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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 19, 2009 8:12:54 GMT -5
Saturday, May 23TH, 2009  Recorded BBC Television Centre, London, England.-------------------- H4H NETWORK SPECIAL[05 OCT 03]ShadowWalker -vs- The Awaken HalfFHT FUTURE[date needed]The Peep's Champ -vs- James McDaygoFHT III[date needed]Blade -vs- "Sick" NickELITE CREATIONS[10 AUG 2006]Andrey Stavoci -vs- "Not So Gentle" BenELITE CREATIONS[22 NOV 2005]_the j-man -vs- LbmFEATURINGFHT & ELITE
LEGENDSMa$ter Inc. / Gavin A Young / David Hughes / Edgecutioner /
Trippy P / Red Ninja / Venom / Aaron Capone /
D'Marcus Brown / _the j-man / Killer / Ace Andrews /
Stone Cold Steve Austin / Krull / Straightcurve / Virus the Klown
The Peep's Champ / Blade / Lbm / Crazy Ash Killa /
ShadowWalker / Satisfaction / Reverend Daddy Joe / Terrell Odom /
Max Venom / Dark Angel / Blue / The Punisher
& Many More FHT/ELITE Alumni- OLDSCHOOL CLASSIC HOST - Wally Wilson - SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST - The F'N Legend Lbm Welcome everybody to the second episode of FHT/ELITE Oldschool Classics! My name is Wally Wilson and I am joined by my son in law, The F'N Legend Lbm! Lbm you been with both FHT & ELITE from the start. Surely this show is bringing back alot of memories! The F'N Legend Lbm: Man Wally it really is... did you see that lousy ShadowWalker/Trippy P tag team match last week - that thing sucked! Thats why the ratings were so bad last week! Wally Wilson: Nothing to do with your match with The Peep's Champ that ended the show? The F'N Legend Lbm: Nothing! Hopefully more people tune in this week or this show is gonna go the way of FHT Superstars and get cancelled!!! |
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 19, 2009 8:17:37 GMT -5
Wally Wilson: Welcome everybody to the second episode of FHT/ELITE Oldschool Classics! My name is Wally Wilson and I am joined by my son in law, The F'N Legend Lbm! Lbm you been with both FHT & ELITE from the start. Surely this show is bringing back alot of memories!
The F'N Legend Lbm: Man Wally it really is... did you see that lousy ShadowWalker/Trippy P tag team match last week - that thing sucked! Thats why the ratings were so bad last week!
ELITE Creations [22 Nov 05]
ELITE Daredevil Championship: _the j-man [c] vs Lbm
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS blasts over the P.A. system as the crowd erupts into a massive pop for U.K.'s Favorite "Son", Lbm! He walks out and has his arms raised in the air. He walks down the rampway giving a few fans, hi-5's. He then goes down the ramp and slides into the ring. He smiles to the fans and poses on the corner turnbuckle. The fans take pictures as Lbm's music goes silent. After that, U GOT A PROBLEM?! blasts over the P.A. System we hear the crowd boo loudly as _the j-man walks out with a smug look on his face. He makes his way down the aisle, as people try to touch his Daredevil Championship, _the j-man moves to the side and smacks the fan! The crowd gets extremely angry as _the j-man smiles taunting the fan. He then climbs up the apron and gets into the ring. He takes off his Championship Belt and hands it to Leon Spinx the Daredevil Division Referee.
Erik Knights:
This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the DAREDEVIL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! [Crowd pops.] Introducing first is the challenger, hailing from Belfast, Northern Ireland... Ladies and gentlemen, "THE F'N FRANCHISE" L... B... M...!!! And his opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California, U.S.A. Currently he is the ELITE Daredevil Champion, ladies and gentlemen... _THE J-MAN!!!
Gary King:
What a main event we have for you tonight on ELITE Creations! Two of ELITE's Biggest Icons, _the j-man & Lbm will go one-on-one with each other in a contest like no other.
Sally Wilson:
A good old fashioned WRESTLING MATCH! There is no love loss between these two superstars, but there friendship is still there and still strong. But you have to wonder, Gary. These two have known to hate each other, could they still have some pent up agression?
Gary King:
We're about to find out Sally.
DING DING DING! The crowd erupts as Leon Spinx holds the Daredevil Championship high into the air. _the j-man & Lbm stare each other down, last week they had a brutal Hardcore match with David under there old persona's, Little Big Man & The Joker! _the j-man & Lbm walk to the center of the ring, the two men shake hands as the crowd applauses, _the j-man then quickly delivers a quick fury of right hands to the chin of Lbm. He staggers back, we watch _the j-man grin as he whips Lbm into the ropes and takes him down with a running shoulder block.
_the j-man picks up Lbm and throws him to the outside. _the j-man climbs the top rope quickly, Lbm is up and turns around. He's met with a Flying Cross Body Block! Lbm is down. _the j-man stands up with his arms out to the crowd as they boo him viciously. Lbm gets up and hits _the j-man in the gut, he hits him with a left to the gut. Lbm then hits a jawbreaker on _the j-man!
Lbm climbs up to the top rope, the crowd stands up as _the j-man slowly pulls himself up on the security railing. _the j-man turns around as Lbm jumps and lands a MOONSAULT on _the j-man! The crowd erupts into a “FRANCHISE! FRANCHISE! FRANCHISE!” chant. Lbm gets up with a grin on his face. He picks up _the j-man and throws him into the steel steps.[/size]
Gary King:
Lbm made an incredible moonsault on to _the j-man! Lbm smells gold again, that’s my feeling on this Sally!
Sally Wilson:
The crowd is clearly behind the ELITE Exclusive.
Gary King:
_the j-man looks dazed.
Lbm goes over to the ring announcer and picks up his steel chair. The crowd explodes as _the j-man gets up slowly but Lbm nails him with a swift shot to the back! “SMACK” _the j-man falls to the floor. Lbm smiles as he puts the seat down and takes a seat in it! The crowd pops loudly.
Lbm then starts hitting _the j-man with 1-2 combination punches! Lbm then goes to whip _the j-man into the security gate but _the j-man reverses and Lbm slams into the gate as he stumbles forward _the j-man nails a Drop Toe-Hold sending Lbm face first into the Steel Chair splitting his head open!
_the j-man goes back into the ring, Lbm wipes the blood from his eyes as he gets up, _the j-man runs off the ropes and nails a 360 Plancha on Lbm! The crowd applauses as _the j-man crawls on top of Lbm, Spinx makes the count, 1… 2… KICKOUT!
_the j-man yells at Leon Spinx to have a faster count, he tells him it’s only a 2. We see _the j-man pull Lbm up by his hair and throw him head first into the gate. _the j-man then picks up the steel chair, he swings at Lbm’s head, “SMACK!” Lbm falls back to the ground.
Gary King:
_the j-man just crushes that chair on Lbm’s skull!
Sally Wilson:
Lbm has lost control of the tempo in this Falls Count Anywhere match.
_the j-man picks up Lbm throwing him back into the ring. We watch _the j-man go under the ring and pull out a BED OF LIGHT-TUBES! The crowd erupts into a “HOLY SHIT!” chant. _the j-man picks them up and tosses it into the ring. We see _the j-man smile as he goes back into the ring and leaves the light-tubes in the center of the ring.
_the j-man laughs as he pulls Lbm up by the hair, he looks to Lbm and says, “IT’S OVER!” He then picks up Lbm and goes for THE LAST TOKE, Lbm gouges the eyes of _the j-man as he falls back on his feet. He turns _the j-man around, kicks him in the gut, PEDIGREE! Lbm hits The Pedigree as he covers _the j-man, 1… 2… KICKOUT! KICKOUT! _the j-man kicks out leaving Lbm in shock.
Lbm picks up _the j-man he irish whips him into the ropes, he goes for the Big Boot but _the j-man ducks and comes back, ducking a clothesline, he turns around Lbm and nails J-NATION! The crowd boos loudly as _the j-man smiles. He pulls Lbm to the top rope and sits him there _the j-man climbs up and signals with his throat it’s over!
_the j-man tries to go for a Hurracarana but Lbm holds _the j-man’s legs, he reaches under him lifting him high on the top rope for a SITDOWN POWER BOMB ON THE LIGHT-TUBES!!! “SMASH” the crowd explodes as _the j-man looks out of it. Lbm moves slightly to fall on top of _the j-man, Leon Spinx makes the count 1… 2… 3… DING DING DING![/size]
Erik Knights:
The Winner of this Match and NEW DAREDEVIL CHAMPION, L… B… M… !!!
Gary King:
The Legend has done it again! Lbm has defeated his long-time friend and long-time rival, _the j-man to win the ELITE Daredevil Championship!
Sally Wilson:
What a match! Two weeks in a row, Lbm & _the j-man have put on great performances. Lbm earned this victory, what a counter!
Gary King:
_the j-man barely held that championship belt and now he has to watch Lbm run around with it!
Lbm smiles as Leon Spinx hands him the Daredevil Championship and raises his arm high into the air. The crowd pops massively as Lbm goes to the corner turnbuckle and throws his arms into the air with the championship belt in hand.
Lbm then goes to the outside of the ring and high-fives a bunch of fans as he makes his way up the ramp. He smiles to the crowd as he poses on top of the ramp with the championship belt raised high above his head.
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Post by Absolute Horror on May 21, 2009 18:40:31 GMT -5
 | TALE OF THE TAPE | | name: | Andrey Stavoci | Not So Gentle Ben | | height: | 6'5 | 8'7" | | weight: | 245lbs | 778lbs | | hometown: | Riga, Latvia | Yellowstone | | style: | Technical/Brawler | Wild Animal | | finisher: | Stavoci Driver/Bož’boli Menacer | Mauling & Devouring | | strengths: | Endurance, ring awareness | It's a fuckin bear! | | weaknesses: | Short tempered, basic grasp of English | Easily distracted by pic-a-nic baskets | | age: | 27 | 16 |
The fans cheer for the move, a modified Samoan Drop from Eight Feet in the air. Not So Gentle Ben gets to his feet, runs the ropes, and hits Andrey with a big Seated Senton. Ben makes the cover, 1...2.. Andrey gets a leg on the rope. Ben gets back to his feet and grabs Andrey by the head. Ben drags Andrey up to his feet and pulls him up into a Bearhug! The crowd goes wild as Ben walks around the ring squeezing the life out of Andrey. He struggles to get free, but Ben has the hold locked in. Andrey starts nailing elbows and forearms to Ben’s head, but he keeps the hold locked. Andrey grabs the top of Ben’s head with one hand and pulls back his skin. He reaches back with his other hand and nails Ben with a Mega Eye Poke! Ben yells in pain as he finally breaks the hold. Andrey starts throwing rights and lefts at Ben, but they have little effect. As Ben staggers around holding his eyes, Andrey jumps on his back and locks him in a Sleeper hold. Ben swipes back but can’t reach Andrey, so he throws himself back into a corner. The crowd “ooh’s” but Andrey keeps the hold on. Ben starts running and throws himself into the opposite corner but Andrey still refuses to break the hold. Ben stumbles around the ring, and finally drops to one knee, the crowd starts to boo as Andrey has the clear advantage. Ben sits down and eventually stops moving all together. The ref cautiously picks up one of Ben’s arms and lets it go. Ben’s arm falls freely and the ref counts 1, he repeats the arm test and counts 2. The ref raises Ben’s arm a third and lets it go, but life finally springs back to Ben as he picks up his arm.
The fans start cheering as Ben starts to regain his composure. Ben gets back up to his feet, jumps up, and falls down, crushing Andrey against the mat. The crowd explodes as Andrey breaks the hold and as Ben makes the cover, 1…2……..Kickout! The crowd boos, but then cheers as Not So Gentle Ben gets the Fighter’s Spirit. Ben quickly picks Andrey to his feet and starts hammering him with punches and overhead chops. A dazed Andrey stumbles back and with a big roar, Ben slashes Andrey's chest! Blood starts to flow from the claw marks as the fans start a “Ben” chant. Ben looks to finish off Andrey, so he hits him with a giant backhand. Andrey flies back against the ropes but then he suddenly gets the Fighter’s Spirit. Andrey comes off the ropes and hits Ben with the Red Army Kick, but Ben hardly moves. Ben hits Andrey with a big slap but Andrey no sells it. Andrey yells, grabs Ben by the head, and unleashes Dozens of forearms on him in a matter of seconds. But Ben cuts off Andrey and Headbutts him, but Andrey comes back with a headbutt of his own, the fans are on their fuckin feet! Without pause, Andrey reaches back and slams a thunderous punch against Ben’s head, but Ben comes back and bites Andrey’s left shoulder!
The crowd gasps as Andrey screams in pain. Ben keeps the bite locked in as Andrey desperately thinks about how to break the hold. Blood starts pouring out of Andrey onto Ben and the ring mat. With seemingly the last ounce of his person, Andrey reaches his leg back and nails Ben with a huge Kick to the Testicles! The fans start to boo (but are actually relieved) as Ben finally let’s go of the bite. Not So Gentle Ben falls to the mat and Andrey stumbles into a corner. NIN Horror and Jack Kent get up on the ring apron and try to help out Andrey. Jack takes off his jacket and tries to doctor Andrey's bite wound while NIN hands one of his title belts to Andrey. Not So Gentle Ben eventually makes it to his feet, and just as he does, Andrey comes running and hits him in the face with the Title Belt. But much to Andrey’s surprise, Ben barely moves. A shocked Andrey pauses, and hits Ben in the head with the belt again, but once more Ben stays on his feet. Andrey looks back to NIN, who tosses Andrey a Second title belt. Andrey holds on belt in each hand and slams them against Ben’s skull like a pair of symbols. But yet again, Ben stays on his feet. Andrey walks over to NIN, arguing with him in Latvian, and NIN shoves the third title belt to Andrey. He fixes all three belts over his right arm, then runs at Ben and nails him with a Triple Title Belt Red Lariat!
The crowd boos as Ben falls like a chopped down Red Wood. Andrey drops the belts and goes for a cover on Ben, but Ben suddenly rolls up Andrey and grabs the ropes! The ref counts, 1…2…3!!!!!***DING DING DING****The fans go nuts as the Theme from “Grizzly Adams” hits the p.a. The ring bell makes Ben snap out of “wrestle mode” and he friendlily licks the ref’s face. His trainers get in the ring and start petting him and feeding him treats. A seriously pissed off Andrey Stavoci gets right up in the ref’s face about the bad call. Andrey starts yelling at him in a few different languages, but the ref just keeps telling him that he didn’t see the rope assistance. Andrey finally cracks and kicks the ref in the nads, picks him up, and hits him with the Wrath of the East! Blood and teeth go flying back as the ref falls awkwardly to the mat. A few fans boo the attack, but they are mostly still cheering Ben’s victory. Andrey Stavoci, covered in blood, eventually cools down enough, and follows the Code of ELITE by shaking hands/paws with Not So Gentle Ben. Stavoci exits the ring as Creations goes to commercial… |
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Post by tpc on May 22, 2009 9:03:08 GMT -5
 ["Fukken uber Death Party" by Hanzel and Gretyl blasts over the PA to heat from the crowd as James McDaygo steps threw the curtain he is carrying a barbwire wrapped hurley that he lifts up in the air to huge heat from the crowd before he makes his way down the ramp when all the sudden The Peep's Champ appears and nails him with a steel chair wrapped in barbwire and The Peep's Champ repeatedly nails James McDaygo's back with the chair while he is on the ground]
Gary King: What The Peep's Champ just nailed James McDaygo with a barbwire wrapped chair
[The Peep's Champ hits James McDaygo's back with the chair a few more times as you start to see blood come from the back of James McDaygo before The Peep's Champ tosses down the chair before he picks James McDaygo up and throws him into the ring and follows behind him as he hands the ref his ELITE Heavyweight Championship and the bell sounds]
A-Damn Hater: The Peep's Champ is a cheater he attacked James McDaygo before the bell even ringed
[The Peep's Champ gets on top of James McDaygo and hits him with right hands before he pulls him up and whips him hard into the corner the barbwire cuts into both sides of James McDaygo's back as he stumbles forward in pain The Peep's Champ grabs him again and whips him hard into the opposite corner as blood flows from the back of James McDaygo he stumbles forward into a big back body drop from The Peep's Champ he raises up in pain as The Peep's Champ locks him in a sleeper]
Wally Wilson: Someone needs to come out here and check James McDaygo's back blood is flowing from it
[The Peep's Champ repeatedly nails James McDaygo with stiff knees to his back as he keeps him in the sleeper before letting go The Peep's Champ backs up before he runs forward nailing James McDaygo with a huge stiff kick to the back before he slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair wrapped in barbwire before he enters the ring and starts to measure up James McDaygo]
Gary King: This had bad wrote all over it for James McDaygo
[The Peep's Champ walks toward James McDaygo ready to hit him with the chair but is meet with a right hand to the gut causing him to drop the chair James McDaygo starts nailing him with hard right hands before he goes to irish whip him into the barbwire ropes but The Peep's Champ slides under James McDaygo goes for a baseball slide but The Peep's Champ pulls him out and reenters the ring as James McDaygo follows he runs at The Peep's Champ but is hit with a drop toe hold into the barbwire wrapped steel chair]
A-Damn Hater: The Peep's Champ is a coward he was running from James McDaygo
[James McDaygo lifts up his head as blood covers his face The Peep's Champ nails him with a stiff kick to the face before he goes back to the outside of the ring where he gets a barbwire wrapped table he slides it into the ring and sets it up by the corner he picks James McDaygo up and places him on the top turnbuckle where the barbwire wrapped table is setting]
Wally Wilson: Come on The Peep's Champ think before you do this
[The Peep's Champ climbs up and goes for a hurricanrana but James McDaygo turns it into a power bomb onto the barbwire wrapped table and it doesn't break The Peeps Champ screams in pain as he's stuck to the barbwire trying to get free James McDaygo whips blood from his face before he dives off the top rope with a frog splashing nailing a helpless The Peep's Champ breaking the barbwire wrapped table]
Gary King: That had to cut The Peep's Champ's back wide open
[James McDaygo stomps The Peep's Champ into the barbwire as The Peep's Champ screams in pain before he pulls him up and rips off his shirt showing that The Peep's Champ back is now bleeding and The Peep's Champ tries to fight him off but James McDaygo gets control and irish whips him into the barbwire ropes as The Peep's Champ stumbles forward in pain James McDaygo and stumbles backward dropping The Peep's Champ throat across the barbwire before he rolls around on the mat choking]
A-Damn Hater: That could of just split The Peep's Champ throat open
[James McDaygo nails The Peep's Champ with a leg drop before he lifts him up and nails him in the gut with a hard kick and nails The Peep's Champ with the scissor kick he quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle as he tries to keep the blood out of his eyes he jumps off with a huge leg drop nailing The Peep's Champ before the goes for the cover 1 2........The Peep's Champ kicks out]
Wally Wilson: Someone needs to get out here and check on The Peep's Champ
[James McDaygo slides out of the ring and grabs a barbwire wrapped bat before he gets back into the ring he picks up The Peep's Champ head and begins to grind his flesh with the barbwire wrapped bat as blood start to flow from The Peep's Champ's face James McDaygo takes the bat and places it on The Peep's Champ head before stomping it he then pulls The Peep's Champ up and nails him with a brain buster onto the barbwire wrapped bat before he goes for the cover 1 2............kick out]
Gary King: James McDaygo thats another mens life you have in your hands
[James McDaygo whips blood from his face as he nails The Peep's Champ with stiff stomps to the edge of his head before pulling him up and whipping him hard into the barbwire ropes as The Peep's Champ stumbles forward in pain James McDaygo again whips him into the barbwire ropes as The Peep's Champ stumbles forward in pain James McDaygo again whips him into the barbwire ropes as The Peep's Champ stumbles forward in pain James McDaygo again whips him into the barbwire ropes and they snap and he falls to the outside of the ring]
A-Damn Hater: The barbwire ropes just snapped sending The Peep's Champ hard to the outside
[The Peep's Champ rolls around on the outside in pain as James McDaygo gets some of the barbwire and wraps himself with it he before he goes for a elbow drop but The Peep's Champ moves on his way up he grabs a barbwire wrapped singapore cane and as James McDaygo gets up he breaks it over his head as it sticks into James McDaygo flesh The Peep's Champ grabs the broken half and starts pulling them back and forth griding the barbwire into James McDaygo's flesh as The Peep's Champ whips the blood from his face]
Wally Wilson: Someone needs to stop this
[The Peep's Champ lets go and repeatedly stomps the barbwire into James McDaygo flesh before he pulls him up and the barbwire is still sticking to James McDaygo's face The Peep's Champ pulls him over to a near by barbwire wrapped table as he pounds his head into it repeatedly before he pulls him up on top of the table where he nails him with a DDT threw the barbwire wrapped table they both scream in pain as The Peep's Champ slowly makes the cover 1 2.....James McDaygo some how kicks out]
Gary King: At what point do you say my life is more important then winning this match
[The Peep's Champ stumbles to get up before he places James McDaygo onto the barbwire before he walks over to one of the ladders and begins to climb he reaches to top as he stares down at James McDaygo he tries to whip the blood from his face before THE PEEP'S SPLASH however James McDaygo gets free form the barbwire and The Peep's Champ lands in it]
A-Damn Hater: That looked painful how are these man still going
[The Peep's Champ screams in pain as he tries to lift himself up out of it but James McDaygo nails him with a stomp to the back causing him to go back into it as James McDaygo begins to repeatedly stomp him making the barbwire further rip into The Peep's Champ flesh as he screams in pain James McDaygo pulls him from the barbwire and goes for the cover 1 2..........The Peep's Champ kicks out]
Wally Wilson: I can't believe this match is still going on after ever thing thats happen
[James McDaygo pulls The Peep's Champ up and nails him with a samoan drop back into the barbwire before he enters the ring and goes to the opposite he whips blood from his face before he runs at The Peep's Champ and nails him with rolling thunder on the outside of the ring making the barbwire cut more into The Peep's Champ flesh as he goes for the cover 1 2.........The Peep's Champ some how yanks a shoulder up]
Gary King: What do they make these guys out of
[James McDaygo picks up some near by barbwire and begins to again wrap himself up he gets back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle before he pulls out some lighter fluid he begins to soak himself in it before he pulls out a light and catches himself on fire before he leaps off with the IRISH CAR BOMB but The Peep's Champ kips up and nails him with THE START officials rush in to put out the fire as The Peep's Champ slowly pulls himself over and makes the cover 1 2......................3]
Erik Knights: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL ELITE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION THE PEEP'S CHAMP
A-Damn Hater: The Peep's Champ may have just won the match but I think the real winners is the fans for the show these two just put on for them[/b][/i] |
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Post by Blade on May 26, 2009 17:48:07 GMT -5
Wally Wilson: Next up, we have the FHT III Hardcore match between "Sick" Nick and Blade, for Blades XWE Hardcore Championship
LBM: XWE Hardcore title? That piece of tin Blade used to carry around? Now this I have to see.
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“Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed hits signaling the arrival of the former nine time FHT Hardcore Champion. The crowd is on their feet cheering as they await “Sick” Nick. The former 498 time LOP Hardcore Champion steps out onto the stage, causing a thunderous roar from the crowd.
Wally Wilson:
Nick has held both the FHT and LOP Hardcore titles, and tonight he might be holding the XWE Hardcore title.
AdRock:
I think you are underestimating Blade… As usual.
Keith Williams:
Maybe that’s why Blade hates him so much.
AdRock:
Most likely.
Wally Wilson:
Will the two of you get over that already?
Jane McNeal:
The following contest is for the XWE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP ! ! ! Introducing first the challenger . . . “SICK” NICK ! ! !
The fans continue to cheer when “Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits, causing them to make a complete 180 and boo the XWE Hardcore Champion.
Jane McNeal:
And the champion . . . BLADE ! ! !
Blade steps out onto the stage as the fans really give it to him. He shrugs them off and heads down the ramp without a care in the world.
AdRock:
See Wally, that’s what I am talking about. Look at him. Just the way he is carrying himself now. Our little baby boy has grown up!
Wally Wilson:
Oh well you stop it. I’m gagging over here. I mean I am literally gagging.
Keith Williams:
Hey, I’d watch it there Wally. If Blade hears you, he may challenge you again. And we all know how that went the first time.
As Blade steps into the ring, he hands his championship over to Harry Hebner. As Hebner is about to hand the title off to Jane, Nick snatches the title and goes to the outside. On the outside, Nick grabs a mic.
“Sick” Nick:
I tell you what Blade. You want to see hardcore… You’re going to get hardcore. Follow me.
Wally Wilson:
Where is he going?
AdRock:
This is an FHT Rules Match. There is no count out.
“Sick” Nick takes the title down past the other wrestlers and VIPs. Blade screams at some of the assembled crowd “Where the hell is he?” who direct Blade to “Sick” Nick’s locker room. Blade comes to the door, which has “Sick” Nick on the door and bursts into the room, which is in complete darkness. At this point the camera is picking up nothing but sound as we hear Blade shouting for a light switch. Suddenly we hear a loud smash. The lights come up and Blade is lying face down on the crowd with what appears to have been a mirror smashed over the back of his head. The crowd in the arena can be heard cheering as suddenly we see “Sick” Nick standing over the downed Blade laughing.
“Sick” Nick:
Welcome to a real Hard-F’n-Core match!
AdRock:
Son of a bitch! He got me… That son of a bitch!
Nick grabs Blade up by the back of the head and throws a jug of water over his face to revive him a little and then throws him head first into the wall of his dressing room. Nick then fires Blade head first into a huge set of metal lockers on the other wall. He opens up one of the doors and puts Blade’s head in it and begins to bang the door shut on Blade’s head of course aggravating Blade’s patched up chin. Blade is in pain as Nick then fires Blade across the room into the dressing table. Nick is relentless and comes back at Blade who is bleeding slightly. Nick begins to strangle Blade choking the life out of him. Blade is gagging for a breath on top of the dressing table as Blade tries to find something to hit Nick with. Blade lifts a can of deodorant and sprays it right into Nick’s eyes blinding him and causing him to fall to the floor screaming and holding his face.
Wally Wilson:
He’s blinded Nick! This match is out of control already!
Blade recovers slightly now as the referee is checking to Nick and holding a towel to his eyes as Blade pushes the referee out of the way getting a pop out in the arena. Blade grabs Nick up by the air and now fires him across into the metal lockers back first and Nick falls to the cold floor. Blade helps Nick up who is now sitting on the floor straight up as the referee again using a towel tries to help Nick who is holding his eyes. Behind them Blade then grabs one of the lockers and begins to try and pull it from off the wall. Blade pulls the huge locker and it comes crashing down right on Nick’s head who is sitting up. Nick screams out in pain as Blade begins to pull the rest of the lockers down covering Nick who is now scrawled out on the floor. The referee jumps to avoid one of the lockers falling on him as the crowd can be heard chanting “Holy Shit” in the arena.
Wally Wilson:
Holy cow… Blade just pulled that locker right down on the head of “Sick” Nick. The weight of that locker could not only have concussed Nick but damaged his neck!
AdRock:
Hey, he wanted it. Maybe he should have thought twice before he lured Blade into the dressing room.
The referee and other onlookers are now lifting the heavy metal lockers off “Sick” Nick who is now in bad shape on the floor. As soon as he is cleared Blade pounces on him and begins hammering on Nick who still can not see and out of instinct alone manages to land a couple of punches of Blade. Nick gets up still unable to see and screams out to Blade who ducks out of the way of a couple attempts at landing a punch by Nick. Blade leaves Nick’s locker room and heads out into the corridor and lifts a metal trashcan as Nick spills out of the locker room. Blade lifts the metal trashcan above his head and is about to hit Nick with it when Nick levels Blade with a spear. Blade is down as Nick picks up the trashcan now and smashes it over the head of Blade repeatedly and then spills all the rubbish out on top of Blade. Nick continues to rub his eyes, which look heavily blood shot. He is handed a bottle of water and pours it into his eyes and it seems to help him. With his eyes now cleared Nick picks up Blade and throws him along the corridor were we can see many of the FHT roster standing around watching the action. Nick throws Blade face first into the wall and then sees a vending machine and smiles. Nick holds Blade’s face up close to the glass vending machine with coke cans and mars bars in it. Nick leans Blade against the vending machine and then takes a step back and comes running up and lifts up for a huge big boot to Blade’s face sending him into the vending machine. A huge “Holy Shit” chant breaks out in the arena as the back of Blade’s head just went through the vending machine.
Keith Williams:
Man, this is nuts. It doesn’t even seem like it’s worth it. I mean it is only the XUF something or other.
Wally Wilson:
XWE Hardcore title… And you are right. This isn’t worth it.
AdRock:
That had to hurt like hell… Come Blade! You got more left in you!
“Sick” Nick throws Blade onto a storage box on wheels and carts him down the hall. As Nick is pushing him along, Blade starts to move. Nick stops the cart and looks around. He grabs a pipe and lays it into him. Blade screams out in pain with each hit to the back. After Blade stops squirming, “Sick” Nick continues to push Blade down the hall. After a little bit, Nick comes up to the curtain. He pushes Blade out onto the stage, to a huge roar from the crowd. Nick lays in a punch to the back of the head before pushing, with all his might, the box off the stage and down the ramp. The cart wildly flies down the ramp and smashes into the ring, sending Blade flying off like a car accident victim.
Wally Wilson:
Oh my God! What an impact!
AdRock:
Did you see him bounce off those ropes?
Keith Williams:
Off the ropes and back down onto the box! That has got to hurt.
”Sick” Nick grabs Blade by the back of the neck and rolls him into the ring. Nick covers him as Hebner looks on.
Wally Wilson:
He’s going for the cover!
Keith takes a pencil and throws it on the floor.
Keith Williams:
Opps, can you get that for me Satis.
The two wink at each other as Satisfaction gets up and walks over to the ring to pick up the pencil. Harry Hebner quickly slides into the ring to make the count.
Harry Hebner:
One… Two… Th . . .
As Hebner is about to make the three count, Satisfaction pulls him out of the ring.
Wally Wilson:
Holy Shit! What is she doing!?!
AdRock:
She needed help getting the pencil.
Harry Hebner starts to yell at Satisfaction as Nick gets up to see what happened to his three count. As Nick starts to yell at Hebner and Satisfaction, Keith gets up to join in.
Wally Wilson:
Look, Blade is starting to move.
The yelling continues as the four start to get into a more heated battle. Meanwhile Blade is coming to and now has the XWE Hardcore Championship in his hands.
Wally Wilson:
Nick, look out!
Blade spins “Sick” Nick around and levels him with a devastating shot to the forehead. Blade makes the cover and Satisfaction and Keith back off and sit back down. Hebner sees the pin and slides in for the count.
Wally Wilson:
No!
Harry Hebner:
One… Two… Three…
Jane McNeal:
Winner and still champion . . . BLADE ! ! !
Wally Wilson:
Damn it, you two screwed him over!
Keith Williams:
What, I just needed my pencil back. How else am I supposed to write my notes. Thank you Satis.
Keith gives Satis a little peck on the lips as a sign of his gratification.
AdRock:
Yea Wally. Have you ever thought that Blade is the better man? Man, I can’t believe how biased you are against Blade.
Wally Wilson:
You know what, just for get it. Lets get to the next match or whatever else is coming up.
Blade grabs his title and heads up the ramp with a cockiness to his step. Meanwhile Hebner is help Nick to his feet.
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OOC: Written by the Sickest one, hence why there is no coding ^_^
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 29, 2009 4:24:53 GMT -5
Wally Wilson: Next up is our main event taken all the way back from October 2003! The F'N Legend Lbm: I remember! We had just brought back the Hardcore 4 Horsemen with RDJ, LBM, Ulster & "The 4th Man" who would unveil later that nite. Curve was in an advisory role I believe. Wally Wilson: Lbm badgered FHT bosses and as such for the first time ever, Superstars was cancelled and in its place was the H4H Network Special a show booked entirely by the H4H. The F'N Legend Lbm: That night featured _the j-man vs Trippy vs Lbm in match number two of that great series. We had Reverend Daddy Joe vs. The Peep's Champ twice and we had Ulster vs. Edgecutioner in a Flaming Cell Match! Wally Wilson: But tonite we arent looking at none of them great matches are we Lbm?! The F'N Legend Lbm: Hell no... celebrating the classic moments for their brilliance and indeed as much their crapiness. This features the H4H's resident midget The Awaken Half in his "The Awaken Half Time Show" segment which made Satan's Momma famous! Wally Wilson: Immediately following it we will see the unadvertised appearance of the FHT Undisputed Champion ShadowWalker who then takes on the midget in a title defence! Enjoy... .............................................. ~The Awaken Half Time Show~
W/ The Awaken Half
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Belfast... Welcome to the first ever H4H Network Special going out live on UPN as commissioned by Don Callis... And Welcome to the best damn talk show in FHT history... The Awaken Half Time Show!!!!
What a night! And holy crowd ovation for yours truly! You people blow my mind! How you can still be hot after a Mase match? I know, I know - it's cause you just saw new FHT Tag Champs! Big up to my good friend (I SAID FRIEND) Gavin A. Young and his partner (I SAID PARTNER) Master! And I got me a feeling deep down in the pit of my ankles.... that we're gonna crown some more new champions tonite!
Cause tonite ohhhh boy! Tonite the Reverend Daddy Joe - the NewSchool Hardcore Legend and one of the fore fathers of FHT will compete for the FIRST TIME EVER for the FHT TV Championship! And who better for him to beat than one of his oldest and most dearest friends... The Peep's Champ!
Insert your crowd cheer here folks... I'm waiting! You guys are supposed to go wild for this man? Ain't you? Go wild damn it... GO WILD! Wait a minute.... REVEREND DADDY JOE (*crowd goes wild*) You know it seems you Irish fans realise who is the better man! I know you're watching in the back Chase... The Peep's Champ!
Well know this - you see these good Irish folk don't take kindly to your type around here! But look on the bright side... Maybe there ain't no peep's for ya in Ireland - which kinda makes your name kinda stupid incidently! But you can be the Champ of something that there is no shortage of in this great country - SHEEP! You can be... THE SHEEP'S CHAMP! (*crowd begin to chant The Sheep's Champ*)
Yes I predict we will have a new TV Champion tonite! I also predict that we will have a brand new Hardcore Champion tonite! Am I right guys? Am I right... am I? What an oppurtunity for the FHT Franchise tonite! You see he hasn't forgotten Wrestlemania! I haven't forgotten - these good people of Belfast haven't forgotten!
Trippy P & The Joker took this man for a chump and stole from him the FHT World Championship! This man wasn't even supposed to be in that match. He had three days to prepare for it and they sold him down the river. In a honest fight Lbm is as tough as they come - but against two devious, double crossing, sneaky, ugly, smelly, crossing dressing, perverted sons a bitches like Perfume Pete and Dirty Darren..... Well against them two rat bastards it's hard for a man as great as Lbm to overcome them odds.
But tonite it's all a bit different... Joker & Trippy hate each other these days... And Lbm has a lot of scores to settle... The Wrestlemania screwjob, robbing him of the World title, the stealing of the FHT Franchise name, turning his son against him, nearly screwing him out of his career in a bogus retirement match, screwing him out of the company he was once president of, having Conan O Brian go over him, robbing him of the main event oppurtunities he has deserved more than anyone and damn it laughing at them LIPs Moments!
Lbm you have a nation behind you my friend! Do it for Ireland! Do it for the H4H and damn it do it for yourself! (*Crowd cheer and even applause this for almost a minute as TAH recovers and takes a breath*) We will have tonite a NEW FHT Hardcore Champion...
But that's not all... For why should Gavin, RDJ & Lbm have all the fun! I got me an itch... an itch for gold! I'm talking FHT World Championship gold! Tonite on this very show there will be yet another first - the first time The Awaken Half - himself a former 5 time Hardcore Champion and a former 2 time FHT Japan Champion... Tonite I get a shot at ShadowWalker!
And this isn't just about the title... Ohh no - you see this one is personnal Shadow! Real personnal! You go back three weeks and I was lying in my hospital bed as the result of an attack by that lowlife scum Satan! And why... A misplaced comment about his mother? What? How messed up is that kid? I'm sure he was a bundle of laughs when the kids at school used to rib each other about their momma's in the playground! I'm sure he fitted right when he lost everytime someone mentioned her!
But that's not what I mean... you see ShadowWalker you cheered me up! While I was lying in the hospital recovering from that vicious and UNPROVOKED attack from this man... You went to his home and spoke with his mother! You spoke to that whore and put her on television for the world to see! I loved it! I loved it more than life itself... You embarrassed Satan and humiliated him and I loved it! And then you had the Buried Alive match and I was all excited sitting at home watching the ppv hoping, praying you'd kill that ugly rat bastard!
And after you had taken his title... And I was standing in my living room applauding what I had just seen... What you do? YOU SHOOK HIS BLOODY HAND? You sissy you shook the man's hand! That's the man you wanna be friends with? You disappoint me... I watched my favorite wrestler (apart from the H4H of course) sell me his number one fan down the river! You don't deserve to be champion... I DO! (*crowd applaud and cheer as again The Awaken Half calms down...*)
On that intense note... I bring you to the TOP 10... This week's TOP 10!
The TOP 10 things that I, The Awaken Half will do when I become FHT World Champion!
10. Start charging the people of America amd the rest of the world an extra $500 for my autograph! Of course for the good people of Ireland - I'll give you the autograph for free and buy you all a pint of GUNINESS!
9. I'll make personnal appearances at children's parties - so Victoria Beckham, Madonna - you know where I'm at!
8. I will take steroids and start boning the boss' wife and not drop the title for no one unless I have a groin tear in my terribly small cock! Trippy you got a daughter?
7. I will defend my title against Master in a main event!
6. I will change my mind before the match because Master isn't worth a main event!
5. I will see to it that ShadowWalker's mother becomes the new object of my affections!
4. I will find out where Venom is hiding and rub in his face that I am the champ and he is not...
3. I will have sex with as many of my female fans as possible!
2. I will buy the good people of Ireland another three pints each!
& 1. I'll go Disney Land and take everyone in this arena with me!
You see ShadowWalker... these people love me and they hate you so very very much... And I can't wait till I.....
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on May 29, 2009 4:25:46 GMT -5
~FHT Heavyweight Championship~
ShadowWalker [c] vs. The Awaken Half
Just then Prey by Disturbed hits as Shadowwalker walks out to massive boos. As Shadowwalker is walking down the ramp the crowd begins to throw paper cups and other trash at him.
Shadowwalker gets to the ring side and looks up at the awaken half. From out of the crowd Trippy P appears and attacks Shadowwalker from behind. Shadowwalker falls to one knee. Trippy then picks up Shadowwalker and rams him into the steel steps. Trippy picks up Shadowwalker into the ring.
The referee comes out of the ring and orders Trippy back to the lockerroom. Meanwhile in the ring The Awaken Half has climb to the top rope. Shadowwalker is laying out on the mat. The Awaken Half jumps off the top rope and lands with a elbow into Shadowwalkers chest.
The referee slides back into the ring. The awaken half goes for the cover...
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Shadowwalker is to one knee. The awaken half connects with a right. Shadowwalker pushes him away. Shadowwalker shakes his head trying to get the cobwebs out. The Awaken Half gets a running start and connects with a clothesline. But Shadowwalker does fall back down.
The Awaken Half steps back and goes for a 2nd clothesline. But Shadowwalker grabs him by the throat. Shadowwalker gets back to his feet. He lifts up the Awaken Half by his throat and throws him hard into the turnbuckle.
Shadowwalker walks over to The Awaken Half and picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam onto him. Shadowwalker then walks over and grabs a mic as the crowd voices their disapproval.
Shadowwalker:Trippy get your ass out here. Why not attack me when I facing you instead of when my back is turned?
The camera pans up to the top of the ramp but Trippy doesn't make a apperance.
Shadowwalker:Looking down at the Awaken Half Lbm I know that this is your little buddy. So I suggest that you find Trippy and tell him to come out here or else I will give The Awaken Half the beating that Trippy should get tonight.
Shadowwalker looks up the rampway and there is no Trippy.
Shadowwalker:Very Well then. The Awaken Halfs blood is on your hands not mine.
Shadowwalker then walks over to the Awaken Half and picks him up. Shadowwalker then throws The Awaken half outside the ring. Shadowwalker climbs outside the ring and picks up The Awaken Half and puts him on his shoulder. Shadowwalker then rams his head into the steel post. Shadowwalker then throws him over the top rop back into the ring.
The Awaken Half is busted open. Blood is pouring down his face. Shadowwalker steps over the top rope back into the ring. Shadowwalker looks up to the top of the stage but nobody comes out.Shadowwalker walks over to the Awaken Half and picks him up. Shadowwalker then executes a Shadowbomb to TAH. Shadowwalker goes for the cover.
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Shadowwalker then just shakes his head. Shadowwalker picks The Awaken Half up and gorilla presses him over his head. He starts to walk toward the ropes acting like he is gonna throw him into the crowd.
The Crowd begins to cheer for that. Shadowwalker goes from one side of the ring to the other to determine who wants The Awaken Half thrown to them more. Finally Shadowwalker gets a running start and throws The Awaken Half about 4-5 rows into the crowd. The ref begins to count him out.
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Ring Announcer:The Winner of this match via countout and still World Heavyweight Champion.....Shadowwalker!!
Shadowwalker grabs his title and walks to the back.
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