Post by The F'N Legend Lbm on Nov 10, 2023 18:41:58 GMT -5
Wally Wilson: Hello again everybody and welcome to FHT Superstars! The sacred grounds of the FHT Arena is sold out and everybody is on their feet as we are live in NEW YORK CITY. My name is Wally Wilson alongside FHT Hall of Famer A-Damn Hater and what a night it is gonna be as we celebrate the 21st Anniversary of the F'N Hardcore Territory!
A-Damn Hater: 21 years ago today - FHT was born! 21 fucking years!!! And we are back live tonight in the place were it all began with the best fans and the world. I am pumped to see what happens when FHT Hardcore Champion Trey Spruance put that title on the line against L.. ... Hold on just a minute? I thought you were dead Wally?
Wally Wilson: If they can clone Chase Stapleton, if they can use voodoo magic to win the Hardcore Title (see the previous post), if they can let some guy called John be Stone Cold Steve Austin and/or The Punisher (all rights WWE and Marvel) - then they let me come back from the dead even if it was for one night only.
A-Damn Hater: David called - he wants his gimmick back? (Note from the author - if you remember David coming back from the dead you are officially old).
TREY SPRUANCE'S MUSIC HITS...
The music of FHT alumni Trey Spruance blasts out over the FHT Arena. The fans go wild for the arrival of the FHT Hardcore Champion. (Note from the author; I could have looked up Trey's music and a little bit of his entrance but I have been working all day - so if you remember it fill it in here.) Trey smacks hands with fans and jumps up into the ring![/b]
Wally Wilson: Since September 3rd; Trey Spruance has dominated the FHT Hardcore Championship defending the title against all comers!!!
A-Damn Hater: Dominated? They maybe brought your body back from the dead but not your brain? Trey won the title without laying a single hand on Sick Nick - perhaps the greatest to ever wear that belt. It was a travesty. Only Nick is too busy spending all his money he got from selling his social media platflorm twibber to Elon Musk (now rebranded Z). That was one of the worst title switches I ever seen Wilson. And I seen UK MASTER, EDGECUTIONER and MISTAH JJ in their primes!
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS HITS...
Pyrotechnics explode throughout the FHT ARENA! Metallica plays loud as through the fireworks steps The F'N Legend LBM once again. LBM stops on the ramp surveying the crowd tears in his eyes. His t-shirt reads "21 F'N YEARS", as he makes his way down the ramp smacking hands with as many fans in the building as he can. LBM gets to ringside and were a large portion of his family are gathered (theres about 8 or 9 kids, several grand kids and at least 2 ex wives and a midget named The Awaken Half).
Wally Wilson: Time is standing still! 21 years ago today, I was backstage when a rookie named Little Big Man made history becoming the first FHT Hardcore Champion. It was a reign that lasted less than 1 minute and a mere 45 seconds later Reverend Daddy Joe became the third man in history to hold that title belt.
We have had some 4273 title changes of the FHT Hardcore Championship since that night over 21 years. Many of those reigns have been that man right there with the record most title wins by the legend mr "Sick" Nick. But could tonite be title change number 4274.
A-Damn Hater: By the time LBM gets to the ring FHT will be celebrating its 53rd anniversary Wilson. LBM was past it by 2008 - he has no business being in there tonite with a man who was once described as the future of the FHT. Hell LBM will probably end up retiring and unretiring mid match!
LBM gets into the ring and stands opposite Trey Spruance. FHT Senior Referee Harry Hebner signals for the bell as the crowd chant "This is Awesome" (I think ironically). What follows is 11 glorious minutes of garbage wrestling. They use every short cut you can think of - chairs, tables, ladders, staple guns, light bulb tubes, stop signs, statutes, smashing bottles on each others heads, sledgehammers, kendo sticks, guitars, nightsticks, slop buckets, megaphones, heeled shoes, brass knucks leading to this ending sequence.
Trey has LBM beat. LBM is bleeding profusely - well they both are. Trey signals for his finisher (you all know the one - if you dont rember you arent a true FHT fan - the finisher that Trey hit in every match... yeah that one. Trey signals for it but LBM blocks it. LBM rolls Trey up in a small package.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
NEW FHT HARDCORE CHAMPION: The FHT Franchise LBM (
Wally Wilson: LBM WINS!!! For the 104th time in his career, LBM is the FHT Hardcore Champion! On this night 21 years ago LBM became the first ever FHT Hardcore Champion and here we are 21 years later and he has won it again! What a moment - time is standing still!!!
A-Damn Hater: Hopefully someone comes along and beats this guy soon? He's a jerk! Anyway still to come on FHT Superstars... Oh God no... LBM is asking for a microphone. Can we go to commercial???
.............
The F'N Legend LBM: FHT 4 LIFE!!!
A-Damn Hater: 21 years ago today - FHT was born! 21 fucking years!!! And we are back live tonight in the place were it all began with the best fans and the world. I am pumped to see what happens when FHT Hardcore Champion Trey Spruance put that title on the line against L.. ... Hold on just a minute? I thought you were dead Wally?
Wally Wilson: If they can clone Chase Stapleton, if they can use voodoo magic to win the Hardcore Title (see the previous post), if they can let some guy called John be Stone Cold Steve Austin and/or The Punisher (all rights WWE and Marvel) - then they let me come back from the dead even if it was for one night only.
A-Damn Hater: David called - he wants his gimmick back? (Note from the author - if you remember David coming back from the dead you are officially old).
TREY SPRUANCE'S MUSIC HITS...
The music of FHT alumni Trey Spruance blasts out over the FHT Arena. The fans go wild for the arrival of the FHT Hardcore Champion. (Note from the author; I could have looked up Trey's music and a little bit of his entrance but I have been working all day - so if you remember it fill it in here.) Trey smacks hands with fans and jumps up into the ring![/b]
Wally Wilson: Since September 3rd; Trey Spruance has dominated the FHT Hardcore Championship defending the title against all comers!!!
A-Damn Hater: Dominated? They maybe brought your body back from the dead but not your brain? Trey won the title without laying a single hand on Sick Nick - perhaps the greatest to ever wear that belt. It was a travesty. Only Nick is too busy spending all his money he got from selling his social media platflorm twibber to Elon Musk (now rebranded Z). That was one of the worst title switches I ever seen Wilson. And I seen UK MASTER, EDGECUTIONER and MISTAH JJ in their primes!
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS HITS...
Pyrotechnics explode throughout the FHT ARENA! Metallica plays loud as through the fireworks steps The F'N Legend LBM once again. LBM stops on the ramp surveying the crowd tears in his eyes. His t-shirt reads "21 F'N YEARS", as he makes his way down the ramp smacking hands with as many fans in the building as he can. LBM gets to ringside and were a large portion of his family are gathered (theres about 8 or 9 kids, several grand kids and at least 2 ex wives and a midget named The Awaken Half).
Wally Wilson: Time is standing still! 21 years ago today, I was backstage when a rookie named Little Big Man made history becoming the first FHT Hardcore Champion. It was a reign that lasted less than 1 minute and a mere 45 seconds later Reverend Daddy Joe became the third man in history to hold that title belt.
We have had some 4273 title changes of the FHT Hardcore Championship since that night over 21 years. Many of those reigns have been that man right there with the record most title wins by the legend mr "Sick" Nick. But could tonite be title change number 4274.
A-Damn Hater: By the time LBM gets to the ring FHT will be celebrating its 53rd anniversary Wilson. LBM was past it by 2008 - he has no business being in there tonite with a man who was once described as the future of the FHT. Hell LBM will probably end up retiring and unretiring mid match!
LBM gets into the ring and stands opposite Trey Spruance. FHT Senior Referee Harry Hebner signals for the bell as the crowd chant "This is Awesome" (I think ironically). What follows is 11 glorious minutes of garbage wrestling. They use every short cut you can think of - chairs, tables, ladders, staple guns, light bulb tubes, stop signs, statutes, smashing bottles on each others heads, sledgehammers, kendo sticks, guitars, nightsticks, slop buckets, megaphones, heeled shoes, brass knucks leading to this ending sequence.
Trey has LBM beat. LBM is bleeding profusely - well they both are. Trey signals for his finisher (you all know the one - if you dont rember you arent a true FHT fan - the finisher that Trey hit in every match... yeah that one. Trey signals for it but LBM blocks it. LBM rolls Trey up in a small package.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
NEW FHT HARDCORE CHAMPION: The FHT Franchise LBM (
Wally Wilson: LBM WINS!!! For the 104th time in his career, LBM is the FHT Hardcore Champion! On this night 21 years ago LBM became the first ever FHT Hardcore Champion and here we are 21 years later and he has won it again! What a moment - time is standing still!!!
A-Damn Hater: Hopefully someone comes along and beats this guy soon? He's a jerk! Anyway still to come on FHT Superstars... Oh God no... LBM is asking for a microphone. Can we go to commercial???
.............
The F'N Legend LBM: FHT 4 LIFE!!!