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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Aug 4, 2014 13:25:50 GMT -5
Trey: Surprised that this cigarette lasted almost 4 months. really got my moneys worth on that one.
Trey takes a look at the mermaid.
Trey: How you doin'?
All of a sudden the four month unconscious Nick violently throws an uppercut right to Treys testicles.
Trey: Ayyyyeeeeeee!
Trey falls to his knees, holding his testicles. Nick flicks the mermaid. The mermaid falls over, revealing it was a cardboard cut out.
Nick: You've been talking to a cardboard cut out for 4 months!
Nick takes a running start and hits Trey with a running knee. Trey hits the ground and Nick covers. A fat naked man walking by counts... 1... 2... 3...
Naked Fat Man: Nick is the 15x champ. Have a nice day.
The fat naked man walks away as Nick starts to dig a hole to China with the belt strapped to his waist.
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Post by Trey Spruance on Oct 13, 2014 17:27:33 GMT -5
Trey sighs and gets up stiffly, still holding his balls in pain.
Trey: look, nick, if you want to go to China that bad I'll pay for it. Just stop fucking digging ok?
Nick looks up from a hole about fifty feet deep.
Nick; yay!
Trey: all you have to do is sign this contract which states I'm the new hardcore champion.
Nick gets an elevator to the top of the digging site and signs the contract.
New hardcore champ Trey!
Nick: will you be paying in cash or cheque?
Suddenly trey kicks nick in the balls violently.
Trey: sucker!
Trey grabs the card board mermaid and heads to the nearest motel.
Trey: you and me sweetie, that's all we need.
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Post by J.FRICKIN.C on Oct 13, 2014 21:56:20 GMT -5
Well that and other things as Trey quickly realizes, as J.C (Oh yeah… J.C returned. Explanations later!) follows the scent of dope burning all the way to Trey’s room number, rips back the shower curtain while hes bathing and repeatedly bashes him with a rubber duck!
Spruance shrieks into the air, grasping at J.C only to find the shower curtain instead, tearing it right from its fittings, falling into the tub and busting his head open. J.C jumps on top of naked Trey and pins him down, complete with cocky pelvis thrusts for the 1..2..3 and we have a new, soaped up Hardcore champion!
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Oct 14, 2014 21:25:46 GMT -5
. . . That's when Nick runs into the motel room looking to fight. He stops in his tracks and stairs at JC on top of a naked Trey.
Nick: . . . Yea. You can keep the title.
Nick just walks out of the room shaking his head.
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Post by Trey Spruance on Oct 17, 2014 17:32:26 GMT -5
Naked Trey regains consciousness.
Trey: go go gadget dick!
Trey thinks of porn, and gets an errection so big the entire motel is destroyed.
Ref: I hereby declare treys monstrosity of a penis the hardcore champ!
Trey: hmmm now all I got a do is find some girl to pin it for more than a three count.
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Oct 18, 2014 10:46:36 GMT -5
... then Nick bursts through a window in a partially standing wall. Nick tucks, rolls and thrusts forward with a pin. the pin stabs Trey's penis and it pops. it flails around as the air rushes out.
Trey: damn it!
Nick slaps Trey across the face with the back of his hand with such force, Trey trips over his deflated penis and knocks himself unconscious as he hits his head on the rubble. Nick flips him on his back as a cockroach counts to 3.
Cockroach: 1... 2... 3... Nick is the 16x champ.
Nick grabs the title and prances down the highway into the sunset.
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Post by Trey Spruance on Nov 7, 2014 13:16:45 GMT -5
Trey regains consciousness and chases after nick.
Trey: I will be the last hardcore champion!
Trey grabs his deflated penis and wraps it around nicks neck, choking him with it.
Trey: why since JC returned has everything been so gay!?
Nick finally taps.
New Hardcore champion Trey!
Trey puts some clothes on and heads home to England.
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Feb 28, 2016 12:10:35 GMT -5
The camera sets in on Trey as he sits in a chair, in his home, in England.
Trey writing in a book: Day 478. Dear journal. Today is the 478th day I have been champion. I have been sitting in this chair for 478 days... I really have to go to the bathroom, but I feel as though if I leave this chair, my reign will end. Some call it OCD. Some call it superstition. Personally, I call it luck. I have sat in this chair for 478 days and no Lbm. No Chase or whatever he is calling himself today. No "Sick" Nick or Red Ninja. No one. I truly am the last Champion!
As Trey finish writing that last sentence, Trey's chair grabs him, lifts him up and German Suplexes him through a nearby coffee table. The chair comes apart.
Trey: It's YOU!
"Sick" Nick: It is I!
Trey: You were wearing a chair costume for 478 days?
"Sick" Nick: Yes!
Trey: You were wearing it just to surprise me?
"Sick" Nick: Yes!
Trey: Why would you sit there for 478 days?
"Sick" Nick: Why not? It surprised you, right?
Trey: It did!
Nick grabs a tea set tray, because Trey is from England and everyone in England drinks tea with their pinky sticking up. Nick sticks the tray under his leg and hits a leg drop across Trey's face. As Nick goes for the cover, Harry Hebner, who was standing in a corner with a lamp shade over his head, leaps into action and counts the 1... 2... 3!!!
Harry Hebner: Nick is the... the... I lost count.
Nick counts on his fingers.
Nick: 17 time...
Harry Hebner: 17x Hardcore Champion!
Nick grabs the championship and walks back to the United States for a hot dog.
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Post by Trey Spruance on Jul 1, 2016 10:53:19 GMT -5
Trey regains consciousness just as a hooker is stealing his wallet from his jeans.
Trey: fuck off you fucking vulture!
Trey gets up and hits the hooker with a steel chair, in the face, repeatedly. She doesn't move, or look remotely phased.
Trey: What the... How the hell did you do that? You're more hardcore than any of us wannabes.
Hooker: Nothing will kill me except aids.
She suddenly falls flat on her face.
Trey: Yup... Now, how much cash have I got to follow Nick to the US?
Trey checks his wallet.
Trey: 90 pence. Fuck. Can't even afford a cheap beer. Wait a second, I know what I'll do.
Trey goes through the dead hookers pockets.
Trey: Hey, wada you know, 10p. I can get a beer!
Trey uses his telekinetic powers and transfers the hardcore belt into his hands while Nick is still eating his hot dog.
Trey: Yeah... I rule.
New HARDCORE champion Trey "The Dude to End all Dudes" Spruance!
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Jan 6, 2018 14:07:33 GMT -5
Trey Spruance, who is face down drunk in a pool of his own vomit at a local pub, is unknowingly approached by a familiar figure.
"Sick" Nick: Poor fella! Waiting over a year and a half for some competition is all passed out.
Nick softly lowers Trey to the floor and places a pinky on his chest. Nick looks at the bar tender and lifts a finger over his lips to indicate to the bar tender to be quiet. The bartender quietly counts to three.
Bar Tender: one... two... three...
Nick picks up the Hardcore title and tiptoes out of the pub. As Nick gets outside the pub, he straps the title around his waist, throws his hands in front of him and pretends to fly to the nearest zoo.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 10:05:14 GMT -5
[Out of the darkness he rose not the hero they wanted but the hero they needed and for a moment time stood still around him as they admired his greatness]
Joker Jr: We all need a place to hide...
[Joker Jr starts to slowly walk around "Unsick" Nick as he remains motionless with his arms stuck out like painting of a plan riding off into the sunset frozen in time]
Joker Jr: A place to escape our pain...
[Joker Jr continues his slow circle around "Unsick" Nick until he makes a full circle coming face to face with him]
Joker Jr: A place to dream and hope...
[Joker Jr corrects "Unsick" Nick's hair as he smirks]
Joker Jr: A place where the darkness will not seem so frightening and for a moment we are there but for some its a relentless enemy that will not be denied and once it senses your fear you it'll find you...
[Joker Jr grabs "Unsick" Nick by the head and headbutts him down to the ground as Joker Jr begins to laugh but just as quick as he started he stops]
Joker Jr: But to whoms dream do we dwell in to whoms hopes can not excape their fears...
------------------------- Alternate Reality ------------------------- ["Unsick" Nick picks up the Hardcore Championship and tiptoes out of the pub as "Unsick" Nick gets outside the pub he straps the Championship around his waist THE START outta no where connects to "Unsick" Nick's chin and his legs crubble from underneath him as he falls to the ground Joker Jr makes the cover 1 2.......3]
New Hardcore Champion: Joker Jr
[Joker Jr grabs the Hardcore Championship and props himself up against the outside of the bar setting there waiting for someone to cave in his skull with a weapon of choice for someone to cause blood to rain down his face for someone to cause him the pain he has missed and haa craved for far to long as he mumbles to himself]
Joker Jr: He's not Hardcore He's not Hardcore He's not Hardcore He's not Hardcore He's not Hardcore He's not Hardcore He's not Hardcore...
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Post by "Sick" Nick™ on Feb 17, 2018 20:07:23 GMT -5
Nick looks at Joker Jr. as he leans up against the wall with the Hardcore title in hand.
"Sick" Nick: You know... Waiving your hands frantically up and down while creepily saying 'Alternate Reality', does not mean the story you told actually happened. All you did was grab the title out of my hand. But then again, they say that possession is 9/10th of the law. Soooooooo . . . . .
Nick kicks Joker Jr. in the gut and SLAM! Head first into the pavement with a Snap DDT. Nick rolls Joker Jr. onto his back and places a finger on his chest.
Parking Meter Maid: One... Two... Three!
Nick snatches the title, throws it over his shoulder and now heads to the zoo.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2018 11:55:37 GMT -5
You are not Sick
Sick you are not
I do not like the zoo
Not with Thing 1
Not with Thing 2
Not even with a Who
Especially not with You
So I will hit you with a finisher or two
Then I will pin you
1 2... 3 will count the Emu
You are not sick
Sick you are not
And I do not like the zoo
New Hardcore Champion Joker Jr
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2018 18:06:40 GMT -5
Joker Jr: Dj... Dj... Dj... tis that you... typing... typing the words that never come... I hear you... in this relm of forgotten words... you... YOU CAN'T FORGET ME... this but a dream... that a sleeper sees... within a dream... because I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty... and witty and... he he he ha
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Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Jun 11, 2018 6:24:47 GMT -5
Meanwhile somewhere else...
Former FHT/ELITE wrestling star, Lbm walks into a McDonalds with his new girlfriend. She's blonde and she's pretty and far too young for a father of 8/9 (I can't remember) and grandfather of at least 1.
Lbm: What you want honey?
Torrie: I don't know... maybe a happy meal?
(Now she's young but not that young so sratch that).
Torrie: I'll take a mcchicken sandwich.... orange Fanta.
McDonalds Worker: Who's Next?
Lbm: That's us... Can I get a mcchick... ... ... Oh my Gawd? CHASE?
McDonalds Worker: Excuse me?
Lbm: Chase it's me? Lbm... My gawd you haven't aged in the slightest...
McDoanlds Worker: My name is Kevin. I don't know who this Chase is... And can I take your order please?
Lbm: I am sorry. This is incredible. You remind me so much of someone I used to know. I mean I haven't seen the guy in close to 10 years. But you look exactly like him - well how he used to look. Its almost like your his clone...
Lbm gasps. The McDonalds Worker stares blankly back at him... Lbm's new girlfriend looks back at him.
Torrie: Baby are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost.
McDonalds Worker: Sir if you do not wish to order I suggest you move on and let the next person in the queue order.
Lbm has staggered. Torrie helps him out of the queue and to a near by seat. Lbm is hyper ventilating.
Lbm: Torrie remember I told you about how I used to be a wrestler back in New York.
Torrie: That's all you ever talk about. How could I forget?
Lbm: Torrie years ago there was this guy. I told you about him. The Peep's Champ. I mean we couldn't work out if the guy was insane or brilliant or both. But he had these clones. Some people believed they were robots like something out of science fiction but in reality they were these young guys - orphans that had no prospects who he paid to have plastic surgery on their faces to look like him for some elaborate wrestling angle that no one really remembers or cared about then.
Torrie: I think I remember something... but whats that got to do with...
Lbm: That guy over there. He has Chase's face. He's one of the clones. He has to be. Which means... I don't know what it means. Fuck...
Torrie: Listen Lbm... maybe this isn't the right time. But I was gonna tell you over our lunch. But this isn't working out for me. My dad thinks your too old for me. And my mom thinks your a bit of a creep to be honest. I like you but you look like your about to have a heart attack. I got college in the morning and I just think we would be better as friends...
Lbm: I wonder if he knows Chase. Like if he's seen him... Nobody has seen him since he went crazy at that zoo dressed up like the joker from batman
(There you go this elaborate introduction did have a purpose).
Torrie: Did you even listen to a word I just said?
Lbm: I am gonna go up there again...
LBM leaves Torrie who shakes her head at him.
Lbm: Exuse me I have to know... your one of the Chase clones aren't you?
McDoanlds Worker: SIR I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU MY NAME IS KEVIN AND I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS CHASE IS...
Lbm: Where is he? Where is Chase? I need to find him... to help him!!!
McDonalds Worker: You should have let it lie...
The Chase clone throws a pile of sauces and straws in Lbm's face and runs toward the back door.
Lbm jumps the counter and follows.
The Chase clone turns around and throws a barrel of fries in Lbm's face. Lbm ducks them and grabs him and threatens to dunk him face first into the deep fat frier...
Lbm: Where is he? I destroy his face and yours in this deep fat fryer if you don't tell me where he is?
Torrie: Oh my gawd... he's lost it!!! Someone call the police!!! Please help that man.
Kevin The McDonalds Chase Clone: I don't know... please please please.
Lbm: Tell me boy!!!
Kevin: He's....
OOC I aint done creative writing since this thing ended all these years ago... my writing skills have gone the way of keith Williams (non existant). I gave you a cliffhanger... someone run with it or don't!!!
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