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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 10:54:02 GMT -5
Post by Trippy P on 12/25/03 at 12:08am[/size] We see Trippy P, lying on the floor, an empty bottle in his hand. He lifts it to his mouth. Trippy P: Damn it! Its empty! He throws the bottle, and it hits a random groupie in the head. He struggles to his feet, and finds the Joker. Joker is doing what he does best, and thats smoke bongs. Trippy P: Shit, im down. Over the clubs speakers, hits from the bong by Cypress hill plays. (just for you Joker.... just for you) www.angelfire.com/ny4/enfuego360/sounds/Cypress_Hill_-_Hits_From_The_Bong.mp3Trippy P: Inhaaaaale, exhaaaaaaale, just got an ounce in the maaaiiiiil! He takes the hit, and passes the bong over, not looking at who it is. We see Edge take the next hit, his eyes begin watering, and he coughs uncontrollably. Trippy P looks over. Trippy P: Shit man, i didnt invite you in to socalise. Get your dumb ass back up serving drinks! Edge: I am the ow, in the word wow! Trippy P: Your about to experience the ow if you dont get the hell back to work! Just then Miss Hardcore walks over. Miss Hardcore: Hi, Trippy, im Miss hardcore! Trippy P: AHH! MANBEAST! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Trippy P runs and grabs the Joker, placing him between Himself and Miss Hardcore. Joker: Hi.... my name is........ uh..... Trippy P whispers in his ear. Joker: Thats right! Im Fred Flinstone, and this is my lovely daughter pebbles! He jestures over at Edge, who has fallen over and cant get up. Suddenly, Trippy Ps face lights up, and he smiles. Trippy P: Miss hardcore.... thats pebbles..... how much would it take to make you very familiar with eachother? Miss Hardcore: For him? $100 and a bottle of Smirnoff. Trippy P: Its not my money... Sold! He see him give miss hardcore the 100, and miss hardcore take the legless edge into a side room. Trippy P: Poor bastard. He struggles to his feet, and tries to find A-Damn Hater. A-Damn: You can, call on the man when the party is borin I'll have these hoes strippin till it's part of the mornin I love a fat chick with a body enormous It ain't about the weight yo it's how they performin My dash is 180, my weed half a pound With the smoke in the air my nose like basset hounds I don't stash the draw, nigga divide I'm that nigga that ride with trigga to give a supply High, is how I stay all the time Trippy P: Yeah, sounds right. He walks over to the bar, and has a drink.... then a chaser, then another one to head the first two off at the pass, and a fourth for moral support. In his haze, he sees Satisfaction, and the other divas back at the party covered in eggnogg. Trippy P: Thats some good Nog! TO THE NOG! 5 Minutes later Satisfaction is sitting in Trippy Ps lap, regardless of Egg Nog. David: Trippy... ive come to say i didnt appreciate you having me thrown out, until i had parental permission to return. Trippy P: Im sorry, ive already got pussy here, why dont ya come back later! David: Thats it..... im telling LBM! Trippy P: I think you put him in hospital Trippy P trips David as he is trying to walk, then goes back to his business with Satisfaction.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 10:59:04 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/25/03 at 01:03am[/size]
“Sick” Nick is sitting at the bar staring at his hand.
Trippy P: What are you doing?
“Sick” Nick: Whoooooooooa . . .
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Let me clear my throat… AHEM…
SCSA picks up his guitar.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: We have some special guests here to night to sing. So hit it boys.
SCSA starts to play his guitar to the tune of Jingle Bells.
A Pack Of Barking Dogs: Bark bark bark. Bark bark bark. Bark bark bark bark bark. Bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark bark.
Nick is still looking at his hand.
“Sick” Nick: Holy crap, my hand is barking.
Joker comes dancing into the scene.
Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel, And Joker got away... HEY ! ! !
Nick grabs the bartender by the shirt.
“Sick” Nick: My hand is barking… My damn hand is barking like a cow ! ! !
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:03:26 GMT -5
Post by Edgecutioner on 12/25/03 at 02:24am[/size]
The party cam cuts to the door where Miss Hardcore took Edge, Nothin is happening at first but after 15 seconds the door opens and Edge emerges with a horrified look on his face...
Trippy: Damn! I was wonderin if he'd ever come out...
Edge steps forward and Miss Hardcore walks out with a satisfied smile on her face, She kisses Edge on the cheek and then walks by and out the door...
A-Damn: Look at this fool, Does he think he's cool? Swaying from side to side, One fay he'll make a good bride... No I take that back, No one wants him, When it comes to Edge and scoring he's never gonna win!
Joker: That's harsh!
Edge stumbles over close to the main table and stops there...
Edge: Can somebody fill me in on what just happened?
"Sick" Nick: You don't wanna know.
Trippy: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Shadowwalker: Edge, Run along and get us all a drink, Oh and maybe you better stop drinking yourself too...
Edge: But I'm just starting to feel the real me...
Trippy: Edge, That's not the real you, That's what it feels like to be manraped by the manbeast herself!
Joker: Ahhh hehehehehehehehe!
Camera fades off the table as Edge walks toward the store room for drinks
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:08:34 GMT -5
Post by Trippy P on 12/25/03 at 05:52am[/size]
Trippy P, the Joker, A-Damn and Straightcurve are all sitting in a circle. Trippy P is talking. They are all passing around a fritz blunt (the size of a fucking baseball bat.... thats a fritz)
Trippy P: Yall people dont know shit..... (inhales) but.... im gonna learn ya (exhales)
[Later]
Trippy P: So, you see, the system is set to put more of the wealth into the hands of the few....
Joker: I hear ya
[Later]
Trippy P: (inhales)Dwarves....... Elves..... motherfucking unicorns, (exhales) none of them want to see an aussie man make it!
Joker: I hear ya!
[Later]
Trippy P opens his mouth, then falls flat on his face, his arm holding the blunt up.
Joker: I hear ya (he takes the blunt)
A-Damn: That god damn back packing leprichuan is back!
A-Damn produces a crow bar, and smashes it through a near by table.
A-Damn: Die motherfucker... Die!
Trippy P:(from the floor) Oh, you want to fuck around....
Trippy P produces a pistol from his belt, and shoots at the table 6 times. He misses the table on atleast three of them, but those people were shot before entering the unholy trinities club.
Joker: I hear ya! (exhales)
Curve is busy writing a list of the people in the room hes better than, its long.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:11:18 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/25/03 at 09:02am[/size]
“Sick” Nick is stumbling around the place with a cup of punch in his hand when he walks past Wally Wilson, who is still in the Santa costume.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Oh my God ! ! !
Nick points one finger at Wally and squints one eye.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Saaaaaaaaaaanta Clause . . .
Nick hops on Wally’s lap and starts to read off his Christmas list.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): I want a Ninja Turtle, and a Tommy Lee action figure, and a Barbie dream house, and… Ohh and a pony, with pink and purple dots… AND toast ! ! ! Ohh who ever invented toast… Invented toast. AND DON’T GET ME ANY SOCKS ! ! !
Nick grabs Wally by the shirt and pulls Wally right into his face.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): So help me Bob… If I get socks, I… I am… [Buuuuurp] . . . I gottza go to a bathroomz.
Nick gets off Wally’s lap and stumbles off into the kitchen.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:13:48 GMT -5
Post by Vanity on 12/25/03 at 7:07pm[/size]
Backstage, Vanity enters The Peep's Champs lockeroom with a towel on (still dripping with eggnog). Vanity goes over to The Peep's Champ and goes to hug him.
TPC: Ah no! Do you know how much this shirt costs! Go and wash up first!
Vanity looks upset as she leaves the room to head for the showers. On her way she passes Joker's lockeroom. The Joker has his shirt off and Vanity peeps in. Vanity bites her finger and just stares at The Joker smiling...
Fade to black...
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:15:39 GMT -5
Post by Satisfaction on 12/25/03 at 7:49pm[/size]
Back at the party, a drunk Satisfaction sits on Trippy P's lap again. Satisfaction puts her arms around Trippy and whispers something into his ear!
Trippy P: I'm down for that!!
Satisfaction: Thought so....
Elsewhere at the party....
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:17:58 GMT -5
Post by Dragon on 12/25/03 at 8:05pm[/size]
Suddenly cameras cut to the main doors of Puppy Palace to see Dragon trying to enter as the bouncer stands in his way...
Bouncer: Only 1 virgin...
Dragon: I'm not a virgin!
Bouncer looks Dragon over...
Bouncer: You look like a virgin to me...
Dragon: Well I'm not!
Bouncer: Ok, Tell me who you've scored with, Not including that Miss Hardcore lady who seems to want to be raping people on Christmas eve...
Dragon: I've.... I've, Hah I've scored with Chyna so there!
Bouncer: Well you know there's another main rule about the party...
Dragon: What's that?
Bouncer: There's a limit of only one gay person in the party...
Dragon: What!
Dragon tries to launch his way into the party but the bouncer catches him...
Just then Trippy P looks over to see what the ruckus is...
Trippy: What seems to be the problem?
Bouncer: Another bitch trying to get in...
Trippy: Hey Dragon, What are you thinking?
Dragon: What am I thinking? I want respect!
Trippy: Then it is respect you'll get...
Satisfaction walks up...
Trippy: Yo Satis, Pick a match type and a wrestler...
Satisfaction: Uh ok, Bra and Pantie, And..... Gavin A Young.
Trippy: There you have it...
Dragon: What?
Trippy: Your opponent and the match type for Superstars next week!
Dragon: Hey! You can't do that to me!
Trippy: Now take care of this noisy bitch will ya?
Bouncer: I'll take care of him and you have a good time...
Everybody laughs and sits back down to party along with Gavin who is jumping up and down with glee from the match that'll happen as Dragon gets kicks out...
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:22:33 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/25/03 at 9:09pm[/size]
Nick is standing in front of a statue of a Puppy Palace Stripper, and is finishing telling a story to the statue.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): … Then I put him in a sharpshooter. And that, as the leprechauns like to say, was that.
Nick places his arm around the statue’s neck.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): You my friend are a good listener. Wait, wait, wait… Ha ha ha… Let me tell you a joke.
Nick slaps his knee and starts to crap up before he even tells the joke.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Ha ha ha… OK, OK… Why did the midget change the light bulb?
Nick continues to crack up.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Ha ha ha… Because he was stapled to the chicken… Ha ha ha ! ! !
Nick stops laughing and stares at the statue.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Why aren’t you laughing? Was it something I said?
A tear comes to Nick’s eye as he throws his arms around the statue, and gives it a big hug.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): I’m sorry man! I love you!
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 11:26:38 GMT -5
Post by Trippy P on 12/25/03 at 9:29pm[/size]
We see Trippy P sitting on a chair, Satisfaction still on his lap. We can see Trippy P holding a joint in his left hand.
Trippy P: Im glad you came!
Satisfaction: Are you talking to me or the blunt.
Trippy P:(looking at Satisfaction) You! My fiery headed stick of delight!
Satisfaction: Thats it!
She takes the blunt, and puts it out in an ashtray
Satisfaction: I am going to take a shower, if you want to join me, its now or never!
She stands up, and walks to a door leading to Trippy Ps private bathrooms.
Trippy P: I am soooo there!
He stands up, and moves towards the door, before coming back into picture, and taking the extinguished blunt to put in his pocket.
Trippy P: Lets never part again!
On the way to the door, he passes Nick talking to the statue.
Nick: You know.... id love to meet your parents.
Statue:
Nick: Cant wait!
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 23:26:00 GMT -5
Post by _the j-man on 12/26/03 at 02:02am[/size]
[At the party. Belladonna and Vanity are having fun modelling Bra and Panties outfits for the Joker wearing a santa hat, who has to wear one such outfit later, and various other FHT Males. He hits his blunt as A-Damn Hater.]
A-Damn: Damn girls, I want some titties and ass, lets have a roll on the grass, fuck the foreplay, lets get naughty, I'll tap your ass till you turn fourty! *Mutters* Then I'm out.
[In this rowdy scene, we see Vanity wink at the Joker, and move over to have a talk to him as she licks the tip of his ear and bites on it.]
Vanity: What do you think?
The Joker: *He looks her up and down* I like it on you, a lot more than myself or Gavin.
Vanity: Think you'd like it even more, off me?
[The Jokers eyes pop out of his head, as he grins placing his hand on her firm ass as he smiles winking at "Sick" Nick. As he continues to talk to the statue.]
"Sick" Nick: You listen so well... *Sniffs* I love you!
Statue: ...
[We see Vanity get closer to the J-Man as she smiles biting her lower lip playfully.]
Vanity: What do you say, Santa J-Man? *Whimpers* I've been nice all year, but if you give me what I want then I'll be real naughty... *She grins*
The Joker: I'm down! To Trippy's office it is!
[They walk to the room, Vanity supporting The Joker alot of the way, as he appears to have lost the ability to walk. He continues to hit a blunt with Vanity. They walk into the room, and Vanity begins to remove her bra. The Jokers laughter can he heard, as Vanity locks the door.]
The Joker: Wow, hey... my pants! OH!!! CHIRST!!!
[The Camera is on the wrong side of the door, it continues to film the door, and from the other side, banging noises can be heard, as well as Vanity screaming.]
Vanity: JOKER! JOKER! JOKER! OH GOD! KEEP GOING! AHH!!!
The Joker: BETTER THAN CHASE?!
Vanity: AHH! CHA... CHAS... WHO?! OH GOD! MMMMMM!!!! OH! RIGHT THERE JOKEY!
[We cut outside Trippy P's office. as we see Trippy P & Satisfaction giggling drunk to each other as Trippy P tries to open the door he puts his key into the lock as he begins to open the door we cut to a commerical break!]
Credit: Trippy P, thanks for covering for me bro. EDGE! Can you write the B&P match of us? If not Trippy might for me. Trippy is the shit
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 23:30:53 GMT -5
Post by Trippy P on 12/26/03 at 03:08am[/size]
Trippy P reenters the scene, hair wet, putting his shirt back on, on his arm is Satisfaction, her hair is messed up.
They walk past Sick Nick.
Nick: You have Abs of steel! Seriously, its hard as rock!
Statue:....
Trippy P walks right through, to his office door, where a crowd has formed.
Trippy P: What in the name of Smooth Jokes.....
Just then, the door opens, and Joker walks out, straightening his suit.
Trippy P takes one look in his office, and at Vanity on the desk, and Looks at Joker.
Trippy P: Playa!
*he High Fives joker*
He then reaches into Satisfactions handbag, and produces a bottle of tequilla, and Lemons.
Trippy P: We drink everytime chase bitches about something?
Joker: Sounds right to me.
5 minutes later the bottle is open, and Joker is trying to breakdance, to hillarious results.
He accidentally kicks the Statue in a failed headspin, and the Statue falls on him.
Nick: Joker, get your own! Shes mine!
Nick picks up the statue and retreats backstage.
Joker: (in pain) oww...
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 23:39:53 GMT -5
Post by Belladonna on 12/26/03 at 06:44am
Belladonna quickly notices Trippy P and The Joker with Satisfaction and Vanity walking into the room and gets pissed off. She tosses a whole table cloth of food and drinks onto the floor and stands on top of it.
Belladonna: Thats it!!!!!!! Enough already, those sluts are easy its about time I started having my fun! We are going to have a little game. Well actually not a game a contest! Thats right I want a contest between us divas and it can be in whatever you girls have underneath!
Belladonna shows her bear ass wearing a thong
Everyone goes crazy
Belladonna: So what do you girls say?
Vanity and Satisfaction look at each other with dirty looks...
Satisfaction and Vanity (at the same time): We're in!
Belladonna: Oh by the way you can personally hand pick your own judge!
Vanity immediately picks The Joker and Satisfaction picks Trippy P. Belladonna looks around and sees Nick with his arm around the statue!
Belladonna: Oh well, you'll have to do!
Vanity goes first and strips her clothes down to her bra and thong and dances for everyone on top of the table... Judges vote and Joker gives 10, Trippy 9 and Nick and his statue give a 5.
Satisfaction goes next and also strips down to her bra and thong and lap dances for Trippy P...
Everyone: Lucky bastard!
Judges score and The Joker gives another 10 and Vanity looks shocked and storms off and Joker follows her, Trippy is too stunned to vote so Satisfaction holds up his hands and its 10 (or so we can count!) and Nick and his statue give yet another five!
Belladonna goes next and strips off her pants and shes in a thong but dosen't take off her top. Belladonna grabs a beer that Nick is holding and pours it over her chest!!!! She is wearing no bra! Nick drops his statue on the floor... whilst staring at Belladonna
Everyone: Take it off, take it off, take it off!
Belladonna rips off off her shirt and is indeed wearing no bra! Nick's eyes are wide open as Belladonna goes down and picks up the statue.
Belladonna: Mind if I dance with her?
Nick: ......
Belladonna: Ok then!
Belldonna uses the statue as a pole and dances around it. Its time for the judges vote.... Joker is off looking for Vanity and missing all the fun and Satisfaction and Trippy P are too "busy" with themselves so Nick and the statue are the only ones voting!
Nick gives a ten and Belladonna announces herself as the winner anyway! Belladonna then goes over to the statue...
Belladonna (to Nick): Mind if us three get reaquainted??
Nick:The statue only has eyes for me....
Belladonna: Well thats juts too bad, thats just too bad...
Belladonna walks away covering herself as cameras move on...
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 23:52:25 GMT -5
Post by "Sick" Nick™ on 12/26/03 at 08:17am
Trippy, Joker, “Sick” Nick and the statue are sitting around a table just like in That 70’s Show. Trippy has a bong and is taking a hit.
Trippy P: OK, OK, I got it. We have to do this. I have got a great joke that we can play on Master. But we need to get him here to play it on him. So we need to bait Master here. Hmm . . .
Passes bong to Joker.
Joker: Hmm… Hehehe… Hmm… Hehe… Hmm… Hehe…
Passes bong to Nick.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): So what you are trying to say is… You want to be a Master Baiter?
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Trippy P: Yea. Have any ideas?
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Hmm . . . I don’t know.
Puts bong in front of the statue.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Don’t be shy man. Take a hit.
Statue: . . .
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): OK man. When ever you feel comfortable, hit it. Have any ideas on how to bait Master here?
Statue: . . .
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Yea I hear ya. Well if you come up with something, let us know.
Statue: . . .
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Trippy P: We need something good to get him here.
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: . . .
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Hmm . . .
Trippy P: Like maybe we could put peanut butter on the floor and he will follow it.
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: . . .
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Hmm . . .
Trippy P: Or maybe we can put a really big light outside and he will be attracted to it, like a moth.
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: . . .
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Hmm . . .
Trippy P: Or maybe we could cut his leg off and bring it here. Then he will have to come and get his leg.
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: . . .
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): I got it… Lets invite him to the party.
Trippy P: If you invite him… He will come . . . Brilliant ! ! !
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: . . . Hehehe . . . Master Baiter . . . I get it now . . . Hehehe ! ! !
Nick stands up really quickly.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): I want to be a Master Baiter. I am feeling blue now.
Something falls out of Nick’s pocket. Edge, who is walking by, bends down to pick them up.
Edge: Here you go. You dropped these blue balls.
“Sick” Nick (In a slurred voice): Thanks.
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: . . . Hehehe . . .
Joker: Hehehe… Master Baiter!
Statue: . . . Hehehe . . .
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2007 23:54:16 GMT -5
Post by Mase on 12/26/03 at 2:24pm
[We cut to the outside of the of the Puppy Palace where none other than Mase approaches the party doors...]
Bouncer: Step right in...
[Mase walks by the bouncer and straight to the table where The Joker, Trippy P, "Sick" Nick and the statue are...]
Statue: .... ....
"Sick" Nick: Oh Mase, Say hello to my new friend, Her name is... ...
["Sick" Nick looks at the statue...]
"Sick" Nick: Hey, What is your name anyhow?
Statue: ... ...
"Sick" Nick: Wait, She's tellin me something, I think it's that... Yeah I hear ya my love, Boys she's finally ready to hit that blunt!
[Mase looks around at everybody and then picks up a bottle of whiskey off a near by table...]
Trippy P: Yo Mase, Ya know your brother's a pussy?
Mase: So what else is new?
The Joker: Ahh hahahahaha!
[Mase looks over at Joker...]
The Joker: Oh by the way we have a match later...
Mase: So I've heard...
"Sick" Nick: Here ya go love...
["Sick" Nick shoves the blunt in the statues mouth and then holds it there...]
Mase: I also heard that someone decided to go and make it a bra & panties match...
["Sick" nick spits out his drink all over The Joker and starts laughing!!!]
The Joker soaked in beer: Hey!
Trippy P: Nick made all the matches...
"Sick" Nick: hey nothing personal, Everything was random...
[Mase looks at "Sick" Nick with a non convinced look before taking a big drink of whiskey...]
Mase: Well I'll see you in the ring later Joker...
The Joker: Yeah ok cool... [Joker takes a huge puff on a joint...] Hehehe this is good shit!
[Mase turns around and exits the party with the bottle of whiskey...]
Trippy P: Man I outta take that out of his pay check!
The Joker: Trippy, I got a question...
Trippy P: Holla...
The Joker: How much is this party going to cost?
Trippy P: Won't cost me anything!
"Sick" Nick to statue: I didn't like the way that Mase fellow was looking at you...
[Fade to black.....]
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