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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 2, 2008 17:58:26 GMT -5
FHT/ELITE PRESENTS [/size] The Wedding Of
Lbm & Sally Wilson
2008[/b][/size][/font][/center] Gary King:[/size] Welcome ladies and gentlemen to "The Wedding Of Lbm & Sally Wilson". My name is Gary King alongside A-Damn Hater and we will be commentating tonite's proceedings! A-Damn Hater:[/size] (I'm reading this...) They make a great couple Gary King and I am so proud to be here tonite to sit ringside and witness first hand this great great couple tying the knot for a second time! Gary King:[/size] When in 2005 Lbm and Sally Wilson divorced, both knew that something wasn't right. They learnt from their experiences, grew up and found each other again right here in FHT/ELITE! Tonite they remarry infront of their friends, co-workers and peers! Thank you! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS hits...[/b] Fireworks explode throughout the building as all eyes are on the ramp way as Lbm's eldest son Eitthan and The Awaken Half (Lbm's long time midget sidekick) make their way out. They are the ushers for tonite's wedding.
Next out is Dark Angel (groomsman) who was to be Lbm's best man until he was demoted earliar on. Dark Angel gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next is... _the j-man!!! The FHT/ELITE Hall of Famer salutues the live crowd and gets a deafening reception!
The four men turn in the aisle way and signal to the entrance all with their arms pointing out as... The F'N Legend Lbm makes his way down the aisle still covered in dry blood from his earliar match. Lbm gets a great reaction too as he hugs all four men and the five men head towards the alter (ring).[/color][/b] Gary King:[/size] What a gathering here tonite for Lbm's wedding. From what I understand there were some last minute changes to each individuals role - but my goodness... _the j-man & Dark Angel back for their best friend's wedding! The Awaken Half and Eitthan! WOW! A-Damn Hater:[/size] (I'm STILL reading this...) The Awaken Half/Lbm friendship goes all the way back to December 2004 when Lbm was just starting out in FHT. They have remained firm friends since then. Of course it was January 1st 2005 when Eitthan learned Lbm and not Straightcurve was his father! Gary King:[/size] You know much is made of Lbm's unpopularity in various corners of the locker room. But what a testament to this man tonite, that all these people - all these old faces and stars - have gathered to witness this man getting married! Lbm, Dark Angel, Eitthan, The Awaken Half and _the j-man shake hands with various members of the wedding guest list which have all been given their own tapered off section to sit in at ringside. They are all drinking champagne already.
Finally _the j-man gestures to Lbm to get into the ring. The ring has now had the ropes taken off it and is covered in a pink carpet. It has steps up the middle rather than the corner. There is flowers and an alter all in place with a black minister standing in the middle.
Lbm still in his blood stained white suit, gets into the ring and shakes hands with the minister as the grooms party all stand to the side. Lbm's music fades as the crowd cheer and an orchestra piece plays signalling the arrival of the hridal party!!![/color][/b] Fireworks go off as Lbm's twin sons, Homer Gervais and Elvis Sinatra are the first out. Wearing sailor suits the twin boys (aged about 3 or 4) each carry a cushion with rings on each of them. They get a huge pop as they are both all smiles.
Behind them comes Sally Wilson's best friend from college refered to earliar as bridesmaid #1, Heather Carlin followed by bridesmaid #2 Erin Hazlett. The two girls look lovely as they wear pink dresses and carry flowers out. Some wolfwhistles from the crowd for these two.
Next out comes Sally Wilson's maid of honor, ex wife of Ben "Blade" Hickman and long time ELITE management receptionist dating way back to Ca$ino's time in charge, SKY BRIDGET! Huge pop for Blade's ex wife whose baby was of course delivered by [team joker] in 2006.Gary King:[/size] Wow Sky Bridget is looking lovely here tonite!!! Look theres ex husband Blade in the crowd there looking after son Nik-Dijon Hickman who will be 2 years old in a few weeks! Who could forget [team joker] delivering the baby in the elevator!?! A-Damn Hater:[/size] (I have to read this...) That bridesmaid #2 is hot! I wouldn't mind me something something of her! Seriously who wrote this out for me? Can I not just react to this in my own way? Gary King:[/size] This crowd is on their feet enjoying this as the wedding guests are also on their feet. This is the moment of truth now! We've been waiting for this moment for two months now... All thats left is for our colleague Wally to escort his daughter down here! HERE COMES THE BRIDE hits...[/b] More fireworks go off as a completely divided reaction of cheers and boos go around the arena. The fireworks spell out Sally and Lbm's names in the sky above everyone as heart shaped balloons begin falling. All eyes are on the ramp expecting Wally & Sally to walk out but they don't!!!
A LONG PINK LIMOUSINE drives into the arena (ala jbl). There is a huge cheer as Sally's wedding limosuine has driven into the arena down the ramp way towards the ring/alter. Lbm is standing there looking nervous, while everyone else looks impressed.
The driver, a man in a hat/suit gets out and walks to the back of the long stretch pink limo and opens the door. Father of the bride and long time FHT commentator Wally Wilson steps out to a huge pop as he waves to the fans. He holds out his hand as SALLY WILSON steps out!!!
Sally looks gorgeous! Dressed in a sexy white dress and covered with a veil the former ELITE General Manager Sally Wilson steps out. HUGE BOOS from many sections of the crowd for Sally Wilson as her father commentator Wally Wilson kisses her on the cheek and walks with her up the steps into the ring.
She gets into the ring and stands opposite Lbm! Sally is clearly nervous as Lbm hugs her and tells her she looks beautiful! At ringside Lbm's other two sons John & Robbie hold up a sign that says "MY DAD ROCKS".[/b][/color] Gary King:[/size] This crowd is so disrespectful! This a wedding for christ's sakes! Sally looks beautiful! She looks as beautiful as I ever seen her! This crowd is deplorable! A-Damn Hater:[/size] I ain't reading my script now... obviously this crowd isn't stupid! I mean I've heard the rumors in the locker rooms about Sally Wilson! Hell its all over the internet! Gary King:[/size] What you talking about? What rumors! A-Damn this is a wedding and we're not gonna ruin it talking about rumors and internet spectulation! Lets take you up to the minister now! continues... |
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 2, 2008 18:37:07 GMT -5
Gary King:[/size] Welcome back here live to The Wedding of Lbm & Sally Wilson! We are sitting inches away from the ring so we're gonna have to whisper here on in as it looks like things are about to start!
A-Damn Hater:[/size] 50 bucks says Sally Wilson don't go through with it Gary King. Look at her - she's shaking! She's having second, third and fourth thoughts in there right now!
Gary King:[/size] Will you stop this disrespectful behaviour. This is the wedding of your long time colleague and friend Wally Wilson's daughter! Show some respect!
Minister:[/size]
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today in this ring, to celebrate the wedding of Lbm and Sally Wilson. Before family and friends, you great fans in attendance and the many watching at home, Lbm and Sally will declare their love for each other before joining together in lawfully wedded matrimony! Lbm... are you ready?
Lbm:[/size]
Ohh Hell Yeah!!! I mean yes, yes I'm ready!
Minister:[/size]
And you my dear... looking radiant tonite! Sally are you ready to proceed!
Sally Wilson:[/size]
Um... yes! Okay I'm ready!!!
A-Damn Hater:[/size] Um... yes! Okay I'm ready??? Who says it like that? What bride with her heart set on marrying someone says it like that? I'm telling you - Sally Wilson don't wanna be here not one bit!
Gary King:[/size] A-Damn shut up! Shut up! This is a wedding and not gonna sit here and listen to you trying to ruin this for anyone! Sally Wilson is just nervous. She's standing in front of everyone here in the middle of the ring. Just ssshh would you?
Minister:[/size]
Who brings this woman, to be joined to this man today?
Wally Wilson:[/size]
I DO!!!
Minister:[/size]
Thank you Wally Wilson! You may stand down! Lbm repeat after me! I Lbm... Do Take Thee Sally Wilson... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Wife (Again)!
Lbm:[/size]
I Lbm... Do Take Thee Sally Wilson... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Wife (Again)!
A-Damn Hater:[/size] I don't know why he's saying this to Lbm! Lbm probably knows these vows off by heart right now! Geez I wish this thing would hurry up. Theres a whiskey bottle with my name on it at Trippy's bash!
Minister:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... Until Death You Do Part!
Lbm:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... To Death We Do Part!
Minister:[/size]
Thank you Lbm! And you Sally. Could I now ask you to repeat after me!I Sally Wilson... Do Take Thee Lbm... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Husband (Again)!
Sally Wilson:[/size]
I Sally Wilson... Do Take Thee Lbm... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Husband... (Again)!
Minister:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... To Death You Do Part!
Sally Wilson:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... To Death We Do Part!
Minister:[/size]
Well done... That was the hard part! You can relax a bit!!!
A-Damn Hater:[/size] This is a farce! If the stuff they are saying about Sally Wilson is true... well she shouldn't be out here marrying Lbm right now! This is a joke this whole wedding!
Gary King:[/size] For christ's sakes A-Damn - keep your voice down! What stuff have you heard in the locker room about Sally? That she is a loving mother, a great business woman who was screwed out of her job by Keith Williams? Give this up!
Minister:[/size]
Lbm do you promise to love, honor and obey Sally. Do you promise to give unto her all your worldly goods for now and forever more, amen.
Lbm:[/size]
I do!!!
Minister:[/size]
And Sally... do you also promise to give unto Lbm all your worldly goods for now and forever more amen!?!?
Sally Wilson:[/size]
Um..... I do!!!
Minister:[/size]
Lbm you and Sally have made your vows before everyone here. All that is left for me is to say I now pronounce you husband... Woops sorry I forgot something. I'm sorry. I am required to say this. If anyone here has any reason why these two - Lbm and Sally Wilson should not be joint in matrimony let him speak now or forever hold his peace...
NIN HORROR's MUSIC hits...[/b][/size]
The crowd boo as the music of NIN Horror hits as Lbm & Sally stand shocked inside the ring. NIN Horror makes his way down the aisle and jumps straight up into the ring and stands opposite an enraged Lbm in the middle of the ring.
Lbm and NIN Horror are exchanging words now as all eyes are on the pair standing in the middle of the ring. Sally Wilson is already arguing with NIN Horror to get out of the ring but NIN Horror is ignoring her.
Minister:[/size]
What is the meaning of this interruption?
NIN Horror:[/size]
I object!!!
Minister:[/size]
On what grounds???
NIN Horror:[/size]
The bride is in love with someone else! Tell everyone the truth Sally! For weeks we been playing around and I can't take it anymore! Tell everyone the truth!
Minister:[/size]
Sally? Sally? Is this true?
Sally Wilson:[/size]
Its lies!!! Lies!!!
Lbm:[/size]
What's he talking about Sally?
NIN Horror:[/size]
For weeks Lbm, she's been leading you on! It ain't you she loves! Sally loves me! And that ain't all... she's pregnant with MY BABY!!!
Lbm:[/size]
What? Sally you ain't pregnant! Tell him... tell him this is all a lie! Tell him the truth!?!?
Sally Wilson:[/size]
I am pregnant! It could be yours though... I don't know! I hope its yours!!!
Lbm:[/size]
What? It could be mine? Are you taking the piss out of me? All this time you have been could have been carrying someone else's child?
Lbm stands there in absolute shock as the crowd boo Sally Wilson. NIN Horror stands in the middle of Lbm's wedding ceremony as Lbm looks gutted. Lbm looks at his future wife intensely as she looks very emotional and then looks at NIN Horror.
Officials and security come out down the aisle and jump into the ring and grab NIN Horror and drag him out of the ring. Lbm stands there looking as the woman he is about to marry as Sally looks back at Lbm guilty looking.
A-Damn Hater:[/size] This is crazy! NIN Horror has just interrupted this wedding and told the world that he and Sally Wilson have been having an affiar - and that Sally might be pregnant!
Gary King:[/size] I can't believe this! This is un-precedented! Is Sally Wilson pregnant with Lbm or NIN Horror's baby? I just don't know!!!
Minister:[/size]
Do you want to continue?
Sally Wilson:[/size]
Of course he wants to continue this is lies!!!
Minister:[/size]
Lbm do you want to continue the ceremony?
Lbm:[/size]
Yes... yes... finish the ceremony!!!
Minister:[/size]
Ladies and gentlemen, Lbm and Sally have completed their vows in front of their peers, their fans and in the sight of their father in heaven. It is with great pleausre I now pronounce you man & wife!!! You may kiss the bride!!!
Lbm and Sally Wilson kiss in the centre of the ring as NIN Horror has been ejected from ringside. The fans cheer as Lbm and Sally Wilson officially tie the knot for the second time! NIN Horror is out if there, as Lbm and Sally Wilson hug in the centre of the ring.
The guests at ringside cheer for them as Lbm and Sally embrace before the cameras. But Lbm pulls her out of the spotlight. Lbm pulls his new bride out of camera shot as the newly wedded couple head to the back to discuss what just happened!!!
Monday Night Legacy continues!!!
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 2, 2008 19:05:32 GMT -5
MOMENTS AFTER THE LBM/SALLY WEDDING...[/b][/size]
FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy returns from its last commercial moments after the Lbm/Sally Wilson wedding. The camera is outside the arena were earliar tonite, Lbm had been gathered with his grooms' party. Lbm and Sally Wilson who moments ago married for the second time are outside the arena arguing about NIN Horror!!![/size]
Lbm:[/size]
What the fuck is going on? Have you been seeing NIN all this time?
Sally Wilson:[/size]
What? Of course I haven't! That was all lies... every bit of it was lies!!!
Lbm:[/size]
Don't make a dick out of me Sally!!! We just stood out there in front of everyone and he came out and said that you were pregnant with what could be his child? Is any of that true? Tell me the fuckin truth?!?!
Sally Wilson:[/size]
YES I AM PREGNANT!!! But the baby is yours... I haven't been sleeping with NIN! I swear to you! Why would I have married you if I was sleeeping with NIN and didn't love you?
Lbm:[/size]
Cause your a whore!!!
Lbm and Sally are fighting in the parking lot outside the arena as suddenly NIN Horror shows up and joins in the argument. Sally is still standing in her wedding dress as NIN Horror intterupts her and Lbm's fight!!!
Lbm turns to NIN Horror as the two begin fighting in the car park of of the arena. The two are trading punches as the fight spills out onto the road outside the Las Vegas arena were tonite's show has been filmed.
Lbm and NIN Horror are battling on the footpath of the arena now way outside in the front. Sally Wilson is distraught as her new husband and NIN Horror are essentially battling over her.
They are fighting out in the motorway now as we see cars speeding past at up to 70mph. Lbm and NIN Horror are battling each other to the edge of the road.[/size]
Lbm:[/size]
Fuck you, you bastard for ruining my wedding!!!
NIN Horrror:[/size]
Go to hell you pussy bitch....
Lbm and NIN Horror fight out to the road as speeding cars go by. Sally Wilson stands distraught in the background as these two men are killin each other. Lbm pushes NIN Horror out into the freeway as NIN comes back at him with a superkick.
Sally Wilson jumps into shot begging Lbm not to go any further. As Sally is arguing with Lbm, a vechicle comes speeding towards them. Lbm and Sally are standing arguing as a huge vehicle comes fliying down the road towards them.
Sally is standind right in front of it! Sally is right in the way of the speeding vechicle!!! Lbm pushes Sally out of the way... The huge vechicle smashes into Lbm's body. Lbm's body flips in the air. The entire arena watching this goes silent as Lbm's body is smashed by the huge truck!!! Lbm's body smashes off the truck landing on the cold hard concrete![/size]
Gary King:[/size]
Oh my gawd... Oh my gawd... Lbm just got hit by that truck! Oh shit... did you see that? We need help out there... Lbm's body just was smashed by that truck! Get help out there! NOW!!! We need help out there!!!
A-Damn Hater:[/size]
Lbm was just run over by that truck! That wasnt supposed to happen! We need medics down here. Somebody from the back... get some medics down here! Lbm just got hit at full force by that truck! For the love of gawd... someone help him!!!
Lbm is lying on the concrete moments after getting his by that truck. Lbm is quivering on the ground as blood pours from his mouth. He is shaking as concerned fans and performers rally around him.
We see medics run into shot and try and help Lbm, but it seems no use! Beside them NIN Horror and Sally Wilson stand over Lbm who is now completely unconscious looking concerned. Doctors and medics try valiantly to do something to save him.
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Sally Wilson:[/size]
Lbm speak to me... Your gonna be okay! Your gonna be fine!!! Please I'm sorry speak to me!!! Please...
Lbm:[/size]
I love y...... .... .... .... ... .... .... .... ... ... ...
Monday Night Legacy ends...
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