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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Apr 29, 2009 17:31:31 GMT -5
Monday, April 27TH, 2009 Live from the 02 Arena, London, England-------------------- FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIPMain Event MatchThe F'N Legend Lbm [c] -vs- Big Daddy Ash Strife_____________________________________________________________________________-AND-__________________________________________________________RETURN OF THE PEEPSSingles MatchThe Peep's Champ -vs- Dragon__________________________________________________________- C O M M E N T A T O R S - Gary King & Rachel Beckett Gary King: Welcome everyone to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy! My name is Gary King alongside Rachel Beckett! Rachel Beckett: Back by popular demand! A-Damn is still off indefinitely and Wally Wilson after six years has taken leave of absense meaning its just me and Gary!
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Apr 30, 2009 17:14:24 GMT -5
OUTSIDE THE LONDON 02 ARENA[/color]
FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy kicks off with a shot outside the London 02 Arena, as a limousine pulls up. The driver gets out and makes his way to the back door of the limousine opening it for whomever is inside.
The FHT Hardcore Champion, The F'N Legend Lbm emerges from the limousine, followed by the new number one contender for the ELITE Global Honored Crown Dark Angel. Inside the arena, the crowd cheers.
Wearing a pink shirt & trousers, The F'N Legend Lbm asks for directions and is pointed towards the locker rooms as him and Dark Angel make their way into the arena for tonite's show![/color]
The F'N Legend Lbm:[/b] You excited Reece?
Dark Angel:[/b] Tonite... tonite's our night! Ain't no one gonna ruin this one!
The F'N Legend Lbm:[/b] It's gonna be one hell of a show! Damn I'm pumped!!!
scene ends
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Post by Reverend Daddy Joe on Apr 30, 2009 20:14:40 GMT -5
The FHTtron shows Ash Strife is sitting in his office with the rest of Uprising.
Max Venom: Good job on your match last week with that wash out RDJ.
Ash Strife: Are you kidding? It was no sweat.
Ace Andrews: What're we going to do to him after trying to set you on fire
Ash: I have a few plans.
Just then, a UPS delivery guy comes through the door.
UPS Delivery guy: I have a package for a Mr. Ash Strife, please sign here.
Ash: What the hell?
Ash signs for the package and opens it up, and stares inside with a confused look on his face.
Max Venom: What is it?
Ash reaches inside the package and pulls out what looks to be the old LoP FHT Hardcore Championship.
Ash: It's an old beat up title belt....weird. there's a letter too.
Ash opens the letter and reads it out loud.
Ash: It says
"Dear Mr. Commisioner,
You want your revenge? Hold onto this belt as long as you can. Take it wherever you go. Love it more than anything else, it will show you fear, madness and glory.
- RDJ
P.S. I also included a check to your mother for child support. Whoes your daddy?"
Max: Throw that thing away.
Ash: No, I want to see where this is going. I'm keeping the belt.
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 2, 2009 8:17:38 GMT -5
CLOSER [Kings of Leon] hits...[/color]
Pyrotechnics explode throughout the London 02 Arena, as it can mean only one thing! Through the flames and mist that engulf the huge ramp entrance way, the FHT Hardcore Champion, The F'N Legend Lbm steps out to a bloody huge reaction!
Wearing a pink shirt and grey trousers and sunglasses with his head shaved bald, his grey stubble showing & looking like he just spent the past 7 days on a sunbed, Lbm looks great as he walks down the aisle with the actual FHT Hardcore Championship title belt over his shoulder![/color]
Gary King: How do you properly sum up the career of this man? For over six years Lbm has won countless championships, been involved in some of the most epic match ups and you can bet if there's been a controversy in the back - Lbm's been right in the thick of it!
Rachel Beckett: Get a room Gary?! Geez... Let me tell you about Lbm... Politician! Backstabber! Loathed and despised by the majority of the locker room! Constantly pushing himself down our throats! The FHT/ELITE will be a better place, with Lbm out of it!
The FHT Hardcore Champion, makes his way down the aisle and climbs up onto the ring apron standing posing looking out at the capacity crowd in the London 02 Arena. Lbm climbs up on the top rope holding his title belt high in the air as flash bulbs go off everywhere.
Stepping down off the ropes and into the ring for the first time he is handed a microphone by Erik Knights, as his music fades. Huge cheering for The F'N Legend Lbm now as he stands and waits for a moment before putting the microphone up to his mouth![/color]
The F'N Legend Lbm: F'N Hardcore Territory aka FHT, launched on the 10th November 2002 when a young wrestler known as Little Big Man became the first ever FHT Hardcore Champion pinning Tommy Dreamer. Over the course of the next few months, the FHT would grow bigger and stronger and the roster expanded as more and more shared the common quest - to become the FHT Hardcore Champion!
If it had not been for the FHT Hardcore Championship belt, FHT would never have been born. Indeed every FHT championship belt, the origins of ELITE and its championship belts - had it not been for that cold night on the 10th November 2002 when Little Big Man captured and subsequently lost the FHT Hardcore Championship - well there would have been none of this!
In two weeks time... Sunday May 10th 2009, it'll be exactly six and a half years since the birth of the FHT Hardcore Championship! Quite frankly... thats crazy! I can't believe it! One hell of a milestone! This championship that I currently and proudly wear over my shoulder is now part of history!
Applause for the FHT Hardcore Championship belt here as The F'N Legend Lbm holds it high in the air for all to see! Lbm seems almost moved by this![/color]
The F'N Legend Lbm: The list of men who held this title belt since that fateful night... it endless! I'm talking bout guys like Reverend Daddy Joe, Straightcurve, David, Trippy P, ShadowWalker, The Joker, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Satan, NIN Horror, "Sick" Nick, HBV1, Red Ninja, Soul Reaper, Blade, Diamond, Ulster, Ma$ter, Edgecutioner... Hell even Wally Wilson and many many more!
Last week you saw footage of when Crazy Ash Killa (now our FHT/ELITE Commissioner & ELITE Global Honored Champion), lost the FHT Hardcore Championship to myself on an episode of Monday Night Legacy back in April 2008 with a little help from Reverend Daddy Joe. Do you know on that night, April 14th 2008, that Crazy Ash Killa's loss signified the end of the longest reign of anyone of the FHT Hardcore Championship since it's birth!
Does Big Daddy Strife even know this one? His reign that began when he retired the FHT Television Championship against "Sick" Nick at FHT V, lasted 126 days! That was the record for anyone! Well... it was! On November 10th 2008, some six years to the date when the FHT Hardcore Championship was born, I like I did 6 years before, won the FHT Hardcore Championship by beating NIN Horror!
As of right now tonite... you people are looking at not only the first FHT Hardcore Champion! No... your looking at the longest reigning FHT Hardcore Champion of all time... 169 days and counting!!! Can you believe that?
Huge applause for The F'N Legend Lbm's huge milestone here tonite in London! A "LBM" chant breaks out and seems genuinely moved by all this.[/color]
The F'N Legend Lbm: Right now you can just bet that half the bloody locker room is furiously penning a promo about me being an egotistical prick bla bla who don't deserve this. And I will look forward to hearing them all - every last one! But I do deserve this! You wanna know why I deserve this?
Because in 2009, we have a FHT Undisputed Champion and an ELITE Heavyweight Champion and both them are a gawd damn disgrace! While the FHT/ELITE has experienced one hell of a revival thanks to the influx of new talent and the willingness of ex talent returning specifically to work with and nurture the next generation - the two men sitting at the top of the pack, have done nothing but drag this company and them two championships down!
As far as I'm concerned right now, this FHT Hardcore Championship belt held by myself who has wrestled every single show this year means more than the two championships worn by Soul Reaper and NIN Horror respectively! I think its a sad indictment that rather than face off against Max Venom & Ace Andrews (who granted aren't my best friends by any shot), that Soul Reaper cries off saying he didn't want to do it!
Well Max Venom and Ace Andrews have in 10 weeks been more entertaining and indeed more deserving of their spot than you Soul Reaper. Indeed your only high spot came when it was you versus Ace Andrews which has to be ironic. In 10 weeks, so much has gone on with The Uprising and the men who have fought and battled against them.
Meanwhile after 10 weeks - we're still waiting for Soul Reaper to grow a set and finally step into the ring with Akuma Ninja! Which to Ninja... I mean - you carried Reaper around for years as a part of a tag team - now you gotta prop him up as FHT Undisputed Champion! That's a tough break for someone so talented!
The F'N Legend Lbm is sweating now, as he still has his championship belt over his shoulder! Lbm unbuttons his shirt a little now as he continues![/color]
The F'N Legend Lbm: As for NIN Horror... I mean NIN! Last year... you and me! In 2008 no one came close to doing what he did! Title changes, match after match, weddings, pregnancies, affairs, children getting beaten, hell I died and came back! NIN Horror you were the fuckin man in 2008! There you stood as the best bad ass in the entire company and it was inevitable that after four years in ELITE - this was your time... there would be no denying that you would be ELITE Heavyweight Champion!
But not like this... When you won what was at one time the most coveted price in ELITE via a count out?! NIN Horror - you pissed away your own name and that of the ELITE Heavyweight Championship. Hell Ace Andrews was known as the worst champion of all time... but he beat four men in one night! You couldn't even beat one! And here we are... three weeks have passed since your big night! And Trey "The Dude" Spruance has shown more than you have.
And this... all this is the reason why there is a faction called The Uprising who have gone round disrespecting the veterans! Cause these are the men who are sitting holding on for dear life to the top spots no matter how undeserving and no matter how many others are constantly out working them on a weekly basis!
Right now... the FHT Hardcore Championship - a belt that actually gets defended and worn by a "veteran" who actually wrestles as often as he can. The belt worn by me 2 weeks shy of six months will be defended tonite! I'm not sure if we can say that about those other two fellas - hell there probably not even here! So if your in the back... and your thinking - man I'd love to stop Lbm just two weeks shy of reaching of six months with the FHT Hardcore Championship... then bring it on!
Lbm drops the microphone and poses with the FHT Hardcore Championship before heading back up the rampway! He smacks hands on the way back up as he goes to the back obviously hoping someone will answer his request![/color]
Gary King: Man... Lbm just... They won't like that!
Rachel Beckett: Is that one of the Lbm promos they told me about?
Gary King: He likes to do that type of thing from time to time!
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 2, 2009 9:15:24 GMT -5
BACKSTAGE
We cut to the back moments after the FHT Hardcore Champion, The F'N Legend Lbm's promo! Lbm has just returned to the back as the number one contender Dark Angel is standing waiting for him.[/color]
Dark Angel: I think you were out of line out there!
The F'N Legend Lbm: What? Reece... what? Come on. Why? You can't tell me that you think that NIN Horror and Soul Reaper are doing a great job of leading this company as ELITE Heavyweight and FHT Undisputed Champions?
Dark Angel: No... fuck them - they are shit! I mean that... you never once put over out there that I am the new ELITE Global Honored Crown number one contender! Didn't you see my match last week?
The F'N Legend Lbm: Actually I missed it and had to read the quick results on elitegrounds.com! Sounded quite good though! I'm sorry I never got to see it! Actually I never got to see Akuma Ninja versus Max Venom & Ace Andrews!
Dark Angel: Yeah I missed that one myself. I did read the quick results for it online at elitegrounds.com though! I tell you as quick results go... that was one hell of a quick result!
The F'N Legend Lbm: Better than Trippy P vs Ace Andrews on the pay per view? I mean that was my quick result of the year! I tell you what quick result I really wanted to read though - that was the Ash Strife versus Trippy P quick result from the first time they fought!? Bastards never even got it up at all!
Dark Angel: Hahaha... So man... this whole Crusher Casey thing? The yellow paint last week? That was fucked up! I am just sorry I wasn't out there to help you - I didn't know anything about it till was to late!
The F'N Legend Lbm: Well what can I say... I don't know much about art but I know what I like... and the Casey painting me yellow thing - I didn't like! I think the guy has some sort of emotional issues!
Dark Angel: You gonna get him tonite?
The F'N Legend Lbm: Reece I don't know... we've wrestled now a couple of times and I've beat him! I think really this guy just wants me in that octogan Mixed Martial Arts match up and thats whats driving him on! As far as I know they are hoping to reschedule it for 3 weeks time. So until then I'm just gonna have to try my best to deal with it!
Dark Angel: Coolio... Hey tell me this... what about the estranged wife? Sally Wilson - she had her baby yet? Damn them nine months sure did go fast!
The F'N Legend Lbm: Sally is due in 2 weeks time! I spoke to her on the phone yesterday and she's keeping well. Apparently she's the size of a house though! Its tough you know... we won't know if the child is mine or NIN Horror's till after the kid is born and we have a DNA test! Just will be glad when we know the truth and we can draw a line under this!
Dark Angel: Yes whole thing is a messy business! Hey did I tell you that I finally got a date with that Angelica chick who hangs about with "The Artist formerly known as Red Ninja"?
The F'N Legend Lbm: Man your life is finally working out for you... a title shot and a date all in the one week? Just don't go disappearing now at the crucial moment ehh Reece and maybe this could be the big break for you?
Lbm turns around and Reece has suddenly gone? Lbm looks around the corridor for him but he can't be found![/color]
The F'N Legend Lbm: Reece? Reece? Where he'd go? Reece? AHHH HERE IT GOES!!!
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Post by Former FHT Employee Daniel Ice on May 2, 2009 15:37:41 GMT -5
Dark Angel: One of these days, he'll learn that my name is Daniel...
[It seems Angel has not gotten far. He is walking and talking to himself as he strides down corridor after corridor, getting ready for his big match. He stops suddenly, looking at the guy across the corridor, haphazardly playing with a yo-yo]
Dark Angel: Venom.
[The leader of the Uprising, Max Venom looks up and smiles that “evil intentions” smile usually plastered across his face. He walks up to the big man, yo-yo back in his jacket pocket]
Max Venom: Seems I've found a better toy to play with.
Dark Angel: So the great and powerful Uprising leader is now reduced to playing with children's distractions in a corridor?
Max Venom: As opposed to getting ready for that blockbuster match that the veterans have challenged me to? Oh wait, I'm not booked. Hell, if I didn't have Ash Strife on my side, I probably wouldn't be able to get a match in-between the Lbm ego-stroking and voices hiding away in shadows warning of vague destruction.
Dark Angel: Oh, I see. You're gonna sit on your ass and wait for an opportunity to come to you. God, that sounds familiar somehow... Oh yes! Its what you accused the veterans of doing!
[Venom's smile shrinks slightly, into a slight smirk as he turns his back to Angel and folds his arms in front of his chest]
Max Venom: You know, I don't remember what I said. Its been a while and every week someone else comes up with another theory on why the Uprising happened. It was poor management. It was lacklustre World Champions. It was arrogance on both sides. It was jealously, greed... People telling me why I did what I did. Do I really look interested in justifications? Sometimes its just fun to watch the status quo get destroyed then improved on.
Dark Angel: Oh yes, improved on. What this promotion really needs on top is a power-abuser, a disappointing champion, a psychopathic nutjob and a guy who kills companies.
Max Venom: Keith Williams, NIN Horror, Satan and you?
Dark Angel: I don't kill companies. Purposely.
[Max Venom lets out a frighteningly sincere laugh, patting Angel on the shoulder, who shrugs off the hand]
Max Venom: Why weren't we ever friends, Angel? We'd make a great double-act. Better than you and Lbm in any case.
Dark Angel: You sent me through a glass ceiling.
Max Venom: And that saved your career! The fans like you now! You're considered an actual threat! Hell, the “you've disappeared” joke is just that now! You went into that match saying that it would make me or kill me... It actually made you! I beat you down and you were the one who really benefited!
Dark Angel: You said it yourself, we both gave each other hell during that match. That's the thing, you Uprising people, you just want respect handed to you on a silver platter. You think that you can do some funny skits and a few serious promos and that's all it takes. You earn respect by getting out there and fighting with everything you've got, because those fans, they know when you are phoning it in. Sometimes you walk away bruised, battered and broken, a loser, and all around you the fans are still chanting your name... That's respect, Max. You and the Uprising just don't understand that.
[Venom's smile is gone and he turns around to face Angel angrily. Both men meet eye-to-eye]
Max Venom: You want to lecture me on respect? Who the fuck do you think you are? These fans can boo me all they want, the people backstage can hate my guts and my opponent can spit in my face, but they'll all damn well respect me. I'm the best in this company and if you disagree, Angel, I'm sure I can convince Sir Alan that Venom/Angel II will be a real seller.
Dark Angel: ...No. Why retread old ground, Max? You scared that you just won't be good enough for the World Title scene? That your whole illusion of being the greatest wrestler in this arena will crumble down the moment you step in against someone who wasn't at his best.
Max Venom: That's your excuse?
Dark Angel: I was in pretty good shape and I had a hell of a showing against you, Venom. I'm not satisfied with that though. A few years ago, in my prime, I would've beaten you. Each and every week, I get that bit better. I'm smarter now. I'm dedicated. Slowly the old skills will come back and the Unearthly Destruction will be unleashed once again.
Max Venom: Yeah, that old powerhouse who won precisely nothing. I'm quaking in my boots right here. You're just like the rest of them, all nostalgic and telling me how a few years ago it would've been different. You know what? A few years ago, I was killing companies and being the absolute best in the business. Next week, Ash Strife is going to give you a real good reality check and show you precisely how good you are right now. I suppose at least you can keep going on about being the best failure in this company though, that's something.
[The smirk is right back on Venom's face and he backs away. Angel doesn't move, emotionless. Venom slowly starts to walk away]
Dark Angel: …For years, I'd sit on the sidelines as the flavour of the month came in and was practically handed the title of his choosing. I wasn't a fan of booking myself in title matches and when they did happen, I'd usually get screwed. Diamond used a technicality to reverse my victory, other men would get pinned in three-ways, _the j-man used a t-shirt to hide the fact he was bleeding in a first blood match... Years and years of being screwed or pushed aside, Venom. Your Uprising is half guys who haven't even been here a year yet. You have guys like Ace Andrews who got to the top via some lucky draws in a tournament. You have Crusher Casey who has had long, successful tag team reigns but never progressed past that from his own incentive, you have guys like Ash Strife using his powers to give himself more and more reigns... You don't even understand what its like to be undervalued or not given a fair opportunity, none of you do.
Max Venom: Oh, the great oppressed Dark Angel. I'm sure you got plenty of opportunities, but you just happened to be absent during them all. You can't stand the big game. Once the pressure is on you to perform, you fail. You crack under the spotlight. You know what? Next week, you have your opportunity. I can't wait to see Ash Strife kill the dream of a first Dark Angel title run.
Dark Angel: Over the years, I've put up with crappy champions. There's been a nagging voice in my head, telling me I can do better. I have the scars to prove my dedication, the pools of blood in arenas across the world to prove my love... Ash Strife is just the latest in the long line of unworthy champions wearing ELITE gold ahead of me. He's the one that I'll take all my rage out on. Next week, Max, things will change, but it won't be as you expect.
[Angel walks away, confident as Venom watches on, thinking but still smirking, before pulling out his yo-yo again as Legacy goes to commercial]
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Post by tpc on May 2, 2009 22:22:38 GMT -5
[Dragon is in the ring as "Stitches" By Allele blasts on the PA as the lights go out and small spotlights flash across the area and one big spotlight shines down onto the stage but The Peep's Champ doesn't step out as the music plays for a few mins the lights come back on and the music dies down]
Gary King: Where is The Peep's Champ
[Dragon is arguing with the ref to award him the match the crowd pops as Dragon turns around CON-CHAT-O by The Peep's Champ the ref tries to get The Peep's Champ to stop his attack but The Peep's Champ pushes him off as he picks up the chair and places it around Dragon's neck and repeatedly nails it with the bat the ref calls for the bell]
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH DUE TO DQ DRAGON
Rachel Beckett: Dragon has just beat The Peep's Champ in his return match
[The Peep's Champ picks Dragon up and irish whips him into the corner he runs in and nails him with a high knee Dragon slides down in the corner and The Peep's Champ bounces off the ropes and nails him with a stiff kick to the face as Dragon starts bleeding from the nose]
Gary King: The Peep's Champ could have broken Dragon's nose
[The Peep's Champ picks Dragon up and places him on the top ropes as he climbs up with him he picks Dragon up for a superplex but instead nails him with a brain buster onto the top turn buckle]
Rachel Beckett: The Peep's Champ could've broke Dragon's neck
[The Peep's Champ picks up a lifeless Dragon before nailing him with THE FINISHER he sets beside of Dragon for a second as he smiles to the fact that Dragon's face is covered in blood before he gets up and grabs a mic as he looks down at Dragon]
Gary King: The Peep's Champ is smiling at what he just done
The Peep's Champ: Since my return I have been disrespect by Max Venom and Nin Horror so Dragon I have a message for you to deliver you see they was once a place called Fantasy Hardcore Thread where you had to watch your back around ever corner because ever match was under Hardcore rules and could happen at any moment myself LBM and RDJ the true legends of this business have stories and scars to tell and show you from this place that wasn't about the wins you had or the money you made but it was about survival because everyone was out for blood and causing pain to their opponent now I dunno how LBM or RDJ feels but this is how I feel
[The Peep's Champ drops the mic and applies THE PEEP'S SUBMISSION to Dragon as officials rush in to get him off Dragon before he breaks his arm as the camera fades to black] [/b][/i]
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Post by unknown on May 3, 2009 16:48:51 GMT -5
--The camera opens up in the ringside area, camera pointed at the big screen. A video montage begins to play, compiled of clips from previous weeks.--
"I am here to deliver a message"
"The situation is spiralling out of control. And yet you remain blind to the long term damage you are causing to the company you claim to love and fight for."
"Take this as your first warning. Continue on this path and drastic action will be required."
--A new voice rings out, vaguely familar, booming words that also flash up on screen.--
We warned you...
--More clips of the shadowy individual-- [/i] "You didn’t listen. I came before you with a warning of your devastation, and you ignored it."
"That’s what this conflict is all about, ego."
"we ask that you quell this rebellion or we shall be force to take further action against you."--Again the familar voice booms out--[/i] But you ignored us...[/b] --More clips, this time from last week.--"So, here we are once more. And again I am forced to ask a question of you. Do you care?"
"Your time IS running thin; your opportunities are escaping you. This conflict will end, one way or the other, mark my words on that."
"This war you have created does not have a happy ending, surely you see that"
"But you’re so blind to the long term effects of keeping this fight going."
"The chaos that is being sown among the populace is causing anarchy and strife"
"Your time to take action is running out."The key players have been identified...[/b] "Commissioner Strife. Let us turn our attentions to you first. A man formally preoccupied with his gothic facade now has real authority in this company?"
"However, among the ranks of The Uprising, there is a leach. Sucking on life force of others to prolong his own existence, all the while ignoring the needs of the many in preference for self preservation. That individual is Ace Andrews."
"The all mighty and esteemed leader of The Uprising. Max Venom, you are indeed an interesting individual."
"Take Keith Williams for example. He is concerned of nothing but his own well being. Like an experienced chess master, intent on protecting his king from its death."
"That honour, falls squarely at the feet of the infamous Soul Reaper. There may be many who attempt to dispute these words implicating you so strongly in this conflict, but the evidence speaks for itself. "
"But of course, this piece by piece analysis of the very flaws that encompasses the Veterans would not be complete with a cursory mention of one LBM."Your time has run out...--3 clips placed side by side, each figure saying the same words--"I represent not a single man, but a revolution. I represent the collective, voicing the needs of the many. Those are my words, and the words of the men and women who will shape the world. Go ahead, save yourselves"It's too late, we're coming...--The screen cuts to static, filling the arena with an unnerving sound--[/i] [/center]
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Post by Absolute Horror on May 3, 2009 17:57:50 GMT -5
The fans erupt in boos as “Death” hits the p.a. A tanned NIN Horror walks out from the curtains wearing white rimmed sunglasses, a Coachella 2009 t-shirt, aqua shorts, black leather wrestling boots, and the ELITE World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist. NIN pauses on the stage to survey the booing fans. He gives them the middle fingers and then walks down the ramp. NIN climbs up the ring steps and walks along the ring apron. NIN stops halfway, looks at the fans, and spits on the ground. NIN climbs through the ropes and gets in the center of the ring as all the lights in the arena go out. One spotlight stays on him as he grabs the edge of his sunglasses. NIN pauses, and then whips them off just as all the lights blindingly flash back on. The cameras come back into focus as NIN holds out the glasses. NIN folds them up and hangs them from the neckline of his shirt as his music fades out. NIN is handed a microphone, and pauses to survey the loudly booing fans.
NIN Horror:[/color] And just when I thought New York had the biggest asshole fans, how could I have forgotten the fans of London?
More boos.
NIN Horror:[/color] And you stupid people are out of luck if you think I’m wrestling tonight, I have the night off!
Even more boos.
NIN Horror:[/color] So, after winning the past and future greatest prize in this company a few weeks ago, and spitting in Trippy P’s face the week after that, I decided to take a well deserved vacation. But, believe it or not, I actually watched last week’s show. I thought it’d be good for a laugh. So do you know what I saw? I saw people coming out of the woodwork to get over by namedropping me. I know as the World Champion I have the biggest target on my back, but seriously. Are you people so desperate for attention you have to mention my name every chance you get? I hear Max Venom questioning my title win. The guy that’s trying to take down the company using rookies and the old guys that never made it past the midcard? Pardon me if I’m not impressed. Max, I did turn on my TV, you asked me to see a true World Champion. I didn’t see one! Who was I supposed to be watching Max? Ace Andrews? He’s not the worst World Champion we’ve had, that (dis)honor goes to Trippy, but true World Champ? I don’t think so. Was it you I was supposed to watch Max? Considering I’ve held more World Titles than you could even name, I don’t think you’re this mysterious true World Champion either. Was I supposed to be watching any of the new guys? The guys I could beat without even changing into my ring gear? Was I supposed to be watching Crusher Casey, or Ash Strife, either of those two jokers? Max the only true World Champion around here wasn’t even on the show last week. I had more important things to do than baby-sit you guys. Max if you want to know what a real true World Champion looks like, look no further than NIN Horror. The man you go to bed every night wishing you could be.
The fans boo NIN’s arrogance.
NIN Horror:[/color] Speaking of jealous-types, here’s another guy that tried to boost his audience reaction by mentioning me, Casey. Crusher “It’s everyone else’s fault I suck” Casey. Really, you’ve never held a singles belt in this company because of people like me. Well that’s just too bad. Maybe if you’re lucky you can go whine about it on Tyra next. Here’s some free advice champ, if you want something, you gotta take it. None of this ‘sitting on your hands waiting for it to fall in your lap’ business. Do you think I got to where I am by counting on other people? Hell-no. Maybe you can’t get your big break because nobody wants to put the spotlight on a hulking crybaby. If you think you really deserve a chance in this company then why don’t you line up to face me? You can tell Trippy what it’s like to lose with dignity.
The fans boo NIN’s continued antics.
NIN Horror:[/color] But if you want to see someone with zero-dignity, look no further than the so called “Peep's Champ.”
The fans cheer for TPC, and then go back to booing NIN.
NIN Horror:[/color] Just when I thought the last guy was the biggest joke in the company, here returns The Peep's Champ. Sadly the last decent World Champion we had, all thanks to the series of matches he had with Your’s Truly. So I watch TPC walk down to the ring with all you stupid people cheering for him, and then I watched him string together a bunch of stupid for some kind of promo. Let me take this point by point. You came back, just to have a match with Lbm? You must’ve been telling the truth when you said you hadn’t been watching, because Lbm’s already had his greatest matches, they were against me of coarse. Next, you have the audacity to call yourself a legend? I am legend, you are the guy that got over by losing to me. Hey, what ever happened to your World Title reign? Oh yeah, you gave up the belt because Satan hit you in the head too hard. Face it, when things got too hard for you to handle, you just gave up and went home, like Trippy. You were too afraid of losing this belt so you just dropped it off like a prom night dumpster baby. Ace Andrews tried to clean up the mess you made by vacating the belt, and failed horribly. Then it was Trippy’s turn, but he couldn’t even work up the nerve to show up for his first title defense. That’s where I come in. It’s now my job to restore the reputation of the ELITE World Heavyweight Championship, thanks starting with your cowardly display.
The fans boo hard in defense of The Peep's Champ.
NIN Horror:[/color] And don’t think I didn’t see your little YouTube video either. I mean, Ace Andrews already defended the belt against you, technically restoring it’s legitimacy, but if you want another failed attempt then be my guest. I’ll beat you again for old time’s sake, it’ll only be what, the fifth, sixth time. And we can have any stupid gimmick match you want. I’m sure Commissioner Cactus Jack would shoot his goo to book whatever ridiculous concept you come up with. You’ll just have to be patient though, I’m a busy man.
The fans erupt in cheers over a possible NIN/TPC rematch.
NIN Horror:[/color] The Queen is a man in drag!
The British fans erupt in boos over NIN’s jab at the Queen.
NIN Horror:[/color] Or not, I don’t care, just as long as you’re booing, the sound of you people happy disturbs me.
The fans continue booing, inadvertently giving NIN what he wants.
NIN Horror:[/color] And finally the last person who I thought would be calling me out. I guess I didn’t beat him hard enough last time. L, b, m.
The fans explode in cheers at the mention of Lbm.
NIN Horror:[/color] You’re right that I was 2008’s MVP, and you’re right that this is my time to be champion, but I don’t give a fuck what you think about how I won it! What was I supposed to do? Wait for them to force Trippy to face me? You saw that Trippy was too chickenshit to meet me in the ring. You saw how he was so afraid of me that he chose to retire instead of even challenging me taking his belt on the spot the way I did. I deserve to be World Heavyweight Champion, why should’ve I waited any longer for a match that was never gonna happen? My personal legacy is enough to erase the shame brought on the World Title by The Peep's Champ, Ace Andrews, and Trippy P. What has Trey Whatever shown Lbm? Do Trey’s t-shirts sell out every night? Even the nights he’s not there? Does he even have t-shirts!? Even when I’m not on the show, even when I’m nowhere near the arena, I am still a major part of this company. My presence looms over all of FHT/ELITE, even more so now because I am the ELITE World Heavyweight Champion. And besides, like I’m really gonna be lectured on dignity by Lbm, don’t make me laugh.
NIN walks around the ring and brushes back his bleach blond hair.
NIN Horror:[/color] You know, I think I know what this is all about. Lbm is jealous of me. Lbm, you’re jealous of the fact that I’ve entered a golden new stage of my career, while you are in the twilight of your’s. Face it Lbm, just like Max Venom, you wish you could be me. You’ll never hold the World Title again, that must tear you up inside. Even worse, you’re afraid that the child you only think is your’s will grow up to see what a loser her father has become. Well you don’t have to worry about that last one. Because that girl is going to have a real man for a father, a real winner, me! I can’t wait until she is born and we can perform the DNA test. When the results show that I am the father, I will finally have you out of my life! But if you’re not man enough to accept that, well I loved shortening your career, and I’ll love even more to finish it!
The fans erupt in boos as NIN holds out his arm and drops the mic. “Death” hits the p.a. as NIN puts his sunglasses back on. NIN gives the fans the fingers one more time as Legacy goes to commercials…
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Post by Max Venom on May 3, 2009 21:12:03 GMT -5
Tonight on The Max Venom Show: Grappling For Custody! Who's The Father?! --VENOM! VENOM! VENOM!-- Live in front of a crowd of loud and obnoxious studio audience members, its The Max Venom Show! The host himself, Max Venom, walks out waving to the rabid fans in attendance, microphone in hand. Max Venom: Tonight on The Max Venom Show, the results are in! We'll be finding out who the father of young Jimmy Jack Wilson is! Is it the longest reigning FHT Hardcore Champion in history, Lbm, or the current ELITE World Heavyweight Champion, NIN Horror? Stay tuned, we have the answers right here! But first, let's welcome the mother, Sally Wilson onto the show...“Sally” enters, shyly as the crowd hoot and holla random slurs at her. She sits down on the couch next to Max Venom, who holds her hand to comfort her. Max Venom: Welcome back, Sally. Last time you were on the show, you told us about your romance with both Lbm and NIN Horror. You told us that Lbm wooed you back into his arms after your previous rocky marriage hit the rocks, that he was a loving father to his horde of reckless offspring... That you had previously bore two of his children, twins with really stupid names.
Sally Wilson: Yes, that's correct. The names are really very stupid.
Max Venom: However, while this was going on, you slowly fell for that rogue, NIN Horror, and had an affair in full view of TV cameras. Its a testament to how little of this show Lbm actually watches that he never picked up on it. So you were scheduled to marry Lbm, but you had fallen in love with NIN... What happened?
Sally Wilson: Lbm died. He got hit by a truck, there was blood everywhere and a fairly lame memorial show. I thought that was it, but then one night he appeared again, and he had grown a beard. It was all very confusing.
Max Venom: So Lbm had miraculously come back to life after dying? What did he do?
Sally Wilson: Wrestle NIN a few more times and start checking off the days until he was the longest-reiging FHT Hardcore champion, mostly.
Max Venom: Well, I think its time to meet the man himself, ladies and gentlemen, Lbm!“Lbm” comes out, throwing insults back at the crowd rising against him. He shakes Venom by the hand, and is invited to sit down, and he chooses the seat furthest away from Sally. Max Venom: Thanks for joining us here on the show, Lbm. I'm sure you've got a lot to say.
Lbm: Of course I do! Its 2009 and I'm just so glad to be here in FHT/ELITE, the best promotion on earth with the greatest fans in the universe and the best talent in the multiverses. When I was a young boy, during World War 1, I dreamt of being here today, in this very arena, and living the dream and having classic matches against guys like Headbanger. You catch that last week, Venom?
Max Venom: No, sorry, I blinked and missed it. Anyway, Lbm, would you like to talk about your relationship with Sally Wilson?
Lbm: Well, it was my belief that my character is at my best when I'm ploughing something. I'm not ashamed to say I've slept with every female to have come within fifty yards of this promotion. After all, I am the master of the shoot.
Max Venom: Too much information. So, are you going to take care of this-
Lbm: Can I just say something real quick about the Dark Angel/Ash Strife feud?
Max Venom: No?
Lbm: I don't like it. I'm thrilled that my buddy Angel is getting a title shot, but no one's going to buy it. Dark Angel holding a title belt is a sign of the apocalypse, alongside such impossible occurrences like active World Champions, a good show without Max Venom and me actually having a MMA-style match against Crusher Casey.
Max Venom: Well, that was insightful. So, are you going to take care of this baby?
Lbm: I've fathered fifteen children so far, I know everything there is to know about parenting. What you do is stick them with their mothers unless you need them for a promo to show just what a great person I am. And maybe make some more inside jokes.
Max Venom: Well, we've met Lbm. Now let's meet the other potential father... Ladies and gentlemen, NIN Horror!Loud booing as “NIN” walks down, middle fingers raised towards the jeering audience. He fistbumps with Max Venom and takes a seat between Sally and Lbm, reclining backwards. Max Venom: NIN, good to have you back. I've heard you're something of a rebel amongst the FHT/ELITE locker-room.
NIN Horror: Oh, I'm not one to brag. You know though, there's a patch of grass outside the FHT Arena. There's a sign on there, saying “Do not step on the grass”. On the rare occasions when I show up, you know what I do? Man, I put my foot tentatively on the very edge of that grass, then quickly remove it before anyone notices.
Max Venom: That's just mind-boggling.
NIN Horror: You ever seen those “No littering” signs? I like to make it look like I'm going to drop my chewing gum wrapper on the floor there... Then I go and place it in a proper trash receptacle. I once phoned up a pizza place, got them to send me a really horrendous order, like everything on it. Guy gets there and I pay him, but only give him a small tip. That's just what I'm like. I'm rotten to the core.
Sally Wilson: I don't want my child growing up with that as his role model!
NIN Horror: Hey, better me than the lecherous old pervert here!
Lbm: You take that back!
NIN Horror: Make me, Limp Biyatch Man!--VENOM! VENOM! VENOM!-- “Lbm” and “NIN” start slapping each other's wrists in anger, as “Sally Wilson” sobs into her armchair. Max Venom gets up and picks up a brown envelope... The results are in! Both men are dragged apart effortlessly by security and listen to Venom as he reads the results. Max Venom: In the case of Jimmy Jack Wilson, Lbm... You are not the father!There's shock from the crowd as “Lbm” sinks to his knees, devastated, and “NIN” gloats in victory. “Sally” claws at her face in anguish. Max Venom: NIN Horror... You are also not the father!“NIN's” jaw drops in complete shock as “Sally” stops clawing at her face to let out a fearsome screech and sob some more. Max Venom: Don't worry! I saw this coming, and thought ahead. I went to the extra message of getting every guy in the promotion tested as well, because you did strike me as a huge slut.
Sally Wilson: T-t-thank you, Venom!As Venom looks down the list, “Sally” clings to him thankfully, which Venom ignores. He pauses at his reading, confused. Max Venom: So, did you sleep with Dark Angel?
Sally Wilson: Oh yeah, he's like seven foot tall, the appeal was right there. He was really good as well, you know. Knew all the buttons to press, got me going and I was screaming for more. He can't be the father though.
Max Venom: Why not?
Sally Wilson: Oddest thing... We were right on the edge of climax, the triumphant result of everything we'd spent all that time working for and... He disappeared! Walked right out! Bizarre or what?
Max Venom: Somehow I completely buy it. Well, how about The Peep's Champ?
Sally Wilson: ...You know, its fully possible. I slept with him the night before he defended both belts and he was just drained. I'm sure that had no long-term repercussions though.
Lbm: You slept with The Peep's Champ? How could you?!
Sally Wilson: He kept whispering sweet nothings into my ear... It was beautiful.
Max Venom: Yes, we've got a voice clip right here of it...With a raise of his hand, Venom signals for the voice clip of “The Peep's Champ's” lovely words towards “Sally”. It comes out quickly and in one breath. The Peep's Champ: I love you Sally I love you very much we should be together for a long time and pick daisies in the fields by the way what do you think of Obama as president I like it but I am not convinced it will work for the economy anyway I'm the double champion of both federations which is a great honour so I'm going to go down to the ring and enter the ring and walk into the ring and get injured and completely squander this entire thing and then I'll come back in a few months and challenge Lbm to a match and it'll come across somewhat gay but that can't be helped so yeah wanna have sex ok lets go
Max Venom: Truly, a love poem for the ages. However, he's not the father. I'm sorry, I already know it all but I just love teasing you.
Sally Wilson: Just tell me then! Who is it?
Max Venom: Well, it could be Soul Reaper...
Sally Wilson: Soul Reaper? …Are you sure?
Max Venom: Its hard to tell. Soul Reaper was booked to take the DNA test, but wasn't contacted directly about it, so Jamie Coleson covered for him. By the way, Jamie Coleson is not the father.
Sally Wilson: Then who?! Who?!--VENOM! VENOM! VENOM!-- Max Venom: Ok... Sally Wilson, the father of Jimmy Jack Wilson is... Tom Phillips.
Lbm: Tom Phillips? Is he another damn newcomer?
Sally Wilson: No... He's... He's this guy I met down at a club one time. How odd. With all this hype and talk, I really expected it to be an FHT/ELITE roster member.
Max Venom: Sally, Sally, Sally... Not one of the guys on this roster has the balls to face me in a match, you really think they have enough testosterone to father a child? I'm sure this random guy will make a far better father for your baby than any of the desperate guys you put out for in the bathroom of the FHT Arena.“Sally” smiles and nods. Max Venom gets up and strides over to an area of the studio, as the caption “Venom's Final Thoughts” appears beneath him. Max Venom: I think everyone has learnt something here today. Namely, this entire promotion is my fucking playground, and I'll do and say whatever I want. There is nobody, nobody in this promotion who can match up to Max Venom one-on-one. Alongside my Uprising, we have steamrolled over any and all opposition. The veterans that wanted to oppress us, make us the hard-working midcarders to carry this show while they gave the upper card a slow death from inactivity? Every single one of them have fallen victim to change. There's isolated pockets of resistance. There's guys who won't even associate with the veteran side anymore, like Reaper and NIN... There are guys who have given up, like Satan... The Uprising has won the battle and we didn't even break a sweat. So we've going to run rampant everywhere now.
We wanted a war, you know. We didn't even get that, we got a few pathetic old guys propping themselves up on their legacies and that disappointed us. So we're going to take our revenge out on every single one of you. You guys didn't even have the common courtesy to be a challenge, so your lives will be miserable as we stamp out your dreams and hopes. I want to see Lbm fall short of his next milestone because of the Uprising. I want to see NIN retreat back to whatever hole he came from, tail between his legs following his “well-deserved” title win becoming a complete bust. I want to see the slow realisation that you are all past it and nothing compared to me. I'll redefine this promotion from the very top. Your past, your history... It won't mean shit when my revolution takes hold and tomorrow finally comes for this wretched hell hole.
This is my promotion now, and there ain't a damn soul in this place that can stop me from taking whatever I want. By all means, though, try to stop me. Try to shut me up. I'll enjoy it that much more if you struggle.With that, the smirking, calculating Max Venom disappears to be replaced by Gary King and Rachel Beckett at ringside, Rachel smiling and nodding as Gary grows pale.
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 4, 2009 6:47:25 GMT -5
BACKSTAGE (AGAIN) w/ THE F'N LEGEND LBM[/color]
We cut to the back following the Max Venom promo, were The F'N Legend Lbm is making his way through the corridors towards the officies of FHT/ELITE General Manager Keith Williams.
Melody is sitting outside typing away on a computer as Lbm waltzes straight past her and goes instead on in to the General Manager's office. Inside Lbm is shocked as he sees not only Keith Williams, but FHT/ELITE Comissioner Ash Strife![/color]
Ash Strife: So we are agreed then!?
Keith Williams: Yes... I'll have Melody issue a press release on both elitegrounds.com and fht.com tomorrow morning first thing! I'll ring the network right now myself and request the extra hour of... Lbm?
Lbm: What's going on? Keith what you doing with him?
Ash Strife: With him? Charming...
Keith Williams: Lbm I don't like having to work with this guy anymore than you do... but regardless I'm stuck with him! We've actually just finalised plans for next week! FHT/ELITE Supershow #2 "Night of Champions" next Monday!
Lbm: Ohhh... Cool! I like the sounds of that actually! Although you know some people won't be too happy to have to actually defend their championships!
Ash Strife: I hope your not aiming that at me...
Lbm: No Ash... cause the best thing about your title reign... is that like I ended your up until that point record breaking FHT Hardcore title reign over a year ago. Well now Dark Angel is gonna end your ELITE Global title reign and finally capture his first singles title. Its gonna be great!
Ash Strife: Dark Angel ain't got a hope in hell... Dark Angel is the biggest disappointment in ELITE history! Choke after choke! Everytime the people finally forgive Dark Angel and get behind him again... he does another runner! If he actually shows up next week - well whether he has the balls to actually get in the ring with me is another story!
Lbm: You wanna talk about balls Ashley? Well what about you... didn't you promise you'd get revenge on me for whooping your ass and taking your FHT Hardcore Championship about 12 months ago? Well I been pretty much FHT Hardcore Champion ever since... and this is probably the closest you've came near me!
Ash Strife: You know what Lbm... Keith and I were just discussing that we had no booking plans on the table for tonite and what with NIN Horror taking the night off and Reaper... well Reaper just being Reaper! We thought we might just give you the night off for a change! Well screw that... Keith put this down on paper! You want a main event for this Legacy! How about CHAMPION vs CHAMPION! Lbm vs Big Daddy Ash Strife!
Lbm: Title for title? You must have gone crazy with power! I've got one championship belt on this shoulder. I got me a free shoulder - I'll take your precious little championship belt...
Ash Strife: Oh no... you see your buddy Dark Angel is next in line for a shot at my belt! So tonite, how about we just put the FHT Hardcore Championship on the line! You see only reason your walking around with that title belt... is cause I let you! Well that changes tonite! Excuse me Keith... I have to match to prepare for!
FHT/ELITE Comissioner & ELITE Global Honored Champion, Ash Strife exits Keith William's office laughing to himself. Keith William's sits at his desk looking up at Lbm as he sits down on the seat Ash Strife had just occupied![/color]
Lbm: Well...
Keith Williams: He's a jackass isn't he? I mean. Having a position of power in this company and booking himself in title matches all the time!?
Lbm: Yeah Keith... there ain't any room for that sort of thing in this company! None whatsoever!
Keith Williams: What is it you came here for anyway?
Lbm: I was pissed off about that Max Venom promo there. I wanted to request Max Venom in the ring! I mean did you see that shit? That wasn't in the least bit funny?
Keith Williams: Nope! Definitely! Your right. Wasnt in the least bit... muhahahah hahah hahaha! Hahahahaha. Lbm it was hilarious! "When I was a young boy in World War 1". Hahahaha... I could watch that all day!
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Post by Ninja/Killer on May 4, 2009 8:27:53 GMT -5
Scene opens with Akuma Ninja standing by in an undisclosed location.
AN:Has it really been this long, two months plus I've wanted to get my hands on you Reaper, and still I have to wait. But pain, Reaper will never wait, your time is coming, it's just a matter of you realizing that.
Ninja walks away as the scene fades out
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 4, 2009 8:44:12 GMT -5
CLOSER [Kings of Leon] hits...
Pyrotechnics go off throughout the arena as the longest reigning FHT Hardcore Champion of all time, The F'N Legend Lbm makes his way down the aisle to a good pop from the crowd.
The F'N Legend gets up onto the apron climbing up onto the top rope holding his FHT Hardcore Championship high above his head posing. Lbm gestures to some fans at ringside as he climbs down and awaits the arrival of his opponent.[/color]
Gary King: The countdown is on... in just under two weeks time, The F'N Legend Lbm will hit 6 months as FHT Hardcore Champion!
Rachel Beckett: Big whoop! Ash Strife was a much better champion than Lbm! He'll prove it when in a few moments he takes the FHT Hardcore Championship along with his ELITE Global Honored Crown!
TEN THOUSAND FIST [Disturbed] hits...[/color]
The FHT/ELITE Comissioner & reigning ELITE Global Honored Crown champion makes his way down the aisle to heat from the crowd. Jumping in the ring arrogantly and smirking back at Lbm, Ash Strife shows no intimidation of his opponent.
Ash Strife jumps up on to the top rope and shows off his ELITE Global Honored Crown title belt before handing it to the referee. Lbm takes off his championship belt and hands it back to the referee who holds it up.[/color]
Rachel Beckett: How sad will it be for Lbm... two weeks away from his huge milestone, if Ash Strife goes and beats him for his precious championship!
Gary King: It was April 14th 2008, when RDJ assisted Lbm in defeating Ash Strife for the FHT Hardcore Championship. Ash still remembers that night!
DING DING DING... The referee calls for the bell and its rung as Lbm and Ash Strife clash in the middle of the ring. Huge Lbm chants break out as Lbm and Ash Strife brawl back and forth inside the ring. Ash Strife with a thumb to the eyes of Lbm temporarily blinds the FHT Hardcore Champion.
Ash throws Lbm into the turnbuckles hard before running towards Lbm. Lbm leap frogs up over Ash and comes running back off the ropes hitting a huge jumping forearm shot. Ash is quickly back to his feet now as Lbm charges him and clothesline him over the top rope to the floor.
Ash Strife lands on his feet as Lbm comes diving over the top rope and knocks him to the concrete floor. Lbm soaks up the cheers as pulls Ash Strife up and whips him hard into the baricade. Ash's back makes a huge noise as he looks in pain. Lbm goes to clothesline Ash over the baricade but Ash ducks his head and Lbm goes flying over into the front row.[/color]
Gary King: Those people better get out of the road!?!
Rachel Beckett: What is Ash doing? Ash is climbing back up onto the apron now? Nope... he's going up to the top rope!
Ash Strife stands on the top rope looking out at Lbm who is just getting back to his feet on the front row. Ash Strife jumps from the top rope... The fans scatter out of the way as Ash Strife flies towards Lbm in the front row... NOOO!!! Ash botched it! Ash Strife caught his feet on the baricade and missed Lbm coming down on his head!
YOU FUCKED UP!!! YOU FUCKED UP!!! YOU FUCKED UP!!! A concerned referee Leon Spinx dives over the baricade and checks on Ash Strife who missed Lbm and dropped head first over the baricade to the concrete floor. Lbm stands looking concerned for a moment but then pushes the referee out of the way.
Lbm picks up a dazed Ash Strife who's nose & eyes has swollen up huge with some blood trickling down his nose. Lbm throws Ash over the baricade who is trying to shake it off! Lbm jumps up on the baricade and drops an elbow on Ash Strife. Lbm showing no sympathy whips Ash into the ring steps knee first as Ash crashes over them![/color]
Gary King: Ash Strife is lucky! That could have been a lot worse! He couldnt have broken his neck or something with that!
Ash Strife: Lucky? Look his nose and eyes swollen up! The referee needs to stop this match! Ash knocked himself loopy there!
Lbm seems to be stalling somewhat (kinda like he's giving Ash time to recover somewhat) as Ash is crawling around the outside to get away from Lbm. Lbm proceeds to follow Ash grabbing him by the back of the head. Ash grabs something from under the ring. A tool box! Ash Strife smacks Lbm in the side of the head with a steel tool box!
Lbm falls as finally Ash Strife is given a chance to get back in this one. He uses the table to get himself up grabbing Gary Kings bottled watered and pouring it over his face! Ash Strife picks up Lbm and smacks his head off the broadcast table repeatedly. Ash Strife picks off one of the monitors and cracks Lbm over the skull with it.
Ash looks like he can hardly see her as his eyes have swollen up from the legitimate botch earliar in the match. Ash picks up Lbm and slams him down on the announcers table. Rachel Beckett and Gary King quickly get out of there as Ash hits some right hands on Lbm who is on the broadcast table lying. Ash jumps up on the table now and pulls Lbm also.[/color]
Gary King: Ash Strife is gonna suplex Lbm on top of our table!
Rachell Beckett: This is crazy...
Ash tries to suplex Lbm but Lbm blocks it. He blocks it a second time as Ash starts to hit shots to the back of Lbm's head. Lbm blocks it again and frees himself now. Lbm hits a couple of right hands on Ash Strife now on top of the table as they both are fighting to survive.
Lbm grabs Ash Strife and pulls him into a Rock Bottom style move. He hits it on Ash Stride on top of the table. ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM!!! Lbm rock bottoms Ash Strife through the announcers table as both men collapse in the pile of wood.
Referee Leon Spinx jumps straight in checking on both men to see if they arent dead. The fans chant Holy Shit as Lbm crawls out of the mess of wood. Lbm looks to have this one in the bag. Lbm drops onto his knees and covers the ELITE Global Honored Champion.[/color]
Gary King: Its over... Its done! Lbm covers Ash Strife here. One, Two.... CRUSHER CASEY!!! CRUSHER CASEY!!! What is he doing out there? Casey from out of nowhere just broke the count!
Rachel Beckett: Thank gawd for The Uprising! Crusher Casey had seen enough of Lbm cheating here!
The pyshopathic monster, Crusher Casey had jumped over the baricade arriving from the crowd and broke the count. Casey grabs Lbm by the neck and chokes him here. The referee tries to stop this but this is hardcore - anything goes!
Casey choke slams Lbm on the concrete floor now. The crowd boo as Crusher Casey picks up Lbm and throws him over the top rope into the ring. Casey jumps up into the ring over the top rope now as he stalks Lbm. Lbm is trying to shake it off as Casey picks up Lbm and powerbombs him hard in the centre of the ring.
Ash Strife climbs back into the ring now seeing his Uprising stable mate! He yells at him to pick up Lbm. Crusher Casey complies... BULL CHARGE!!! Ash Strife hits a stunning clothesline from hell type move that folds Lbm inside out! He covers Lbm![/color]
Gary King: Two on one! Lbm's title reign can't come to an end like this... One, Two... REVEREND DADDY JOE!!!
Rachel Beckett: NOOOO!!! Reverend Daddy Joe has no business being out here! NOOOO!!!
Reverend Daddy Joe slides in the ring and begins unloading on the man who beat him last week! Joe unloads with a flurry of right hands on Ash Strife. Ash rolls out of the ring to get away from Joe as Crusher Casey grabs the New School Hardcore Legend by the throat and tries to choke slam him.
Reverend Daddy Joe kicks Crusher Casey in the balls and DDTs him in the centre of the ring. On the outside Ash Strife has grabbed the ELITE Global Honored Crownd championship belt and climbs in behind Joe! Joe turns around... SMASH!!! Joe is smashed in the face by the ELITE Global Honored Crown championship belt!
The fans boo as Ash Strife tells Casey to hold him up for another one... Dark Angel!!! Dark Angel!!! Continuing this madness Dark Angel runs down the aisle and grabs the belt from Ash Strife's hands and smashes it into his own face. The already swollen face of Ash Strife connects with the belt and he goes down![/color]
Gary King: Look at the image... Dark Angel with the ELITE Global Honored Crown in his hands! That could be his fate next week! Dark Angel is closer than ever before!!!
Rachel Beckett: Reverend Daddy Joe cost Ash Strife the FHT Hardcore Championship in April of last year and he's doing it again this year!!!
Dark Angel stands in the centre of the ring with the ELITE Global Honored Crown in his hand as the fans cheer! Crusher Casey tries to spear Dark Angel but Reverend Daddy Joe stops him and then Joe and Dark Angel clothesline the big man over the top rope.
Lbm pulls himself back to his feet now as the ring clears. Ash Strife gets back to his feet now also. Lbm is waiting... Ash Strife walks into an LBM-FU!!! He picks him up and he hits it in the centre of the ring! Lbm covers him! One, Two, KICKOUT!!! Ash Strife kicked out!!!
The crowd can't believe it; RDJ & Dark Angel at ringside can't believe it; Lbm and the referee can't believe it! Lbm is shocked as Ash Strife just kicked out of the LBM-FU!!! Lbm gets back to his feet as Ash Strife is moving and trying to get back to his feet![/color]
Gary King: Tremendous show of guts by Ash Strife there! I can't believe that he kicked out! I don't like him but damn that was impressive!!!
Rachel Beckett: Come on Ash... do it for The Uprising!!! Like over a year ago... Even with Joe's help Lbm still struggling to finish it against Ash Strife!
Lbm stands waiting for Ash Strife to get up! He does. Lbm picks him up - a second LBM-FU!!! Ash Strife goes down! Lbm hooks the leg this time! One, Two, Three!!! Lbm pins him! Lbm takes the victory! Crusher Casey pulls Ash Strife out of the ring as Reverend Daddy Joe and Dark Angel jump up into the ring.
The crowd are cheering as Casey hands Ash Strife his ELITE title belt and helps Ash Strife back up the ramp way as Reverend Daddy Joe and Dark Angel stand in the ring celebrating with The F'N Legend Lbm who just retained his championship belt! Dark Angel motions to Ash Strife, that the belt will soon be his.
Meanwhile Reverend Daddy Joe picks up Lbm's FHT Hardcore Championship belt and stares at it a little longer than he should do. Lbm picks up on it as he tries to grab it back from!!! FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy closes!!![/color]
Gary King: Next week Dark Angel will get his shot at Ash Strife's ELITE Global Honored Crown and it looks like Reverend Daddy Joe is sizing up Lbm's FHT Hardcore Championship title!
Rachel Beckett: Ash Strife just got screwed!!! RDJ, Dark Angel & Lbm... you boys better watch your backs!!!
FADE TO BLACK
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Post by Keith Williams on May 4, 2009 9:58:44 GMT -5
Keith Williams: Whoa Whoa Whoa..You better turn those lights back up!
The lights come back on as FHT Legacy appears not to be over just yet. The FHT/Elite General Manager steps out from behind the curtain with the lovely Melody. Keith is sporting a different look then normal. He has on one of those goofy hawaiian shirt and blue jean shorts. He also is wearing flip flops. Melody is wearing a bikini top and a wrap around dress that girls normally wear when they are at the beach.
There are a few whistles and catcalls as the males in the audience like what they see of Melody. The duo make their way down to the ring. They make their way inside and Melody walks over to grab a mic. She bends over and Keith and most of the male audience watches. She then walks back over and hands Keith the mic.
Keith Williams: What? Is Lbm the only one allowed to come out here wearing these tacky clothes?
The fans begin to laugh at the shot that Keith took at Lbm.
Keith Williams: Tonight is a night for celebration. Those that are die hard fans and have followed this promotion know that tonight marks my 6th year anniversary in FHT. Hard to imagine that 6 years ago I was running around here calling myself ShadowWalker and costing LBM world championships.
Alot has happened in these past 6 years. I have won and lost more championships then the Uprising can ever hope to. I have seen Max Venom steal my own material. Remember Satans Momma? That still gets plenty of replay value on You Tube. Max is running around and calling this his promotion. Well excuse me but if you look at the name over the General Managers office it reads Keith Williams. And that means that I run this promotion, not you.
Then we have Ace.Ace has come along and became the new Edgecutioner. Holds the title for 2 weeks and then never has another run. Next thing you will know, he will bring in this smoking hot blonde and lose her to Trippy, who will come out of retirement just to do that.
Next is Andre. Oh wait no we don't. After the beating I gave him last week, he finally got some sense knocked into him and decided that it would be best if he just stayed home. Smart move. Perhaps you should tell the rest of the Uprising that they would be smart to do the exact same thing.
But I should get some serious stuff out of the way before we shifting this party into high gear.
Next week we will be having our 2nd Supershow. A Night of Champions. Ash and I, fans begin to boo at the mention of Ash and a chant of Asshole begins to break out Hey I agree with you a 110%. But we have finalized a card for next week. And it would be only fair to announce it for you fans instead of making you guys have to wait till next week to find out what it is. Now where is that paper with the matches?
Keith looks thru his pockets and is unable to find the paper. He looks at Melody, who reaches into her top and pulls out the lineup. That gets a few more catcalls from the audience. She then hands it to Keith
Keith Williams: Ok starting off the show next week will be a triple threat for the FHT Hardcore Championship. We will have the longest reigning hardcore champion, LBM, facing off against Reverend Daddy Joe, and The Peeps Champ!
fans pop when it announced
Oh I wouldn't go popping just yet folks. Not only will this be a triple threat, but it will be under old school rules. That means we could see RDJ jump from the top of the arena and hit a elbow onto either LBM or TPC, we can see TPC hit both LBM and RDJ with a superkick at the same time! We can see LBM retire 1500 times only to come back and win the match. Anything and everything goes in this match.
Then after that, we will have a FHT/Elite World Tag Team title match. It will be Ace Andrews teaming up with the monster Crusher Casey defending against the duo of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Satan! Now I know that right now Satan is a free agent, but I am offering him not only a chance to get his hands on two members of the Uprising but team with Stone Cold and possibly win some gold.
Next we will see for the Elite Global Honored Championship, the champion Ash Strife (more boos) vs Dark Angel (fans start chanting Daniel)
Now I know that you all are probably wondering why I inserted Casey in the tag match when obviously Max is his partner. That is because of this next match. For the Elite World Championship, we will have NIN putting up his newly won belt against "Slow Poison" Max Venom.
And now for the FHT World Heavyweight Championship,we have the champ Reaper facing...
Keith looks over the paper. He flips it over a few times. He then looks towards Melody who shrugs her shoulders
Well guess that means that Reaper must have the night off. I mean there is no name on this paper for him to face, right?
the fans begin to boo at the thought that Reaper won't have to defend his belt again.
Wrong! You see Reaper, I haven't forgotten about you just up and leaving the Alliance. and I quote
How is this for not being fed any promos. Next week in front of the millions of fans, you and I go one more time, for that title that I handed you back at FHT VI. Yeah I said it. You know that you wouldn't have beaten Joker if it wasn't for me or Trippy. So what you say? You gonna man up and face me next week? I'll be in this ring in my gear waiting.
Now I know you will more then likely back out. I mean I am the only person in this whole fed that you have never beaten for a 1,2,3. Seems like I make a habit of beating you for titles and next week will be no exception. But if by some off chance you grow a pair between now and then, I will see you in the ring.
Now lets get this party started!
Balloons and streamers start falling down from the roof as music starts playing. FHT Legacy goes off the air as people as celebrating Keiths' Anniversary.
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