Post by Keith Williams on Nov 18, 2013 12:03:04 GMT -5
scene opens with Keith standing inside of Satans Hell.
Keith Williams:
Satans Hell. The meir mention of those two words conjures up images of chaos, carnage, broken bones and shattered lives. A match that shortens lives and ends careers. A match that could only be created by the devil himself, Robert Gordon. When I mentioned this match, long time fht fans know what I was putting myself into just for a chance to get my hands on Robert Gordon and finish this once and for all. But for you new fans, you are asking yourself "What is Satans hell?" and "there can't possibly be a match worst then hell in a cell". Well for you fans, tonight I present to you the very first Satans Hell. Its Satan aka Robert Gordon vs The Joker for the FHT TV title. This is but a taste of what you can expect when I step in the ring with Gordon.
Scene goes black and suddenly a video starts to play.
Unforgiven” by Metallica plays as we see a video of clips leading up to this match. We see the clip of Invasion when Joker German Suplexed Satan through a table, and busting him open with a sledgehammer. We then see when Satan putting Joker through a thumbtack/glass tube table from Raw is shown. We see the clip from the debut of The Circus, where Joker set Satan up and Mase attacked him.
Voice: Tonight, The FHT presents HELL IN A CELL: SATAN’S HELL!
JR: This is going be a war like we have ever seen on PPV.
King: This is going to be a bloodbath.
Doink’s Heel Theme hits as The Joker walks with a very grim face on. The crowd boos him, but Joker isn’t even effected by it.
“Walking Tall” by Godsmack blasts as Satan walks out to a gigantic pop from the crowd. Like Joker, Satan has a stone face.
The cell lowers as both men stare at each other as the 25ft Hell In A Cell is lowered as the crowd is in sheer awe at the sight of it. Joker looks around at the cage, so does Satan.
Both men stare at each other, Joker slaps Satan in the face, so does Satan. Both men start exchanging lefts and rights, and Satan comes out of nowhere with a spear and is hitting Joker so hard the make-up can be seen on Satan’s knuckles. Satan sends Joker into the corner and starts to stomp on Joker, until Joker grabs Satan’s leg and hit DragonScrew Leg Whip. Joker hits a legdrop on Satan’s throat. Joker then poses and grabs a chair from the outside and hits Satan in the skull with it. Joker then proceeds to ram the chair into his gut 6 times. Joker then throws Satan to the outside of the ring, and stomps on Satan’s groin. Joker the rams Satan into the cage, and proceeds to use Satan’s skull as a cheese grater. Joker then opens up a mat and DDT’s Satan onto the concrete. The ref starts the ten count.
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Satan barely gets up only to be met by a baseball slide by The Joker, and Satan hits his head on the steel, and is busted wide open. Joker then starts taunting him, until Satan grabs him by the throat, and slams him against the cage.
Satan: Boy, your gonna die!
Satan unleashes with brutal lefts and rights and throws Joker from one side of the cage to another, then does it again. Satan picks up Joker and uses his head as a cheese grater. Both men are busted wide open.
JR: BAW GAWD, both men are crimson masks!
Satan grabs the ladder and rams into Jokers ribs while he is down. Earl starts the 10 count
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Joker gets up and low blows Satan, Joker drives the ladder into Satan’s skull. Joker sets up a table on throws Satan onto it. Joker descends the cage until he is 15 ft, and drops an elbow onto Satan though a table! Earl starts the 10 count.
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Both men get up slowly, but surely. Joker grabs the ladder, puts it on Satan and hits the ladder with a chair. Joker gets in the ring and hits a plancha, only to hit the cage, but taken Satan with him. Satan gets up and low blows Joker. Satan hits a Springboard Plancha.
JR: Good almighty Satan risks life and limb to keep his belt.
Satan heads in the ring with the ladder, and sets it up. Satan climbs it, only to have a barely alive Joker push the ladder, and Satan hits the cage with a nasty thud.
JR: Good Gawd, Joker killed him!
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JR: He’s alive.
Joker sees that Satan is up and climbs the ladder and gets up. Satan, sees this and grabs a barb wire 2x4! Satan starts climbing the ladder, and hits Jokers lower ankle with the 2x4, and causes a nasty gash on it. Satan gets up and powerslams Joker on the steel.
Satan: Boy, play time’s over!
Joker has a scared face on him, as Satan starts swinging wildly at Joker. As Satan is swinging, Joker his a chop block, and locks on the Sharpshooter. Satan, taps as Joker taunts him. Joker eventually lets go, and grabs the sledgehammer!
JR: He’s got it.
Satan gets back up with the 2x4, as both men stare at each other. Both swing simultaneously with the weapons hitting each other.
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Both men get back up cut open again , punching each other. Joker gains the advantage, and grabs the ladder, only to have Satan dropkick the ladder into his face. Satan starts to climb the ladder, only to have Joker hit Satan in the back 6 times, and their is now a major cut on his back. Joker gets to the top of the ladder, and grabs Satan for The Last Laugh.
JR: What an impressive amount of strength, that man is 6’10 and 320 pounds!
Joker hits the Last Laugh, and both men go straight through the ring!
JR: BAW GAWD, both of these men are dead!
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Joker barely gets up
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Fink: Your winner and new FHT Television Champion, The Joker!
The cage finally is being lifted as we see Venom, HBV1 and David come out to help Satan as the crowd cheers. All of the sudden Trippy P, Shadow Walker and Harley Quinn of Crimson Future make there way down. Satan and the Joker are held up to there feet as the referee places the FHT Television Championship over the Joker's shoulder.
The crowd boos the Joker as Satan stands in a pool of his own blood staring at the Joker. We see the Joker about to the leave the ring but notices the titan tron with Satan and stops. The Joker walks back over to Satan slowly and puts out his hand to him. Satan looks confused for a few seconds but takes the Joker's hand and both of them shake. The crowd pops as the Joker smiles and then leaves the ring and heads out with the Crimson Future.
JR: This was truly Satan’s Hell
Satan gets up and leaves to the crowd chanting SATAN, SATAN, SATAN.
JR: This was a hell of a war, and if you folks are standing up off of your seats at home, you should be ashamed of your self! These men gave you their souls for you tonight, and this would be one of the most dramatic life altering match’s I have seen in a while!
Credit: Satan, for writing this fantastic match.
Keith Williams:
Satans Hell. The meir mention of those two words conjures up images of chaos, carnage, broken bones and shattered lives. A match that shortens lives and ends careers. A match that could only be created by the devil himself, Robert Gordon. When I mentioned this match, long time fht fans know what I was putting myself into just for a chance to get my hands on Robert Gordon and finish this once and for all. But for you new fans, you are asking yourself "What is Satans hell?" and "there can't possibly be a match worst then hell in a cell". Well for you fans, tonight I present to you the very first Satans Hell. Its Satan aka Robert Gordon vs The Joker for the FHT TV title. This is but a taste of what you can expect when I step in the ring with Gordon.
Scene goes black and suddenly a video starts to play.
Unforgiven” by Metallica plays as we see a video of clips leading up to this match. We see the clip of Invasion when Joker German Suplexed Satan through a table, and busting him open with a sledgehammer. We then see when Satan putting Joker through a thumbtack/glass tube table from Raw is shown. We see the clip from the debut of The Circus, where Joker set Satan up and Mase attacked him.
Voice: Tonight, The FHT presents HELL IN A CELL: SATAN’S HELL!
JR: This is going be a war like we have ever seen on PPV.
King: This is going to be a bloodbath.
Doink’s Heel Theme hits as The Joker walks with a very grim face on. The crowd boos him, but Joker isn’t even effected by it.
“Walking Tall” by Godsmack blasts as Satan walks out to a gigantic pop from the crowd. Like Joker, Satan has a stone face.
The cell lowers as both men stare at each other as the 25ft Hell In A Cell is lowered as the crowd is in sheer awe at the sight of it. Joker looks around at the cage, so does Satan.
Both men stare at each other, Joker slaps Satan in the face, so does Satan. Both men start exchanging lefts and rights, and Satan comes out of nowhere with a spear and is hitting Joker so hard the make-up can be seen on Satan’s knuckles. Satan sends Joker into the corner and starts to stomp on Joker, until Joker grabs Satan’s leg and hit DragonScrew Leg Whip. Joker hits a legdrop on Satan’s throat. Joker then poses and grabs a chair from the outside and hits Satan in the skull with it. Joker then proceeds to ram the chair into his gut 6 times. Joker then throws Satan to the outside of the ring, and stomps on Satan’s groin. Joker the rams Satan into the cage, and proceeds to use Satan’s skull as a cheese grater. Joker then opens up a mat and DDT’s Satan onto the concrete. The ref starts the ten count.
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Satan barely gets up only to be met by a baseball slide by The Joker, and Satan hits his head on the steel, and is busted wide open. Joker then starts taunting him, until Satan grabs him by the throat, and slams him against the cage.
Satan: Boy, your gonna die!
Satan unleashes with brutal lefts and rights and throws Joker from one side of the cage to another, then does it again. Satan picks up Joker and uses his head as a cheese grater. Both men are busted wide open.
JR: BAW GAWD, both men are crimson masks!
Satan grabs the ladder and rams into Jokers ribs while he is down. Earl starts the 10 count
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Joker gets up and low blows Satan, Joker drives the ladder into Satan’s skull. Joker sets up a table on throws Satan onto it. Joker descends the cage until he is 15 ft, and drops an elbow onto Satan though a table! Earl starts the 10 count.
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Both men get up slowly, but surely. Joker grabs the ladder, puts it on Satan and hits the ladder with a chair. Joker gets in the ring and hits a plancha, only to hit the cage, but taken Satan with him. Satan gets up and low blows Joker. Satan hits a Springboard Plancha.
JR: Good almighty Satan risks life and limb to keep his belt.
Satan heads in the ring with the ladder, and sets it up. Satan climbs it, only to have a barely alive Joker push the ladder, and Satan hits the cage with a nasty thud.
JR: Good Gawd, Joker killed him!
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JR: He’s alive.
Joker sees that Satan is up and climbs the ladder and gets up. Satan, sees this and grabs a barb wire 2x4! Satan starts climbing the ladder, and hits Jokers lower ankle with the 2x4, and causes a nasty gash on it. Satan gets up and powerslams Joker on the steel.
Satan: Boy, play time’s over!
Joker has a scared face on him, as Satan starts swinging wildly at Joker. As Satan is swinging, Joker his a chop block, and locks on the Sharpshooter. Satan, taps as Joker taunts him. Joker eventually lets go, and grabs the sledgehammer!
JR: He’s got it.
Satan gets back up with the 2x4, as both men stare at each other. Both swing simultaneously with the weapons hitting each other.
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Both men get back up cut open again , punching each other. Joker gains the advantage, and grabs the ladder, only to have Satan dropkick the ladder into his face. Satan starts to climb the ladder, only to have Joker hit Satan in the back 6 times, and their is now a major cut on his back. Joker gets to the top of the ladder, and grabs Satan for The Last Laugh.
JR: What an impressive amount of strength, that man is 6’10 and 320 pounds!
Joker hits the Last Laugh, and both men go straight through the ring!
JR: BAW GAWD, both of these men are dead!
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Joker barely gets up
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Fink: Your winner and new FHT Television Champion, The Joker!
The cage finally is being lifted as we see Venom, HBV1 and David come out to help Satan as the crowd cheers. All of the sudden Trippy P, Shadow Walker and Harley Quinn of Crimson Future make there way down. Satan and the Joker are held up to there feet as the referee places the FHT Television Championship over the Joker's shoulder.
The crowd boos the Joker as Satan stands in a pool of his own blood staring at the Joker. We see the Joker about to the leave the ring but notices the titan tron with Satan and stops. The Joker walks back over to Satan slowly and puts out his hand to him. Satan looks confused for a few seconds but takes the Joker's hand and both of them shake. The crowd pops as the Joker smiles and then leaves the ring and heads out with the Crimson Future.
JR: This was truly Satan’s Hell
Satan gets up and leaves to the crowd chanting SATAN, SATAN, SATAN.
JR: This was a hell of a war, and if you folks are standing up off of your seats at home, you should be ashamed of your self! These men gave you their souls for you tonight, and this would be one of the most dramatic life altering match’s I have seen in a while!
Credit: Satan, for writing this fantastic match.
