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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 15, 2009 16:12:47 GMT -5
Monday, September 14TH, 2009 Live from FHT Arena,New York-------------------- FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIPFuck-A-Palooza 2009The F'N Legend Lbm -vs- "Sick" Nick_____________________________________________________________________________FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP24/7 Style MatchUK:Master [c] -vs- The F'N Legend Lbm __________________________________________________________FHT/ELITE UNIFIED TAG CHAMPIONSHIPTag Team MatchKiller [c] & Akuma Ninja [c] -vs- Zero & Conor Brody [The Wild Childs] __________________________________________________________- C O M M E N T A T O R S - Wally Wilson and Rachel Beckett Wally Wilson: Welcome everybody to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy were earliar today it was announced on fhtelite.com that "Sick" Nick who is retiring forever in just under 2 weeks time will face off against perhaps one of his most celebrated opponents - The F'N Legend Lbm!!! Rachel Beckett:This show has been full of no shows & screwy finishes for the past 2 months, but tonite - two absolute legends will show just what the FHT/ELITE can do at its best! This is the show to watch! Wally Wilson: In the several months FHT/ELITE has been controlled by Ace Andrews we have come on the air knowing very little about tonite's card but well folks - this is a one match show quite frankly!!! Rachel Beckett:What is a Fuck-A-Palooza match anyway?!?
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 15, 2009 16:40:32 GMT -5
MOMENTS BEFORE FHT/ELITE CAME ON THE AIR...[/color][/b]
We cut to footage from literally minutes prior to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy starting to the backstage area. The camera man is walking down the corridor as we see many of the talent, officials and crew all preparing for the start of the show backstage!
The camera man walks past among others Wally Wilson, Keith Williams & Angelica all getting ready and heads down the corridor to the locker room of returning FHT superstar UK:Master who two weeks ago defeated Crusher Casey for the FHT Hardcore Championship!
We see Master with his belt sitting beside him tying his wrestling boots while Miguel is reading a copy of Muscle & Fitness beside him! Master has a plaster on his forehead from the attack by Crusher Casey last week as The F'N Legend Lbm enters and hugs his old buddy!!![/color][/b]
Lbm:[/size] Hey Master... Buddy man hows it going? Miguel! Hows you dude! Man hows the head after last week?
UK:Master:[/size] Lbm its still a little raw. But I'm here tonite! You know I hate disappointing my fans - but the doctors wouldn't let me compete last week after that attack! But Crusher Casey - I tell you he's got it coming tonite!
Lbm:[/size] Crusher Casey... He's a bad ass monster! Just attacks all the time! I had my troubles with him myself! I find he just won't stop attacking you until you end up losing to him! Once you've made him look good in the ring through non of his own doing - well he pretty much leaves you alone!
UK:Master:[/size] Thing is though dude - I ain't like you - I ain't in the habit of making others look good at the expense of myself!!! Hahaha!
Lbm:[/size] Tushay... Well listen Duffy man! We're old friends right! I mean I'm probably the only one on this damn roster that knows your real name is Andrew Duffy for starters! And you know I'm so glad to have you back here and I'm happy for you to be FHT Hardcore Champion and all! Espically at this time when Ace Andrews is sucking it up as a no showing FHT Undisputed Champion and as the lamest boss since well...
UK:Master:[/size] Me as commissioner of the XAW?!?
Lbm:[/size] Hahaha... Since then yeah... Well I wanna ask a favor!!!
UK:Master:[/size] Shoot man! Well not literally - God last thing I need to do is give you an excuse hahaha!
Lbm:[/size] You know I got this big match tonite with "Sick" Nick! I mean the last time me and "Sick" Nick had a big publicised match... It was Big A$$ Extreme Bash! I mean that was match of the year in 2004! It was without question one of the highlights of both our careers! Hell they've tried to follow it over the years...
UK:Master:[/size] Yeah man that ShadowWalker/Keith Williams match... that wasn't good!
Lbm:[/size] What you actually watched it?!? I didn't think anyone besides me did?!
UK:Master:[/size] Haha! Cut the chase Franchise... Whats the favor?!?
Lbm:[/size] Well tonite... "Sick" Nick versus Lbm! Fuck-A-Palooza 2009!!! Nick's finishing in a few weeks! I wanna help send him out with a bang!!! Quite literally in fact (no spoilers). So well to give our match that little bit of extra edge! I wanna borrow the FHT Hardcore Championship!!!
UK:Master:[/size] What? You want to borrow the FHT Hardcore Championship?
Lbm:[/size] Yeah man! Think about it! "Sick" Nick is a 500 plus time hardcore champion! His entire career has been defined by his many great battles for that title belt! And me... I'm the 1st FHT Hardcore Champion and well I'm the longest reigning FHT Hardcore Champion of all time! Imagine... "Sick" Nick vs Lbm - Fuck-A-Palooza for the FHT Hardcore Championship!!! Thats a dream match they'll still be talking bout years from now!
UK:Master:[/size] It is... Damn right it is! I mean I was working with you guys in the run up to the Big A$$ Extreme Bash! I knew how hot you guys were and the match was out of this world!!! But I don't understand! How can you just borrow the FHT Hardcore Championship???
Lbm smacks UK:Master over the face knocking him off his chair! He then grabs Master and throws him head first into the metal lockers leaving a huge dent! Lbm grabs Master and throws him to the concrete floor and then leg drops him!
Miguel Sans who is watching all this takes of his t-shirt and reveals a REFEREE SHIRT!!! Miguel Sans counts as Lbm covers his old friend UK:Master!!! One, Two, Three!!! DING DING!!!
LBM WINS THE FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!![/color][/b]
Lbm:[/size] Thanks Miguel!!! When he wakes up tell him I'm sorry!!! I'm just borrowing it... He'll get it back!
Miguel Sans:[/size] Yes sir... just as long as he nevers know it was me who counted him down!!! Here take this referee shirt and burn it sir!!!
Lbm takes the referee shirt and FHT Hardcore Championship with him as Miguel Sans attends to his best friend UK:Master who is stirring on the ground!!! The new FHT Hardcore Champion makes his way out of the locker room![/color]
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Sept 15, 2009 20:50:07 GMT -5
As Monday Night Legacy comes back from the commercial break, Lbm is strutting his stuff down the hallways of the FHT Arena with the Hardcore Title slung over his shoulder. As he walks by the FHT and Elite superstars, he is pointing to them in a cocky way and giving them a thumbs up... Much to their dismay. All of a sudden, Lbm comes up to a very unattractive, scanky looking older latina woman, who is wearing very revealing clothes.Very Unattractive, Scanky Looking Older Latina Woman, Who Is Wearing Very Revealing Clothes:Aye papi! You looking for a good time? Lbm sheepishly looks around, seeing who she is talking to. When he sees that no one else is around, he points to himself and mouths, 'who me?'Very Unattractive, Scanky Looking Older Latina Woman, Who Is Wearing Very Revealing Clothes:Aye papi. You. You want me to rock your world? Lbm:You're damn right I do! Lbm grabs her arm and pulls her into a nearby closet. _____________________________________
...One minute and 37 seconds later... _____________________________________
Lbm and the very unattractive, scanky looking older latina woman, who is wearing very revealing clothes emerge from the closet.Lbm:Wow baby! That was the best ever! I know I've only known you for less then three minutes... But you could be Mrs. Lbm #27 or something. As Lbm gets on one knee, he is whacked over the head with a frying pan, knocking him out. "Sick" Nick comes out of the shadows and goes for the cover.Very Unattractive, Scanky Looking Older Latina Woman, Who Is Wearing Very Revealing Clothes:One... Two... Three . . . Nick grabs the Hardcore Title and runs off.Very Unattractive, Scanky Looking Older Latina Woman, Who Is Wearing Very Revealing Clothes:Aye papi! Who's going to pay for all this? Seeing Lbm knocked out, she reaches into his wallet and pulls out all of Lbm's money.Very Unattractive, Scanky Looking Older Latina Woman, Who Is Wearing Very Revealing Clothes:Seventeen dollars and a $4 off coupon for Pizza Hut . . . That'll do. The scene ends.
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Sept 15, 2009 23:10:05 GMT -5
Scene opens with Kristin standing by with The Wild Childs.
KR:I'm here with Zero and Connor Brody, The Wild Childs, guys last week you scored the biggest win of your careers when you beat Lbm in a Handicap match, and based on that win you get a rematch against FHT/ELITE Tag Team Champions Akuma Ninja and Killer, what are your thoughts.
Z:Kristin baby, our thoughts are pretty good right now, because like you said, we beat Lbm last week the F'N Legend, the heart and soul of this company, and we beat him fair and square.
CB:Legend or not he couldn't with stand the onslaught of the hottest tag team going today, The Wild Childs, and what better way to follow up the biggest win of our careers like you said then to follow it up with the coup de gras, the Tag team titles.
Z:Ninja and Killer, you boys got real lucky last time, you escaped by the hairs of your asses, not tonight, we bring the belts home. Then next week it all ends for our dear teacher when Soul Reaper the man who's probably taught us more about the wrestling business then anyone else retires you.
Jamie Coleson walks into the scene .
CB:Well look who it is.
Z:Going on Jamie, neck feeling better.
JC:You two are a real piece of work, you turned on back Ninja, why for some bullshit that was fed to you by Ace Andrews.
CB:That's Mr.Andrews to you.
Z:Jamie, Jamie, don't consider this us selling out, we bought in to the winning team, and unfortunately for you that team has no more room.
JC:I wouldn't want to be on the same side of you guys anyway. Your nothing but scum.
Z:Scum that's going to be holding gold tonight, something you'll never be able to do.
JC:You guys keep thinking that, and just so you know, Reaper isn't going to retire Ninja, no one is.
CB:Are you done, we have a tag title match coming up.....
KR:Right now.
Z:Get comfy Jamie this is going to be good.
Brody and Zero leave.
KR:Tag Team Title match coming up next.
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Post by Ninja/Killer on Sept 15, 2009 23:10:37 GMT -5
"Rockafeller Skank" hits as out comes The Wild Child's. Both men wear White Versions of their ring attire. They immediatley run to the ring and slide in waiting their opponents.
"Godzilla Theme" hits before going into "Shut Em Down" as out come the Tag Team Champions Akuma Ninja and Killer. Ninja wears a Black Undershirt,Black Pleather Pants with Violence written in Red going down the Right Leg and a Red Dragon going down the Left Leg,Red Wrist Tape, Red Boots,the exposed part of Ninja's face is painted Red with Black Circles around the eyes Killer wears a Black Wrestling Singlet with a Red Crosshair on the Front and Killer written in Red On The Back,Red Fingerless Gloves and Red Boots. Ninja and Killer enter the ring.Zero and Brody don't wait and attack Ninja and Killer before the bell sounds.
DING DING DING
Zero low blows Ninja without the ref seeing it. Zero and Brody double team on Killer and then throw him out of the ring. Ninja is still trying to recover from the low blow as Zero and Brody hit a Double High Kick to Ninja's head. Zero grabs Ninja and hits a Saito Suplex as Brody jumps out of the ring and hits a Suicide Dive on Killer. Zero covers 1,2 shoulder up. Zero applys a Grounded Headlock on Ninja. Zero is trying to choke Ninja out but wraps his arms around Zero's waist and then rolls him over onto his shoulders. 1,2 Zero rolls back over applying pressure. On the outside Brody is stomping on Killer on the outside. Brody rolls back into the ring as Ninja fights back up to his feet as Zero still has the Headlock applied. Brody clubs Ninja on the back as Zero switches over and hits a Judo DDT on Ninja. Zero covers 1,2 shoulder up. Zero and Brody take Ninja off the mat and deliver Double Chops to Ninja's chest. Brody and Zero then kick Ninja in the stomach and then slam him to the mat with a Double Suplex. Killer tries to re enter the ring but Zero and Brody hit a Double Baseball Slide keeping Killer down. Ninja is trying to get back into the match but Zero and Brody double team on him with punches and stomps. The ref forces Zero to go to the apron as Brody applys a choke hold on Ninja. The ref begins a count. Brody breaks at four. Brody takes Ninja off the mat and elbows him in the kidneys. Brody elbows Ninja again in the kidneys. Ninja falls to his knees as Brody applys a Headlock and starts punching Ninja in the forehead. The ref forces a break as Brody takes Ninja to his corner. Brody tags Zero. Brody holds out Ninja's right arm as Zero delivers a kick to it. Ninja rolls onto his back holding his arm making sure it isn't broken. Killer is now on the ring apron.
Zero applys an Armbar on Ninja and then rams his knee into Ninja's back. Zero stretches Ninja's arm back for a few seconds then pulls Ninja down to the mat. Zero runs to the ropes then comes off and hits an Elbow Drop to Ninja's chest. Zero covers 1,2 shoulder up. Zero takes Ninja off the mat and delivers a chop to the chest. Ninja delivers a loud more painful chop to Zero's chest. Before Zero can respond Ninja delivers another hard chop. Zero tries to back away but Ninja charges at him and tackles him into a corner and starts ramming his shoulder into Zero's stomach. Ninja stops after a couple then swings one last hard chop across Zero's chest. Zero tries getting away but Ninja grabs him by the back of his jeans. Ninja pulls Zero in and gets him in a Back Suplex postion. Ninja lifts Zero up in the air and then hits an Atomic Drop. Ninja then kicks Zero right in the ass. Zero falls onto the mat as Ninja boots him in the ass again. Zero crawls to his corner and tags in Brody. Brody enters the ring as Zero rolls out of the ring grabbing his ass in pain. Brody slaps his chest not afraid of his teacher. Brody and Ninja circle. Ninja holds his hand out to stop Brody. Brody stops as Ninja suprises him with an Arm Drag. Brody slaps the mat at his stupidity as he gets onto his feet in a rage as Ninja takes him over with another Arm Drag. Brody gets onto his feet again and stops in his tracks not wanting to be Arm Dragged again. Brody trash talks Ninja and points his finger at him as Ninja reaches out and takes him over with another Arm Drag. Brody gets up furious with what has happened to him. Zero enters the ring and pats Brody on the shoulder to calm him down. Zero and Brody have a quick talk as Zero goes back onto the apron. Zero holds his hand out as Brody tags him. Ninja is rubbing and shaking out his arm still feeling the effect from the earlier assault.
Zero enters the ring and faces off with Ninja. Killer enters the ring as the ref is distracted by him. Ninja kicks Zero in the nuts as a receipt for earlier. Killer goes back onto the apron as Ninja hits a Snap Suplex then floats over into a pin. 1,2 shoulder up. Ninja takes Zero to his corner and tags Killer. Ninja snapmares Zero over as Killer hits a Chop to the back. Ninja then hits a kick to the chest. Ninja jumps over Zero and raises his leg as Killer grabs it and flips Ninja back hitting a Standing Moonsault. Ninja gets off of Zero as Killer jumps up and hits a Flying Fist Drop. 1,2 shoulder up. Killer sits Zero up and hits a Crossface Forearm Strike. Killer hits another and another then takes Zero off the mat and hooks him in a Fallaway Slam position. Killer tosses Zero back in a Fallaway Slam. Killer sits up and rubs his hands together. Killer covers Zero 1,2 kickout. Killer takes Zero off the mat and whips him to the ropes. Killer ducks his head down but Zero manages to stop himself and kicks Killer in the chest. Killer straightens up as Zero kicks him in the stomach again. Zero goes for another kick as Killer grabs his leg. Killer pulls Zero in alooking for a Clothesline but Zero ducks. Zero jumps up and applys a Sleeper Hold on Killer. Killer stumbles back looking to slam Zero into the corner. But Zero breaks free sending Killer into the corner. Zero hits some hard Right Hands to the face. Zero climbs up and starts delivering some punches to Killer's face. Killer wraps his arms around Zero's waist and hits a Manhattan Drop. Zero grabs his groin in pain as Killer hits him with a Clothesline. Killer looks in Brody's direction and flexes his arms. Killer grabs Zero and hits another hard chop across the chest. Zero fires up and hits two Forearms to Killer's face. Killer takes a swing but Zero ducks under it and jumps up and delivers a Hurracanrana rolled into a pin. 1,2 kickout.
Both men are on their feet. Zero acts fast and kicks Killer in the stomach then applys a Headlock. Zero repeatedly punches Killer in the forehead until Killer lifts Zero up and hits a Back Breaker. Killer makes the tag to Ninja. Ninja enters the ring and delivers a kick to Zero's face. Ninja takes Zero off the mat and whips him into a corner. Ninja charges but Zero manages to get a Back Elbow. Ninja stumbles back as Zero jumps up onto the second turnbuckle and flies back with a Flying Back Elbow. Brody holds his arm out and yells for Zero to make a tag. Zero crawls over quickly and tags in Brody. Brody enters the ring and charges at Ninja knocking him down with a Shoulder Block. Brody flicks some sweat down at Ninja then heads to the ropes. Brody comes off the ropes as Ninja rolls over onto his stomach as Brody runs over him. Brody comes off the ropes as Ninja jumps up and hits a Dropsault. Ninja lands on his feet then jumps up and hits a Double Stomp to Brody's chest. Ninja covers 1,2 shoulder. Ninja takes Brody off the mat and lifts him up in a Vertical Suplex position. Ninja holds Brody up in the air as Zero sneaks in the ring and kicks Ninja in the back of the leg. Ninja places Brody down as Brody hits a Swinging Neckbreaker on Ninja. Brody mounts Ninja and starts raining down some hard left and right punches. Brody gets off and takes Ninja off the mat and throws him face first into his corner. Zero grabs Ninja's arms and holds them as Brody kicks Ninja in the back several times. The ref starts to admonish Brody for his actions as Zero starts choking Ninja with the tag rope. The ref turns back as Zero lets go. Brody tags in Zero.
Zero enters the ring as he and Brody start stomping on Ninja. Ninja goes to the bottom turnbuckle as Zero looks over at Killer and places his boot across Ninja's face. Zero starts scraping it then runs to the opposite ropes. Zero comes off and hits a Running Kick to Ninja's face. Zero looks over at Killer and gives him two middle fingers then pulls Ninja out of the corner and covers. 1,2 shoulder up. Zero applys a Neck Wrench on Ninja then starts elbowing him in the head. Zero pulls Ninja down and covers 1,2 shoulder up. Zero sits Ninja up and applys another Armbar. Zero wrenches back as Ninja squirms in pain. Ninja rolls onto his knees as Zero stands over him. Ninja tries breaking free but Brody comes in and takes a cheap shot booting Ninja in the head. The ref forces Brody back to his corner as Zero applys a Short Arm Scissors. Ninja yells out in pain as Zero is trying to get his teacher to tap out. Killer rallys the crowd behind Ninja. Ninja starts crawling to the ropes refusing to give it up. Ninja gets closer and closer and gets his leg on the bottom rope. Zero breaks the Arm Scissors then tags in Brody. Zero holds out Ninja's targeted arm as Brody steps over Ninja's arm and applys a Leg Grapevine around it. Brody applys pressure on Ninja's weakened arm as Ninja still will not give up. Killer tries entering the ring but the ref stops him. While the ref is distracted Zero enters the ring and delivers some stomps. The ref turns his attention back to he match as Zero is back on the apron. Ninja musters strength to push himself up then pushes Brody over pinning his shoulders to the mat. 1,2 kickout. Ninja lies on the mat holding his targeted arm. Brody takes Ninja off the mat and places his arm behind his back. Brody lifts Ninja up and Brody Slams him to the mat causing his body to land ontop of his arm. Ninja groans in pain as Brody covers. 1,2 kickout. Brody takes Ninja to his corner and tags Zero.
Zero enters the ring as Brody applys an Arm Wrench on Ninja's bad arm. Zero kicks Ninja in the back as Brody drops down in a Divorce Court slamming Ninja's arm to the mat. Brody goes to the apron as Ninja is grabbing his arm in pain. Zero takes Ninja up and applys a Full Nelson. Zero lifts Ninja up and hits a Full Nelson Slam. Zero climbs up the top rope and looks out to the crowd and poses. Zero flies off with a Guillontine Legdrop. 1,2,shoulder up. Zero can't believe it. Zero tags in Brody. Brody and Zero take Ninja off the mat and hook him in position for the Double STO. Ninja elbows Brody in the side of the neck then knees Zero in the stomach. Ninja applys Double Face Locks and then hits a Double DDT on both. Killer stomps to get Ninja some support. Ninja starts crawling over to his corner as Brody and Zero are still down. Ninja stops for a second cause the pain of his arm. Zero and Brody are recovering as Ninja musters it up and makes the tag as Brody and Zero have grabbed Ninja's legs one second to late. Killer has grabbed the top rope and springs over with a Slingshot Double Shoulder Block on both Zero and Brody. Killer gets on his feet pumping himself up as Brody is up first. Killer backdrops Brody up in the air and hard down to the mat. Zero is up as Killer hits some quick jabs to the stomach then a few slaps to the face. Killer then pulls Zero in then throws him into a corner. Killer charges in and hits a hard Body Splash. Killer places his boot across Zero's face and starts scraping it. Killer runs to the opposite ropes and comes off with a Full Head of steam and hits a Running Ohtani Kick for the Killdozer.
Crowd:Killer, Killer,Killer.
Killer holds his finger out for one more time as the crowd cheers. Killer runs to the ropes again and comes off hitting another Ohtani Kick almost booting Zero out of the ring. Brody is on his feet and waiting for Killer to turn. Killer turns as Brody tries a Thrust Kick but Killer grabs his leg. Killer pulls Brody in and hits an STO. Killer covers 1,2 kickout. Killer takes Brody off the mat and hits a few Forearms to the face. Killer hooks Brody in position for the NLB. Killer is about to lift Brod up but Zero has grabbed Killer's legs. Killer tries breaking free but Brody has broken free and hits a Leg Lariat. Ninja is on the apron trying to regroup but Zero hits a Legsweep on Ninja knocking him to the apron and to the floor. Brody helps a still stunned Zero up to his feet as the two act fast and hit Double High Kicks to the head of Killer. Zero and Brody hit another set of Double High Kicks then hook Killer and hit a Double STO. Zero covers. 1,2,KICKOUT.
Brody and Zero take Killer off the mat and double team on him. Ninja is on the floor trying to get back into the mat. Brody and Zero whip Killer into a corner. Killer immediatley rushes out of the corner and hits Double Clothesline on both men. Killer goes to an opposite corner and climbs up. Killer points to the sky then makes the sign of the Cross. Killer flies off but Zero and Brody push each out of the way. Killer hits the mat as Brody and Zero get in position. Killer staggers up to his feet as Zero grabs him and lifts him up as Brody hits a DDT for the Problem Solver. Brody covers 1,2 NINJA BREAKS UP THE PIN. Zero stomps on Ninja then takes him off mat. Zero grabs Ninja's bad arm and attempts a whip but Ninja reverses and hits a Bossman Slam. Ninja gets up and then hits Brody with a Roaring Elbow. Ninja grabs his hurt arm but then yells out with Fighters Spirit. Ninja grabs Brody by the back of the hair and hits some Kawada Kicks to the face. Ninja then takes Brody up and lifts him onto his shoulders for the Canadian Crash but Ninja's arm is to hurt to support Brody and places him down. Brody applys a Sleeper hold on Ninja but Ninja elbows out of it and then goes under Brody's arm and applys the Canadian Clutch. Zero is behind Ninja however and grabs his mask and tries taking it off as Ninja breaks the Clutch attempt. Zero tries taking the mask off of Ninja's head but Ninja is fighting him off. Killer is behind Zero and wraps his arms around Zero's waist. Ninja recovers and hits a Superkick as Killer hits a German Suplex. Killer rolls through and hits another German Suplex. Ninja in the mean time takes Brody out with a Red On Impact. Killer rolls through and hits another Suplex. Killer pulls Zero up one more time then locks on the Killmission. Killer drops to the mat and applys the Body Scissors. Zero fights for a few seconds then TAPS OUT.
DING DING DING
Jane:Here are your winners....
Jane is cut off as Soul Reaper has entered the ring with a chair. Reaper cracks Killer in the head with the chair then cracks Ninja in the head. Killer is still on his feet in a daze as Reaper cracks him in the head again knocking him out. Reaper grabs Ninja and hits a Soul Stealer DDT then locks on the Cold Hard Truth. Reaper keeps the dangerous submission locked on tight as several officials run down to the ring to break it up. Reaper holds on for a few more seconds before be forced to let go. Reaper is forced back from Ninja who is on the mat out cold. Reaper gets a mic.
SR:Hey, with all this talk of people coming and people going, I thought I'd remind everyone that next show is going to be the Swan Song of your favourite mask wearing idiot. Ninja I hope your conscious enough to hear this, because I want you to get all of your affairs here in order, because you my friend are on borrowed time. And the clock is ticking.
Reaper gives Ninja the finger then rolls out of the ring. Reaper heads to the back with a recovering Zero and Brody as Legacy goes to a commercial.
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Sept 16, 2009 21:11:45 GMT -5
As Legacy comes back, "Sick" Nick is hanging out in the hallway backstage with Mr. Monday Night and backstage agent, Cowboy.
“Sick” Nick: ... And then I said, "Rectum... Damn near killed him!"
All three men start cracking up as a man approaches with a trophy.
Man (With An Announcer's Type Voice And A Smile): "Sick" Nick?
“Sick” Nick: Yea?
Man (With An Announcer's Type Voice And A Smile): Congratulations! You have been inducted into Craig's Hall Of Fame!
Cowboy: Who's Craig?
"Sick" Nick starts to jump up and down in a very effeminate way.
Man (With An Announcer's Type Voice And A Smile): You will be join such names as the Gobbeldy Gooker, the Brooklyn Brawler, and PETE ROSE ! ! !
“Sick” Nick: OH MY GOD! PETE ROSE ! ! ! I can't believe it! I am finally in the Hall Of Fame ! ! !
Man (With An Announcer's Type Voice And A Smile): I would like to present you with this Craig's Hall Of Fame award!
The man hands over the trophy.
“Sick” Nick: Why is there a bowler on top of the trophy?
Man (With An Announcer's Type Voice And A Smile): Umm... uhh... That's because you bowled over the fans with your career! Congratulations Hall Of Famer!
As Nick is soaking in the moment, a huge dumpster crashes into him, pinning him up against the wall. As the dumpster rolls back, Nick collapses to the floor, dropping the Hardcore Title and the Craig's Hall Of Fame Bowling Trophy. Lbm runs up.
Lbm: TAKE THAT! That's what you get for making me look foolish in front of . . . In front of . . . IN FRONT OF THE NEW MRS. LBM ! ! !
Lbm goes for the cover as the Craig's Hall Of Fame guy makes the count.
Man (With An Announcer's Type Voice And A Smile): One... Two... Three...
Lbm grabs the Hardcore Title and runs away.
Lbm: I'M COMING HOME MRS. NEW LBM ! ! !
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 17, 2009 14:28:45 GMT -5
FUCK-A-PALOOZA 2009 Continues...[/color]
FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy comes back from commercial with the new FHT Hardcore Champion, The F'N Legend Lbm walking backstage with the title belt over his shoulder! Lbm is talking with a "Make A Wish" fan who has an "access all areas" ticket tonite!
The "Make A Wish" fan has a "Sick" Nick t-shirt on and is in a wheel chair! His mother is walking along side Lbm while his dad pushes the wheelchair! As they walk through the backstage area, they come to a fire exit! Lbm stops and speaks about it!!![/color][/b]
Lbm: As you can see... fire exits are now all over the new built FHT Arena! This is because in 2007 this very arena was burnt too the ground and everything inside it was destroyed!
Make A Wish Fan: Everything?
Lbm: Everything inside was indeed destroyed! The only thing left in tact was what was situated just outside here in this staff car park...
They walk outside into the car park as Lbm hits a light switch! Right there covered in a huge big sheet caked in dust and spiderwebs is the NHT wrestling ring! The little boys eyes open wide as "Sick" Nick's former playground the NHT complete with commentary table is still sitting preserved![/color]
Lbm: Its creepy isnt it. When I think of the many classic "Sick" Nick moments that happened out here! I mean the whole company was at war - FHT versus ELITE. But that wasn't were the real action was... oh no - it was out here in the NHT Arena!!!
Make A Wish Fan: WOW...
Lbm: Say kid... whats the matter with your legs?
Make A Wish Fan: I have MS and well I used to be able to walk but I can't really anymore. The doctors told me that I should be able to - but nothing has ever inspired me to walk again!
Lbm: Inspiration... well what if I showed you this!!! You see there beneath that sheet! Standing 6ft tall!!!
Lbm goes over to the 6ft high object covered in the sheet and pulls it off!!! He unveils "SICK" NICK's greatest creation... THE STATUE!!! The kid's eyes light up as he looks at the former FHT Hardcore Champion "The Statue" and like a miracle the kid begins to stand up and walk towards it!!!
As this is happening "Sick" Nick bursts out into the NHT Arena steel chair in hand and cracks it over the back of Lbm!!! Lbm tries to get away running through the ring and out the other side as "Sick" Nick grabs the boys' wheelchair and throws it towards Lbm! But Lbm ducks as the steel chair hits off the back of the statue!!!
The statue begins to shake as the boy standing for the first time in years touching it's foot as if The Statue has just heeled him!!! The statue falls on top of the kids legs!!! Lbm and "Sick" Nick stand there in utter shock as the poor little kid's legs are crushed!!!
"Sick" Nick: Lbm you dickhead!!!
Lbm: That was your fault that time!
The boy's parents are frantic trying to lift the heavy statue off of the boy, as Lbm tries to help them! "Sick" Nick picks up the broken head of the statue which has rolled a few feet away and throws it at Lbm like a basketball!!! Lbm is knocked flying as "Sick" Nick covers him!!!
ONE, TWO, THREE... "SICK" NICK WINS THE FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!![/b][/color]
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 20, 2009 8:15:17 GMT -5
RINGSIDE...
We come back following the commercial to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy with the camera on the announcers Wally Wilson & Rachel Beckett. The fans are cheering chanting for "LBM" and "SICK NICK" in two different chants![/b][/color]
Wally Wilson: Welcome back to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy "Sick Nick vs Lbm" in the aptly billed "Fuck-A-Palooza" match up! Thus far we have seen the FHT Hardcore Championship change hands four times and I have a feeling we ain't done yet!
Rachel Beckett: This whole contest is absolutely ridiculous Wally Wilson! "Sick" Nick & Lbm are just making a mockery of this entire Ace Andrews owned company!!!
Wally Wilson: We understand... ... NO WAY? Are you sure? ... ... Ladies and gentlemen I am getting word that "Sick" Nick and The F'N Legend Lbm are now fighting on the roof?!?
Rachel Beckett: THEY ARE ON THE ROOF OF THE FHT ARENA??? HOLY SHIT!!!
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 20, 2009 8:43:15 GMT -5
THE ROOF OF THE FHT ARENA!!!
We cut from ringside, to the roof of the FHT Arena! The camera man is running up a flight of stairs and bursting through a door! In the distance we see Lbm and "Sick" Nick along with long time FHT/ELITE referee Harry Hebner battling it out on the roof!
There are numerous pipes/chimneys/vents on the roof as Lbm is seen slamming "Sick" Nick across some heavy duty piping!!! Nick screams as it must be warm as steam rises out of it! Lbm picks up a bit of broken pipe and uses it like a baseball bat swinging it at Nick's head!
Nick ducks though and kicks Lbm low. Nick grabs the pipe off him and cracks it over Lbm's back breaking it! Lbm tries to crawl away now as Nick is following him! They are getting dangerously close to the edge of the roof now as officials/security burst onto the roof now trying to talk these two men down!
Wally Wilson: In seven years, we have seen men fighting all over this arena! Be it in the ring, around the ringside area, the toilets, the concession stands, the locker rooms, the parking lot! But we have never EVER seen anyone fighting on the roof of the FHT Arena!!!
Rachel Beckett: Lbm and "Sick" Nick must have some kind of deathwish! Look how close they are to the edge now? Look how close... one of these men is gonna end up plummetting to their deaths!!!
Nick and Lbm continue trading shots back and forth as they are now dangerously close to the side of the roof of the FHT Arena! Lbm spears Nick down as both men land literally four feet from the edge of the building! The two men are obviously serious about the FHT Hardcore Championship!
Security are pleading with them to stop fighting and get back from the roof but Lbm pushes away one member of security who nearly falls off the roof! Seeing this - everyone else backs up! Lbm gets back to his feet waiting for Nick to get back to his feet! Nick gets back to his feet!!!
SUPERKICK!!! Lbm superkicks "Sick" Nick down!!! He covers him as the referee reluctantly comes closer to check Nick's shoulders! He's down for the count! One, Two, Three!!!
LBM WINS THE FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Wally Wilson: Lbm has won the FHT Hardcore Championship for the third time this evening up on the roof of the FHT Arena!!! Now for the love of gawd can someone get these men down off the roof!!!
Rachel Beckett: Lbm looks to be walking back away from the edge now with the FHT Hardcore Championship! No wait... "Sick" Nick is getting back to his feet! How in the hell is this man still standing???
"Sick" Nick is standing... He yells at Lbm to come back and get some more! Lbm turns around and sees Nick offering him on!!! Lbm charges at "Sick" Nick trying to spear him a second time but Nick moves out of the way!!!
LBM RUNS DIRECTLY FOR NICK... NICK MOVES AS LBM HEADS RIGHT TO THE EDGE OF THE ROOF... LBM NEARLY DIVES STRAIGHT OFF THE ROOF STOPPING CENTIMETRES FROM THE EDGE!!!
Lbm looks down at the huge drop below white as a ghost as he nearly went off the side! The security and referee stand their shocked at how close Lbm just came to losing his life!!! Nick smiles sadistically at Lbm still standing at the edge!!!
Lbm shakes his head "NO" as "Sick" Nick laughs!!! Arm outstretched Nick goes to clothesline Lbm off the roof but Lbm ducks!!! LBM DUCKS!!! "SICK" NICK GOES HEAD FIRST OFF THE ROOF!!!
Wally Wilson: OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! SICK NICK JUST WENT OFF THE ROOF OF THE FHT ARENA!!!
Rachel Beckett: JESUS!!!
The F'N Legend Lbm sits on the roof shocked as he just watched "Sick" Nick go head first off the roof. Security and the referee Harry Hebner stand shocked! Lbm gets up and picks up the FHT Hardcore Championship and runs!!!
Hebner shouts "Where the fuck you goin?" at Lbm who heads to the other side of the roof were we can see a helicopter!!! On the side of the helicopter is two big initials "AA". Obviously this is the private helicopter of 51% Majority Shareholder Ace Andrews!!!
The camera man then turns to the edge of the roof and slowly walks over to gaze down at what has become of "Sick" Nick!!! WE SEE A HAND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROOF!!! THEN ANOTHER!!! THEN FINALLY "SICK" NICK PULLS HIMSELF BACK ONTO THE ROOF!!!
Wally Wilson: He's alive!!! "Sick" Nick is alive!!!
Rachel Beckett: The son of a bitch held onto the side of the roof!!! Holy crap!!! "Sick" Nick held onto the side of the roof!!! I thought he was done for!!!
Wally Wilson: He's looking for Lbm... But Lbm is... He's getting into Ace Andrews' private helicopter!!!
"Sick" Nick makes a run for the helicopter which has just turned its engine on!!! The Ace Andrews owned helicopter propellers start moving as Lbm can be seen strapping himself in and closing the door!!! Ace's pilot is still in there as we see Lbm frantically giving Lbm instructions to "MOVE... MOVE".
The helicopter begins to go up into the air now, as "Sick" Nick charges towards it!!! The helicopter is lifting now as "Sick" Nick grabs onto the bars on the outside of it as it reaches his head height!!! "Sick" Nick grabs a hold of the bars now as the helicopter begins to move upwards and then heads north!!!
Nick is holding onto the bars on the outside of the helicopter!!! Nick grabs some kind of harness now and wraps it around himself and ties himself to the outside of the helicopter as inside Lbm looks petrified!!!
Ace Andrews runs out onto the roof furious now just as the helicopter fades off into the distance leaving eveyrone standing dumbstruck!!!
Wally Wilson: I have seen a lot of things in my time in this company!!! But I never seen a man survive falling off the roof and then moments later tying himself to the outside of a moving helicopter!!! DAMN!!!
Rachel Beckett: Ace Andrews is furious... The new FHT Hardcore Champion Lbm has just stolen his helicopter with "Sick" Nick attached to the outside!!! Where in the hell are they going???
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 20, 2009 9:23:44 GMT -5
FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy Continues...
Moments ago the new FHT Hardcore Champion, The F'N Legend Lbm jumped into Ace Andrews' private helicopter with "Sick" Nick holding on from the outside and left the FHT Arena!!!
FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy returns with a furious 51% Majority Shareholder & FHT Undisputed Champion Ace Andrews at ringside furiously talking with Wally Wilson!!![/b][/color]
Ace Andrews: Lbm has gone too far this time!!! Where in the hell is he headed in my helicopter?! You know how much that things costs?
Wally Wilson: Folks this programme is at somewhat of a standstill here! Obviously the rest of our roster as you know is very lazy and doesnt really show up and well "Sick" Nick & Lbm have left this arena!!!
Ace Andrews: Get the National Guard to shoot them down!!! I want my helicopter back! I never should have sanctioned this Fuck-A-Palooza!!!
Wally Wilson: Wait a minute... Ace I am just getting word in my ear here... ... Apparently Lbm and "Sick" Nick in your helicopter have been spotted crossing the border with... ... CANADA?!?! Why oh why would Lbm & "Sick" Nick be headed for Canada???
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 20, 2009 10:30:36 GMT -5
WWE Monday Night Raw [w/ Special Guest Host; Trish Stratus][/color][/b]
Toronto, Canada is buzzing as Chris Jericho, The Big Show & Beth Phoenix are taking on MVP, Mark Henry & Special Guest Host Trish Stratus live on WWE Monday Night Raw.
Mark Henry sends Big Show out of the ring and then pounces on him as MVP clotheslines Chris Jericho over the top rope! Beth remains on her feet dazed as Trish Stratus hooks her arm around Beth's head and signals for it! STRATUS-FACTION!
One, Two, Three!!! Trish Stratus, Mark Henry & MVP win!!![/b][/color]
Michael Cole:[/size] Trish wins this one for her team!!! The WWE Diva of the Decade looking excellent here tonite!
Jerry Lawler:[/size] I'll second that one Michael! Trish Stratus looking better than ever here live in front of her home cou... Wait a minute? Who's that? We have company here in the aisle way...
Michael Cole:[/size] Is that? It is... That's "Sick" Nick and Lbm from FHT/ELITE!!! What in the hell are "Sick" Nick and Lbm doing here live on Raw?
Jerry Lawler:[/size] We need security out here! Didn't Vince McMahon banish all these FHT/ELITE morons years ago!!! Remember when we used to have call the matches of these no hopers every week before Vince sold them off to hell!
Security comes running down the Raw ramp way as The F'N Legend Lbm and "Sick" Nick are trading shots down at ringside live in Toronot on Monday Night Raw!!! The Canada smart fans start a huge "FHT/ELITE" chant as no one knows whats happening!
Lbm grabs a steel chair from ringside live at WWE Raw and smashes it into "Sick" Nick's skull as Nick is instantly busted wide wide open!!! Nick is a crimson mask as Lbm smacks his head into the ring post! Security are trying to pull them out but we see Raw Special Guest Host Trish Stratus telling security to let them go!
Lbm drags "Sick" Nick into the WWE Raw ring as the fans are cheering crazy! Mark Henry and MVP stand inside the ring looking confused as at ringside Jericho and The Big Show are taking in the action! Lbm swings the chair once again at "Sick" Nick as the RAW ring is now covered in Nick's blood![/b][/color]
Michael Cole:[/size] What is the FHT/ELITE wrestlers doing in the WWE ring??? I don't get this... And why is our special guest host Trish Stratus letting this continue!!!
Jerry Lawler:[/size] Well now that at pay much attention to that no talent league but I do know that before Trish made it big - she was actually married to that little creep Lbm!!! Although someone should tell these guys we're PG14 here in WWE!!!
Lbm whips "Sick" Nick into the ropes now and then goes to hit a "Stinger Splash" in the corner! But "Sick" Nick moves and Lbm goes chest first into the corner buckles!!! Nick hits a dropkick on Lbm now as Nick is pumped!
Nick picks up Lbm for a running powerbomb but Jericho and The Big Show are back in the ring!!! The Big Show grabs "Sick" Nick by the throat and chokeslams him hard!!! The crowd boo as Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho onto "Sick" Nick!!!
Lbm stands laughing shaking hands with Big Show (Keith if your watching - I have 2 pics with him). Trish Stratus jumps up into the ring and stands face to face with her ex husband!!! She low blows him as he goes for a hug and then hits Stratusfaction on Lbm!!!
Mark Henry breaks the walls of jericho and sends Chris Jericho to the outside!!! Mark Henry lifts up Lbm and hits the world strongest slam on Lbm while MVP does his little stupid basketball thing on Lbm!!!
The crowd are going crazy for this once in a lifetime FHT/ELITE & WWE crossover!!! "Sick" Nick gets back up clotheslining Big Show over the top rope to the floor! He covers Lbm!!!
ONE, TWO, THREE... "SICK" NICK WINS!!![/b][/color]
Michael Cole:[/size] "Sick" Nick... "Sick" Nick... "Sick" Nick wins the FHT Hardcore Championship with a little help from Trish Stratus, MVP & Mark Henry here live on WWE Raw!!!
Jerry Lawler:[/size] Are they still doing the schtick with the 24/7 FHT Hardcore Championship??? How pathetic this was in 2002!!! Its even worse here in 2009!!! When these boys gonna grow up!!!
Michael Cole:[/size] Toronto are going wild for "Sick" Nick here live on WWE Raw!!!
Jerry Lawler:[/size] What's next? I'm half expecting The Main Event Mafia to run out here!
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Sept 20, 2009 22:23:24 GMT -5
All of a sudden, Vince McMahon steps out onto the stag.
Vince McMahon: What is going on here now!?! Security, why aren't you removing these fools!?! Damn it, do I have to do everything myself!?!
Vince motions to the back.
Vince McMahon: Fine. Maybe these guys will take out the trash...
On Vince's command, the Raw locker room empties out onto the stage. As Lbm comes to and Nick stands there not knowing what to do, Vince sends superstars two and three at a time. First up is Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes.
Vince McMahon: Get 'em boys!
Debiase and Rhodes hit the ring as Nick and Lbm fight the Raw stars. Lefts and rights are exchanged. First Nick gets the advantage over Dibiase and then clotheslines him over the top rope. Then Lbm gets the advantage over Rhodes and sends him over the top rope. As Lbm backs up, he hits his back into Nick's. The two swing around, ready to attack...
Vince McMahon: Kofi... Primo... Hacksaw... GET 'EM ! ! !
Nick and Lbm turn their attentions to Kofi Kingston, Primo and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. They give a nod to each other and join forces. Hacksaw hits the ring first, and quickly gets sent out and over the top rope on the other side as Nick and Lbm side step him and fling him out. Kofi and Primo quickly follow as Nick and Lbm put the fight on them. Again, the Raw and FHT/Elite superstars exchange blows. Nick side steps a Primo punch and drops kicks him in the back and into Kofi. Kofi gets knocked into a super kick from Lbm that sends him over the top rope and to the outside. As Primo gets up, Nick drops to the floor on all fours, a la Matt Hardy for Jeff. Lbm takes a running start, leaps off Nick and hits Primo with a spinning heel kick that knocks him out of the ring too.
Vince McMahon: Damn it! Orton... Cena... GET THEM ! ! !
Cena and Orton charge the ring. Lbm and Nick prepare. The four explode in the middle of the ring, and just like before punches and kick are flying. But Cena gets Nick on his shoulders. And then Orton knocks Lbm with a stiff punch, bouncing him off the ropes and into a RKO... NO! Lbm pushes Orton away and into Cena. Nick reverses the hold and smashes Cena's head into the ground with a DDT. Orton bounces back... Kliq klusterfuck! Orton is out! Both Cena and Orton roll to the outside.
Vince McMahon: You are going to make me pull out my big guns, aren't you!?! Michaels... Triple H... FINISH THIS ! ! !
DX hits the ring and the fight continues. Lefts. Rights. Back and forth. These four men are taking it to each other. Super kick by Michaels... No! Lbm ducks it, grabs Shawn's leg and punches him right into the balls. German Suplex! Triple H kicks Nick in the stomach... Pedigree! No! Nick flips Triple H up, grabs his head and hits a Celtic cross. Nick and Lbm kick their respective DX members to the outside.
Vince McMahon: THAT'S IT! The rest of you get them.
The rest of the Raw roster charges the ring. Nick and Lbm look at each other, and then back at the mob that is attacking the ring. They look back at each other and then book it out of the ring and over the security railing. The camera follows the FHT and Elite superstars out through the crowd and of the arena. the two run into a side door to the backstage area. As the two run out of breath, they realize they are all alone. Lbm turns to Nick.
Lbm: Man, we were awesome out there. Put it here bro.
Lbm extends his hand. Nick looks at it and thinks. But he gives in and shakes Lbm's hand. As Nick shakes his hand, Lbm pulls him in and rolls him up. One... Two... Three... Lbm is the new Hardcore Champ. He grabs the title and runs. Nick gets up and gives chase. Lbm runs into the diva's locker room.
"Sick" Nick: Little perv! Typical of him.
But then Nick realizes There is only one way out. He sees a rope and the shoot goes back to King and Cole.
Michael Cole: Man, I am loving this match!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Who asked you? Man I wish JR was here. I miss his STONE COLD! STONE COLDs!
Raw goes to a commercial break as it goes into overtime.
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Sept 20, 2009 22:46:42 GMT -5
As we come back, Nick is talking with Maryse, who is clearly not interested.
"Sick" Nick: Yea, so you are probably wondering why I'm all bloody and that, right?
Maryse: Actually I wasn't.
"Sick" Nick: Yea, I knew you were. It's because I am apart of this really big match. You know, my calves are burning, but I can handle it.
Maryse: Whatever.
"Sick" Nick: It's because I've been running so much. You know, I was just inducted into Craig's Wrestling Hall Of Fam . . .
THUMP!!!
Lbm (Girlish Scream): AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ! !
"Sick" Nick: Sorry, I'll be right back.
Maryse: Please don't.
Maryse walks away as Nick goes to the girlish screaming. As Nick turns the corner, Lbm is hanging upside down, with the title in his hand.
"Sick" Nick: You know. I was a boy scout when I was younger. I got my merit badge in trap setting. Now give me that title!
Lbm: NO!
"Sick" Nick: Give it to me, or I'll... I'll tickle you!
Lbm: You wouldn't!
"Sick" Nick: I would!
Nick starts to tickle Lbm.
"Sick" Nick: Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Lbm (In the middle of laughter): NO! . . . STOP IT! . . . I CAN'T . . . TAKE TICKLING! . . . I . . . AM TOO . . . TICKLISH ! ! !
"Sick" Nick: Submit! Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Lbm (In the middle of laughter): ALRIGHT! . . . FINE! . . . I GIVE . . . UP!
Nick snatches the title and runs away.
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 21, 2009 16:30:53 GMT -5
The Divas Locker Room...
We return to FHT/ELITE Monday Night Legacy which is strangely tonite also WWE Monday Night Raw were Lbm has just been cut down from the net "Sick" Nick caught him in moments before taking the FHT Hardcore Championship!
Maryse is gone and the only divas remaining are Melina and Maria (who yes are Smackdown but happen to be there backstage at Raw tonite - why - ask them?!). Maria, Melina and Lbm are all sitting on chairs talking![/color][/b]
The F'N Legend Lbm: Maria I'm with Melina on this... Dolph Ziggler... I mean come on - Maria look at you! You're gorgeous, funny, you've got a great career - people love you all over the world! You could do a lot better than Dolph!!!
Melina: Thank you! You see Maria... It isnt just me who thinks that your making a mistake!
Maria: You know I'm sick of this... this has been going on for weeks! I really really like Dolph! He makes me happy and I make him happy!
The F'N Legend Lbm: Well don't come crying to us when he ends up turning on you and going off with your most hated enemy! Wait a minute... I just realised what all this has been building up to... Dolph will end up two timing you with... YOU MELINA!!!
Melina: What? How dare you...
The F'N Legend Lbm: Of course it would be you... John Morrison! Batista... it makes sense - Dolph Ziggler will go off with you... thats where all this has been heading!!!
At this moment Brian Gerwitz and Michael Hayes walk in as The F'N Legend Lbm stands up looking guilty having pissed off both Melina and Maria!
Michael Hayes: Melina and Dolph Ziggler? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard... Now do us a favor and get out!!!
Brain Gerwitz: Psst... Got anymore good ideas??? I mean we're really struggling with this Kane/Khali feud!?!
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We cut back to "Sick" Nick and the FHT Hardcore Championship exitting the arena. In the parking lot, we see Vince McMahon's private WWE jet sitting waiting! Nick shakes hands with Shane McMahon as he gets on board the aeroplane.
As the door closes, we see "Sick" Nick sitting at the window with the FHT Hardcore belt sipping Vince McMahon's champagne! Lbm emerges from the arena and sees the jet just about to take off complete with "Sick" Nick and the FHT Hardcore Championship inside!
Lbm can only watch as Nick heads back to New York to the FHT Arena!!! Truly there battle is not over just yet...[/b][/color]
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Sept 21, 2009 16:38:27 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's Private Jet Lands...[/color][/b]
FHT/ELITE comes back from commercial as the WWE jet lands on a strip of land right beside the FHT Arena. The door opens and "Sick" Nick steps out of it clutching his FHT Hardcore Championship!
The blood that had been pouring from his face has now been patched up by a plaster but his t-shirt is ripped and covered in his blood. Nick steps down the steps and begins to make his way back to the FHT Arena!
SUDDENLY... A screeching hummer drives straight for "Sick" Nick! Nick tries to get out of the way but the hummer hits "Sick" Nick at about 60mph! "Sick" Nick hits the bonnet flipping in mid air and landing several feet away from the side of the plane!
Out of the hummer steps The F'N Legend Lbm laughing maniacly!!! Lbm goes over to "Sick" Nick's convulsing body and drops down and covers him! One, Two, Three!!!
LBM WINS THE FHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!![/color][/b]
Wally Wilson:[/color][/b] How in the hell did Lbm get back from Canada before "Sick" Nick!? Where did he get that hummer from? How is "Sick" Nick not dead? And how has all this happened during the last 30 minutes??? To Canada and back?
Rachel Beckett:[/color][/b] Unbelievable!!! "Sick" Nick just was sent flying by that hummer and is now trying to get back to his feet?! This is the most insane match we have ever witnessed!!! FUCK-A-PALOOZA 2009 continues...
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