Post by Alexei Mikhail Petrovich on Feb 7, 2012 16:38:02 GMT -5
Wrestling Name: Steven Markus (S.Mark)
Real Name: Steve Meltzer
Nicknames: The Observer of Pain
Date Of Birth: 6/23/1985
Height: 5:11
Weight: 178 pounds
Billed From: Internet Forums
Theme Song: Eye of the Tiger
Appearance: Tall, pasty and thin. Needs some muscle and to get out more. Pretty much in Legacy because people love seeing the shit get beaten out of him. Has a tendency to mock other wrestlers for sucking and firmly believes that anything that is not from Lucha Libre or Poruresu is not wrestling.
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Wrestling Style: High flying and Poruresu, because brawling and power wrestling isn't real wrestling.
Signatures: Stiff Kicks, Twisting neckbreaker, "Merch Powers Activate" (tries to do the attitude adjustment, however he lacks the strength to do so, always collapses)
Finishers: The "Minus Five Stars" Frog Splash, The Berry-All (Pedigree) [In practice, have never actually been successfully done in a match]
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Accomplishments: Has over 25,000 posts on The Spoony Experiment forums, if you count all the accounts he has had that have been banned. Completely and totally unlikeable. Believes that El Chimichanga vs Sushi-San from The Extremely Cool Wrestling And Other Flippy Shit Federation was the best match of all time, mostly because only 15 people have seen it.
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Bio: After having spent most of his waking life online commenting on wrestling forums, he eventually came to realize that all mainstream wrestling sucks. Thus, he decided to show those losers how its done and went to wrestling school. He was trained out of pity mostly and also as a joke, he was trained completely wrong and is completely ineffectual. The only offense he usually gets in are some harsh comments about how he is the only real wrestling fan in the audience.
