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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 14:34:13 GMT -5
Post by Edgecutioner on 12/24/03 at 05:21am[/size]
We come back and the camera pans over to where Shadowwalker is sitting, Suddenly a door near by opens with Edge emerging out with a tray full of drinks...
Joker: Hehehe finally... What were you doing in there anyway?
Edge: This shit ain't easy ya know...
Joker: There there now... don't worry, I'll take good care of Satis for you while you're figuring that stuff out...
Edge turns around and a frustrated look comes over his face, Edge starts to walk toward Joker but gets pulled aside by Shadowwalker...
Edge: What?
Shadow: Hey cool it, I got just the thing to cheer you up...
Edge: You do?
Shadow: Yeah, Here...
Shadowwalker hands Edge a drink...
Edge: What is it?
Shadow: Vodka, Straight Vodka...
Edge: Oh no, I'm not falling for that one, I've seen this before with the ex lax mixed with the Vodka...
Shadow: No man, I'm serious about this man... It's straight Vodka, Nothing else...
Edge: Why should I believe you?
Shadow: Trust me, It'll make you feel more relaxed...
Edge: Whatever you say...
Edge tips the glass up and starts drinking...
Shadow: That's it... But for this to work you gotta down it fast!
Edge: Ok.
Edge downs the glass and Shadow hands him another...
Edge looks at Shadowwalker suspisciously but then downs that glass...
Shadowwalker hands him another...
Edge: Ok this is number 3 already what's up?
Shadow: Nothing, Trust me.
Edge downs that one and sets the glass down reaching up and rubbing his head...
Shadow: Man that stuff kicks in fast, You'll be feeling nothin in no time...
Camera cuts to a diffent table
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 14:42:25 GMT -5
Post by Belladonna on 12/24/03 at 06:01am
We cut back to the party where Eric Shun stops by and taps Vanity on the shoulder. Vanity turns around…
Vanity: Hi Eric!!!
Eric: Hi Vanity, I was hoping to get a quick interview about your match tonight…
Vanity: Well I am enjoying myself here, but ok I guess you could interview me
Eric: So Vanity, you attacked Choker at X-Treme X-Mas. Then again on Superstars you almost cost Choker her match. Don’t you think she’ll be looking for some revenge tonight?
Vanity: Oh Choker is not worth conversation over! If you really want to talk about tonight’s match, then you could give me your opinion on my lingerie…
Eric (stares at her): Uhhh…
Vanity: Oh don’t be shy!
Vanity opens her shirt and flashes her bra (which we can’t see) to Eric.
Eric:Very nice…but we really should be talking about the actual match.
Vanity (Buttoning her shirt back up): Well ok then…your loss
Eric: So what do you think your chances are tonight, going up against four women for one title shot?
Vanity: Well Eric, does it look like I need any chances. Look at me, I’m all that, something that none of the other girls or even Choker is not. So tonight I’m going to be the last one standing and I’m going to go on the become the new Women’s Champ…
Belladonna interrupts the interview by standing there…
Vanity: Can I help you?
Belladonna: No Vanity you can’t help me, but let me help you. There are a few thing which you told our friend Eric here which a wrong. You see Vanity; I’m the one that is going to win the match tonight. Not only will I be the last one standing and become the next Women’s Champion but I will be eliminating Sammy, that bitch Satisfaction and your slutty ass aswell!!!
Vanity slaps Belladonna and Belladonna slaps Vanity right back! It’s a catfight at the X-Mas party! Vanity takes Belladonna down by the legs and Belladonna has Vanity by the throat. Eric Shun tries to separate them but gets slapped for his troubles. Everyone surrounds them and begins to egg them on. Vanity smashes Belladonna’s head onto the buffet table! Belladonna grabs Vanity’s head and dumps into the punch!!! Vanity throws cake in Belladonna’s face. Belladonna kicks Vanity in the gut and pours champagne down her cleavage! Vanity grabs Belladonna by the hair and they throw each other into the wall, then onto the floor. Belladonna is punching away on Vanity when finally being FHT officials enter and separate the two. All the male wrestlers boo as they were enjoying the catfight!
Commercial break….
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 18:25:52 GMT -5
Post by Satisfaction on 12/24/03 at 07:11am[/size]
We are back at the party where Satisfaction jumps off The Joker’s lap and onto a table!
Satisfaction: Well guys it looks as though we have lost two divas!!!! But don't worry guys we can make up for them...I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU GUYS TO GET YOUR DOSE OF SATISFACTION!!!!
**Everybody cheers**
Satisfaction: I think all you boys are in for a "special" treat! ITS TIME FOR SOME HLA!
**EVERYBODY GOES WILD**
Sammy and Choker get up onto of the table with Satisfaction as The Joker, Trippy P, Shadowwalker and "Sick" Nick take front spots!
The table is decked out with food. Satisfaction is between Choker and Sammy. Satisfaction rips off her own Santa outfit and Choker's too. Sammy rips off her own and they begin do lick and make out with eachother all over!
Sammy: Well guys you have seen just about enough......**BOOS EVERYWHERE!**
No I meant you have seen just about enough of our good girl side...lets get onto the dirty stuff!!!!!!
**EVERYBODY CHEERS AGAIN!** (except Gavin A Young who tries to flash the boys some of his lingerie, but they beat him up and toss him out!)
Choker grabs a beer and pours it all over Satisfaction whilst Sammy licks it off!!! Choker and Sammy make out again! (The things drunk girls do...) Trippy P grabs some sticky pudding and gives it to Satisfaction...
Satisfaction: Oh no...you're getting up here with us!
Trippy P is left stunned but gets up there and starts putting all the sticky pudding over the girls chests!!
The Joker gets jealous and wants in too! He joins in! Sticky pudding is going everywhere! "Sick" Nick wants in too...they include him and they start using all of the food and beverage to pour over the girls! The girls take turns in letting the guys lick pudding off their stomachs… Shadowwalker rips his shirt off and Choker rubs all pudding onto him! Shadow likes it and is in on it too!!!!
All the guys suddenly want in!!!!
Choker: No I’m sorry but there just isn’t enough room! Oh well if you guys would kindly step down…
Trippy P, Joker and “Sick” Nick step down (with pudding over their faces and body’s)
Sammy: We want to dance!
With that (and all the pudding over them) the girls get up and start dancing. They rub up against each other (whilst Gavin A Young can be heard bashing on the door demanding to be let in saying he can do better!)
As they are dancing, Shadowwalker wipes some pudding off Sammy’s ass and she turns around and licks it all off his finger!!!
Trippy P does the same to Satisfaction and she sticks his whole finger in her mouth and licks it off! Satisfaction winks at Trippy P
Choker then nods at Sammy and they suddenly attack Satisfaction and throw her off the table and the boys catch her! Sammy and Choker start fighting on top of the table! This is catfight number 2! Satisfaction gets back onto the table and all three roll around slapping each other!
They must have remembered that they are against each other, especially Sammy and Satisfaction who are competing in the eggnog match tonight! The male wrestlers are again loving the catfight… this one even more!
Everyone boos as officials race in and separate the three. They take them away to get washed up!
They’ll all be back soaking in eggnog after their match….
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 18:30:31 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/24/03 at 07:50am
Wally Wilson shows up (Still in his Santa costume) with a bowl of punch.
Wally Wilson:
Hey Trippy, I brought the punch. Where do you want it?
Trippy P:
Put it down over there.
Wally Wilson:
OK.
Wally places the punch bowl down by the bar, and heads off into the party. Trippy takes a look around and adds a special mix to it.
Trippy P:
OK, now lets add the Vodka. Now this punch is ready for this party.
"Sick" Nick walks by Trippy and the punch bowl.
"Sick" Nick:
Hey Trippy great party! Ohh, punch. I gotta get myself some.
Nick grabs a cup and fills it up with punch.
Trippy P:
Yea, have fun.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 18:38:01 GMT -5
Post by _the j-man on 12/24/03 at 10:59am[/size]
[The Joker is seen wiping the pudding off his face as "Sick" Nick looks to the Joker.]
"Sick" Nick: Sticky too?
The Joker: Not for the same reasons pal... *Crowd laughs.* ALRIGHT! You got me... Same reason.
[The Joker & "Sick" Nick give each other a Hi 5. We see the FHT Diva's come back with a little bit of bruises as they all stumble around.]
The Joker: Damn, my head's spinning, even the gothic chick is lookin' good.
[We see Choker listen in as she come out and throws the Joker up against the wall]
The Joker: WHOA!!!
Choker: Give me one good reason I shouldn't hurt you right now...
[All of the sudden we hear Edge stumbling onto tables and walking around dizzy. ShadowWalker proceeds to laugh his ass off. As Choker lets go of the Joker. We see him look at "Sick" Nick who shrugs and Choker storms off.]
The Joker: Was it because I said now she's starting to look good?
[We pan out back to Edge as Gavin A. Young is seen putting down a cover of himself on PLAYGIRL, he opens it up to his spread. As Edge sleeps like a baby.]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 18:43:08 GMT -5
Post by David on 12/24/03 at 1:27pm[/size]
We fade into the entrance of the club where we see some one showing the bouncer a I.D card, The bouncer moves out the way and lets DAVID into the club! All the FHT guys look and laugh as David walks in with 2 bottles of Vodka, "Sick" Nick gets all the shot glasses ready as David sits down where Edge is asleep!
David: Come on guys, lets get drinking! ! ! !
Trippy P: How did you get in?
David: A Fake I.D!
Joker: How did you get the Vodka?
David: Using my fake I.D.
Trippy: [to Shadow and Joker] Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
Joker + Shadow: YEAH!
"Sick" Nick: Thanks for the Vodka David, bye.
David: WHAT!!
Trippy P:Excuse me! Security this boy has got in with a fake I.D throw him out!
David: You Bastard!
Two 7 Foot bouncers pick David up and carry him off out the bar, David is kicking and screaming as all the guys start downing the Vodka, Edge wakes up, smells the vodka and passes out.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 18:46:26 GMT -5
Post by Edgecutioner on 12/24/03 at 1:32pm[/size]
About 15 minutes later Edge sits up and looks around... The first person he sees is Wally Wilson taking a drink of punch...
Edge: What's going on?
Wally Wilson: Ahh Edge, Glad you've finally came to... I've been waiting here to get an interview with you...
Edge: On what?
Wally Wilson: On the party and your match later of course...
Edge: Damn, What did Shadow give me anyway?
Wally Wilson: I think he said you fell like a brick after 5 shots...
Edge: 5?
Shadow in the distance: Nope, It was actually only 4!
Wally Wilson: So Edge, What are your comments on the party...
Edge: ......
Wally Wilson: You ok Edge? You're not looking very good...
Edge: I'm riding the white pony...
Wally Wilson: What? Oh never mind...
Edge looks up at Wally for a minute...
Wally Wilson: Is everything ok?
Edge: Why of course it is!
Edge stands up and points at The Joker who is taking a hit on his blunt over across the room...
Edge: To the Batmobile!
Wally Wilson: Huh?
Edge starts to walk toward Joker but falls straight on his face!
The Joker over at his table: Hehehehehehehe!
Wally Wilson: Well I guess that raps this interview up folks...
Fade into next table
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 18:56:21 GMT -5
Post by The Peeps Champ on 12/24/03 at 4:31pm[/size]
["Fight Music" blasts over the PA as Ulster steps out from behind the curtains to a huge pop]
Kevin Kelly: As you can see there is a tree at the top of the ramp and the rules for this match is simple the first person that gets the barbwire off the top of the tree can use it
Adrock: You know I never understood these matches I mean they are stuff all around them to use why climb something to get something
[But as Ulster is walking down the ramp The Peep's Champ runs out and hits him in the back with a chair]
Kevin Kelly: The Peep's Champ with a cheat shot
Adrock: Thats not cheeps it smart I mean what are you suppost to do going into a match with a man of Ulster's size hit him before he hits you
Kevin Kelly: It was cheep no matter how you put it
[The Peep's Champ proceeds to hit Ulster with the chair again as Vanity walks past them and down to the announce table]
Adrock: WOW here comes the lovely Vanity
Kevin Kelly: Drool on yourself why don't you
Vanity: Hey boys
[The Peep's Champ picks up Ulster and irish whipes him into the barcade but Ulster reverses it and insteads sends The Peep's Champ into the barcade]
Kevin Kelly: The Peep's Champ hits barbcade hard
Vanity: It doesn't matter he's still going win because he's my baby
Adrock: Thats what I try to tell him The Peep's Champ can't lose
Kevin Kelly: I recall him loosing to "Sick" Nick
Vanity: Ha Nick could never beat The Peep's Champ
Adrock: You tell him
[Ulster throws The Peep's Champ into the ring and follows behing him as the bell sounds]
Kevin Kelly: Suck up
Vanity: I see why people like you more Adrock
Adrock: Ha people like me more
[Ulster picks The Peep's Champ up and irish whipes him into the ropes but The Peep's Champ xplodes off the ropes with a hard right hand]
Vanity: Thats my baby
Kevin Kelly: Ulster didn't go down
[The Peep's Champ runs into the ropes and again hits Ulster with a hard right hand]
Kevin Kelly: Ulster still didn't go down
[The Peep's Champ runs into the ropes again and tries for another hard right hand but Ulster xplodes with one of his own but The Peep's Champ ducks under it and drop kicks Ulster in the back of the knee causing him to go down]
Vanity: He's not standing any more
Adrock: Looks like she told you come on The Peep's Champ
Kevin Kelly: Shut up
[The Peep's Champ hits Ulster win a spinning leg drop and goes for the pin 1 Ulster launces The Peep's Champ off of him]
Kevin Kelly: The power of Ulster
Adrock: It doesn't matter The Peep's Champ is still going to win
Vanity: You tell him
[The Peep's Champ meets Ulster getting up with a kick to the cut he then tries to irish whip Ulster into the corner but Ulster is to strong and pulls The Peep's Champ back into a hard clothesline turning The Peep's Champ inside out Ulster goes for the pin 1]
Vanity: Come on baby kick out
[2 The Peep's Champ kicks out Ulster gets up and goes to the other side of the ring as he tells The Peep's Champ to get up]
Kevin Kelly: Ulster looks to be going for a spear
[The Peep's Champ starts getting up]
Vanity: Baby watch out behind you
[The Peep's Champ gets himself together with his back turned to Ulster]
Adrock: Don't turn around
[The Peep's Champ turns turns around as Ulster runs at him but The Peep's Champ saw him comming and leaps over him and kicks Ulster in the back as he goes under him sending him hard into the ring post]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 19:18:10 GMT -5
Post by The Peeps Champ on 12/24/03 at 4:34pm[/size]
Kevin Kelly: What a move by The Peep's Champ there
Vanity: Thats my baby
Adrock: Its about time you realize how great The Peep's Champ is
Kevin Kelly: I never said I don't like the guy I just don't like his attitude toward everyone
[Ulster turns around holding his arm and right into The Start from The Peep's Champ]
Adrock: What its already over and they've not even used the barbwire yet I told you I didn't see the point in these matches
Kevin Kelly: I've not heard the bell ring or saw The Peep's Champ hand raise
Vanity: But you will
[The Peep's Champ with his cocky attitude pins Ulster 1 2 3 no Ulster kicks out The Peep's Champ can't believe it as he gets up and starts fighting with the ref]
Kevin Kelly: What did the ref have to do with it
Vanity: That slow count he just did you tell him about it baby
Adrock: Yeah that slow can't he just did
Kevin Kelly: That wasn't nothin slow about that count and what are you here mocking bird
Vanity: Shut up Kelly
Adrock: Yeah you heard her shut up
[Ulster sets up as The Peep's Champ is fighting with the ref]
Kevin Kelly: Ulster is getting up
Vanity: Watch out behind you baby
[Ulster sizes The Peep's Champ up for a spear as The Peep's Champ turns around toward him]
Adrock: No don't turn around
[Ulster nails The Peep's Champ down to the mat with a spear and goes for the pin 1 2]
Kevin Kelly: Looks to be over
Vanity: Don't count my baby out yet
[3 no The Peep's Champ kicks out]
Adrock: I knew he would
[Ulster can't believe it but he doesn't fight with the ref and instead goes out side the ring and starts looking under the ring]
Kevin Kelly: Wornder what he is looking for
Vanity: It don't matter my baby is still going beat him
Adrock: Yeah The Peep's Champ is still going beat him
[Ulster pulls a table from under the ring and sets it up on the outside as The Peep's Champ starts to get up on the inside of the ring]
Vanity: Thats right baby teach him a lesson for setting up that table thinking he's going put you threw it
[Ulster gets up on the apron and is meet with a right hand from The Peep's Champ almost causing Ulster to fall back onto the table]
Kevin Kelly: Ulster almost fail there
Vanity: Thats right baby hit him again
[The Peep's Champ nails Ulster with another right hand but Ulster still doesn't fall back]
Kevin Kelly: Ulster still isn't falling
[The Peep's Champ runs to the other side of the ring and bounces off the ropes and runs back at Ulser]
Adrock: Ulster is about to go threw the table
[As The Peep's Champ runs back he is meet with a shoulder to the gut from Ulster Ulster then hooks The Peep's Champ arms and throws him over the ropes and threw the table on the out side]
Kevin Kelly: WOW The Peep's Champ hits the ground hard
Vanity: No baby
[Ulster then jumps off the apron and hits The Peep's Champ with a huge body splash]
Kevin Kelly: Falls do count any where in this match
Adrock: And still they've not used the barbwire on the tree
[1 2]
Vanity: Baby come on kick out
[3 The Peep's Champ kicks out]
Kevin Kelly: What how did he kick out of that
Adrock: Because he's The Peep's Champ
[Ulster can't believe it as he gets up to his feet he picks The Peep's Champ up off the ground and puts him onto his shoulder and runs him stright into the steel post]
Kevin Kelly: Oh god we all know about The Peep's Champ back history
[Ulster makes the cover]
Vanity: *Stands up and starts beating on the announce table* Come on baby
[1 2 3 The Peep's Champ again kicks out]
Adrock: *Whips Sweat* WOW
Kevin Kelly: The Peep's Champ bearly getting the shoulder up there
Vanity: *Sets back down* I knew my baby would kick out *biting lower lip*
[Ulster doesn't know what to think as he picks The Peep's Champ up and sends him into the barcade going up the ramp then starts pulling The Peep's Champ up the ramp]
Vanity: Come on baby I know you can beat him
Kevin Kelly: I don't know what to think anymore
[Half way up the ramp The Peep's Champ starts to fight back but Ulster nails him in the ribs with a hard knee as he pulls him on up the ramp]
Kevin Kelly: The Peep's Champ started getting the upper hand there
[At the top of the ramp Ulster launces The Peep's Champ into the tree also causing him to go into the titantron and making the three fall down on top of The Peep's Champ as you here glass crashing into the ground]
Vanity: My baby
Kevin Kelly: Thats one way to get that barbwire down
[Ulster graps the barbwire and moves the tree off top of The Peep's Champ and chokes him with the barbwire as you hear The Peep's Champ choke]
Kevin Kelly: My god he's chocking The Peep's Champ with that barbwire
Vanity/Adrock: What
[Ulster lifts The Peep's Champ off the ground with the barbwire around his neck and slams him hard into the ground]
Kevin Kelly: The Peep's Champ has to be down after that
Vanity: Come on baby you can beat him I know it
Adrock: Yeah you can beat him The Peep's Champ
[Ulster goes for the pin as the ref counts 1 2 3 no The Peep's Champ again some how gets his shoulder up]
Vanity: Thats right baby
Kevin Kelly: What is it going take to put The Peep's Champ down
[Ulster gets up not believeing it as he looks off the stage as a big smile gets on his face]
Kevin Kelly: He's not thinking what i'm thinking he is is he
Adrock: Oh no
Vanity: What
[Ulster picks The Peep's Champ up and ties the barbwire around him then sets him up for a powerbomb]
Kevin Kelly: This is going break The Peep's Champ into
Vanity: What are you talking about
[Ulster pulls The Peep's Champ up but The Peep's Champ hops off his shoulder behind him Ulster turns around into The Start and falls off the stage crashing threw 5 tables below as The Peep's Champ falls back down on the stage]
Crowd: HOLLY SHIT HOLLY SHIT HOLLY SHIT
Kevin Kelly: Where did that come from
Adrock: I knew The Peep's Champ would get out of it
Vanity: Thats my baby
Ref: 1 2
Kevin Kelly: But who can actually make the cover here
Ref:/color] 3 4 5 6 7 8
color=gold][The Peep's Champ starts to move and get up with the help of the titantron but there is no movement from Ulster below]
Ref: 9 1.....
Kevin Kelly: Is The Peep's Champ going be able to make it up in time
Vantiy: Of course he is come on baby
[The Peep's Champ bearly gets up to his feet in time as he leans against the titantron finally catching his breath he pushes the tree down on top of Ulster almost falling off in the procress]
Adrock: What is he going to do here
Kevin Kelly: The Peep's Champ bearly catching himself there
Vanity: Show these people why your the best baby
[The Peep's Champ takes a run and go and drives off the stage hitting Ulster with a huge Wanna Be Splash still with the barbwire tied to him also causing the tree to crash into Ulster]
Crowd: HOLLY SHIT HOLLY SHIT HOLLY SHIT
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 19:34:42 GMT -5
Post by The Peeps Champ on 12/24/03 at 4:36pm[/size]
Kevin Kelly: My god that had to hurt The Peep's Champ to
[The Peep's Champ rolls around on the ground holding his ribs and still no movement from Ulster]
Ref: 1 2 3
Adrock: Who is going pin who here
Ref: 5 6 7
Vanity: Come on baby *Starts beating on the announce table*
Ref: 8 9 1...
[The Peep's Champ manages to roll over on top of Ulster and pulls his leg up 1 2]
Kevin Kelly: Its got to be over here
Adrock: The Peep's Champ has won theres no way Ulster is kicking out
[3]
Kevin Kelly: MY GOD ULSTER KICKS OUT ULSTER KICKS OUT
Adrock: WHAT
Vanity: How is he kicking out
[The Peep's Champ can't believe it and goes for the pin again 1 2 3 Ulster again kicks out]
Kevin Kelly: What keeps these guys going
Adrock: I don't know but I want some of what ever it is these guys are not human
[The Peep's Champ gets up as he feels with anger and walks over to the ladder to the top of the tiantron still with the barbwire wrapped around him]
Kevin Kelly: What is The Peep's Champ thinking here he's going end his and Ulster's career
Adrock: The Peep's Champ is the biggest risk taker of them all
[The Peep's Champ climbs on top of the tiantron]
Vanity: Baby what are you going doing up there
[The Peep's Champ jumps from the top of the taintron for another Wanna Be Splash with the barbwire still wrapped around him]
Adrock: ULSER MOVED ULSTER MOVED
Kevin Kelly: My god The Peep's Champ hits hard and there is no padding up there
Crowd: HOLLY SHIT HOLLY SHIT HOLLY SHIT
Vanity: Oh my god my baby
Ref: 1 2 3 4 5
[Ulster rolls over on top of The Peep's Champ 1 2]
Kevin Kelly: Someone get EMTs out here and stop this damn match
[3]
Adrock: WAIT
Kevin Kelly: What
Vanity: Whats going on up there
Adrock: I think The Peep's Champ kicked out
Kevin Kelly: WHAT no he couldn't have
Adrock: Yeah I think he just kick out
Kevin Kelly: What the ref says The Peep's Champ did kick out and refuses to give up and stop the match so he has no other choice but to let the match go on *The crowd can't believe and neather can anyone else*
Vanity: But my baby needs help
Adrock: He did kick out
Kevin Kelly: But still he's gotta be hurt from that I mean we all saw it look at how hard he hit
[Back to the match Ulster is up to his feet as he looks at The Peep's Champ no believeing what just happen as he askes the ref for a 5 time if he is sure]
Kevin Kelly: Look even Ulster can't believe it
[Ulster shakes his head as he picks The Peep's Champ limb body off the ground and launces him into the barcade]
Adrock: The Peep's Champ you've proved your point
Vanity: My baby
[Ulster pulls The Peep's Champ to the back stage and picks him up and throws him into a wall]
Kevin Kelly: The Peep's Champ looks to be knocked out now
Vanity: Why haven't they stopped the match
Adrock: Yeah stop the match
[Ulster goes for the pin backstage 1 2 3 Dragon hits with a chair to stop the count he then nails Ulster in the head with the chair busting him open then walks off to massive boos]
Kevin Kelly: What is Dragon doing
[You can here something start up in the back ground]
Adrock: What is that
[Dragon pulls next to Ulster in a forklift and lowers it down on top of him]
Kevin Kelly: What is he doing
Adrock: He just pinned Ulster down to the ground
[Dragon picks The Peep's Champ up and sets him on top of the forklift the ref doesn't know what to do but to count 1 2 Ulster is tring to kick out but can't 3 the bell calls for the bell as Vanity rushes to the backstage]
Kevin Kelly: What The Peep's Champ has won this match
Adrock: I can't say I saw that comming
[Dragon picks up The Peep's Champ and holds up his hand The Peep's Champ almost falls as Dragon catches him and The Peep's Champ comes to]
Dragon: You just won the match
TPC: Just won
Dragon: Yeah you just beat Ulster
TPC: Huh
[Vanity rushes over to The Peep's Champ and kisses him]
Vanity: You won baby
TPC: Yeah I won *Unsure*
[The Peep's Champ still confused walks down the hall with the help of Vanity and Dragon]
Kevin Kelly: I"m clearly at a lost for words here
Adrock: I know what you mean
[Officals gets the forklift off a ferious Ulster fade to black]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 19:38:10 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/24/03 at 5:10pm[/size]
We get back to the party where we see "Sick" Nick and Joker sitting at the bar. Nick is downing cup after cup of punch and Joker is puffing on a blunt. They have just finished singing a Christmas song.
Joker:
OK, lets sing it again ! ! !
"Sick" Nick:
But that was the 13th time we have sung that song.
Joker:
But it's my favorite Christmas song.
"Sick" Nick:
Fine. One more time, but that's it.
Joker & "Sick" Nick:
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away... HEY ! ! !
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away... HEY ! ! !
Joker:
That's a great song... Lets sing it again ! ! !
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 19:41:31 GMT -5
Post by Satisfaction on 12/24/03 at 6:21pm[/size]
Jane McNeal: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a
4-way Elimination Lingerie Eggnog match and it is to determine the number one contender for the FHT Women’s Championship. The rules are as follows; once the divas are in the eggnog they cannot get out until they are thrown out and both their feet touch the floor. Once there is only one diva left standing, she will be declared the winner!
“Satisfaction” hits and Satisfaction comes out in a black satin robe. Satisfaction stands on top of the stage and takes off her robe to a huge crowd pop! She is wearing some nice black lingerie.
“dirrty” hits and Sammy comes out already in pink lingerie.
Sammy runs for Satisfaction, but Satisfaction side steps. Satisfaction boots Sammy in the gut and throws her off the stage into the eggnog pool! Satisfaction hides behind the stage set.
“Zombie Nation” hits and Belladonna comes out in her own satin robe.
Satisfaction attacks Belladonna and throws punches. Belladonna counters and they roll around on the stage. They keep rolling down the ramp! Belladonna gets the better and takes off her robe (revealing red lingerie) and chokes Satisfaction with it.
“How Many Licks” hits and Vanity runs out in gold lingerie!
Vanity jumps on Belladonna’s back, but Belladonna snapmares her off onto the floor. Belladonna gets on top of Vanity repeatedly throws punches. Vanity returns some decent looking punches of her own. Belladonna with more punches then she grabs Vanity and throws her into the eggnog pool. Satisfaction gets up and decks Belladonna with a nice slap. Satisfaction tosses Belladonna into the eggnog then gets in herself. The bell rings and the match has now started.
Choker makes her way out as all four divas are battling it out in the eggnog pool. Choker takes a seat right near the pool. In the eggnog, Satisfaction clotheslines both Sammy and Vanity. Belladonna grabs Satisfaction by the hair and smacks her head onto the side of the eggnog pool. Belladonna repeatedly shoves Satisfaction’s head into the eggnog. Satisfaction elbows Belladonna in the stomach and returns the favor.
Vanity slaps Satisfaction. Satisfaction returns the favor and chops away at Vanity. Satisfaction hangs Vanity over the edge of the pool and spanks her ass! Sammy is up. Sammy kicks eggnog into Belladonna’s face and boots her. Sammy then goes right after Satisfaction. Sammy and Vanity double suplex Satisfaction into the eggnog. Vanity then slaps Sammy across the face! They go at it, choking and drowning each other. Belladonna gets onto the side of the pool and stands on top of it. Belladonna jumps off and knocks Sammy and Vanity both down with a double clothesline.
Sammy tries to run towards Belladonna but Belladonna backdrops her to the outside! Sammy is out! Its now down to Belladonna, Satisfaction and Vanity. Choker is still watching on with her title firmly around her waist. All three divas are circling each other and staring. The heel divas knock down Satisfaction. Belladonna then jumps on Vanity and chokes her. Belladonna releases the hold and tries to do the same to Satisfaction only to get taken down by the legs. Satisfaction and Belladonna roll around in the eggnog.
Choker gets out of her chair, takes off her belt and gets into the eggnog pool! Choker throws out Satisfaction and Belladonna! Choker wants Vanity. Vanity is announced as the winner. Choker kicks Vanity in the face and goes physco! Choker tries to drown Vanity! Choker claws at Vanity’s face before trying to drown her some more. Choker then grabs Vanity’s gold bra and rips it off!!!!!! Vanity desperately tries to cover up!
**CROWD IS ESTATIC**
Referee Harry Hebner pulls Vanity out of the pool and Choker is furious! Vanity runs to the back trying to cover herself. Choker then grabs Harry Hebner by the shirt and pulls him into the eggnog! Choker goes physco and rips off Harry’s clothes! Harry is in his underwear. Choker punches and slaps Harry as he tries to escape. Choker won’t let him and pulls him back in by the feet. Choker kicks him in the gut and Powerbombs him into the eggnog!!!!! Officials come and attend to Harry as Choker walks away from the scene still furious!
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 19:49:28 GMT -5
Post by EricShun on 12/24/03 at 7:28pm[/size]
The camera cuts to the back where we see Eric standing outside a locker room.
Eric Shun: Yes right now I am outside of The Peep Champ's locker room. I want to get some comments on his match.
Eric opens the door and steps inside. The camera pans around and finds TPC, Master, and Dragon sitting around a christmas tree that looks like it came straight out of A Charlie Brown Christmas.
TPC, Master, and Dragon: O Christmas Tree.... Oh Christmas Tree....
Master gets up and puts a ornament on the tree. As soon as he puts it on the tree it bends over.
Master: Arrrrghhhhhh I killed it....
Eric: TPC what is going on in here?
Dragon: I tell you what is...
TPC: Hey Eric was asking me what we are doing not you so shut up and just sit there. Now as for what we are doing We are having a Christmas party. Master can you beleive that Trippy throws a Christmas party and not invite us?
The camera then goes and focus on Master...
Master: Arggg I am a monster! I killed the poor ornament.
TPC: Um....Yeah sure Master. Granted Master here isn't the most attractive person walking around but Trippy should let us in.
Master: Arrrrrrg I not one of the beautiful people.
TPC:By what authority does Trippy have to keep me out?
Eric: Well Trippy said he is enforcing the 1 virgin in the club rule..
TPC: Whoa Whoa Whoa.....The Peep didn't not just hear that. What makes you think that The Peep is a Virgin?
Eric: Well the word in the locker room is that you have more world title victories then you do women.
Master: Hee Hee that is so true.
TPC: Shut up. At least I ain't as disfigured as you are..
Master: At least I have had a woman.
TPC: Shut up! I kill you!
Master: I kill you
TPC jumps over the bent over Xmas tree and him and Master start rolling around going at it. Eric turns toward the camera.
Eric: This is Eric Shun reporting live from The Peeps Champs lockerroom.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 19:54:09 GMT -5
Post by Ma$ter Inc. on 12/24/03 at 8:08pm[/size]
...There's a Knock at the Door...
TPC, Master & Dragon sit still and all look at each other
Knock Knock
TPC & Master both Look at Each other
TPC: Well aren't you going to get that??
Master: What the fuck do I look Like!
TPC: A freak with a disfigured face...
Master: Ah well...hmmmmmmmmmm...
fair enuff
Master walks over to the door and opens it...
Master: Who invited you??
Stone Cold appears in the room..
Stone Cold: Wow...this party is 100% Proof craptacular!
TPC: how dare you! this party is for V.I.P'S only...how an earth can you think that your even in the same league as
Austin shoves a bottle of Bud In TPC'S mouth
Austin: Give the baby his bottle!
Master & Dragon start sniggering to themselves..
Austin: Now are all of you son of a bitches ready to get down partay Austin?
Dragon: We're not in texas?? *Turns to Master* Are we??
Master: STOP TALKING TO ME!! AHHHH!!! *Master break the table in half*
Austin: Easy Maduca...Just Chill, have a fucking bear * Austin tosses a bud in Master's direction*
Master: I don't drink...
Austin: What the hell did you say??
TPC: He said he dosen't
*Master smashes the bottle over TPC'S head*
Master: I can't drink...to many antibiotics..
Austin: Your telling me you can never ever leave the sober stage again??
Master: No...I'm english for fuck sakes...*Master pulls a fat Blunt outta his pocket*..
Austin: Oh so you're one of those huh??
Master: I think the correct term is...Mashed Head
Stone Cold: Boi...you're a wierd one...anywayz Stone Cold Steve Austin came here to do what he does best at Christmas...Drink Beer, Start Fights and vadalise property...
TPC Staggers up
TPC: Yeah well The Peeps Champ intends to do what he does best at Christmas...*TPC Walks Out The Room*
Austin: What the hell is he on about
Master: Doing what he does best at Christmas like he told you
Austin: And whats that??
Dragon: Gate Crash other people's Christmas parties..
Austin shakes his head and walks outta the room
The Camera Cuts Out...
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 3, 2007 20:00:21 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/24/03 at 10:23pm
Joker, Trippy, “Sick” Nick and Edge are sitting at a table, in the style of That 70’s Show. “Sick” Nick is chugging another cup of punch.
Joker:
Hehehe… Dude, how many cup of punch have you had?
Joker passes the blunt over to Nick. Nick takes a long hit on it.
“Sick” Nick:
Hehe… Hehe… Hehe… What?
Joker:
Hehehe… How many cups?
“Sick” Nick:
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh… Look, I can see the woooooooooooords come ooooooooooooout of my moth.
Nick passes the blunt over to Trippy. Trippy takes three long hits.
Trippy P:
Hehe, you said moth.
Edge (In a slurred voice):
I can’t wait to get home and eat my granny’s pie.
Trippy P:
Hehe, he said pie.
“Sick” Nick:
Dude, you’re going to eat your grandma’s pie?
Edge (In a slurred voice):
Yea… my granny’s pie is all warm and a little sticky.
Joker:
So you are going to eat your granny’s warm, sticky pie?
Edge (In a slurred voice):
I love to dive into my granny’s pie every Christmas!
“Sick” Nick:
Hehe… Hehe ! ! !
Joker:
Hehe… Hehe ! ! !
Trippy P:
Hehe… Hehe ! ! !
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