[Tag Team] The Communist Partay

[Alexei Mikhail Petrovich]

Tantsovov-

Muzykov-

Wrestling Name: Boris Tantsovov and Ivan Muzykov
Real Name: Only God Knows.
Nicknames: The Sexy Slavs, the Protectors of the Dance Floor Working Class.
Date Of Birth: Unknown
Height: 5'11 and 6'4
Weight: 221 and 305
Billed From: The Socialist Soviet Republic of the Dance Floor
Theme Song:
Appearance: Clean cut, shaven and handsome, the lean Tantsovov makes the ladies swoon. But sorry ladies, he's already married to the dance floor and the working class. Ivan Muzykov is like a shaved dancing bear, but there ain't no bear that smooth. Its hard to be so cool when you are just that damn hot, but somehow he manages. So ladies and gentlemen, cut a rug and give your friends a hug because the sexy Slavs are in the house! Workers of the world, stay wonderful.

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Wrestling Style: Flashy, he flies around the ring only pausing to dance a jig and then goes back into flight. Muzykov is slower, the master of flower power and this rose has some pretty huge thorns. His muscles have muscles who have muscles who hang out with other muscles.
Signatures: Tantsovov- almost anything you could imagine. If it involves flying around like a funky monkey, he can do it. However, his favorite tunes include the Winds of Revolution (Whisper in the Wind) and the Partay-Face-Rocker (Missle Dropkick). Muzykov- Pere-Punch-Ka (Discus haymaker). Bust A Move- (Spinebuster). Power of the working class (Tiger Bomb).
Finishers: Dance-In-Tern [Top rope Lay-out/Powerbomb combo]. The 5 Year Pain: [Aided top rope foot stomp, where Muzykov picks Tantsovov in an Alabama slam and then jumps down like a flying piledriver, only here he is giving his momentum to aid the stomp while also flying butt first onto his opponent's face.]

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Accomplishments: Probably the funkiest Communists of all time. Winner of multiple dance marathons. Winner of Mother Jones Magazine Sexiest socialists of 2011 award.

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Bio: Now one knows where the Communist partay came from. Some rumors say that they were the products of a secret Soviet super soldier program that went wrong. Other's believe they were cryogenically frozen and only recently thawed out. Most believe they are two goofs from Russia who love Communism and dancing. And there is the small possibility that the real answer is all of the above. In the meanwhile the Communist Partay is dedicated to cutting a jig and fighting the oppressors of the dance floor working class, preferably at the same time. Workers of the world, stay wonderful.