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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 10:40:40 GMT -5
Post by Shadowwalker® on 12/26/03 at 3:58pm[/size]
The camera cuts to where Shadowwalker is (who has been noticably absent in the past few scenes at the party). He is sitting back in a chair drink a beer and watching one of the dancers do her thing. Just then Cueball comes over to talk to Shadowwalker.
Cueball:Sir, We got a problem outside and Mr. Trippy is apparantly busy with his lady friend so do you think you can come out and handle it?
Shadowwalker takes a drink of his beer and then sets it down on the table. He stands up and throws a $100 bill at the dancer.
Shadowwalker:Ok Cueball lets go see what the problem is.
Shadowwalker walks out to the front of the club. There surrounded by the rest of the bouncers is The Peeps Champ.
The Peeps Champ:Come on guys, really I am on the list. I got to be. Trippy wouldn't exclude one of the greats from this party....Hey Shadowwalker tell these goons that I am good to come in there.
Shadowwalker:Yeah boys its cool let him come in.
The bouncers and The Peeps champ get a shocked look on their faces. The Peeps Champs shocked expression soon turns to a smile. He quickly cuts thru the bouncers and walks into the club.
Shadowwalker: Glad you could make it TPC. Come sit down over here. I do have some business I wanted to discuss with you.
Shadowwalker and TPC go and sit at a table. A waitress walks up to them.
Waitress:What can I get for you two?
Shadowwalker:Two double shots of Jack Daniels
TPC: Um Shadow I not really a big drinker
Shadowwalker: Relax TPC. Its Christmas. Time to kick back and have fun. Everyone is having a ball. Look even Nick over there is getting into the holiday spirit.
The camera pans over to Nick who is still talking to the statue.
Nick:Baby I don't know about you but I think after seeing you I beleive in Love at First Sight.
Statue:..........
Nick:Oh I am glad you feel the same.
TPC: Well I guess this one time I can
The waitress comes back with the two double shots of Jack. Shadowwalker takes his and slams it. TPC sips his and gets a look on his face.
Shadowwalker:TPC, Jack ain't no sipping liquor. You have to slam it down.
TPC slowly takes the Jack and slams it. He then makes a even sourer face.
TPC: Oh it burns.
Shadowwalker: That because it was the first one. After a couple you won't feel it anymore. Waitress bring two more double shots and keep em coming.
After about 15 minutes the table is covered in shot glasses. TPC looks like the effects of it are starting to kick in.
Just then Gavin Young comes to the table and sits beside TPC. TPC puts his arm around Gavin
TPC: Hey it.......its my buddy Gavin. How...have you.....been.......Its been.....a while....since we hung...out....
Gavin:Well its not my fault we haven't hung out. You been avoiding me.
TPC: No.....way..... you...imagining....things...I like.....you...
Shadowwalker stands up.
Shadowwalker:Well hey I got some business that I have to take care of but don't let that stop you two from getting reaquainted.
Shadowwalker walks away and we see TPC and Gavin still talking...
TPC: You...You....You know how hard it is to be The Peeps Chump...I mean Champ?To have all those million of people idolizing you? Its rough.
Gavin:Oh I bet its rough. I know that I have a hard time dealing with the pressure of being Gavin.
TPC: Yeah....that exactly what I mean.Its like you know me
Gavin: Yes TPC I understand all too well. Why don't we go to a place more quiet. The music in here is just so loud....not to mention the scenery. Ugh.
TPC drowns another double shot of Jack
TPC: Hiccup! It be fine by me....lets...go somewhere...
With that TPC and Gavin walk off to a seperate room in the club
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 10:43:09 GMT -5
Post by Mase on 12/26/03 at 4:07pm[/size]
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled as a bra and panties match, And the rules are simple, The person who strips their opponent down to his bra and panties first will be declared the winner!
[Crowd boo!!!]
Kevin Kelly at ringside [Because he's not invited to the party]: Well according to the fans there isn't going to be a winner in this contest, Esspecially not after already seeing that Lingerie Eggnog match earlier...
Ring Announcer: And now, Making his way to the ring first, He is making his return to the ring to fight for the first time in months... He is Mase!
[Crowd cheers as "Youre gonna pay" Kicks in and Mase walks out onto the rampway with his regular ring attire on over what appears to be a black bra and the panties are covered by his pants...]
Ring Announcer: Entering the ring at this time, Standing 7f 2inches and weighing in at 315lbs... He is Darth Mase!
[Mase steps into the ring over the top rope and stretches a bit as he awaits his opponent, The Joker...]
Ring Announcer: And now, Making his way to the ring, He is the second participent in this contest...
["3030" By Deltron 3030 blasts throughout the arena as the crowd cheers on The Joker but nothins happening...]
Kevin Kelly @ Ringside: I wonder where The Joker is?
[Just then A-damn Hater pops up on the FHT-tron, He is sitting at the table with Trippy P, "Sick" Nick (With his Statue) And The Joker is still there as well...]
A-damn @ the party: Hey there Kev, Nice to see you, Sorry you couldn't be here but you know how it is, Only 1 virgin and all... Anyway as you can see The Joker is still here...
[Camera turns over to Joker who's hitting his joint...]
The Joker: Wee! Jingle bells Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, The batmobile lost it's when and Joker got away! Hey! Damn I love that song! [Joker spins around in his chair while singing again...]
A-damn @ the party: Don't worry, He'll be along in a few minutes, Just gotta get someone to help him across the street...
[Mase waits in the ring as The Joker gets up and steps out the doors of Puppy Palace... Luckily Gavin volunteers to help out The Joker and they make their way to the arena...]
Kevin Kelly @ Ringside: The match is next folks!
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 10:44:44 GMT -5
Post by Mase on 12/26/03 at 5:25pm[/size]
["3030" By Deltron 3030 kicks in again and the crowd cheer as The Joker steps out from behind the curtain and cheer more as they see Joker still holding his joint he had at the party...]
Kevin Kelly @ ringside: Good to see The Joker made it over here safely...
[The crowd laugh a bit as Joker stumbles down the rampway barely able to stand up, Finally Joker reaches the ring and gets in...]
[The bell rings...]
Kevin Kelly @ Ringside: And we're off folks!
A-damn @ on the tron: Yo Kev, Why do you speak? No ones listening to you...
[Mase and Joker lock up with Mase pushing Joker backward and into the corner. Mase lets go as Joker covers up a bit and steps back... Joker looks up at Mase and starts singing again as Mase covers his ears and then Joker runs behind him and jumps on his back applying a sleeper to Mase...]
Kevin Kelly @ ringside: Good move there by the Joker!
A-damn @ the party: Of course it is Kevin, anyone can see that!
[Joker holds on and starts singing: Rock aby baby in the tree top, hear the wind blow the cradle will rock, When the bow breaks the cradle will fall, And down will come Masey, Cradle and..... Mase throws Joker off!...]
Mase: Dman it! I hate that song, My mother used to sing it to me until I ran away!
[Mase grabs Joker and tosses him in the corner and starts putting in some boots, Mase steps back tries an avalance but Joker ducks and runs under Mase's arm and then into the other corner. Mase follows but Joker hops to the top and performs a diving moon sault to Mase!... Joker hooks the leg... 1.........2.........Mase tosses Joker off!...]
Kevin Kelly @ Ringside: Short two count there by The Joker...
[Joker gets up and stands behind Mase and chop-blocks his knee as he gets up, Joker then gets behind Mase again and repeats the move once more... Joker then hops over to Mase's legs and tries for No laughing Matter but Mase's legs are too strong and he tosses the Joker off...
A-damn @ the party: Gonna have to try harder than that, Oh and by the way where's Edge? I need another drink...
[Back in the ring Mase gets up and whips Joker into the ropes, Joker comes back and slides under Mase's legs and tries to grab his pants and pull them down but Mase is quick to turn around and nail The Joker...
Trippy P in the background of the party: Never thought I'd see the day when Joker went for another mans pants!
"Sick" Nick in background: Hahahaha!
[Meanwhile Mase grabs Joker by the throat and tosses him across the ring...]
Kevin Kelly @ ringside: I don't think Mase liked what Joker attempted there...
A-damn @ the party: Would you like it if he tried to take off your pants?
[Mase grabs Joker and tries to tear off his shirt but The Joker low blow Mase!!!...]
A-damn @ the party: Oh!!! That'll hurt later...
Kevin Kelly @ ringside: I think it hurts now!
[Joker grabs ahold of Mase's shirt and rips it off of Mase's body... Joker dances a bit and starts singing more as he throws Mase's shirt into the crowd...]
Trippy P in the background @ party: I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with that boy, Dancing around after he tears clothing off a man!
[Joker turns around and grabs Mase and tosses him against the ropes, Joker whips Mase across the ring still holding onto his hand and plants a knee in Mase's gut. Joker repeats the move again before stepping alongside Mase and hitting a russian leg sweep. Joker then goes for Mase's pants again but Mase reaches up and grabs Joker by the throat and nails a Chokeslam!...]
A-damn @ the party: Ohhh, That's gotta do it...
[Mase reaches down and tears Joker's shirt off to reveal a leather bra with no nipples built in...]
A-damn @ the party: What the hell?
[Mase quirks an eyebrow...]
Trippy P in the background: That has got to be the sickist thing I've seen since... Since... Since ever!
[Mase tosses Joker's shirt behind him as Joker sits up and looks down at himself...]
The Joker: Holy Shit how did this get here!!!?!
[Suddenly a camera shows the backstage area of the arena and there's Vanity laughing and chuckling...]
The Joker: Ahhhhhh! You did this to me didn't you!
[Vanity smiles as the feed cuts back to the party...]
Trippy P @ the party: Man I take back that high five...
[Joker gets up and goes after Mase's leg again nailing a quick dropkick to the knee taking Mase down, Joker then hops over to Mase's head and locks in a reverse chin lock... Mase tries to get th weight advantage and rise up but Joker puts his feet on the middle rope for leverage...]
Kevin Kelly @ ringside: Smart of the Joker not to let mase back on his feet...
A-damn @ the party: How many times are you gonna say that Kev?
[The Joker continues to hold Mase down until the referee sees his feet and pulls them off the middle rope, Joker gets up complaining and to the referee, Meanwhile Mase gets up behind him and as Joker turns around Mase gives him a kick to the gut and lifts him up for the Forcebomb but Joker manages to slide off Mase's back and catches Mase's pants on the way down and pulls them off!!!!!...]
Crowd: Boooooo!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, The winner of this match by stripping his opponent down to his bra and panties... The Joker!!!!!
[Crowd cheers a bit as Joker is announced the winner...]
Trippy P @ the party: That has got to be the worst bra and panties match I've ever seen!
[The crowd cheers Mase a little mixed with some boos for his attire as he leaves the ringside area...]
Kevin kelly @ ringside: Well we gotta take a commercial break folks!
[Superstars cuts to commercial as Joker walks back to the party.....]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 10:52:33 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/26/03 at 5:34pm
Trippy, Joker, “Sick” Nick and the statue walk back into the bar. As they are going to their table, they walk past ShadowWalker.
Trippy P: Hey Shadow, what’s up?
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice):
Heeeee e e e e e e y ! ! !
Statue: . . .
Trippy, Joker, “Sick” Nick and the statue sit down at the table.
Trippy P: OK, the seeds have been planted and now we just have to wait for Master to come so we can play the joke on him.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): So what are we going to do till he comes?
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Trippy P: I don’t know.
Statue: . . .
Trippy P: What can we do?
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Hmm . . .
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: I feel pretty . . . Oh so pretty . . .
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): … I feel pretty and witty…
Joker: … and gay ! ! !
Trippy P, Joker, “Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice) & The Statue: And I pity Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there? Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy
I feel pretty Oh so pretty That the city should give me its key A committee Should be organized to honor me
I feel dizzy I feel sunny I feel fizzy and funny and fine And so pretty Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that mirror there Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running and dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy
Trippy, Joker, “Sick” Nick and the statue each hit the bong and pass it around.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 10:58:17 GMT -5
Post by The Peeps Champ on 12/26/03 at 5:45pm[/size]
[The Peep's Champ is seen unlocking his car to leave when Eric Shun runs up to him]
Eric: The Peep's Champ do you think you should be driving
TPC: What do you mean
Eric: Well with all them shots you drunk and wheres G.A.Y
TPC: Do I look drunk and what do you mean wheres G.A.Y
Eric: Well you two
TPC: What are you talking about
Eric: I just saw you at the party
TPC: The party
Eric: Yeah that Trippy is throwing
TPC: Why would I want to be part of that wanna be party and I really don't hang out with Wanna Bes
Eric: But
TPC: Can I leave now
Eric: What about Vanity
TPC: What about her
Eric: Ain't you two together
TPC: Do I look like a one girl man
[Two girls walk up to The Peep's Car]
Eric: WOW Who are they
TPC: I really have to go
[The Peep's Champ gets into his car and lets to two girls in his car and slams the door in Erics face and takes off]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:01:36 GMT -5
Post by _the j-man on 12/26/03 at 6:07pm[/size]
[We see the Joker hiding behind a trash can with Vanity as they hold balloons filled with melted sugar. They see the Peep's Car and throw it. *SPLAT* all over the winshield as the Peep's Car CRASHES! The Joker & Vanity pop up with a concerned look then start laughing like crazy.]
The Joker: He's fallen & can't get up! HAHAHAHA!
[We see TPC open up the car door as he sees the Joker.]
TPC: MY CAR!!! YOU ASSHOLE!
[TPC tries to charge the Joker but slips and falls on his face. We see the ladies get out as they're horrid looking as they try to help TPC up. We cut to the next segment.]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:03:06 GMT -5
Post by David on 12/26/03 at 6:12pm[/size]
As the ladies try and help TPC up David runs up behind him and pours flower all over TPC, David then throws egg's at TPC, The eggs stick to Chase like Glue as Joker and Vanity turn around and start to laugh, David and Joker run for each other, Joker goes to high five David but David shoves a egg into Jokers face, David then runs off slapping Vanity on her ass on his way!
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:06:04 GMT -5
Post by _the j-man on 12/26/03 at 6:18pm[/size]
[The Joker charges David and tackles his down to the ground. He begins to slap the back of David's head with David's own hands!!!]
The Joker: Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself!
[We see the Joker wipe the egg of his face as he helps David up they laugh. As we see Vanity put her arms around the Joker and give him a kiss on the neck. Until... HARLEY QUINN looks on from a distance. She looks upset as ShadowWalker stand their pointing out the situation. Harley turns to ShadowWalker grinning and takes him to the PRIVATE LAP DANCE room. The Joker & Vanity head off back to Trippy P's office both completely fucked up off there head for more "action" in the Commish's room. As David looks down kicking a rock.]
Sammy: Davey, boy! Over here!
[We see Sammy in a exotic outfit as David jumps for joy and runs towards her as we cut to the next skit.]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:08:26 GMT -5
Post by David on 12/26/03 at 6:26pm[/size]
David and Sammy get in the back of David's mini [tight squezze] they get down to bussiness, the scene cuts.
About 1 hour later David climbs out the back of the mini, Sammy drives away in it as David walks off in search of Joker, David walks into Trippy P's office as Vanity is dancing for Joker, we hear Joker say "ARGH IT STILL WONT GO UP" David runs out the room and finds a chemist, about half an hour later David returns to find porn on the TV and Joker saying "Nope, no use i cant get a erection!" David throws Joker some pills which read "VIAGRA" Joker looks angry at first then looks at Vanity in her underwear and smiles and takes some and says thank you to David.
About a hour later David is sat outside Trippy P's office, when suddenly Joker runs out the room screaming and holding his ass, David walks into the office and sniffs and smells the room, the room smells disgusting, David peals the lable off the bottle and it actually "Laxitive, only take 2 tablets a day" David turns to Vanity and says
David: How many did he take?
Vanity: OOOO about 6!
David: SIX!!! He will be shitting for a week! Let's carry on where Joker left off!
David slams the door shut as we cut to the next segment
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:09:52 GMT -5
Post by SaTaN on 12/26/03 at 6:41pm[/size]
We see Satan standing outside of an empty ring.
Satan: See, for the last week or so, I haven't been the same. Unholy Trinity beatings are a common thing like leaving beer and cookies for Santa, and he will come back first to your house next year. I have three things that describe Trippy P: No honor, no respect, and no pride. At Unfinished Business, I challenge you to a re-match. But this time, the Trinity, Austin, LBM, Nick, and Joker will have to ride to a different planet. This stratosphere is now reserved just for me an you. I'm living off the end of a lighting bolt, and I'm gonna strike you down.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:14:52 GMT -5
Post by _the j-man on 12/26/03 at 6:41pm[/size]
[He comes out of the bathroom holding his stomach.]
The Joker: That's the last time I listen to that little asshole.
[He continues to walk as he gets to the party room but it seems everyone is gone doing something or another, as we see Sammy stumbling as he puts her hands on the Joker and tosses him into the PRIVATE LAP DANCE room as we see Harley Quinn & ShadowWalker as the Joker's eyes bug out!]
The Joker: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Harley: Shut up! I heard what you & Vanity were doing!!!
The Joker: Fine! Sammy, lets go to Trippy's office!
Sammy: YAY!!!
[An hour later the Joker comes out all disoriented.]
The Joker: Wow, now I see why David is into her...
[Sammy straightens out her outfit kisses the Joker on the cheek and walks out. As we see Vanity slapping David.]
Vanity: How dare you insult me with your crotch! Come back when you hit puberty boy!
[We see Vanity spotting the Joker as he she jumps on top of him as we cut to the next segment.]
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:21:58 GMT -5
Post by Shadowwalker® on 12/26/03 at 7:54pm[/size]
A short time later Shadowwalker walks out of the private lap dance room. He stops and adjusts his tie. He walks into the room where everyone is at
Sitting at a table is "Sick" Nick, The Statue, Trippy, Joker, Satisfaction, Vanity, and Belladonna. They have a deck of cards and are playing strip poker. Satisfaction has already lost her shirt, Vanity has lost her shirt and shoes, and Belladonna has also lost her top.
Joker is the man that is dealing the cards.( and what most people don't know is that Joker is notorious for dealing from the bottom of the deck thus explains why the divas are losing.)
"Sick" Nick:Come on honey. You lost that hand. Time to take something off
Everyone at the table looks at Nick. Trippy takes a big hit on the joint and passes it to Joker. Shadowwalker walks by.
Trippy:Hey Shadow. Its about time that you got out of there. Here take a hit.
Shadowwalker:Maybe after I am done with my match. Want a clear head when I face Edge. Speaking of which. Where is the drunk?
Trippy: after taking a shot of tequila Last I saw him he was serving drinks over at the other side of the bar.
Shadowwalker walks over to the other side of the bar where he sees Edge sitting drinking the shots that he was suppose to be getting for the customers.
Shadowwalker: Hey Edge those were suppose to be for the guest. I have half a mind to go tell Trippy. But I won't since I like ya.
Edge:You do?
Shadowwalker:Yeah, since I like you so much I tell you what is going on on the other side of the room.
Edge:What?
Shadowwalker leans over and whispers something into Edges ear. Edges eyes get really big.
Edge: Is that so? We just see about that.
Edge starts to stumble over to the other side of the room where the game of strip poker is going on. Statisfaction starts laughing and drops her cards.
Trippy:Ok Satisfaction, you lost that hand. You gotta take it off.
Statisfaction reaches behind her back and begins to unbutton her bra when Edge shows up.
Edge:What is going on here? Satisfaction what are you doing?
Trippy:Hey Junior, get back to serving the drinks and let the adults continue with there games.
Edge grabs Satisfactions hand and has her stand up. When she does Trippy stands up too. Trippy takes her other hand and has her sit back down.
Trippy: She stays
Edge gets a angry look on his face. He draws back and goes to swing at Trippy. But in his drunken state he misses trippy and falls face first into Nicks statue.
Nick:Oh right. Edge you have gone too far. Its one thing to be with Miss Hardcore but I draw the line with my lady here She is with me!
Nick picks up Edge by the shirt. He drags him to the door and tosses him out. Nick then closes the door behind him.Nick goes back and sits down beside the statue.
Nick: Don't worry baby, I will always defend your honor against the likes of people like Edge. You dont' have to worry about him touching you there ever again. Now get with taking off something. You still haven't from the last time you lost
With that they go back to playing strip poker.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:24:10 GMT -5
Post by Shadowwalker® on 12/26/03 at 9:34pm[/size]
Just then The Chicken Dance song starts playing. Nicks eyes get all big.
Nick:OH OH I love this song!! Come on baby lets get up there and show these people how a real couple can dance.
Nick grabs his statue and begins to do the chicken dance with her. They are dancing but with the condition that Nick is in his balance is not that great. He trips over his own feet. He falls to the ground.While falling he grabs the statue. The statue comes down and lands on top of him
One of the dancers who is also a licensed ref drops to her knees and counts the pinfall.
1......2........3..... Winner and new FHT Hardcore Champion....The Statue.
Just as that was happening Shadowwalker was walking by. Nick rolls the statue off of him and is stunned. Shadowwalker puts a foot on the statue and has the ref count as he finishes his beer.
1.....2......3.....Winner and new FHT Hardcore Champion....Shadowwalker.
Shadowwalker walks off as Nick comes to his senses.He sees his statue laying on the ground. Nick picks it up and holds it in his arms.
Nick: Don't cry baby. Its ok. Even though you did beat me for the title I still love you. Nothing will ever change that.
party rages on.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 5, 2007 11:31:33 GMT -5
Post by Trippy P on 12/26/03 at 9:53pm[/size]
We see Edge outside the club, desperately looking for a new way in.
Having been thrown in, hes finding it impossible to get past Cueball, the bouncer.
He walks around the side of the building, looking for another enterance.
He finds a window, and he peers through it.
Edge: WHAT THE... NO!
He taps on the window.... and guess whos inside the room, Trippy P and Satisfaction!
Trippy P looks over at Edge knocking on the window.
Trippy P: Buy the video you cheap bastard!..... Damn Virgins.
He pulls down the blind.
Edge on the otherside cant believe it. He bangs on the window, which attracts the attention of security.
Cueball: Ill teach you a lesson!
Edge: NOOOO!
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