Man that coach is full! Hey will the real Chase Stapleton please stand up?
Eitthan:[/b] We're gonna have a problem here!!!
The Chase Look-a-likies all make their way inside the arena, each one looking absolutely ridiciulous. There must be about 50 of them as _the j-man has took the time out to shake hands with all of them!
Another limousine pulls up with yet more wedding guests as the driver gets out and opens the door as an old man with a walking stick and a hat with cork attached the whole way round the side gets out. The man gets a hell of a cheer as his daughter steps out and comes running towards Lbm screaming and hugging him![/b]
Eitthan:[/b] Who are they?
_the j-man:[/b] That Eitthan is Trippy P Senior and Tracey P (Trippy's sister) all the way from Austrailia!
Eitthan:[/b] But Lbm hates Trippy P... why would his dad and sister come to this wedding?
_the j-man:[/b] They don't get FHT/ELITE in Austrailia. They believe Trippy and Lbm are best friends... and who's gonna be the one to break it to them that they ain't!
Eitthan:[/b] Tracey's kinda cute isn't she...
Lbm:[/b] Mr Trippy P Senior sir, it is an absolute honor to have you here tonite! Is this your first time in America?
Trippy P Senior:[/b] This is the first time I'd been here. Heck I ain't even been on a plane before until yesterday. But it was worth it to come see my son's best friend Lbm getting married. Your looking great - what happened your nose?
Lbm:[/b] I got into a fight!
Trippy P Senior:[/b] Against who... you tell me and I'll tell Trippy and we can sort this guy for you!
Eitthan:[/b] Hey I'm Eitthan... I'm Lbm's son! *to Tracey P*
Tracey P:[/b] How are you... I'm Tracey P. I'm Trippy's baby sister! Are you a wrestler too? Your awfully strong looking...
Eitthan:[/b] Yeah I'm in training!
Trippy P Senior:[/b] Is that bathroom inside Lbm? All them hours in the taxi. We'll catch up with you later on. And good luck! Come on Tracey.
Tracey P:[/b] Yes dad. Maybe I'll see you inside then Eitthan a little later. Maybe get a dance at the reception or something?!
Eitthan:[/b] Yeah I'd love that! That be really good. See ya!
Trippy P Senior and Tracey P head inside the building as DA, Lbm and _the j-man are all looking at a very red faced Eitthan! They all make fun of him as he watches Tracey P heading inside.
All four men are in great spirits as another limousine pulls up outside the arena. The driver gets out and opens the door as out steps the former WWE Diva Trish Stratus. She gets a huge reaction from everyone as Eitthan leaves everyone and runs down and hugs her.[/b]
Dark Angel:[/b] Holy crap! Do you see who I see? Thats Trish frickin Stratus! I love her! 100% Stratusfaction! Man I grew up watching her in the WWE! How do you know her?
Lbm:[/b] You kidding me?
_the j-man:[/b] Were you been living?
Dark Angel:[/b] What?
Lbm:[/b] How many times have I told you about my first wife... Eitthan's mom?!
Dark Angel:[/b] Yeah Patricia something...
Lbm:[/b] Which is shortened to?
Dark Angel:[/b] TRISH? TRISH? You were married to Trish Stratus? The Trish Stratus? Was she blind? She could have done a lot better than you... Man how did you blow that one... Thats Trish Stratus... you should have held on to her!?!
Lbm:[/b] Excuse me?
Dark Angel:[/b] Sally's lovely! She's gorgeous! Of course she is... but Trish is famous! I mean - I have posters of your ex wife in my bedroom at my mom's house! I mean... damn! Why did no one ever tell me this?
Lbm:[/b] I assumed everyone knew! Trish... nice of you to make it!
Trish Stratus:[/b] You know I always enjoy your weddings Dijon! I've never missed one yet. I hope you and Sally make a proper go of it this time! I trust you've been looking after Eitthan! I see he's been drinking tonite!
Eitthan:[/b] Mom I'm 18 now! You gotta let go. Its a special night! How's the yoga going?
Dark Angel:[/b] I love yoga heeheehee.
Trish Stratus:[/b] Its fine. Business is good!
Dark Angel:[/b] I love businesses! They're cool! Heheehee
_the j-man:[/b] Trish your looking beautiful as usual!
Lbm:[/b] You know Curve's inside?
Trish Stratus & _the j-man:[/b] Is he?
Lbm:[/b] He came in earliar. His usual condescending self - went straight in to see Trippy and Keith! Honestly if Eitthan hadn't of wanted him here... I wouldn't have invited him!
Dark Angel:[/b] So let me get all this information together in my head cause I wasn't around in the old days. Lbm you were married to Trish! But Trish was with Curve before that. Curve thought he was Eitthan's dad! But Eitthan's dad was you Lbm! Meanwhile _the j-man - your best friend Lbm. He was actually Curve's son!
Lbm:[/b] Yep!
_the j-man:[/b] Yep!
Eitthan:[/b] Yep thats it!
Trish Stratus:[/b] Yep correct!
Dark Angel:[/b] Thats some hillbilly shit right there! Anyway... Trish I was wondering if perhaps we could catch up later - maybe have a dance at the reception!
Trish Stratus:[/b] No thank you.
Lbm:[/b] Ouch!!! That'll teach to hit on my ex wife!!!
scene ends
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Post by tpc on Aug 29, 2008 10:36:42 GMT -5
[The cameras are in the back following Lbm who appears to be in a big hurry as he cuts around a corner and rushes into the bath room closing the stall door behind him as Question Mark peeks around out of the stall beside him before he walks out and stares into the mirror]
Sean Moore: I see you tried the brownies mother's special recipe for the bad boys maybe you should have SEAN MOORE when you looked at them HaHaHaHa
Lbm: Who is that
Gambit: Don't you know my name Mon Ami HaHaHaHa
Lbm: You better tell me who you are or else
[Suddenly fart noises come from the stall that Lbm is in]
The Awaken One: Phew that has Awaken me and it smells like someone needs a diaper change HaHaHaHa
Lbm: This isn't funny its my wedding night
Mistah J.J.: No the funny part is I ran out of rolling papers and the only paper I could find was the toilet paper in your stall HaHaHaHa
Lbm: No No No you gotta be kidding me
Prankzilla: You know what they say old friend if your not laughing the Prank has gotta be on you HaHaHaHa
Lbm: You gotta find me more toilet paper
The Playah: Sorry Playah we all out HaHaHaHa
Lbm: Come on its my wedding night
The Billionaire: Maybe I'll just have to give her a Billion reasons to leave you HaHaHaHa
Lbm: I'll kill you
Jason Pierce: You know Pierce her in ways you've not been able to HaHaHaHa
Lbm: Your......
[Suddenly more fart nosies come from the stall]
Lance Nomak: And I thought I was in a bread of my own thats some serious sickage you have going on HaHaHaHa
Lbm: Your......
[Suddenly more fart nosies come from the stall]
Adam Cage: Seriously they need to put you in a cage or something HaHaHaHa
Lbm: Your......
[Suddenly more fart nosies come from the stall]
Satan's Advocate: This is worst then a nightmare its realllll HaHaHaHa
Lbm: Your......
[Suddenly more fart nosies come from the stall]
The Peep's Champ: Man seriously I have autographs to sign peep you later HaHaHaHa
[Question Mark walks out of the locker room leaving Lbm there to defend for himself as the camera fades to black] [/i][/center]
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Aug 29, 2008 11:51:30 GMT -5
BACK Outside The Arena w/ Lbm, J-Man & Dark Angel[/b]
The wedding night of the year continues live at FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy as we cut back outside the arena once more. The F'N Legend Lbm is standing still dressed in his white tuxedo covered in his own blood from his earliar match with Trippy P.
He is joined by best men Dark Angel and FHT/ELITE Hall of Famer _the j-man who has showed up here tonite making a shock return for his friend's wedding. Notable by his absense is Lbm's son Eitthan this time round.[/color][/b]
Lbm:[/size] Hey J-man... you ever wish that you could just totally no sell something or someone?
_the j-man:[/size] What you mean mang? You mean like just not acknowledge the crap someone has done before you or to you and just pretend like that shit just never happened?
Lbm:[/size] Like wouldn't it be great if I could just pretend that I didnt go to the bathroom and had the shits moments ago. Like it is my wedding night - shit like that... well quite literally it's shit!!!
_the j-man:[/size] We could just pretend it didn't happen. Like the time you stripped NIN Horror of the ELITE Heavyweight Championship. We could just pretend that what just took place never even happened?!
Lbm:[/size] Thanks j-man!!!
As the men are standing waiting a taxi bus for the disabled pulls up opposite the red carpet. The driver steps out and opens up a back door as a ramp comes out to the ground. From the other side of the taxi comes former FHT diva Sammy. Down the ramp comes someone in a wheel chair... ITS DAVID!!!
Lbm's ex wife, Sammy pushes FHT Hardcore Icon David Hughes up the red carpet to loud applause from everyone as David seems a little shell shocked by it all. Lbm and _the j-man both hug David in his wheel chair as Dark Angel shakes his hand. Lbm kisses Sammy on the cheek too.[/color]
_the j-man:[/b][/size] Davey Boy - it is great to see you! How are you keeping mang?
David:[/b][/size] I'm good j-man! I'm doing good! I'm with a physio five days a week now. I'm excerising. I don't give up hope man. I'm incredibiliy lucky to still be here and I'll come through this! I'll beat this thing!
_the j-man:[/b][/size] I told you... I told you so many times - you keep taking all these high risks and sooner or later it'll catch up to you!
David:[/b][/size] No regrets j-man! I wouldn't take any of it back for the world! But enough of this talk... Lbm - wedding number four!!! Congratulations! Lets just hope you and Sally can keep it together this time!
Lbm:[/b][/size] I'll try my best mate! Thank you for coming. I know it mustn't have been easy getting on the plane and coming here tonite in front of everyone! And Sammy... how are you?
Sammy:[/b][/size] I'm good thanks! Me and Davey are happy! I just can't wait to see the boys John and Robbie... Where are they?
Lbm:[/b][/size] There in side... my mom has got them!
Dark Angel:[/b][/size] So let me get this straight... cause I wasn't around to know all this stuff... like the unholy trinity and your second marriage! Sammy is your ex wife - wife number two! And she goes out with David now again. But she went out with David before that. You used to say Davey was like a little brother to you - but he ain't your brother. But you did technically marry his girlfriend! And your children with Sammy are John and Robbie!
Sammy:[/b][/size] Thats it in a nutshell... They were crazy times I guess looking back o... ... ... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
From out of nowhere a masked man jumps over the baricade onto the red carpet and picks up Sammy and lifts her over his shoulder and runs off with her through the crowd.
Standing watching this _the j-man, Lbm and a very confused Dark Angel are beside David who watches from his wheel chair as Sammy and the masked man disappears into the distance! Dark Angel seems genuinely distressed as everyone else appears cool![/b][/size]
Dark Angel:[/b][/size] Oh my gawd. Oh my gawd. Somebody do something! Guys come on... help me here! Sammy has been...
David & _the j-man[/b][/size] KIDNAPPED!!!
Lbm:[/b][/size] Sammy gets kidnapped all the time DA! Thats probably one of the reasons our marriage didn't last. We'd be in bed and next thing... masked man through the window and she was gone again. Honestly if I had a pound for everytime that girl gets kidnapped!
David:[/b][/size] Don't worry DA, whoever's got her - she'll probably be back in time for the reception! Lbm I'm gonna go inside - it's good to see you guys again! I'll see you during the ceremony!
David wheels himself inside the arena as Lbm, Dark Angel and _the j-man watch him go. The crowd applaud as the Hardcore Icon is a tragic figure. Years of daredevil wreckless moves have cost their hero David greatly.
No sooner is David gone than, another limosuine pulls up. To a loud pop steps out former ELITE Undisputed Champion Aaron Capone alongside Chadwick, Terrell Odom, D'Marcus Brown and some other members of the H8 Klub!
The crowd pops as Aaron Capone does all his trademark poses to the crowd and he even signs a few autographs. Chadwick who never got the same recognition as Capone slaps a few hands. Terrell Odom is booed! D'Marcus Brown and some members of the H8 Klub are cheered![/b][/size]
Aaron Capone:[/b][/size] The champ is here... Yo yo yo - if it isn't my boy Lbm! What the hell man!!! Another wedding? Seriously man I am happy for you! It's great to be here in Vegas baby! J-man... howz it hangin' boy!
_the j-man:[/b][/size] Man I haven't see you guys all together in so long! Member the parties we used to have. Blunts & bitches in every state... those were the days! ELITE was selling out everywhere and we partying so hard!!!
Lbm:[/b][/size] What parties? I don't remember no parties!!!
D'Marcus Brown:[/b][/size] They were special type of illegal parties if you know what I mean franchise! Wasn't quite your style! You were all shacked up with Sally Wilson at the time while we were living like kings! Damn _j-man - you remember that one night... Odom had the munchies and the cops came after us after we trashed that club.
A tinted bus with the WWE corporate logo on the side of it pulls up as D'Mac is speaking. No one barring Lbm and Dark Angel seems to notice it. The fans turn as J-man, D'Mac, Odom, Capone and Chadwick are all talking about their old times together. Dark Angel eyes light up as he sees the WWE representative they have selected![/b][/size]
Aaron Capone:[/b][/size] You were wasted j-man. You spilled that curry over that hooker's lap and then ate of her - and that wasn't all you ate...
Lbm:[/b][/size] Guys look who's here. WWE said they'd send someone tonite! Look who they sent! Man I used to love you. Guys I want you to meet someone - really special to me. Guys this is Michael PS Hayes!!! Michael this is _the j-man, Aaron Capone, Chadwick, Terrell Odom, D'Marcus Brown and some of the H8 Klub!
Michael Hayes stands their wearing a big freaky looking white pinstripe suit with a cane and large top hat looking like some kind of pimp. The rest of the wrestlers stand there and don't mutter a word as Michael Hayes stands there looking rather nervous!
Lbm:[/size] Guys? Whats the matter...
Dark Angel:[/size] Michael... RUN!!!
Michael PS Hayes runs off in a fury as the various ex ELITE wrestlers and _the j-man chase after him. Lbm stands there not knowing what just happened as Dark Angel whispers something in his ear. Lbm's face changes as we can see the wrestlers now in the distance![/b][/size]
Lbm:[/size] Man... Michael Hayes is dead!!! Oh shit... look who it is... she must have got the public bus here. Man look at the shape of that! Who invited her? Was it you?
Dark Angel:[/b][/size] No I didn't invite her! You sent one to Keith didn't you "plus guest". She's gotten a hold that invite! Man she let herself go... Look at the belly poking out of that top. Is she eating a kebab? Smell her... Lbm smell her... She smells of urine and semen! I'm gonna be sick... we can't let her in... ... ... ... SATISFACTION?!?!? WOW BABY... YOU LOOK GREAT! HOW YOU DOING!?!? YOU WANT A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE!?
Lbm:[/b][/size] I'm sure Satisfaction doesn't want a glass of champagne DA! She's probably had enough. Hey Satis... welcome. Didn't think you were gonna come! I don't think Keith is coming. I mean he didnt RSVP?
Satisfaction:[/b][/size] You... you bastard... ... ... I hic* ... ... ... I went through his ... hic* bin and I found the invitation ... ... ... I went through his bin and found his... ... ... invitation to this and I thought I'd come... ... ... hic* I always liked ... ... ... you Little Bum Man!
Dark Angel:[/b][/size] I heard there was a free bar inside if you...
Satisfaction:[/b][/size] I love... ... ... hic* I love all of the... ... ... hic* - where's my Keith? Where is ... ... ... My Keithy kins? Ah I feel sick!
Lbm:[/b][/size] Well don't be sick over me - I've already got blood all over my suit. DA take her in and find Keith's office and he deal with this! Geez first Sunny and now Satisfaction. Whats happening all these ex divas. They let themselves go!
Lbm is standing alone now greeting guests as DA helps Satisfaction inside, Eitthan is still missing and _the j-man and some friends have gone in search of Michael PS Hayes!!![/b][/size]
The Wedding Continues
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Aug 29, 2008 17:47:01 GMT -5
In another lockeroom a group of women are all dressed in Brides maid gowns. Angelica Demonica walks stands infront of a mirrior tying her hair up. Angelica wears a Black Tube Dress and Black Heels.
Bridesmaid 1:Oh my god can you believe that Sally is finally getting married.
Bridesmaid 2:Yeah and to a wrestler of all people.
Angelica turns around.
AD:Not that there's anything wrong with that right.
Bridesmaid 1:Well come on, she could have married a doctor, or a lawyer, but a wrestler.
AD:Hey, there's nothing wrong with wrestling, you meet alot of good people in wrestling.
Soon GAY and Miss Hardcore walk in. GAY wears a hot pink dress as Miss Hardcore wears a suit.
AD:And some interesting ones to.
GAY:Can one of you zip me up?
The bridemaids gag as the scene cuts out.
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Back in the mens lockeroom the FHT wrestlers are still gathered. Fat Tony stands in a chair.
Fat Tony:Lbm thank you for inviting me to your wedding, I hope you are blessed with a child and that it be a masculine child.
Prankster 1 and Prankster 2 are in the midst of an arguement.
Prankster 1:I'm catching the leg garder.
Prankster 2:I'm catching the leg garder.
Killer seperates the two.
Killer;Boys calm down, there's no need to fight and besides if anyone catches the leg garder its me.
A door opens as Red Ninja emerges decked out in a nice Black Suit with a Red Tie. Ninja fixes his collar.
RN:Now you guys got to admit I make this look good.
Killer walks up to Ninja and fixes his tie.
Killer:There you go champ.
RN:Alright now I do.
Scene ends
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Post by Keith Williams on Aug 30, 2008 9:50:40 GMT -5
We head back to the entranceway out of the arena where wedding guest are still arriving. Standing out there to greet each and every one of them are Lbm, Eitthan and Dark Angel.
Dark Angel: Now let me get this straight. Kitik2 wasn't originally suppose to be the 4th member of the revival of the Hardcore Horsemen?
Lbm: Exactly. Actually after the buildup as to the mysterious 4th member, it was going to be...
Just then J-Man comes walking back up to the trio. He is obviously out of breath from chasing after Michael Hayes.
J-Man: He..sure..does..run..fast..for...a...old..white..boy...
Just then a limo pulls up. The driver gets out and opens the door. Out steps three lovely ladies
Lbm: Why I can't believe that they showed up. And I didn't even invite them.
Dark Angel: Who? Who are they?
Lbm: Why its the former FHT Divas. Vanity, Belladonna, and Harley Quinn!
J-Man tries to duck behind Dark Angel
J-Man: God, I hope she didn't see me
Harley Quinn: Hi Mistah J!
J-Man: (softly) Hi Harley
Harley Quinn: Whats wrong Puddin?
D'Marcus and the rest of the H8 Club start to snicker in the back ground. J-Man gives them a look.
J-Man: Um Harley, I don't go by Joker anymore. Its J-Man now. Remember we went over this.
Harley Quinn: Oh yeah. Sorry about that Mistah..I mean J-Man
Harley walks away dejected. Lbm is seen straightening his suit
Lbm: I must have really left a impression on these women. I mean I didn't even invite them and they just had to show up to see me get married.
Lbm walks up to the Divas
Lbm: Ladies, Its good...
Just then Belladonna pulls out a spray bottle and sprays something into Lbm's face. Lbm backs up holding his face
Dark Angel: Yeah, I see you made a real impression on them.
J-Man: Vanity, Its good...
The next thing you know, J-Man is being met with a hard slap across the face!
Vanity: Bastard! You said you were going to call me in the morning.
Dark Angel takes a step back
Dark Angel: Easy there ladies, I wasn't even in FHT when you all were around.
Lbm: rubbing his eyes Ladies, did you just show up to Mace me and slap J-Man?
Belladonna: No. We came because of this.
Belladonna holds out a invitation. Lbm rubs his eyes once more and begins to read the card
Lbm: You are cordially invite to attend the celebration of Trippy P winning the Elite Global Honored title on the 25th of Aug, in the year of our lord 2008... Wait a minute..
Just then Keith Williams steps outside. He is still in his fine armadi suit. But he is holding a glass of aged scotch
Keith Williams: Ladies, I am so glad to see that you got our invitation.
Keith grabs Belladonnas hand and kisses her knuckles
Keith Williams: The party is just getting started. Some of the guest have already arrived. The champagne is chilled to your liking. Just go down the hall here and its the 5th door down. You can't miss it.
The Ladies giggle and head into the arena to the party. Keith turns to walk back in when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see Dark Angel.
Dark Angel: Um..Do you think its possible for me to stop by later?
Keith Williams: Sorry Darkie, We reached our limit of 1 virgin at the party. Speaking of which, here he is.
Another limo pulls up. The door opens up and out comes former FHT World Champion Edgecutioner!
Keith Williams: Edge! Glad you made it. Good to see you. Its been how long? 3-4 years?
Edge: Yeah its been that long. I had to take a double take when I got the invite. Last time we met, we weren't actually on the best of terms.
Keith Williams: Yeah. But hey tonights a celebration. Its not every day that Trippy goes out and wins the Global Honored Championship. Plus we couldn't have a Crimson Future reunion without one of its fonding members now could we?
Lets get in here. Belladonna, Vanity, and Harley Quinn are already inside. And I got a rsvp from Lita. She should be showing up shortly.
Keith and Edge head indoors. The camera pans around back to Lbm's face.
Lbm: How could they have sent out invitations when the match was just made tonight....
scene ends with a confused Lbm
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Post by Trippy P on Aug 31, 2008 2:00:02 GMT -5
We cut back to the Unholy Alliance locker room, where Trippy P is appearing more than slightly intoxicated. His tie is hanging loosely around his neck, and his suit has been messed up more than slightly.... Hes wearing a large crown on his head.
Trippy P: Hear ye, hear ye.... I proclaim this day a of celebration amongst the FHT! My winning of this piece of headwear signifies a great achievement for me, the Alliance, and the entire nation of Australia.
Keith Williams: You know that you dont actually have to wear a Crown, just because you won that title...
Trippy P: *taking the Crown off* I dont?
Keith Williams: No... its just a name.
Trippy P: Just a name?
Keith Williams: Yeah, the title is called a Crown, its not actually one.
Trippy P: Oh, you mean like Lbm calls himself a legend, but noone else does?
Keith Williams: Exactly!
Trippy P: Ahh well.... but... theres nothing stopping me from wearing it, right?
Keith Williams: Well, i guess not...
Trippy P: Well then....
He puts the Crown back on, and snatches a bottle of Cognac from a near by waiter.
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Absolute Horror
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Post by Absolute Horror on Aug 31, 2008 7:03:16 GMT -5
Legacy returns backstage to the wedding party. Wally Wilson is yukking it up with some other old guys, all dressed in black tuxedos, all smoking cigars, all sipping martinis. Wally excuses himself and starts walking around the guests. The camera follows him as he smiles and collects well wishes from party goers. Wally eventually walks away from the party and into the locker-room area. He walks up to Sally Wilson’s locker-room and knocks on the door. He’s told to come in and does, as the camera follows. Wally closes the door behind him, and approaches the bride-to-be smiling. Sally is sitting on a chair in front of a vanity mirror dressed in her white dress, with her back to the camera. Wally stands behind Sally. Wally: So my beautiful daughter, it’s finally the big day again! Are you as exited as I am? Sally: … Wally: That’s quite alright, just a little stage fright I suppose. Sally: … Wally: Oh it’s never easy I imagine. All of those people out there, dressed to the nines, here to celebrate, waiting just for you. Sally: … Wally: But they’re your friends and family. I guess it can be a bit awkward to tie the knot with a man a second time, but Dijon, Sally: … Wally: … Dijon’s a good man. And this wedding can’t be anything but good for your children. Sally: … Our children? Wally: Yes, little Homer Gervais and Elvis Sinatra, mothers and fathers should stick together, for the children. Sally: … My children. Wally takes a puff of the cigar and laughs. Wally: Sally dear, lighten up! It’s your wedding night, everyone is so happy for you! Sally: … You know you shouldn’t smoke around here, it’s bad for the baby. … ? Wally: … Ha ha, that’s good dear, telling jokes is a good way to loosen up. Sally: Look on the table, next to you. Wally looks at the table, and picks up a white plastic strip. One of the tips is blue. Wally: Sally what is this? Sally lifts up a box, and Wally gets it from her. He looks at it. Wally: “Easy to use. Remove cap and urinate—” What? Sally: Blue means pregnant. Wally stands there puzzled, and then scrambles to look at the box and strip. He smiles when it hits him. Wally: Oh Sally that’s wonderful! You and Dijon are going to have a third child! Sally: … Wally: Sally? Sally turns around, her expression is dead serious as mascara streams down her cheeks. Wally drops everything when it hits him. Wally: Oh my, oh dear, … oh dear. … Sally, are you sure— Sally: I don’t know, I don’t know who the father is. !?!Wally: Oh, Sally. I—I, don’t know what to say. Does Dijon know? Sally: Absolutely not! He can’t know! He has to think it’s his, it could really be, ya know— Wally: Sally, Dijon’s gonna have to know, he’s gonna have to find out, someway or the other. You have to do the honorable thing— Sally: I don’t have to do anything right now. Just act like everything’s normal. Wally: Sally, how long do you think you can hide this? Sally: Long enough for me to figure out how to handle this. Wally: Sally— Sally: Dad please! Please, just do me a favor, go back out there. Put on a smile and pretend we’re alright. I’ll see you when you walk me down the aisle. We didn’t have this conversation alright? Just, please, go. … Wally: … Wally turns around and heads for the door. He puts his hand on the handle. Wally: … I just hope you know what you’re doing. Walls turns his head and walks out the door. The camera stays with Sally as she grabs a Kleenex. She looks in the mirror and starts cleaning up as NIN Horror~! bursts out of a locker! NIN tumbles out, dressed in his simple black suit as Sally doesn’t react, possibly expecting it. NIN stands up and brushes himself off. NIN: Wha!—So!—I!—I could be a—I could be the—!? Sally: This isn’t a good time. NIN puts his hands on his hips. NIN: Well excuse me for being, oh I don’t know, shocked! What are you doing? Sally: I’m putting on my make up! NIN: You’re not telling me you’re still going through with this thing? Sally: I’ve already told you I’m still going through with this. NIN: Yeah but now, how can you!? Sally: I just—I’m just going to alright! NIN: Sally— Sally: NIN! NIN: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. You’re going to walk out there, walk down that aisle, walk down there and marry that, that idiot!? You’re going to marry that buffoon with my— Sally: It might not be—! NIN: Sally, he doesn’t love you. He’s only marrying you because he thinks, he hopes that you’ll be reinstated as GM. Come on Sally, he doesn’t love you, I love you. … Sally: … Do you understand how hard this is for me!? Sally turns to look NIN in the eyes as fresh tears roll down her cheeks. NIN: We could be happy together. We could leave here, go away together, just you and me, … and the baby. Sally turns back to the mirror and starts cleaning up again. Sally: I’m sorry. NIN: Sally, I want you, I need you, don’t you love me? Sally: I… NIN: Say it… Sally: I can’t lie, we have something special. But I have to go out there. I’m going to marry Dijon. NIN: I’m not going to be you’re lil’ some’n special on the side Sally. I’m not going to be your Number Two— Sally: NIN I love you! … NIN: …But you’re still going to marry him? Sally fights back tears. Sally: You’re just gonna have to trust me on this. NIN: Sally I want you to trust me. You and me, we’re going to be together. NIN starts walking for the door. Sally: NIN! NIN puts his hand on the handle. NIN: … Trust me. NIN walks out the door as Sally buries her face in her hands. Legacy goes to commercials…
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Post by Keith Williams on Aug 31, 2008 14:05:11 GMT -5
We go back to the party in the FHT/Elite General Managers office. People are chatting and alcohol is flowing like water. Suddenly the attention is shifted to one area of the room. The camera pans around till it comes across Keith Williams. He has a bad wig on and a NIN t-shirt. Standing next to him is Belladonna and she has on a white wedding dress.
Belladonna: Oh NIN! I don't know what to do..I promised Dijon I would marry him. I have to go thru this.
Keith Williams: Oh Sally! You don't have to go thru with this sham of a wedding. We belong together. I love you Sally. We are destine to be together. We will be together, I promise you that..
Just then the bathroom door opens. Out steps a slightly intoxicated Trippy P. He is wearing a really bad Lbm wig. Also he is sporting a trademark Lbm t-shirt. It reads "Trippy >Me".
Trippy P: But scotch, i cant, i promised beer i would drink him!
Keith Williams: Psss! Wrong line.
Trippy P: Oh yeah! reaches into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper Sally, I would love to marry you tonight. But you see there is this tournament going on in Canada. I just have to enter it. Imagine what it will do for our future. I just got to win the Saskatchewan Hardcore Invitational Title.
With that Trippy walks back into the bathroom
Keith Williams: See what I mean Sally. He cares more about that Saskatchewan Hardcore Invitational Title then he does you. Leave with me tonight. We shall fly to Paris. Leave this world behind..
Belladonna turns around weeping
Belladonna Please NIN. Don't make me choose. You know this child could be..Oh heck we both know its yours. Dijon wouldn't know his way around me even if you drew him a map.
As on cue, Trippy comes back out of the bathroom, this time holding what appears to be a photo of Sally with writing on it.
Trippy P: Ok Sally..Now I take a right at the...
At that point everyone can't hold it in anymore and begin to start laughing. Keith and Trippy both throw the wigs off and take off their t-shirts..
Keith Williams: wiping away a tear So you think we can have a future in one of those soap operas?
Trippy P: I don't know. What you think Curve? Think we stand a chance?
Curve: Gentlemen, All I am going to say is, leave that kind of acting up to the professionals like Lbm and NIN.
Belladonna: I don't know about you all, but I am gonna go get out of this dress. It gives me the creeps. Do I have any volunteers to help?
Keith and Trippy both begin to walk towards the bathroom with Belladonna when Trippy puts his hand on Keiths' chest
Trippy P: Sorry Keith, but I am the one getting "married" to her tonight. Gotta have that honeymoon.
With that Trippy walks into the bathroom with Belladonna. Keith just shakes his head and begins to laugh. He then makes his way over to the bar. He pours himself a scotch and takes a look around the room.
Everyone appears to be having a good time. Everyone that is but Harley. She is sitting alone and appears sad. Keith picks up his glass and walks over to her.
Keith Williams: Hey Harley, whats wrong? This is suppose to be a celebration, not a funeral.
Harley Quinn: I'm sorry. I just thinking about Mistah J..I mean J-Man. About all the times that he would tie me to the toy train tracks. He would put on that conductors hat and send that little train speeding towards me. He was so funny how he would make the train whistle as it was speeding towards me...Funny thing though, he would never try to save me...
Keith Williams: Um...yeah... Look that was in the past. Time to have a good time. You know it would be what the Joker would want if he was still around.
Keith motions towards a waiter that is making his way around the room
Keith Williams: My good man, this lady needs a good strong drink. In fact make it a double.
The man walks away. In a minute he comes back with a drink for Harley. Keith takes the drink off the tray and hands it to Harley.
Keith Williams: Cheers!
Keith taps Harleys glass with his and has a seat beside her as the party continues
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Post by Ace Andrews on Aug 31, 2008 23:38:08 GMT -5
As we fade away from the backstage area, and back to the announcers. Before anything can be said though the entire arena lights go out. The titantron flickers into life with some static, catching everyone’s attention. As the static starts getting clear it starts to show four Ace cards between flashes of static. After a few seconds the static leaves to have just an image of the Four Ace cards. After a few seconds the Ace cards turn sideways and fly towards the camera and the text 'YOU'RE GONNA GET ACED!' flashes on and off, going faster and faster until finally a massive row of golden pyro explodes across the stage, and the PA System kicks into life with ‘Remember the Name’ by Fort Minor.This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! The entire Vegas crowd is on their feet cheering, as for the second time tonight from the back out walks the ELITE Heavyweight Champion, Ace Andrews! This time Ace is dressed to wrestle, and has the ELITE title strapped around his waist. He pauses at the top of the ramp, and jogs on the spot a little before EXPLODING upwards with both fists, as on other side of him, there’s two explosions and golden confetti showers back down onto him. Ace doesn’t waste another moment, now racing straight for the ring, and sliding beneath the bottom rope.GK-”Well, Ace is out here again, but we’re not sure what for. The wedding is scheduled to take place shortly, so I’m not sure what Ace wants.”
ADH-”He’s dressed to wrestle Gary. I’m going out on a limb and stating that he MIGHT want to wrestle.”In the ring Ace has called for a mike. He gets one and then starts pacing the ring, clearly thinking. Finally he raises the mike.AA-”Alright, I’m not wasting time. Earlier tonight, Trippy decided to rain on my parade, and say a few things. Whether it was true or just a bunch of horseshit, it don’t matter. See, one of the things he said to me…”Ace pauses, raising a hand to his mouth, and rubbing his jaw slightly before raising the mike again.AA-”What he said was that there was a queue in the back. Everyone was wanting to have a shot at me. Now whether that was true, or just a bunch of Kangaroo Shit from Trippy is beside the point. I’m out here right now, to say if anyone wants to step into the ring with the ELITE champion, then wedding, or no wedding, the first person out from backstage is getting themselves an ELITE Heavyweight Title Shot TONIGHT!!!”
GK-”WHOA! Ace Andrews is offering a World Title shot right now! Whose going to take it?”Ace tosses his mike aside, and starts pacing the ring, waiting to see what happens. As Ace pauses to glare at the enterance, the PA System, and crackles into life…with ‘I’m Coming Up’ by Pink! Get this party started on a Saturday night Everbody's waiting for me to arrive Sending out the message to all of my friends We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz I got lots of style check my gold diamond rings I can go for miles if you know what I mean In the ring, Ace’s eyes close and he rubs his forehead and shakes his head, as Brad Baxter steps out from backstage! Baxter strusts down the ramp, and steps onto the apron, and into the ring. He pauses as he is handed a mike, and then steps closer to Ace and raises it.BB-”Its OK Ace. I know you weren’t expecting a talent like myself to step out from backstage, but that’s OK, I’m here to make this easy for you. I’ll keep this quick and painless, as I take your title from you.”Ace shakes his head, and slowly takes the belt from around his waist. A referee races out from the back and slides into the ring, and Ace hands him the belt. Baxters eyes stay on the belt, as the ref holds it high, and then Baxter raises the mike again.BB-”Well I guess its time for me to end your title reign Andrews. You’re about to get BAXE…”Baxter doesn’t get a chance to finish his sentence, as Ace punches him square in the jaw!ELITE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Ace Andrews © VS Brad Baxter Ace drills Baxter with hard right after hard right backing Brad onto the ropes. Ace follows that up by kneeing Baxter in the guts, then wraps his arms around Baxter, and drills him with an overhead release belly-to-belly suplex! Baxter hits the mat hard and sits up, grimacing in pain, but Ace shows no mercy, walking over to Baxter and dragging him up. Ace drills Baxter with another forearm to the jaw, then hooks him, and snap suplexes him! Baxter goes down again, but Ace rolls through with the suplex, pulling Baxter into a seated position, and then letting go so Ace can back up two paces, and NAIL Baxter with a Shining Wizard!GK-”Oh man Baxter…what were you thinking?”
ADH-”It was an ELITE Heavyweight Championship Shot. Maybe he thought he could get the win with an element of surprise.”
GK-”Do you actually think Baxter can win?”
ADH-”…weeeeeeeeelllllllllll no. Not a chance.”Back inside the ring, Ace is now standing in the corner, simply staring at Baxter as Brad drags himself up. Ace slowly shakes his head, and paces in as Baxter turns around and swings a right at Ace. Ace ducks beneath it, and then when Baxter flows with the punch and turns right around, Ace grabs his arms, and drops him on his head with a Tiger Suplex! Ace doesn’t bridge, releasing Baxter to lay on his stomach, all but out as Ace stands up, and looks out at the crowd, who cheer him on with an AN-DREWS chant. Ace smiles, and then walks back over to Baxter and drags him up. He pushes him into the corner, and then backs up before charging in for a splash, but Baxter collapses and Ace crashes into the turnbuckle! Ace staggers back out, and Baxter stumbles forward and hits Ace with a lowblow! Ace collapses, clutching at his groin region as Baxter smirks and slowly drags himself up. Baxter then cracks a wide smirk, and walks over to Ace, bending down to talk a little trash.GK-”Do you think Baxter might ever learn to, you know, press an advantage?”Baxter then drags Ace up, and hooks his arm. Baxter lifts Ace for the Bradhammer…but Ace slips off down the back, hooks both of Baxter’s arms, and nails him with a Dragon Suplex! Ace doesn’t release it though, instead flipping his body out from the bridge, over onto the back of Baxter, and he releases one of Baxter’s arms…just long enough to lock in a Katahajime! Ace yanks right back on the hold, as Baxter waves his spare arm around in pain, and the referee notices Baxter’s foot is under the bottom rope a millisecond before Baxter taps! Ace lets go of the hold, and walks away from Baxter thinking he’s won, but the referee slaps Ace’s hands down and points out the bottom rope, indicating Baxter’s foot was under it. Ace stares at the ref in disgust, but his attention is then diverted, as from the back out walks Trippy P, title on one shoulder, and crown on his head! Ace glares out at Trippy, but he makes no movement, instead just smiling and crossing his arms as he watches Aces.GK-”What the hell is Trippy doing out here?!?!?!”
ADH-”Watching. Like a Hunter does to his prey.”Ace walks over and screams at Trippy a little, and behind him Baxter gets up and starts tapping his leg, calling for The Flop! Ace screams at Trippy a little more, then shakes his head and turns back to face Baxter, and reacts quickly, his hand moving up and grasping Baxter’s foot a milli-inch from his jaw! Baxter hobbles around a little, as Ace drags him back to the center of the ring, then smirks at Baxter, who launches himself for an Enziguri, but Ace ducks and releases Baxter’s other leg, watching as Baxter face splats into the mat. Ace backs up, and holds both arms wide, with both his middle fingers crossed, showing his hands as W’s.[/i] ADH-”And Ace is calling for The Trump Card!”Baxter s…l…o…w…l…y drags himself to his feet, and then staggers back a couple of paces, and Ace hooks his head, throws a hand out wide, and spins, DRILLING Baxter’s head into the mat with The Trump Card! Ace doesn’t cover Baxter though instead dragging him to the dead center of the ring, and looking toward the entryway. He points straight at Trippy, then grabs Baxter’s legs, crosses them, and steps over Baxter and into The Wildcard, his eyes locked on Trippy P the entire time! Baxter screams and taps instantly, but Ace doesn’t let go for a few seconds, sending a message of his own as the ref calls for the bell!GK-”Well, Baxter tried, but he just wasn’t enough.”
ADH-”You almost sound surprised by that.”Back in the ring Ace finally lets go of Baxter as he is handed his ELITE Heavyweight Title by the ref. Ace raises the title high, his eyes glaring out at Trippy who just smiles and mock applauds Ace before turning and walking backstage as the Vegas crowd cheer on their hometown hero and we fade…to…commercial.
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Post by Former FHT Employee Daniel Ice on Sept 1, 2008 17:06:55 GMT -5
[Backstage, Dark Angel has found five minutes alone from the madness and virgin jokes to practice his best man speech. Attempting various emotions on the word “womaniser”, he finally gives up and collapses down into a very handily-placed chair and sighs. There’s a knock on the door, and in enters Blade, causing Angel to rise right back to his feet]
Blade: Been a while, hasn’t it, Daniel?
Dark Angel: Actually, its only been about a week. Remember, ELITE Heavyweight Championship tournament?
Blade: Yeah, for the pitiful amount of time you lasted against me. Seriously, you’re out of shape, man, why’d you come back?
Dark Angel: I’m the best man at the wedding tonight. I guess I had to be one at least once, since I never got the chance with you and Sky.
Blade: Times were different then. I was in the CFC and we were on the threshold of taking over ELITE, and me and Sky stood strong together, until the birth of Nik-Dijon messed things up for us… This seems really obscure though.
Dark Angel: Hey, if people want to follow along, the archives are easily available.
[There’s a lull in conversation as Angel turns his attention back to the speech in his hand]
Dark Angel: Would it be impolite to call Lbm a “son of a bitch” at his wedding?
Blade: Probably.
[Angel grumbles and starts crossing out several sections of his speech. Blade meanwhile wanders over to a table, on which lies a strong metal chain]
Blade: What’s with the chain?
Dark Angel: Its from the stag night. We chained Harold Gunter naked to a lamppost because he was intent on continuing to follow us with cameras and such.
Blade: Can I borrow it?
[Angel shrugs and Blade picks it up. Blade turns to leave]
Dark Angel: Oh, and can you congratulate Ace if you see him for me? I knew the kid had the potential to be great, from the moment I saw him in UWC… Must be awkward for you though, huh? You spend years trying to become champion and the guy you tag with does it in about two months.
Blade: I know.
[Blade storms through the door, angrily. Angel shakes his head and approaches the mirror]
Dark Angel: You know, Lbm’s a man of many talents. And I should know, after all, we’ve beaten the crap out of each other one night and then the next booked a card together. That’s the thing about Lbm, he’s highly changeable. One minute, you think you know what he’s going to do, and then… He burns down the FHT arena! …No… No…
[Frowning, Angel continues to make adjustments to his speech, as the scene fades away]
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Post by satan on Sept 1, 2008 17:49:51 GMT -5
We now see Satan who is wearing a dress shirt, dress pants and the FHT Undisputed Championship is wrapped around his waist. Satan is seen talking to Edge and David.
Satan: Yep, those were some wars David. Sorry your a cripple now, that's partially my fault.
David: No problem man. Man, you usually go full on tuxedo for these things. Now, dress shirt and pants? Trouble in the old pocketbook?
Satan: Nah, it's an Lbm wedding, something stupid is bound to happen. Somebody comes swooping to declare true love for the bride or GROOM, Lbm will be eaten by smurfs, or somebody will launch the building into space. I'm betting on number two because it would be fun to watch Lbm to lose to somebody whose not his friend.
Edge: Remember when you were the pastor to my wedding?
Satan: Yes, and I lied about being a pastor. So if you and Lita had a child not only would they be extra retarded, it would be a super bastard.
David: Why do you have the belt with you?
Satan: The belt goes where I go. I've gone grocery shopping with belt, I've seen Tropic Thunder with the belt, and I had sex while wearing the belt.
Edge: I once had sex with the belt.
Satan: Don't you mean while wearing the belt?
Edge: .....Sure.
Satan begins to walk away until he runs into Dark Angel.
Satan: (Satan's sizing up Dark Angel) Who invited Tank Abbott to the wedding?
Satan continues to walk as we go to commercial.
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Ulster
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Post by Ulster on Sept 2, 2008 9:21:17 GMT -5
The camera cuts to the parking lot where Trippy P stands a little worse for wear with his arm around Belldonna still wearing his crown
Trippy P: Gesturing wildly with his hands to empathize his every word …you see now Belladonna, that’s where you are wrong. You see Elizabeth is the head of state, but I’ve got this badass crown. Since im actually Australian I think therefore I am the king of Australia! This crown… points at his head…speaks louder than words baby! I beat Lbm on his wedding day. It’s sweet, that’s what it is.
Belladonna: Em, baby, I’m sure the Queen has a Crown too
Trippy P: I bet she doesn’t have these crown jewels…he does a crotch chop…now does she!
Keith Williams walks into camera shot with a hot girl on each arm
Keith Williams: …and that’s why Nascar is way better than Indycar and F1.
A long stretched black limo drives into the parking lot. The driver stops the car, walks to the passenger door at the back, opens it, and out steps Ulster.
Keith Williams: Ulster my man! I thought you weren’t gonna show. It’s reunion central here tonight. Everyone has turned up here, and I mean everyone.
Trippy P: Singing…Get the party started on a Saturday night… he thinks for a second but doesn’t know the words….something something, something blah blah blah blah! That’s what I’m talking about!
Ulster: Hey Trippy, what’s with the crown?
Trippy P: Well in 1770 Lieutenant James Cook charted the east coast of Australia in the Endeavour, landing at Botany Bay……
Keith Williams: Trippy, shall we go and get ready for this ceremony?
Ulster: Under his breath…Sorry I asked. Whispers to Keith Williams What is that all about?
Keith Williams: Whispers back…He beat Lbm for the Elite Global Honoured Crown here tonight. That certainly pissed all over Lbm’s parade! Talks normally again So Ulster, have you got a date sorted for this thing? Me and Trippy can hook you up
Ulster: Actually I went to an online escort service. Found this amazing sounding girl. Her name is Miss Hardcore…I think we know what she’s into guys with a name like Hardcore. Said on her profile that she liked wrestling too so I can’t lose!
He holds his hand up for a high five and Trippy pauses before meeting his hand
Ulster: You know it!
Ulster walks off and the camera focuses in on Trippy and Keith exchanging a smirk.
Keith Williams: Miss Hardcore? Isnt that…..Do you want to tell him or will i?
Trippy P: He’ll find out for himself!
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Post by Trippy P on Sept 2, 2008 10:42:08 GMT -5
The Unholy Alliance locker room opens again, as an unsteady Trippy P stumbles into the room, nearly falling over a chair in the middle of the room. Keith Williams steadies him, as the rest of the party slowly filters back in...
Keith Williams: Maybe you should freshen up before the cerimony...
Trippy P: What are you on about? Im plenty fresh...
The crown falls off his head, and he nearly falls over trying to pick it up. After a pause, Belladonna picks it up and puts it back on his head.
Trippy P: See?
Suddenly theres a knock at the door...
Trippy P staggers over and opens it...
In walks a man... a large man.
Hes wearing a T-Shirt with a distinctive skull emblem...
Trippy P takes a step back...
The Punisher: Its time for your Punishment...
Trippy P: Oh come on man... is this about me trying to break your head open with a baseball bat, and feast on the goo inside? That was years ago...
The Punisher ignores him, walking into the room....
The Punisher: You've been bad. You've hurt countless people... you run children off the roads! You make men fight eachother. You make fat women seem more attractive...
The Punisher walks straight past Trippy P, to a bottle of Jack Daniels
The Punisher: Well, now its time for you to pay. Im going to send you to a dark place, a place full of acid!
He takes a pull from the bottle...
Trippy P, Keith Williams, Ulster and the rest of the party stare at him in suprise...
Ulster shrugs at Keith, and they carry on their festivities with their new guest.
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