Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Nov 13, 2013 6:39:42 GMT -5
(SECRETLY FILMED AT THE HILTON HOTEL NYC)
Keith Williams:
It's always you LBM! Every single time! You can't help yourself. Haven't you done enough damage to this company's reputation over the years? A fan was assaulted - we're lucky he's not going to press charges! That vase in the Hilton lobby was worth $20,000 - a stain glass table was destroyed. They are still scrubbing your blood off the walls!?
The F'N Legend LBM:
Keith I'm sorry! But really I don't think it was my fault... I just wanted to go to my room and get a shower and Austin started kicking off. He just can't take a joke.
Keith Williams:
LBM! I have enough to deal with. The arena still isn't finished yet. I can't get Reaper, NIN Horror or Red Ninja to return my calls. I have a Satan's Hell match to mentally and physically prepare for and I've got an arena that ain't even sold out yet.
The F'N Legend LBM:
Maybe if you'd have started planning this show a bit earliar - instead of sitting in woods lighting camp fires? Which now that I mention it - who exactly were you out there camping with?
Keith Williams:
Excuse me?
LBM:
I'm kidding. Come on! Don't worry about the show! Keith Williams/Robert Gordon Satan's Hell? That's gonna be an awesome match! Just hopefully you kick Gordon's ass! Hell you could put me in there as special guest referee and I'll Earl Hebner his ass?
Keith Williams:
That won't be necessary!
LBM:
Keith, I known you a long long time. And okay we may not be best friends - but I know first hand just how vicious you can be in that ring. I still get numbness in my fingers cause of how nasty Keith Williams can be out there! Robert Gordon was the one who pressed the self destruct on this company - you owe to the entire FHT to shut him up for good!
Keith Williams:
Just try not to fuck up the rest of the hotel could you? Now get out of my sight!
.................................
LBM and Keith shake hands as LBM gets up from the private office in the hotel. LBM then sees the camera man who has filmed this. It's the orange trippy p t-shirt wearing fan and his friend!
The F'N Legend LBM:
You and that fucking camera again kid... Give me that!!!
FADE
Keith Williams:
It's always you LBM! Every single time! You can't help yourself. Haven't you done enough damage to this company's reputation over the years? A fan was assaulted - we're lucky he's not going to press charges! That vase in the Hilton lobby was worth $20,000 - a stain glass table was destroyed. They are still scrubbing your blood off the walls!?
The F'N Legend LBM:
Keith I'm sorry! But really I don't think it was my fault... I just wanted to go to my room and get a shower and Austin started kicking off. He just can't take a joke.
Keith Williams:
LBM! I have enough to deal with. The arena still isn't finished yet. I can't get Reaper, NIN Horror or Red Ninja to return my calls. I have a Satan's Hell match to mentally and physically prepare for and I've got an arena that ain't even sold out yet.
The F'N Legend LBM:
Maybe if you'd have started planning this show a bit earliar - instead of sitting in woods lighting camp fires? Which now that I mention it - who exactly were you out there camping with?
Keith Williams:
Excuse me?
LBM:
I'm kidding. Come on! Don't worry about the show! Keith Williams/Robert Gordon Satan's Hell? That's gonna be an awesome match! Just hopefully you kick Gordon's ass! Hell you could put me in there as special guest referee and I'll Earl Hebner his ass?
Keith Williams:
That won't be necessary!
LBM:
Keith, I known you a long long time. And okay we may not be best friends - but I know first hand just how vicious you can be in that ring. I still get numbness in my fingers cause of how nasty Keith Williams can be out there! Robert Gordon was the one who pressed the self destruct on this company - you owe to the entire FHT to shut him up for good!
Keith Williams:
Just try not to fuck up the rest of the hotel could you? Now get out of my sight!
.................................
LBM and Keith shake hands as LBM gets up from the private office in the hotel. LBM then sees the camera man who has filmed this. It's the orange trippy p t-shirt wearing fan and his friend!
The F'N Legend LBM:
You and that fucking camera again kid... Give me that!!!
FADE
