FHT/ELITE PRESENTS
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The Wedding Of
Lbm & Sally Wilson
2008[/b][/size][/font][/center]
Gary King:[/size]
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to "The Wedding Of Lbm & Sally Wilson". My name is Gary King alongside A-Damn Hater and we will be commentating tonite's proceedings!
A-Damn Hater:[/size]
(I'm reading this...) They make a great couple Gary King and I am so proud to be here tonite to sit ringside and witness first hand this great great couple tying the knot for a second time!
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Minister:[/size]
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today in this ring, to celebrate the wedding of Lbm and Sally Wilson. Before family and friends, you great fans in attendance and the many watching at home, Lbm and Sally will declare their love for each other before joining together in lawfully wedded matrimony! Lbm... are you ready?
Lbm:[/size]
Ohh Hell Yeah!!! I mean yes, yes I'm ready!
Minister:[/size]
And you my dear... looking radiant tonite! Sally are you ready to proceed!
Sally Wilson:[/size]
Um... yes! Okay I'm ready!!!
Minister:[/size]
Lbm repeat after me! I Lbm... Do Take Thee Sally Wilson... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Wife (Again)!
Lbm:[/size]
I Lbm... Do Take Thee Sally Wilson... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Wife (Again)!
Minister:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... Until Death You Do Part!
Lbm:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... To Death We Do Part!
Minister:[/size]
Thank you Lbm! And you Sally. Could I now ask you to repeat after me!I Sally Wilson... Do Take Thee Lbm... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Husband (Again)!
Sally Wilson:[/size]
I Sally Wilson... Do Take Thee Lbm... To Be My Lawfully Wedded Husband... (Again)!
Minister:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... To Death You Do Part!
Sally Wilson:[/size]
To Have And To Hold... For Richer For Poorer... In Sickness And Health... To Death We Do Part!
Minister:[/size]
Lbm you and Sally have made your vows before everyone here. All that is left for me is to say I now pronounce you husband... Woops sorry I forgot something. I'm sorry. I am required to say this. If anyone here has any reason why these two - Lbm and Sally Wilson should not be joint in matrimony let him speak now or forever hold his peace...
NIN HORROR's MUSIC hits...[/b][/size]
The crowd boo as the music of NIN Horror hits as Lbm & Sally stand shocked inside the ring. NIN Horror makes his way down the aisle and jumps straight up into the ring and stands opposite an enraged Lbm in the middle of the ring.
Lbm and NIN Horror are exchanging words now as all eyes are on the pair standing in the middle of the ring. Sally Wilson is already arguing with NIN Horror to get out of the ring but NIN Horror is ignoring her.NIN Horror:[/size]
I object!!!
Minister:[/size]
On what grounds???
NIN Horror:[/size]
The bride is in love with someone else! Tell everyone the truth Sally! For weeks we been playing around and I can't take it anymore! Tell everyone the truth!
Minister:[/size]
Sally? Sally? Is this true?
Sally Wilson:[/size]
Its lies!!! Lies!!!
NIN Horror:[/size]
For weeks Lbm, she's been leading you on! It ain't you she loves! Sally loves me! And that ain't all... she's pregnant with MY BABY!!!
Lbm stands there in absolute shock as the crowd boo Sally Wilson. NIN Horror stands in the middle of Lbm's wedding ceremony as Lbm looks gutted. Lbm looks at his future wife intensely as she looks very emotional and then looks at NIN Horror.
Officials and security come out down the aisle and jump into the ring and grab NIN Horror and drag him out of the ring. Lbm stands there looking as the woman he is about to marry as Sally looks back at Lbm guilty looking.Minister:[/size]
Lbm do you want to continue the ceremony?
Lbm:[/size]
Yes... yes... finish the ceremony!!!
Minister:[/size]
Ladies and gentlemen, Lbm and Sally have completed their vows in front of their peers, their fans and in the sight of their father in heaven. It is with great pleausre I now pronounce you man & wife!!! You may kiss the bride!!!
Lbm and Sally Wilson kiss in the centre of the ring as NIN Horror has been ejected from ringside. The fans cheer as Lbm and Sally Wilson officially tie the knot for the second time! NIN Horror is out if there, as Lbm and Sally Wilson hug in the centre of the ring...............................................................
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OUTSIDE MOMENTS AFTER THE LBM/SALLY WEDDING...[/b][/size]
Lbm:[/size]
What the fuck is going on? Have you been seeing NIN all this time?
Sally Wilson:[/size]
What? Of course I haven't! That was all lies... every bit of it was lies!!!
Lbm and Sally are fighting in the parking lot outside the arena as suddenly NIN Horror shows up and joins in the argument. Sally is still standing in her wedding dress as NIN Horror intterupts her and Lbm's fight!!!
Lbm turns to NIN Horror as the two begin fighting in the car park of of the arena. The two are trading punches as the fight spills out onto the road outside the Las Vegas arena were tonite's show has been filmed.
They are fighting out in the motorway now as we see cars speeding past at up to 70mph. Lbm and NIN Horror are battling each other to the edge of the road.[/size]
Lbm:[/size]
Fuck you, you bastard for ruining my wedding!!!
NIN Horrror:[/size]
Go to hell you pussy bitch....
Lbm and NIN Horror fight out to the ROAD AS SPEEDING CARS GO BY. Sally Wilson stands distraught in the background as these two men are killin each other. Lbm pushes NIN Horror out into the FREEWAY as NIN comes back at him with a superkick.
Sally Wilson jumps into shot begging Lbm not to go any further. As Sally is arguing with Lbm, a VECHICLE COMES SPEEDING TOWARDS THEM. Sally is right in the way of the speeding vechicle!!! LBM PUSHES SALLY OUT OF THE WAY... The huge vechicle smashes into Lbm's body. Lbm's body flips in the air. The entire arena watching this goes silent as LBMS BODY IS SMASHED BY THE HUGE TRUCK!!! Lbm's body smashes off the truck landing on the cold hard concrete![/size]
Gary King:[/size]
Oh my gawd... Oh my gawd... Lbm just got hit by that truck! Oh shit... did you see that? We need help out there... Lbm's body just was smashed by that truck! Get help out there! NOW!!! We need help out there!!!
Monday Night Legacy ends...